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Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

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Hey, I feel so lucky we're in the
same city for Valentine's Day.

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It's like magic.

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Or it's like me getting
on my hands and knees

5
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and begging my partners to
switch a Tuesday for a Thursday.

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Alakazam.

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By the way, they do need
an extra day next week.

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And poof, he disappears.

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Hey. Want to may
hooky today'?

10
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Maybe. What do you
got in mind?

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We can do
anything you want.

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I really want to
have fun today,

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because tomorrow
is going to be a nightmare.

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Andy's coming back from his
stupid, dumb boat trip.

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He's been rude,
he's been selfish,

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I think he's a big jerk,
and I'm breaking up with him.

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Bam, Andy!
How do you like me now?

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I hope as a friend.

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Erin says she's gonna break up
with Andy, but I'm not sure.

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He's coming back tomorrow,
and surprise,

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today she wants to
do whatever I'd like.

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You know, when I was a kid we
had a dog who got real sick,

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and we had to
send him to a farm.

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And on his last day,
we did everything he loved.

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Want to play catch
in the parking lot?

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Sure.
Great.

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Get my coat.
Perfect.

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Come in.

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Andy, hi, I just made
another huge sale

30
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for the company
that you manage,

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so I need you to authorize
that expense report

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and sign off
on that contract.

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I would be happy to.

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It would be my pleasure,
Mr. Schrute.

35
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I really like Andy
these days.

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He's pretend, and he does
exactly as I tell him to.

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All that will change when real
Andy comes back tomorrow.

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Unless he comes
back as pretend Dwight.

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In which case, we're in for
an epic, confusing showdown.

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Andy left a carton
of milk in the fridge,

41
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so I've been
sneaking a little bit

42
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every day for
the last three months.

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It's been yummy.

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But now Andy's coming back.

45
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So, I guess it's goodbye,
chunky lemon milk.

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Okay, I'll say it.

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I wish Andy had
stayed on his trip.

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I say we all have one
last fun, boss-less day.

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Yeah, let's get some
booze and some cocaine

50
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and just blow it out,
no consequences.

51
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Or the mini-mall.

52
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They have all these
Valentine Day deals.

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And you get 20%
off if you come in

54
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with your husband
or your boyfriend.

55
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But I mean, if you
don't have one of those,

56
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you can probably
just bring whoever

57
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it is you use to
kill your loneliness.

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Phyll, I'll pretend
to be your husband.

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I'm already sick of you,
so it'll seem realistic.

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Oh. They have a nail salon there
where I get my feet detailed.

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They use
a watch repair kit.

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I'll be your foot buddy.

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Everyone, it is our last day
here with no manager.

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I say we go to the mini-mall.

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Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend
so I can get the discount.

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That's what I do.

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Let's do it.

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Darryl, everyone
seems to be pairing off.

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Do you want to pretend to be
a couple so we get the...

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No.

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Yes. Yes.
Why wouldn't I?

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I wanna pretend to be gay.
I got no problem with that.

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All right, it'll be easy. Don't
be nervous, just follow...

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Stop talking about it.
I said I'm fine with it.

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These are gross.
They are terrible.

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Hey, don't fill up
on chocolates.

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I made us a lunch reservation
at State Street Grill.

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Oh, my God.
That's so romantic.

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It's with
Brian and Alyssa.

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Oh, my God.
That's less romantic.

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I know,
but we should go.

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We need to thank him for,
you know, saving my life.

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Yeah, yeah, no, totally.
That's good.

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So should we just get a bottle
of wine later and celebrate?

85
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That sounds nice.

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I'm very excited
to see Brian.

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Brian's a great guy, and Pam
and I have gotten really close

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to he and his wife Alyssa
over the years, and...

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He got fired for protecting my
wife from a jerk in the warehouse.

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I'm sorry, but you know him.
He's a good guy.

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Tiny foot lady is back.

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Get the baby clipper.

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You take off
your glasses.

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Okay-

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What?

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Your boyfriend.
He look like a pretty girl.

97
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My boyfriend does look like
a pretty girl, doesn't he?

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Yes, a very little
pretty girl.

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And you know what?
I think you are developing.

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We should go and get
you a training bra.

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You guys both
think this is funny?

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Well, you know what?
No more discount.

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Excuse me!
What? Shush!

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Full price.
We're not together.

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Come on.

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She's living a lie.

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Turns out I can't even be
in a pretend relationship.

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Hi. We'd like the couples discount
on a pair of foot massages.

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No, no discount
for two men.

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Two men are
not a couple.

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We are together,
romantically.

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Two men.

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Doesn't work.
No discount.

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It works.

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Him and me, all right,
we are crazy in love.

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More in love than your
small mind can comprehend.

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And we have two disposable
incomes and no kids,

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and we're taking our
business elsewhere.

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Hey.
Hey, Brian.

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Hey-

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Sorry we're late.

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No problem.
I finished all the bread.

123
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Yeah, okay.

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What?

125
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He's on a no-carb thing,
supposedly.

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It's great to see you guys.
Thanks for coming.

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Yeah.
Are you kidding?

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Thank you, man,
I mean,

129
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I've wanted the opportunity
to say thanks for

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everything, and I'm really
sorry about the job.

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That just seems crazy.

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It's fine.
What are you gonna do?

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But if you guys know of any
work, I'm fully available.

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Well, my dad
can't hear a thing.

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You could boom his
whole life for him.

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Okay, great.
Does he pay well?

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Where's Alyssa?

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You know, Alyssa's... She's
not gonna make it today.

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Oh.

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Actually,
we're not gonna make it.

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We're splitting up.

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I have yet another
sales order for you to sign.

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Why, thank you, Mr. Schrute.
I don't know how you do it.

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You're a god.

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Hi, Dwight.

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You're back.

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And you're disgusting.

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Jeez. My nails
aren't dry yet.

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I don't think I can work
for at least a couple hours.

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Well, well, well,
look who it is.

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Andy.
I guess I can cancel

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my order from zappos.com because
the loafers have arrived.

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Hey! Sweetheart!

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I missed you so much.

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Yes. Welcome back, buddy.

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I have been dreaming
of this moment.

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Me, too.
So much. I'm so happy.

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I am really,
really bad at breakups.

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Technically, I'm still dating
my first-grade boyfriend.

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I mean, we just had
our 20th anniversary.

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And I forgot to
get him something.

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What happened? We thought you
were coming back tomorrow.

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Well, Valentine's surprise for Erin.
Hello. Super romantic.

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And I got you something.

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It's a couple of pieces
of bamboo, big deal, right?

166
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No, these are
musical instruments.

167
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It's so we can play
island music together.

168
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'Cause I have this.

169
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Clop the cloppers.

170
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Yeah, clop 'em.
It's called bembe.

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Hey, burning man, if it's
not selling out too much,

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you might wanna
throw on a tie.

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David Wallace is
gonna be here in an hour.

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Obviously,
that's why I'm here.

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I mean, I came back
early to surprise Erin.

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Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart.

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But I'm just saying I'm also
excited about the Wallace meeting.

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Why? Isn't he just
coming in to rip you

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a new one for being
gone three months?

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No, please,
come on, Clark.

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Wallace knows that he's been
gone for the last three months.

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Right?

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Wallace does know that you've been
gone for the last three months?

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I have no idea. I don't know
what he knows or doesn't know.

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But we've been in
touch the whole time.

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I mean, it's not
hard to get high-speed

187
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Internet in Turks
and Caicos, people.

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It's in every bembe cafe.

189
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He only e-mailed me
four times.

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Question. Where's Jim?

191
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He and Pam are having
their Valentine's Day lunch.

192
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For two hours, really?

193
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So, you're concerned

194
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about peoples' long absence
from their place of work.

195
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If the shoe fits...

196
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We were telling two different
versions of the same story,

197
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and then everything
just went numb.

198
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Well, I mean, that's okay. It
doesn't mean that it's over, right?

199
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I mean, couples fight.

200
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Yeah, and that's the thing.

201
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When we were fighting,

202
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it weirdly felt like the
relationship was still alive.

203
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And it wasn't until we stopped
fighting that we realized it was over.

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It's over.

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I'm sorry, this is...
Oh, my God, okay.

206
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We have to stop seeing
each other like this.

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We have to find a different
way to communicate

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other than breaking down
in front of each other.

209
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Yeah.
What?

210
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At least my crying
won't get you fired.

211
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:06,171
Crying?

212
00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:11,653
I notice that you landed the
Scranton White Pages account

213
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That is tremendous.

214
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Thank you.

215
00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:16,331
And you sold it to Jan,
too, I mean... Yes.

216
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I'm impressed.
Yeah.

217
00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,491
Well, there's one problem.

218
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Couldn't help but notice
that you offered a price point

219
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that was not approved
by the head office.

220
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So, gotta run that
stuff by me, Dwight.

221
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You were on a boat.

222
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I was...

223
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On a boat in the ocean.

224
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Okay, the issue is that you
need to run this stuff by me.

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Coolio?

226
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Are we coolio?

227
00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:43,132
Just say the word "coolio."
I'm not gonna say it.

228
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Say it.
Not a word.

229
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Coolio.
No.

230
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What do you
think you're doing?

231
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Just gonna call the Scranton White
Pages and clear this right up.

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Don't you dare, Andy.

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Hello?
Hey, Jan. Nard Dog here.

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Hi, Andy.

235
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I was just looking
over the paperwork.

236
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I found a little hiccup.
Really?

237
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Yeah, it appears my
employee offered you

238
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a price that he was
not authorized to.

239
00:11:03,290 --> 00:11:04,371
Coolio.

240
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,861
Seriously? You're
calling me a few weeks

241
00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:08,661
after finalizing our contract
to gouge me now for more money?

242
00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:10,334
Is that what you're doing?
Coolio. I'm coolio.

243
00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:13,573
No, no, no, Jan, I think
you misunderstood. Yeah.

244
00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:15,061
It's actually
just an issue.

245
00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:16,780
You know what, Nard Dog?

246
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,296
There is an option
in the contract

247
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that allows me to back out
within 30 days of signing,

248
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:25,141
so I would like to
exercise that option.

249
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,412
No, Jan, please do
not listen to this boob!

250
00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:30,136
Remember Clark. He gave you everything.
Everything.

251
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:31,655
Jan, I don't know what
he's talking about, but...

252
00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:33,494
Tell Angela to send
me a final invoice.

253
00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:35,970
Please, Jan...

254
00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:40,981
That was not

255
00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:44,133
how I had hoped
that would go.

256
00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,170
Hey, everybody. Great job.

257
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:53,732
Listen, we're a smidge behind
on my paychecks.

258
00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:57,061
Yes, well, as you know,
we get paid on Fridays.

259
00:11:57,490 --> 00:12:00,141
And you haven't been
here for 12 Fridays.

260
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,493
All right.
Thank you very much.

261
00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:04,211
Looking good.

262
00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:06,731
Who's that little fellow?

263
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:10,053
It's a bonus check
for you from Wallace.

264
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:13,500
Because the branch exceeded its
targets over the past quarter.

265
00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,454
Wow, that's wonderful.

266
00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,532
Quarter's three months. That's
how long you've been gone.

267
00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,214
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

268
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:22,691
Mm-hmm.

269
00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,576
Thank you.

270
00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,214
Great, well,
we're all up to speed.

271
00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,934
Two seconds
of the turd dog,

272
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:37,217
and he loses the biggest sale
this branch has ever seen.

273
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,739
Do you have any idea what I had
to do to get that sale from Jan?

274
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,575
I mean, I went all out.

275
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:46,097
All out. I mean like everything
was out the whole week.

276
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:50,613
He just waltzes back in here like
he owns the chunky lemon milk.

277
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,256
Who needs him, right?

278
00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:54,697
God, I just don't know
what we do.

279
00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,934
I mean, short of
telling David Wallace

280
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:58,899
that he was gone
for three months.

281
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,376
I'd like to rat out Andy,

282
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,690
but unfortunately
I have a bit of

283
00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:04,250
a "boy who cried wolf"
dynamic with David Wallace.

284
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,617
Except instead of
a boy I'm a man,

285
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:09,375
and instead of a wolf,
I cried,

286
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,978
"Genetically-engineered
monster wolf."

287
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,777
I'm not gonna rat on him.
Andy gave me a second chance.

288
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:19,012
So the least I could do is let
somebody else rat on him.

289
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:20,851
Meredith, why don't you?

290
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,774
Meredith Palmer ain't never
been called no narc.

291
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:26,018
Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check.

292
00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,854
Einstein sarcastically?
You bet.

293
00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:29,739
But never no narc.

294
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:32,337
Vomit mop? Sure.
Floor meat? That's me.

295
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,616
Flesh hoover? Hi.
Hey...

296
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,454
Meredith, that's plenty.

297
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,579
All right?
That's more than plenty.

298
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:39,730
Why does no one
stop her?

299
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,939
Guys, I know that a lot of
people are mad at Andy,

300
00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,296
and believe me, lam, too.

301
00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:48,580
But he has been through a lot, and
we all used to love him, right?

302
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,175
So, if he's gonna
get in trouble,

303
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,815
just let it be
his fault, not ours.

304
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,858
I don't want that on my hands.

305
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,256
Fine.

306
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:57,817
The state he's in, Wallace
will take one look at him

307
00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:59,733
and probably fire him anyway.

308
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,974
What's going on in here,
dirty players?

309
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,536
Let's get back to
busting some paper rhymes.

310
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:09,811
Come on.

311
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,098
Who's that girl?

312
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,691
Who's that girl?

313
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:15,896
It's Andy.

314
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,571
All right. Back to work.

315
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,059
Okay, I can tell
you're mad at me.

316
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:31,179
Do you want to just,
I don't know, tell me why?

317
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,260
I don't know.

318
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,699
I thought that
was a little weird.

319
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,493
You told me Brian got fired
for the whole warehouse thing.

320
00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:49,097
And you intentionally left out a
kind of major intimate detail.

321
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,177
I don't know, Pam, I guess
I just feel like a chump

322
00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,930
who knows less about his
marriage than the sound guy.

323
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,612
I didn't tell you
about the crying because

324
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,898
I didn't want you to
know how upset I was.

325
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,253
Becauseit
would've stressed you out,

326
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,300
and you're always saying how
much you don't want more stress.

327
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,216
Yeah, well, yeah, okay.
Well, then thank you.

328
00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:11,981
Thanks to both of you.

329
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,340
It's not Brian's fault.
No, you're right.

330
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,174
And I'm not mad at Brian.

331
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,537
And to be honest, I probably don't
have any reason to be mad at all

332
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:19,981
because I wasn't there.

333
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:22,052
So let's just
forget about it.

334
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,771
Okay-

335
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,580
I need you guys to
tell me all the highlights

336
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:31,335
from the last three months
in case David asks.

337
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,334
Just a few things I could
sprinkle into conversation.

338
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,778
Any big sales
or office gossip?

339
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,814
Well, we had
the Scranton White Pages.

340
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,699
Not helpful. Let's
stay positive, people.

341
00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:42,971
Hey, guys
Okay?

342
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,332
Hey, David, how are you?

343
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:49,211
We were just having our weekly round
table where we motivate each other.

344
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:51,577
I'm not gonna lie. I get as
much out of it as they do.

345
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,220
Sounds great.
Don't let me interrupt.

346
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,292
Whatever you guys have been
doing this last quarter,

347
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,371
I couldn't be
happier with the numbers.

348
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:57,537
Thank you.

349
00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,260
Well, finish up.
I'm gonna meet with Val

350
00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:00,741
about that warehouse guy
you had to let go,

351
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:02,261
and you and I will
talk in 15 minutes?

352
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,697
Great.
Great job, everybody!

353
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,780
We had to let
a warehouse guy go?

354
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:09,741
You know Pam's mural?
Well, Frank...

355
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:13,371
Lit the whole thing on fire.
It was crazy.

356
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:14,771
- What?
- Yeah.

357
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,931
There was a fire
in the warehouse?

358
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,580
The whole thing
is in ashes.

359
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:20,614
Fire department was here. It
was in all the papers. Whoa.

360
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,454
This is what
I'm talking about.

361
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:25,056
This would be good to know.
All right, what else?

362
00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:27,611
We started selling balloons.

363
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:28,930
What?
Yeah.

364
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:32,981
And, Kathy Ireland signed on as the
official spokesbabe of Dunder Mifflin.

365
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:34,051
No kidding.

366
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,258
Yeah, in the European billboards,
she's gonna be topless.

367
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:39,459
Wow. Go, Kathy.
She's like 50.

368
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:40,691
They're tasteful.

369
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:41,971
Good, good. What else?

370
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,332
And who knew the balloon game
would be so lucrative?

371
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,936
And thank God, right? We needed
the income after the fire.

372
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:50,731
What fire?

373
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,496
The warehouse fire.
Weren't you just down there?

374
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,572
It's like burnt to ashes.

375
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,421
It looked fine to me.

376
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,612
I am speaking metaphorically,
of course.

377
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,895
You know I have lots
of irons in the "fire."

378
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,292
Well, that's one of them,
you know.

379
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,659
Making sure that
the warehouse logistics

380
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,933
is a well-oiled,
properly-stoked fire.

381
00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:19,737
Okay-

382
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,177
Think you'll agree
I explained that pretty well.

383
00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,698
Thanks, Andy.
Thank you.

384
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,215
All right. Everyone.

385
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:38,655
The fish sounds great.

386
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:39,896
Yeah, I guess.

387
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,291
Really playing
the scales, huh?

388
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:45,180
Yeah, I don't know. It just sort
of sounds like noise to me now.

389
00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:47,338
You think I need a new fish?
I don't love you anymore.

390
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,696
What?
I still like you.

391
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:51,250
But you were gone
a really long time,

392
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,537
and you didn't really
e-mail me all that much.

393
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:56,341
You re-tweeted me a lot,
to be fair.

394
00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,651
But I don't love you.

395
00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,300
Okay, I get it.

396
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,452
You're unhappy.
I've been gone a long time,

397
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:04,652
and we lost
a little bit of juju,

398
00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,494
but you and me,
we have a future.

399
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,453
There is a lot
of love here.

400
00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,220
I just said
there isn't love.

401
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,701
On your side.

402
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:15,299
But there's tons on my side.
It's gushing.

403
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,140
We're just out
of sync right now.

404
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,776
But that's just timing,
and what's timing?

405
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,739
I mean, my parents
lasted 38, 40 years.

406
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,739
They were never happy
at the same time.

407
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,371
I guess.

408
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:29,978
I mean, what do we have left? Thirty-five,
maybe 40 years, if we're lucky?

409
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,013
I mean, I have spent
a lot of time in the sun.

410
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,296
You got really sunburned.

411
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:35,731
I'm gonna be a prune in,
like, three years. Ugh.

412
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:39,701
I know you may not be feeling
love for me right now,

413
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:42,859
but if you fake it, I won't be
able to tell the difference.

414
00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:45,181
So I'll feel good.

415
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:49,978
And then eventually, maybe, you'll
actually start to love me again.

416
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,781
You really think we can
get that back? Yes.

417
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,011
Come on.

418
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,091
Totally.

419
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,973
You know what? Maybe we should
cancel that bottle of wine tonight.

420
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,531
Oh?

421
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,979
Yeah, I just feel like I got a
bunch of stuff to do in Philly,

422
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:18,257
and I'm sure you have stuff
to do, so we can just...

423
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,934
Drop me
at the bus station?

424
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,531
Are you sure?

425
00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,620
I just feel like
we're gonna fight.

426
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,381
Yeah.

427
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,301
So...

428
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,171
How about let's not?

429
00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,337
Okay-

430
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,015
Oh, um...

431
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,736
Happy Valentine's Day.

432
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,812
Sorry. I didn't
have time to wrap it.

433
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,251
Wow.

434
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,175
I didn't know
you kept this.

435
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,411
Yeah. Yeah.

436
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,458
Thank you.
No problem.

437
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,419
I don't think you
should go to Philly tonight.

438
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,781
I think that you should stay,
and I think we should fight.

439
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,337
You really want to fight
on Valentine's Day?

440
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:13,651
Yeah, I do.

441
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,376
Okay-

442
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,172
All right, put your
dukes up, Beesly.

443
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:26,971
Hi.

444
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,531
Hey. You okay?

445
00:20:30,970 --> 00:20:32,256
I couldn't do it.

446
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,691
Oh.

447
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:36,571
I'm sorry.

448
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,740
You don't
have to apologize.

449
00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:42,533
I just want you
to be happy, okay?

450
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:01,811
We're breaking up.

451
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:08,058
And just so you know, I was
worried that you were dead.

452
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:10,977
You were gone
for three months.

453
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:17,414
Andy? David. Still here.

454
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:20,740
What was that
about three months?

455
00:21:21,435 --> 00:21:31,435
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