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We've got to clear out
this cabinet, people.

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A lot of these
are dead accounts.

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Scranton Mimeograph Corp?

4
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I don't think we're doing
business with them any time soon.

5
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That's odd.

6
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A letter from Robert Dunder.

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"A valuable artifact has come
into my possession.

8
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"I have hidden it
until such time as a person

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"of strong intellect
may safely recover it.

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"This golden chalice
is of immeasurable

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"historical and
religious significance."

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The Holy Grail.

13
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Did you send Dwight on a
quest for the Holy Grail?

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I think I'm a little too
busy these days to send...

15
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Oh, my God, I did send Dwight on a
quest for the Holy Grail.

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The Dunder Code!

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I completely forgot
about that prank.

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That had to be, like,
six or seven years ago.

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Stayed late every
night for a month.

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Had a lot more
free time back then.

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I don't get it.
Ah-ha!

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A light bulb.

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A light bulb?
A light bulb!

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Okay, Okay-

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Invisible ink.

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Whoa.

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- The ceiling above accounting!
- Dwight!

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Down, Dwight! Dwight!

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Man, I wish I was there to see
his face when he gets to the end

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and finds the fake grail?

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No grail?
You don't remember?

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I don't.

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An X?

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Annex. It must open
something in the annex.

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Oh.
Oh.

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"Seat of entrance."

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What?

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That's a flush.

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The warehouse!

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- There's nothing down here.
- Oh.

41
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I expected more
from Young Halpert.

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This just...
Forget it, forget it.

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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

44
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So, how are we getting on with our
grand social media initiative?

45
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Well, we created
a fake profile

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for a really cool guy
named Derek McBlack. Wow.

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It's just Pete in sunglasses.
Oh.

48
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And then we had him
like Dunder Mifflin.

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Then we created a bunch
of fake friends for Derek,

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and we had all of them
like Derek's likes.

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So far we're only popular
with imaginary people,

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but we think this is the
start of something big.

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You two are geniuses.

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And I am a genius for
putting you two together.

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Well, all right.

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Pete and I work
well together.

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Not that there's anything
special about Pete.

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It could be any guy.
Or girl.

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Not that I'm into girls.

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Not that I'm into Pete. Ah!
What was the question?

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Hey.
Hey, Jim.

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Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital
requested a meeting at lunch.

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Okay-

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Can we keep it on
the early side, though?

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I've got that thing
in Scranton later.

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Oh, sure.
No problem.

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Cece's ballet recital
is today! I cannot wait!

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I've been working
with her on her move.

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It's called
the Cece Spin and Kiss.

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Do you want to see it?
It's kind of like this.

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It's pretty cute, right?

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"Athlead."

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Please. They're too lazy
to call it Athletes Lead?

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Jim should just call
it Stumpany for stupid company.

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There's nothing stupid
about working for yourself,

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hanging out
with pro athletes,

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getting free tickets to the games.
That's why I'm doing it.

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You're working
for Stumpany, too?

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Yeah. Just weekends for now, but
pretty soon I'm switching over.

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What?
Yup.

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Hey, Halpert,
what's the big idea?

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First you jump ship, now you're
stealing Darryl, too? When will it end?

83
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Well, take your worst fear
and multiply it by infinity.

84
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You won't stop until you've
poached us all. Yeah.

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Even you.
No!

86
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I'll be damned if I'm
going to let us lose me.

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Bye, Dwight.

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How are you? Good to see you.
Thank you.

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Hey, Angela, did you hear about the
Irish-American Cultural Center mural?

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Ooh, I haven't heard it!

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So, what about the Irish-American
Cultural Center mural?

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Potato? Oh, no. Kevin,
it's not a joke.

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Angela's husband put me up for a...
Um. Just never mind.

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I have no information.
But I'm sure

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as soon as they
know they'll call you.

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Senator Lipton
helped me submit my design

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for a new mural on
a building downtown.

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Now I'm just waiting to hear
from the selection committee.

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But, you know,
let's be realistic,

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there are a ton of great artists in
Scranton with way more experience.

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I mean, who are
they going to go with,

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some nobody like me, or a
big name like Tracy Fleeb?

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Well, I'm heading out
to Cece's dance recital.

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Aw.

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Hey, Cece! Daddy's going to
have dinner with us tonight,

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after he comes to your recital.
Are you excited?

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Yeah!

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Let's call him!

109
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Hey. I was just
about to call you.

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Hey, hon! Are you close?

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I am still in Philly,
actually.

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What'?
It's insane.

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This huge
investor got cold feet,

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so I'm stuck here trying
to keep him on board.

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Hon! I wish you would
have told me an hour ago

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when you knew you
weren't going to make it.

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Pam, I couldn't get out! I barely made
it out just to make this phone call.

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I want Daddy!

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You're going to do great.

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And you know what? Mommy's going to
record it, so we'll watch it together.

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Do you mind
doing that, Pam?

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Of course.

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Okay, are you sure you know
how to do video on the phone?

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Yes, Jim, I think I know how to
point a rectangle at something.

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Okay, okay. Just sometimes you're
not the best with the phone.

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I know how to operate my phone, okay?
Listen, we're getting close.

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We will talk to you later.
Say bye, Daddy!

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Bye, Daddy.
Bye.

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Yeah, see? You've still
got to press end, Pam.

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Press end.

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Oh, check it out,
this is our first real like!

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Oh, my God!

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Alan Olifson
from North Dakota.

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He also likes Hammermill
and Georgia Pacific.

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Wow, that guy's really into paper.
Yeah.

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Well done, you two.

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We did it!

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Youth Task Force forever!
Yes!

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Bap, bap, bap-

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And then... Oh, wait.
No, you go...

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Did I... Is that you? No, you
go first, and then it's a left.

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No, you go... Okay, all right.
No, I didn't...

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All right,
okay, start over.

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You always mess that part up.
Oh, no, no, no.

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Oh, God! Andy has just
started to be nice to me

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and now I've
sent his girlfriend

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into the arms
of a younger man!

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And I cc'ed him
on every incriminating memo.

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"Pete and Erin,
don't hold back.

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"Our social media
presence should be

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"hot, hot, hot.
Go at it vigorously."

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I did everything but unzip
their pants for them.

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Oh, God, Nellie!

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Hey, everybody, uh, a coffee
order is going around.

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On me! Just sign your name below.
Hmm.

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You're welcome.

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Wait, this says "Dunder
Mifflin Loyalty Pledge."

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00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,277
This? Oh, what?

159
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Double mocha latte, please?
You got it.

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Just sign your name below.
Whatever you want.

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Loyalty Pledge?

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Come on, Dwight.
Stop overreacting.

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I'm getting all
my work done here.

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No customers have complained,
nobody even knows.

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Yeah, we'll see about that.

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Bust out
your complaint files.

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I need everything
you've got on Darryl since

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he started working for Jim
in the last few weeks.

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Break it down
by keyword, okay?

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Infuriating,
irresponsible...

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They've got us set
up with Windows 95,

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so you're kind
of dreaming here.

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Okay, I'm going to
need you to print it out.

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Customer loyalty.
What is it?

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Can you hold
it in your hand?

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Can you nudge it with your finger?
Can you dump it on a woman?

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00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:08,278
No! Why? Because it's an idea.
But what does it mean?

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Oh, it's when you
get a free sandwich

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after you've already
eaten 10 sandwiches.

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Not even close.

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Mr. Romanko has been
a client for 20 years.

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He came in today
in a rage.

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Why? Because of Darryl,

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because Darryl was focusing
on outside projects

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and needs to remember his
first priority, the client.

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I wouldn't say a rage.

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Mr. Romanko, we were a day late
on one of your deliveries,

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but two of our trucks
were down for repairs.

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It's very unlikely
it will happen again.

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Thank you,
thank you.

191
00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:42,318
No, you're not
going anywhere, okay?

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You are angry and we are
going to hear you out!

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00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:47,761
All right? Because business
is about relationships,

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and the key to relationships
is what, Darryl?

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L...

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Loyalty

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00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,914
"Loyalty" is exactly right!

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00:08:55,990 --> 00:08:58,880
Thank you. Yes, I
mean, it is everything.

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00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:03,200
Let's all ask ourselves, have we
been faithful in our relationships?

200
00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,074
Mmm. That's none of
your damn business.

201
00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:08,912
Darryl is
"dating" Dunder Mifflin.

202
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:12,199
Darryl is dating Val.
Still.

203
00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:17,921
But he's flirting with
Jim's company on the side.

204
00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,640
And we all know what
flirting can lead to.

205
00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:24,117
I'm sorry, do I still
need to be here? Yes.

206
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:28,440
I'm still having a bit of trouble
understanding the importance of loyalty.

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00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:31,281
So, let's use an example.
Take Erin.

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00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:35,321
Erin's boyfriend, Andy,
is away across the ocean.

209
00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:36,517
Yeah.

210
00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:41,192
So is it all right for her to
flirt with Creed, for example?

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00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,760
Let's try it out.

212
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:46,079
No, let's not say Creed.
Let's say Mr. X.

213
00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:49,201
Well, I think it would be immoral
for Erin to cheat on Andy.

214
00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,274
Oh, I'm sorry,
didn't you cheat on Andy?

215
00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,359
Yes, and he didn't like it.

216
00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:56,395
Does Mr. X know that
Erin has a boyfriend,

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00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,474
or did Erin keep
that from Mr. X?

218
00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:02,475
Okay, this is
really hard to follow.

219
00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:05,793
Can we just say Pete, 'cause that's
the guy that Erin's flirting with?

220
00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:13,636
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Little Ladybug Ballerinas!

221
00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:22,994
Plié. One, two, three!

222
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:27,672
Really?
I'm sorry. Sorry.

223
00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,070
Hello?
Yes, this is Pam Halpert.

224
00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:36,077
I got the mural! Oh, my God!

225
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,279
Um, I'm sorry, I have to go.
My daughter is a ladybug.

226
00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:43,959
I know that doesn't make any sense.
Um, thank you, thank you!

227
00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:46,513
You're very rude.
Yes. Very rude.

228
00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,479
Kids are dancing!

229
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,155
Thank you
so much for coming!

230
00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:56,834
Darryl and I will
be here to serve you

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00:10:56,950 --> 00:11:01,399
for years and
years and years and years.

232
00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:06,119
So, should we go call Jim and go
tell him to go screw himself?

233
00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:10,072
Dwight, look. I'm sorry you're
having a hard time with this, okay?

234
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,279
Athlead is my future.

235
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,394
No disrespect
to Dunder Mifflin,

236
00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:16,359
but if I can have fun
at work, I want that.

237
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,957
It can't be more fun than selling
paper and paper products.

238
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,318
It can. Are you
pretending to be crazy?

239
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:22,631
Huh?

240
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,359
Well, Andy's cute,
but he's too vanilla.

241
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,717
Whereas Pete,
he's just one sick dude.

242
00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,872
I mean, you know this
guy likes to get weird.

243
00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:31,675
I'm just going to
say this one more time,

244
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,673
Pete and I
haven't done anything.

245
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,036
It's true!
Yeah, right.

246
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:37,920
With slamming bods like that?
They ain't playing checkers.

247
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,512
People, it's 2013. Erin is a
strong, independent woman.

248
00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,674
Who says she has to
end up with any man?

249
00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,833
Okay, can everyone
please stop speaking for me?

250
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,800
Andy is my boyfriend,
Pete and I are just friends.

251
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:54,235
And that is the end of it!
Right, Pete?

252
00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:55,551
That is correct.

253
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,674
Come on, guys. Where is
this even coming from?

254
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:02,000
Your feelings for Erin?
Probably your heart.

255
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,320
And a little bit your penis.

256
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,199
Kevin, really?

257
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,399
Nellie, you have to shut down
Youth Task Force.

258
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,673
I'm not sure if you need to start
a new task force to do that,

259
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,354
but please just do
whatever it takes.

260
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:17,797
I suppose that will
be all right. Yeah.

261
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,920
Most relationships
eventually die on their own.

262
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,472
But sometimes they just need a
little pillow over the face.

263
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:28,441
You're welcome, Andy. And
you're welcome, my own ass.

264
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:32,717
Listen, I appreciate
you taking the time with me.

265
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:35,556
Peter, please, we completely
understand your concerns here.

266
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,031
Let us just show you
the latest projections. Jim?

267
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,720
Wade actually has those,
on the road,

268
00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,155
but he's going to be
calling in with those

269
00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:43,437
numbers any second.
So just hold on one...

270
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,751
Actually...

271
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,281
Ah, nope.

272
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,432
That is my wife.

273
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,319
Again, he'll be
calling in any second.

274
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,917
Hey, give me a call back
when you get a chance.

275
00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:57,200
Cece did great and I want
to tell you something.

276
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,553
Hey, boss, you've got
to jump on a delivery.

277
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,152
I don't do that anymore.
That's what they told me.

278
00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:08,480
All right,
let's get this over with.

279
00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:10,241
You looking for fun?

280
00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,710
It just found you!

281
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,031
Whoo!

282
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,075
Here we go! Yeah!

283
00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:23,074
Yes, we will be delivering
a shipment of paper today,

284
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:28,281
but I will also be delivering
you a big shipment of fun!

285
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,514
How far is this place?

286
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:39,431
Uh, not far at all, but I thought along
the way we could play some sports!

287
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:42,911
Fun.

288
00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,950
Hey, really nice job
in that meeting in there.

289
00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:47,476
Oh, thank you. I don't
know, I still thought...

290
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:48,597
Yeah.

291
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,195
I'm so proud of you, hon.

292
00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,477
Oh, I don't know. Okay.

293
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,713
Just curious, though, what do
you have against Pete and Erin?

294
00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:58,111
Well, Andy wrote me a really
nice recommendation letter

295
00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,238
for the adoption agency,

296
00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:01,880
so I just felt
like I owed him one.

297
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,361
Pete's a pretty
cool guy, though.

298
00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:07,235
And Andy was
a terrible lover to Erin.

299
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,793
He basically ignored her,
and then left on a boat.

300
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,993
I didn't really
think about it like that.

301
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:17,593
Em, well, not everybody
has what we have.

302
00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:21,120
What we have?
Hmm.

303
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,590
I just remembered.

304
00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,554
I kissed that man.

305
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:31,353
Oh, no. Oh, no.

306
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,752
Yes! Fast food.

307
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:38,792
I'll take a burger over a gross
Philly cheese-steak any day.

308
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:40,071
They have
fast food in Philly.

309
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,231
Not like this.

310
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:42,671
Exactly like this.

311
00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,396
And your milkshake.

312
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:45,471
Thank you.

313
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,632
It's 30 degrees out,
you're drinking a milkshake?

314
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,236
Nope.

315
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:50,910
Fire in the hole!

316
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,719
Yeah!

317
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,001
Now that's what working at a
paper company is all about!

318
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,071
Wait, what are you doing? No, I
need the keys! We have to go!

319
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,836
You just threw a milkshake into a
restaurant where they make minimum wage.

320
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,681
It's a YouTube thing! Let's go, let's go!
Come on. They're coming!

321
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,072
Anyone want to see the video
from Cece's recital?

322
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,393
Oh, I would love to,
but I am swamped.

323
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,036
That.

324
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:16,160
I'll watch it.
Let's get this over with.

325
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:18,234
All right,
you don't have to...

326
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:20,831
Let's get
this over with, Pam.

327
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,116
Okay-

328
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,120
Wait, what?

329
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,473
Sorry, I'm in a rush
to get back to work.

330
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:33,880
Oh, no! I took a phone call
in the middle of taping

331
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,715
and then when I went to turn it
back on, I must have turned it off.

332
00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:39,521
User error. I've heard it
happens to other people.

333
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,637
Oscar,
don't rub it in.

334
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,439
I'm sure Pam is
already kicking herself

335
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,911
for choosing a phone
call over her child.

336
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,717
Well, it was
an important phone call.

337
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,357
I haven't told anyone here
about the mural yet.

338
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,273
I want Jim
to be the first to know.

339
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:56,961
Whenever I tell him good news,
he's always like "Beesly!"

340
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,634
I love that.

341
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,519
The only thing better
than getting the job.

342
00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,240
"Beesly!"

343
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:11,080
Hey.
Hello, Peter.

344
00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:27,440
This barely even feels
like a prank anymore.

345
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,839
You missed a spot.
Fire in the hole!

346
00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,116
Go, go, go!

347
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,839
Ha-ha, yeah,
joke's on you, buddy!

348
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,193
They make you come
back and clean it up.

349
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:43,193
I am sorry that that was so awkward
for you two in that meeting,

350
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,638
but I am going to have to
reassemble the Youth Task Force.

351
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,874
Oh, no, I really don't
think that's a good idea.

352
00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:51,999
Well, that is not your call.
I made the decision.

353
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,239
You have no
choice in the matter,

354
00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:56,081
and everybody knows it.

355
00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,310
Well, okay then.

356
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,676
I guess we
don't have a choice.

357
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:01,831
Nope.

358
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,241
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

359
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,750
Lady.

360
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,311
You never
stop surprising me.

361
00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:32,915
What?

362
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,515
What was that?

363
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,321
Did I just hear you
laughing with glee?

364
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,310
No. I was just
clearing my throat.

365
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,638
Good night.
Good night.

366
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,357
Night.

367
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,431
Night, Creed.

368
00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:00,159
- Hey!
- Hey.

369
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,190
So, how's it going?

370
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,717
We lost Bridgeport Capital.

371
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:05,871
I have no idea
what happened.

372
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,237
It's like everything I did,
he just wouldn't go for it.

373
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,675
I'm so sorry.

374
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,912
I have no idea where we're going
to come up with this money.

375
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:14,357
We have to work insanely hard
over the next few weeks.

376
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,475
I'm sorry. I feel like you've
already been working insanely hard.

377
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:22,158
Can you figure out how to
upload Cece's dance recital?

378
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,881
I definitely could
use a pick-me-up.

379
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:28,353
Actually, funny
story, I didn't get it.

380
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:31,354
I shouldn't have been so cocky about
my rectangle-holding skills after all.

381
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,038
You're not serious,
are you?

382
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:36,074
You didn't get
any of the recital?

383
00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:38,194
No, I got the teacher
introducing them,

384
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:39,999
and then
the applause afterward,

385
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,310
but not so much
of the middle part.

386
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,672
Come on, Pam. Pam!

387
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,275
I asked you if you
could use the phone

388
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,840
and you swore
that you knew how.

389
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:49,754
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sure we can get a copy.

390
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,161
A lot of people
were taping it.

391
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,798
Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's
kid with Cece in the background?

392
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:57,914
I mean, it's really not
that hard to film a video.

393
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,920
Is there... Um.

394
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,195
You want to ease
up a little bit?

395
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,513
Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, what do I do?

396
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:08,070
It's gone, that moment's just gone.
I missed it.

397
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,398
I don't know, Jim. Maybe you
should have been there.

398
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,513
You're not serious,
right?

399
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:14,592
I mean,
how is that fair?

400
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:17,874
I'm in Philly, these are my days in Philly.
You've agreed to this.

401
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,601
You know what?
I don't think

402
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,035
you want to start
a conversation with me

403
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,396
about what's fair, okay?

404
00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:24,792
This is way more
intense than I ever...

405
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,838
Pam, I'm not
explaining this to you.

406
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:28,111
Pam, I'm not going over this again.
Jim?

407
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,278
I don't know how else to...
We need you.

408
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,353
I don't know how
else to tell you, okay?

409
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,950
I'm doing everything
I can, every week

410
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,560
to bring home something for our family.
lam... lam...

411
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:39,201
lam trying to make everything
perfect here, okay,

412
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,756
so that you can have
everything that you want.

413
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,237
I'm doing this just for me?
Is that what I'm doing?

414
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,471
I'm doing it just for me?

415
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:49,551
If that's what you think, then
this is a really sad night.

416
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:51,439
You know what?
I got to go.

417
00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:53,000
Okay?
Yup

418
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:55,794
We'll talk tomorrow?

419
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:58,750
Yup. I'll talk
to you tomorrow.

420
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,756
All right, great.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

421
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:03,636
Bye.

422
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,314
Hey, are you okay?

423
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,953
What am I doing wrong,
Brian?

424
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,555
Nothing. You're doing
the best you can.

425
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:29,115
Brian.

426
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,919
Give her a minute.

427
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:38,441
It's just a tough
situation, all right?

428
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,919
It's getting tougher.

429
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:44,355
I just didn't know that
it was going to be this hard.

430
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,511
Yeah.

431
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:50,035
Let's turn the cameras off.
Seriously, guys? Enough. Enough.

432
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:53,915
Thank you.

433
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,632
Fire in the hole!

434
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,154
Go! Go! Go!

435
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,039
I nailed that guy!

436
00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:09,399
And replay.

437
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,961
Fire in the hole!

438
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:16,355
Go! Go! Go!

439
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:19,119
I nailed that guy!

440
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,481
I'm going to miss
the paper business.

441
00:21:24,335 --> 00:21:34,335
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.