1 00:00:03,230 --> 00:00:05,597 The documentary series finished airing ages ago. 2 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:07,513 Why is PBS sending another crew? 3 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,718 We're getting bonus footage for the DVD. 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,277 Nobody buys DVDs anymore. 5 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:13,835 It'll be a pledge gift. 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,919 PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates, 7 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:19,833 and viewers like you. 8 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,514 In the past year, I've consolidated 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,354 the entire Scranton paper market. 10 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,671 We regained the White Pages, the School District, 11 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:28,832 Lackawanna County, we supply them all. 12 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:30,958 I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon. 13 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,998 And in the morning, there's a mini-reunion, 14 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:36,438 a kind of a where-are-they-now? panel at a local theater. 15 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:38,871 It will be nice to see everyone again. 16 00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:41,430 I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go. 17 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:49,311 Today marks several important milestones. 18 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:52,553 Stanley, as you know, is retiring. 19 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:56,871 Ah! 20 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:59,874 I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old. 21 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:01,395 Speech! No. 22 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:05,031 And our next and most thickly frosted cake 23 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,835 is for Kevin. 24 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:09,719 Yes! 25 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:10,996 Wait, why? 26 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,641 Go ahead and just read the frosting. 27 00:01:14,910 --> 00:01:17,072 "Get out"? What does that mean? 28 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:19,756 It's a colloquial way of saying you're fired, Kevin. 29 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,400 - Which you are. - What? 30 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:23,040 Dwight, you can't do that. 31 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:24,839 The cake has spoken, Pam. Sorry. 32 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:29,313 Well, if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying... 33 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,121 Based on his merit. 34 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:35,831 Oh. 35 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:38,631 Um... 36 00:01:39,150 --> 00:01:41,630 I'm good. 37 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,200 Well, Toby will stop it. 38 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,274 Any time anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so... 39 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,761 Yeah. Yeah, I don't think... 40 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:49,798 Toby, wait, wait. Hold that thought. 41 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,001 Here's your cake. 42 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,470 Bye, bye, Toby 43 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,598 At least I got chocolate. 44 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,435 I bike to work now. 45 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:45,478 It saves on gas, it's cheaper than a vasectomy, 46 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:47,871 and, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment, too. 47 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:51,557 Pam and I are great. 48 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:55,521 She just recently finished her mural for the Irish Cultural Center. 49 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,197 Can you clap? Can you clap for Mommy? 50 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:02,752 And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices, 51 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:06,232 for reasons he explained to us in Japanese. 52 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:09,359 Angela, are you ready for the wedding? 53 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:10,477 Yes. 54 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:14,521 My heart is so open. I'm so at peace. 55 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:19,431 Ugh. Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. 56 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,999 Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan. 57 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,560 I think she looks good. 58 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:26,041 Now that she's wearing sports bras, 59 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:27,396 we don't see her boobs as much. 60 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,071 That is all. Have a good morning. 61 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:30,276 Thank you. 62 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,953 What was that for? 63 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,351 To remind you that our Wedding's going to be wonderful. 64 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:38,471 Oh, I know. 65 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:42,441 It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone. 66 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:44,552 D, it's going to be perfect. 67 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:47,474 The only people that need to be there are you and me. 68 00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:49,075 Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese 69 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:50,874 that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. 70 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,236 You keep forgetting about him. 71 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:53,914 I don't know why. 72 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:58,632 I brought in some new faces, and one old. 73 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:00,439 I always liked Devon. 74 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:02,592 I hired him back after Creed faked his own death 75 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,593 in the baler the day after the doc aired. 76 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,913 The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. 77 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:12,359 Turns out Creed was in the band The Grass Roots, in the 1960s. 78 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:15,877 During that time, the police say he sold drugs. 79 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:18,635 And trafficked in endangered species meat. 80 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:22,032 And stole weapons-grade LSD from the military. 81 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:26,237 Some fudge? 82 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,273 Oh, thanks. I love your fudge. 83 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:30,397 Mmm! 84 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,438 I think I've gained a couple of pounds since I got here. 85 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:34,194 You can afford it. 86 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,721 After 16 years, it's strange sitting across 87 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,713 from somebody who isn't Stanley. 88 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:43,192 But he'll get there. 89 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:46,114 Okay, the limo's going to be here at 5:00. 90 00:04:46,190 --> 00:04:48,192 I need everybody to be ready, because I want to pack in a lot. 91 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:49,874 Party time, whorehouse. 92 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:52,112 No. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night. Okay? 93 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,874 Well, you're the bestisch Mensch. 94 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:57,352 Dwight has made me his bestisch Mensch, 95 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,956 which is Schrute for "best man." 96 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,192 He is putting himself entirely in my hands tonight, 97 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:05,558 and I know, for over 12 years, I've done nothing but trick and prank him. 98 00:05:05,630 --> 00:05:07,075 But tonight? 99 00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:09,713 Only good surprises. 100 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:12,557 "Guten pranken. " 101 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:14,712 Oh, hey, Jim, I forgot to mention, often times 102 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:17,839 in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. 103 00:05:17,910 --> 00:05:19,639 That won't be necessary tonight. 104 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,474 Great, now we've got three hours to fill. 105 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:24,030 Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up? 106 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,475 Ever since Angela moved in, 107 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:27,279 and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, 108 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:29,717 he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing. 109 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,800 Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him. 110 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:51,119 Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? 111 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:54,194 America's Next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition, 112 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,591 and when I started sobbing uncontrollably, 113 00:05:56,670 --> 00:05:59,879 apparently, that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. 114 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:03,437 Not a very compassionate chord. 115 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:06,681 The clip went viral, as they say. 116 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,680 You can't just sit here and cry. 117 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,356 I can so just sit here and cry! 118 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:15,560 Two million hits in the first week, and then the parodies started. 119 00:06:15,670 --> 00:06:18,150 One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. 120 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:27,114 And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it. 121 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:34,675 Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby. 122 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,439 Oh, no. 123 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:43,519 It's going to be all right. It's going to be all right. 124 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:48,281 For Weekend Update, I'm Seth Meyers! That's Baby Wawa! Good night! 125 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:52,394 After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the Double Rainbow guy 126 00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:54,313 and the fat Star Wars kid. 127 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:56,757 Turns out they have a support group. 128 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,755 Not really my scene. 129 00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:03,351 Years ago, the senator promised 130 00:07:03,430 --> 00:07:05,717 a left-turn lane by the Arby's. 131 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:08,680 So I want to know where in the name of horsey-sauce is it? 132 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,270 Well, yeah, you... Hold on. 133 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:14,072 Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. 134 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:16,721 It's all over the place. I don't know what it means. 135 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:18,030 That's the reason Kevin got fired. 136 00:07:18,670 --> 00:07:21,799 It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. 137 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,281 He used to call it a "keleven." 138 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:27,355 He told Dwight, "A mistake plus keleven gets you home by 7:00." 139 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,194 He was home by 4:45 that day. 140 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:35,035 Oh, I live in Poland now. 141 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:37,477 The Scranton of the EU. 142 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,955 Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. 143 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:43,431 I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. 144 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,439 Can't wait to see everyone. 145 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:47,598 Well, almost everyone. 146 00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,957 Hello! Hello! 147 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:51,831 Oh. 148 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:54,038 Hi! Oh. No. 149 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:56,960 How did you know my plane had arrived? 150 00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:58,634 How long have you been stalking me? 151 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,953 No, no, no. My flight just got in from New York. 152 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,031 Are you still with Pyotr? 153 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,596 No, and I thought I unfriended you. 154 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:08,321 Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. 155 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:10,551 Want to share a cab? 156 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:14,876 After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York 157 00:08:14,950 --> 00:08:17,476 to write the Great American Novel. 158 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:20,201 I have six roommates, 159 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:22,193 which are better than friends, you know, 160 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:25,672 because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave. 161 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:28,916 Hey-o! 162 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:30,151 Andy? 163 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,595 You're back? Yeah. 164 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:34,514 That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God. 165 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:36,440 Hey, man, good to see you. 166 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:37,921 Thank you. Yeah. 167 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,560 Hey Andy“. 168 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:42,438 Aw. A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly. 169 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:45,719 Andy, I've been worried about you. How are you? 170 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:47,641 Little warm. 171 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,553 Poor, poor Andy. 172 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:51,951 Aw. Thank you, Phyllis. 173 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:53,316 Hello, hello. Hey! 174 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:54,391 Darryl! 175 00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:55,471 Hey! 176 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:56,631 Hey, what's up? 177 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,917 Didn't I just see you at the airport, jumping into a limo? 178 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:03,234 What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual. 179 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,438 Hey, man. How you doing? 180 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,592 I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed your number. 181 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:10,640 No, I didn't change the number. All good, though. 182 00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:11,871 Phone never rings. 183 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,839 What? Aw. 184 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,116 Surprise! 185 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,316 I thought you guys couldn't come! 186 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,711 Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend 187 00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:22,873 and the doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet. 188 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,281 Kismet? 189 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:29,072 Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. 190 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,596 You remember my two Lap-Band surgeries, right? 191 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,035 Neither do I. 192 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,351 Guten prank number one. 193 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:37,080 You ready for tonight? We going to tear up the town? 194 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:39,312 Uh, you better ask Jim. 195 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:41,518 And Jim will say nothing. 196 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:43,797 Darryl! Andy! 197 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:45,713 Hey, Pam! Hey, Pam! 198 00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:46,837 How are you? 199 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:47,911 We're fine. 200 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,480 Yeah! 201 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:53,754 And I'm sure that you guys are fine, too, because why wouldn't you be? 202 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:54,831 Mmm-hmm. 203 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:57,516 Darryl, oh, my gosh, how is Austin? 204 00:09:57,590 --> 00:09:59,115 Tell me everything. How's the merger? 205 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:00,715 I feel like I read about Athlead all the time. 206 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:05,557 I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing. 207 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:07,995 Yeah? Yeah, yeah. 208 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:09,839 It's hot, the music is awesome, 209 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,151 and the tacos are for real. 210 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,796 Wow. That sounds incredible. 211 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:16,760 Oh, guys, the limo's here. 212 00:10:16,870 --> 00:10:18,952 Let's do this. Change if you need to. 213 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:20,839 Okay, you guys, have fun! 214 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,200 You, too, Andy. 215 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:29,150 Whoa! 216 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,470 Oh, ho! 217 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,719 Haven't been in one of these in forever. 218 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:36,475 They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. 219 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,791 Really? Such a cliché. 220 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:40,235 I'm a man. 221 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,593 So, I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. 222 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:46,640 I just have to remember how I acted before I came out. 223 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,559 Waazzuup! 224 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,999 Hey, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary. 225 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,030 Jim? Get out! 226 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:01,396 Come on! 227 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,878 What, are you going to whack me, Jim? 228 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,475 No, Dwight. 229 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:09,279 You'll be doing the whacking. 230 00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:17,520 A bazooka. You remembered. 231 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,160 Of course I did. 232 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,115 Get out of my way. 233 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,231 Whoa! 234 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:33,352 Guten prank number two. 235 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,472 Private room! Yeah, brocephus! 236 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:40,915 Amazing! 237 00:11:40,990 --> 00:11:42,276 Enjoy, enjoy- 238 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:45,194 Hey, I know you. You going to sit here and cry? 239 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,954 Okay, man. Easy. 240 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:49,433 Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing? 241 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:50,796 Jim, it's fine. 242 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:53,794 He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that will go viral. 243 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:55,551 That happens a lot? 244 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:59,237 Yeah, I guess, but things are going well, actually. 245 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:02,200 I spoke at Cornell during Commencement week. 246 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:06,957 Well, I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke, but it was a huge success. 247 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,281 Well, I bet it was a smash. 248 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,273 That's how I got my new job in the Admissions Office. 249 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,478 Is that a volunteer program, or... 250 00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,678 No, it's a job. 251 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:18,879 Things are going great! 252 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,071 Let's get a drink in you, huh? 253 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,197 Yes! 254 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,111 Whoo-hoo! 255 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,079 Let's get this party started! 256 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,276 Where's my angel? 257 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,994 This is my big sister, Rachael. 258 00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:32,960 No, this is my big sister, Angela. 259 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:37,040 We're very close. We even have our own special language. 260 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,196 People love it. 261 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:45,351 They do. 262 00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:49,077 Man, how long have we been sitting here? 263 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,356 Hi. Boys! 264 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:52,671 Here we go! 265 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,593 Oh, thank God. We are famished. 266 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:58,595 Hey, did somebody order the chef's special? 267 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,035 Right there. Right here. 268 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,396 No, we haven't ordered anything. 269 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,995 No one's even taken our drinks. 270 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,397 Uh, what is the chef's special? 271 00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:09,361 I bet you boys have a big appetite. 272 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,394 Oh, we do. 273 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,877 So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. 274 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:16,152 And tell us about your heartiest soups. 275 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:20,476 Ooh, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want. 276 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,952 Yes, an onion loaf for the table. But that's not all. 277 00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:26,715 Now the chef's special sounded good, what is it exactly? 278 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,315 Shh. 279 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,471 Wait, what are you doing? 280 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:31,359 Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? 281 00:13:31,430 --> 00:13:32,841 Mmm. Mmm? 282 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,720 It tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. 283 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:37,590 That's no good. 284 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,111 Whoo! What? 285 00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,830 Hey, oh, boy! 286 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,197 Oh. 287 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:50,352 Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed, or cleaned, or whatever? 288 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,637 Angela, special repairman is here! 289 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,990 What is this? 290 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,357 Shut up! Jakey? 291 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,681 Mom? 292 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,990 Wait, Wait. What? 293 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,231 Oh, man. 294 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:04,120 No, no, no. Just do your work. Pretend Mom's not here. 295 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:06,033 Uh, that seems inappropriate. 296 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,397 Give them a good show, my little entrepreneur. 297 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,360 - Okay. - Take it off. 298 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,513 Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey! 299 00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:16,752 Stripper's only as good as his song. 300 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,400 Whoa! Oh! 301 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,877 Oh. 302 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,114 Oh, wowy-wow. 303 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:29,950 Okay... 304 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,437 Whoo! 305 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:32,557 Whoo-hoo! 306 00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:35,281 Go, Meredith's stripper son. 307 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,036 Rachael, are you all right? 308 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,350 I don't know! I don't know! 309 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,841 Oh, my God! 310 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,958 Be gentle, Jakey, genfle! 311 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,795 Just one second, just one second. 312 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:49,712 If anything, this is rougher! 313 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,121 Stop it, Meredith! 314 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,113 Sorry! My bad. Go ahead, Jakey. 315 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:56,119 Uh, it's okay. Thank you. 316 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,959 You know what? You don't have to... 317 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,794 No, no, it's okay. 318 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:03,075 Now for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic. 319 00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:05,551 Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress. 320 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,155 You're telling me! 321 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,994 If you want her to leave, just tip her. 322 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,641 What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet! 323 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,236 Does anyone want to split a twice-baked potato? 324 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:17,280 Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right? 325 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,115 That was interesting. 326 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,398 What was that? It's just the wind. 327 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,074 Will you lock the door? 328 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,914 Okay. 329 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,319 It's just the wind, see? Nothing. 330 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,671 All right, you know? You don't have to leave the door wide open. 331 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,434 We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut the... 332 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,717 Oh, my God! 333 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,752 - Phyllis? - What's happening? 334 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,239 Oh, man! I never thought I'd say this 335 00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,239 but I think I ate too much bone marrow. 336 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,517 Oh, it's the girls. Hey, Pam. 337 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:49,396 What? 338 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,757 Angela's been kidnapped. 339 00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,201 Phyllis left the door open 340 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:55,511 and some freak came and grabbed her and fled. 341 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,991 Good old Mose! 342 00:15:58,070 --> 00:15:59,993 They think it was Mose. 343 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:02,721 Oh, great! He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. 344 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,521 Fantastic! He just pulled off a Braut entfuhrt. 345 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,751 What is that? 346 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,320 A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. 347 00:16:08,390 --> 00:16:11,792 He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub. 348 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,840 And when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. 349 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,436 Oh, all right! Oh, Mose! 350 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,557 Wait a minute. 351 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,075 You said the tradition is for the groom 352 00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,352 to search for her, and it ends at a pub. 353 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:26,230 So, how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town? 354 00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:28,631 Great, which one is that? 355 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,600 Mmm. Hey, driver, why don't you take us to 3030 Adams? 356 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,071 Is that Mose? 357 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,198 Yes, it is! 358 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:44,077 I am here for my bride. 359 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,993 Well, first, buy us a drink! 360 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,755 If you want your bride, buy us a drink! 361 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:51,231 If you want your bride, buy us a drink! 362 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,392 Very well, drinks on me! 363 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,194 Bartender. 364 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,321 Well, well, well, well, well. 365 00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:03,631 That's six "wells". 366 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:07,912 Did I get that number right, Dwight? 367 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,240 I heard you bought a bar, Kevin. 368 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:13,598 Yes, I did. This one. 369 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,115 Now, get out. 370 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,801 Why did you pick this place? 371 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,196 Oh. 372 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:25,355 You? You did this as a prank. My own bestisch Mensch. 373 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,114 Nope, not a prank. 374 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,840 I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet. 375 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:30,321 Waste of a good hatchet. 376 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,472 Okay, just talk. 377 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,556 Well... 378 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,200 I heard you say "well" the first time. 379 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,199 I know Dwight misses Kevin. 380 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,472 I saw him making his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. 381 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,440 Tomorrow's his wedding day. 382 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,990 You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day. 383 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:52,559 It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job. 384 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,598 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 385 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,037 No, really. You were terrible at math, 386 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:01,160 and organization, time management, personal hygiene. 387 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,959 Your Internet searches were so filthy 388 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,794 we had to throw out your computer. 389 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,759 Is that all it was? 390 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,116 That's it. 391 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:11,834 Come here. 392 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,755 I missed you, Kevin. 393 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,832 I missed you! 394 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:17,436 Guten prank. 395 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,591 Yes, Mose. 396 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,672 Guten prank number three. 397 00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,156 You've had your drink. Now, where's my bride? 398 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,438 Mose? What? 399 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,194 Oh, Mose! 400 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:36,831 What the is your problem, you? 401 00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,511 - Hey, is Angela coming, or... - No. 402 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,194 We can't see each other on our wedding day. 403 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:48,272 And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk. 404 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:49,840 - Right. - Hey, guys! 405 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:51,556 Stanley! 406 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,836 How's Florida? 407 00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:54,150 Oh, great. 408 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,232 Yes, I'm living in Florida now, 409 00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:58,119 little town called Florida City, 410 00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,352 just on the edge of the Everglades. 411 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:03,479 The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat, 412 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,632 which was kind of fun. 413 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:09,351 I sit on my porch all day carving birds. 414 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,319 Am I the only one that's nervous? 415 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,472 How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed? 416 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,881 No, no. I'm fine. 417 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,791 Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway. 418 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:23,076 I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years. 419 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,881 I'm sorry, guys. This is probably on me. 420 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,840 I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral. 421 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,834 Just sit here and cry 422 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,993 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry 423 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,834 You guys are really mean 424 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:38,957 It can't end like this 425 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,441 You know Slept in my car last night 426 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,512 Quit my job Burned all my bridges 427 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,513 And I did unspeakable things 428 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:47,514 You're just not good You're just not good 429 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:49,035 Are you insane? 430 00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,881 You're just not good You're just not good 431 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:54,112 Chill out 432 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:55,794 Just sit here and cry 433 00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,191 People actually dance to this. 434 00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:00,637 It's in my jukebox. 435 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:03,031 None of the money goes to Andy, though. 436 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:08,792 Yeah, people hate you. 437 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:13,039 I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. 438 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,799 Hey, it's Andy Bernard. 439 00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:46,681 How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV? 440 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:50,078 It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. 441 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,675 It's kind of disgusting. 442 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,321 You learn a lot, but I didn't want to know any of it. 443 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:57,200 With today's modern surveillance technology, 444 00:20:57,270 --> 00:21:01,036 we are in a constant state of being watched, 445 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:03,716 whether it's our government or the government of other countries, 446 00:21:03,790 --> 00:21:05,474 a.k.a. Google. 447 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:08,633 You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were. 448 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:12,760 Uh, no one recognizes me, but now all my friends call me Plop. 449 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,719 So, thanks, PBS. 450 00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:20,991 Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. 451 00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,311 And I think we'd all love to know, 452 00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:26,121 Pam, what romantic thing did you do 453 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:28,796 to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead? 454 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:33,159 Well, I mean, how do you pay back someone for something like that? 455 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,031 But I don't know. I'm working on something. 456 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:41,240 She pays me back every day just by being my wife, 457 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:42,721 so, that's fine. 458 00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:44,394 Aw... 459 00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:45,871 Okay- 460 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:49,521 All I can say is, if I had Jim, 461 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:52,321 he'd have a free pass to do anything. 462 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:57,319 I mean if! lucked into that, he could do anything. 463 00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:58,676 Anything. 464 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,513 I'm sorry, is there a question? 465 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:05,350 Uh... No. 466 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:08,238 Pam, what was in the teapot letter? 467 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:14,076 Oh, um, well, you know, I think I would rather keep that private. 468 00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:17,272 If you've been filmed for nine years of your life, 469 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:19,717 there'd be some things that you just want to keep to yourself. 470 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:22,760 I hear you. What did it say? 471 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:26,514 We're going to move on. Next question, please. 472 00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:28,831 Do you find that your life feels pointless 473 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:31,151 now that nobody's actually filming you anymore? 474 00:22:31,910 --> 00:22:33,071 Yes. 475 00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:38,635 I want to know how everyone felt they were portrayed. 476 00:22:38,710 --> 00:22:39,836 Was it accurate? 477 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:41,878 I've got a beef with that. 478 00:22:41,950 --> 00:22:45,193 For the first seven years I was getting my PhD in school psychology 479 00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:46,476 and they didn't show it. 480 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:50,714 Yes, I was getting hammered, but, hey, it was college. 481 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,551 I have a question for Jim and Pam. 482 00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:58,793 Everyone watching sees how much you love each other 483 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,634 and how you're soul mates. 484 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,752 So, Pam, how could you doubt that 485 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,798 when Jim moved to Philadelphia? 486 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:10,080 Uh, you know what? I actually didn't handle that move very gracefully, 487 00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:14,519 from not communicating to being a little selfish... 488 00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:17,241 Listen, um, I was scared. 489 00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:21,520 You know, I loved what I had and I didn't want to risk it. 490 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:26,031 And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little, too. 491 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:31,111 Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. 492 00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:33,079 But when the documentary started airing, 493 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:37,394 people in the street told me that I had this fairytale romance. 494 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,120 But there were a lot of times last year 495 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:41,397 when it did not feel like a fairytale. 496 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:45,997 But then it got deeper, and it got stronger, 497 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:48,550 and now it's better than a fairytale. 498 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:53,352 It's like a long book that you never want to end, 499 00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:57,674 and you're fine with that because you just never, ever want to leave it. 500 00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:59,360 Aw... 501 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:01,114 Like Harry Potter? 502 00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:03,798 Yeah. Like Harry Potter. 503 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,592 I have a question for Erin. 504 00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:08,756 Really? 505 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:14,792 Yes, um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary 506 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,157 was your search for your birth mother. 507 00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:18,711 Thank you. 508 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:24,194 So, my question is, um, don't you hate her? 509 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:26,432 I mean, I would just imagine 510 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,554 that you are so angry at her that you would hate her. 511 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:35,630 Maybe sometimes. But not like hate-hate. 512 00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:40,118 More just like, "Mom, I hate you," 513 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:43,871 and then she would say, "Go to your room, young lady," 514 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,032 and I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs. 515 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,319 And I have a room, which is really cool. 516 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:51,472 And then we'd just have dinner together. 517 00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:54,232 But I don't know, I'd have to meet her. 518 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:55,516 Thanks. 519 00:24:58,750 --> 00:24:59,831 Erin? 520 00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:01,881 Yes? 521 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,356 Um, oh. 522 00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:08,596 Erin. 523 00:25:10,790 --> 00:25:13,270 Yes, is there a follow up question? 524 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,111 Mom? 525 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,390 Aw... 526 00:25:35,990 --> 00:25:38,800 Erin, same question, 527 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,156 but about your dad? 528 00:25:46,150 --> 00:25:48,994 Well, this feels like a good place to stop. 529 00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:51,232 Let's thank all our wonderful panelists 530 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:53,472 for being here on this wonderful panel today. 531 00:26:00,470 --> 00:26:02,472 Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center, 532 00:26:02,550 --> 00:26:05,520 don't forget, Irish step dancing semi-finals. 533 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:07,592 Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. 534 00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:26,913 Where is the basket for gifts? 535 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:29,038 Right there, sir. Okay. 536 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,160 Hi. I'm Dakota. 537 00:26:32,230 --> 00:26:33,470 Jeff Bomondo. 538 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,552 I sell ceramic tile out of Newark. 539 00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:37,075 My wife's name is Kathryn. 540 00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:39,630 I can show you my social security card if it helps. 541 00:26:44,390 --> 00:26:45,437 Ugh! 542 00:26:45,510 --> 00:26:46,750 Look at this mud. 543 00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:48,719 Can you imagine if I'd worn my Jimmy Choos? 544 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:51,077 I just saved you 600 bucks, mister. 545 00:26:51,190 --> 00:26:53,113 Thanks for helping out, sweetie. Mmm-hmm. 546 00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:55,512 Kelly? You're here. 547 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:57,481 Hey, Ryan! Hey. 548 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,956 Whose baby is this? Oh, are you, like, a manny now? 549 00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:02,714 No, this little guy is mine. 550 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:05,755 So, I was dating this girl, 551 00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:09,721 and one day she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. 552 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,440 Never came back. 553 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,874 Oldest story in the book. 554 00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:16,076 Say hi, Drake. 555 00:27:16,150 --> 00:27:18,073 Drake is your baby's name? Yeah. 556 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:20,676 That is an amazing name. I am obsessed with Drake. 557 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,878 His last album, it just touched me... 558 00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:25,476 No, Kelly, he is not named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. 559 00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:27,871 It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake. 560 00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:31,399 Cool. Well, he is so cute. 561 00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:33,359 Ravi, check out this cute baby. 562 00:27:33,430 --> 00:27:34,591 I'm obsessed with him. Hello. 563 00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,152 Ravi's a pediatrician, and some of his patients are total uggos. 564 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:40,437 Uh, they're called premature, sweetie. 565 00:27:40,510 --> 00:27:42,399 Yeah. It's good to see you again, Ryan. 566 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,554 Can you help me up? Thanks. 567 00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:47,754 Ooh. Oh! 568 00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:49,514 Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high. 569 00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:51,394 No, my heels aren't too high. 570 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:54,121 It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. 571 00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:56,921 Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis! 572 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:02,397 Sorry, Phyllis. You didn't know. 573 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:04,835 As long as I can get to the altar. 574 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,151 Oh, I'm going to get you to that altar. 575 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,840 You can take that to the bank. 576 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:12,835 You ready? 577 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:15,720 You kidding? I was born ready. 578 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:18,277 Dwight. Dwight. Dwight. 579 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:19,920 Um... 580 00:28:20,710 --> 00:28:22,633 I don't know how to tell you this, 581 00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:24,553 but we have a little bit of a problem. 582 00:28:24,630 --> 00:28:25,836 Oh, no. What? 583 00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:29,277 The ministerjust told me that it's tradition 584 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:32,797 for the bestisch Mensch to be older than the groom. 585 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,357 Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing. 586 00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:37,717 I haven't heard of it, obviously. 587 00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:40,236 But I'm out, because I'm significantly younger than you. 588 00:28:40,310 --> 00:28:42,199 Not, significant is a big word. 589 00:28:42,270 --> 00:28:44,398 I think... Well, okay, either way. 590 00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:46,393 Teeny. Either way, Dwight, 591 00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:50,073 I can't be there for you. 592 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,521 I'm sorry. 593 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:54,511 Jim... 594 00:28:54,630 --> 00:28:58,237 I just really wish there was something I could do. 595 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:07,911 Michael. 596 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,554 I can't believe you came! 597 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:15,318 That's what she said. 598 00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:22,594 Best prank ever. 599 00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:23,751 Yeah! 600 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,397 As is traditional to the Schrutes, 601 00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:55,314 the lovers are standing in their own graves, 602 00:29:55,390 --> 00:30:00,078 as a reminder that this is the only escape 603 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:01,481 from what they are about to do. 604 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:04,200 See, I get what they're trying to do, 605 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,113 but why are the graves so shallow? 606 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:19,271 "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. 607 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,672 "For lo, the winter is past, 608 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:26,072 "the rain is over and gone. 609 00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:29,597 "The time of singing has come, 610 00:30:29,670 --> 00:30:34,756 "and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. 611 00:30:35,030 --> 00:30:36,998 "Let me see your face, 612 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:41,553 "let me hear your voice, for your voice is sweet, 613 00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:44,315 "and your face is comely." 614 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:49,119 I now pronounce you man and wife. 615 00:30:57,670 --> 00:31:00,355 Release the doves! 616 00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:06,196 Oh. 617 00:31:06,270 --> 00:31:07,476 That's... 618 00:31:08,790 --> 00:31:10,360 That's not... 619 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,960 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming! 620 00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:17,193 Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. 621 00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:18,510 They'll be used for seating. 622 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:21,361 Complimentary hay hooks are placed along the aisles. 623 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:23,159 Just stab them on in there. 624 00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:02,279 Everybody! 625 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,996 See, now you don't owe me anything. 626 00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:24,401 Ravi? Ravi? 627 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:27,356 Drake has a bit of a rash and he's hot. 628 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:28,511 Oh, no! 629 00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:30,831 I was wondering, could you maybe examine him for a second? 630 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,191 Oh, yeah. You're not feeling well, little guy? 631 00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:34,681 Okay, sure. Um, shall we go inside? 632 00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:38,431 Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. 633 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:40,478 I could really use a little break, have some water. 634 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:42,040 Are you sure you don't want to go in? 635 00:32:42,110 --> 00:32:45,910 Ravi, just do it! This baby is burning up! Isn't this what you live for? 636 00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:47,355 Just, go, go! 637 00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:48,795 Thank you, Ravi. Thank you so much. 638 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,191 This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you. 639 00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:58,281 I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good. 640 00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:00,239 He'll be fine. I let him suck on a strawberry. 641 00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:01,880 He's allergic, but he'll get over it fast. 642 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:02,997 I had to talk to you. 643 00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:06,873 You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me? 644 00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:18,472 Michael has so many pictures of his kids, 645 00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:22,919 he had to get two phones with two numbers, and he pays two bills. 646 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,599 He's just so happy to have a family plan. 647 00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:34,801 Where did you learn to dance like that? 648 00:33:34,870 --> 00:33:37,680 I don't know, I've just always been really good at dancing. 649 00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:48,353 Is it me? 650 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:50,674 Is it Nellie? 651 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,957 It's everything. 652 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:01,835 I missed you. 653 00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:03,675 I missed you, too. 654 00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:09,836 Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. 655 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:13,594 But would a grump make this? 656 00:34:16,110 --> 00:34:17,600 It's me. 657 00:34:19,430 --> 00:34:21,000 It's me. 658 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,394 I love you. I love you, too! 659 00:34:27,470 --> 00:34:28,517 We're going to be together forever. 660 00:34:28,590 --> 00:34:30,080 We're running off into the sunset! 661 00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:31,800 I've finally mastered commitment! 662 00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:53,911 Rules and stuff? 663 00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:56,561 Has anyone seen Ryan? Or Kelly? 664 00:34:57,390 --> 00:35:01,031 Ooh. Yes. Uh, they left together a little while ago. 665 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:03,875 Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby 666 00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:06,556 so they can start a new life together. 667 00:35:07,030 --> 00:35:09,601 Oh, that's it. Here. 668 00:35:09,670 --> 00:35:12,241 Call Child Services and report an abandoned baby. 669 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:15,234 They'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time. 670 00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:16,994 Oh, I don't know. 671 00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:20,640 Um, Kevin, oh, I can help you with that. 672 00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:21,791 Yeah. 673 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,111 I mean, I can find someone who will... 674 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:27,990 Who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves. 675 00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:30,880 Okay. This is better. 676 00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:32,236 Yes, it is. 677 00:35:32,310 --> 00:35:33,596 Hi. 678 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:35,590 Oh, yes. Hey. 679 00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:39,516 Yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is. 680 00:35:39,590 --> 00:35:43,311 If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to find me. 681 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:46,117 We'll be somewhere in Europe. 682 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,516 Won't we? 683 00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:57,832 I feel like all my kids grew up 684 00:35:57,950 --> 00:36:00,032 and then they married each other. 685 00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:04,472 It's every parent's dream! 686 00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,641 Thank you so much. Good night. 687 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,240 Good luck. Really fun. 688 00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:11,715 The doc crew is throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight. 689 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:15,272 Yeah, I heard. It sounds kind of lame. No offense. 690 00:36:15,350 --> 00:36:16,511 You going, Toby? 691 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,513 Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early. 692 00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:21,673 It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going. 693 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,673 You have to go, Toby! Yeah, come on, Tobes! 694 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:24,956 Come on, Toby. 695 00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:26,395 Yeah, I'll stop by. 696 00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:28,040 There he is. 697 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:41,281 I need to get out of this dress. 698 00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:42,920 I got to get out of this dress. 699 00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:46,241 Oh, I'm sorry, Pam. 700 00:36:46,990 --> 00:36:48,594 What's going on? 701 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:51,031 Why are you still here? 702 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,590 I'm so sorry, they were an hour late. 703 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,001 No, really, what's going on? 704 00:36:55,070 --> 00:36:56,435 Okay, Okay- 705 00:36:57,790 --> 00:37:02,034 So this past year has been really great, 706 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:03,953 and you've been great, 707 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:07,871 and I know that you had to make this choice, 708 00:37:07,950 --> 00:37:09,281 and you had to give something up for me. 709 00:37:09,350 --> 00:37:12,399 But I never want you to have to give up anything. 710 00:37:12,470 --> 00:37:14,996 I just thought if I could get us an offer, 711 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:17,192 then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way 712 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:20,956 and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture, 713 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:25,033 and show you all at once just how much I love you, 714 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:28,319 and how much I really do believe in your future. 715 00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:30,401 Sorry, how long have you been showing the house? 716 00:37:30,470 --> 00:37:31,881 About two months. 717 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:32,997 That's why it's so clean. 718 00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:34,117 Yeah. 719 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,071 I mean, you were going to do this without me? 720 00:37:37,950 --> 00:37:40,476 Well, you bought the house without telling me, 721 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,440 so I thought I could sell it without telling you. 722 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,881 Oh, okay. 723 00:37:47,190 --> 00:37:48,476 Where would we go? 724 00:37:49,190 --> 00:37:51,431 Austin, maybe? 725 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:55,913 I promise you, you don't have to do this for me. 726 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:57,913 I'm doing it for us. 727 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:00,481 - The last... - Okay, we'll take it. 728 00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:01,631 Hold on one second. 729 00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:04,236 The last few months have meant the world to me, 730 00:38:04,310 --> 00:38:05,596 and all I care about... Hold on a second. 731 00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:06,910 Wait, what did you just say? 732 00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:09,721 We want to buy your house. 733 00:38:13,550 --> 00:38:14,881 You want to do this? 734 00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:16,156 I want to do this. 735 00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:17,641 You really want to do this? 736 00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:19,041 I really want to do this! 737 00:38:22,110 --> 00:38:23,521 Oh, my God! 738 00:38:27,110 --> 00:38:28,475 Hey, Darryl. 739 00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:32,351 What? 740 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,351 Yeah! 741 00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:36,670 All right! 742 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:38,161 We're so excited. 743 00:38:40,270 --> 00:38:41,476 Cool. 744 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:42,756 Oh, that's for PBS executives only. 745 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:46,596 I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this. 746 00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:50,634 I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. 747 00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:52,360 I'd love to contribute to your campaign. 748 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,036 Thank you, David. 749 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,673 Uh, could I please have your attention? 750 00:38:59,150 --> 00:39:02,677 So, a year ago, I got my first art commission 751 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,798 to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin. 752 00:39:04,870 --> 00:39:08,761 And I decided to paint the history of paper, 753 00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:10,480 which was just some trees and stuff. 754 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:13,520 And then someone spray-painted a bunch of butts on it 755 00:39:13,590 --> 00:39:15,592 and I had to start from the beginning. 756 00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:18,355 But it all worked out for the best, 757 00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:21,832 because I think that I've painted the perfect thing, 758 00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:25,039 which is the history of us, all of us. 759 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,355 And this is for you, Jim. 760 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,081 And go ahead! 761 00:39:39,270 --> 00:39:41,637 Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the mural. 762 00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:54,593 Oh, um, I kind of meant just everybody from the office. 763 00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:04,315 Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. 764 00:40:05,590 --> 00:40:07,797 Smiles, everybody, smiles! 765 00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:14,316 All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody. 766 00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:19,556 Let's go. 767 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:28,154 Okay, I need a drink. 768 00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:30,836 Yeah, we all need a drink. 769 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,241 What the... 770 00:40:33,350 --> 00:40:35,921 There's only dandelion tea and raisins in here. 771 00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:38,152 Hey, bottom drawer. 772 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,675 Yes. 773 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:56,158 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 774 00:40:56,790 --> 00:41:00,237 Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore. 775 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:06,873 I didn't watch the whole documentary. 776 00:41:06,950 --> 00:41:09,396 After a few episodes, it was too painful. 777 00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,592 I kept wanting to scream at Pam. 778 00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:15,678 It took me so long to do so many important things. 779 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:19,118 It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy 780 00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,561 than I could have been. 781 00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:25,953 Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. 782 00:41:26,670 --> 00:41:31,198 It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. 783 00:41:31,270 --> 00:41:34,513 Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. 784 00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:39,831 But, it would just make my heart soar 785 00:41:39,910 --> 00:41:43,915 if someone out there saw this and she said to herself, 786 00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:49,880 "Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears. 787 00:41:49,950 --> 00:41:52,317 "Just go after what you want. 788 00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:55,673 "And act fast, because life just isn't that long." 789 00:41:56,910 --> 00:42:01,837 If there is one thing that I've learned through this whole experience, 790 00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:07,997 it's that if you film anybody long enough, 791 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,716 they're going to do something stupid. 792 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:14,397 It's only human natural. 793 00:42:15,990 --> 00:42:17,196 Hey, guys. 794 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:21,841 What about the honeymoon? 795 00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:23,799 Oh, the honeymoon can wait until tomorrow. 796 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:25,281 We wanted to hang out with you guys. 797 00:42:25,350 --> 00:42:28,672 I mean, when are we all going to be here together again? 798 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,161 Aw, J, P and D, the three amigos. 799 00:42:32,230 --> 00:42:33,516 It warms my heart. 800 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:36,070 Hey, what do you say when I get back from our honeymoon, 801 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:39,233 the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? 802 00:42:40,230 --> 00:42:41,994 What is that meaningful look? 803 00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:45,880 You know what? Maybe we should talk. 804 00:42:45,950 --> 00:42:48,351 Hey, come here! You guys need to see this. 805 00:42:48,430 --> 00:42:49,477 What is it? 806 00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:51,120 You're probably sitting there wondering 807 00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:52,760 what will be your mark? 808 00:42:52,830 --> 00:42:54,480 What will you be known for? 809 00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:57,434 It might surprise you to learn. .. 810 00:42:57,790 --> 00:42:59,519 I finally feel ready. 811 00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:01,194 Athlead is growing. Athleap. 812 00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:03,841 And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. 813 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:07,756 We'll come back to visit, but I think it's time for us to officially... 814 00:43:07,830 --> 00:43:10,276 No, don't say it. You're fired. You're both fired. 815 00:43:10,350 --> 00:43:12,398 Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note. 816 00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:14,592 Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. 817 00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:15,876 The best that I can do is one month 818 00:43:15,950 --> 00:43:17,076 for every year you've been here, 819 00:43:17,150 --> 00:43:18,436 that's the max. 820 00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:22,000 Thanks, Dwight. 821 00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:24,393 And, hey, if you're ever in Austin... 822 00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:28,714 Oh, right, for what? The art? The music? The incredible night life? 823 00:43:28,830 --> 00:43:30,036 No, thank you. 824 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,356 But if you're ever in the area, 825 00:43:31,430 --> 00:43:33,751 you'll always have a place to stay, 826 00:43:33,830 --> 00:43:35,195 in my barn. 827 00:43:35,870 --> 00:43:37,201 There it is. 828 00:43:37,270 --> 00:43:39,591 Do I get along with my co-workers? 829 00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:42,321 Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore. 830 00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:43,880 I have subordinates. 831 00:43:43,950 --> 00:43:47,432 So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? 832 00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:48,955 Let's see. 833 00:43:49,030 --> 00:43:51,601 My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, 834 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,240 is the only person I know who knows how to 835 00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:55,512 properly head bang to Motdrhead. 836 00:43:56,550 --> 00:44:00,600 Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. 837 00:44:00,670 --> 00:44:04,038 Angela Schrute, my former accountant, is now my wife. 838 00:44:04,110 --> 00:44:07,114 My top salesman, Jim Halpert, was best man at my wedding, 839 00:44:07,230 --> 00:44:11,838 and office administrator Pamela Beesly-Halpert is my best friend. 840 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,115 So, yes. 841 00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:18,558 I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates. 842 00:44:18,630 --> 00:44:20,792 You might feel sorry for me, 843 00:44:20,910 --> 00:44:22,958 but I actually feel sorry for you, 844 00:44:23,710 --> 00:44:25,917 because you're about to leave Cornell! 845 00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:27,719 So say it with me. 846 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:31,158 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry! 847 00:44:31,310 --> 00:44:33,392 on, yes! 848 00:44:35,390 --> 00:44:37,119 You did good. Real good. 849 00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:39,079 Thanks, Dad. Darryl. 850 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,913 I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin 851 00:44:42,990 --> 00:44:46,597 thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. 852 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:49,593 The weird thing is, 853 00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:51,559 now I'm exactly where I want to be, 854 00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:53,951 I got my dream job at Cornell, 855 00:44:54,990 --> 00:44:58,119 and I'm still just thinking about my old pals, 856 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:01,511 only now, they're the ones I made here. 857 00:45:02,670 --> 00:45:06,391 I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days 858 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:09,201 before you've actually left them. 859 00:45:12,270 --> 00:45:15,558 Someone should write a song about that. 860 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,635 You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. 861 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,195 It's not much. 862 00:45:22,270 --> 00:45:26,434 But if you see it the right way, 863 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:31,110 and that's what you did with this documentary. 864 00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:34,873 But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary 865 00:45:34,950 --> 00:45:37,920 and you couldn't once show me doing my origami? 866 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,274 Uh, oh! 867 00:45:59,230 --> 00:46:02,677 I saw a friend today And it had been a while 868 00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:07,599 And we forgot each other's names 869 00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:12,318 But it didn't matter Because deep inside 870 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,560 The feelings still remained the same 871 00:46:17,510 --> 00:46:21,560 Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. 872 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,715 You could see yourself change 873 00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:30,114 and make mistakes and grow up. 874 00:46:31,430 --> 00:46:34,001 You could watch yourself fall in love. 875 00:46:35,310 --> 00:46:37,358 Watch yourself become a husband. 876 00:46:38,430 --> 00:46:40,159 Become a father. 877 00:46:41,950 --> 00:46:43,759 You guys gave that to me. 878 00:46:45,190 --> 00:46:49,161 And that's an amazing gift. 879 00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:53,397 Hey, Jim, remember Flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? 880 00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:55,237 It was awesome. 881 00:46:55,310 --> 00:46:56,391 Thanks, Phyll. 882 00:46:56,470 --> 00:46:58,359 I still have my medal from that. 883 00:46:58,430 --> 00:46:59,795 Do you even have a mattress? 884 00:46:59,870 --> 00:47:01,759 No, but I still have my medal from that. 885 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:10,720 Oscar? Oscar? 886 00:47:12,350 --> 00:47:14,193 I think I'm gay. 887 00:47:15,790 --> 00:47:17,440 Why do you say that? 888 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:20,718 It's just that I'm so emotional. 889 00:47:20,790 --> 00:47:22,838 You're not gay. You're not gay. 890 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:24,400 No, but, maybe the reason... 891 00:47:24,510 --> 00:47:25,955 You're not gay. 892 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:29,879 Now the faces that I know 893 00:47:31,550 --> 00:47:33,917 Have that same familiar glow 894 00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:40,000 I think I must have known them Somewhere once before 895 00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:41,396 How did you do it? 896 00:47:41,470 --> 00:47:44,041 How did you capture what it was really like? 897 00:47:44,110 --> 00:47:47,239 How we felt, and how we made each other laugh, 898 00:47:47,310 --> 00:47:50,439 and how we got through the day. How did you do it? 899 00:47:51,310 --> 00:47:53,392 Also how do cameras work? 900 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:57,191 Every day when I came to work, all I wanted to do was leave. 901 00:47:57,270 --> 00:48:01,355 So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now? 902 00:48:01,430 --> 00:48:03,558 It all seems so very arbitrary. 903 00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:08,716 Iapphed for a job at this company because they were hiring. 904 00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:12,033 I took a desk at the back because it was empty. 905 00:48:12,110 --> 00:48:17,116 But no matter how you get there or where you end up, 906 00:48:17,830 --> 00:48:22,711 human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. 907 00:48:31,630 --> 00:48:33,314 Let's do this. 908 00:48:35,590 --> 00:48:38,992 I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story 909 00:48:39,070 --> 00:48:41,118 with anyone out there who thinks 910 00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:44,160 they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. 911 00:48:44,230 --> 00:48:46,801 You're not alone, sister. 912 00:48:46,870 --> 00:48:48,360 Let's get a beer sometime. 913 00:48:54,150 --> 00:48:56,551 I'm happy that this was all filmed, 914 00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:59,600 so I can remember everyone and what we did. 915 00:49:01,030 --> 00:49:03,237 I worked for a paper company all these years, 916 00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:05,392 and I never wrote anything down. 917 00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,516 I sold paper at this company for 12 years. 918 00:49:13,590 --> 00:49:16,116 My job was to speak to clients on the phone 919 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:19,433 aboutquanfifies and types of copier paper. 920 00:49:19,510 --> 00:49:21,956 Even if I didn't love every minute of it, 921 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:27,321 everything I have, I owe to this job. 922 00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:34,595 This stupid, wonderful, boring, 923 00:49:36,070 --> 00:49:37,720 amazing job. 924 00:49:39,470 --> 00:49:44,237 I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary, 925 00:49:45,110 --> 00:49:46,839 but all in all, 926 00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:51,112 I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin 927 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:53,511 was a great subject for a documentary. 928 00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:58,074 There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 929 00:49:59,310 --> 00:50:00,994 Isn't that kind of the point? 930 00:50:01,455 --> 00:50:11,455 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/729ka Help other users to choose the best subtitles