1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,878 Oh shit. 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:05,088 I'm sittin' here looking at timestamped photos 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,757 of the Dimases 4 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,343 outside before the fire alarm even went off! 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,344 - Oh god. 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,221 There may still be a murderer in the building. 7 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,264 - You mean my girlfriend was right? 8 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,809 - I don't know, you guys. Don't you think it feels a little too easy? 9 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,686 I'd take another look at Howard. 10 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,065 Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan! 11 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:26,068 - Jan, we kinda worked on this as a team together. 12 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,278 - And I'm not on the team. 13 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,572 - Well, I wouldn't put it like that. - Oh, I would. 14 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,283 - No, no, you have great ideas! 15 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,952 - Charles, let her go! We're on the clock! 16 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,078 - What is wrong with you? 17 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:37,704 Is it cancer? 18 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,998 - It's anxiety. It happens sometimes when I talk to people. 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,668 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 20 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,504 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone. 21 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:48,298 - Sex toys! We got sex toys, people! 22 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,134 Remember not to judge. There's nothing— nothing shameful about... 23 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,011 deviant sexual pursuits. 24 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,770 Jan! 25 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,941 Jan! J— Help! 26 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,484 Anybody! Help! 27 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,502 New York in winter is no friend of the bassoon. 28 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,300 A cold instrument will go flat on you. 29 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,765 It takes extra time and care to warm her up. 30 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,268 To make her feel comfortable in your hands again. 31 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,561 - Jan! We're getting help! 32 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,855 Help! Anybody! We're getting help... 33 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,693 I've avoided giving my bassoon a name, like Betty, 34 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:53,447 preferring to think of her as a beautiful stranger. 35 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,744 To make it special every time I pick her up. 36 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,247 Like we're meeting for the first time. 37 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,295 Learning if we might play well with each other, 38 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:11,256 if we might work as one, 39 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,842 which is the only way it can work. 40 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,234 - Don't adjust without my help. 41 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:31,985 - I'm fine. 42 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,239 - You're wincing. I can see you wince. 43 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,241 There's no way you can play a concert tomorrow. 44 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:39,826 - All I have to do is sit. 45 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,286 And blow. 46 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,081 No comment on that? 47 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,250 - I mean, I enjoyed hearing you say it. 48 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,876 - Ow. 49 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,420 - You know, I want to kill whoever did this to you. 50 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,674 If it was Howard the cat guy, who you tried to remind us of, 51 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:57,469 I want to snap his leg off like I snapped off his cat's leg. 52 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,681 - I don't know that story. That's hot. 53 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,392 - You know, you should've mentioned Howard to the cops. 54 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,602 - You need some proof to do that, 55 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,272 and I never saw the person. - Yeah. 56 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:11,441 I can't believe I let myself get distracted. 57 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:15,070 First, by Oliver and his idiot Sting theory, 58 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,822 and then by Mabel, 59 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,907 and the jewels, and the Dimases. 60 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,285 - Well, you guys did solve one murder. 61 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,579 Just not Tim Kono. 62 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,332 - You could've been killed. 63 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,335 All because they had to rush out a podcast. 64 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,796 You know... 65 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,883 I need to tell them I'm out. 66 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,344 And, you know, cutting people loose is not one of my things. 67 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,599 Mabel's gonna be looking at me with those damn cocker spaniel eyes. 68 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,642 - Look, I support what you want, 69 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,520 but this means a lot to you. They do. 70 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,856 - They do. 71 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,858 Well, at least one of 'em does. 72 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,362 But you mean more. 73 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,287 You know what? 74 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:08,123 I want to take you away from this building to some place sunny. 75 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,333 You know, I can get tan, 76 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:12,127 although I turn sort of a, you know, pinkish-lavender. 77 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,964 - Lester? 78 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,091 Now? 79 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,345 Okay, fine... 80 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,306 Is— Someone's coming up? 81 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,767 - Pataki, my stunt double from Brazzos. 82 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,937 - Your stunt double from 20 years ago just pops over? 83 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,981 - Yeah, it's a thing. Pataki makes it a point to stop by every year 84 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:36,235 when the big stunt awards are in town, like we're still best buds. 85 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,528 I forgot it was this week. 86 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,655 - Well, nice to stay connected. No. 87 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,950 Bad timing, which is also a Pataki thing. 88 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,869 We have kind of a complicated history, but I'm gonna make this go away. 89 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,336 Savage! 90 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,713 Whoa! 91 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:02,302 - Well. Who do we have here? 92 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 93 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,646 We here at Only Murders in the Building 94 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,441 want to issue just a quick correction 95 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:59,234 regarding last week's episode. 96 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,778 We now know the true killer of Tim Kono 97 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,448 was not Teddy or Theo Dimas. 98 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,908 So, you know, just... 99 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:08,535 forget about that. 100 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,412 That's what they call a retraction 101 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,248 in the high halls of journalistic integrity. 102 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,584 All part of the thrill of being 103 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:19,171 the first investigative podcast to publish as we go. 104 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,797 The good news is 105 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,675 this means last week's episode was not our finale. 106 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:27,804 And we can all still enjoy the fine dips and wraps 107 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,265 from Dimas Delis, safe in the knowledge 108 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,769 that the owners haven't murdered anyone in the last few months. 109 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,899 - Am I the only one happy the Dimases got accused of something they didn't do? 110 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,568 Back at you, fuckers. 111 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,571 - I like it, too, but who killed Tim? 112 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,575 I mean, there was a note on Jan's door before she got stabbed. 113 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:52,079 There was a note on Oliver's door before his dog got poisoned. 114 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:55,082 So what, there's just this person running around 115 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,168 leaving notes, poisoning, and stabbing, and... 116 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,672 Wait, did you just... 117 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,465 - Yeah, it took you long enough. 118 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:04,883 - Hm. 119 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,678 - I had to clean it up. My dad's taking me upstate 120 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,681 to meet this lawyer who says he can help me get my name cleared. 121 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,850 All thanks to you. 122 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,810 - I don't know if I like it. 123 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,355 Why don't we see? - Yeah. 124 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,193 Do you like it? Yeah? - I like it. 125 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,028 I like it. 126 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,423 - Okay... 127 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,718 - So, for the next six hours, I'm fightin' off a live gator 128 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,553 with a broken-off bourbon bottle, 129 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,972 and this guy's complaining about a sunburn he got on an airboat. 130 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,474 I can't believe he didn't tell you this story. 131 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,227 - Well, we've only known each other a few weeks, 132 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,897 and half that time, I've been recovering 133 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,024 from an assault/stabbing. 134 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:04,484 - Oh, adorable. 135 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,820 So you two are freshly in lurrrve, 136 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,156 mm? Learning each other's foibles, 137 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:12,075 discovering what makes the other climax. 138 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:15,913 And you're getting with him right as he's heating up, what with this podcast. 139 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,789 - I don't know about "heating up." Hey, hey. 140 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,918 I've been listening, okay? I saw you on Fallon. 141 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,420 You are about to get Tarantino'd, man! 142 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,088 And you're gonna need me 143 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,548 by your side for the resurgence. 144 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,802 Ah. Fuckaroonies, it's my agent. 145 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,096 I have to take this. 146 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,097 Hello, Sy. 147 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,307 Mm-hmm. 148 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:39,728 Yeah, I'm with him right now. He looks great! Mwah! 149 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:43,190 Probably gonna have to age me up just a little bit. 150 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,776 Yeah, some jowls, some eye stuff, and then we're good to go. 151 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,945 Okay. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 152 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,113 Hey, listen, um, I gotta talk to him about my next gig. 153 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:53,242 I'm doubling for Tilda Swinton. Hm. Can I, uh... 154 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,868 - Yeah, you can take it in the next room. 155 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,664 - Oh! Tilda's shoulder, hip measurement? Exact same as yours. 156 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:01,667 Hey, Jan, you think you could, uh, rustle up a little coffee? 157 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,546 - She's kind of a kick. 158 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,214 - Yeah, everybody loves Sazz. 159 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,842 - Sazz? That's her first name? 160 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:13,220 - Yeah. Sazz was always more popular than I was on the set, 161 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,430 and she was better at everything than I was. 162 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,682 - I doubt that. 163 00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:19,935 - Oh really? Well, ask my ex-girlfriend, Cookie, who left me for Sazz. 164 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,144 - What? 165 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,897 - Yeah, season six. And then, I had to spend three more seasons with her 166 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,649 while she shacked up with Cookie. 167 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,901 I couldn't fire her 'cause the crew would hate me. 168 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,820 - Well now, I don't like her. - Hm. 169 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,031 - I don't want you feeling second to anyone, Charles-Haden Savage. 170 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,663 I'll get that. - I'll get the coffee. 171 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,253 - Hey, how you feeling? - Oh, better. 172 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,463 I have the best caretaker looking after me. 173 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,591 - Oh, that's so sweet. 174 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,510 Where is that good guy? 175 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,970 You hear that, Brazzos? You still got it. 176 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,139 Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry. - Ah! 177 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,140 What up! 178 00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,600 - Ah! The fuck? - Ah! 179 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,393 - My stunt double from Brazzos. 180 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:04,062 - Sazz Pataki. Happens all the time. 181 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,064 - Oh, you're... 182 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,233 Wow, that's pretty progressive for the early '90s. 183 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,943 - Yeah, well, I've been called a groundbreaker, 184 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,862 among other things. 185 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,198 - A stuntwoman. That's badass. 186 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,782 - I did some of my own stunts. 187 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,034 - Yeah, you rode a bike. 188 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:20,662 - Mm. Anybody want coffee? 189 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,080 - Uh, sure. - Yeah, I guess. 190 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,041 I got it. 191 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:27,085 - You know, I've been looking at your, uh, beautiful mind 192 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,629 situation back there. 193 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,672 I have some thoughts. 194 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,882 Hm. 195 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,511 - So, Bunny's a fuckface. 196 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:38,388 Oh! Hey, Jan. How's your back? 197 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,849 - Oh, better if I hunch. - Oh, terrific. 198 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,311 Got a little kerfuffle at my place. 199 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,771 Bunny changed the locks on me 200 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,773 but she let me back in to grab a few things. 201 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:51,026 Obviously, I'm not moving in permanently. Is he here? 202 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,529 - He's in there. - Alright. 203 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,447 Charles! I need to camp— 204 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,742 Okay. 205 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,828 I don't know what work you've had done, 206 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,288 but it's too much, 207 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,666 and that is not the response you first want. 208 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,588 Is that filler? I'm over here. 209 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,093 - What the... 210 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,511 What is this, Face/Off? 211 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:23,725 - How any of this connects to whoever stabbed Jan, 212 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,061 if it's Howard, 213 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,605 I just don't get this yet. Well, look, 214 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,732 we know that Tim threatened Howard with a gun 215 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,569 because his cat kept going into Tim's apartment. 216 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:35,153 What if— W-w-what if we s— Gang. 217 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:38,156 Might I offer up a notion here? 218 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,950 You're missing one very big thing. 219 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,952 Motive. 220 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,745 This was a crime of passion. 221 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,581 Tim Kono was drugged, 222 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,082 then shot. 223 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,668 Well, that requires premeditation. 224 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,045 Romantic fury. The desire to see someone suffer 225 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,922 before you blow their brains out! 226 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,550 - Huh. Okay, yeah... - Interesting... 227 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,302 - Fascinating, but the cops are on this now, 228 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,179 and our track record is lousy. - Sazz, 229 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,638 can I show you the suicide notes? 230 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,182 - Bring 'em on, hon. 231 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:04,683 - Uh, 232 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,603 I'd like to point out that when I offered to help, 233 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,980 everyone sent me home to get stabbed. 234 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,024 - Sazz is a stunt double, Jan. 235 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,984 I think she knows what she's talking about. 236 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,152 And here it is. 237 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,779 "I'm just tired of feeling lonely." 238 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,325 Might I offer that is not what you write to cover a suicide. 239 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,493 You use words like "I want to die." 240 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,871 This is an accidental confession 241 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,957 from a lovelorn murderer. I am riveted. 242 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,960 She's so the better you. - So impressive. 243 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,545 - Oh, and what are these? Lookie here. 244 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:37,132 Cocktail glasses from the garbage the night of the murder? 245 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:42,137 Oh, so Tim was just enjoying a nice, smooth bourbon 246 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,514 with his killer? 247 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,724 - We saw those. We just... 248 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,351 I think they made me thirsty. 249 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,144 - Yeah, I'll bet you a hunsky they come back positive 250 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,812 for the poison that killed Tim. 251 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,315 You find the person in love with Tim, 252 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,733 you've found your murderer. 253 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,195 - We never found any evidence that Tim was seeing anyone. I just don't get that. 254 00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,405 - Well, that's because it involves an understanding of passion. 255 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,823 - Excuse me? - Hey, no offense. 256 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,660 You're just not a guy who's ever let himself get swept away. 257 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,870 - Oh, that's true. - Oh, who told you that? Cookie? 258 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,957 Because it turns out I can be very passionate with the right person. 259 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,458 - Oh! - Oh, sorry! 260 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,419 - Okay, guys, I-I-I'm loving all this. 261 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,339 Really into it, but I'm currently homeless, 262 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,175 and the only way I'm gonna get my place back 263 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,802 is if I beat Bunny 264 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,137 at her own building meeting today. 265 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,682 - Yeah, and how are you gonna do that? - Take back the story. 266 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,600 You know, she's doing this negative spin on everything, 267 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,603 but-but we're the heroes of this building. 268 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,690 Before us, you could be killed in your own apartment, 269 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,941 and no one would know it. 270 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,194 - I can't leave Jan here alone. I'll keep watch for you, pal. 271 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,071 Just like the old days, right? 272 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,991 - You go. I'm okay. 273 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,876 Whoa. Look at all these cops. Yeah. 274 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,337 Nothing more calming after 10 years of lockup than your home swarming with blue. 275 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,175 - Yes, but this should make everyone feel good. The pros are on it now. 276 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:04,303 - And by pros, you mean the people who missed everything the amateurs found? 277 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,891 - There he is. Howard Morris. 278 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,684 I may hurt him. 279 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,687 Or at least speak to him firmly. 280 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,440 - That's the guy you think is a hardcore murderer? 281 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,026 Dude's covered in cat hair. Okay, people. 282 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,112 Mouths closed! Keisters down! 283 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,656 Lots to discuss! 284 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,577 First... 285 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,539 Tim Kono's death has now been ruled a homicide, 286 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,584 and, apparently, one of you jerk-offs did it. 287 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,379 Also, the tenants in 14C, 288 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,049 12E, and 10D 289 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,218 have violated our privacy and home 290 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:47,721 by making us all characters in a podcast. 291 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,057 - Yeah, a podcast, by the way, 292 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,684 that revealed a murderer in the building, 293 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,229 which I-I'm sure the rest of you all appreciate. 294 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,774 And for any fans, I do have 295 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,734 some officially licensed 296 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,403 tie-dye sweatshirts, uh... 297 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,365 if interested. And only 49.99. 298 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,158 Somewhat reasonable, I think. 299 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,202 Very slimming, as you can see. 300 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,579 - I bought a 12-pound brisket for a dinner party, 301 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,832 and now no one wants to come because we're the "murder building." 302 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,252 What am I supposed to do with my brisket now, Brazzos? 303 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:21,380 I mean, sandwiches? 304 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,049 - Is anyone else thinking how smart it would be 305 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,469 for the murderer to investigate the murder? 306 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,971 I'm talking about you, Whitey. 307 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,098 - Yeah, I think I'm getting that. 308 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,475 - I've had four clients cancel therapy this week 309 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,852 because they're afraid to come here. 310 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,854 That lost revenue is on you. 311 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,523 - My kids are too scared to sleep in their own rooms. 312 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,149 So now, I share my bed with people 313 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,110 who are actively shitting themselves. 314 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,738 - Well, sometimes you do have to make a mess to clean one up. 315 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,449 - Don't worry, folks. We're done. 316 00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,579 This is getting way too messy! 317 00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,581 So, yes, the podcast 318 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,000 and the investigations are over. 319 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,879 All will be back to normal hopefully soon. 320 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,674 I know— I'll talk about it later! - You can't make that— 321 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,552 - It's a little late for that. 322 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,637 As per the building's bylaws, 323 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,848 if eight or more tenants file complaints 324 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,601 against another tenant, they can be evicted. 325 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,353 We've already taken action on 10D, 326 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,107 but perhaps we should take a vote on 12E and 14C? 327 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,693 - Wait! What? 328 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,403 - You can't evict my aunt. 329 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,031 - No. Just you. 330 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,201 By a show of hands, who here thinks our building 331 00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,620 would be better off without these three fuckwads? 332 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,958 - Hey! - I, for one, am actually... 333 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,293 grateful to the fuckwads. 334 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,005 Their work might lead to my answer. 335 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,467 A toxicology report came back on my beloved cat, 336 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,968 and Evelyn was poisoned. 337 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,472 With the same poison that killed Tim. 338 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,390 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 339 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,725 Furthermore, 340 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,561 one of Evelyn's legs was missing when I removed her from my freezer, 341 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:03,273 leading me to believe that the killer broke in 342 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,816 and tried to steal Evelyn's body 343 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,985 to cover his or her own tracks. 344 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,279 - Why would they just take a leg? 345 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,240 - Oh, Evelyn had some gams on her. 346 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,449 - Howard. 347 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,536 You've had six complaints 348 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,871 about noxious odors coming from your apartment. 349 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,581 So, if I were you, 350 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,793 I'd keep my head down and put your hand up. 351 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,964 - Don't you bully him, Bunny! 352 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:30,092 Enough with you and your New York co-op power games. 353 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,927 - All in favor of evicting 354 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,221 all three members of Murder, She Wrote? 355 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,224 Terrific! I'll start 356 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,269 the eviction process today. 357 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,147 The rest of you, if you're a murderer... 358 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,276 stop murdering! 359 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:53,031 - You know what? It's all gonna be fine once we solve this case. 360 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,118 - Stop with the fucking case. Whoa, you know what? 361 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,871 I'm gonna run errands that are not in that elevator. 362 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,586 - Okay, everybody just take a breath. 363 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,797 Clearly, that didn't go well, but Oliver is right. 364 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,633 If we find the murderer, the board will have to reconsider— 365 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,260 - You two won't stop. 366 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:17,014 My girlfriend's been stabbed. I'm losing my home now? 367 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:19,141 - Buddy, we feel terrible about Jan! 368 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,603 - We really do. And we shouldn't have dismissed her ideas. 369 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,439 - And can I tell you something? The comments from the fans 370 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,358 for her character have been surprisingly positive. 371 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:31,236 - You're not hearing me. I'm done! 372 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:34,740 I-I-I don't do dangerous things! That's why I have a stunt double! 373 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,951 I don't like getting hurt, and ever since you two have been in my life, 374 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,579 I'm surrounded by danger and pain! 375 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,373 - As opposed to nothing at all? 376 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,918 - Oh. It's mean Mabel, 377 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:49,379 who clearly has all the answers at 26. Please do share. 378 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,924 - Christ, Charles. Cut the kid a break. 379 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,176 - She's not a kid. 380 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,929 We only think she's a kid because we're old! 381 00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,430 And we should've known bett— 382 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:02,226 You should've known better, but you rushed into this podcast 383 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,520 headfirst, like you always do, 384 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,813 and you took two more bodies over the edge with you! 385 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,358 Splash 2! 386 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,485 An Oliver Putnam production! 387 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,904 - Well, that was mean. 388 00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,865 A great callback, but incredibly mean. 389 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,867 - I want you, 390 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,703 and all of your things, out of my place. 391 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,456 All the evidence. I want out. I'm out. 392 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,544 Sorry, I'm not good at confrontation. 393 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,046 - Well, that was pretty good to me. 394 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,131 For the record, I'm 28. 395 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:39,137 - I just want to take care of my injured girlfriend for my final days 396 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,848 in my home of 30 years. 397 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,558 Once my apartment is gone, 398 00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:45,018 she'll be the only good thing in my life. 399 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,108 Oh mama. 400 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,282 - Charles. - Of course. 401 00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,909 It's happening again. Took you less than an hour— 402 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,452 - I needed my bandage changed. 403 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,831 What did you think was happening? 404 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,835 - That. 405 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,045 - I get that Sazz pushes your buttons, 406 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,756 but you really thought I'd cheat on you? 407 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,134 - I think anyone great would cheat on me. 408 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,722 The truth is Sazz doubled me for sex scenes, too. 409 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:25,225 Apparently, my hip motions weren't natural, 410 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,102 which I'm sure you noted. 411 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,313 And I just thought, you know, 412 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,856 between that and the stabbing, 413 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,192 you had plenty of reasons to look elsewhere. 414 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,611 - I like your hip motions. 415 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,322 They're surprising. - Then, uh, 416 00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,823 why you packing your stuff? 417 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,910 - Because I have a big solo tomorrow night. 418 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,079 Stravinsky's Firebird is one of those rare pieces 419 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,248 in which a first chair bassoon 420 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,334 really gets to shine. 421 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,336 I'm just gonna stay at my place tonight. 422 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837 - Think that's safe? 423 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,216 - I'm a New York broad who's been stabbed. I can handle shit. 424 00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,468 - Yeah. Well, again, 425 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,969 I'm really sorry. 426 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,846 - I know. 427 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,390 I'm sorry you may be losing your place. 428 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,685 You know, there is something seriously wrong with Bunny. 429 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,521 Oh! Maybe Bunny is the killer, 430 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,690 and this is her way of stopping the investigation. 431 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,733 Oh my god, I can't stop. 432 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,985 - I know the feeling. 433 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,822 Hey, would it be okay if I came to see you tomorrow? 434 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,408 I mean, after all, I'm dating the first chair bassoonist 435 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,786 for the Symphony, and I've never even seen you play. 436 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,205 - Oh, I don't know. 437 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,332 Maybe another time. 438 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,251 I-I think it'd make me too nervous 439 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,294 knowing you were seeing me not at my best. 440 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,797 - Okay. Yeah, sure. 441 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,298 - Thanks. 442 00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,593 I'll call you. - Alright. 443 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,840 - Please don't do anything in there. 444 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,884 - It's gonna be hard. 445 00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,261 It's a pretty arousing setup. 446 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:27,097 - Okay. Good night. 447 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,812 - Ow! 448 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,481 Oh dear lord. 449 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,276 This is gonna take a while. 450 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,532 - Morning. 451 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,536 - You look fancy. 452 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,997 - Got a hot date with a prematurely balding lawyer. 453 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,124 I figured innocent people tuck their shirts in, right? 454 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,044 - Got get 'em. - I will. 455 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,839 I'll see you later. - Okay. 456 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,512 - See you, Ollie. - Bye, Oscar. Good luck. 457 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,639 - Thanks. 458 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,519 - Charles isn't done, by the way. 459 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,312 - He seemed pretty over it. 460 00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,606 - I'm telling you. He's not done. 461 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:21,235 - The only way to fix all of this is to fucking solve this case. 462 00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:25,405 That's how Tim gets justice, and we get to keep our apartments. 463 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,283 - And that's how I get the final episode of my dreams. 464 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,869 I-I want this to be better than 465 00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,163 the Jinx guy confessing in the pisser. 466 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,708 You know, I-I've been thinking about... 467 00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:40,045 Pataki's crime of passion thing. 468 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,799 And, you know, we should not presume 469 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,301 that a lover of Tim's is necessarily a woman. 470 00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,973 Do you think his sex toys could reveal anything? 471 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,643 - Oh no. - Like a... 472 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,187 Girl guy? Guy guy? 473 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,314 They them? They girl? 474 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,482 Guy them? 475 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:04,361 - Look, all I know is that it goes into a hole somewhere, so... 476 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:07,364 Okay, alright. Let's just start at the very beginning. 477 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,450 I got in the elevator with these two weirdos, 478 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,536 and I was rocking this awesome yellow fur coat. 479 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,371 - Really popped on you, by the way. 480 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,376 - Then Tim got in the elevator 481 00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:20,961 with this trash bag, 482 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,880 and he was on the phone talking about the package. 483 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,549 - We had that cool connection about your Beats. 484 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,551 Do you like your Beats? 485 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:36,435 - Anyway, um, Tim got out of the elevator with this trash bag. 486 00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:41,315 Oliver? 487 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,610 The trash bag that Tim had in the elevator 488 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,195 has blue straps. 489 00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,821 - So? 490 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,365 - But all the trash bags I got from his apartment 491 00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,160 when I took all of his stuff have orange straps. 492 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,330 - W— So, that wasn't his trash? 493 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:57,623 Why would he have someone else's trash? 494 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,919 Was he taking out his lover's trash? 495 00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,921 - You know who we haven't interviewed yet? 496 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:05,714 Tim's next door neighbor. 497 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,007 - Ndidi! 498 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,342 - She might know if he was seeing someone. 499 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:09,968 - Absolutely! That's brilliant! 500 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,189 Hey, buddy. Checking in on you. 501 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,775 - Very thoughtful. Come on in. 502 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,904 - Just wanted to give you 503 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:31,615 and your lady some space last night. 504 00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:33,617 I'm so sorry I upset you. 505 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:38,580 I would never make a move on your girlfriend. 506 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:41,959 Again. 507 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:44,670 - Thanks so much. - Ah! 508 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,881 And the truth about Cookie is, 509 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,384 I, once again, am taking the hit for you. 510 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,554 That which can be stolen... 511 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,430 can be stolen. 512 00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:58,350 She left me. 513 00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,311 After 20 years, man. 514 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,771 She left me for another guy. 515 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,315 - Well, 516 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,650 I'm sorry. 517 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,653 - I don't know how it happened! I tried to keep it interesting, but... 518 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,032 Who can keep up with all the new stuff, you know? 519 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,034 After 20 years. 520 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,787 Mm. Did you see it coming when Cookie left you? 521 00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,622 - No. 522 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,082 I did not. 523 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,501 - I shouldn't be leaning on you about this, 524 00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,211 but honestly, 525 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,880 this is why I came. 526 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,507 We both deserve someone... 527 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,842 just like Jan. 528 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,677 You know? 529 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,179 You going to her concert tonight? 530 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:38,223 - Uh, no. She asked me not to come. 531 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,851 I think, um... 532 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,145 I think she might be pulling away. 533 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,731 I know you, Charles. 534 00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:48,859 That's why gender never prevented me from doubling for you. 535 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,861 Even in the hot tub and the sex scenes. 536 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:53,280 - I thought that was mostly build and hair. 537 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,074 - Twenty years I spent mirroring you. 538 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,577 Getting down your mannerisms, 539 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,037 your gait, 540 00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,496 your speech patterns. 541 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,916 But one thing I could never get about you 542 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:06,668 is how someone as wonderful as you 543 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,795 could think so little of himself. 544 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,381 I could never understand it. 545 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,593 This is the girl for you, pal. 546 00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:17,221 I felt it the moment I walked into the room yesterday. 547 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:21,016 And she's got a very big first chair bassoon moment tonight, 548 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,267 and here you are, 549 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,978 in the apartment, with your creaky-kneed stunt double, 550 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:28,565 and your sad little melancholy omelet. 551 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:34,696 - You know what? I think I can just make it. 552 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,282 - Oh, attaboy! 553 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,577 Comeback kid! We are so gonna get Tarantino'd! 554 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:46,124 - Hi, Mrs. Idoko. I-I'm sorry to disturb you. 555 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,962 I know we're not exactly popular right now, but, um— 556 00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:51,171 - I don't care. 557 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:53,173 You're clearly better at this than the police. 558 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,885 - Is there anything that you could tell us about Tim, Ms. Idoko? 559 00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:59,555 Did you see someone come in and out? 560 00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:01,974 - No, I never saw anyone but, 561 00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,810 we certainly heard a late night visitor. 562 00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:06,270 A loud one. 563 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,355 - Sex! You mean sex! 564 00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,315 - Tim was seeing someone? 565 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,818 - Oh yes, but I-I never saw her though. 566 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,404 - But it was a woman? - Oh yes. 567 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:19,324 I never heard a woman scream like that. 568 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:23,412 I hated Tim Kono, but oof. 569 00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,414 That man knew what he was doing. 570 00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:47,728 - I can't believe we never found anything that pointed to a girlfriend. 571 00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:51,190 - I mean, besides that first engagement ring. 572 00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:54,359 - Maybe we've been following the wrong ring this whole time? 573 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:58,238 - I don't know why I feel compelled to know what these things are for. 574 00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,616 But maybe, it will give us a better picture of who she is. 575 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:03,285 - This one tells me that she... 576 00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,662 likes pretending she's a cat? 577 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:08,165 I don't know, what is this? 578 00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:10,125 - No, I remember this one. 579 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,628 It's... Yeah! Yeah! 580 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,048 "Exotic Instruments." 581 00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:17,716 Somebody young look that up. 582 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,391 - You look excited. 583 00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:28,227 - I'm here to see my girlfriend. 584 00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:30,896 - Oh. Me, too. 585 00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:33,524 - Mine's a prodigy. - Oh good. 586 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:50,249 - Tonight, we break custom, for very good reason, 587 00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:52,292 with this evening's Stravinsky piece, 588 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,753 to give special mention to our soloist, 589 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,129 the youngest 590 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:59,383 first chair bassoonist in our symphony's history. 591 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,968 Ms. Allison Tipton. 592 00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,811 - That's her. That's my girlfriend. 593 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,361 That's so weird. 594 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:22,781 Exotic instruments doesn't sell sex toys. 595 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:26,076 It sells musical instruments. 596 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,911 - Really? - Oliver... 597 00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:32,833 Why is there a bassoon cleaner in Tim's sex toy box? 598 00:31:18,305 --> 00:31:28,305 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/8xtve Help other users to choose the best subtitles