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Oh, man, my delts
are blasted.

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A chart for how much
protein powder to scoop

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for a 180-pound
man with no fat

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Protein powder, huh?
You cut it with water?

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Why don't you
just take estrogen?

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Here

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There you go, boys See how
Papa takes care of you

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people thought biceps
were all that.

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They'd flex them all
night at the discotheque

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all about core, huh?

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Yeah

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Core's critical

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There are four tenets of Pilates
that I live my life by.

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One, lengthen

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Two, elongate

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Listen, guys. I think we all want
to know the same thing, right?

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Who's the strongest?

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There's only one
way to solve that

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Thigh curl contest

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All right,
here we go, everybody

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May the manliest man win

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Go

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Feast on this, Lewis

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I love the burn
The burn is where I live

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Come on, Gabe. You can't
handle his hamstrings.

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You're getting hypno-thized

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Speed set. One

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One, two

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Here, this is for your elbows
For your elbows

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Thank you
You're welcome.

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Five, six...
- Seven

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Quick phone call for you guys
Keep going. Eight.

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Nine

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Hello?
- Ten.

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We got it?

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Very funny, Jim

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Yeah, Jim

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Way to mock us for
perfecting our bodies

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Everyone, conference room
Now.

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All right
Easy there, Grandpa

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Okay, you don't
need my help?

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Here, here, just

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Morning
Hey

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Somebody left in such a hurry
this morning that she forgot

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these
Oh

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You know, the only thing more
delicious than your feet

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is the feast that I am going
to prepare for everyone.

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Andy if you're going to
hang out for a while

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Uh.

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What's this?

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This dumb
new rule Robert made

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He just wants
visitors to sign in

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Is this Robert's
attempt to embarrass me?

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No, of course not

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It's just... I think it's like
if we make an exception for you

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then we have to make an
exception for the water guy

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and then it's like, "Where
does it end?' So, just...

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Why is it when other people spend
all their time at tee office,

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they're rewarded for it
and when I do it,

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"It's a little much"?

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Is it because I'm not
an employee anymore?

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Because that's
what it feels like

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All right
enjoy the Illinois game

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Good, we have a deal?

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Thanks, Janet
Thanks so much, Earl.

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Wow. A simultaneous sale

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And they said it couldn't be done.
Boom. Screw them

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A lot going on, guys
What's happening?

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The Binghamton
branch closed last night

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and all their
clients are up for grabs

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That was a fine branch

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Things are really bad under
Robert California I guess

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It's like a festival of poo

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Hey, come on, language

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Yeah, and we're not interested
in your sour grapes, okay?

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Jim, tell him where he
can stick his grapes.

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In the fridge

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No, Jim.
The butt, in his butt

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Sorry, man,
I can't focus on zingers

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There's too many
potential clients.

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You two better
watch yourselves

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Yeah, the Syracuse
branch can't be happy

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you're taking
New York clients

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Robert, why did
Binghamton close?

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Can everyone just
Please

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saturnalia last night

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in celebration of the
finalization of my divorce

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of Australian reds

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and, how should I say this
Colombian whites.

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Wait, what is this
about Binghamton?

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The branch closed, forever

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Closing the Binghamton branch never
occurred to me before today.

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Or, I guess, last night

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But, in vino veritas,
as they say

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I'm not going to start
doubting my drunken self now

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I got your voice
mail from last night

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Wonderful

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And the answer is yes
yes, yes, yes,

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and never

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Pam, when's the last time
you lived so intensely

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that your brain, literally,
couldn't hold the memories in?

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It was the summer

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Apparently,
I left a phone message

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for Nellie last night, and I
need you to find out what I said

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Um, I am a little busy

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Yes

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Of course

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Why don't you list the things that
would keep you from helping me?

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Yeah. I can make you a list

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Let's do it now

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What's number one?

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Why don't I help you now?
Okay There we go

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Who the hell are Jim Halpert
and Dwight Schrute?

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Jim, Dwight,
what are your last names?

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And you are?

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Harry Jannerone,
Dunder Mifflin Syracuse

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What the hell's all this?

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Cherries jubilee
over home-made gelato

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You live well down here in PA I
want to talk to you guys right now

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And Lloyd Gross, too

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Which one's that guy?

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The salesmen have
a commission cap,

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but we figured
out a way around it

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Lloyd Gross is a fictional
salesman we invented to

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How do I put this? Steal from the
company, embezzle, to commit fraud

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Okay, it sounds sketchy but
it helps us get more money.

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Yes

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Pam made a drawing
of Lloyd.

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He is a blend of
all the salesmen

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There he is

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That's Lloyd.
Me?

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Yeah, you

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Where do you get off
crossing state lines?

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Now, we're actually closer to
Binghamton than you are

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kemo sabe

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I like to think Lloyd Gross
is a no-nonsense guy

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who doesn't back
down from anybody

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and he calls
people "kemo sabe.'

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They're New York
we're New York.

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State line is
the dividing line

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That's the way
it's always been

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There's actually not a rule
that says that. It's true

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It's true. There's no rule. You
can check the employee handbook

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Can I check
the employee handbook, Lloyd?

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Does it say anything about me
choking a man with my bare hands?

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No

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Wait, no? Are you kidding me?
You told me there was a rule.

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So many people by now

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Stay out of my state It's in your
best interest to stay out of my state

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I've seen guys
like you, big guys

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who like to push
the little guys around

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Lloyd Gross eats bullies
like you for breakfast

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Stay out of New York, Lloyd

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Text from the old wife
I'm going to take that.

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How about this, why don't
we just ask Robert?

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Can we all agree that maybe
the CEO should decide this?

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Robert's here?

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Look at us,
bickering like school girls

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looking around the room for
things to hit each other with

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were doing that

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Chair, lamp, plant,
table leg Jim's leg

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Where's the Advil, Jim? I think
I've hit my limit on the Tylenol...

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Sorry, not Jim

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Andrew, what do we have
to do to get rid of you?

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Hire you back and send
Erin back to Florida?

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Message received
loud and clear

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Just have to get
the caramelized sugar

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off the pan
before it dries

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Oh, for God's sake

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Robert California what a
surprise you're here in Scranton

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Harry

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So, why would you
close Binghamton down

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without a transition plan
in place?

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How do you mean?

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No, no, no, kid, stay there
Do your dishes. Go ahead

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Harry, there is a time
for every decision

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predetermined
many years ago

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There's no benefit
in questioning why

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this particular
decision seems

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so poorly timed

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Okay, what are you deciding?
We get a say.

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Listen Robert, I don't have time.
There's a big client in play

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Prestige Direct Mail Solutions

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used to be Binghamton's
Don't listen to him.

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Nope I want it. It's mine

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Prestige is ours

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Okay, they're responsible
for half of the junk ma

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on the eastern seaboard
We get them.

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00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:02,042
We already put
a call in to them, Robert

191
00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,752
We need you to
make a decision

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00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,754
Make a decision.
I have decided

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00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:09,216
Neither of you are
to have any contact

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00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:13,637
with either Prestige
or any other Binghamton client

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00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,765
until I've figured out
how to divide things up

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00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,643
As Solomon once said

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00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:26,024
There's some bizarre energy
in this place today.

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Robert going off the rails,
making some funky decisions

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00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,988
Like why is nobody
going to call on Prestige?

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00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,448
That is a huge client

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00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,991
They could give
their business to

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00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,618
the first person to
walk in the door.

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00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,370
Could be any idiot.

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00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:39,746
Any idiot at all.

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00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:47,337
Shaping a company is in a sense,
similar to training a geisha.

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00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:51,049
You have to mold
not merely the physical form

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00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:55,387
but also the character
The two must harmonize

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Are they still there?

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00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:03,395
They want a decision
who gets the big client

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00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,231
They can wait

211
00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:10,277
I'll still be talking about
geishas long past their bedtime

212
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,488
You know, I trained as one

213
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,783
Is it just me or is our
boss a freaking weirdo?

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00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:21,329
I'm going to get some air

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00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,922
Jim, you know what would
be really dastardly?

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00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:34,301
If we snuck out of here
and got to the client first

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00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:45,895
He's running

218
00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:51,067
Damn it

219
00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:54,112
What... What is this
supposed to be?

220
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,196
It's a monkey

221
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,158
Jim, get real.
This is not a monkey

222
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,659
It's got a hula skirt
and a blue nose.

223
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,161
Hold on. Hold on
Is this him?

224
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,954
What?
Is that him?

225
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,206
It's him! Do something Get out!
Go!

226
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,666
What? What am I
going to do? I don't

227
00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,877
Go slash his tires
Go dent his hood!

228
00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:12,797
That's it?

229
00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:14,507
That's great.
That's like a 5-second delay

230
00:11:14,592 --> 00:11:15,759
Dwight

231
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:16,885
Go

232
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:20,138
Does this thing have turbo?
Nitrous? Hit the NOS

233
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:22,557
NOS? You mean like
in Fast & Furious?

234
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,850
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I
definitely have NOS

235
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,518
Hit the NOS.
Are you sure?

236
00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:28,563
Yes. We got it! Go! Brace yourself.
Three, two, one

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00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:30,023
Here we go

238
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:38,031
Hello Andy Bernard
to see the CEO

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00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,324
Oh. Do you have
an appointment?

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00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,408
No, I do not

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00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:42,410
Okay. I think I can
squeeze you in

242
00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:44,913
Seriously?

243
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,291
Because I could just
be anyone. I thought

244
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,085
I was going to
have to convince you

245
00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:51,920
He's really not that busy

246
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,213
Is there someone
here to see me?

247
00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:54,547
Yes. This man

248
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,132
Come on in

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00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:04,057
So, what do you make of
this Robert California guy?

250
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,769
What does a guy like that
do on an average weeknight

251
00:12:07,937 --> 00:12:09,979
I'll tell you what he does

252
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:12,565
Hello.
Hello, my clucking hens

253
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,901
Got room for
another in the roost?

254
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,112
Huh? Don't worry I won't lay an egg

255
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,241
Robert sent me to
take over if Pam fails

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00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,618
If?

257
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,747
Crunching numbers all day

258
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,541
Math is for boys

259
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,255
Did someone say "girl talk?'

260
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,093
Sometimes I wonder if I
have ovaries in my scrotum

261
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,512
because I am
great at girl talk

262
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,557
Have you guys been watching
any good Korean soap operas?

263
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,767
I'm pretty deep into
Hee-Jung Cinderella Girl.

264
00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:51,271
Although, I definitely fast-forward
through the Yung Tae storylines

265
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,274
Do you think I'd like that? Or is it
important to have an Asian fetish?

266
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:57,986
I think you're going to need
to have an Asian fetish. Yeah

267
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,739
It'll be
upsetting if you don't

268
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,867
I'm a former paper executive I know
the product. I know the margins

269
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,661
25% on your costs

270
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:09,581
Why haven't I heard of you?
You got any references?

271
00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:11,583
No. I'm a rogue

272
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:13,501
Uh-huh.
Which is the best part

273
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,795
That means you will
be my first customer

274
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,174
and your business will get
100% of my attention.

275
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:23,678
Now, I have written down
my personal phone number

276
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,223
You call this any time

277
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,685
Every salesman I've ever met has
given me his personal phone number

278
00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:34,647
Of course they have,
which is why I'm giving you

279
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,484
a key to my house

280
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:45,283
Whatever you need, any time night
or day, you just stop on by.

281
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:49,454
You want me to drive to
your house if I need paper?

282
00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:51,164
Maybe you just want
someone to talk to,

283
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,958
maybe you need a place to
crash for a couple of days

284
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,961
My wireless password
is "eat, pray, love.'

285
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,630
Easy to remember

286
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:03,343
Ready? Go, go, go

287
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,988
You all right?
Yeah.

288
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,546
Dwight, what are you doing?

289
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,630
Shh

290
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,845
Go! Go! Take the stairs, now
What are you talking about?

291
00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,013
Just run! Take the stairs! I don't
even know where the stairs are

292
00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:50,723
I'll stall him. Go

293
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,936
What are you doing?

294
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:58,356
I'm going to activate
the seismic fail-safe

295
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,192
We'll be stuck
between floors for hours

296
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:05,405
Oh

297
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,534
My pants fell down
What?

298
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,370
My pants fell down
I don't have a belt!

299
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,875
Hello, sir, good day. Dwight K.
Schrute Dunder Mifflin Scranton

300
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,251
Forgive my pants
they fell down.

301
00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,712
An appointment with Mr. Ramish,
please Right now is fine.

302
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,214
No, no, no. I was here first Dwight K.
Schrute Dunder Mifflin Scranton.

303
00:15:23,299 --> 00:15:24,465
Hi, guys. What's going on?

304
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,552
Mr. Ramish, Harry Jannerone
Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.

305
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,554
I was here first. Sorry
about this mix-up Okay.

306
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,598
I already made an appointment
with your secretary

307
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:32,891
Let me stop you
all right here

308
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,225
I've already picked
a new paper supplier

309
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,727
Wait, it's not
DM Utica, is it?

310
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:40,356
No, no, it's not Dunder Mifflin at all,
actually. It's Big Red Paper Company

311
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:41,900
Big Red Paper Company?

312
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:42,984
Mmm-hmm

313
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,987
Yes, yes, yes

314
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,199
Get me a cup of coffee

315
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:51,284
Me too

316
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,161
Or do you also have
a monopoly on thirst?

317
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,163
All right, guys, it didn't
work out for any of us,

318
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,206
so we're still
on the same team

319
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,167
Let me get these
No

320
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,503
Let him get his own
He's got Syracuse money

321
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,798
You know your partner's got a lot
of attitude, but I like that.

322
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,508
How long you guys
been dating?

323
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,469
Jim couldn't land me
in a thousand years.

324
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,678
But you're saying
there's a chance.

325
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,930
Shut up

326
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:15,767
Hey

327
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,857
Excellent. Excellent

328
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:27,320
Though troubling that your
first instinct is thievery.

329
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,404
What do you want from me?

330
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:32,533
Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, never.'

331
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,243
Hello, Nell, it's Mum.

332
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:37,455
Do keep your chin up. It can't
possibly be as bad as you describe.

333
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,873
Oh, yes, it can

334
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,128
This is MasterCard.
You are over the limit.

335
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:47,173
Send the minimum payment
of $448 by Monday,

336
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,467
or we will be forced to
send it to collections.

337
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,677
Shopaholic

338
00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:52,971
Sounds like it.
Yeah

339
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,516
Hi, sis. Is your boss
still hitting on you?

340
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,771
This is Annie
from Second Nests.

341
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,816
I'm sorry, but the Romanian
orphanage felt more comfortable

342
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,694
with a two-person nuclear
family than a single mother,

343
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,737
so we're going to hold out for that.
Okay, that's enough

344
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,489
No, no, no Pam, we need to
get to the bottom of this

345
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,824
No. No.
Come on. Come on

346
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:16,744
Robert, okay... So, I deleted
them all They're all deleted.

347
00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:19,539
Pam, you've
completely bungled this

348
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:20,873
Ah

349
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,171
Hey

350
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:33,344
Can I do it, Pam? Can I pull
off a gold Arabian sandal?

351
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:35,013
Um

352
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:38,266
Yes. Definitely.
With your hair, certainly

353
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:40,685
You dropped
your cell phone

354
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,020
Oh, gosh.
Yep

355
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,564
Thank you. I'm so stupid

356
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:45,898
No. My goodness
you just

357
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,651
You have a lot going on
with Robert and everything

358
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,404
Oh, God,
Pam, don't get me started

359
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:52,822
No, I will not

360
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,990
You've just got me started

361
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:58,077
Robert is a filthy beast

362
00:18:00,456 --> 00:18:03,082
Don't you get the feeling
every time he looks at you,

363
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,626
he's just thinking of 15
different ways to do you?

364
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:06,919
Well

365
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,797
The man talks of
nothing but sex.

366
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,301
Sometimes he talks about
flesh and bacchanals.

367
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,385
Oh, yeah

368
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,139
what he left on my
phone last night

369
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,392
No. Don't. Just put
it out of your mind

370
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:26,981
Pam, what is your address?

371
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,901
I'm going to send you a pair
of these gold harem shoes

372
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,487
Oh. No, you don't
Yes

373
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,698
Come on, a little
gold Arabian slipper

374
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,117
Things are looking up

375
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:45,583
I have MasterCard
right where I want them

376
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,920
and I have a new friend

377
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,090
A friend

378
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,759
At work

379
00:18:58,514 --> 00:18:59,722
Erin

380
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,140
There's a call
for you on line 1

381
00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:03,101
Who is it?

382
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,603
He says, "Salvation.'
No last name.

383
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:10,775
Yeah, hello

384
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,444
You once put me on a list
of the losers in the office

385
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:16,030
This loser just got
your biggest client

386
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,865
to give him all
their business

387
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,660
So, hire me back,
that business is yours.

388
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:23,287
Don't, and I will
find another buyer

389
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,872
You're blackmailing me

390
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,958
It's just business

391
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,754
some ineffectual, privileged

392
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,965
effete, soft-penised debutant

393
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,217
You want to start a street
fight with me, bring it on,

394
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,469
but you're going to be
surprised by how ugly it gets

395
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:42,223
You don't even know my real
name I'm the * Lizard King

396
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:47,687
Whoa

397
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,777
Well, I gave him a chance

398
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:04,912
Andy Bernard?

399
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,080
You got a minute?

400
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,583
I'm in the middle
of a piano lesson

401
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:12,587
I wanted to see if could
interest you in an investment

402
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:13,713
Dunder Mifflin

403
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,925
Dunder Mifflin
Now, why would I want that?

404
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,969
It's worth half what
it was three years ago

405
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:21,262
Exactly

406
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,764
And you know better than anyone
that with the right management

407
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:27,393
it could be worth twice what
you would pay for it today

408
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,232
Why don't you come in?

409
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,367
So, what would you do if you
weren't selling paper?

410
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,244
Oh, man,
I'd have to sell beets

411
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,662
probably submit
them for competition

412
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,997
What?

413
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,207
Yeah, I know it
sounds stupid,

414
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,375
but nationals has always kind
of been a dream of mine.

415
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,377
How have we never
talked about this before?

416
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,632
Wait, you don't even
care about nationals

417
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,843
Nothing?

418
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,721
I've always wanted to
own a bike shop, but

419
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,348
What about you?

420
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,476
I'd like to sell one
big thing, you know?

421
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,394
Like a plane

422
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,480
One sale. I'm out

423
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,358
That sounds lovely

424
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,110
Anyway, Robert's going to run
this company into the ground

425
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,823
so we won't be doing
this in six months.

426
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:33,265
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