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Hold it!

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New glasses.

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Dwight, what a ridiculous,
fancy clown you are.

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I am dressed according to the
Schrute codes of mourning.

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My Aunt Shirley has died.

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Oh! Dwight, I'm so sorry.
Were you guys close?

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I would say
that she raised me,

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but let's not kid each other.
I raised myself.

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She was, however, the closest
thing I had to a mother.

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My actual mother was
very cold and distant.

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I'd say she was the closest
thing I had to an aunt.

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My condolences.

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- Keep them!
- Okay.

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Now, what do we got
in these two pails?

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In keeping with
Schrute custom,

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I will either invite you
to Saturday's funeral

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by sprinkling red, fertile
dirt in your face,

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or I will ask you to keep a respectful
distance during my time of grief

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with a dusting of black,
slightly acidic soil.

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What color is it?

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It looks pretty black.

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Yep. Acidic all right.

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Oh, thank God.

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Excuse me?

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I'm so sorry, Dwight.

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And if you want me to be
there, of course I will go.

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It's just, I have a
personal training session.

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Okay, that's not...
I just can't...

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I get red dirt.
Nobody is getting red dirt.

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I should've kept
my mouth shut.

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We're not even that close.

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I've only known
Dwight 12 years.

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Twelve years.
Time is a son of a bitch.

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I'm sure
she's in a better place.

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I really hope so.

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Okay, now this is crazy.
You can't make a dirtball...

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I miss her so much.
Okay.

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You know?

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There's a bright
golden haze on the meadow

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A bright golden
haze on the meadow

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Zeke's here. Zeke!

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Hey, Dwight.
Mose, Mom says hi.

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Hi to Mom.

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You going?

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Will there be
ghosts there?

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Get in the sidecar.

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Get in the sidecar. Get...
You get in the sidecar.

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What are you
doing here?

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You invited me. You threw
the red dirt in my face.

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Oh, yeah.

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Who is that?

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Jeb, my brother.

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You have a brother? Mmm-hmm.

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I didn't really see
a better parking spot.

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Oh!

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LOOK what I did.

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It's a rental.

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You wanna go in? No, you do!

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You wanna go in?
You wanna go in?

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I'll put you in there.
Okay, I'll put you.

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Here we go.

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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle!

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Oh, gosh.
Hey, moon face.

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Nice to see those shiny
little Chinese eyes of yours.

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Who's this guy?

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Bad.

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Hi, all!

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Why are you here, Todd?

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Okay, let's get
right to it, I guess.

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My name is Todd Packer,
and I am in recovery.

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I'm working the steps. I'm on step
eight of Alcoholics Anonymous,

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step nine of
Narcotics Anonymous.

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I'm here
to make amends.

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I've been hard to deal
with over the past years.

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Kind of a jerk.
I know it.

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I don't need you
to accept my apology,

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but I'd love it
if you did.

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Packer, we accept.

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Actually, they have a specific
way I need to do this,

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and I have to go through
examples of stuff.

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Okay, where to begin? Hey.

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Pam Pam and her pampams.

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Well, I have said some
crude things about those.

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But they are beautiful,

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and I guess that's
why I acted out.

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Pam, I'm sorry
I objectified you

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and personified
your breasts.

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Sorry, guys-

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Oh, boy. I have
not been nice to you.

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Phylly, I'm sorry for the
things I said about your size

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to your face,
behind your back,

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and in the form
of drawings.

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Actually, that goes to all you double XLs.
Stanley, Kevin,

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this kid
in a few years.

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Todd, you're just saying insults
in the form of an apology.

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Why can't I just be nice?

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Truth is, I really like
you guys. I really do.

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Okay, the apology's
just half of it.

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The big thing
is making amends,

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and that's why
I brought these.

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I went out to
the Steamtown mall,

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and I got you all cupcakes
from that place Nipples.

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- Think it's called Nibbles.
- Ha!

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The mind sees
what it wants to, huh?

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Hmm. Oh.

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There you go.

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Hey, hey. Guys. Wait.

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Before we accept
these cupcakes,

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I think we need to
have a conversation privately

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in the conference room.

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Don't eat the cupcake.

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We are here today to join
this woman and the ground.

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Man is born of woman, and his
life is full of turmoil.

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It's crap soil. Nothing's
gonna grow here.

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It doesn't matter.
It's a cemetery.

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Yeah, well, I'm saying
it's garbage soil, that's all.

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Well, the only thing we're
planting here is dead bodies.

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That's fine, 'cause
they're not gonna grow.

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Well, I thank God
they're not,

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because we don't
wanna make zombies.

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Good. I agree. Don't worry about it.
You won't get any.

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Would the family
care to say something?

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You had black hair
and then gray hair.

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You were the aunt
to my cousins.

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Most of your life,
you were 5'4".

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At the end,
you were 5'1".

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They're a descriptive people.

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I see you
started without me.

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You were late,

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so... What am I
supposed to do?

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Hi, Fanny. How are you? Hey.

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Who is that?

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Dwight's sister.

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Dwight has a sister? Yeah.

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She's beautiful.

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Blech.

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Hello, little man. Haven't
seen you in a few years.

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What is this?
Oh, God.

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Just...
What did you...

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Henry.

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Dwight.

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I see
Esther's back in town.

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Hi, Dwight.

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Hi, Esther.

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Nice of you
to come today.

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This was on the way.

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We're going into town after.
I need yarn.

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Well, if you can snap two chicken
necks with a single motion,

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why use two motions
to slaughter those chickens?

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We're at a funeral. There's
a funeral going on here.

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Okay-
Okay-

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Anyone mention
her height?

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Yep-

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Land size?

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Shirley, at 1,600 acres, you have
the largest farm in the area,

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sharing borders
with six other farms,

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including my own farm
and your nephew Dwight's.

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Okay-

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So, let's get it going.

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Would you want
to do the honors?

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Oh, right, uh,

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you know, I don't think
we have to do this.

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We Schrutes don't need
some Harvard doctor

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to tell us who's alive
and who's dead.

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But there was
an unlucky streak

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of burying some
heavy sleepers.

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And when grave robbers
discovered some scratch marks

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on the inside
of some of the coffins,

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we decided to make
sure that our dead

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were completely dead,
out of kindness.

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That's it for me.

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I don't think we should
eat Packer's cupcakes.

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We can't give him the satisfaction.

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I agree.

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Even though that place has a
way of making those cupcakes

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so they're dense but
they're also really fluffy.

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We can't let him buy our
forgiveness with cupcakes.

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He was awful to us.
And he still is.

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How much
is a cupcake, $2.50?

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Is that the price
of our dignity?

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$3.75 a cupcake actually,
$3.67 if you buy a dozen.

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I never forget a number. Names,
in one ear and out the other.

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Places, nope.
Faces, that's rich.

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But numbers,
I have a gift.

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I guess that's why
I'm an accountant.

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Hey, man, I don't think
we've met. I'm Clark.

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Oh. I'm Todd. Sorry for calling
you a fat little runt earlier.

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You didn't
actually say that.

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No?
No.

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Wow! I'm in this mode now
where I'm apologizing

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for thoughts
that are in my head.

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00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,939
Hmm.

193
00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:05,137
Hey!

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00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:10,055
I have a crazy feeling that you
are really gonna like this.

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00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,739
Maybe we should
eat the cupcakes.

196
00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:14,535
Haven't we done
enough to Packer?

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00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:16,897
I mean, we've sent him down
to Florida on a prank,

198
00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:18,096
and you did fire him.

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00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,410
I did. I did, yes.

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00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,811
And it was purely political.
He did nothing wrong.

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00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,460
Would any of you be
saying any of this

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00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:24,861
if the cupcakes
were from Supermart?

203
00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:26,500
Do they even have
a bakery anymore?

204
00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:28,254
They do. It's awful!

205
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,378
And it's getting
worse every day.

206
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,737
So, it really is just
about the cupcakes.

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00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,300
Wow, you're right. It is
just about the cupcakes.

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00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:40,850
So, we're all agreed no one
touches those cupcakes?

209
00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:43,420
Okay-
Okay-

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00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:45,379
Packer can go to hell.

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00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:50,654
Thank you for coming
to my funeral.

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00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:53,574
As I gaze
at life's big sunset,

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00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:56,899
I can't help but wonder
where it all went wrong.

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00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:00,099
You've all
disappointed me greatly.

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00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,935
Fanny, a single mama
in the city.

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00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,011
Thank you.

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00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,537
Jeb, a street pusher.

218
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:07,975
After I left the army,

219
00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:11,657
I bought a 9-acre worm
farm from a Californian.

220
00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:17,612
Turns out "worm" means
something else out there,

221
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:22,617
and I am now in
the business of

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00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:24,499
pain management.

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00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:27,414
Or the smoking of
pain management.

224
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,654
I can't stand the fact
that Jeb is a pot farmer.

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He could've
grown anything.

226
00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:35,573
Anything in the world.

227
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:39,097
He used to talk about growing
a peanut-grape hybrid.

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One plant,
one sandwich.

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00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,974
We can't just sit by

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and watch
our family farm disappear.

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00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:50,691
So, here are my terms.
Dwight, Fanny, Jeb,

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if you come back home,
I will leave you my farm.

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So, there you have it.

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00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,534
Is she crazy?

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00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,021
Dwight?
Dwight? Buddy?

236
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:03,013
- No, no, no.
- Snap out of it.

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00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,091
Dwight!

238
00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:09,216
Let's do this. Let's run
Aunt Shirley's farm.

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00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,576
I'm in. Boom!

240
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,015
No, no, no.
I'm not moving back here.

241
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,097
Are you crazy?
Of course you are.

242
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,457
Look, I don't wanna
be mean, or insulting.

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00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:16,531
I know that
you like it here.

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00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,738
But, Dwight,
it's just that farm life

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00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:22,451
lacks a certain sort
of sophistication...

246
00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:23,611
Oh, my God.
that Cammie and I

247
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:25,380
are drawn to.

248
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,896
I don't know,
the men are just...

249
00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:31,817
It's almost like
there's a willing ignorance.

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00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,691
Yes, I... Thank you
for asking me.

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00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:38,092
I actually have written a little
bit of poetry. That's crazy.

252
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:40,611
And I was recently published.

253
00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:44,058
Which is just...
Maybe I have... Yep, I do.

254
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,657
Here it is, from the
hartfordwomens litquarterly.com.

255
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,541
"A Willing ignorance"
by Fanny Schrute.

256
00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:56,654
Totally. Yep.

257
00:12:56,890 --> 00:13:00,497
The people here are like
a fart.

258
00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,097
You know what I'm saying?
Like a fart.

259
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:05,413
You know what? Let's take a
couple of nights and stay here

260
00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,219
and think about
Aunt Shirley's offer.

261
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,775
Couple of nights
couldn't hurt.

262
00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:10,500
Somehow I think a couple
of nights could hurt.

263
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,776
You will say yes
on one.

264
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:15,377
Five, four, three, two...
Get ready to say yes. One!

265
00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,214
Yes!
Absolutely!

266
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:22,094
Growing up with Dwight
and Mose was not easy.

267
00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:27,013
Dwight was obviously the cool
one, and Mose was the visionary,

268
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,650
which left me to
be the comedian.

269
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:31,851
That doesn't work
on me...

270
00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:33,455
Okay... by the way. It's not...

271
00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:39,895
Very clever. Okay.
Oui!

272
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,892
Oui.
Oh, my goodness.

273
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:48,611
When we
arrive, sons and daughters

274
00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:52,377
We'll make
our homes on the water

275
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:53,851
We'll build our...

276
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:57,412
People underestimate
the power of nostalgia.

277
00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:58,616
If baseball can use it

278
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,818
to get people to care about
that worthless sport,

279
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:04,531
then I can use it to get my
siblings to care about the farm.

280
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,659
Nostalgia is truly one of
the great human weaknesses.

281
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,698
Second only to the neck.

282
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:13,777
When we
arrive, sons and daughters

283
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:17,297
We'll make our
homes on the water

284
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:20,738
We'll build
our walls aluminum

285
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:25,577
We'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon now

286
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,500
So, I forgot about
this old custom.

287
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,857
If a man is interested
in courting a woman,

288
00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:41,816
he may throw
the beaks of a crow at her.

289
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:44,575
And then if she's interested
in accepting the courtship,

290
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,857
she has to destroy the beaks.

291
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,178
When we
arrive, sons and daughters

292
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,413
We'll make our
homes on the water

293
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:05,217
We'll build
our walls aluminum

294
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:08,453
We'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon...

295
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:09,931
Hey, uhm...

296
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,893
I just wanna say
I'm sorry for screwing you.

297
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,291
I'm not sorry
about it.

298
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,371
I am.

299
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,735
It was my rock bottom.

300
00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,698
Kevin, you can do this.

301
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:25,896
You don't know that.

302
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,780
Kevin, let's think of
something to distract us.

303
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,454
Like the movie Skyfall.

304
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,294
You loved the movie
Skyfall, right?

305
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,656
Mmm-hmm.

306
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:35,414
James Bond was a spy.

307
00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:37,219
Yes, he was a good spy.

308
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,611
Yeah. He was the best.

309
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,256
James Bond would
love this cupcake.

310
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:45,812
Hey, you know what, it was
great to see you all again.

311
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,491
Take care.

312
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,615
I am going through
a 12-step program.

313
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,898
I'm currently
on step zero,

314
00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,452
which is have
a load of fun.

315
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,016
I spent six hours

316
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,259
carefully removing
the frosting

317
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:09,450
and then layering in a variety
of drugs, some legal, some not,

318
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:12,613
some laxative,
some constipating.

319
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:17,657
You don't fire The Packman and
expect to get away with it.

320
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,176
Guys, I'm proud of us.

321
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:24,101
I think we did
the right thing. Hey!

322
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,415
What, Pam?
Wait!

323
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,572
He's gone. It's just
a cupcake now.

324
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,176
No, no! It's the
principle of the thing.

325
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:35,972
Oh, my God. I forgive
him so much.

326
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:40,054
- Whoa, is he choking?
- Kevin?

327
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,778
That was fantastic.

328
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,252
Is it dangerous to take the
eggs in front of them?

329
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,378
Yes, very. You really
need to stand back.

330
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,656
'Cause these are
killer chickens.

331
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,861
I was just asking you
something I didn't know.

332
00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,018
Which is fine,
and you learned something.

333
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,501
But it was kind of
a stupid question,

334
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:16,140
so you're gonna get
made fun of a little bit.

335
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:24,774
Are we gonna
eat these today?

336
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:26,691
If you want.

337
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:32,455
Is that a guillotine?

338
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,534
This? No.

339
00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:36,897
That'd be cool though.
It's for milking.

340
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:40,771
That's a cow?

341
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,453
Did you just ask me
if this was a cow?

342
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,014
What are you
doing now?

343
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,693
Come here. Come on.

344
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,098
Grab a teat with each hand.
Sit down.

345
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:02,491
There you go. Squeeze
from top to bottom.

346
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:04,971
Really pull, use some muscle.
Draw the milk out.

347
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,376
All right,
going all right?

348
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:08,901
I don't know.

349
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:12,220
Well, is the udder hot?
ls the milk clumpy?

350
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:14,457
I don't know
any of that.

351
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:17,374
Okay, you suck at this.
Gimme those teats.

352
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,060
Didn't your father
teach you anything?

353
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,054
I never met him.

354
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,732
Good morning, Erin.
Hey.

355
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:37,893
Hey, everybody. I decided
to eat my cupcake.

356
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,651
I thought about it
last night.

357
00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:41,380
I talked to Jim,
I talked to my sister,

358
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:45,694
and I think that as long as Todd
Packer doesn't know, it's okay.

359
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:48,899
I don't care what you do, Pam,
just please stop making noise.

360
00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:50,091
Phyllis!

361
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,615
Packer laced the cupcakes.

362
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:52,737
No!

363
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,500
Did you get diarrhea
or were you stoned?

364
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,901
Some of us got both.

365
00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,211
Oh, my God!
ls everyone okay?

366
00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:00,452
Last night, I got out
all of my old dolls

367
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,692
and played with them
on the living room floor.

368
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:06,572
Then I ordered 10 American
Girl outfits online.

369
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,971
It was thousands
of dollars.

370
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:11,616
Well, count
yourself lucky, Phyllis.

371
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,340
I got the toilet.

372
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:14,821
Me too.

373
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,541
I went Christmas caroling,
in March,

374
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,897
and I fertilized some
bushes along the way.

375
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:23,497
So, not my best night.
But not my worst night.

376
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,058
Oh!
What did you do, Andy?

377
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,370
Last night! Oh, God.

378
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,414
I don't know. Nothing, really.

379
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:37,858
Kevin?
Why would you ask me?

380
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,058
I'm not...
I just... I don't know.

381
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,251
No.

382
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:48,215
Gosh, actually,
it is hard to recall.

383
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,772
Pretty normal night.

384
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:54,252
My night was just like that.

385
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:56,061
Yup-
Okay-

386
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,579
Meaning normal.

387
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,213
Yeah, I didn't see
you last night at all.

388
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:05,339
Nope,
I did not see you either.

389
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:11,778
Wow! He is officially
the worst human being.

390
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,336
Uh...

391
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,940
But, Kevin, that's...

392
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:19,179
Yeah, no, I understand, Pam.
I understand.

393
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,690
No. Oh.

394
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:25,377
So, that's it. I just wanted
to make amends.

395
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,215
That's big of you, man.
Takes a lot of courage.

396
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:34,537
Ooh.

397
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,611
Red velvet.

398
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,492
I should apologize too.
It's okay.

399
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,738
I'm over it.

400
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,451
This is no
9-acre worm farm.

401
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,100
This is a beast.

402
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:07,140
Whoever's managing this thing
is gonna have a hell of a job.

403
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,820
Not it.
Not it.

404
00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:12,411
It.

405
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,454
If your kid doesn't put in some farm
time, he's gonna stay like that.

406
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,299
All right, fine.

407
00:21:23,435 --> 00:21:33,435
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