1 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:04,956 Uh-oh. 2 00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:06,276 She's doing it again. 3 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,552 Phyllis has gotten into audio books. 4 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,111 And lately she's been listening to Fifty Shades Of Grey, 5 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:16,600 which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about, um... 6 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,634 It's porn. Yeah. 7 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:25,475 Seriously? This is unacceptable. 8 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:27,275 It's officially a hostile work environment. 9 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:28,397 Why'? 10 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,075 Somebodyjust needs to get her attention, 11 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:31,834 tell her it's not okay to do this in public. 12 00:00:32,030 --> 00:00:33,680 Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog 13 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,201 off a pillow once, and I got bit. 14 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:37,472 Just ignore her. Sooner or later, she'll finish. 15 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:39,594 Oh, Meredith! Good lord. 16 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:40,711 What? 17 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,030 Phyllis is masturbating. 18 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,312 In the office right now as we speak. 19 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,274 Can we skip the color commentary 20 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,000 and just have Andy go out there and fire her? 21 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:49,871 He can't do that. 22 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:53,478 Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. 23 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:56,794 Doesn't become a violation till she physically acts on it. 24 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,351 - How do you propose that... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 25 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:01,432 Why is Phyllis so aroused? 26 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:03,234 She's listening to Fifty Shades Of Grey. 27 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:06,711 Well, there you go. That's muy caliente. 28 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:09,191 Okay, you are useless. I'll take care of this. 29 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:15,191 What the hell? 30 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:17,079 It's okay, guys. She's no longer horny. 31 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,921 Excuse me, dirty birdie. 32 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:20,037 What? 33 00:01:20,990 --> 00:01:22,640 You can have this back at the end of the day. 34 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:24,711 Okay- 35 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:32,104 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 36 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,601 Clark, I need your advice. 37 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:41,274 I'm having some lady troubles. 38 00:01:41,390 --> 00:01:43,711 What's her name? Esther Brueger. 39 00:01:43,950 --> 00:01:44,951 Sweet. 40 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,312 Lives on the neighboring farm. 85 acres. 41 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:48,716 Yeah. Keep talking. 42 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:52,477 Well, we've been out three times. There has been physicality. 43 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:53,836 The thing is, we were hanging out 44 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:54,957 with her father the other night, 45 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:56,600 looking at a farm catalogue, next thing I know 46 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,639 he wants to lease a tractor with me. 47 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,237 Oh! 48 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,071 What do you think? 49 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,721 The same thing that you think. 50 00:02:06,110 --> 00:02:09,080 Long-term tractor leases can put pressure on a relationship. 51 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,551 God, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now. 52 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:12,917 Something in the air. 53 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:14,037 Here you go. 54 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:16,074 And good for you, Dwight. 55 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,675 I'm so glad you found someone. 56 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:20,118 I bet she's got kind eyes. 57 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:23,718 Dwight is dating a Brussels sprout farmer named Esther. 58 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:26,521 She's coming here this afternoon with her father. 59 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:29,161 Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart. 60 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:37,956 Cece has been calling me Pamela. Like, four times this week. 61 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:39,151 Oh, man! 62 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:41,995 I wonder if she'll start calling you Jim. 63 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:43,516 Oh, boy! Please don't. 64 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,631 I know. 65 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:46,759 Let's not let that happen. 66 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:50,116 Um... 67 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:53,317 What was I gonna... What was I gonna say? 68 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,716 You know, your assistant told me 69 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:57,031 that you have a big pitch meeting today. 70 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,631 With Ryan Howard. How did that happen? 71 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:02,874 Not that Ryan Howard. The Phillies' first baseman. 72 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:04,799 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 73 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:05,951 Exactly. 74 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,151 Oh. 75 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:09,437 Um... 76 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:10,796 Okay. Well... 77 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,841 Yeah. So, I'll talk to you later? 78 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:15,680 Yeah, sounds good. Okay. Yup. Okay, great. 79 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,111 Bye. Bye. 80 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:27,000 What's going on? Did Gangnam Style put out a new song? 81 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:29,319 There's a promo for the documentary on the web. 82 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:32,195 Play it again. 83 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:37,431 The boss. 84 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:39,711 There's Michael. 85 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:41,871 The workers. 86 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:47,391 The lives. 87 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,311 The loves. 88 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:55,991 The people. 89 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:02,751 The paper. 90 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,876 The Office: An American Workplace. 91 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,792 Coming soon on WVIA: 92 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:22,993 You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes, and everything changes. 93 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:25,559 This is a documentary? 94 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:26,951 Oh! 95 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:31,150 I always thought we were, like, specimens in a human zoo. 96 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:41,831 Did you see this? 97 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:47,558 Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer. 98 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:56,316 Oh, my God. Is that you and Jim? Uh-huh. 99 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,876 Jeez! 100 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:00,393 You fell in love with that hair? Really? 101 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,877 Yikes! 102 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,274 That is awful. 103 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:09,550 It wasn't so bad. 104 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,434 Guys, are you reading the online comments? 105 00:05:11,870 --> 00:05:13,554 Somebody commented on my banjo playing. 106 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:17,951 "Banjo at 0:19 is a'ight." Internet, calm down! 107 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:21,273 I must have really connected with this guy. 108 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:23,797 I mean, that's a guy's name, right? Chobblegobbler? 109 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:33,281 Hey, man, how you doing? Jim Halpert. 110 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:34,715 Nice to meet you. Eat fresh. 111 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:35,917 Hey, man. Darryl. 112 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,037 Hey, man. Ryan. Nice to meet you. 113 00:05:37,110 --> 00:05:39,112 Eat fresh. Eat fresh. 114 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:42,357 Let's go to the conference room. 115 00:05:45,950 --> 00:05:48,999 Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. 116 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:52,792 Let me see. I know she likes apples and carrots. 117 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,710 I bet she does. 118 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:58,476 I bet she'll eat 'em right out of your hand with those big, strong teeth. 119 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:00,636 Did I tell you about her teeth? 120 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,875 Hey, Dwight, you have some guests. 121 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,197 I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper. 122 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:08,391 Yes. 123 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,357 Ah! 124 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,875 The Brueger family. Welcome. 125 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:14,471 Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls. 126 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:18,312 Yes. Esther. You look radiant as always. 127 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,511 Thank you. 128 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:24,397 I guess men find Esther attractive. 129 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:26,633 I mean, if there are chubby chasers, 130 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:29,680 then there are men that like that thing. 131 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:33,918 Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. 132 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:36,514 Some of us have changed so much. 133 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:38,799 We've all changed. 134 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:44,599 With our firm, you'll be building equity 135 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,559 for long after they retire your number. 136 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:49,197 And we all know baseball does not last forever. 137 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:51,273 I look at these actors on TV, and I think, 138 00:06:51,350 --> 00:06:53,193 "Come on. I can do that." 139 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,351 Right? 140 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:57,877 Watch this. Eat fresh. 141 00:06:58,550 --> 00:06:59,836 Now, what does that make you think of? 142 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:01,921 Subway sandwiches. Yeah. 143 00:07:01,990 --> 00:07:04,470 How? I didn't say, "Subway sandwiches." 144 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:05,995 It's called playing the subtext. 145 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:07,151 Wow. 146 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:08,470 I actually wrote a screenplay. 147 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:10,359 It's called The Big Piece. 148 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,752 Based on his nickname. I like it already. 149 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,360 Let me guess, it's autobiographical. 150 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:17,161 Half biopic, half superhero movie. 151 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:19,318 The mild-mannered professional baseball player 152 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:20,801 Ryan Howard hits a home run... 153 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:22,110 Okay. into outer space. 154 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,233 Ball comes back with space dust on it, 155 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:27,713 which transforms him into the Big Piece. 156 00:07:27,830 --> 00:07:29,719 Big Piece. The space dust doesit 157 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:30,911 Space dust. Okay. 158 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:33,311 I actually brought some copies of my script, 159 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,755 if you guys want to read it together. 160 00:07:35,070 --> 00:07:38,074 Sure, yeah. Hollywood. 161 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:41,793 All right. Yeah, we're gonna read it. 162 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:42,911 Okay, great. 163 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:46,119 Andy, are there documentary groupies? 164 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,675 Of course there are. 165 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:48,751 Of course. 166 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:51,920 A little ironic that I'm gonna be kind of a TV star, 167 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:54,357 because my last Chad Flenderman novel 168 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:56,991 was based on a murdered TV star. 169 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,113 The Small Scream. I don't care. 170 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,472 Hey, guys, I just found another promo. 171 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:05,272 - It's in Danish. - Danish? 172 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:06,955 I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark. 173 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:08,031 Oh, my God. 174 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,350 What was that word they said 175 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:23,273 when they showed me? Skrald mand? 176 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:25,116 What's that mean in Danish? 177 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:27,041 "Cool guy“? 178 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:28,157 "Dumpster man." 179 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:31,120 Cool. Superhero. 180 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:34,315 What about me'? Cloken tre pige. 181 00:08:34,550 --> 00:08:36,552 Tre pige. "3:00 p.m. Girl." 182 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:41,235 What? Why would they... Wait a second. Wait a second. 183 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,391 What was that? 184 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,194 I didn't know they were filming then. 185 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:49,281 It looks like the cameraman was hiding behind the shelves. 186 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:51,359 Wait, so they were filming all the time, 187 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,795 even when we didn't know it? 188 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,321 Oh, my God. 189 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:02,479 There is much more secret filming than I expected. 190 00:09:02,590 --> 00:09:04,718 But I am fine with it, I mean it. Lam. 191 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:06,952 Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage. 192 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,680 I am a very private person. 193 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,639 I show 'em when I want to show 'em. 194 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:11,831 Who wants a taste? 195 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:13,595 Boob sauce! Meredith! 196 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:16,996 Oh, my God. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping? 197 00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:19,272 Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping 198 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,351 'cause that makes great TV. 199 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,274 Hey. Oscar. 200 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:25,354 I'm sorry, sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out. 201 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:27,274 I have been very honest with you guys, 202 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:28,920 in a way that could seriously impact 203 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,755 the political career of a very good friend of mine. 204 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:34,350 You're not gonna use any of that, are you? 205 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,399 People, relax. 206 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:38,794 We are killing it online. 207 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,110 Have you guys checked the comments? 208 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:43,075 Smokethatskinwagon says, "You guys are killing it." 209 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:46,320 I mean, we're Internet sensations, guys. 210 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,599 I think we need to figure out what's going on. 211 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:51,478 I might just take a little walk. 212 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:55,999 Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea. 213 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:57,071 Okay- 214 00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:05,355 Okay, everyone, turn off your mikes. 215 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,831 We need to know more. Did those shots have sound? 216 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,639 What exactly did they get on tape? 217 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,957 Isneezed into my hands without using Purell 218 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:20,156 and then dipped into the candyjar. 219 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,231 Did they film that? 220 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,830 My first week here, I sneezed directly into the candyjar 221 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:26,675 because I thought I'd get more screen time as a villain. 222 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:28,998 Okay, Pam, why don't you visit your buddy, 223 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:30,959 the crew guy that got fired, find out what they got? 224 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:33,157 - Brian? - Yeah 225 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:34,637 Yeah, I guess I could. 226 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:37,913 Hurry, Pam. I need to know how much hellfire is gonna rain down on me. 227 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,840 I thought Teri knew about Cynthia. 228 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:42,197 She does, but neither of them know about Lydia. 229 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,756 Oh. 230 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,557 Whoa! 231 00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:50,399 Okay, so what's this lever do? 232 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:53,280 That manipulates the secondary shaft. 233 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,678 The secondary shaft. Mmm-hmm. 234 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,998 The lift capacity's up to 2,000 pounds. That's a lot of beets. 235 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:02,556 Let's talk terms. 236 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:05,999 If you agree to a 40:60 split on this tractor, 237 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:07,836 I'll store it in one of my barns. 238 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,756 Mr. Brueger, are you trying to take advantage of me 239 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:12,116 because I'm interested in your daughter? 240 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,551 50:50 split, or no deal. 241 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:16,840 Esther, get in the truck. 242 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,351 No, wait, okay, wait. 243 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:22,231 You win. 244 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,837 Let's get the paperwork started. 245 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,315 We should buy an auger together. 246 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:33,591 Oh. 247 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:35,954 Yeah. Yeah, we should do that. 248 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,232 You would be a great one to buy an auger with. 249 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:45,713 Hello, honey, I just spoke to the TV repairman, 250 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,237 and he says we need to keep our TVs turned off 251 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:49,436 for a couple of months. 252 00:11:49,670 --> 00:11:51,001 Something about the wiring. 253 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:55,720 Oh! Seven new comments. "The guy at 0:19 is hawt." 254 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,472 "Hi, bongripper, it's me, Andy, the guy from 0:19. 255 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:02,076 "I'm glad that you enjoyed my work in that promo. 256 00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:04,278 "I really enjoyed your comment. 257 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,712 "Going to read some more comments now. Have a great day!" 258 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,718 "He's not hawt. He's gay." 259 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:23,073 "Dear JasonJasonJason, it's me, Andy. Nice name. Not! 260 00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,512 "Guess what? I'm not gay. So, you're an idiot. 261 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:29,875 "And I am hawt, according to people on this site who have a brain. 262 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:31,834 "Never comment on this page ever again." 263 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:36,319 "He is hawt." See? Thank you. That's more like it. 264 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,115 "He is butt." 265 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,876 Damn it! 266 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,830 I'm about to lose my freaking mind! 267 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,232 Screw you, TexasPoonTappa. 268 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:52,871 Oh. 269 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,154 Security deposit. That's been... 270 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,074 Standard. Right. Standard. 271 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,558 Hey, can I talk to you for one second? Not now. 272 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:00,910 Just one second. No. No. 273 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:04,076 I'm closing a deal on a tractor with the father 274 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,754 of a woman I plan to inseminate. 275 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,111 Don't do it. What? 276 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:08,677 Don't you cap that pen. 277 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,195 Do not cap that pen! Do not! 278 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:11,351 You capped it! 279 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,997 Wow. You are serious. Okay, you've got two minutes. 280 00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:15,071 Then the cap comes off. 281 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:16,516 Dude, we're being conned. 282 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,151 Go on. 283 00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:22,194 These chicks are way too hot to be into us. 284 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,639 Esther's just pretending to like you, 285 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,639 so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor. 286 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,191 No. 287 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,675 Yeah, the sister's trying to seduce me 288 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:31,990 into buying an auger with her. 289 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,756 What? Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now? 290 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,634 I don't even know what an auger is. 291 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,354 No woman would ever want a man 292 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,955 who doesn't know what an auger is. 293 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:44,794 Hey. You ready to sign? 294 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,481 I just need a moment to consider your offer. 295 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,435 Excuse me. 296 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,435 Oh, hey. Hey. 297 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,070 Hi. Hi. 298 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,041 I'm sorry. Do you have a minute? Is this a bad time? 299 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,714 No, no. Please, yeah. Come on in. 300 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,956 Good to see you. Sorry. My place is usually not this... 301 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,641 Oh, my gosh, please, don't. 302 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,033 Actually, it's always like this. 303 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,278 You want to go outside? It's a little less cluttered out there. 304 00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,994 Sure. Yeah. Yeah? 305 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,314 Let me grab a couple drinks. Okay. 306 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,393 Wow. You have a nice view. 307 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:35,471 All right. 308 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:38,073 That's for you. Thank you. 309 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,191 Cheers. Cheers. 310 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:44,716 All right. How much have you revealed on camera 311 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,201 about your relationship with the Senator? 312 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,514 They caught us kissing on Halloween. 313 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,638 He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! 314 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,151 God. Ow! Angela! 315 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:55,552 Well, he kissed like Jack Kennedy. Oh. 316 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,359 Stop it. Stop kissing him. 317 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,316 Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career. 318 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,640 I don't like giving him bad news. 319 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:03,911 Call him! You call him! 320 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,595 Call him! Call him! Stop hitting me! No! 321 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,479 So... So... 322 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,434 What brings you by? 323 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,190 Well, the promo for the documentary aired today. 324 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,681 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 325 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,281 It's kind of crazy. It is. 326 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,761 See all this, like, old stuff. 327 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:18,877 I know. 328 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,595 There's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof. 329 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,241 Yeah, that was a good moment. 330 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:26,477 Yeah, wasn't that neat? 331 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,790 Yeah, that was cool. 332 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:28,871 Yeah. 333 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:31,112 And there's this one when we were listening 334 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,039 to music, and it's like, 335 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,591 it's like we were in love, 336 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:37,355 we didn't even know we were in love. 337 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:43,081 But do you think Jim's changed? 338 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,671 Um... 339 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,798 I'm sorry. Did that... But that was out of the blue. 340 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,321 I just mean, because you know us, 341 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,996 and you've observed us for 10 years, 342 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:53,232 and I feel like he's... 343 00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:58,314 I just feel like he's so into his work right now, and... 344 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,241 I don't know. Am I crazy? 345 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:05,478 No, you're not crazy. 346 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:11,035 Well, I wish that made me feel better. 347 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,999 Listen, so, everybody saw the promos, 348 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,435 and they're kind of freaking out. 349 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:21,194 'Cause it seems like you got a lot of private stuff on camera. 350 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:22,271 Yeah. 351 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:25,360 Stuff people didn't intend for everyone to see, 352 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,432 and they kind of want to know how much. 353 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,191 They want to know how much what? 354 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,080 How much stuff you got. 355 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,271 Pretty much everything. 356 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,117 Well, yeah, but what if we turn off our mike packs? 357 00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:38,241 They've got parabolic mikes. They can pick you up 100 yards away. 358 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,599 So, no, if you were around there, they got you. 359 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,919 So, we basically had no privacy for 10 years. 360 00:16:44,990 --> 00:16:46,480 That's not really true. I mean... 361 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,471 Um... 362 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,756 Yeah, I gotta go. 363 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,759 No, hang on a second. Pam, I'm sorry. 364 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,071 I can explain this so much better. 365 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:58,312 No, I think you explained it. 366 00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:01,440 Look, if you give me a chance, I can... Pam... 367 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,233 "Together we will win this baseball game 368 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,916 "against the Evil Space Yankees. Eat fresh." 369 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,119 That'll pay for the exploding helicopter. 370 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:12,311 Smart. Mmm-hmm. 371 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:16,074 "Suddenly, the evil thugs break into the stadium. 372 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,835 "The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs." 373 00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,720 "Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks." 374 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,480 Come on, man. Sell it. 375 00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:24,515 Yeah, Jim. 376 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:28,113 "Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks!" 377 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,316 Yeah, that's better. 378 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,436 "A bunch of hot women go, 'Oh, yeah!"' 379 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,880 "Megan, I was too shy to tell you this 380 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,476 "when I was just a normal professional baseball player, 381 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,200 "but I love you." 382 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:42,918 "They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story." 383 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,111 Wow. 384 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,033 I tell you what. It's really strong. 385 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,232 Can't wait to read the rest of it later, see how it ends. 386 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:49,431 It's so strong. 387 00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:50,511 Keep reading then. 388 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,879 "Gotta go. Darth Vader's launching a huge attack." 389 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,397 Um, another thing. I'm gonna need you 390 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,837 to get me the rights to Darth Vader. 391 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,519 I don't know how we'd go about doing that, but... 392 00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,673 We can look into it. We'll look into it. 393 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,191 We need Darth. 394 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:08,271 We gotta get him. Go after Darth then. 395 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:09,517 We're gonna go get him. 396 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,591 That's what we're gonna do. 397 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,160 We're gonna go get him. 398 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,551 Maybe you're right. Esther's a 10, 399 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,234 and the best I've ever done is Angela, 400 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,193 who's a nine, and she rejected me. 401 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,916 A Scranton nine, but, yeah, point taken. 402 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:26,037 Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple of fours, huh? 403 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,354 I mean, there are no games with fours. 404 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:30,159 Who needs a new tractor anyway? 405 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,553 Maybe we're the kind of guys who end up with a tractor 406 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,997 that's already been rode hard and put away muddy. 407 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,073 Screw new tractors. Guys like us, 408 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,551 we got to plant our seed a different way. 409 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:40,871 By hand. 410 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,471 Dwight. We need to talk. 411 00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,197 I don't know that there's anything 412 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,635 left for us to talk about, Esther. 413 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:49,755 Look, we're gonna have the tractor 414 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,161 for the same amount of work days, 415 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,670 but my dad is planning on leasing it 416 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,354 to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends. 417 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:55,671 No. 418 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,115 So, you're gonna be paying more, 419 00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:58,555 but he's putting on 10 times the miles, 420 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,995 and he's pocketing a profit behind your back. 421 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,271 That snake! 422 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,478 You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles, 423 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,638 or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine. 424 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,441 That shady grove out by Willard's Pond. 425 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:12,354 So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? 426 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:16,353 I mean, our courtship can proceed? Of course. 427 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:21,318 You didn't think I was just tractor bait, did you? 428 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,271 No. 429 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,311 Yeah. 430 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:27,757 Hey, Dwight. What's an auger used for? 431 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,550 Post hole digging. 432 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:37,234 You've reached Senator Robert Lipton. Please leave a message. 433 00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:39,591 Hi honey. 434 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:40,671 Go. No, go ahead. No, you go. 435 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,718 Hi, honey. Hey, Robert. 436 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,634 It's Angela and Oscar. Hey. 437 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,121 Just a few quick things. 438 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:49,110 The documentary's going to be airing soon, 439 00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,158 and you look great in the promos. 440 00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:54,998 You look so handsome. Very presidential. 441 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:57,192 Very much so. Absolutely. Yeah. 442 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,711 Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay. 443 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,436 Yes, and I cheated on you with Dwight. 444 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:06,077 It looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it. 445 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,074 I think that's it. I think we're good. 446 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:10,118 Done. Okay. Bye. Love you. 447 00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:17,596 Hey, TexasPoonTappa and JasonJasonJason 448 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,912 and all the rest of you haters out there, check this out. 449 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:42,791 Good night, Andy. 450 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,071 Yeah. See ya. 451 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,391 Oh! 452 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,241 What? 453 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,835 I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that. 454 00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:16,335 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.