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Have you seen Darryl?

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He's around here somewhere.

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Hmm.

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Yeah, Darryl's here.

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So's Santa Claus.
It's just a regular Thursday.

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Neither guy is here!
And it's Friday!

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Welcome to me and
Darryl's world of lies!

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Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl
already started working in Philly.

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So now he has to
sneak out of here like the

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sneakiest little
sneaky-sneak you ever saw.

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And I'm his helper!
It's so fun.

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Darryl, meet Bear-yl.

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How much did
you pay for that?

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Nothing.
Won him at the carnival.

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Spent a ton on tickets,
though.

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Drive safe!

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Everybody knows
I go to Philly.

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I've just been using
sick days I saved up.

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But Erin was so excited about being
sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it.

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Darryl,
you are too much!

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That guy's hilarious.
He's here today.

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I've really been putting in
the hours on this mural.

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And my boss is totally okay with
it, because he's in the Bahamas

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and has no clue
what anybody is doing.

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I'm usually very self-critical.
I hate what I paint,

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but I don't know, this time
I feel like it's, um...

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It's really coming together.
Oh, my God!

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You've got to be kidding me!

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What is... Are those...
Are those butts?

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Huh?

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No way. No way!

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Excuse me, everyone. Is it okay
if I leave early from work today?

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It's Phillip's first birthday,
and the Senator

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and I are hosting
a party at our house.

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Oh, cute! So there'll
be a bunch of kids?

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No, no children. Our
house is not kid-friendly.

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Most of our
furniture is sharp.

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Also, ew.

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It will mostly be
campaign donors.

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Angela, lam prepared
to donate a whopping

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$8 to Lipton For America
to have an invitation...

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No, no. Please.

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You know,
actually, none of you

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could even really make
the cut for this thing.

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Which I am so sad about!

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Angela. You're going to find out,
so I thought I'd let you know

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that, uh,
Robert invited me, too.

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What?

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He said he wanted
me there for support.

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I'm...

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His wife.

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Angela's husband
and I are in love.

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Butas
a politician in this town,

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you still need the conventional
blonde wife on your lawn signs.

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He is risking everything
to have me there today.

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Me!

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We agreed that you wouldn't be
seen with him in public.

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It's humiliating for me.

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Well, if you get to bring
a stud, maybe I do, too.

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Hey-
Hey-

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We are splitting a sublet
on a place near Philly.

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Just a couple of grown,
sexy-ass roommates.

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And as much as I
miss Pam and the kids,

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it's, uh, kind of nice to live the bachelor
life again. You know? Let your hair down?

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Jim was nice enough
to give me his bedroom...

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I'm couching it!

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which usually means there
are clothes all over the living room.

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And this
dude labels his food.

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He's the clean one, I'm the messy one.
How much fun is this?

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I love Jim. I love that
he hooked me up with a job.

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It's just, he uses old
T-shirts as washrags.

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He doesn't wash his dishes.
Apparently they need to "soak."

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He hooked me up with a job.

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Attention, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please?

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Yeah, I don't know everybody's
name down here,

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but whoever did this, will
you please raise your hand?

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Hello? This is not over, okay?

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I will stay up here all day if I have to.
Is that what you want?

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Yeah, I will also come down if I want to.
It's my choice.

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I don't demand justice often.

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I'm not like Angela,
who calls a lawyer

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every time someone watches a
YouTube video of animals doing it.

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But someone should get
fired over this, right?

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Val's no help.
Andy's gone. Jim's out.

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I just feel like
I'm on my own here.

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I mean, okay,
not completely on my own,

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but in terms of people
who can do something.

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Thank you, Brian.

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Hey, so, Wade wants to send
people to the Sloan Conference.

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We got to compile
a list of our target clients.

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Already on it. I ordered them
by their Google Trend rankings,

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so we know who to hit first.

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Who is this guy?

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We are killing it.

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Yes, sir!
Yeah!

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Conference room.
Everybody. Now!

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You don't have the clearance to
call a conference-room meeting.

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Yes, but David Wallace does,

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and he asked me to gather
everyone to talk about stuff

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that's gonna be revealed once we're in
the conference room for the meeting.

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You're telling me
David Wallace asked you

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to call a super-secret, classified
conference-room meeting?

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Yeah.

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Let's go, everyone!
Super-secret,

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classified
conference-room meeting! Now!

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Let's go.

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I have terrible news.

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Somebody defaced my mural.
What?

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They painted all over it.

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I thought that's
what you were doing.

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Yeah, but this is different.
Oh.

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They used worse
paint than your paint?

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I don't think so.
But they put paint

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where I didn't want paint.
So...

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I thought you wanted paint
on the whole thing.

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Different colored paint.

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I wanted
different colored paint

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in the spots where
they put their paint.

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So, it just is...
Okay, the point is,

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these warehouse
guys are vandals,

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and they need to be stopped.

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Yeah,
and somebody had the balls

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to put my phone number on the men's
room wall, which is so messed up.

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It's 6-7-8-2, not 8-3!

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Uh, 6-7-8-3 is also
a good time. Less mileage.

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Pam, what can be done?

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Yes. Thank you!
Let's answer that question.

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I was politely saying nothing can be done.
I thought I was clear.

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What?
Come on, guys! We need to

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figure out who did
this and punish them!

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This isn't just about me, this is
about all of us. This is our mural!

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Don't you see how much we worked on this?
How much time and energy?

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We put our heart and
soul into this thing.

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David Wallace
called this meeting?

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Sure did.

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I was as surprised
as you, but apparently

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he is very
passionate about public art.

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No, no, come on, guys!
Don't go!

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Pam? I'll help you.

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You Will?

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If there's anything I hate
worse than art, it's crime.

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Thank you.
lam in too, Pam.

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Yeah?
Yes, of course!

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I believe in you,
I believe in your art,

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and I am bored.

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Great!

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I was hoping for
a righteous mob.

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I ended up with
Dwight and Nellie.

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But they both
have a mob mentality.

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And I'm pretty sure Dwight
has a pitchfork in his car.

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You need my pitchfork?

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Hey-

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What is it?
I have vengeance to exact.

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Exciting news. There's room for one
more at my son's birthday event,

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and I want you.

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Ah! I'm not interested.

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Wait, wait! The State Transportation
Secretary will be there.

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You could sell your beet-salt
idea to the highway people. Ah!

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If I get the de-icing gig,
it's going to be

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on merit, not
because I played politics.

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Hey. So, a little
birdie just told me that

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Dwight can't come to
your son's birthday.

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So, do you want me to go with you?
No.

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Okay, I understand.
I'll just stay here, then,

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alone with the money.

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Oh, crap.

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I am handing out
pieces of paper

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on which you will draw one human butt.
What I do with said drawings

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is no one's
business but my own.

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You're going to compare them
to the butts up there.

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Incorrect. It is my fetish.
Oh, also, sign them.

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My fetish is signed
drawings of butts.

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I'm not drawing a butt.

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All right, then, no bottoms.

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Uh... We should ask you to
do big rounded W's.

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Yes, or nippleless breasts,
perhaps.

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Okay. Okay, I think it's time to get
back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.

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Or melons, like cantaloupes,

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with,
like, the halves are cut off

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and then just
the bottom parts...

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Well,
this is getting us nowhere.

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We need another approach. We
need to find the weakest one

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and separate him
from the group.

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Yeah, I think if we could get
Nate alone, we could crack him.

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We just need
a pretense to talk to him.

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We could tell him
that his mother is dying.

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That usually works on him.

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Nate!

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Your mother is dying!

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See? I feel bad about that. Good.
That's all right, that's all right.

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So she's going to
pull through again?

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That's great.
Can I talk to her?

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No. She needs her rest again.

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Now, listen.
Now that we've got you here,

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let's talk about
this mural business.

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You know who the vandal is.

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Now, I know a lot of these
warehouse guys are your friends,

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but we've got chewing gum.

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Gum's gotten mintier lately,
have you noticed?

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Like,
some of it is just too minty.

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It's like they're literally
trying to hurt your mouth.

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Tell us who
defaced the mural!

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He did it.

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All right, you can go.
Give him his gum.

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There's no gum.
There never was any gum!

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That's really rude.

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Opening with puff pastries?
That's a bold play.

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They're saying, "it's only going to
get better from here? Good luck."

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That painting is just...

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How can anyone that weighs less
than a guinea hen be so terrifying?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Senator and Angela Lipton.

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Thanks, everybody,
thanks for coming.

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Phillip had no idea
he was so popular.

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Oh, Robert, you're horrible.

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Simon, Maxine,
who let you guys in here?

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This is the team.

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Nice job, man.

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You too, Darryl.

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What?

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Oh, man.
I'm sorry about that.

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It's cool.
Reading is tricky sometimes.

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Oh, are you really
mad about this?

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That's my go-to thermos, that's all.
Oh, it's your go-to...

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Oh, man, that's a bummer.
I'm sorry about that.

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No big deal, no big deal.

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No, if it's a big deal,
it's a big deal.

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No, no, no.
No big deal.

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No, no, no, no, no!
You don't have to do that!

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Honestly, I don't mind.

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Did want me to
wash it for you, or...

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I don't know.
Are you going to wash it,

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or you gonna let it soak?

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Okay-

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Here you go.

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Thank you!

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So, Frank, do you have any thoughts,
about what was done? By you.

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Maybe... Maybe I could get
the ball rolling. Mmm-hmm.

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Um, Frank?

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Hi. Pam.

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Um, lam so sorry if I've
done anything to offend you.

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I'm sure it isn't
easy for you guys

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to have an upstairs person
coming down in your space, so.

244
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Truly, if... I apologize.

245
00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:09,280
But enough about me.
Your turn.

246
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:18,193
Insert apology here, Frank?

247
00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,358
I'm sorry I didn't
like your crappy doodles.

248
00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:25,080
I drew a butt.
Big deal. Butts are funny.

249
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,673
Well, I didn't think
that butt was funny.

250
00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,395
Well, maybe if you got
the stick out of yours...

251
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,960
What was that?
You know what?

252
00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:35,035
You people can't
fire me, so screw you.

253
00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:41,033
Whoa! Hey! That is not okay!

254
00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,961
What are you going
to do about that?

255
00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,560
It... Compliment.

256
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,871
The first "sorry"
sounded sincere.

257
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:51,280
There were two or three sorrys in there.
So it's a lot.

258
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,551
That sucked.
He didn't apologize.

259
00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,075
There's no
talking to that guy.

260
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,630
Oh, your little feelings party
didn't work out, huh?

261
00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:02,192
Who won the hugging contest? No, let
me guess. Everyone tied for first.

262
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:03,476
We should just take him down.

263
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,035
Wait, are you saying...

264
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:09,239
I'm saying we should go
scorched-earth on that guy's face.

265
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,198
Normally,
I find Pam to be a comforting

266
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,312
if unarousing
presence around the office,

267
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,313
like a well-watered fern.

268
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,910
But today, she has
tapped into this vengeful,

269
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:24,153
violent side,
and I'm like, "Wow,

270
00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,399
"Pam has kind of a good butt!"

271
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,153
He messed with something
that was important to you.

272
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,073
We need to mess with something
that's important to him.

273
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,353
A little eye-for-an-eye action.
Yes! Yes!

274
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:36,432
Go all
Hammurabi on this clown.

275
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,481
We need an infiltrator.

276
00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,997
I know just
the man for the job.

277
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,756
Clark?

278
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,954
He even looks like a mole.

279
00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:51,876
One of his tee shots can wipe
out a whole owl population.

280
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:56,118
You two seem very close.

281
00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:58,638
Yes, we're good friends.
Good friends. Yeah.

282
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:01,118
And I suppose that may
ruffle a few feathers.

283
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:04,116
Because for a long time,
our party

284
00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:06,996
has turned its back on
the Hispanic people.

285
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:12,638
Well, that is not who I am. Lam a
friend of the Latino community.

286
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:18,236
And if you ask me, it's time
we bid bigotry hasta luego.

287
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:22,391
Now, does my embrace
of Hispanics make me

288
00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,911
more electable,
given demographic trends?

289
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,833
I don't know,
and I don't care.

290
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,118
What I care about is Oscar.

291
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:33,233
My friend, mi amigo, Oscar.

292
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:39,635
Maybe I should be insulted
that he only invited me here

293
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,113
to be his token
Mexican friend,

294
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:45,679
but he could have invited any
number of Hispanics that he knows.

295
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:49,080
His gardener, Rohelio,
or he could have invited...

296
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,357
Rohelio,

297
00:14:51,430 --> 00:14:52,556
but he chose me.

298
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,198
Rohelio's Malaysian.

299
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,194
That son of
a bitch is Malaysian.

300
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,076
Oh, hey.
Hey.

301
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:09,553
Hey, I usually watch TV during
my lunch break. That's cool?

302
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,161
Yeah, totally.
All right.

303
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:19,561
It's mine, don't worry.

304
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:20,751
I didn't say anything.

305
00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:22,031
I don't think you had to.

306
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,831
Excuse me?

307
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,514
I think you might be going a little
crazy with this labeling thing, man.

308
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,680
I mean, you put your name
on a five-pound bag of flour.

309
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,070
Are you honestly saying that if I
needed flour, I couldn't use that?

310
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,357
What do you need
flour for, Jim?

311
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,431
That's not the point.

312
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,638
What, you making bread?
No, I'm not making bread.

313
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,757
What bread you making?
Pumpernickel?

314
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,241
Darryl, it doesn't matter.
Darryl! I think you know

315
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,311
the point I'm trying to make!

316
00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:47,035
All right, I'm being a jerk.

317
00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:50,757
You got me this job.
I should be grateful.

318
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,392
I am, I just... You know, I get a little
finicky about my stuff. That's all.

319
00:15:57,070 --> 00:16:00,233
It's all good.
Are we all good?

320
00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,270
We good.

321
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:05,915
What's that cooler?

322
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,515
Nothing. It's mine.

323
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,280
What happened to
my Tavis Smileys?

324
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,919
Oh, crap, were those yours?

325
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,431
I never want to
see you working

326
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:24,480
in the upstairs office again!
Do you hear me?

327
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,520
But my only crime was
loving the local sports teams

328
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:30,080
and trying to be
one of the guys!

329
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,881
Silence! You will now be
working in the warehouse

330
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,834
with the untouchables.

331
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:37,755
Now, go make your
hands rough with work!

332
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,635
Okay, boss!

333
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:42,033
Pam, you know this is
ridiculous, right? Okay.

334
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,953
You're smarter than this.

335
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,830
This is never going to work!

336
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,271
Remember your lines.

337
00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,358
What lines?
Go move some paper!

338
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,153
Hey, you know that guy Frank
who works in the warehouse?

339
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:55,040
He's not my hire,
but I know who he is.

340
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,999
Okay, what is he like?
What's important to him?

341
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:59,596
Does he have, like, a favorite pair
of boots, or a lunch box, or...

342
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,952
What, is he retiring? You getting
him a gift or something?

343
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,271
Yeah, something like that.

344
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:04,761
I know he loves
his pickup truck.

345
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:06,161
Oh, great! His truck!

346
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,393
Great, get the plate number.
Okay, do you know the plate...

347
00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:10,074
Never mind.
Why would you know that?

348
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,481
And why would I
be asking that?

349
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,995
So we know which truck to...

350
00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:14,356
Hey,
while I got you on the phone,

351
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:17,957
your husband is like a sloppy
homeless hobo. Can you fix that?

352
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:20,278
Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could.
I got to go, bye.

353
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,151
Come on.

354
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:31,073
Hold on a second. Uh, Sundeep, let's
get you closer to the Senator.

355
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,914
Just about there. Great.

356
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,913
And Oscar,
I'm going to need you to step

357
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,953
a little closer to
the Senator as well.

358
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:38,913
Somewhere there.
He's blocking me.

359
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,236
It's only a photo, honey.

360
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,556
Excuse me, what's your name?

361
00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:42,916
Shawn.
Lashawn, great.

362
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,436
You want to be in a photo?
Right this way. Not you.

363
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,000
No, he put me here.

364
00:17:47,070 --> 00:17:48,595
He put you right in front of me?
Yes, he did.

365
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:49,910
He put you right in front of me?
Yes!

366
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:54,439
Now, let's just wheel Margaret
right in front here. Ow!

367
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,755
Oscar. Angela.
Robert...

368
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,241
Smile!

369
00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:03,035
I'm done. What are you...

370
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,354
lsthatsupposed
to be my mural?

371
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:08,078
Yeah. Frank draws
a butt on your mural,

372
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:11,040
I'm drawing your mural
on Frank's truck's butt.

373
00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,721
Eye for an eye, mamacita.

374
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,360
Oh,
Dwight, that's really sweet.

375
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:17,839
Let's see yours. Oh, no, I'm embarrassed.
It's stupid.

376
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,871
This is amazing!
That's Frank!

377
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,995
And he's leaving
a trail of poops?

378
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,391
Yeah.
And he has saggy boobs.

379
00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,515
Yeah, I saw that.
That's great!

380
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:30,360
I feel better.

381
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,633
Good,
I'm glad you feel better.

382
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,912
This has been a wonderful day.
I have to say,

383
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,074
I like hanging out
with a vengeful bitch.

384
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,951
I know.
You miss Angela, don't you?

385
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,551
Don't sympathize. You're
ruining the mood. Back to work!

386
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,315
Draw his penis!

387
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:51,079
I got back at Frank in the
most fitting way possible.

388
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,640
With my art.

389
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,591
You know,
the paints are water-based,

390
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:55,836
it's going to
come off with a hose,

391
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:56,991
but I think
the lesson will last a...

392
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,191
Lady!

393
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,756
My truck? You had no right!

394
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,241
No, you had no right!

395
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,472
It's a $40,000 truck!

396
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:05,711
So? You started it!

397
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,474
So? So somebody
needs to shut you up!

398
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,075
N. Hey, hey, hey! Ah!

399
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:10,431
Whoa!

400
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,639
- Easy!
- Son of a bitch!

401
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:13,757
Guys!

402
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,031
You're going to hit a woman?

403
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,397
Thanks so much for coming.

404
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:20,517
Thank you so much.
Thank you.

405
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,676
Well!

406
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:25,992
Have we all calmed down yet?

407
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,755
Yes. Sorry about that.

408
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,634
It was all my fault.

409
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,879
Let's all try to
do better next time.

410
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:33,600
Kevin, great to see you.

411
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,121
Yeah. Thank you for the food.

412
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:36,351
Oh, and also,

413
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:37,591
you suck.

414
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,471
I beg your pardon?

415
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:42,355
You're,
like, a terrible person.

416
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:47,153
These guys care about you,
and you're just using them.

417
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:51,799
Again, the food was very good.

418
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,274
Well, I'm going to say
something to the producers.

419
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,239
No, no. It's...
You shouldn't be fired.

420
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:04,955
I mean,
you were just protecting me.

421
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,397
It's all good. I knew
what I was doing. It's...

422
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,393
I'm sorry about your mural, though.
I mean, because...

423
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:10,801
Oh, no.
You put so much into that.

424
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,076
Forget about my mural.
It's stupid.

425
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,476
No, you worked hard on that.

426
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,275
That guy's an animal. I'm
glad they're firing him, too.

427
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,511
This is crazy.

428
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,755
Brian, I'm so sorry.

429
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:21,991
Look.

430
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:26,073
I don't... I don't want to put
myself where I don't belong.

431
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:30,835
If you ever need me, you just call
me and I'll be there for you.

432
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,155
Thanks, Brian.

433
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,076
See you.

434
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:55,601
Wow. This whole Philly
thing has been so much fun

435
00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,635
that I may have lost sight
of what really matters.

436
00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:01,314
I mean, having fun is
not nearly as important

437
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,711
as being good to the people
who you really care about.

438
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,551
I mean,
that's just Roommates 101.

439
00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,913
Oh! Come on!
Oh!

440
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,715
Oh!
Damn!

441
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,670
"You win!"

442
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:21,439
How good did that feel? That
felt really good, actually.

443
00:21:22,335 --> 00:21:32,335
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