1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:03,419 You can't disappear for 10 years, 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,257 then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit 3 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:08,019 from when we were kids! If you see me around the building, 4 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:09,091 act like you don't know me 5 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,801 - because you don't. - Happily. 6 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,762 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 7 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:15,932 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone. 8 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,473 - I see you're a musician. - Oh, good eye. 9 00:00:18,474 --> 00:00:19,620 Is that your bassoon 10 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,646 I hear playing through the courtyard every night? 11 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:24,273 It's lovely. I think of it as the sound of the Arconia. 12 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,817 Oh, that's really sweet. 13 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,110 Well, hello there, Sting! 14 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,738 Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting. 15 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,158 She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night. 16 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,369 Are you suggesting I had something to do with that? 17 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,371 - No, no, no, no. I... - Please, your dog. 18 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,359 Control him! I don't like dogs. 19 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,369 Oh... 20 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:48,379 Winnie? 21 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,260 Who would do this to you? 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,980 Testing, testing. 23 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,819 We good? 24 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,520 I don't need to hear it right now. 25 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:49,270 Who doesn't love a second chance? 26 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,776 Another shot at righting 27 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,405 some painful mistake that's haunted you? 28 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,940 Or at healing the wounds you may have inflicted. 29 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,780 - Will? - Yeah. Yeah. 30 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,229 - I got here as fast as I could. - Get in, get in. 31 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:02,680 - Where's Winnie? - Just in there. Hurry! Go! 32 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,498 - Just run! - Calm down. Relax! Relax! 33 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,627 But a second chance always comes with risk. 34 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,004 What the fuck is GM? 35 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,508 You might make the same mistake again. 36 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,637 Or you might make a worse one. 37 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,860 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 38 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,699 - Oliver? - I'm in here! 39 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,451 Hey, what happened? Are you okay? 40 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,996 - The killer poisoned my dog. - What? 41 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,369 My son has her. He's a vet. 42 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:30,500 She recovered, thank God, but clearly, we are getting close 43 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,170 if they're sending a message to the leader. 44 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,838 Is the leader you? 45 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,090 Did they poison your dog? 46 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,134 They left this. 47 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,805 "End the podcast or I end you." 48 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,724 What if Winnie had died? 49 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,184 It would be on me again. 50 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:50,354 And my stupid... goddamn visionary ambitions. 51 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,566 Okay, whoever poisoned Winnie clearly killed Tim, 52 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,276 - so who did this? - Gather 'round. 53 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,903 Look, I'm gonna record this. 54 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,571 So... 55 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,617 I know this seems impossible, it's bananas, but... 56 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:04,040 I think there's a very strong chance 57 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,550 that the person who poisoned Winnie 58 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:11,000 was, and-and this gives me no pleasure in saying this... 59 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,878 musical superstar Sting. 60 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,757 The guy from U2? 61 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,925 - Are you kidding me? - Sting. 62 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,761 - The Police? Roxanne? - Every Breath You Take, 63 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,013 only one of the biggest love songs of all time? 64 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,431 Who educated you? 65 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,725 Oh, now I know. He did Sledgehammer. 66 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,435 - Ah! Peter Gabriel! - That's Peter Gabriel! 67 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,355 Guys, I know who Sting is! 68 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,191 And by the way, Every Breath You Take is no love song. 69 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,902 It's about a jealous stalker and surveillance, 70 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:42,241 and it actually seems like it was written by a... killer. 71 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:45,952 Oliver, look, I know you would love to have a celebrity killer, 72 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,371 but Sting did not murder Tim Kono. 73 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,706 - Oh, my God. - What? 74 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,334 "Sting loses millions. 75 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:58,048 "Funds mismanaged by his former investment firm Wright & Ogilvy." 76 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,467 That's Tim's old firm. 77 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:04,640 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Didn't dead cat guy say 78 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:06,764 that Tim Kono got fired because he lost 79 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,759 some big client's money? 80 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,070 Tim Kono lost Sting's money. 81 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,729 It's always about the money! 82 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,566 This is exactly like Die Hard! 83 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,401 Could it be this simple though? 84 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,988 Tim just got murdered by some pissed-off client? 85 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,364 Oh, boy! 86 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,940 Sting is on Ursula's list of people who were in the building 87 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,326 the night of Tim's murder, 88 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,496 and on her list of people who stayed during the fire alarm. 89 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,999 How did you miss that? 90 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,791 Because it was Sting! 91 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:37,128 I figured he stayed behind to write some fucking masterpiece. 92 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,423 Guys, this is actually something. 93 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,717 Okay, and if it is... 94 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,053 We have hit the mother lode. 95 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,850 Rock icon Sting is a dog-poisoning murderer. 96 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,561 He's like the next OJ. 97 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,120 A hot Buddhist OJ. 98 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:58,900 I will say this is our strongest suspect yet, next to tie-dye guy. 99 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,611 - Enough with tie-dye guy! - We cannot forget about tie-dye guy! 100 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,155 But if we're gonna go down this road, we need some advice. 101 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,450 With someone this big, you only get one shot. 102 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,534 We need Cinda Canning. 103 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,840 Uh, well, sure. I mean, who wouldn't want 104 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:15,583 the Queen of Murder Podcasts, but how? 105 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,330 Well, I could work my connections. 106 00:06:17,355 --> 00:06:20,339 I do know that we go to the same cupcake store. 107 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,090 I think I can do better than that. 108 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:25,593 Try that again. 109 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,970 I think I can do better than that. 110 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,765 Okay, maybe I can cut these two together and... 111 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,391 then redo it. 112 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,979 - Charles, hi. - Hey, Arnav, how's it going? 113 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,520 Good. Nice to see you. It's funny. 114 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:42,778 Uh, Anaya was just FaceTiming with Lucy. 115 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,987 She asked about you. 116 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,739 Oh. Th-that's nice. 117 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:50,117 So, anyway, so I have this faint memory 118 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,828 that you're parent friends with Cinda Canning? 119 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,456 Something about circus arts class Tuesday morning? 120 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,708 Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. 121 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,128 Well, you know, I'm working on this podcast... 122 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,630 I mean, we're not that close. 123 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,799 You know, I don't want to put you in a weird position, 124 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,080 but this podcast is the first thing 125 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:11,265 that's really got my juices flowing in a long time. 126 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,009 - Yeah. Sure. - Hey. Really? 127 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:17,800 I'm sure she'd be happy to help the next generation. 128 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,774 Or anyone looking to learn. 129 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:22,942 Thank you. 130 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,615 So, um... Lucy seems happy? 131 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,784 She does. 132 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:33,200 That's good. 133 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,705 Thanks again. 134 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,720 I can't believe you got us this meeting. 135 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,340 - Yeah. - Well, I did. 136 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,756 And I think I should run it, too, 137 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,301 because we need this one thing to run smoothly, okay? 138 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,344 - Okay. Sure. - All right. If you think that's smart. 139 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,510 And if we go in there yelling, "Sting is a killer," 140 00:07:52,530 --> 00:07:54,239 Cinda's gonna think we're lunatics. 141 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,351 Oh. Hi. 142 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:01,148 H-hi. I mean, hi. I said, I said, hi. Ha! 143 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,694 Hi. We met on another elevator. 144 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,946 - Hello. - Right. 145 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,823 You two do this a lot? 146 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,827 Oh, just on the weekends. 147 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,746 Well, you're dolled up. 148 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,374 Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman. 149 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:22,210 Well, uh, yeah. 150 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,836 Yeah, I-I guess I am. 151 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,088 For a business meeting. 152 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,591 Yes. Uh, that's correct. 153 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:31,136 And I can see you're going to be a... 154 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,930 a sexy bassoonist. 155 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,759 Based on your shirt only! Uh, not based... 156 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,020 I'm gonna stop you before you accidentally say I'm not sexy. 157 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,855 Please, stop me. 158 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,025 Someone stop me. 159 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,760 Well, it was nice seeing you again. 160 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,406 You, too. 161 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,785 Hope to hear your playing tonight like always? 162 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,996 You'll hear me bassooner or later. 163 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,876 Well, someone was a little flirty. 164 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,793 It was a lot of bassoon jokes, 165 00:09:05,794 --> 00:09:06,979 but she's cute. 166 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,422 - Mm-hmm. - You should ask her out. 167 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,217 Oh. Nah, I'm too set in my ways. 168 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,594 Plus someone in the building, if it doesn't work out... 169 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,972 - Now's not a good time, so. - Right. 170 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:18,015 You should wait. Plenty of time. 171 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,519 You know, 70 is the new 40. 172 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,981 I want you to be less mean. 173 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,567 I know you do. 174 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,630 Hello! 175 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,883 Hello! Hi! Hi! 176 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:54,385 - Hi... Whoa! - Oh, my God! 177 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,679 - Hello, how are you? - Thank you so much for taking the time. 178 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,308 - We're huge fans. - Oh, please. Go on. 179 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:03,069 Really, you're the reason I care about murder. 180 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,135 And you're the reason we all met! 181 00:10:05,136 --> 00:10:08,482 It's true. And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover. 182 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,403 The time you were buried in raw sewage for eight hours? 183 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,198 You know what it feels like to be buried up to your chest in sewage? 184 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,283 What? 185 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,284 Like a Peabody! 186 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,952 Oh, that-that's clever. 187 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:23,999 Cinda won the Peabody in 2018, ha. 188 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,209 And again in 2020. 189 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,960 - Yes. - Ah. Cinda, 190 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,754 as I know you know, I'm a director, 191 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,255 - so I can't help... - Sorry to interrupt. 192 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,840 The call is in, Cinda. Line two. 193 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,176 Thank you, Cindy. 194 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,130 - There are three of them. - It's a value pack. 195 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:42,640 I'm so sorry to have to take this. 196 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:45,061 It's just, uh, well, it's silly really. We just... 197 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:49,607 We may or may not be about to get bought for $30 million. 198 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,900 - What? - Whoa. 199 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,111 - Take it. - Hello! 200 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,863 What will it mean to get "bought"? 201 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,074 She won't stop making podcasts, will she? 202 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,951 Uh, what they're buying is her. 203 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,621 - Oh. Of course. - Ah... 204 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,582 So, you want to make a podcast. 205 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,502 I usually steer aspiring podcasters 206 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,338 to a course at SUNY Oneonta. 207 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,632 It's taught by a former assistant of mine... 208 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,870 Well, well, well, we're not complete novices. 209 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:20,720 In fact, we are already working on a murder podcast, 210 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,600 and we've already come across something really huge. 211 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,017 Wait, wait, just go back. 212 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,728 Did you, uh, you know the, uh, 30 million? 213 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,063 So glad you asked that. 214 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,483 Uh, yes. We have been acquired. 215 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,277 - Big day. - Whoa... 216 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,821 So, you were on to something huge. 217 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,574 - It involves a major celebrity. - Whom we cannot divulge. 218 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,073 Suffice it to say, he'll be watching you. 219 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:44,100 I don't get the reference, I'm sorry. 220 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,915 He thinks every little thing you do is magic. 221 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,835 Sting. 222 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,545 And he poisoned my dog. Sir Sting. 223 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:56,132 - Sting! - From The Police, ironically. 224 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,300 I know it sounds crazy. 225 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,469 I'm sorry. Did you say he-he poisoned your dog? 226 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,764 Well, it was a message to the leader. 227 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,060 Poppy, give me a tagline for a show where Sting is the killer. 228 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,604 We should've suspected 229 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,731 when we entered the hornet's nest 230 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,108 we wouldn't escape without... 231 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,234 a sting. 232 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,694 Ooh. 233 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,571 She's really got the voice down, doesn't she? 234 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,115 And the writing will come! 235 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,076 So, you were saying... 236 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,300 Well, you know, we need your advice 237 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,996 on how to get Sting to sit down with us. 238 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,249 Right. How do we get in? 239 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,251 Okay, well, with a public person, 240 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,755 the key is to enter in a way that disarms them. 241 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,540 For example, with OK, 242 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,926 I was able to get the mayor's confession 243 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,055 by showing up at his house with a fully cooked turkey. 244 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,080 - Of course. - A turkey. 245 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:48,519 Who turns someone away who has cooked them a 19-pound turkey? 246 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,395 - We bring Sting a turkey? - Well, I mean, 247 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,440 - find your version of turkey. - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 248 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,740 Of course. That's so helpful. 249 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,485 We just don't wanna make a mess of this. 250 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,947 Ah-ha! Lean in for the nugget, folks. 251 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,617 Are you ready for the nugget? 252 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,953 Embrace the mess. 253 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,539 That's where the good stuff lives. 254 00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:11,582 I love you so much. 255 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,421 Embrace the mess. 256 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,419 That's beautiful. 257 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:35,180 What? You think I can't do it? 258 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,649 Did you not see what I did today? 259 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,477 Hate when people say hhhummus. 260 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,813 It's hummus. You just relax it. 261 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,566 So you, like, never eat an actual meal. 262 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,360 Dips are an actual meal. I keep telling you this. 263 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,154 And no dish washing. It's all containers and fingers. 264 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,657 Gross. 265 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,030 Fuck off. 266 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,714 We're here to brainstorm on what our turkey should be. 267 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,717 What do we bring Sting? 268 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,427 I actually have plans. 269 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,345 Are you wearing cologne? 270 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,181 Wait, are you going on a date? 271 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,933 Did you ask out sexy bassoonist? 272 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,768 Really? 273 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,395 This is so cool! 274 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,103 What are the plans? I feel like I need to approve them. 275 00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:24,600 Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer 276 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,630 than you've been alive, 277 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,155 and I'm especially expert at first dates. 278 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,740 Because that's what I mostly have. 279 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,319 Oh, bubbeleh. 280 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,640 What's wrong? Give the weight to the young people. 281 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:41,940 - We can bear it. - I just... I just find dating exhausting. 282 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,921 I think, what do you share? What do you not share? 283 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,549 And if it works out, scary. If it doesn't work out, scary. 284 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,420 After every date, I just want to go home 285 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,596 and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again. 286 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,890 - Oh... Jesus. - Okay. Wow. 287 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,727 You need to relax, okay? Just have fun. Laugh. Flirt. 288 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,104 Isn't it insulting to flirt now? 289 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,439 Well, who the hell knows? 290 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,819 Suddenly, it's rude to tell a secretary 291 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,109 she looks pretty in a pair of slacks. 292 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,488 No. To that whole sentence. 293 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,781 Compliment her purse. 294 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,949 If it isn't on their body, you can like it. 295 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:17,800 No. Again, to every word that's coming out of your mouth. 296 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:21,207 Listen, I'm really glad you're doing this. 297 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,002 Being alone in life is making you a little weird. 298 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,837 Thank you? 299 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,505 Just try not to nosebleed all over her. 300 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,383 That would be bad. 301 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,928 Okay, can I please have my hair guy come do you? 302 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,930 Trim the ear lobes at least. They're... 303 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,360 So, I kinda had two childhoods. 304 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,800 One where I was a happy only child with married parents, 305 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,365 and a second one 306 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,326 where I had an absent father and a new half-sister, 307 00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:00,413 who somehow could do no wrong. 308 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,540 Who stole both my dad and the flute, 309 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,334 leaving me the bassoon, my second choice. 310 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,837 So, you and the bassoon were clearly meant to be. 311 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:10,980 Is your sister first chair of anything? 312 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,052 I can't believe I told you all that. 313 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:19,300 I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable. 314 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,226 Ha. Ha... 315 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,312 Wha-what about it? 316 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,230 I took a class on non-verbal communication, 317 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,560 and people who keep their hands up uncrossed 318 00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,818 on the table, like you were... 319 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,323 - Mm-hmm. - ... are considered more trustworthy. 320 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,117 No one trusts a person who clasps their hands. 321 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:42,288 - Well, yeah. I get that... - Palms up. Very comforting. 322 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,875 Oh, yeah. Well, that's, uh, the Last Supper pose. 323 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,919 No one more comforting than Jesus. 324 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,670 But, you wouldn't wanna date Jesus 325 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,756 because you'd just be worshiping him all the time. 326 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,721 So, um... tell me more. 327 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,139 Um... 328 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,768 The being second thing for me is kind of a theme. 329 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:07,271 So, the last guy I was dating never put me first. 330 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,357 I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first. 331 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,443 If we both had to pee, he'd pee first. I mean, whatever. 332 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,050 My therapist says we're all driven to recreate 333 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:18,074 the dynamic of our first wound, 334 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,077 so we can change the ending. 335 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,162 Woof! That was a lot. 336 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,375 Your turn. 337 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,168 My turn for what? 338 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,462 Well, how did your parents wound you? 339 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,713 Oh! 340 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,092 Tell me about your last relationship. 341 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,344 Oh, yeah... 342 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,638 Well, let's just see here. 343 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,765 Um... 344 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,226 First, um... 345 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,350 My parents were great. Yeah. 346 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,859 And my, uh, last girlfriend, uh, was... 347 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,960 perfectly nice, 348 00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,114 and, uh, ended well. 349 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,610 How's your cheese? 350 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,699 You like the cheese? 351 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:07,340 Oh, you know what? I love... that purse. 352 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,876 It is so unusual. 353 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,380 You know, the sharing of stories is kind of transactional. 354 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,966 When someone gives you a story, 355 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,511 you owe them one of equal or greater value in return. 356 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,598 Oh, so it's my turn to tell you my red flags? 357 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,059 Uh, but I'm not keeping any big secret 358 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,069 or anything like that. 359 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:31,397 It's just not everyone has a ton of baggage. 360 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,734 Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else! 361 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,689 You have the exact right amount of baggage... 362 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,960 How we doing? Another round? 363 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,992 - I think I'm good. - Yeah! Oh. 364 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,911 Sometimes, a second chance 365 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,538 is just another chance to get it wrong. 366 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,376 And blowing it twice 367 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,881 can cause you to make some weird choices. 368 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,940 We're just going with the turkey. 369 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,200 - What? - Sorry to wake you. 370 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,432 The bird's two hours in, 371 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,935 and my oven conked out, so I'm gonna need yours. 372 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,355 'Cause even a killer does not deserve botulism. 373 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:15,240 Oh, my God. I forgot your big date. 374 00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,730 - Is-is she in there? - No, no. I'm alone. 375 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,359 Oh. Mm, sorry. 376 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,700 - Do you want me to leave? - No! 377 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,030 I want to solve this murder, 378 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:26,199 - so catch me up. - All right. Sting... is on the run. 379 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,660 I heard from Ursula he has moved his Rainforest Tour up, 380 00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,165 and is leaving in two days. 381 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,917 Suspicious? 382 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,800 Also, he's renovating his apartment when he's gone 383 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,798 because, apparently, he wants a "fresh start." 384 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,709 I bet he does, right? 385 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,840 Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon, 386 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,720 so that only leaves tomorrow morning. 387 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,640 And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound... 388 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:50,268 So, we're gonna bring Sting a morning turkey? 389 00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,270 Ye... I know, it's weird, 390 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,481 but I figure if we also brought coffee... 391 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,566 Yeah, listen. 392 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,775 - I know this is nuts... - No, no, no. 393 00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,570 That's exactly why it'll work. Because it's surprising. 394 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,239 No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions! 395 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,950 Exactly! Wow. 396 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,785 I am amazed. I didn't think you'd be on board with this. 397 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,580 I'm so on board with this. 398 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,290 Because this is how I'm gonna fill 399 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,083 the rest of my days with hobbies, 400 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,169 and my hobby is solving murders. 401 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,879 I'm gonna go on vacation 402 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,629 with murders, and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed 403 00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:25,761 and feed me broth because I'm losing my swallow reflex. 404 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,474 We're embracing the mess, right? 405 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,395 So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess. 406 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,116 Oh, my God. Look at this. 407 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,619 Okay. 408 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,999 - Testing. - It's on, it's on. 409 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,213 - Turkey delivery! - I hope you're hungry! 410 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,089 Anita, are we expecting a turkey? 411 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,399 I hope not! You certainly don't need a second one! 412 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:08,011 I'm not seeing a turkey on your schedule, sir. 413 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,020 So, we live in the building, and we thought it would be 414 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,934 a good community-builder 415 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:17,104 if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor. 416 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,479 So, should we just, uh, leave it here, or should we... 417 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,699 - Are you... - Yes! That's right. 418 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,276 CBS, nine seasons. 419 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,779 Wow. Oh, 420 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,406 gee... Oh! 421 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,319 Come in. 422 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,180 Okay, uh, full disclosure. 423 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,371 This is actually the first time we've done this, 424 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,873 and now we know how weird it is 425 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,875 that we didn't bring some yams. 426 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,627 That's true. 427 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,713 You're the guy doing the podcast. 428 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,465 - I am. - Look, 429 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,969 I-I'm sorry how I was with your dog. 430 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,054 I was having a rough day. 431 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,929 Yeah. 432 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,560 Uh, we heard you knew Tim Kono. 433 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:55,853 Was he a... good guy? 434 00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,647 I didn't know him personally. 435 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,899 He used to work for me. 436 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,526 I fired him. 437 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,820 You fired him? 438 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,115 - Why did you do that, Sting? - That's personal. 439 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,492 Sting. 440 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:17,080 I know that you know that I know what it's like to be famous. 441 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,877 Strangers think they have a right to know our business. 442 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,837 But they never know the real us, 443 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,672 and it's isolating. 444 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,549 It can make us... 445 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,343 act poorly. 446 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,680 I feel I'm too close to Sting. 447 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,679 So, on top of that, Sting, 448 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,940 this punk Tim Kono lost all your money. 449 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,560 It might just make you snap. 450 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:49,197 You know, might... make you even murderous. 451 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,616 What are you all getting at? 452 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,243 You think Tim's death is my fault. 453 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,914 Well, you're right. 454 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,833 I killed him. 455 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,877 - Sir... - No, Anita, 456 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,546 I need to release this. 457 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:09,089 I've been so full of rage lately... 458 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,880 The day before Tim's death, I-I screamed at him. 459 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,340 "You fucked me over! You're fired! 460 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,932 You should kill yourself!" 461 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,643 And then he did. 462 00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:21,146 And that's why you poisoned my dog! B-b... 463 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:24,740 Wait, I'm sorry. What did you say? 464 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,680 Okay, I can't believe I even have to say this, 465 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,611 but Sting is not a murderer. 466 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:31,865 - Or a dog poisoner. - So you think Tim was murdered? 467 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,824 I know he was. 468 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,787 Oh, my God. What a relief! 469 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,120 I-I've been racked with guilt. 470 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,749 I thought he killed himself because of me. 471 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,333 And... You know, th-that's why we've moved the tour up. 472 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,060 That's why we're gutting this apartment, 473 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,843 and the building is just seeped in, in guilt and regret. 474 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,682 It's given me an idea for a song. 475 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,410 I don't think it's gonna make your best-of album. 476 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,413 Well... Uh, okay... 477 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,914 It's hard writing songs. 478 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,334 Okay. Thank you for the turkey. Please... 479 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,377 stay away from Sting. 480 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,959 Fuck. Another dead end. 481 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,680 Well, I could use a drink and a dip. 482 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:34,136 - Anyone join me? - I'm gonna go for a run. 483 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:37,040 How about you, Charlie? 484 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:39,390 Checkers? Chazz! 485 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,933 Sure, fine. 486 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,395 But I have one more mess to embrace first. 487 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,120 My last relationship lasted six years. 488 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,822 We met under false pretenses. 489 00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:58,620 It was at a hot springs in Iceland, 490 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,745 on a trip my sister dragged me on. 491 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,580 Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling, 492 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,917 but I didn't tell my ex that. Emma. That's my ex. 493 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:11,169 So, she thought she was getting "adventurous actor guy," 494 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,700 so she moved in. 495 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,740 And she brought with her her 7-year-old daughter. 496 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,762 Lucy. 497 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,514 I tried to give Lucy some stability. 498 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,432 You know, a-a routine, 499 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,643 and I would cook her favorite omelet in the morning, 500 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,354 and she loved it, and I loved it, 501 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,066 but my ex... didn't. 502 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,690 So, I booked a Caribbean cruise 503 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,071 - for our anniversary. - That's romantic. 504 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,280 Yeah, that's what she thought. 505 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:40,244 And then I clarified it was actually a family fun cruise. 506 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,788 So, day three, there was an island tour, 507 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,369 and Lucy and I just wanted to skip it. 508 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:49,480 But, Emma insisted that Lucy go. 509 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,505 And they never came back. 510 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,131 - They went missing? - No. 511 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,176 They flew home from St. Croix. 512 00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,460 So, I stayed on the family fun cruise for the next five days, 513 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,722 alone, 514 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,474 except for Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, 515 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:07,103 who I had paid extra to be at our anniversary dinner. 516 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,310 Emma thought a hard break would be best for Lucy, 517 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,322 so I really haven't spoken to her since. 518 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,950 And I've been haunted by it. 519 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,579 And by Bugs and Porky. 520 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,634 You know, I don't share this with people 521 00:28:27,635 --> 00:28:31,420 because I'm, frankly, embarrassed by it. 522 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:41,400 But, I'm telling you this because... 523 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:42,847 I like you. 524 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,642 And I would like a second date. 525 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:49,060 Woof. That was a lot. 526 00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:51,398 Woof, woof. 527 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,540 Okay. 528 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,200 But if anyone's wearing an animal suit, 529 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,113 it better be you or me. 530 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,450 Thank you. I will call you. 531 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,995 What's more dangerous? 532 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,873 Taking advantage of a second chance, 533 00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,876 or letting it pass you by? 534 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,863 - Ah! - What happened? 535 00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:25,032 I shared. I got a second date. 536 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:27,243 I need to sleep for a month. 537 00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:29,538 Ah! A pillow... 538 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:31,820 No, no, no, no. This is good. 539 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,916 This is progress. Tell me everything. 540 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,240 Can't we just have a drink and sit quietly? 541 00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:39,130 I've had enough big reveals for today. 542 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,379 Hey, Dad. 543 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,359 Looks like Winnie got everything out of her system. 544 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,053 Willie! Charles, this is my son Will. 545 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:48,347 Will, this is Charles-Haden Savage. 546 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,349 - Nice to meet you... - Yeah, 547 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,726 you, too. Uh, 548 00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,811 so Dad, I listened to your podcast. 549 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,897 You didn't tell me you were doing it with Mabel Mora. 550 00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,500 Why, you know her? 551 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,775 She used to stay here during school breaks. 552 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,233 She hung out with this group of kids, 553 00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,487 and one of them was Tim Kono. 554 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,283 - Wait, what? - She knew Tim Kono? 555 00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:08,452 She 100% knew him. 556 00:31:09,070 --> 00:31:11,500 What does that mean? Why would she not tell us that? 557 00:31:11,530 --> 00:31:13,953 I mean, maybe because she thinks it looks suspicious. 558 00:31:13,954 --> 00:31:15,860 Especially since the last time she was here, 559 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,959 one of the other friends died. 560 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,669 She got pushed off the roof. 561 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,881 - What? - That girl is bad news. 562 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:27,346 Can you just say all that one more time? 563 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:45,580 "What happens when your second chance 564 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,991 becomes your last shot?" 565 00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,160 Is a line of dialogue from Brazzos, 566 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,162 episode 713, 567 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:56,329 which prophecized what would happen 15 years later 568 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:57,880 when a fake detective 569 00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:00,470 decided to become a real one. 570 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,756 When he and his true crime fan buddies 571 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,230 took a second chance 572 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:10,179 and became the subject of our next investigation. 573 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:14,016 Stay tuned for Only Murderers In The Building, 574 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:17,061 coming this fall. Until then, 575 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,349 I'm Cinda Canning. 576 00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:21,560 And remember, if you need a domain, 577 00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,984 website, or online store, 578 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,610 make it with Squarespace! 579 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:29,610 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...