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I'm taking some
time off from work...

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Well, my other work

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because we needed it.

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It's great.

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The phone's been
ringing off the hook.

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The guys in Philly
are kind of going nuts.

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But that doesn't matter.

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This does.

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It's the only thing
that matters.

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We've had some really
nice days together.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Nice morning, too.

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Beesly. Oh, my God.

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Hey-

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Which tie makes me look
like a guy who likes sofas?

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My agent's putting me up
for a furniture commercial.

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Ah. Definitely blue.

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Totally, right?

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So, Big Tuna, what's up?
Back in the small pond?

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For now, yeah, yeah. I was just
spreading myself way too thin...

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Thin-sliced Tuna.
Carpaccio. Go on.

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Well, it took me a while.

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But I finally realized
that I can't give 100%

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to two things at once,
you know?

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Yeah. Tell me
about it.

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I've been trying to act
and manage this branch.

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Half the time, I don't
know if I'm wearing

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my stage makeup
or my work makeup.

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Huh.

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Well, you know,
you can't have everything,

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so you gotta ask yourself
what makes you the happiest.

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You just go all in for what's most
important. That's my new thing.

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Is everything okay?

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No. Everything
is not okay.

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The county
took my cats.

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Wait, all of them?

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Two sacks' worth.

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Apparently, my apartment
complex has rules

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about how many pets are
too many for a studio.

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And while I was out picking Phillip
up from daycare, they came.

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They came into my house.

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That's awful, Angela.
I'm so sorry.

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It's the
that lives downstairs.

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She's this uptight, judgmental shrew.
You know the type.

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I've never met
anyone like that.

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And they're gone.

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And I have no one left.

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Without my cats, I am utterly
and completely alone.

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Angela, you still
have your son.

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I guess.

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Attention, everyone.
May I have your attention?

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There are four new deadly
weapons in this office.

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Basher, thrasher,
crasher and...

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Smasher.

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"Smasher"? No.
Where'd you get that?

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Fireball!

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This morning,
after hours of combat

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with some of
the city's best teenagers,

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learned my black belt
in Goju-Ryu martial arts.

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I had to find a new dojo after
Sensei Ira and I parted ways.

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My new sensei,
Sensei Billy,

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thought I had more than enough
training to take the test.

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Turns out Sensei Ira
was a bit of a shyster.

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Sensei Billy says
most students

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don't spend $150,000 over 20
years to get their black belt.

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I would like to invite you all
to my black belt ceremony,

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right here in
the office at lunch.

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Lunch not provided.

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Fireball!

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That's how it's done.

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That's pretty good.
I feel safe.

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Hey, Erin.
ls Andy in?

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Oh! ls Andy in? Sorry, I
thought you said, "ls Indian?"

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And I was like,
"ls Indian what?"

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ls Indian food good?
ls Indian jewelry pretty?

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Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig?
Yes to all three, by the way.

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Lately, I've been
having a lot of trouble

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keeping track of
Andy's calendar.

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His student film audition
schedule is crazy hectic.

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Yes. There's Andy. Andy is in.
I'm a good receptionist.

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I know he's in.

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David Walrus
in his native habitat.

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Hey, Andy.

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Can we go in your office and talk?
Yeah.

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This isn't gonna be
an easy conversation.

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I told Andy that he
was on very thin ice

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when he snuck away for three
months to the Caribbean.

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Then last week,
he used company money

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to buy a top-of-the-line
photo printer.

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In his words, "The kind
that's good for headshots."

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And yesterday, he asked me
to pay for cheek implants.

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Claimed it's going to boost office morale.
Now, he's a good guy.

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But honestly,
at a certain point,

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the ice gets too thin,
and you fall through.

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And that is
when you get fired.

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Andy...

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I'm gonna stop
you right there.

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David, this documentary is
going to air in two weeks.

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I feel like it's a once in a lifetime
opportunity to pursue my dream.

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Uh-huh. But...

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Every minute
that I spend here

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is time not spent
making audition videos

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for reality dating,
cooking or singing shows.

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I got a real shot here.

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And I'll never be
able to forgive myself

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if I blew it because
I was too focused

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on my stupid
paper company job.

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No offense.

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So you think you've been
too focused on your job?

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At my last
headshot sitting,

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I was so distracted wondering
what I was missing at work

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that I came across totally manic.
And I was going for zany.

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So you want to quit Dunder
Mifflin to pursue acting?

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Well, no, actually.

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I see no reason to limit
myself to just acting.

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I am pursuing fame
of any kind.

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Could be singing. Could be dancing.
I don't... It just...

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I owe it to myself
and my future fans.

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Well, I guess I can't stand
in the way of a man's dream.

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And it seems like
you have the gift.

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Thank you, David.

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There's probably
no way I can talk you

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into staying at
this point, huh?

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Nope. I have
made up my mind.

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I'm really sorry.

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Well, good luck.

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Hey, thank you.
Not gonna need it.

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Okay-

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Well, that kind
of worked out.

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I think just about
anybody can be a star.

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My postman, the night janitor
here... But Andy?

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No, definitely not.
Charisma black hole.

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Oh! Clark.

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I'm actually here
today. Surprise.

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So I was wondering if maybe
I could have my desk back.

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Right. Yeah.

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But, you know, I've
actually been working

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pretty hard here
on a daily basis.

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So, I kind of feel
like I've earned this.

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I mean, you know?
You totally have.

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You have earned it. But maybe
I could be with my wife.

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It's kind of the
whole reason why I'm here.

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Right.

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Well, I'm here
to sell paper.

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Burn.

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Wow.

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All right, Jim, look. I just
got made junior salesman.

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Right? And Wallace
is here today.

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And I don't want him
to just think of me

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as a customer service rep
that sits in the annex.

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I mean, you can get that,
right? Right?

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And what do you need more
face time with Wallace for?

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You trying to get
a second second job here?

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It's okay.
You can sit in the annex.

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What?

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I'll come visit you.

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Okay-

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The annex it is.

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I'll be sitting at your desk,
if that's okay with you.

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It's fine with me.
Have fun. But be careful.

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It is very easy to get lost in
Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.

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Everyone, a little breaking news for you.

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Just had a little chat
with David Wallace.

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And I'm taking a leave of absence
from Dunder Mifflin forever.

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I can't say
we didn't see it coming,

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but it's a sad day
when anybody is fired.

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- We're so sorry, Andy...
Uh-uh-uh.

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Andy was not fired.

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I wasn't fired. What are
you talking about?

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I'm fired up. Yes.

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Guys, I'm leaving to pursue my
lifelong dream of being famous.

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On, Andy.

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Yeah, so I'll see you
on the red carpet.

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'Cause see,
that's how it works.

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Andy sings beautifully,

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and he's really good at dancing.
He's a good speaker.

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But there's just something there
you don't want to look at.

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Hey, how am I doing as your
desk mate, by the way?

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You probably
miss Clark.

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Yeah, a little bit.

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Wow. But, um...
I get that...

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No, no.
No, it's cool.

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I get it.

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It's cool, man.

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I'm sure you and I
will have our own thing.

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Yeah. Definitely.
Go Phillies, right?

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You don't watch baseball.
I keep forgetting that.

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I just think you're going
into this a little fast.

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I'm 38, Darryl.
How much slower should I go?

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Show business is cold.

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Let's say you get a job,
which you probably won't.

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They're not gonna
cut you any slack.

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You're meant for a job
with lots and lots of slack.

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All right. I get it.

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The male
is a funny species.

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We don't just tell each other how we feel.
That's chick stuff.

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So instead of saying,
"Hey, Andy, I love you, man.

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"I don't want you to leave,"

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you say something like,

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"Hey, Andy, you're making the
worst mistake of your life.

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"You're not talented."

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Well...

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Right back
at you, Darryl.

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I'm gonna
miss you, too.

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Andy's from the generation that
thinks they should all be famous.

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What happened
to the generation

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that knew you shut up,
did your work

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and died quietly
from a heart attack?

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Could Andy make it
as an entertainer?

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I don't know. You know
who's really funny?

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This bird in the park
that can't fly right.

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I'd pay to see him.

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But I don't have to,
'cause the park is free.

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I will now perform the ceremonial
changing of the belts.

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He will now perform the
ceremonial changing of the belts.

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It's not a large room.
I think they heard me.

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Take my belt,
Master.

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I now submit to you
every part of myself.

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That's really okay. I'm mostly
focused on the belt here.

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Just slip it off my...
Slip it off my hips.

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Hold it...

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Take a step back.
Take a step back.

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Okay, okay,
I can't...

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I can't do this if you're gonna
be thrusting like that, okay?

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I think we're gonna
have to cut this off.

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He will now perform the ceremonial
cutting off of the belt.

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He...

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Dwight has been practicing
karate for years.

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When we were dating, I would help
him with his strength training.

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He would strap me to his chest in a
Baby Bjorn made for fat children

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and do lunges
across the farm.

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I felt like I was flying.

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There it is.

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Congratulations. Good job.
We did it, we did it.

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I love you.
Okay.

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Thanks.

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I will now perform
my final kata forms.

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You're going to watch me, right?
Yes, I will.

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Sensei, you're not watching.
Yeah, I'm watching.

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Just do it.

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Ha! Ha!

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Watching?
I'm watching.

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Watch this part, okay?

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Oh. Oh!

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Sensei, do you generally
do house calls like this?

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You can just
call me Billy.

248
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,182
And no. No,
but Dwight insisted.

249
00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:36,864
He wanted to receive
his black belt

250
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,664
in the place he loves
most in the world.

251
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,071
He said that?

252
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:43,867
He's an odd guy,
isn't he?

253
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:44,941
Yes.

254
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,908
Irritating? Also yes.

255
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,505
But I've got
to hand it to him,

256
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,224
he is one of
the most tenacious

257
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,950
and determined men
I've ever met.

258
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,070
I am so proud of you,
Schruberry blue.

259
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:30,664
I really felt like I almost lost her.
And nothing is worth that.

260
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,186
Boy, I tell you, Jim,
a lot of guys in my circle,

261
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,183
they wouldn't even change
their golf schedule

262
00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:39,026
to shore up their marriage, let
alone their professional goals.

263
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,267
Dude, there is no way
that Jim is just back here

264
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:45,984
to "hang out with Pam."

265
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,387
Oh!

266
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,269
You did not just say that.

267
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:52,386
You don't know Pam.
She is really cool.

268
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,464
All I'm saying is,
forget about my chair.

269
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:59,022
He wants the manager's chair. And
I thought you wanted that job.

270
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,340
Yeah, I did.

271
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:03,788
But I made
too many mistakes.

272
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,107
It's out of my reach now.

273
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,626
Besides, I think Jim
would be a fine manager.

274
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,821
I'd be happy to see
Jim as manager.

275
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:17,981
So the reason I called you in here
is because Andy is moving on.

276
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,711
Again.

277
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,301
And I'm looking
for a new manager.

278
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,627
And with his performance
this year,

279
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:30,148
I have been
considering Dwight.

280
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,500
Am I crazy?

281
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,546
Not at all.

282
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,546
It should be Dwight.

283
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,185
You sure?

284
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,108
You're going to want to invest in
a lot more liability insurance,

285
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,909
but...
Yeah.

286
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,347
Hey, if there's someone who
loves paper more than Dwight,

287
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,944
I definitely don't want
to meet that person.

288
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,663
Andy, we just wondered
if we could have a word.

289
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:03,787
It's now or never.

290
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:07,785
Well, we just had a quick question
about this decision of yours.

291
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,227
You know, to leave
a stable job

292
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:13,901
and pursue a career
in the entertainment business

293
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:17,348
in your late 30s with no
savings to fall back on

294
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:21,391
and no real connections in that
business, which can be competitive.

295
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,305
Yeah, sure.
What's your question?

296
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,230
Our question is...

297
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,745
it seems dumb.

298
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:34,262
Well, it's better than sticking around
here and half-assing it, right?

299
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,671
Of course.

300
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:40,348
But what if you were
to stay here,

301
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,947
you know, and
"full-ass" it?

302
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,988
Yeah.
Really give it a go?

303
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:50,668
Be the greatest manager in the history
of this branch and in that way,

304
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,983
achieve the fame and immortality
that you seek? Mmm?

305
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,227
No, I like my plan better.

306
00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:01,191
Well, Andy,
your plan sucks, okay?

307
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:04,150
Nobody is going
to hire you ever.

308
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:07,070
You're too character-y
to be a lead,

309
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:10,064
and you're not fat enough to
be a great character actor.

310
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,624
What?

311
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,271
No, I don't think
he can make it as an actor.

312
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,869
But he also can't make it
as an employee in an office,

313
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:21,910
so, you know,
why not go nuts with it?

314
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,830
Hey, are you still
in charge of office supplies?

315
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,503
Yes. Yeah.
You are?

316
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,742
I seem to have
a sticky note emergency,

317
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,629
where I grab it
on the wrong end,

318
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,906
and then, this happens.

319
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,981
Oh, boy, um...

320
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:37,301
If you could help me out,
that would be...

321
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,151
I could give you
some beginner stickies.

322
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,585
Anything would help.
Thank you. Okay.

323
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,866
Here you go.

324
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,101
Also, while you're at it,

325
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,990
if you did have a salt packet,
three tacks and some aspirin,

326
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,266
that'd be great.

327
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:50,422
Wow. You have that.
Mmm-hmm.

328
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,467
Wow, that's...

329
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,541
It's all yours.

330
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,782
You come so prepared.

331
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,789
Aspirin.

332
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,221
If you want to get rid of a headache,
you sit on something sharp.

333
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,382
Any sensei will tell you that.

334
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,344
Hey, congratulations
on that black belt, man.

335
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,265
It's really great.

336
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,586
Thank you.

337
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,821
So I saw you talking
to Wallace earlier.

338
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,504
Is he going to offer
you the manager's job?

339
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:15,866
No.

340
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,503
He was maybe
thinking of you for it.

341
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,025
Yeah, right.

342
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,543
I'm afraid
that ship has sailed.

343
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,510
I wouldn't be
too sure about that.

344
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:26,945
Just saying.

345
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,461
Hello.

346
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:37,746
Well, hello.

347
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:38,901
Big day for you.

348
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,345
Big day for you.
Thank you.

349
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,149
Love the belt.
Yes.

350
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,666
You know, I don't know
anything about karate,

351
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,424
but I have broken
a few boards in my day.

352
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,587
Hiya!

353
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,630
Diving boards at my
family pool in Redding.

354
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,980
I was an obese child.

355
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:53,461
I never talk
about that here,

356
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:56,146
but Nard-Dog's outta here,
so lettin' it all hang out.

357
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,381
This is exciting.

358
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,588
You're finally gonna get
to go out and flap your wings.

359
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,583
Thank you.
I appreciate that.

360
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,708
'Cause a lot of people are
saying I might not make it.

361
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,020
I doubt you'll make it.

362
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,587
Very few do
who try to be a star.

363
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:10,743
But listen, you've saved up enough
money to take a couple of years off,

364
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,187
and pursue your dream
and have some fun, right?

365
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:16,469
No, I just applied for
more overdraft protection.

366
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,982
Andy, I have nothing to gain
from getting you to stay,

367
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,789
and everything to gain
from you leaving.

368
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,625
But please, I have known you for years.
I have seen you perform.

369
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,102
Dear God, don't quit
your dayjob.

370
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:33,947
Nothing is
impossible to him who will try.

371
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,421
Alexander the
Great, if he were Cockney.

372
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,066
You're bad.

373
00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,788
I'm gonna make it.

374
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,544
Every person
who's been on Conan

375
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,429
has a crazy story
about how they made it.

376
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,905
Every person.

377
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,305
Erin.

378
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:59,226
Honest Erin.
Cannot tell a lie.

379
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,904
We lay together.

380
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,948
That's something
you can't take back.

381
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,904
So true.

382
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,745
Is there a question,
or are... What?

383
00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:10,060
Will you tell me bluntly,

384
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,507
do you think I'm making
a terrible mistake

385
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,150
quitting my job
to become an actor?

386
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,907
Bluntly? Yes.

387
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,505
Huge mistake.

388
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:22,062
Andy, honestly, I think
you might become homeless

389
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:23,710
or maybe even starve.

390
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:26,946
Thank you.

391
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,349
You can stay on
as a salesman, Andy.

392
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,581
Thank you.

393
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,268
Dwight, could you come in
here for a second, please?

394
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,224
Say it again.

395
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,071
Will you be
the new manager?

396
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,151
Where?

397
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,429
Where?
What branch?

398
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,229
Here. Scranton.

399
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,950
Come on.

400
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,307
Come on, Dwight. Get up.

401
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:31,270
Let's go. It's good news.

402
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,830
I'm sorry.

403
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:36,184
I've just waited for this
moment my entire life.

404
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:39,230
I mean, I was interim manager
once, but then I shot that gun.

405
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,381
What?

406
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,663
But this isn't
interim manager.

407
00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:43,901
No.

408
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:48,629
It's Dwight K. Schrute...

409
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,184
Manager.

410
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:52,671
Why do you
already have this?

411
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,141
In case Michael or Andy ever got
killed in a traffic accident

412
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,143
and there was a trade
show on the same day.

413
00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,461
You will not regret
this decision, David.

414
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,787
I know.

415
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,507
I will never,
ever let you down.

416
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:06,389
I know, Dwight.

417
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:08,226
I know.

418
00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:13,230
Okay-

419
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:17,060
Okay. All right. You're gonna do great.

420
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,829
Hey.
Wow, hey.

421
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,390
Hi.

422
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,550
What's up?

423
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,701
I have a question.

424
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,827
Okay-

425
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:48,061
I had a question.

426
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:49,466
Really?

427
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,381
I did!

428
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,666
Yeah, totally you did.

429
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:54,151
Super important.

430
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,302
I need you to stay right here
while you think about it.

431
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:57,427
Okay. All right? I'm gonna wait.

432
00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:58,541
All right.

433
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,549
I did not come back
here just to see you.

434
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,702
No, I'm sure
you did not.

435
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,391
What was
your question?

436
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:05,666
I don't know,

437
00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:07,583
but it might take me a long
time to figure it out.

438
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:08,991
Well, then,
I should figure out

439
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,425
things to do
while I'm waiting.

440
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,831
Exactly.

441
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:19,661
Hey, everybody.
I changed my mind.

442
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,183
Not leaving. I'm gonna
stay on in sales.

443
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:25,183
Oh! Thank God...

444
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:28,462
Because sales could
be your best role yet.

445
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:32,069
Hey. Good choice,
man. Seriously.

446
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,063
Don't wanna see you
in a porn next year.

447
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,380
Okay-

448
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,270
Ooh! There's a great play
about a salesman.

449
00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,751
Death of a Salesman.

450
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:41,226
I don't think so.

451
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:43,507
Sure, Death of a Salesman
by Arthur Miller.

452
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,987
- It's a great play about crushed dreams.
- Mmm.

453
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,829
No, this one was written
by SpongeBob SquarePants.

454
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:03,110
Got any hot leads?

455
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,988
See, so you just push from under
and turn it around, and boom.

456
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:14,308
Now, the staple
crimps outward.

457
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:15,461
I had no idea.

458
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:17,827
And here, I've been stapling
the same way for 20 years

459
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:19,231
like a frickin' sheep.

460
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,904
Look who's back.
I'm back.

461
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:24,542
Hey, look, and now,
it's like a double date.

462
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:27,108
Wow. 'Cause...

463
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,188
Bup-bup!
Widdle-de-doo.

464
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,587
Actually, maybe we should go
on a double date sometime.

465
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:33,991
That'd be fun.

466
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,585
Yeah, we should do that
for real sometime.

467
00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:37,822
Well, how about
Thursday?

468
00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:40,426
Well, Thursday's tough
because“.

469
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:41,666
Weeknights are actually
tough just because...

470
00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:42,821
They are.
That's true, yeah.

471
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,426
Just forget it.
Forget I said anything.

472
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,590
What?

473
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,951
Attention, everyone.
Just a quick announcement.

474
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,387
Little reconfiguration
to the staff.

475
00:24:58,740 --> 00:24:59,821
Dwight Schrute...

476
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:00,947
David.

477
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:05,021
Can I just do one thing while
you're making this announcement?

478
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,989
And then, I'll never,
ever do it again.

479
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,545
I don't think so. But
it's just one thing.

480
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:10,270
Just let me... Let me do this...
Dwight... Dwight...

481
00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:12,382
Come on... What I was
about to say is Dwight...

482
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,621
I'm sorry, I gotta...
This'll be a second, sorry.

483
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,304
Just wait and send
it to voice mail.

484
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,345
Yeah.

485
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,746
Uh...

486
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,550
Come on.

487
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,025
Then we'll get him
a new set of drums.

488
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,101
Oh, my God.

489
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,983
Oh, my God.

490
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:54,344
Dwight Schrute is manager!

491
00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:57,222
Yeah!

492
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:02,348
B rava. B rava.

493
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,149
Way to go, Dwight.
Whoo!

494
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:08,191
Creed Bratton is
the new manager!

495
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,385
Congrats.

496
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:13,507
What's going on?

497
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:15,662
Dwight's the new manager.

498
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,066
He freaking did it.

499
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,869
Congratulations, Dwight.

500
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:22,990
Pam.

501
00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,744
Congratulations, buddy.

502
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:30,541
Thank you, Jim.

503
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,701
Congrats, Dwight.

504
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:35,985
Get out of Jim's seat.

505
00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,951
But I fought for this seat.

506
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,465
You're an annex kid.

507
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:42,781
You might be bullpen. We'll see.
Give it a couple years.

508
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,140
Scram.

509
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,743
It's nice to have you back.

510
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:07,269
So...
So...

511
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,661
I wanted to offer
you a new position.

512
00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:10,946
Let's hear it.

513
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,500
Assistant regional manager.

514
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:16,345
Nope. Can't accept
that job.

515
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,467
It's not a real job.

516
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,507
Jim.

517
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:20,503
I'll tell you
what I could accept

518
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:23,186
is assistant
to the regional manager.

519
00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:25,661
That is a real job, and
one I'd be proud to take.

520
00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:27,669
Shake on it?

521
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,342
Done. Way
to negotiate, idiot.

522
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:36,989
Don't get me wrong.
I am definitely here for Pam.

523
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,785
But this is
an awesome added bonus.

524
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,751
So, all the numbers
adding up?

525
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,985
Hey, I didn't get a chance to say
it, but, congratulations, Dwight.

526
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:55,141
Thank you.

527
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,541
Yes, congratulations.

528
00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:00,100
Yeah, and, Dwight, I'd like
to be the first to say

529
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,864
congratulations.

530
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,149
This is a big day for you.

531
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,146
Hmm.

532
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,504
Yes, it is.

533
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,230
Carry on.

534
00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:25,471
How did I just abandon
my dream so quickly?

535
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,988
It's 'cause I had a fallback.
That's the problem.

536
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:32,109
When you have fallbacks,
it's just easy to give up.

537
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,989
When Cortés
landed in Mexico,

538
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:36,267
only way he got his
men to defeat the Aztecs

539
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,542
was by burning
all of his own boats

540
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,628
so they could
never return home.

541
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,741
Huge dick move,

542
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:46,948
but very effective.

543
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,506
I need to be that same
kind of dick to myself.

544
00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:57,544
Everyone!

545
00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:58,667
Changed my mind again.

546
00:28:58,740 --> 00:28:59,741
Which is it now?

547
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:00,941
Dream or no dream?

548
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,101
Uh, dream.

549
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,944
Goin' with my dream.

550
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:06,102
Gotta go all in.
Ain't that right, Jim?

551
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:09,184
Oh. Don't look at me, 'cause I think
you're making a terrible choice.

552
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,342
All in! Whoo!

553
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,466
Toby!

554
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,747
Hey. I changed my mind again.

555
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:24,108
I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin
to pursue acting after all.

556
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,625
Okay, then, Andy.
Yeah.

557
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,781
But here's the thing.

558
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:28,504
I can't have good old Dunder
Mifflin to fall back on,

559
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:29,786
or else I'll never succeed.

560
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:31,146
Gotta burn those boats!

561
00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,870
So I need you
to go into my file

562
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,988
and put down that
I was fired for theft

563
00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:37,267
and/or groping wieners.

564
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,265
Andy, you know
I can't do that.

565
00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:42,342
It'd be lying.
Seriously?

566
00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,467
Yeah, I'm...

567
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,065
Come on, just do it.

568
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,746
I can't.

569
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,185
All right, fine.

570
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:51,707
Just know that
you made me do this.

571
00:29:52,580 --> 00:29:54,423
Come on. Andy, no.

572
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,305
God, Toby, don't...
Stop blocking my hand.

573
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,461
No, no.

574
00:29:58,540 --> 00:29:59,985
This is your...
You brought this on.

575
00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,346
No, no. Andy.

576
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:06,061
Okay, all right. Groped you good.
Off to Hollywood!

577
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:17,549
This is Angela.

578
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:19,984
Hello, Miss Polodnikovski.

579
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:22,622
How can I help you?

580
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,623
Did my rent check
not clear?

581
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:29,989
Because I just transferred
another $25 to that account.

582
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:32,506
So if there's a problem, it's
clearly on your end. And...

583
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:35,225
Oh. Oh!

584
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,863
Oh, okay. Good.

585
00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:39,863
Then what is this about?

586
00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,147
No, no. Hey, hey.

587
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,188
No, you are out of line,
Miss Polodnikovski.

588
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:51,066
No. No, you are.
No, you are!

589
00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,545
Evicted? Fine!

590
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,702
I don't want to live in that
cesspool anyway.

591
00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:58,262
Listen, I get my security deposit back.
Yes, I do.

592
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:02,383
That is not fair!
That is not fair!

593
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,541
Well, you know what?

594
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:05,384
You have so many
hairs on your chin,

595
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,542
Animal Control
should've taken you away.

596
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:11,022
That is very unladylike.
You are disgusting!

597
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,503
What do you think
that was about?

598
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,020
David.

599
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,670
I lost the Scranton
White Pages account.

600
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,868
Do you have any idea
how much paper that is?

601
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,631
And I'd just like to point
out I was mad at Dwight.

602
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:36,906
I did it out of spite.

603
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:39,062
We put the past
behind us, though, Andy.

604
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,188
What if I told you
I hate you and this company?

605
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:42,671
Enough, Andy. Enough!

606
00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:46,347
Just stop forgiving me,
David. Please?

607
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:50,266
This is my last chance to honor
what is best inside myself.

608
00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,422
What if I took a dump
on your new car?

609
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,467
Oh, my God.

610
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,463
Eleanor Roosevelt once said,

611
00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,983
"The future belongs to those who believe
in the beauty of their dreams."

612
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,708
I think she's right.

613
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:04,781
I feel calm now.

614
00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:07,181
Get out!

615
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:10,862
I feel like for
the first time in a long time,

616
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,303
I'm doing the right thing.

617
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:17,024
Andy.
Yeah.

618
00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:18,505
What are you doing?

619
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:21,865
Heavy stuff like
books on the bottom.

620
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,709
So I don't squash
my knickety-knacks on top.

621
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:25,703
Yeah, okay,
that's not what I mean.

622
00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:30,030
You don't have to leave
because you said you would.

623
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:33,707
Don't let pride
ruin your whole life.

624
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,543
Okay? It's not worth it.

625
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:40,747
Wow!

626
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,351
Angela.

627
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:47,108
What we had was great, and, honestly,
I think about it a lot, too.

628
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:50,110
Ugh. But I just...
It's in the past.

629
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,029
And I feel like we shouldn't...
No, that's not...

630
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,101
rehash...

631
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:54,460
No, none... No, stop.

632
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,110
It's just...

633
00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:59,262
Exactly.
Okay.

634
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:02,105
Well, have a good trip.

635
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:05,585
Good luck, Andy.

636
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,384
Thanks, Angela. You, too.

637
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,461
Thanks.

638
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:12,869
A bridge a-burnt.

639
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,908
No turning back now.

640
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:21,067
Everybody, Lorelei and I would
like to say thank you and good-bye

641
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,380
the only way we know how.

642
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,541
Good lord.

643
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,463
Can't you just leave?

644
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:28,544
You know, Andy, you could just
say a really nice good-bye.

645
00:33:28,620 --> 00:33:31,703
Tuna, I'm a performer,
and perform I shall.

646
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:37,226
You Okay?

647
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,911
It's just
a really nice song.

648
00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:19,141
Awesome.

649
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,025
Nice!

650
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,225
Thanks, Meredith.

651
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:29,744
Who knows?
Maybe Andy will make it.

652
00:35:29,980 --> 00:35:31,106
He's not terrible.

653
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:32,147
Yeah.

654
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,143
And people worse than him
make it all the time,

655
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,585
like Lil' Romeo.

656
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:36,661
No, he's good.

657
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,469
He was good.

658
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,421
Good night, Kevin.

659
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,547
Night, Oscar.

660
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:06,105
Tents?

661
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,623
Are you thinking
of going camping?

662
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,907
I thought you found
nature vulgar.

663
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:13,665
Well, I've changed
my mind.

664
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,109
Wait
a minute, Angela.

665
00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:20,309
You're not thinking
of living in a tent...

666
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,145
God, would you just mind
your own business?

667
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,629
Okay, listen.
I'm just gonna say this.

668
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,068
You are not going
to live in a tent.

669
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:30,266
Oh, God.

670
00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,266
Come stay with me.

671
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:35,463
You don't want me
at your place.

672
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,425
I do. Yes.

673
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:41,027
Not forever, but until you
get back on your feet,

674
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:44,900
which won't be long.
It's the least I can do.

675
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:46,311
Well...

676
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:52,544
Separate bathrooms.

677
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,350
Thank you.

678
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,225
You're welcome.

679
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,825
Let's go get Phillip.

680
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,425
Then, we'll get
your stuff...

681
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:08,501
Okay-

682
00:37:08,580 --> 00:37:10,309
And you get the hell
out of that place.

683
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,185
Okay-

684
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:14,863
Are you allowed
to have pets?

685
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,186
Oh, Angela.

686
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:20,942
Yesterday, I was just your
average, ordinary paper salesman

687
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:23,864
with a farm and a bunch of
pipe dreams about beet fuel.

688
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:29,506
Today, I leave here a regional
manager with a black belt.

689
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:34,422
It really is amazing how your
life can change in one day.

690
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:39,461
You talk to Wade
and Colin?

691
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,542
No, I just saw I missed their call.
Why? What's up?

692
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:42,951
We got an offer
on the table.

693
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,988
What kind of offer?
A buyout.

694
00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:46,391
What?
We're in play, baby.

695
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,189
Oh, my God.
We did it.

696
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,785
We did it!

697
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:51,305
Hey, and look.

698
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:53,189
The buyers wanna make sure
it's not just a Philly play.

699
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:55,228
Okay.
So get this.

700
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:59,226
They're gonna pay for us
to go pitch out west.

701
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:03,510
We're talking Spurs,
the Jazz, Cowboys.

702
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,901
Blake Griffin, baby.

703
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:07,061
Wow, that is...

704
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:08,141
Yeah.

705
00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,063
Wow.
We did it.

706
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,744
Yeah, we did it.

707
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,822
Hey, how long do they
think that's gonna take?

708
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,870
Wade said we could do the whole
country in three months.

709
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,510
Oh, man.

710
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,425
Yeah, I can't do it.

711
00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:24,911
Can't do what?

712
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:29,825
This, man. I can't
do this to Pam.

713
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:31,982
No, no.
Jim, this is different.

714
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:33,829
This is everything.

715
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,390
I know.

716
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:38,342
And I can't do it.

717
00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:08,505
So is your place all
bachelor, slobby and gross?

718
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,863
Nope, it's neat and tastefully
appointed, like most gay men's homes.

719
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,669
The stereotype
holds up.

720
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:16,545
I wouldn't know.
lneverhved with a gay guy.

721
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:21,307
Angela, you just were...

722
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:25,310
I love him.

723
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:29,301
I know.

724
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:34,386
I understand more than most,
but we both have to move on.

725
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:37,464
You can't...

726
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,910
No, not the Senator.

727
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:42,709
I love Dwight.

728
00:39:43,325 --> 00:39:53,325
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