1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,844 Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,524 lam having an affair with her husband. 3 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,961 So I just have to wait and see 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,521 when she comes in, if she's cold and awkward 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,888 and cruel to me, then great, it's business as usual. 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,289 Good morning. 7 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,361 Oscar. 8 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,529 Can I ask you a question? 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,646 Of course, ask me a... Questions. 10 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,209 Is it cool in here to you? 11 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,366 Yes, a little bit. Yes! 12 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,365 I think that thermostat is acting up again. 13 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,891 It's the stupid thermostat! 14 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,284 That thing's a catastrophe. So, I'm going to... 15 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,966 on your suggestion, get someone to fix it! I'll just go downstairs. 16 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,601 Thank you. 17 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,801 No, thank you, Angela. 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,771 She doesn't know. I shouldn't be surprised. 19 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,128 This is a woman who married a man who is obviously a homosexual. 20 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,407 Basically she has her head in the sand. 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,883 In a way I feel sorry for her. I guess the universe rewards true love. 22 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:26,114 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 23 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,043 Well, it's finally happened. 24 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,849 Pam has ceased caring. 25 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,485 These are my painting clothes. 26 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,481 I think I'm going to do it. lam really going to start 27 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,369 painting the warehouse mural today. 28 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,647 Sure you don't want to put another coat of primer on that, Pam? 29 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,324 Queen of the primer, that one. 30 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,164 You got this, Beesly. 31 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,164 Actually, do you want me to come down and help you get started? 32 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,480 Are you avoiding your phone call? 33 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,166 What? Yeah, right. As if. 34 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,770 Today I will be asking David Wallace 35 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,325 if I can start working part-time, 36 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,402 because the sports marketing company that I started 37 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,323 really needs me to be there. 38 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,291 Last week, Jim wasn't there and they named the company Athlead. 39 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,086 I could have prevented that. 40 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,128 So, I have to talk to Wallace. 41 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,447 Tell them your opening line. 42 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,722 Hey, David? How'd you like a guy who's not here as much, 43 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,689 gets paid the same amount of salary 44 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,922 and has bigger fish to fry in Philadelphia? 45 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,289 I think it's good. He likes fishing. 46 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,124 This is going to be awful. 47 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,522 One of myjobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. 48 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:36,087 And when they're in, I fill out one of these cards. 49 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,288 But the information's already on the computer. 50 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,284 So, why am I filling out the card? 51 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,289 I asked Andy and he told me to chillax. 52 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,127 And then went away on a big, long boat ride. 53 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,202 So here we are. 54 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,005 Don't give me a pointless office chore, 55 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,209 because I will build a little paper house. 56 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,969 Fight the power. 57 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,282 Meet me in the old place. Five minutes. I need you! 58 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,850 Come on in, the water's fine. 59 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,609 Dwight, it's not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on! 60 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,520 I know. That's not why I'm naked. 61 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,608 I always work out without my clothes. 62 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,729 Just put them on! Put on your clothes. 63 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,961 I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. 64 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,447 I'm sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. 65 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,091 If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes. 66 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,850 Why don't you ask your husband? 67 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,684 My marriage is in danger. 68 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,161 I don't know who I can trust. 69 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,368 I need someone to be there for me. 70 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,603 All right, what are we talking, surveillance, wire-tapping? 71 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:56,886 Something like that. 72 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,530 Yeah. The less I know the better. 73 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,206 I know just the guy. He was a volunteer sheriff, too. 74 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,606 Kicked off the force. 75 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,045 Can you arrange a meeting? 76 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,525 I can try. 77 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,366 I'm going to use SMS text. Okay. 78 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,967 The text went through. 79 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,161 Okay- 80 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:14,287 All we can do is sit and wait. 81 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,361 Okay- 82 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,681 Oh! 83 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,885 Look at that. Yeah, he's free any time. Not a problem. 84 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,882 I mean, I can handle any client issues from Philly. 85 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:29,124 Yeah, but I really need someone in the office, if there's a crisis. 86 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,440 The more I think about it... 87 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,800 You mean handle it in person? 88 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,565 Well, Phyllis and Stanley have agreed 89 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,369 to cover for me while I'm gone. 90 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,408 They did? Yep. 91 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,084 Okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes, maybe this can work. 92 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,401 Great! 93 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,085 Why should we help you? 94 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,770 Because we are friends. 95 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,530 When is my birthday? 96 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,250 Unfair. When's my birthday? 97 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,288 I don't know, because we're not friends. 98 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,047 How about this? You let me take you to lunch and I make my case. 99 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,043 Now we're talking. All right. 100 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,246 Yeah. 101 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,491 Make it go taller. 102 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,365 That's the idea. 103 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:10,604 No, not taller this way, taller this way. 104 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,969 Well, I've got to build a wider base first before I can go higher. 105 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:18,763 You're not getting this, Peter. Make it go wider, up. 106 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,840 Will do. 107 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,890 What are y'all doing? 108 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,008 Me and Pete are building a tower. 109 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,487 Cool. It should be taller though, right? 110 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,210 Obviously. 111 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:36,084 He's a sweet kid, Darryl, but not the sharpest guy in the drawer. 112 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,723 Kevin, I can hear you. 113 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,401 Uh-huh. 114 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,970 Ow! Dwight! God. Get in the van. 115 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,120 Is it safe to talk? 116 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,091 Well, this documentary crew has been following our every move 117 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,324 for the past nine years, but I don't see them, so I think we're good. 118 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,048 So. What are your credentials? 119 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,886 I started following people around to get exercise. 120 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,849 Turns out I'm damn good at it. 121 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,764 Do you have a gun? 122 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,048 Does he own a gun? Show her. 123 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,891 You tell me. 124 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,570 What is this? 125 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,688 That's the receipt for my gun. 126 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,768 You don't carry it with you? 127 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,003 Read the receipt. That's a $300 gun. 128 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,601 Someone could steal it. 129 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,806 You have any idea how many guns 130 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,046 Trevor has had stolen from him? 131 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,361 Now I keep it in a safe. 132 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,251 A good safe? 133 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,011 You tell me. 134 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,441 Wow! 135 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,805 I guess if I make a mistake, 136 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,123 I can just paint over it with a shrub or something. 137 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,885 It's just I think less of paintings with a lot of shrubs, 138 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:04,328 so I'm going to limit myself to one shrub. 139 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,561 You paint wall now? 140 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,043 Yeah! Painting now. 141 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,409 I just want to make sure that... 142 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,727 You paint now? 143 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,282 I mean, it's probably going to be a few minutes, 144 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:20,125 so you can just go back to doing whatever you were doing. 145 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,806 I wait. 146 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,723 Sweet! Yay! 147 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,847 This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer, 148 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:35,244 who called Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary a, quote, "sausage factory." 149 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,321 Oh! 150 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,246 All right. 151 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,570 Up next, we got a whole lot of Creed. 152 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,927 Let's find out what I did. All right. 153 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,527 You get half now and you get half upon completion of said job. 154 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,051 And it's all off the books? 155 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,361 Obviously. 156 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,930 Nice. No taxes. 157 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,049 Okay. So, everything you need to know about the target is in here. 158 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,771 So, what's the job? 159 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,681 Murder. 160 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,566 Okay. That's the big one. That's the big 161 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,686 You can't have someone murdered! 162 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,211 What if they deserved it? 163 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,725 What did they do to you, Angela? 164 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,285 They're sleeping with my husband! 165 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,280 Monkey. I feel for you. 166 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,891 This seems a little crazy. 167 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,365 Yes, crazy! Thank you. 168 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,521 But I think I'm up for it. No! 169 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,728 Thank you! No, absolutely not. 170 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,131 There are a lot of different ways to get revenge. 171 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,568 I've had great success by defecating in a paper bag, putting it on the porch. 172 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,641 That's very effective. 173 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,961 I've been on the receiving end of that quite a few times. 174 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,811 It's devastating. No, no, no, it has to be physical. 175 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,086 I want this person to suffer. 176 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,401 What about a knee-capping? 177 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,448 No! You're not helping, Trevor. 178 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,483 Yes! A knee-capping could work. 179 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,610 No! Angela! What are you saying? 180 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,404 You said you would be there for me. 181 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,642 I'm trying, but what you're asking is... 182 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,849 It's the only thing that will make this right. 183 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,805 Okay. But it's cruel, 184 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,690 because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn. 185 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,289 All right, then it's settled, one knee-capping. 186 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,765 Now, the hit goes down at 4:00. Keep in mind, once I leave, 187 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,171 there's no turning back. 188 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,167 You know, truth be told, I think all you'll really be doing 189 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,442 is accepting calls from my clients while I'm gone. 190 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,126 We've got all afternoon to talk about that. 191 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,247 Morning, folks. 192 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,682 I'll have the surf and turf, with a side order of lobster. 193 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,168 Actually the surf and turf does come with lobster. 194 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,163 Not enough lobster. Side order. 195 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,328 How much wine do you have? 196 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,889 I brought you a cookie. 197 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,930 Thanks, Oscar, you're such an angel. 198 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,120 I just gave her a cookie, and she called me an angel, 199 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,487 so, yeah, we're good. 200 00:09:56,560 --> 00:10:00,281 Yeah, we dodged a bullet. 201 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,601 Yes, okay. Yeah. 202 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,843 Yeah, well, I got to go now, but, okay. Bye. Bye. 203 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,244 There we go! 204 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,481 Nicely done, very nicely done. Nice. 205 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:15,849 All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket-dialing a customer 206 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,126 while having sex. 207 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,441 Oh! 208 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,724 You salty dog. 209 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,770 Well, you know. What can I say? Player's got to play. 210 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,841 There you go. 211 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,163 Actually that was the sound of me eating spaghetti, 212 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,720 but I'm going to let them think the other thing. 213 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,763 Okay, I got this one. 214 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,729 Be careful! Be careful! 215 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,609 Easy does it, everyone. 216 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,560 Nobody even take a breath. 217 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,449 Kevin, don't. 218 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:47,084 Kevin! What did I say? What did I just say? Look at that... 219 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,443 Hey, hey, hey! It's just a mistake. It's just a mistake. 220 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,761 That's what this tower is all about. Mistakes. 221 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,048 Okay? If you're afraid of screwing up, this tower's not for you. 222 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,886 Show of hands, who here has never had a complaint? That's right. 223 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,649 Nobody! See that? Nobody. 224 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,167 Okay? Let's get back to work. 225 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,725 Come on. You in? 226 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:12,891 Yeah! Yeah. 227 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,088 There we go. All right, let's do it. 228 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,490 You know, at the end of the day, 229 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,085 it's really only two days, remember. 230 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,685 I mean, I'll be back at the office, 231 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,603 and if you need me for an emergency, call me. 232 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,365 You know what? I don't know where the years went. 233 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,121 Because sometimes when I look at my hands, I don't even recognize them. 234 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,687 Tell me about it. Whose hands are these? 235 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,042 They're not my hands. Oh, no. 236 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,090 All right. You know what? Maybe we'll just... We'll go slow. 237 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,491 No, Jim. 238 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,968 All right! Check it out. Yes! 239 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,407 Like a phoenix from the ashes! 240 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:50,651 Nice. Pretty soon, we're going to be at the ceiling. 241 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,523 Can you hand me a card? 242 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,886 It's empty- 243 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,491 What? What? 244 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,925 Come on, we could use a blank card. 245 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,126 No! No! 246 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,361 That's cheating! 247 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,726 I could get us a complaint. 248 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,286 You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn't fart on a butterfly. 249 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,371 No, lwouldn't. I can't even relate to that impulse. 250 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,687 But I bet I can get us a customer complaint and I'd like to try. 251 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,886 Yeah! Go Pam! All right. 252 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,442 Pam! Pam! Pam! Pam! Pam! Pam! 253 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,090 Go, Pam! Go, Pam! 254 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,770 Pam! Pam! Pam! 255 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,046 Hey Kevin, let's... 256 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,321 Pam! Pam! Pam! 257 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,641 What? Why did you call me out here? 258 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,485 The target. It's Oscar, isn't it? 259 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,122 He and the Senator are gaying each other. 260 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,486 I don't know what you're talking about. 261 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,164 Your nostrils tell a different story. 262 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,891 They flare like that every time you're engaging in deception. 263 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,605 Hello again, naughty nostrils. 264 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,521 Fine, it's Oscar! So what? 265 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,889 Well, I could understand you wanting to get a stranger's knees whacked, 266 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,162 but a co-worker, dare I say a friend? 267 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:57,086 Exactly, a friend, someone who sits next to you, year after year, 268 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,730 making chit chat and smiling. 269 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,963 And all the while running behind your back, and defiling your marriage, 270 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,565 and seducing your husband! 271 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,407 I can't even imagine how painful this must be for you. 272 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:12,160 But the first ones to break your marriage vows were you and me! 273 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,683 Well, you might be right. But it's too late now. 274 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,287 What do you mean? 275 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,521 He's here. 276 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,326 No! No, no, no! 277 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,007 Oscar? Oscar! Oscar, good! Listen! Hey, come with me! 278 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,531 What? Come with me! 279 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,761 What are you doing? 280 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,126 There are a bunch of construction workers 281 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,770 in the warehouse without their trousers... I'm working. 282 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,524 drinking diet sodas. 283 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,444 You have got to see this. They're extraordinary. 284 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,010 Yahtzee! 285 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:54,887 Sandwich delivery for Mr. Oscar Martinez. 286 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,121 I am Oscar Martinez. 287 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,887 No, not him, outside! Outside! 288 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,161 What, what? 289 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,970 You know there's donuts in the break room? 290 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,451 Nice! 291 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,250 Listen, I was really wondering if maybe 292 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,010 we could lock this down before lunch is over. 293 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,889 Don't be pushy, Jim. It's tacky. 294 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,161 All right. 295 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,720 Phyllis! Phyllis! That's decorative. 296 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,961 No, there's wine in here. 297 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,206 It's still decorative. 298 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,566 Is it white wine? Nope. 299 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,165 Dude, hey, can you help me? 300 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,083 Don't poke people with knives! 301 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,881 Ph u" u y '8 302 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,161 Wow! 303 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,850 Bring it over. Got it. 304 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,202 There's no time to explain! 305 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,208 Dwight... Okay, actually there is time to explain. 306 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,487 When Angela found out that you seduced her husband, 307 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,085 we hired a guy to break your kneecaps. 308 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,049 My God! What is wrong with you? 309 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,083 What is wrong with you? 310 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,725 There are a million gorgeous guys 311 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,444 in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, 312 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,568 and you choose the man who is the father of her child? 313 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,648 I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, don't lie! 314 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,883 I'm trying to save those precious knees you're always bragging about! 315 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,810 Now let's get out of here! He could be right behind us! 316 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,169 Actually, he's right in front of us! 317 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,527 Let's get it on. I'm going to do this. 318 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,080 I might... I might puke, but I'm going to do this. 319 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,083 No, Trevor. I'm not going to let you. 320 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,168 He's a Dunder Mifflin man. He's my tribe. 321 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,489 Sorry, Dwight, but for once in my stupid, stupid life, 322 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,164 I'm going to follow through on something. All right? 323 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,004 I have masculinity issues, I have“. 324 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,128 Stop! No! Okay, I got it! 325 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,009 Disarm! You don't know... 326 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,882 I summon, I summon, I summon... 327 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,844 And disarm! Now! 328 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,570 Okay. Okay. Okay. 329 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,250 No, Oscar, no! He's a friend! 330 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,725 Okay. He's a friend. 331 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,488 Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire. They're family owned, 332 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,483 but don't let that take away your edge. 333 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,928 Come on, Pam, I know you can fail. I see failure in you. 334 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,121 Remember, you're a scum bag, so you think scummy thoughts, like this. 335 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,450 Hello, this is Pam Halpert. I'm calling from Dunder Mifflin. 336 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,844 Yes, your paper provider. 337 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,561 And I just called to say 338 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,842 your mama is so fat, when she wears red 339 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,410 people yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" 340 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,404 Yeah, your mom is fat! This is Pam Halpert! 341 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,804 - Did they say anything? - What did they say? 342 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,048 I couldn't tell. I don't... Were they angry? 343 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,924 I felt like they were confused at least. 344 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,729 Okay. 345 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,886 Oh, my- 346 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,204 Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin. Yes, you can. 347 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,321 Okay- 348 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,205 I will make sure that goes on file. 349 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,523 Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client! 350 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,642 Yes! All right! 351 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,324 Come on! You did good. You did good. 352 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,289 See you later, Heymont! 353 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,531 If you chase me, I will run so fast. 354 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,405 If you catch me, I will bite so hard. Got it? 355 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,291 Goodbye, my friend. 356 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,527 What the hell, Dwight? 357 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,766 See you later, Trevor! 358 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,565 You are incorrigible! 359 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,644 I just saved your life! You're welcome! 360 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,125 You hired someone to hit me with a pipe! 361 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,407 You deserve every bit of it! 362 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,323 You made my husband gay! 363 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,331 What I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. 364 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,489 But your husband is gay and he was gay when you married him. 365 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,726 No, no. 366 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,040 Angela, until you face that, 367 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,441 you're going to be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. 368 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,887 But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, 369 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,048 go ahead. I won't stop you. 370 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,929 Hit me, you have my blessing. Hit me! 371 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,561 Well, are you going to let go of it? 372 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,881 Because part of the blame is definitely on you. 373 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,007 Angela, it's a lead fricking pipe! 374 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,207 God! 375 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,891 You were supposed to be my friend! 376 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,485 I'm so sorry! Angela! 377 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,721 Oscar. 378 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,522 Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert. 379 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,808 For insulting a client's recently deceased mother. 380 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,126 I did not know that. No. 381 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,761 A woman who struggled with obesity all her life. 382 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,490 I am so sorry. 383 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,360 Yeah, that is terrible. 384 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,771 All right! 385 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,370 Go, Pam! 386 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,409 You did it! 387 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:34,208 I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day. 388 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,450 You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid. 389 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,841 Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes! 390 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,923 I know. 391 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,924 You're going to be okay, Monkey. 392 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,041 I don't like your friend Trevor. 393 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,408 I don't like him either. 394 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,370 And yet, I really like him. 395 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,168 Well, we're here. 396 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,610 Perfect. 397 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,647 We're going to cover for you, you know? 398 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,123 Phyllis, what was that? Phyllis, are you dreaming, or... 399 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,685 I did enjoy grinding your beans, son. 400 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,525 Yeah, we really did peel your grapes. 401 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,046 This is hilarious. But we're going to stop with all the... 402 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,491 Shucking your peas! 403 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,931 Shucking my peas. 404 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,049 All right, just go back to the first part. You are going to cover for me? 405 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,526 Yeah. 406 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,171 Of course we are, Jimmy. We love you guys. 407 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,609 Oh, my God! Thank you. Thank you. 408 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,081 If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea 409 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,049 that you can't please everybody all the time. 410 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,406 You paint very bad, bad! 411 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,885 Shut up, Hide! 412 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,762 I mean, do you think Kevin cares what people think about him? 413 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,968 Or Creed? Or Meredith? 414 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,970 Oh, my gosh, these are my role models now. 415 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,446 You know what? I'm okay with that. 416 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,003 Where does gayness come from and how is it transmitted? 417 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,530 Now that is a loaded question. 418 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,080 My pastor said it can come from breast feeding. 419 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,486 He said that? 420 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,130 Well, he didn't fight me hard on it. 421 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,927 I don't know if there's truth to that. 422 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,847 What is it called when two men intertwine their penises 423 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,890 like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet? 424 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,521 Uh... 425 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,570 Is it called Red Vine-ing? 426 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,602 We heard it was called Red Vine-ing. People Red-Vine? 427 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,889 Where are gay men's vaginas? 428 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,130 They don't have vaginas. 429 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,480 What? 430 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,050 No. They're just regular men. 431 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,521 When two gay men have sex, 432 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,365 how do they know whose penis will open up 433 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,727 to accept the other person's penis? 434 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,561 Wow. 435 00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:34,345 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today