1 00:00:02,624 --> 00:00:06,627 Hello, my name is Oscar I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania 2 00:00:06,711 --> 00:00:07,711 and I am gay 3 00:00:07,796 --> 00:00:11,173 And I'm here to tell you that, yes it does get better 4 00:00:11,716 --> 00:00:13,383 When I was younger What? What's he doing? 5 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:15,260 He's searching out younger gays. 6 00:00:15,678 --> 00:00:17,930 No, it's just a way to tell young people 7 00:00:18,014 --> 00:00:20,099 no matter how hard it gets for them 8 00:00:20,183 --> 00:00:21,391 there's a brighter future ahead 9 00:00:21,476 --> 00:00:22,684 With you 10 00:00:26,022 --> 00:00:29,942 No matter how hard it gets for you... Kelly, seriously, I... 11 00:00:30,026 --> 00:00:32,361 Just keep chatting I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam 12 00:00:32,445 --> 00:00:33,779 Do you not own a mirror? 13 00:00:33,863 --> 00:00:36,323 Webcams make me look the way I look in my fantasies. 14 00:00:36,407 --> 00:00:39,701 I know, right? What is it? You always look so good in those things. 15 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:40,953 I'm throwing out all my mirrors. 16 00:00:41,037 --> 00:00:42,955 Okay, as you can see 17 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:45,582 at a dynamic workplace 18 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:49,628 Being gay is a celebration of life It's a simple... 19 00:00:49,712 --> 00:00:52,631 I'm sorry. I just can't sit idly by 20 00:00:52,715 --> 00:00:56,093 and have the gay youth of America 21 00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:57,636 misled by some reductionist 22 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,720 I'm not misleading 23 00:00:59,556 --> 00:01:00,931 pep talk 24 00:01:02,684 --> 00:01:05,561 Sexuality is a spectrum 25 00:01:05,645 --> 00:01:09,731 It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as normal 26 00:01:10,525 --> 00:01:14,361 It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated. 27 00:01:14,445 --> 00:01:17,823 Hey, Robert? That guy he looks just like you 28 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,909 Damn it! Kevin. God 29 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:25,539 You okay, Robert? 30 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:26,832 I'm fine 31 00:01:26,916 --> 00:01:28,333 Put some ice on it 32 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:30,377 In any case, it gets better 33 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:36,425 Maybe not much better but better. 34 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,260 It hurts 35 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:46,154 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 36 00:01:47,937 --> 00:01:49,897 One, two, three 37 00:01:51,149 --> 00:01:53,692 I wanted to give a nice gift to the tenants in the building. 38 00:01:53,776 --> 00:01:55,444 At first I thought, "Muffin basket." 39 00:01:55,528 --> 00:01:58,363 Then I thought, "What's even more precious to people than muffins?" 40 00:01:58,448 --> 00:01:59,781 Can you just smile, please? 41 00:02:01,659 --> 00:02:03,202 Their own children 42 00:02:03,661 --> 00:02:04,703 Hey, everybody 43 00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:07,247 Just a few hours left for the free family portrait studio. 44 00:02:07,332 --> 00:02:09,583 Darryl, we'd love to see little Jada come by 45 00:02:10,585 --> 00:02:13,545 Angela, why don't you bring by your little angel? 46 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:14,796 No, thank you 47 00:02:15,298 --> 00:02:16,757 Jim, you've got those two cute kids 48 00:02:16,841 --> 00:02:18,133 We sure would love to see them 49 00:02:18,968 --> 00:02:20,302 doing this, Dwight 50 00:02:20,929 --> 00:02:23,138 Last week, I may have gone too far 51 00:02:23,932 --> 00:02:24,890 I'll explain it quickly 52 00:02:24,974 --> 00:02:27,392 Basically I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned 53 00:02:27,477 --> 00:02:29,603 custom-ordered the same suit made with tear-away Velcro 54 00:02:31,481 --> 00:02:32,731 and you can fill in the rest. 55 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:35,108 What? 56 00:02:36,986 --> 00:02:38,445 Damn it, Jim 57 00:02:39,155 --> 00:02:42,115 Now he's trying to get me to bring my children into work 58 00:02:42,825 --> 00:02:44,534 I think it's fair to be cautious 59 00:02:45,161 --> 00:02:48,163 Let me get this straight you lost all of it? 60 00:02:49,332 --> 00:02:53,502 All your winnings $150,000? 61 00:02:56,839 --> 00:02:58,423 You mean to tell me no one wanted 62 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:00,217 an energy drink for Asian homosexuals? 63 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:01,510 They did not 64 00:03:01,844 --> 00:03:04,513 You've got half-a-million of these? 65 00:03:08,351 --> 00:03:10,310 Well, I've got to try it I wouldn't 66 00:03:10,645 --> 00:03:12,104 Oh, come on. What's the harm? 67 00:03:14,816 --> 00:03:15,983 Hmm 68 00:03:16,901 --> 00:03:17,901 What flavor is that? 69 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:22,489 The coconut's pretty subtle 70 00:03:22,699 --> 00:03:24,950 Come on, man. Can you just give us a yes or a no? 71 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:29,079 I don't know, man. You all quit with a lot of confidence 72 00:03:29,831 --> 00:03:33,250 came up in here dancing and everybody was... 73 00:03:33,584 --> 00:03:35,210 Ooh! Hold on a second 74 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:42,134 If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon 75 00:03:42,218 --> 00:03:44,386 Then I would date the hell out of me 76 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:45,846 I wouldn't give in to me too fast, 77 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:48,557 let me buy myself some nice dinners and such 78 00:03:48,641 --> 00:03:53,061 When I finally did give in I would go crazy on myself 79 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:04,990 Hi, guys 80 00:04:06,075 --> 00:04:07,075 How's it going, man? 81 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:10,412 I'm... I'm good Thank you. How are you? 82 00:04:11,706 --> 00:04:12,789 Great, yeah. Good 83 00:04:15,835 --> 00:04:18,045 Oh, how the mediocre have fallen. 84 00:04:20,423 --> 00:04:21,673 Oh, God 85 00:04:21,966 --> 00:04:23,967 Look, I'm not here to get my old job back 86 00:04:25,595 --> 00:04:26,636 I'm moving on 87 00:04:27,055 --> 00:04:31,475 Just wanted to come in here and literally beg you 88 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:33,685 for something, anything 89 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:36,355 water the plants. 90 00:04:36,439 --> 00:04:37,564 No, you don't Clean the toilets 91 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:39,358 Pull the poop out of the toilets 92 00:04:39,442 --> 00:04:41,234 Not even a thing. Just please 93 00:04:41,527 --> 00:04:42,778 Andy. Andy 94 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:44,696 Please give me something 95 00:04:44,781 --> 00:04:48,784 Why don't you clean the carpets for today? 96 00:04:49,535 --> 00:04:50,619 Thank you 97 00:04:50,703 --> 00:04:53,121 Well, you're... Up you get, then 98 00:04:54,624 --> 00:04:56,625 Pick yourself up 99 00:04:56,709 --> 00:04:57,834 There it is. Thank you 100 00:04:57,919 --> 00:04:59,711 You don't need to 101 00:05:11,808 --> 00:05:14,559 Good, good This carpet's overdue for a good mopping 102 00:05:15,311 --> 00:05:17,813 Is a mop the most efficient too to use on a carpet? 103 00:05:18,314 --> 00:05:19,689 Yeah, it is, actually 104 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,528 I can't hold it in any longer 105 00:05:26,531 --> 00:05:28,824 Because I convinced David Wallace 106 00:05:28,908 --> 00:05:31,326 to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre 107 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:34,579 and at 3:00 today he's going to walk in here 108 00:05:34,664 --> 00:05:37,457 and reinstate me as manager 109 00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:40,502 Family picture 110 00:05:42,171 --> 00:05:43,672 Pam. No 111 00:05:44,173 --> 00:05:46,341 What? Honey, we talked about this. 112 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,593 No, we talked about not bringing them 113 00:05:48,678 --> 00:05:50,762 into Dwight's photo studio/trap. 114 00:05:50,847 --> 00:05:52,681 Yes, and then we decided that was crazy. 115 00:05:52,765 --> 00:05:55,350 No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it 116 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:57,436 No, we settled in a much more rational place 117 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,520 remember? No 118 00:05:58,604 --> 00:06:00,772 We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child 119 00:06:00,857 --> 00:06:03,942 But are you 100% sure? I don't think any of us are 120 00:06:04,026 --> 00:06:05,110 No, no 121 00:06:05,194 --> 00:06:06,194 Nope 122 00:06:06,446 --> 00:06:08,864 But it's free and we'll keep our eye on them 123 00:06:08,948 --> 00:06:09,948 Yes Yes, that's 124 00:06:10,032 --> 00:06:11,950 And we will make sure that Dwight doesn't do anything 125 00:06:12,034 --> 00:06:13,285 Okay C-R-A-Z-Y 126 00:06:13,369 --> 00:06:16,204 Wait. C-R-A-Z 127 00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:18,206 Great, right up there 128 00:06:18,499 --> 00:06:19,499 Yeah Yeah. 129 00:06:19,584 --> 00:06:21,209 You sit right here one time. 130 00:06:21,294 --> 00:06:22,627 There you go Okay. 131 00:06:22,712 --> 00:06:23,962 All right, why don't you just give him to me? 132 00:06:24,046 --> 00:06:25,297 Oh, great. Thank you 133 00:06:25,381 --> 00:06:26,548 Perfect 134 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:28,341 This is great, excuse me 135 00:06:28,426 --> 00:06:29,426 You ready? There you go 136 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:30,510 Okay. All right, let's do it 137 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:31,845 I'll just stand here then 138 00:06:31,971 --> 00:06:33,513 Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight Okay, yeah 139 00:06:33,598 --> 00:06:34,848 Sir, could you look into the camera? 140 00:06:34,932 --> 00:06:36,558 Let's do it Shoot it. Great 141 00:06:36,642 --> 00:06:37,809 Sir. Up here 142 00:06:37,894 --> 00:06:39,060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 143 00:06:39,562 --> 00:06:42,147 Jim, right here right here. Okay. Good 144 00:06:42,565 --> 00:06:44,316 Oh, so that's it? That's it 145 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,817 See, that wasn't so hard 146 00:06:45,902 --> 00:06:47,319 Cute kids Thanks for coming. 147 00:06:49,322 --> 00:06:52,157 Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody 148 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:54,993 What, why? Hi, honey. What... How are you doing? 149 00:06:55,077 --> 00:06:56,661 You know, my office got a call 150 00:06:56,746 --> 00:06:59,789 that they were shooting family portraits right here 151 00:06:59,874 --> 00:07:03,084 And if there's one thing every politician instinctively understands 152 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:04,544 it's a good photo op 153 00:07:06,297 --> 00:07:08,465 Okay, you're going to go through the hallway. 154 00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:10,926 Here's a map And if you get lost just follow the blue line 155 00:07:12,845 --> 00:07:14,221 Thanks 156 00:07:16,098 --> 00:07:19,267 Well, well, well, Senator Lipton. Welcome 157 00:07:19,727 --> 00:07:20,810 Angela. Dwight 158 00:07:20,895 --> 00:07:21,895 Nice to see you 159 00:07:21,979 --> 00:07:23,396 May I hold him? Sure 160 00:07:23,481 --> 00:07:27,275 No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day. 161 00:07:27,693 --> 00:07:30,445 I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing 162 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:33,240 to get a sample of my baby's DNA 163 00:07:33,407 --> 00:07:35,116 to prove he's the father 164 00:07:35,993 --> 00:07:38,119 Which is impossible 165 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:41,373 Because the Senator is the only man I've ever been with 166 00:07:44,168 --> 00:07:45,335 Did you see that? 167 00:07:45,419 --> 00:07:47,254 What do you think about that? See? 168 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:50,882 See that ducky? 169 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,009 Okay, hold on a second, folks 170 00:07:53,094 --> 00:07:54,678 A few of the baby's hairs are out of place 171 00:07:54,762 --> 00:07:56,555 Oh, thank you No, no, no 172 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,306 I like the baby's hair the way it is. 173 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,100 Really? 174 00:08:00,643 --> 00:08:03,311 This is getting more and more delicious by the minute. 175 00:08:12,488 --> 00:08:13,530 It's go time 176 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,616 Hey, Nellie. I made... I made you 177 00:08:19,161 --> 00:08:20,620 Well, I don't want any soup 178 00:08:20,705 --> 00:08:21,871 But it's really good 179 00:08:21,956 --> 00:08:23,999 Oh! Come on, Andy 180 00:08:26,335 --> 00:08:27,335 Ah 181 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:37,971 I know this is going to be a great payoff 182 00:08:38,055 --> 00:08:39,889 A delicious moment 183 00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:41,600 But after you're manager 184 00:08:41,726 --> 00:08:44,894 some of these images are going to be hard to shake 185 00:08:45,938 --> 00:08:47,897 Well, but it's Just calibrate. 186 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:50,692 Okay? Calibrate 187 00:08:52,278 --> 00:08:53,528 Okay, here we go 188 00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:56,406 Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw a wrench into the works 189 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:58,325 but I want everything to be perfect 190 00:08:58,409 --> 00:09:00,201 and the baby's fingernails are just bothering me. 191 00:09:00,369 --> 00:09:02,245 Uh-uh. Leave us alone 192 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:03,997 with the fingernails 193 00:09:04,165 --> 00:09:06,041 Okay, great. Suit yourself 194 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:09,419 Although 195 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,212 aren't those excess skin cells 196 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:13,340 in the baby's cheek distracting to you as well? 197 00:09:13,883 --> 00:09:15,383 Dwight! We're fine 198 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:18,803 Oopsie! Did somebody make a poopsie? 199 00:09:19,972 --> 00:09:22,349 I'm just going to take him out and change him 200 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:23,808 just for a second here 201 00:09:23,893 --> 00:09:25,143 He defecated 202 00:09:25,227 --> 00:09:26,227 Ooh Oh 203 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:27,437 Stinky 204 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:30,440 A lot has changed since you all left, okay? 205 00:09:30,524 --> 00:09:32,734 You're going to have to jump through some hoops 206 00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:34,319 And the new foreman is here 207 00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:37,697 Now, she's one of the best we've ever known, okay? 208 00:09:37,782 --> 00:09:40,283 So I need you to show her your utmost respect 209 00:09:40,368 --> 00:09:42,744 Make sure that she feels welcome 210 00:09:42,828 --> 00:09:44,704 and at home, okay? Can you do that? 211 00:09:44,789 --> 00:09:46,998 That's some pretty blatant complimenting you're doing there, man 212 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,958 I don't even talk to her like that. - Uh, Brandon 213 00:09:50,211 --> 00:09:51,628 You would? Yeah. 214 00:09:51,962 --> 00:09:53,213 Sounds like you're trying to hit on my girlfriend 215 00:09:53,297 --> 00:09:54,506 Calm down. He's not 216 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:55,715 Yes, I am 217 00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:58,426 Just so everyone's on the same page. 218 00:09:59,387 --> 00:10:00,595 So you really think she's going to 219 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,055 leave a guy who owns his own restaurant 220 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:04,099 for a dude who ate his own restaurant? Brandon. 221 00:10:05,351 --> 00:10:06,351 Good slam 222 00:10:06,435 --> 00:10:07,477 Thank you, Biggie 223 00:10:07,561 --> 00:10:08,687 Good luck to you 224 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,188 Oh, and have a burger for me 225 00:10:14,735 --> 00:10:17,195 Okay, shall we take a few more? 226 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:20,073 I think we have all the shots we need Thank you, Dwight 227 00:10:20,157 --> 00:10:24,119 Okay, here we go Yes, here we go. 228 00:10:34,422 --> 00:10:38,091 No, Dwight! Give me the diaper Dwight! 229 00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,311 Is this what you were looking for? 230 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:52,480 Huh? Huh? 231 00:10:55,151 --> 00:10:56,735 Andy, we wanted to talk to you. 232 00:10:56,819 --> 00:10:59,821 A lot of us are very concerned about you 233 00:11:00,156 --> 00:11:05,285 You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably 234 00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:07,245 I just want you guys not to worry 235 00:11:07,329 --> 00:11:09,205 because old Andy's going to be just fine 236 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,999 No, no, no see, this is what we're talking about 237 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,752 I mean, what was that accent? 238 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:16,713 And last time I checked you were drunk and now you're not drunk 239 00:11:19,508 --> 00:11:21,468 No, unfortunately it's true 240 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:23,553 He's been a nightmare 241 00:11:23,888 --> 00:11:26,431 and the worst part is he's been taking it out on me. 242 00:11:26,932 --> 00:11:28,224 You hit her? - What? 243 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:31,936 No, no That is not the deal 244 00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:34,147 Calibrate 245 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,693 He's not hitting me, but he's been verbally abusing me 246 00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:40,528 That is not true, either 247 00:11:40,654 --> 00:11:44,949 That's also total... Everyone please relax 248 00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:47,744 I think you're going to like this surprise guest 249 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,332 Happy birthday to Gabe 250 00:11:52,917 --> 00:11:54,375 Oh, get out, Skeleton Man 251 00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:00,340 someone to talk to 252 00:12:00,424 --> 00:12:01,466 Huh? 253 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:03,134 Hold on 254 00:12:03,219 --> 00:12:04,677 I'm just going to... Hello? 255 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:07,055 Hey, what's the scoop? Are you close? 256 00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:13,186 What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no You have to come now. 257 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:18,483 Traffic clears. No, next Friday 258 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:23,738 That's not going to work Okay, yeah, okay 259 00:12:26,242 --> 00:12:27,242 Damn it 260 00:12:28,244 --> 00:12:31,663 Well, this is not going to be quite as delicious as I wanted 261 00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:34,666 but I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys. 262 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:38,670 Not only am I not a lowly janitor, 263 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:41,339 once again 264 00:12:41,423 --> 00:12:43,174 Guys, I got my old job back 265 00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,718 Oh, boy Oh, Andy 266 00:12:45,803 --> 00:12:49,931 I'm not crazy I convinced David Wallace to give me my job back 267 00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:52,725 David Wallace hasn't worked here in years. 268 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,811 Okay, yes I see the confusion 269 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:56,563 at the fundraiser 270 00:12:56,647 --> 00:12:58,398 He is now a multi-millionaire 271 00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,692 because he sold his toy vacuum "Suck It' 272 00:13:00,776 --> 00:13:02,110 to the U.S. Military 273 00:13:02,444 --> 00:13:04,279 Andy, come on, man 274 00:13:04,363 --> 00:13:07,073 I... Okay, I get how that sounds crazy. 275 00:13:07,157 --> 00:13:10,201 Andy, nobody's calling you crazy, Andy. 276 00:13:10,286 --> 00:13:11,870 We're your friends, Andy 277 00:13:11,954 --> 00:13:13,162 Stop saying my name 278 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:15,248 No, he's not making this up. Thank you, Erin 279 00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:17,959 Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time 280 00:13:18,794 --> 00:13:21,880 But have you ever actually seen him yourself? 281 00:13:23,966 --> 00:13:25,425 Oh, my God. Wait 282 00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:27,260 Erin, come... Come on 283 00:13:27,887 --> 00:13:30,221 You know I've been talking to David Wallace 284 00:13:30,306 --> 00:13:34,017 Do you see David Wallace in the room right now? 285 00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:46,279 Operation Phoenix is a go Just get the car ready 286 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:49,032 Okay, you look at me like you're adoring me 287 00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:50,074 and I'm going to look at the camera 288 00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:51,159 like I don't even know you're there 289 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,577 But I do adore you 290 00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:01,169 Andrew, it's time for you to go home 291 00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:03,963 You're better than this 292 00:14:04,715 --> 00:14:06,090 Yeah, I know 293 00:14:06,175 --> 00:14:07,467 Everyone is better than this 294 00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:11,679 Because this is the worst thing I have ever seen 295 00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:18,978 Why did they add coconut? I miss original. 296 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,606 Hey. - Hey 297 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,191 Hey, guys - Hey 298 00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:24,859 Hey, guys, long time 299 00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:26,819 David, what are you doing here? 300 00:14:26,904 --> 00:14:28,863 Is it true you're buying the company? 301 00:14:29,031 --> 00:14:31,908 Okay, I guess the word is out 302 00:14:32,368 --> 00:14:36,287 Please keep this a secret but yes, I've been talking with Andy. 303 00:14:36,372 --> 00:14:39,290 What? I thought I heard my name. What? 304 00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,542 I'm the new manager? 305 00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:43,002 I'll get to that in a second, Andy 306 00:14:43,087 --> 00:14:45,880 But it's It is me? Right? 307 00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:47,048 Yes as we discussed 308 00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:48,216 What? 309 00:14:48,926 --> 00:14:50,385 Oh, my God 310 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:51,886 It's very possible Probable. 311 00:14:51,971 --> 00:14:53,638 Wow. From janitor to manager? 312 00:14:53,722 --> 00:14:54,722 Yep 313 00:14:55,349 --> 00:15:00,228 It's quite a Cinderella story. From M-O-P to MVP 314 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:03,314 There's an official announcement A few details... 315 00:15:03,399 --> 00:15:07,026 From total loss to total boss. I mean 316 00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:09,070 Can we expect any payroll interruptions? 317 00:15:09,154 --> 00:15:10,947 Now that is a great question, Stanley 318 00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:12,323 Right now I think all your operations 319 00:15:12,408 --> 00:15:14,826 or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, 320 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:15,994 so the shift back 321 00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:21,165 I was so looking forward to that and it did not go 322 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,209 as I thought it would 323 00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:42,687 So we're not going to be a part of Sabre anymore? 324 00:15:42,771 --> 00:15:44,814 Actually nothing is going to be a part of Sabre anymore 325 00:15:44,898 --> 00:15:47,358 Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company 326 00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,944 Oof! 327 00:15:50,404 --> 00:15:53,281 Wouldn't want to be a Sabre employee right about now. 328 00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:57,118 I'm actually the CEO 329 00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:58,578 Ah 330 00:15:58,662 --> 00:16:00,038 I didn't realize you were standing there 331 00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:01,414 Hey, my friend, trust me 332 00:16:01,498 --> 00:16:04,876 This is for the best I never understood that corporate mess 333 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,878 Well, okay. Well, great to meet you 334 00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:08,921 Likewise, I'm Bob Bob Kazamakis. 335 00:16:09,423 --> 00:16:10,465 Pleasure 336 00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:12,467 I'd love to give you a little rundown 337 00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,260 on what I've learned about this place. 338 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,928 That's very gracious of you, Bob 339 00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,722 Please 340 00:16:22,603 --> 00:16:25,605 I guess I better take off these dirty rags 341 00:16:27,024 --> 00:16:30,151 and figure out how to be a manager of this place. 342 00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:32,361 Perhaps your year of experience 343 00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:34,238 managing this branch will come in handy. 344 00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:35,490 Gosh, I hope so 345 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,039 No! God, Mose. God 346 00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:44,248 Hi, Angela 347 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,417 Get out of the car Get out! 348 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,296 Where is he? Where is he? 349 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,423 I'm not supposed to say Yes, tell me! 350 00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:53,758 Tell me where he is 351 00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:58,262 Mose! Damn it Where did he go? 352 00:16:58,347 --> 00:17:00,348 Mose, get back here 353 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:05,019 See that smile 354 00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:11,609 Jump in here Come on 355 00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:39,554 Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all. 356 00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:41,889 May I say one thing? 357 00:17:42,349 --> 00:17:46,853 It would be rude of me not to let you say whatever's on your mind 358 00:17:48,397 --> 00:17:50,898 "The quality of mercy is not strained.' 359 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:52,984 No 360 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:57,405 "It dropeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath." 361 00:17:58,031 --> 00:18:00,741 Do not bring Shakespeare into this 362 00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:03,161 How dare you play the "Bard Card." 363 00:18:03,245 --> 00:18:06,831 "It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 364 00:18:06,915 --> 00:18:09,250 "'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.' 365 00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:13,921 one mother ♪ delicious moment. 366 00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:16,591 Is that too much to ask? 367 00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:23,639 If I were to hire you back, if 368 00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:27,727 what do you think you would do well? 369 00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,605 Special projects manager That's my background. 370 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,648 Doing whatever I want 371 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:36,402 All right, you sly bastard when can you start? 372 00:18:46,997 --> 00:18:48,456 Okay, everyone 373 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:51,500 with Bob 374 00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:54,629 and since I am going to be CEO now, there'll be no need for him 375 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,298 Ouch! That's got to hurt 376 00:18:57,382 --> 00:19:00,343 But he is going to make so much money from the liquidation, 377 00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:01,510 he's going to be freed up to do 378 00:19:01,637 --> 00:19:03,304 something much more important. What? 379 00:19:03,388 --> 00:19:09,060 David has generously offered to donate $1,000,000 in matching funds 380 00:19:09,144 --> 00:19:12,313 to a cause that's very dear to me 381 00:19:12,606 --> 00:19:16,025 So for the next three years I'll be traveling overseas, 382 00:19:16,318 --> 00:19:20,404 concentrating all of my efforts on educating, mentoring 383 00:19:20,656 --> 00:19:25,534 some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women 384 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,620 I had no idea how pervasive 385 00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,163 this problem was until Bob explained it to me 386 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:32,124 Oprah Winfrey's Leadership Academy 387 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:36,003 and other schools like it while wonderful, end with high school. 388 00:19:36,088 --> 00:19:38,339 I want to see these girls right through college. 389 00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:40,258 Especially the gymnasts 390 00:19:40,342 --> 00:19:45,930 They've lost so many years of crucial education 391 00:19:46,014 --> 00:19:47,515 to perfecting their bodies 392 00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:50,184 Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom 393 00:19:51,019 --> 00:19:54,772 Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts? 394 00:19:54,856 --> 00:19:59,944 Yeah. So I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women 395 00:20:00,028 --> 00:20:02,363 who show great promise 396 00:20:03,031 --> 00:20:05,241 Well, Andy, it's been fun 397 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:06,534 Hmm 398 00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:17,211 It's been a great year 399 00:20:24,553 --> 00:20:26,429 Hello Where is it? 400 00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:29,473 They're testing it now 401 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,183 How long does it take to get the results? 402 00:20:31,268 --> 00:20:32,643 Seventy-two hours 403 00:20:32,728 --> 00:20:34,061 You're going to wait here? 404 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:36,188 Yes 405 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,207 Dwight, I can't do this Dwight 406 00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:08,929 Hey Senator Lipton. 407 00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:10,139 Hey, how are you? 408 00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:11,265 You didn't call 409 00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,059 Um 410 00:21:13,143 --> 00:21:15,895 Well, the issue that concerned me 411 00:21:15,979 --> 00:21:17,605 You know what this is about. 412 00:21:18,857 --> 00:21:19,940 Call 413 00:21:20,385 --> 00:21:30,385 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. 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