1 00:00:01,413 --> 00:00:03,126 When I direct a new show, 2 00:00:03,131 --> 00:00:06,194 the hardest part is getting the actors to trust each other. 3 00:00:06,199 --> 00:00:07,658 I'm doing a podcast. 4 00:00:07,663 --> 00:00:11,084 A true crime podcast about a murder 5 00:00:11,089 --> 00:00:12,303 in our own building. 6 00:00:12,308 --> 00:00:13,879 Are you associated with the deceased? 7 00:00:13,884 --> 00:00:15,677 You're probably just starting your investigation, 8 00:00:15,677 --> 00:00:18,639 - looking into all the forensic... - Goddammit. 9 00:00:18,639 --> 00:00:21,475 If I meet one more true crime nut... 10 00:00:21,475 --> 00:00:23,268 I am onto something great here. 11 00:00:23,268 --> 00:00:25,979 - What was it? 32K? - Now, it's 35. 12 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:28,065 I tend to make packs wherever I go. 13 00:00:28,065 --> 00:00:30,359 When I was a kid, I had my Hardy Boys pack. 14 00:00:30,359 --> 00:00:33,195 Mabel is a sweet young woman who promised not to keep secrets from us. 15 00:00:33,195 --> 00:00:34,571 Oh my God! There she is! 16 00:00:34,571 --> 00:00:36,615 It's Tie-Dye Guy! 17 00:00:36,615 --> 00:00:38,408 I didn't murder Tim Kono. 18 00:00:38,408 --> 00:00:40,744 Tim was murdered? Damn, he was right. 19 00:00:40,744 --> 00:00:42,454 Tim thought he was gonna get murdered? 20 00:00:42,454 --> 00:00:43,640 He'd been trying to take down this black market 21 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,243 jewelry dealer named Angel. 22 00:00:45,248 --> 00:00:47,991 Tim Kono was a loner who worked in a bank. 23 00:00:47,996 --> 00:00:50,040 Taking down a black market jewelry dealer 24 00:00:50,045 --> 00:00:52,005 seems a little off-brand, don't you think? 25 00:00:52,005 --> 00:00:55,967 Maybe... Then again, I found all these in his apartment. 26 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:14,773 We're all born alone. 27 00:01:16,311 --> 00:01:17,890 Unless you're a twin or something, 28 00:01:17,895 --> 00:01:20,487 but twins creep me the fuck out. 29 00:01:20,492 --> 00:01:22,494 And don't even get me started on triplets 30 00:01:22,494 --> 00:01:24,913 or quadrupla... Whatever the fuck they're called. 31 00:01:24,913 --> 00:01:28,166 I don't know 'cause that's not my point. My point is 32 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:29,656 we're born alone, 33 00:01:29,661 --> 00:01:31,734 spend most of our time alone, 34 00:01:31,922 --> 00:01:34,925 then we all go out alone. 35 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:39,047 When I was a kid, there was this show on TV... 36 00:01:39,052 --> 00:01:41,388 Herman's Head. You remember this shit? 37 00:01:41,388 --> 00:01:43,098 Herman was this dude who had 38 00:01:43,098 --> 00:01:45,767 these imaginary people in his head, advising him. 39 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:48,020 There's no such thing as love at first sight! 40 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,231 One was the nervous one, one was the romantic one... 41 00:01:51,231 --> 00:01:52,883 I-I can't remember all the details, 42 00:01:52,888 --> 00:01:54,980 but I remember the fuck outta that show. 43 00:01:54,985 --> 00:01:57,237 And I liked it 'cause old Herman wasn't alone. 44 00:01:57,237 --> 00:02:00,112 You know what I mean? He had these people in his head. 45 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,334 For a long time, I played it like Herman. 46 00:02:05,339 --> 00:02:08,967 Just me and the people advising me in my head. 47 00:02:08,972 --> 00:02:11,496 And then I went and fucked that up by listening 48 00:02:11,501 --> 00:02:14,953 to that romantic fucker in my head a little too much. 49 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:16,385 Hey, podcast listeners. 50 00:02:16,389 --> 00:02:19,421 Here at Only Murders in the Building, when we get hungry... 51 00:02:19,426 --> 00:02:21,094 Hey. 52 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:23,930 What you doing? We said we're doing the nursery together. 53 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:26,475 I waited. As long as I could. 54 00:02:26,475 --> 00:02:29,269 Perhaps Evelyn the cat's paw prints meant nothing. 55 00:02:29,269 --> 00:02:32,314 But perhaps they were key to the entire... 56 00:02:32,314 --> 00:02:34,358 Do not subject our unborn child 57 00:02:34,358 --> 00:02:36,932 to this true crime bullshit, please! 58 00:02:36,937 --> 00:02:39,279 - This one is cute. - Mm... 59 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,104 I don't get a kiss hello? 60 00:02:41,109 --> 00:02:43,471 Oh, my bad. My bad. I got you. 61 00:02:43,476 --> 00:02:45,781 can't actually see the color red... 62 00:02:45,786 --> 00:02:47,869 You think I won't smell that cigarette on you? 63 00:02:47,874 --> 00:02:49,500 Don't start. 64 00:02:50,219 --> 00:02:51,708 I had a dead kid today. 65 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,930 I'm coming to you live from... 66 00:02:53,935 --> 00:02:55,664 A little girl. 67 00:02:55,669 --> 00:02:57,337 Stepfather. 68 00:02:57,398 --> 00:02:59,484 Abuse. All of that. 69 00:02:59,859 --> 00:03:01,492 Alright. 70 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,518 But this shit stops when Kareem comes. 71 00:03:04,523 --> 00:03:06,375 Who the fuck is Kareem? 72 00:03:06,632 --> 00:03:08,845 - Not my son. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 73 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:11,837 - So? - Is an athlete, a scholar, 74 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:13,021 an activist? 75 00:03:13,021 --> 00:03:16,400 And Kareem Hardison is Dwayne Wayne on A Different World. I don't care. 76 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,764 - Kadeem. - What? 77 00:03:17,769 --> 00:03:19,022 Kadeem Hardison. 78 00:03:19,027 --> 00:03:20,737 That's what I said. It's the same shit. 79 00:03:20,737 --> 00:03:22,748 What are you talking about? 80 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:26,102 You know, I was hoping you'd be home in time to help me with this. 81 00:03:26,238 --> 00:03:29,650 Did you not just hear me tell you about my day today? 82 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:31,915 Just... 83 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,257 don't end up like Jerguson, Dee. Okay? 84 00:03:36,024 --> 00:03:38,673 - That's not who I married. - Alright. Okay. 85 00:03:38,678 --> 00:03:41,962 Howard Morris lives at the Arconia in apartment 3D, 86 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:44,829 a place pungent with cat dander. 87 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:46,049 The Arconia? 88 00:03:46,054 --> 00:03:47,931 But even stronger than the odor 89 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:50,517 was Howard's rage toward Tim Kono. 90 00:03:50,517 --> 00:03:53,270 What the fuck? No, I-I closed that case. 91 00:03:53,444 --> 00:03:55,600 Oh shit, that's you they're talking about? 92 00:03:55,605 --> 00:03:58,859 - What? W-what the fuck are they saying? - You know what? 93 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:01,486 - Let's just turn it off. - No, that was a suicide, 94 00:04:01,486 --> 00:04:02,512 open and shut. 95 00:04:02,517 --> 00:04:05,777 Okay, but, um, sorry... What about the paw prints? 96 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,234 Because the cat 97 00:04:07,238 --> 00:04:08,952 that came in after, and th-they found it. 98 00:04:08,952 --> 00:04:10,637 You fuckin' for real? 99 00:04:10,842 --> 00:04:12,677 So, what? 100 00:04:12,755 --> 00:04:14,387 The cat did it? 101 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:16,957 No, for real. Let-let's just... So, the cat did it? 102 00:04:17,713 --> 00:04:19,583 Why are you listening to this shit? 103 00:04:19,588 --> 00:04:22,777 My Yard Dog Homies were boosting it on Twitter. 104 00:04:22,984 --> 00:04:24,527 I mean, these guys, they're... 105 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:27,934 they're dopey, but they tell the story really well. 106 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,137 Yeah, I don't... I don't tell stories. 107 00:04:31,649 --> 00:04:33,889 And I don't make mistakes on my cases. 108 00:04:33,894 --> 00:04:35,755 - Wait, where are you going? - Where do you think? 109 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,761 - Dee, come on. - You know... 110 00:04:38,744 --> 00:04:42,426 you didn't have to hit me with the work shit. Not today. 111 00:04:50,981 --> 00:04:53,408 We continued staring at the jewels 112 00:04:53,413 --> 00:04:55,916 for what felt like a beat too long. 113 00:04:56,901 --> 00:04:58,956 I found them in Tim's apartment. 114 00:04:58,961 --> 00:05:00,963 I went back alone after we left. 115 00:05:00,963 --> 00:05:02,434 You went back without us? 116 00:05:02,439 --> 00:05:04,670 Charles I get, but without me? 117 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:06,402 I found him this one. 118 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:09,819 And this one. These are all from Angel. 119 00:05:09,824 --> 00:05:11,139 Who is Angel? 120 00:05:11,139 --> 00:05:12,808 That's the only name I got. 121 00:05:12,808 --> 00:05:15,582 Kono was obsessed with buying pieces from Angel. 122 00:05:15,909 --> 00:05:18,379 Sucks Tim died before he got the one he really wanted. 123 00:05:18,397 --> 00:05:19,940 And which one was that? 124 00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:22,484 Uh, I got a pic somewhere. 125 00:05:22,484 --> 00:05:25,028 He'd been trying to track it down for years. I can dig it up. 126 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:26,238 Yes, please, 127 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,990 and text it to me as soon as you find it. 128 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:29,590 - Me, too. - Me, three! 129 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:30,637 Just me. 130 00:05:31,049 --> 00:05:32,991 You know, I hooked Tim up with my jewelry connection, 131 00:05:32,995 --> 00:05:34,997 Cutter, to talk about that piece he wanted. 132 00:05:34,997 --> 00:05:36,456 Oh my God! 133 00:05:36,456 --> 00:05:39,074 The twists and turns of this are just unbelievable. 134 00:05:39,079 --> 00:05:42,605 It's like a-a rainbow crafted by a drunken leprechaun. 135 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,752 I can say that 'cause I'm three-quarters Irish, 136 00:05:45,757 --> 00:05:47,801 and I have a teeny bit of a drinking problem. 137 00:05:47,801 --> 00:05:49,886 Wait. Tim was supposed to meet Cutter here today. 138 00:05:54,511 --> 00:05:56,147 I'm gonna guess you're not Cutter. 139 00:05:56,152 --> 00:05:57,769 You come to Bayport, 140 00:05:57,769 --> 00:05:59,896 I have to hear it from Miss Skullcap over here? 141 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,923 You don't call me? 142 00:06:03,048 --> 00:06:04,674 Hey, Mom. 143 00:06:44,246 --> 00:06:46,809 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 144 00:07:02,313 --> 00:07:05,666 And that sad and lonely boy 145 00:07:05,671 --> 00:07:09,121 raised by a psychologically abusive mother was none other... 146 00:07:09,716 --> 00:07:13,637 than Stephen Joshua Sondheim. 147 00:07:15,161 --> 00:07:17,302 And let me tell you something about Steve. 148 00:07:17,307 --> 00:07:20,435 When he is on his game, it's a blessing. 149 00:07:20,435 --> 00:07:23,316 - And when's he's not, I'm patient. - Mm. 150 00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:25,527 Hey. 151 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,752 Tavo texted me that photo from Tim. 152 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:29,300 Tim? 153 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,512 From the Arconia, Tim? 154 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:35,696 Why are you still in contact with that boy after what he did to Oscar? 155 00:07:35,701 --> 00:07:38,973 I'm not, Mommy. He died. 156 00:07:40,128 --> 00:07:42,202 - He was murdered. - Murdered? 157 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:44,371 - In the building. - Catchy, right? 158 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,664 Ay, dios mio. 159 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:47,546 That place is no good for you. 160 00:07:47,546 --> 00:07:49,325 I knew I shouldn't have let you go back there. 161 00:07:49,329 --> 00:07:52,301 Let me? I'm grown, Mommy. 162 00:07:52,991 --> 00:07:55,466 We're investigating, and your daughter has been a big help in this. 163 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,843 - What do you mean investigating? - I mean, we, 164 00:07:57,848 --> 00:08:01,754 and your daughter, are producing a podcast about Tim Kono's murder. 165 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:05,892 I only let you go back there because you promised me 166 00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:07,774 you were focusing on your design career. 167 00:08:07,774 --> 00:08:09,776 Stop saying that you let me. 168 00:08:09,776 --> 00:08:11,445 And a podcast is nothing. 169 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:14,207 Well, tell that to our 17 subscribers. 170 00:08:14,212 --> 00:08:15,777 Wow. Seventeen, is that good? 171 00:08:15,782 --> 00:08:17,934 - No. - My daughter can't help herself. 172 00:08:18,535 --> 00:08:20,598 She's trapped in the past. 173 00:08:21,421 --> 00:08:22,923 But, you... 174 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:26,309 How old are you two? 80? 175 00:08:26,314 --> 00:08:28,065 I'll have you know that I am in 176 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:30,072 my very early mid-60s. 177 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,535 Dragging my little girl back into 178 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:33,201 the worst thing that ever happened to her? 179 00:08:33,206 --> 00:08:35,027 I'm not a little girl! 180 00:08:36,615 --> 00:08:39,730 My friend, our friend, Zoe died 181 00:08:39,735 --> 00:08:42,816 at a New Year's Eve party on the roof of the Arconia. 182 00:08:43,513 --> 00:08:45,504 And we think Tim saw what really happened. 183 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:48,518 - But he never told anybody. - Oscar got blamed and went away, 184 00:08:48,523 --> 00:08:50,941 but he's out now, and I'm fine. 185 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:55,317 Is fine not being able to finish anything or focus 186 00:08:55,322 --> 00:08:57,199 because your mind is trapped in the past? 187 00:08:57,199 --> 00:08:59,407 - Please stop! - Temores nocturnos fine? 188 00:09:03,254 --> 00:09:04,539 Ahem. 189 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,728 Wait, what? "Not submitted"? 190 00:09:22,849 --> 00:09:24,935 Oh, I thought I sent you to IT. 191 00:09:29,254 --> 00:09:30,806 How they hangin', Williams? 192 00:09:31,194 --> 00:09:33,605 Lower by the day, Jerguson. 193 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,798 That's my guy. 194 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,931 It's my fault. 195 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,017 I was always working. 196 00:09:55,692 --> 00:09:58,213 So, when my rich sister offered to take Mabel 197 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,220 for the school breaks, I thought... 198 00:10:01,148 --> 00:10:02,649 qué maravilloso. 199 00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,666 She'd go to the city, 200 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,619 see museums and plays... 201 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,166 be inspired to dream big. 202 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:19,528 You try watching your only child, 203 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:22,536 so smart, so sure of herself... 204 00:10:23,527 --> 00:10:25,895 turn into a ghost from grief. 205 00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:29,508 Then see if you want to make a podcast about it. 206 00:10:30,888 --> 00:10:32,890 We didn't know about that. 207 00:10:33,649 --> 00:10:37,215 We didn't know about a lot... it seems. 208 00:10:37,995 --> 00:10:40,739 But, your daughter is extraordinary. 209 00:10:40,744 --> 00:10:42,120 She's funny, 210 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,468 - intuitive... - Weird. 211 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:49,359 But, in-in-in the best ways. 212 00:10:49,364 --> 00:10:52,033 The way all your favorite people are weird. 213 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:55,572 Have you ever felt like there was something you screwed up 214 00:10:55,577 --> 00:10:57,719 so bad, 215 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,816 you'll never forgive yourself? 216 00:11:01,473 --> 00:11:02,984 Well... 217 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,204 For me, 218 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:10,641 it was letting her spend time at that damn apartment. 219 00:11:12,282 --> 00:11:14,156 Please leave her be. 220 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:18,109 Let her move forward, not back. 221 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:21,903 Mommy. 222 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:28,563 - Thank you for dinner. - Yeah, th-thank you. 223 00:11:33,455 --> 00:11:35,833 You know, she's probably right. 224 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,106 This whole thing was stupid anyways. 225 00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:40,884 It was many things, 226 00:11:40,889 --> 00:11:42,609 but I'm not sure it was stupid. 227 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,743 Why? 228 00:11:43,748 --> 00:11:46,417 I'm a stranger that lied to you a bunch, 229 00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:49,985 and you're two randos that dragged me into a podcast. 230 00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:53,727 "Rando" is a slang for a person of no significance. 231 00:11:53,732 --> 00:11:56,456 - I used context clues, but thank you. - You're welcome. 232 00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,680 You could still do the podcast though. 233 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,771 Can learn how to use Twitter. It's not that hard. 234 00:12:01,776 --> 00:12:03,618 Don't do TikTok. 235 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:06,798 Mabel, it's been, uh... 236 00:12:07,748 --> 00:12:11,532 it's been the most alive I've felt in a decade. 237 00:12:12,722 --> 00:12:14,558 Me, too. 238 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:24,891 So, uh... 239 00:12:24,914 --> 00:12:26,462 Goodbye. 240 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:43,949 We got yelled at. 241 00:12:43,954 --> 00:12:46,282 - By a mom. - I know. 242 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,789 I'm shook. 243 00:12:48,604 --> 00:12:50,218 - Mabel taught me that word. - Mm. 244 00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:52,938 - Same. - You know, it's a law of nature. 245 00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:55,953 Nothing good ever happens on Long Island. 246 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,907 Gut Milk is really good. 247 00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:04,706 Right? I think it's giving me abs. 248 00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:06,719 13% alcohol. 249 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,267 Mm. 250 00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:10,183 - Cheers. - Hey. 251 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:12,024 We had a good run, 252 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:14,034 but we can't possibly go on. 253 00:13:14,039 --> 00:13:15,563 Fully agree. 254 00:13:15,789 --> 00:13:17,287 And why is that exactly? 255 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,055 This is Mabel's life. 256 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:22,696 We can't exploit her pain, playing detective. 257 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,578 Every true crime story 258 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,880 is actually true for someone. 259 00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:28,930 And this is just occurring to you? 260 00:13:29,073 --> 00:13:31,200 I guess it feels personal now. 261 00:13:31,205 --> 00:13:34,438 It already felt personal to me 'cause of Winnie. 262 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:37,657 Who's Winnie? 263 00:13:38,857 --> 00:13:41,652 Who... Are you kidding me? 264 00:13:41,816 --> 00:13:44,356 My dog! Winnie! Who's recovering 265 00:13:44,361 --> 00:13:45,946 from being poisoned... The fact that 266 00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:48,805 you forgot about her completely is deeply concerning to me. 267 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,404 Why? We barely know each other. 268 00:13:50,409 --> 00:13:52,369 Mabel was right. We're all randos. 269 00:13:52,369 --> 00:13:53,787 Of course we know each other! 270 00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:55,247 Are my parents dead or alive? 271 00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:57,124 - Dead. - Lucky guess. 272 00:13:58,646 --> 00:13:59,939 Is that Mabel? 273 00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:02,657 No, it's Teddy. Our sponsor. 274 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,661 "Come to me. 275 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,668 We need to speak." 276 00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:11,993 All caps. Ominous. 277 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,024 No, that's just the way he types. 278 00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:16,257 But it still seems bad. 279 00:14:18,102 --> 00:14:20,104 Would you mind coming with me? 280 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,070 Or am I too rando? 281 00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:36,851 You know I barely dated my entire 20s? 282 00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:38,523 Did you know that? 283 00:14:38,797 --> 00:14:40,049 I was alone. 284 00:14:41,149 --> 00:14:42,692 Then, 285 00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:44,896 on a random Tuesday night, 286 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,748 I pull over this woman 287 00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:51,357 who I caught texting while driving. 288 00:14:52,095 --> 00:14:54,348 And then this broad had the audacity 289 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:56,591 to lie to my face 290 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,446 and say that she wasn't texting. 291 00:14:58,451 --> 00:14:59,853 I wasn't lying! 292 00:14:59,853 --> 00:15:02,649 You still lying to me in my face! 293 00:15:04,807 --> 00:15:06,836 But, I knew... 294 00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,342 then... 295 00:15:10,585 --> 00:15:13,154 I wasn't gonna be alone anymore. 296 00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:17,032 And now, we got this kid coming... 297 00:15:17,037 --> 00:15:18,038 Kareem. 298 00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:21,142 No. Over my dead body. We're not doing it. 299 00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:26,421 I just need to know that I'm gonna be good at this. 300 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,595 - You will be. - No, you don't know that. 301 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,943 I do! 302 00:15:30,252 --> 00:15:33,170 Just like I knew those podcast guys were onto something. 303 00:15:36,747 --> 00:15:38,459 You missed something, didn't you? 304 00:15:38,464 --> 00:15:40,466 The tox reports... 305 00:15:41,496 --> 00:15:43,498 they weren't submitted. 306 00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:46,514 And the victim's phone... 307 00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:49,439 never made it to IT. 308 00:15:49,444 --> 00:15:51,787 Oh my God, yes! 309 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,652 So now, you swoop in there 310 00:15:53,657 --> 00:15:56,868 and reopen the case like a goddamn hero boss, 311 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,078 - and just... - Baby, no. 312 00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:00,080 When they don't submit something, 313 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,832 that means they want all hands off, 314 00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:04,927 and I can't get up to sergeant by opening a case that I already closed. 315 00:16:04,932 --> 00:16:07,351 No. That's not how it works. 316 00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:09,442 That's what we're not gonna do. 317 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,019 But what we will do... 318 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,176 is that we gonna go in here 319 00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:17,881 and work on this nursery 320 00:16:17,886 --> 00:16:20,053 - for my man Keith. - Keith? 321 00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:23,603 Oh yes. You know, it's not quite... Kareem. 322 00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:26,427 - Yeah, it's not... - But it's also not lame as fuck. 323 00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:28,309 - I could dig it. - Okay. 324 00:16:28,314 --> 00:16:30,691 - Keith... - Thank you. 325 00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:42,614 Wow, I think I would've remembered this. 326 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,996 Yeah. Well, during my depressing years, 327 00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:48,740 my mom told me to read about the Tree of Life. 328 00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:51,060 Instead, I just made one. 329 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,169 It's amazing. 330 00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:57,466 Could never forget the SVU poster. 331 00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:59,473 Weird-ass crush you had on Stabler. 332 00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:03,138 The hottest criminal mind ever is right here. 333 00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,349 - Oh. - And he kept it pretty tight. 334 00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:14,162 I know it's nothing compared to what you went through, but... 335 00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:17,876 I had it pretty hard after everything happened. 336 00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:19,985 Yeah. 337 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:21,657 Seems like we all did. 338 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:28,394 - What's this? Huh? - Oh. No, no. 339 00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:30,332 - Mabel Sixth Grade? - So embarrassing. 340 00:17:30,337 --> 00:17:32,172 - Yes, please. Hold on. - No! Don't want you to see it! 341 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:34,424 - Have a seat! Come on! - I don't wanna look at... 342 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:36,426 We'll look at it together. Here. 343 00:17:38,443 --> 00:17:41,464 Whoa! Who is this cute little boy? Huh? 344 00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:43,141 Um, I was adorable. I don't know what you're... 345 00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:45,811 What did you do to Silvia for her to give you a bowl cut? 346 00:17:45,811 --> 00:17:48,730 And now, you've lost the right to look at these. So, good job. 347 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,397 Damn. 348 00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:17,110 Holy shit. 349 00:18:18,328 --> 00:18:20,246 Tavo's text. 350 00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:26,143 What the hell? 351 00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:30,331 Why was Tim after the ring that Zoe had on 352 00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:32,485 - the night she died? - No. 353 00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:34,985 She didn't have it on. 354 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:36,819 Not when she died. 355 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,523 You don't forget the image of your girlfriend's body on the ground. 356 00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:48,555 But it's right here. 357 00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:53,993 So, does this mean she lost the ring before she went over? 358 00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:56,000 Yo, can we stop now? 359 00:18:57,338 --> 00:18:59,880 - Are you okay? - Can we please spend, like, 360 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:02,626 two minutes talking about not death? 361 00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:10,782 All I wanted to do today was just... be with you. 362 00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,371 I've thought about this moment a lot. 363 00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:17,653 I've thought about you a lot. 364 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,725 Me, too. 365 00:19:21,492 --> 00:19:23,785 I think... 366 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,719 I've kind of been waiting for you. 367 00:19:28,246 --> 00:19:31,375 Uh, sorry. I-I don't mean waiting for you 368 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,305 like I was waiting... 369 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,562 waiting for you. I didn't save myself for... 370 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,376 No, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For sure. 371 00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:39,800 I did other things. I... 372 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:42,844 I worked. I went to parties. 373 00:19:42,987 --> 00:19:45,926 I got bangs that were awful, and I had to hide for a month. 374 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,758 No, I-I bet you looked hot. 375 00:19:48,109 --> 00:19:49,704 You'd lose that bet. 376 00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:52,265 Well, let's see for myself. Were they like the lower... 377 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,272 Little longer and then they did, like, a curl... 378 00:19:54,272 --> 00:19:57,526 Oh God. You're right. 379 00:19:57,526 --> 00:20:00,028 They're... It's horrible. I can't unsee that. 380 00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:16,626 Do-do you ever feel like you've been 381 00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:18,735 too inspirational, Cinda? 382 00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,877 You know, like everyone has a podcast now. 383 00:20:20,882 --> 00:20:23,813 It has gotten a little out there. 384 00:20:23,818 --> 00:20:26,905 Like, I guess the actor who played Brazzos 385 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:29,662 - has his own podcast now? - What? 386 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,711 Wait, Charles, uh... 387 00:20:31,716 --> 00:20:33,843 Haden Church? No, I'm mixing him up. 388 00:20:33,848 --> 00:20:35,946 Uh... He's Brazzos, and he's 389 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:39,735 investigating a real murder, uh, in his Upper West Side building 390 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,047 with a theater director 391 00:20:41,052 --> 00:20:43,567 - and one of their granddaughters. - Wow. 392 00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:45,282 And their prime suspect is Sting. 393 00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:46,816 No! 394 00:20:46,821 --> 00:20:49,119 Yes! The title of their podcast 395 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,736 is Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents... 396 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:55,369 Colon. Only Murders In The Building. 397 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,046 Well, I do... I do love a Dimas Chicken Wrap. 398 00:21:04,051 --> 00:21:06,877 Love 'em! Everybody loves a Dimas Chicken Wrap. 399 00:21:06,882 --> 00:21:08,876 My goodness. 400 00:21:15,927 --> 00:21:17,207 Teddy... 401 00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:19,490 Do you understand... 402 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,173 how huge Fallon is in Greece? 403 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,738 Do you know what my cousins back on Nisyros 404 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,150 are gonna do when they see this? 405 00:21:29,091 --> 00:21:31,853 They're gonna shit themselves, Ollie! 406 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,902 They're gonna squat right down in their goat fields 407 00:21:34,907 --> 00:21:37,952 and shit themselves in envy! 408 00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:42,626 Ha. That's... Wow. 409 00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:44,132 Yeah, that's... quite an image. 410 00:21:44,132 --> 00:21:47,135 You did it! You fucking homered! 411 00:21:47,135 --> 00:21:49,805 Two episodes of your "podcast," 412 00:21:49,805 --> 00:21:52,599 and my name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow! 413 00:21:53,498 --> 00:21:55,263 You've got more coming, right? Please tell me 414 00:21:55,268 --> 00:21:56,853 - you've got more coming soon! - Of course. 415 00:21:56,853 --> 00:21:59,314 - Yes. Yes, of course. - Actually, we've had a setback... 416 00:21:59,314 --> 00:22:01,358 With lots of juicy twists and turns 417 00:22:01,358 --> 00:22:04,403 and room for at least four Dimas spots in every hour? 418 00:22:04,403 --> 00:22:06,363 - At least. Sure. - Oh... 419 00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:09,705 I gotta tell you, I feel like a proud papa. 420 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,670 My boys. 421 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,291 Now... 422 00:22:14,829 --> 00:22:16,831 I'm writing you a check... 423 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,720 and it's gonna be large. 424 00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:24,220 But, I don't want a fight. 425 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:28,330 - 50,000 for the next three episodes. - Oh... 426 00:22:28,775 --> 00:22:30,775 We can't accept that, Teddy. 427 00:22:31,146 --> 00:22:33,190 - Don't say that. - Oh please, don't say that. 428 00:22:33,195 --> 00:22:36,252 Well, uh, we lost one of our partners, and it wouldn't be right. 429 00:22:39,682 --> 00:22:42,935 Come here. Come here, right now. 430 00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:51,701 You see that? 431 00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:55,627 That coin is my entire family legacy. 432 00:22:56,702 --> 00:22:59,247 You know of the Greek and Armenian Holocaust? 433 00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,425 My grandmother. 434 00:23:06,864 --> 00:23:09,241 My yiayia Evangelia 435 00:23:09,246 --> 00:23:11,790 was a young woman when the Turks 436 00:23:11,795 --> 00:23:14,339 started slaughtering all the Greeks, 437 00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:16,561 forcing them to flee their home. 438 00:23:18,882 --> 00:23:22,219 They didn't have banks back then, so women would wear necklaces 439 00:23:22,224 --> 00:23:24,019 with their family's life savings 440 00:23:24,024 --> 00:23:26,318 in gold coins around their necks. 441 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:31,151 Desperate to flee, my yiayia made a trade 442 00:23:31,156 --> 00:23:32,824 with a Turkish soldier. 443 00:23:33,254 --> 00:23:36,787 Her necklace for a spot on a boat to take her to America. 444 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,483 The soldier let her keep two coins. 445 00:23:42,313 --> 00:23:45,147 One to invest in a new future, 446 00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:47,842 and one for luck. 447 00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:51,246 Yiayia... 448 00:23:51,844 --> 00:23:53,846 held tight to those coins... 449 00:23:55,008 --> 00:23:56,802 through a sea 450 00:23:56,807 --> 00:23:59,680 made red with blood and the chopped-off limbs 451 00:23:59,685 --> 00:24:01,687 of her whole family. 452 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:05,519 Till she finally made it to Ellis Island. 453 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:10,014 Still clutching those two coins. 454 00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:13,138 She used one 455 00:24:13,143 --> 00:24:15,240 to start a small sandwich shop, 456 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,748 and the other she held onto... 457 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,990 and passed it on to my father, 458 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:23,497 so he'd never forget the sacrifices 459 00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:26,005 made to carry on 460 00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:28,095 our proud Dimas name. 461 00:24:28,893 --> 00:24:31,712 And your father passed it to you. 462 00:24:31,717 --> 00:24:34,584 We, uh, didn't see eye-to-eye. 463 00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:39,690 In fact, he vowed he'd take the coin to his grave 464 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,197 rather than give it to me. 465 00:24:42,238 --> 00:24:45,108 Well, obviously he changed his mind. 466 00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:49,928 Or I dug the fucker up and ripped it out of his cold dead hands. 467 00:24:55,013 --> 00:24:57,256 Oh... Oh... 468 00:24:58,434 --> 00:25:00,467 - Oh, y... Oh... - What... the fuck? 469 00:25:00,472 --> 00:25:02,358 Th-that's so good. 470 00:25:02,363 --> 00:25:03,948 Tha... You fooled me. 471 00:25:03,953 --> 00:25:05,997 My yiayia Evangelia taught me 472 00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:08,922 to make investments in the people 473 00:25:08,927 --> 00:25:10,970 who've been loyal to you, 474 00:25:10,975 --> 00:25:12,685 even when there's risk. 475 00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:14,526 I have a whole separate business 476 00:25:14,531 --> 00:25:17,756 in her name where I do this work. 477 00:25:20,002 --> 00:25:21,503 So, please... 478 00:25:22,369 --> 00:25:24,350 do me this honor. 479 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,396 So, is Oscar a good kisser? 480 00:25:31,401 --> 00:25:32,904 Mommy! 481 00:25:32,909 --> 00:25:35,245 I saw the way he was looking at you. 482 00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:38,326 The same way he looked at you when you were teenagers. 483 00:25:39,802 --> 00:25:42,430 I wish I could go back in time to those days. 484 00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:44,584 And do what? 485 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,254 I don't know. 486 00:25:46,568 --> 00:25:48,748 - Keep you there until... - Till... 487 00:25:48,753 --> 00:25:50,254 Until I'm dead. 488 00:25:50,863 --> 00:25:52,951 Then, you can go do whatever you wanted. 489 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,539 The old men are sad characters. 490 00:25:58,702 --> 00:26:01,305 - I guess. Sort of. - Mm. 491 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:06,344 They're also the first friends I've had in a really long time. 492 00:26:07,373 --> 00:26:10,727 - But seriously, how old are they? Yeah. - They're, like, really old. 493 00:26:14,207 --> 00:26:16,209 I have to see this through. 494 00:26:17,572 --> 00:26:19,741 I have to figure this out. 495 00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,789 I could never read you stories when you were little. 496 00:26:24,398 --> 00:26:26,192 I tried, but... 497 00:26:26,592 --> 00:26:29,970 you always wanted to skip right to the end. 498 00:26:31,273 --> 00:26:34,547 You always needed to know what happened. 499 00:26:40,762 --> 00:26:42,264 Baby... 500 00:26:45,642 --> 00:26:49,062 If only we had a window into Tim Kono's mind. 501 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,862 Some way to know more of what he was doing in the days 502 00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:54,453 leading up to his death. A laptop, 503 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:58,170 a calendar, any piece of physical evidence that would bring us closer 504 00:26:58,175 --> 00:26:59,718 to the truth. 505 00:27:01,147 --> 00:27:04,234 I don't remember how Herman's Head ended, 506 00:27:04,239 --> 00:27:08,077 but I suspect it ended with him finally finding the girl. 507 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,960 Or the guy. I could never tell with Herman. 508 00:27:13,323 --> 00:27:14,999 And not needing those advisors 509 00:27:15,004 --> 00:27:16,507 - in his head anymore. 510 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:18,491 That's how I would've done it. 511 00:27:19,624 --> 00:27:22,952 Herman doesn't need them 'cause he's not alone anymore. 512 00:27:23,479 --> 00:27:25,356 But even if you're not alone, 513 00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:28,364 it doesn't mean you don't need help sometimes. 514 00:27:28,969 --> 00:27:30,971 We have 1,265 downlo... 515 00:27:30,976 --> 00:27:32,645 1,267! 516 00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,353 Why do we have to get popular now? 517 00:27:34,358 --> 00:27:36,652 Apparently, people still watch live TV. 518 00:27:36,652 --> 00:27:39,821 Where was this audience when I directed Godspell Live on NBC? 519 00:27:39,821 --> 00:27:42,132 - That was you? - No, but it should've been. 520 00:27:42,137 --> 00:27:43,973 See, I-I'm not getting them. 521 00:27:43,978 --> 00:27:46,657 I'm hitting refresh, and nothing is working. 522 00:27:46,662 --> 00:27:49,331 You're in airplane mode. Again. 523 00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:54,647 - What? - You knew my phone settings. 524 00:27:54,936 --> 00:27:56,624 I'm not a rando. 525 00:27:57,031 --> 00:27:59,116 Alright, we need to deal with this mess. 526 00:27:59,121 --> 00:28:02,749 Your dip man gave us $50,000. 527 00:28:02,754 --> 00:28:04,964 Right, and-and... 528 00:28:04,969 --> 00:28:07,890 we can't accept it because... 529 00:28:09,283 --> 00:28:11,493 we agreed not to profit off 530 00:28:11,498 --> 00:28:13,709 our young friend's tragedy. 531 00:28:13,714 --> 00:28:16,508 That's right, so we have to take that check, 532 00:28:16,513 --> 00:28:19,141 and we have to rip it up. 533 00:28:26,654 --> 00:28:28,413 - Now? - Yes. 534 00:28:28,418 --> 00:28:30,962 I think we have to rip it up, uh, now. 535 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,436 - Wait, wait, wait! - Wha... Thank God. What? 536 00:28:35,441 --> 00:28:38,542 What's this account? It's not in Teddy's name. 537 00:28:38,547 --> 00:28:40,590 Well, he said he had a separate business account for... 538 00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:41,717 Look at the name. 539 00:28:43,903 --> 00:28:45,738 "Angel, Inc." 540 00:28:48,523 --> 00:28:50,294 Oh no, no, no. Teddy is not the Angel 541 00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:51,827 that Tim Kono was trying to bring down. 542 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,599 I was wondering 543 00:28:53,604 --> 00:28:55,809 when he said his yiayia's name. 544 00:28:55,814 --> 00:28:57,649 Evangelia. 545 00:28:57,758 --> 00:28:58,884 Angel. 546 00:29:02,403 --> 00:29:04,117 - You don't knock? - Hey. 547 00:29:04,122 --> 00:29:06,365 Women who knock rarely make history. 548 00:29:08,425 --> 00:29:11,115 A peace offering. Silvia's tamales, 549 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,122 and I picked up some hummus. 550 00:29:15,268 --> 00:29:17,247 This hummus expired yesterday. 551 00:29:18,062 --> 00:29:19,951 But we both know you're gonna eat it. 552 00:29:20,262 --> 00:29:22,029 I know. It's true. 553 00:29:22,322 --> 00:29:23,573 Look... 554 00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:29,760 I'm really sorry about lying to you guys. 555 00:29:29,765 --> 00:29:32,177 On multiple fronts. For weeks. 556 00:29:32,182 --> 00:29:34,393 An inordinate amount of lying. 557 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,775 It was borderline sociopathic. 558 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:38,224 It's just... 559 00:29:38,229 --> 00:29:40,857 very hard for me to trust people. 560 00:29:41,886 --> 00:29:46,130 Honestly, it's pretty hard for me to even like people. 561 00:29:47,707 --> 00:29:49,482 But you guys... 562 00:29:52,897 --> 00:29:55,250 Are you really gonna make me say it? 563 00:29:55,255 --> 00:29:57,201 I'd kinda like to hear the words, yes. 564 00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,879 Also rank us. I'm dying to know who your favorite is. 565 00:30:01,173 --> 00:30:03,258 I want to do this podcast. 566 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:05,740 I have to finish this with you guys. 567 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,018 That... 568 00:30:10,023 --> 00:30:12,556 is so rando. 569 00:30:12,618 --> 00:30:14,076 That... 570 00:30:14,081 --> 00:30:15,951 is not the right gesture. 571 00:30:16,412 --> 00:30:19,082 - Give me those tamales. - Wait. 572 00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:21,735 My final peace offering. 573 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:28,161 Someone left this for me at the front desk. 574 00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:31,000 It's Tim Kono's phone. 575 00:30:31,005 --> 00:30:32,035 - What? - Whoa! 576 00:30:32,035 --> 00:30:33,453 But we need to find the password. 577 00:30:33,453 --> 00:30:35,318 - Oy... - Oh... 578 00:30:35,323 --> 00:30:37,325 Well, we got one for you. 579 00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:41,374 Here. 580 00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:43,588 Say hello... 581 00:30:44,086 --> 00:30:45,826 to Angel. 582 00:30:45,831 --> 00:30:47,482 Teddy Dimas? 583 00:30:47,487 --> 00:30:48,697 Wait, so you're saying... 584 00:30:48,702 --> 00:30:50,579 That's right. Our prime sponsor 585 00:30:50,584 --> 00:30:52,968 is now our prime suspect. 586 00:30:53,191 --> 00:30:55,193 Ooh, that's good. 587 00:30:55,394 --> 00:30:58,286 That'll make a great last line for an episode. 588 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:03,901 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com