1
00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:12,114
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

2
00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,967
Stone & Son Suit Warehouse recently
lost their paper provider.

3
00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,691
They're a family-owned business.

4
00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,125
Jim and I used to
clean up with those.

5
00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,010
We'd go in pretending
to be family, brothers.

6
00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,811
We did it at
a family-owned law firm,

7
00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,362
at a family-owned
construction company,

8
00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,687
and a family-owned
motorcycle store.

9
00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,762
Jim and Dwight Schrupert.

10
00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,844
I was the dynamic, likeable winner
that was doted upon by Mom.

11
00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,524
Whoo-hoo!

12
00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,326
Yeah!

13
00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,851
And Jim was the closeted foot
fetishist pretending to belong.

14
00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,168
The client never knew
any of that, but I knew.

15
00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,964
I hope you've been paying
your wig storage bills, Jimbo,

16
00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,201
'cause it's time
for another episode

17
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,527
of Handsome and Stinky,
Paper Brothers for Hire.

18
00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,764
Sorry, Stinky,
can't do it. Too busy.

19
00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,922
Oh, God, this again?
You're Stinky!

20
00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,685
Okay, there's no possible way I can
get there, so just ask Phyllis.

21
00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,000
She can be your older
sister or something.

22
00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,241
Phyllis, my sister?

23
00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:09,403
More like my dead great-great-grandmother
who died of stupidity.

24
00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,403
I have ears, Dwight.

25
00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:16,725
Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis?
Like all human beings?

26
00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,689
We all have ears.

27
00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,849
You see what you
leave me with here, Jim?

28
00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,729
Hey, I'm in
Philadelphia right now.

29
00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,406
How is that my problem? Get in
your car and drive down here.

30
00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,046
You can make it in 30 minutes if
you drive 240 miles per hour.

31
00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,521
Huh!

32
00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,523
How long would it take me
if I drove 300 miles an hour?

33
00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,601
Hmm.

34
00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,169
That's a good question. 300 times...

35
00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:43,246
A hundred and eighty. Um, that
comes to 25 minutes.

36
00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:48,450
Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim.
Yes, I am better than you.

37
00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,161
Thanks for acknowledging that.
Okay, bye bye. Love you.

38
00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,730
Darryl!
Looking good!

39
00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,962
I'm heading to Philly,
interview with Jim's company.

40
00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,569
Hey, good luck. When you get to
Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?

41
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,130
Why don't you come along
and tell him yourself?

42
00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,851
That'd be great.
Kind of like ditching school,

43
00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:27,129
except instead of getting
suspended, you get...

44
00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,406
What do you get?

45
00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,681
Oh, my God! Why didn't I think of this?
Andy's not here.

46
00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,606
Oh, hey, Erin, Urn, I'm
expecting a shipment of pens.

47
00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,727
Can you cover that?

48
00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,848
Mmm, cover that.
What does that mean exactly?

49
00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,968
What are we talking here?
Details.

50
00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,846
A delivery guy will
deliver a box of pens,

51
00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,570
and you just make sure
everything's in order.

52
00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:52,201
What? Everything? How do I
make sure it's in order?

53
00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,884
I haven't
been trained for this.

54
00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,962
Okay, see you later.

55
00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,890
Hey, guys.

56
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,240
Clark! Hey.

57
00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,163
Hey, look who's back!
Dwight Jr.

58
00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:18,246
Hey, so how was it?
I mean the sex with Jan.

59
00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,243
A gentleman doesn't
discuss such matters,

60
00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,607
especially when the feelings
of a lady are involved.

61
00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,447
Women reach their sexual peak at
whatever age Jan was last week.

62
00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,842
I mean, it was like making
love with a wild animal.

63
00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:36,087
But not like a cougar, like you might
think. It was like a swarm of bees.

64
00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:42,290
Bees that just find something
wrong with every hotel room.

65
00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,089
Nothing wrong with
being a gentleman.

66
00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,329
Like my mom used to say,
"Talk classy. Act nasty."

67
00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,921
What's with the wig,
Meredith?

68
00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,526
What?
Is it on backwards?

69
00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,809
No. You got it. You fixed it.
Uh, I have a gift from Jan.

70
00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,963
Ooh!
It's an espresso maker.

71
00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,448
We came to be
quite fond of espresso

72
00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,887
on the Amalfi Coast,
so bon appétit!

73
00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:08,927
Ooh!

74
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,810
Sixteen types of espresso!
Now that's Italian.

75
00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,123
My friend has one of these.
Fool-proof espresso, every time.

76
00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,089
Always with the friends,
Oscar.

77
00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,049
Can't we just enjoy
the new espresso machine?

78
00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,243
Actually, it's
pronounced espresso.

79
00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,488
Wait, that's
what you said.

80
00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:27,360
I apologize. I just assumed you
would mispronounce it, so...

81
00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,243
There he is!

82
00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,808
We are all so proud of
you for the small part

83
00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,008
that you played in
landing the White Pages.

84
00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,560
Prouder of me, but...

85
00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,005
If you really want
to show appreciation,

86
00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,445
just give me
half the commission.

87
00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,561
Gosh, you know, I wish
I could, but, uh, no.

88
00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,841
Hey, listen, remember how everyone
used to call you Dwight Jr.,

89
00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,001
and how much
you loved that?

90
00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,730
I loved it.

91
00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,840
How would you like to pretend to
be my son in order to land a sale?

92
00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,048
If it will lead to me
being a salesman,

93
00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,770
I'll pretend
to be your friend.

94
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,762
Then it looks like
we have a deal, Son.

95
00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,207
Hi, guys.

96
00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,044
Hey, look who it is.

97
00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,045
Oh, sorry, super busy.
Pens coming in later.

98
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,361
Just grabbing a java before all
hell breaks loose.

99
00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,325
- Try this one.
- Thank you.

100
00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,289
I don't really have time
to think about Pete right now.

101
00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,523
I just have a lot going on with
this whole shipment of pens.

102
00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,251
And I have a lot of people trusting
me, and I would feel super-guilty

103
00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,449
if I broke anyone's
trust about the pens.

104
00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,765
You ready
for your interview?

105
00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,569
I was born ready!

106
00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,563
No. I suck at interviews.

107
00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,847
I had Andy's job in the
bag until my interview.

108
00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,490
Well, you shouldn't
be nervous about this.

109
00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:50,043
This is a tiny start-up with a bunch
of guys just as dorky as Jim.

110
00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,003
Yeah, I guess.

111
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,567
Really! You can't be scared
of a room full of Jims.

112
00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,608
I love the guy, but he's
basically Gumby with hair.

113
00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,122
It's kind of funny,
father-and-son sales team

114
00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,282
meeting with a
father-and-son suit store.

115
00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,689
You know? You're right. We hadn't
even thought of that, had we, boy?

116
00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,762
No, we sure hadn't, Pop!

117
00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,925
Oh, you're a hunter, I see.

118
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,483
Spend your early mornings out in the
blinds like Clarky and me, huh?

119
00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,449
He calls me Clarky
'cause he's my dad.

120
00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,806
Guilty.

121
00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,609
You don't meet many
hunters these days.

122
00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,921
My dad is
the best hunter there is.

123
00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,083
I mean, he's like a
serial killer of animals.

124
00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,841
One time, he snuck up
behind a sleeping deer

125
00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,764
and just sawed its head
right off. It was sick.

126
00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,524
It was his birthday. Just turned three.
So... Ah.

127
00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,367
You guys, I kind of think I want
to try them all. Is that crazy?

128
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,204
Yeah. Look,
without a taste test,

129
00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,886
how are we supposed to know which
flavors we like to reorder?

130
00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,008
Taste test?
I'm in.

131
00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,605
YOLO!

132
00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,961
What?
Oh.

133
00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,163
It's a thing.
It means you only live once.

134
00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,811
Yeah, we're aware
of what it means, Oscar.

135
00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,167
You just do not
look cool saying it.

136
00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,971
Well... All right,
everybody, who's in?

137
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,041
Yep-

138
00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,484
Angela? Don't make
us come over there.

139
00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,085
No, I don't. No.

140
00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,242
All right,
let's go.

141
00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,800
Can't I just agree without
putting my hand in?

142
00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,450
No way.
Absolutely not!

143
00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,010
Oh, fine.

144
00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,362
Okay, guys,
we all drink them all.

145
00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,522
We all drink them all!

146
00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,324
Yes.
Yes!

147
00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,730
Hey, where's my ring?

148
00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,404
I'm sure it'll turn up.

149
00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,802
Yes, ma'am, you want
to go east on Franklin,

150
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,484
take that all
the way to Commonwealth.

151
00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,325
You'll see us on the right side.
You can't miss us.

152
00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,006
Yes, and I want to reach
every demographic possible.

153
00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,570
No, I hear what you're
saying, and we will.

154
00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,927
The thing is, we've got to lock
down this key demographic first.

155
00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,765
The rest will come, I promise. Just
give me a couple of weeks, all right?

156
00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:01,921
We're talking weeks here,
not months, right?

157
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,201
Weeks, always weeks.

158
00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,850
Man, the last time
I talked months

159
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,689
was, like,
a million weeks ago.

160
00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,524
All right. Good.

161
00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,761
Thanks, Dennis.
Appreciate it.

162
00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,410
Hey! How are you?
Good.

163
00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,289
What are you doing here? I
just wanted to see you.

164
00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,850
That's so great.
Damn.

165
00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,208
Jim, you've got a real Facebook
energy going on here, man.

166
00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,645
You Zuckerberg'ed
this place out.

167
00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,927
It's pretty great, right?
I mean, we're coming along.

168
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,482
Hey, Wade! We've got to just
push up Dennis' timeline.

169
00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,369
Okay.
Actually, you know what?

170
00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,568
Give me one second, okay?
Make yourselves at home.

171
00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,040
But I think that all of your
concerns will be answered

172
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,566
when you see the brochure that
Clark's getting out of my car.

173
00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,563
He's a good boy.
Does whatever I say.

174
00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,766
Yeah.

175
00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,801
I can't relate to that.
My son hates my guts.

176
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,925
Oh, really?

177
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,128
I bring him into the
business, and he resents me.

178
00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,043
How do you like that?

179
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,647
Well, things between me
and Clark are good, not great.

180
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:59,129
In fact, I will say that
they're not even good, really.

181
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,771
They're bad.
Like you and your son.

182
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,050
Here you go, pop!

183
00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,930
I know it was just a couple of
minutes, but God, I missed you!

184
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,321
What took you so long?
Were you loitering

185
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,011
out there like a hooligan,
smoking a doobie?

186
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,209
I sure was, just like he taught me.
Looking cool.

187
00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,408
You're being disrespectful.

188
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,840
And I love you
for saying that.

189
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,851
We don't get along.

190
00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,406
I just burned him,

191
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,485
because the truth
is our relationship is...

192
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,881
Terrible!
Terrible.

193
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,885
Yes, genius.
Stupid, stupid genius.

194
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:50,205
Wow, this place is so great.
I had no idea!

195
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,964
On the phone, you made
it sound kind of dinky.

196
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,008
Well, I mean, I don't
even have a paycheck yet.

197
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,845
It is a start-up, so these
things go down all the time.

198
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,847
If this company is going down,
I want to go down on it.

199
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,490
With it,
I want to go down with it.

200
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,841
Are you cool
to just hang out?

201
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,285
- Sure. No problem.
- Yeah?

202
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,567
You ready? Let's do it. Yeah.

203
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,163
The pen delivery
went amazing.

204
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,242
And now I've got all these pens
just waiting to be unpacked,

205
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,924
but Pam did not tell
me to unpack the pens.

206
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,001
And I'm not one
of those people

207
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,287
who's just like, "Sure, I'll accept
the pens when they come in,"

208
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,089
and then as soon as your back's
turned, I unpack the pens,

209
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,004
and get all this credit
as some great pen un-packer!

210
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,651
On the other hand,
they are just sitting here.

211
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,366
Pam didn't tell me
not to unpack them.

212
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,568
I don't want to be a busybody, but
I don't want to be a lazybones.

213
00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,007
Busybody, lazybones,
busybody, lazybones. Ah!

214
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,281
My brain is
ping-ponging around

215
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,930
in my head right now.
lfsinsane!

216
00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:53,604
I'm sorry. What was your question again?
Oh, yeah.

217
00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,809
No, I've never had an espresso before.
They're good, though.

218
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,485
Ah-bam!

219
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,441
My favorite is
Viennese Amaretto,

220
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,964
and the worst flavor I have
tried so far is Alpine Select.

221
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,246
Yes!

222
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,169
One! Two! Three! Kevin! Kevin!
Kevin! Stop it!

223
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,203
That's enough, Kevin. That's enough!
Cut it, Kevin! Kevin!

224
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,725
So, for your menswear
catalog,

225
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,121
I think we can offer you some
very competitive pricing.

226
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,247
I heard that before.

227
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,810
Well, I understand...
I'll bet you have.

228
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,724
He knows nothing about what
people have heard before, my son.

229
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,280
Here we go again, another
lecture from the old man.

230
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,089
Listen to him!
He created you.

231
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,606
Maybe if you listened a
little bit, you'd improve.

232
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,808
No wonder
women despise you.

233
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,251
Women don't despise me.

234
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,290
Oh, his last girlfriend was a transvestite.
I knew it right away.

235
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,442
Adam's apple like
the prow of a ship.

236
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,205
Thumbs like
a lowland gorilla.

237
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,567
But this one couldn't see it
or didn't want to see it.

238
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,570
All right, that's enough, 'cause I
could say some things about him, too.

239
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,126
Yeah? Like what? Like the
time that you got drunk

240
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,682
and killed those kids
on their way to prom.

241
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,842
That never happened.
He's always been a liar.

242
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,967
Ever since he
was a little kid,

243
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,681
and he got caught saving "treats"
from the kitty litter box.

244
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,761
Really shameful.

245
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,446
So we can offer you matte or
glossy printing in a variety...

246
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,443
Glistening brown
morsels tumbling

247
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,010
from every pouch
in his trousers.

248
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,805
There's obviously a volume discount.
if you“.

249
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,042
Following the cat
around on his knees

250
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,282
with his hands
cupped beneath its tail,

251
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,125
going, "Please, kitty,
may I have some more?"

252
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,850
You can't make this stuff up.

253
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:25,289
No, I think someone could make it
up, someone with very few friends.

254
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,964
Hey, fellas,
sorry to keep you waiting.

255
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,122
There he is. My son.

256
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,363
He's got cat turd
collector written all over him.

257
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,611
Did you say
"cat turd collector"?

258
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,047
So, definitely looking to
expand our market, but for now,

259
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,565
we're just
concentrating on athletes

260
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,130
that are popular
here in the Northeast.

261
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,770
Of course,
that's not a mandate.

262
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:48,363
Mandate. Always think
of two men on a date.

263
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,641
I have gay friends.
One gay friend. Oscar.

264
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,801
Mmm-hmm.

265
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,326
All right, so what makes you
think you'd be a good fit here?

266
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,880
Okay. Um...

267
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,730
All right.

268
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,770
Obviously,
y'all are really busy,

269
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,081
and I don't want to
waste your time anymore.

270
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,083
I'm sorry. I just...

271
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,121
Obviously, I'm not
qualified to be here, man.

272
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,647
I'm a warehouse manager,
you know?

273
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,011
Darryl, I was
a newspaper editor.

274
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,128
Science teacher,
volleyball coach.

275
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,442
I work at Home
Shopping Network.

276
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,843
I'm a lawyer. I'm the only one
here who can honestly help.

277
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,530
And as you know,
I was a paper salesman.

278
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,524
Hey, I find it helps if you
just picture everybody naked.

279
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,531
Cool. Hey, thanks.

280
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,008
So, how about
we start over?

281
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,890
Darryl, do you have any
thoughts on the company?

282
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,806
Yes. Yes, as a matter of fact,
I wrote some down.

283
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,004
There you go.

284
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,085
Wow, this guy came prepared.
That impresses me.

285
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,044
Ah, so, this is what 2:00 p.m.
looks like around here.

286
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,611
I usually take
a siesta about now.

287
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,482
Stocking pens, huh? You're like
the new office administrator.

288
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,203
No, I just took over the pen
shipment because Pam had to leave.

289
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,124
When I say it out loud, I know that sounds
insane, but it's the truth, I swear.

290
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,285
Pam! Pam! Look out! Erin's
gunning for your job!

291
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,850
No, I'm not.

292
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,082
It's not like that at all!
Forget it.

293
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,764
Pam, look out!
I'm so sorry.

294
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:51,721
Pens, you did not buy into this. Lam sorry.
What a day you've had.

295
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,850
By the way, Jim talks
about you all the time.

296
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,170
That's sweet that
he talks about me.

297
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,323
It's too bad he still has to work
part-time in Scranton, though.

298
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,129
Well, that's funny,
'cause I think of him

299
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,043
as working
part-time in Philadelphia.

300
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,690
We can't wait
until you move here.

301
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,049
I'm sorry. You guys are
here to sell us paper?

302
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,088
Do you mind?
The men are talking.

303
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,003
Sons used to
idolize their fathers.

304
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,082
Us old-timers need
to stick together,

305
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,323
and how better than
by signing a contract?

306
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,246
I'd love to. But Sam Jr. Here,
he runs the business now.

307
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,648
Kind of pushed me out,
truth be told.

308
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,882
I'm just here
for human contact.

309
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,325
Okay, Pop.

310
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,528
Wait, so you're the boss?

311
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,242
That's right.

312
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,970
Hi, I'm Clark.
Hey.

313
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,889
Let's talk.
Okay.

314
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,164
So if you look at
our catalog here...

315
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,486
Well, thanks for
coming down, Darryl.

316
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,721
It was nice
meeting you, Darryl.

317
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,006
I think you'd
fit in great here.

318
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,044
Yeah, yeah, me too.

319
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,885
I think it would be like...
You know what?

320
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,322
I think it'd be like a Kevin
Durant jump shot, perfecto.

321
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,566
Oh, my God.

322
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,321
They're the ones who put a fish
tank next to a basketball hoop.

323
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,084
It's like, if I put
a glass of milk on the edge

324
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,889
of a table,
and Cece knocks it over,

325
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,047
I don't blame Cece.

326
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,441
So, I'm like a three-year-old
girl in this scenario?

327
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,842
Say they don't hire you. It's not
like you're out on the street.

328
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,241
You have a great job
with people who love you.

329
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,121
And I'd only get to see
Jada on the weekends.

330
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,285
You know, I'm not so sure I'd
like living in Philadelphia.

331
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,966
Right? Thank you!
It's just Philly.

332
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,611
Everyone's acting like it's New
York, or Paris, or London.

333
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,842
Who needs it?
Not us.

334
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,326
Okay, so the consensus
was that that was unique.

335
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,770
They're going to make
you pay for the fish,

336
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,684
and they wanted to
know when you can start.

337
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,481
What?

338
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,968
How about yesterday?

339
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,689
Congratulations.
Oh, thank you!

340
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,569
I guess you've got to
move to Philly after all.

341
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,405
Yes! I love Philly! 215 or die!

342
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,561
Come on, man!

343
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,689
No, I'm not upset.
I'm really excited for Darryl.

344
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,527
Maybe I'm a little disappointed
that we'll be losing him.

345
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,009
It feels really hot in here.
Is it hot in here?

346
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,366
It feels really,
really hot in here.

347
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,490
Ifsinsane! They need to turn the
AC on year-round. January too!

348
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,289
I don't get the point
of this stupid window!

349
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,444
I mean, look,
you and I both know

350
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,887
that in paper or fashion,
styles change.

351
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,127
Check out my dad's suit. You
are looking at pure acrylic.

352
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,929
That's why his face
always breaks out.

353
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,761
Does that suit come
with a fire extinguisher?

354
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,405
You know what, Dad? Maybe
you should buy me a suit.

355
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,446
Hmm. I mean, I'm going
to need one, right,

356
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,806
if I'm ever going
to get a "real" job

357
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,884
and move my lazy ass
out of your "GD" house?

358
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,086
He's got you there.

359
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,087
That's Italian silk.
Very comfortable,

360
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,646
very tasteful,
although expensive.

361
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,291
Yeah, you don't want Italian.
You'll look like a mafia don.

362
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,601
Next thing you know, you'll be
doing life at Riker's Island.

363
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,966
Uh, that's better
than looking like

364
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,769
the undertaker
from Boring Island.

365
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,561
That place doesn't exist.
It's not a documented island.

366
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,244
Cartograph much?

367
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,564
How do I look?

368
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,006
Actually, you look great.
They steered you right.

369
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,766
I guess it does make sense buying
from a father-son team.

370
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,401
You know what?
I'll take one, too.

371
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,009
Everyone, now that we
have all this energy,

372
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,129
why don't we move the copier into the
annex like we've always wanted to?

373
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,605
Whoo!

374
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,761
Frickin' A!
Huh?

375
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,888
So long, noise!

376
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,564
One, two, three!

377
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,687
Oh!

378
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,410
And we have
torn up the carpet.

379
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,084
Oh, we are going to be
in so much trouble!

380
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,361
Wait!

381
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,402
It's beautiful!
Hardwood!

382
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,566
I always knew
it was down here.

383
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,166
I just never dreamed
that I would actually see it.

384
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,004
Tear up the carpet!

385
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,123
Killed their fish, and they still hired me!
That's how you do that, baby!

386
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,169
It's all good. I'm ready.
Y'all ready for this?

387
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,201
Yeah!

388
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,287
Kevin, move!

389
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,045
I can't pull up the rug if you're
standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.

390
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,801
Well, I can't stand here if you
pull the carpet out from under me.

391
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,090
Oh, my head is killing me. Does
anyone have a baby aspirin?

392
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,571
Oh, enough with the
whining, akeadyl

393
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,085
Why don't you just
have some more coffee?

394
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,925
It's all gone! I didn't get
a chance to try them all,

395
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,924
because Creed poured my
Bogota Sunrise in the plant.

396
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,047
I saw the leaves twitch.

397
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,201
Shut up!

398
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,361
You shut up!

399
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,090
Everybody
shut up and work!

400
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,446
We don't work for you!

401
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,601
Yeah!
Yeah!

402
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,330
Hey, it's 5:00.

403
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,081
Kevin, can you...

404
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,161
What is going on?

405
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,168
Yes! We did it!

406
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,969
Well, you opened the door.

407
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,044
And you closed it.
The boys are back in town!

408
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,970
High fives!

409
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,485
Hey, so, all that really
specific cat turd business,

410
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,642
that was about you, right?

411
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,803
You got me!
I used to collect them.

412
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,927
Why?

413
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,808
Each one is very different,
like a snowflake.

414
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,969
Hey, what happened here?

415
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,929
You left me in
charge of the pens, Pam.

416
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,163
That's what happened.
The pens happened!

417
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,244
Are the pens here?

418
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:30,345
Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6ymgp
Help other users to choose the best subtitles