1 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:06,740 Oh. Hey, champions. 2 00:00:06,810 --> 00:00:08,016 Good morning. 3 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,616 Quarter finals in an hour, hope you got some sleep, 4 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,931 because I'm going to be haunting your nightmares tonight. 5 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:15,258 I did. I got some really good sleep. 6 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:16,331 Did you? 7 00:00:17,090 --> 00:00:18,137 Zzz... 8 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:24,013 Yesterday was the first round of a branch-wide paper airplane contest. 9 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:26,258 It was being sponsored by WeyerHammer Paper 10 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,901 in an effort to get us to sell more of their new product, 11 00:00:28,970 --> 00:00:32,975 Airstream Deluxe A4, the Cadillac of paper. 12 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:37,332 It's not so easy on the environment, if you know what I mean. 13 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:39,856 It's practically made of plastic. 14 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:42,172 We started with 16 brave aviators. 15 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:45,216 Some used skill. 16 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:47,852 Others relied on showmanship. 17 00:00:48,930 --> 00:00:50,136 Others seemed not to comprehend 18 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:51,700 - what a paper airplane is. - Oh! 19 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,613 And of course there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster. 20 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,692 I think I left my glasses down here somewhere. 21 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,460 Crossing through. Beep, beep. 22 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:00,891 Ow! Ow! 23 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,337 I didn't see you! You should have yelling "crossing!" 24 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:05,741 I'm sorry. 25 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:10,297 Okay, so is that my spot? 26 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,816 We are now down to an elite eight. 27 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:16,054 Well, seven, and Toby. 28 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:24,124 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 29 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:28,821 "Be careful of that beaker. It contains dangerous acid!" 30 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:32,054 it does not say "dangerous" and there's no exclamation point. 31 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:35,293 Well, I'm just... I'm trying to bring some life to it. 32 00:01:35,570 --> 00:01:39,336 Last week I got an agent, and uh, this week I got a movie. 33 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:42,018 Chemical Handling Protocols. 34 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:44,098 It's going to be seen by tons of workers 35 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,218 in the industrial chemical community, 36 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:47,815 one of whom could have a cousin 37 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:51,258 whose brother is Brad Pitt, and then boom! 38 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:54,374 Next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs 2. 39 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,578 Andy? Go away! We're running lines. 40 00:01:58,010 --> 00:01:59,580 You wanted to see the gooey eye. 41 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,972 Oh, yeah. All right, get over here. 42 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:07,891 I'm so freaked out by things going into eyes. Ltjust... Wow. 43 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:14,253 Oh, ugh! 44 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:17,294 I can't even... I'm so freaked out by that. Just go. 45 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:19,333 Go, go, go. All right. It's getting gooier. 46 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,253 So, we'll just do it later. Okay. 47 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,260 All right, where were we? 48 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:25,931 We stopped at "full of acid." 49 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:30,171 "And remember, do not attempt to extinguish a chemical fire with water. 50 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,777 "It will only exacerbate the flame. The dangerous flame." 51 00:02:35,050 --> 00:02:37,052 That was great, man. All right, I'm out of here. 52 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:39,337 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. Don't go anywhere. 53 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,777 I just need to find more colors. 54 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:43,537 Let's do it six more times. 55 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:50,616 Hey, I just wanted to say that you woke up early with the kids 56 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,816 and let me sleep. 57 00:02:53,290 --> 00:02:54,655 And I really appreciate that. 58 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:56,141 Thank you. 59 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,817 I appreciate that you appreciate that. 60 00:02:59,010 --> 00:03:01,251 So, we had couples therapy. 61 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:03,458 No shame in that. Get it all out in the open. 62 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:04,941 And we have homework. Yes. 63 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,580 We are supposed to look for every chance 64 00:03:06,650 --> 00:03:10,097 to acknowledge and appreciate each other's sacrifices. 65 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:13,652 Because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing to run the house 66 00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:14,811 While I'm in Philly. 67 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:17,450 And we are also supposed to speak our truths. Mmm-hmm. 68 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,931 Becauseiflhad spoken my truth earlier 69 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:22,012 about not wanting to move to Philly, 70 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,455 then maybe we wouldn't have had 71 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:25,373 this opportunity for couples therapy. 72 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,690 Oh, we're supposed to call everything 73 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,977 we don't want to do "opportunities." 74 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,850 Heads up, everyone! 75 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:35,254 If you really need something from me today, let's get it done tomorrow. 76 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,015 Carla Fern got me a gig. 77 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,581 Hey. Yeah. 78 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:39,776 Who's Carla Fern? 79 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:42,581 Who is Carla Fern? Well... 80 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:43,971 Wow. 81 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:46,860 Uh, she's my agent and my drill sergeant. 82 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:48,534 And one of my best friends. 83 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,978 Oh, and, Oscar, I already figured out 84 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,615 if I have to get emotional in the film, 85 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,533 I'm just gonna think about you getting dumped by the Senator. 86 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:57,291 Why don't you use your own life? Erin just dumped you. 87 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,621 It's a little raw. Not cool, Oscar. 88 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:01,976 But you just... Not cool. 89 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:04,212 Okay. Day two. 90 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,737 Drama in the warehouse skies. 91 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:09,780 This is Robert from WeyerHammer Paper 92 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:12,656 who will be joining us to judge the final rounds. 93 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,220 Who's pumped for the quarterfinals, huh? 94 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:15,530 I'm pumped. 95 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,499 - Clark's a dead man. - All right. 96 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:20,016 Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this. 97 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,819 - Oh, my God. - Wow. 98 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,378 Nellie, you didn't tell us we could win money. 99 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:28,772 Oh, yes, I did. I told you all. 100 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:33,139 It was, um... 'Cause that's an awful lot of money for me to forget. 101 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:36,578 Not one of us remembers you saying anything about $2,000. 102 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:39,091 I forgot. I completely forgot. 103 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,694 But at least now that large piece of cardboard 104 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:43,414 that man was carrying around makes sense. 105 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,778 Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously. 106 00:04:46,850 --> 00:04:48,215 Oh, please. 107 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,618 Me? Oh, I'm fine. 108 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:55,531 I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated from the Senator. 109 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:57,897 But my new studio apartment... 110 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:01,019 is just fine for me and Phillip 111 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:07,653 and Tinkie and Crinklepuss and Bandit Two and Pawlick Baggins 112 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:10,461 and Lady Aragorn and their 10 kittens. 113 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:15,218 Oh, my God. Come here. Come here, let's go. 114 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:18,260 I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it. 115 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:23,217 And if I went back now, when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm, 116 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:25,659 I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps 117 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:28,774 you read about that try to bag a farmer. 118 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,295 I offered myself to Angela, and she turned me down. 119 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:34,691 If she changes her mind, the next move is hers. 120 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:36,938 I'm with Esther now, she's younger than Angela. 121 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:41,095 Sturdier, more comfortable with the scent of a manured field. 122 00:05:41,850 --> 00:05:44,933 Let's be honest, when it came to manured fields, 123 00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:47,331 Angela was, at best, indifferent. 124 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:52,656 Oh, wide wings, interesting. 125 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,175 Hey! Why don't you back off? 126 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:59,451 I mean, best of luck to you in the competition. 127 00:05:59,530 --> 00:06:03,251 Growing up in an orphanage, you have to fight other kids for everything. 128 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,015 Snacks, pillows, parents. 129 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:09,421 I'm kind of worried about Pete seeing that side of me. 130 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:12,778 I once ripped Greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head 131 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,693 just for a handful of Crispix. 132 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,538 Are you in that paper documentary, too? Yup. 133 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,093 You need an agent? No. 134 00:06:21,170 --> 00:06:23,980 I mean, you never acted in anything before. 135 00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:26,453 He's just my entourage. 136 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:28,494 I was in The Wiz in high school. 137 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:31,058 That's the clicky-clacker. 138 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:34,214 He clicks that, and then the guy says, "Action." 139 00:06:34,570 --> 00:06:36,538 Hey, I made 'em get you a chair. 140 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:39,451 All my clients sit. 141 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,297 Can I take your picture? 142 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,380 I guess it's starting. 143 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:47,451 Um... 144 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:50,898 Yeah. Of course. Yeah, sure. 145 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:53,741 Tell you what. I'll put my arm around you, and then I can take it. 146 00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:55,221 We just need a picture of the top of your head 147 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,736 in case we burn some of your hair off. 148 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,377 Got it. 149 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,011 Sorry. 150 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:07,414 No, if you just keep it down until... 151 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:09,491 Okay- 152 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:13,621 Okay, next up we have two creatures, great and small. 153 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:15,620 Kevin versus Angela. 154 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:16,891 Yes. 155 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:25,019 Hey, that is a really nice plane. You make that yourself? 156 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:26,857 Uh-huh. 157 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:30,093 Well, what am I thinking? Of course you made that yourself, 158 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:32,332 'cause it's in the rules 159 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,777 that you have to fold your own plane. 160 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:36,981 Of course. 161 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,659 Kevin, did you make that yourself? 162 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:43,171 Yes. In a way. 163 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:46,295 From one that I bought on Craigslist. 164 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,458 Oh, man. I call for a refold. 165 00:07:48,530 --> 00:07:49,577 No. 166 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:51,815 Really? You can't do that. 167 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:53,130 Thank you. 168 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:54,896 This is flatter. 169 00:07:54,970 --> 00:07:57,655 It's a piece of paper. You fold it into an airplane. 170 00:07:59,490 --> 00:08:01,413 Okay, that's enough. This is the end of the ream now. 171 00:08:01,490 --> 00:08:02,571 You have to pick one. 172 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,733 I can't. I love them all too much. 173 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:09,975 And none of them fly. So that makes it harder. 174 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:12,018 You have to choose one now. 175 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:14,451 Fine. 176 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:20,653 Angela advances. Nice. 177 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:22,771 Whoo! 178 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,898 Was Dwight rooting for me? 179 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:25,971 Hmm. 180 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:28,294 I hadn't noticed. 181 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:30,381 I'm not giving up. 182 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:33,818 I am gonna keep making planes until one of 'em flies. 183 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:37,577 Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher. 184 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:42,571 An Earl Grey tea for the lady. 185 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:45,139 Oh, thank you. Um... 186 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:49,053 I acknowledge and appreciate that you went out of your way to get me tea. 187 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:52,021 Thank you. I like being appreciated. 188 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:54,855 But, to speak my truth, it wasn't out of the way, 189 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,137 because I felt like a tea anyway, so one trip. 190 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:02,178 Well, to speak my truth, 191 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,415 I switched to coffee in March. 192 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,171 There's a new espresso machine. 193 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:10,773 But I still acknowledge and appreciate the gesture. 194 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:16,416 We are rolling, and action. 195 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:20,701 This video is to demonstrate the Chemical Handling Protocols. 196 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:24,697 These protocols could save you from severe injury, even death. 197 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:26,141 Okay, um, stop. 198 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,178 Um, why are you smiling? 199 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:30,299 I just made a character choice to be a scientist 200 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,852 who really likes what he does and enjoys his job. 201 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:37,296 Okay, well, maybe no smiling on this one. 202 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,701 So how do you want... How should I do it? 203 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:41,421 I don't know. Just like you're reporting the news or something. 204 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:42,855 Yeah. Okay? Action. 205 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,012 This video is to demonstrate 206 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:49,180 the HPRDC Chemical Handling Protocols. 207 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,457 It's Tom Brokaw, the newscaster. Come on. 208 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:53,100 - Who was that? - Tom Brokaw. 209 00:09:54,770 --> 00:09:57,091 Come on, Clark! 210 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,251 Whoa! 211 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:05,618 Yeah! Oh, eat it, piggy! Eat it! 212 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,777 Oink, oink, oink. 213 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,978 We still got to work together, so we should keep it civil. 214 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,332 I can't hear what you said. 215 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,060 You get your slop? 216 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,292 All right, you know what, this is completely unnecessary. 217 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,371 You already won. Just stop. 218 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,451 Erin. Erin. 219 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,180 What? Relax. 220 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,979 Next up we have Dwight and Phyllis. 221 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,775 You can do it, baby. 222 00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,261 No, you can't, baby. 223 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:27,094 You're gonna choke. 224 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,056 Watch and learn. 225 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,492 Dwight defeats Phyllis. Dwight, you are through to the semifinals. 226 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,254 Yes. All right. 227 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,901 Oh, Esther, what are you... 228 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:44,381 Hey- 229 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:49,496 You're here early. 230 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:51,015 Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast, 231 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:52,455 'cause I knew I was seeing you tonight. 232 00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:55,010 So, there mightjust be a little bit of feather in your nuggets 233 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,218 or just a little bit of meat inside of your pillow. 234 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,935 I like a little feather in my nuggets. 235 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:02,336 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 236 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:05,061 we are now down to the final four. 237 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,337 Dwight, Erin, Angela, 238 00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:10,700 and God only knows how, but Toby. 239 00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:14,981 One of you will walk away with $2,000. 240 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:16,691 Yeah! 241 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:19,781 Okay, here you have just knocked over the beaker. 242 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,659 The chemicals splashed in your eye. 243 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,573 Which is insanely painful. Yeah. 244 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,733 And I've already picked a few childhood memories to tap into 245 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:27,891 to really express that pain. 246 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:28,971 That's great. 247 00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:33,416 So what you're gonna do then is come over here to the eye washing station 248 00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:35,094 and then just kind of flush out your eyes, 249 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,650 you know, get the chemicals out, all right? 250 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:41,296 So I just lean over this thing and then 251 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,816 you'll add the water special effect later? 252 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:45,695 What water special effect? 253 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:48,660 Yeah, just hold your lids open with one hand 254 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,858 and let the stream bathe your eyeballs. 255 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:52,861 Like that. 256 00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:55,337 I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts. 257 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:57,980 I'll get nude if you want me to. 258 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,371 I'll go full Lena Dunham, but I... 259 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,100 Dude, we don't need you to go nude, okay? 260 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,251 Absolutely not. 261 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,492 Justdo the eyewash thing, okay? That's all we're asking here. 262 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:10,901 Darryl, what do I do? 263 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,460 Hold up, I'm looking at my spit in the microscope. 264 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:15,500 They want me to use real water in the eyewash scene. 265 00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:18,941 So? I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball. 266 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,614 I've never even used an eyedropper. 267 00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:23,091 So, Andy, you saw how to use this? 268 00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:26,379 You step on the pedal. Water squirts in your eyes. 269 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,736 Carla! 270 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,051 Carla! 271 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,781 It is time for a little T and A. 272 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:37,177 I give you Toby and Angela. 273 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,618 - On, my God! - Whoa! 274 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,731 Oh, my God. Okay, it's your turn. 275 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,255 Well, Angela is the winner. 276 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,331 Yes. 277 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,937 Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman? 278 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,496 Yes, I pity her. 279 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,181 She was recently in a situation 280 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,776 where she could have had it all, 281 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,774 and instead she lost everything. 282 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,018 Mmm. Is she a gambler? 283 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:16,856 In a way, but not in a stand-up-and-cheer kind of way, like the song. 284 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,341 Mmm. 285 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:19,815 That is sad. 286 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:24,531 Andy, if you don't stick your eyes in that machine, 287 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:28,451 I'm gonna call every production in Northeastern Pennsylvania. 288 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:32,774 You won't even make an appearance on a security camera! 289 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,659 What's the holdup here? 290 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,700 The actor's crying. 291 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:43,454 Oh, God. 292 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,334 She yelled at me. 293 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:54,452 I can't wash my eyeball. I can't do that. I can't. 294 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,813 Andy Bernard can't squirt water in his eye 295 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:58,176 and act like it doesn't freak him out. 296 00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:00,931 But you know who can? 297 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:05,096 Older Male Lab Assistant Number One. 298 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,180 Do you believe in me? 299 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:09,890 I believe. 300 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,255 I want to go home. 301 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:18,460 Yeah! Okay. Beat that. 302 00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,140 Whoo! 303 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,172 Okay. Damn it! 304 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,660 Damn it! God... 305 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:34,773 Sorry. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 306 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:35,976 Okay. I got mad. 307 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,774 Yeah. 'Cause I don't like losing, Pete. 308 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:40,933 I'm just gonna... Sorry, I'm mad, Pete. I'm mad. I'm really mad. 309 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,614 I wanted to win. We were gonna win a lot of money. 310 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:44,738 I was gonna buy you a sweater. So this is stupid. 311 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:47,461 It's just the whole contest is stupid. So it feels... 312 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,497 Oh! 313 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:49,901 Sorry, I'm mad. Okay. 314 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:52,211 I don't like losing. I thought I was going to win. 315 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:54,139 Okay, hey, hey, hey- 316 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,814 Sorry. Sorry. 317 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,415 I'm gonna go upstairs and just... 318 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:01,137 Oh, I made us a date to take my mom out to dinner 319 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,655 to thank her for all that extra babysitting. 320 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:06,412 Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity 321 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,696 to hang out with your mom more, 322 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,141 so let me just put this in my calendar. 323 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,981 I acknowledge with gratitude 324 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,893 that you are being kind and responsible enough 325 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,853 to include it in your calendar. 326 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,978 Thank you. Your mom is a treasure. 327 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,496 Well, I appreciate that some opportunities... 328 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:19,691 can be unpleasant... 329 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:20,817 Sorry, it's work. Hold. 330 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,257 Hey, Wade, did Cole Hamels call back or what? 331 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,621 Great. Good. 332 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,098 Uh, to speak my truth, I'd appreciate it if you hung that up, 333 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,456 'cause we were in the middle of a conversation. 334 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:36,252 I appreciate the sacrifice. 335 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,575 Okay, to speak my truth, that was a little sarcastic. 336 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,539 I think that's a little unfair. 337 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:43,816 Really? 338 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,900 I've been putting the kids to bed by myself every night for months. 339 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,138 And you had to miss one phone call. 340 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,053 Is that your truth, Jim? That's really your truth? 341 00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,291 I guess I will swallow my truth. 342 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,939 Are you guys high? 343 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:59,854 Because, if so, to speak my truth, 344 00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:03,298 I would appreciate the sacrifice of including me 345 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,213 in some hits off your kind buds. 346 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:07,055 We're not high. 347 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,818 I wish we'd started this exercise six months ago. 348 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:13,097 My heart just feels so... 349 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:15,295 Blocked up. 350 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:23,139 The Mark 47 is ready for launch. 351 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:30,731 Less paste. 352 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:37,700 Here we go. Rolling and action. 353 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,530 And cut. 354 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,739 We can fix the sound in post. Yeah. 355 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,131 I can do a better one. 356 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,257 That's fine. We'll move on. 357 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:52,815 I said I can do a better one. 358 00:16:54,330 --> 00:16:55,377 Darryl. 359 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,451 Action. 360 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,255 Kid can act. 361 00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:15,454 Yeah. Yeah. 362 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:20,015 Each contestant will throw two airplanes. 363 00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:22,819 After you. Thank you. 364 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,016 Oh, God. 365 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:30,775 Angela's first throw, terrible. 366 00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:32,737 Dwight. 367 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,011 Oh! 368 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,690 Oh, man! It slipped out of my hand. What a whiff. 369 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,218 Oh, how'd that happen? God. 370 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,975 We want you to win. Dwight told me about your situation. 371 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,694 It's such a pity. 372 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,699 Just use the money wisely. 373 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,216 Okay? 374 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,056 Okay- 375 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,421 All right. 376 00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,052 Don't you dare tank this. 377 00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:19,251 And we have a winner. And it's Dwight. 378 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:22,095 And it is everyone, because this is over. 379 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,136 Two grand, huh? 380 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:28,374 I know a guy who can turn that into $800. 381 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:29,861 Hint, it's me. 382 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:34,055 Well, I guess you needed the money more than me, huh? 383 00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:35,620 Use it wisely. 384 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,178 I was disappointed in Dwight today. 385 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,218 He showed a weakness that was unbecoming. 386 00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:45,777 Even if he did do it for me. 387 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:49,214 I don't need pity, and I don't need charity. 388 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,012 I have my dignity, and that's enough. 389 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,696 And as long as I have that, I'll be okay. 390 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:10,378 I know this was really weird and it was really hard. 391 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:13,491 But I think we're making progress. 392 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:19,292 So, I'm really sorry that I have to go, but let's keep at this. 393 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:21,973 Okay? Okay. 394 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,057 Jim! 395 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,171 Thanks. 396 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:14,897 All right, have a good trip. 397 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:15,971 Bye. Bye. 398 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,011 Hey- 399 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,417 I... 400 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,215 "Love suffers long and is kind. 401 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:50,376 "It is not proud. 402 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,813 "Love bears all things, 403 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:55,259 "believes all things, 404 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:59,217 "hopes all things, and endures all things. 405 00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:01,894 "Love never fails. 406 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,971 "And now these three remain. 407 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,860 "Faith, hope, and love. 408 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,411 "But the greatest of these is love." 409 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:22,138 I love you. I love you. 410 00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:33,355 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.