1 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,840 It's beautiful, isn't it? 2 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,520 It's all right. 3 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,280 Keep up. 4 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,640 So what happens now? 5 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,480 Uh, I'll go find us somewhere. 6 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,520 Do you wanna wait here? 7 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,960 No way. I'm coming. 8 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,600 Can I take that? 9 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,240 Nope. 10 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,040 Right. Rule number one. No flirting with me or with anyone else. 11 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,160 Well, that's easy. I don't flirt. 12 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,760 Here. 13 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,080 Well, there goes rule number two. 14 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,320 What time does the seminar start? 15 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,920 Oh. Depends. 16 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,200 How long will it take you to learn how to read? 17 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,640 There's that Northern charm. 18 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,680 Try this. Love and mortality in communist Prague. 19 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,440 Ah. Well, this looks… 20 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,200 …unbearable. 21 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,840 Factor 30? 22 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,880 I still burn. 23 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,160 I need cream. Everyone needs cream. 24 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,200 Can I help you? 25 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,160 Do you want me to do your back? 26 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,760 Go on, then. 27 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,960 Scooped quite low, isn't it? 28 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,200 Good job I didn't put it on backwards. 29 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,240 Excuse me. 30 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,200 - Hi there. - Aren't you that bloke off the telly? 31 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,400 Uh… um, I might be. 32 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,840 Largin' It, isn't it? The program you're on. 33 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,000 Yeah, that's the one. 34 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,120 I knew it. Are you on the TV too? 35 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,840 No, I work in a restaurant. 36 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,720 Well, part-time. As manager. 37 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,400 Packing it in soon, though. Training to be a teacher. 38 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,200 - Uh… - Maybe we'll see you lot later, then? 39 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,640 - Uh, grab a beer or something. - Yeah. 40 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,920 Mm. 41 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,440 Oh my God. 42 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,280 What? 43 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,080 You appear to be very slightly famous. 44 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,560 Does that happen a lot? 45 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,680 No. No, that's never happened before. 46 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 Yeah. 47 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,240 - That was weird. - By weird, do you mean amazing? 48 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,360 What? Oh. Oh. 49 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,080 Look at you. Delighted, I can see it. Shut up. 50 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,440 Absolutely bloody delighted! 51 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,680 Stop! Stop! 52 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,680 Last one in the sea's a minor celebrity. 53 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,960 It's not gonna change you, is it? What? 54 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,160 Slight fame. 55 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,480 - God, I hate that word. - What, "slight"? 56 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,880 Oh, come on. You've probably never even watched it. 57 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,560 Course I've watched it. 58 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,800 And? 59 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,920 - Oh, just tell me what you think. - Okay. 60 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,400 Well, I think the program's a bit like being screamed at for an hour 61 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,600 by a drunk with a strobe light. 62 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,200 Okay. That's fair. 63 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,400 What about me? 64 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:28,520 I mean, am… am I any good as a presenter? 65 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,080 Yes. 66 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,040 Yeah, you're good. You… you are. 67 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,560 You're warm and funny, and… 68 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,600 I suppose some people might even find you attractive. 69 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,280 - Look. - What? 70 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,960 Naked! Everyone on that beach is naked. 71 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,600 Should we? 72 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,320 What? 73 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,640 Go and join them. Move over to that beach. 74 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,720 Uh, alas, we're prevented by rule four. 75 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,160 No nudity. 76 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,040 It's not a rule. It's a guideline. 77 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,000 No, it's a rule. 78 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,680 Well, we've already broken the bed one. 79 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,200 So… 80 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,120 All the more reason to rigorously enforce the rest. 81 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,640 Why don't you go? I'll try to tear my eyes away. 82 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,600 I just thought we might be more comfortable. 83 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,920 More comfortable? 84 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,280 No, I don't think I would be more comfortable. 85 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,920 Besides, I don't think your girlfriend would be very pleased. 86 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,160 Ah, Ingrid wouldn't care. 87 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,360 She's very open-minded, Ingrid. 88 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,040 She'd have had her top off in departures. 89 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,560 Of course, there's not much I haven't seen. 90 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,200 What's that? 91 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,800 I'm just saying. 92 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Remember? Grad ball? 93 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,400 If I close my eyes, I can still picture it. 94 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,840 Mm. Oh my God. 95 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,720 Yep. Our one night of love. 96 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,120 Oy! 97 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,160 There you are, in your nuclear disarmament T-shirt. 98 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,240 Mm, drunk. 99 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,640 - Not that drunk. - Mm, drunk enough. 100 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,520 In fact, I've blanked it out. Like a car crash. 101 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,520 It was a fun night. Come on. 102 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,840 You, with your big dreams and your washed-out C&A pants. 103 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,360 What? 104 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,920 You. 105 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,800 "C&A pants." You're funny sometimes. 106 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Am I? 107 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,880 Yeah. Every now and then. 108 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,800 You should be on TV. 109 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,680 - Who wants first shower? - Oh, you go for it. 110 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,080 I'm gonna sit out here. 111 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,800 Shit. 112 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,680 Oh fuck. 113 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,320 - It's free. - Hmm? 114 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,360 Maybe we should just stay here all week. 115 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,960 Not island-hop. Just stay here. 116 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,920 Maybe. 117 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,160 You think you'd get bored? 118 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,800 Uh-uh. 119 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,680 Happy, then? 120 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,400 So what now? 121 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,000 Whatever you want. 122 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,160 Scrabble. 123 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,880 Uh, this was expressly negotiated. 124 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,385 Rule five. 125 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,200 Was that a rule? I thought it was more of a guideline. 126 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,360 Okay. Dinner, then. I'm starving. 127 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,880 Done. 128 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,520 Apparently, they have this thing called "Greek salad." 129 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,200 Do you think we'll get sick of each other, 130 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,600 staying here for eight days? 131 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,760 No. 132 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,680 We might. 133 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,960 And in case we do… 134 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,120 …I had an idea. 135 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,280 Let's tell each other something that the other person doesn't know. 136 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,000 Like a secret? 137 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,120 Like a secret. 138 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,000 Every night for the rest of the holiday. 139 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,640 Cool. Okay. Mm-hmm? 140 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,625 You first. 141 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,480 - No, no. You first. - Why me first? 142 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,120 'Cause you've got a bottomless supply to choose from. 143 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,160 Okay. 144 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,760 Okay, here goes. 145 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,840 Mm-hmm? 146 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,920 I got off with a guy. 147 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,640 I mean, it… it wasn't a big deal. I was off my face, but… 148 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,880 Continue. 149 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,400 Uh, well, I was on this hard-core night. 150 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:23,360 "Sex Face," in a club called Strap in Vauxhall. 151 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,080 "Sex Face" at Strap? 152 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,480 Anyway, I was there with Ingrid and some of her mates, 153 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,120 and I was dancing, and this guy comes up to me, 154 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,240 chaps and a harness, and… 155 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,120 …he just started kissing me, so I kissed him back. 156 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,560 And, um, did you enjoy it? 157 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,680 It was all right. I mean, a mouth's just a mouth. 158 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,880 Oh, "A mouth is just a mouth." 159 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,760 Dex, you have the soul of a poet. You know what I mean. 160 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,400 What did Ingrid say? 161 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,920 She just laughed. She doesn't mind. 162 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,480 She's bisexual, anyway. 163 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,520 Yeah, of course. Course she is. 164 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,280 That's what we're supposed to do at our age, isn't it? 165 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,800 Experimenting? 166 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880 Are we? 167 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,600 No one tells me anything. 168 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,160 Don't give me that… that robot nun routine. 169 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,600 You must have got up to stuff. So come on. 170 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,360 Your turn. 171 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,960 Mm. Okay. 172 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,920 Yeah. Let me think. 173 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,240 Go on. 174 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:38,160 After we met at graduation, 175 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,800 before we became, you know, pals… 176 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,280 …I had a bit of a crush on you. 177 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,840 Well, not a bit of a crush, actually. 178 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,360 A massive crush, for ages. 179 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,720 I wrote poetry and everything. 180 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,400 Poetry? 181 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,040 Yeah, I'm not proud of myself. 182 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,960 Well, I'm sorry, Em, but… 183 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,200 that doesn't count. 184 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,600 Why not? 185 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:27,080 Because you said it had to be something that the other person didn't know. 186 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,200 Oh my God, you're so annoying. 187 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,840 - How did you know? - Tilly told me. 188 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,480 Oh God, Tilly. 189 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,520 So what happened to it? This crush? 190 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,040 Just suppose it was something you get over in time. Like shingles. 191 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,400 No, really. What happened? 192 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,120 I got to know you. 193 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,080 And then… 194 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,040 cured. 195 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,440 Can we get the bill? 196 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,240 Want to go down to the beach? 197 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,200 All right, I'm going for a swim. 198 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,505 You coming? 199 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,480 Are you insane? 200 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Come on! 201 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,880 - I'll drown! - No, you won't. 202 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,440 Come on. It'll sober us up. 203 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,920 I haven't got my… Oh my God. 204 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,560 Whoo! 205 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,040 d Maybe another day d Whoo! 206 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,880 - Come in! - No chance! 207 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,800 It's lovely! 208 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,160 Emma, come on! 209 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,440 Come on! 210 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,160 You know you want to. 211 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,680 Whoo! 212 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,880 Why are you such a prude? 213 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,440 Turn around! 214 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,360 It's so warm! 215 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,160 Come on, Em. Before the sun comes up. 216 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,160 So this is it, then? 217 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,160 - What is? - Skinny-dipping. 218 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,240 It is. What do you think? 219 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,440 Very larky! 220 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,600 That's a very soulful face. 221 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,880 - You're not doing a wee, are ya? - No. 222 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,360 No. 223 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,160 Sorry for being a bit dickish in the restaurant. 224 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,480 It's all right. I'm used to it. 225 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,120 I mean, I felt the same. 226 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,080 I didn't write any poetry or anything, but I fancied you. 227 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,800 I fancy you. 228 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,480 It's just my problem is that I… 229 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,400 …I fancy pretty much everyone. 230 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,560 I just don't think I'm ready for a relationship. 231 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,280 I… I think, um… 232 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,760 I think we'd want different things. 233 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,920 But if you… 234 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,560 if you wanted a bit of fun, 235 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,280 no strings, no obligations, 236 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,320 I'd be up for it. 237 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,480 I'll take that as a "No, thanks." 238 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,000 It's weird, you know. 239 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,520 How you like to keep me warm. 240 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,600 What? 241 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,520 It's like you want me to still fancy you. 242 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,040 Like it's a… 243 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,640 a necessary condition of the cosmos or something. 244 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,600 That I should always just be off to one side somewhere, 245 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,320 twinkling away for you. 246 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,960 Em, I don't think that's true. 247 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,120 You're… You're not, though, are you? 248 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,080 Twinkling? 249 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600 No. 250 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,160 Night, Dex. 251 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,280 Night.