1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,588 - So, what do we know about my daughter's murder and the theft? 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,424 - Why don't you ask these three? They're the ones that probably did it. 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,634 - We were framed. 4 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,761 - We're persons of interest. It's very different. 5 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,514 So what we need to do is break into Bunny's apartment. 6 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,516 We find a clue that isn't us. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,059 Don't you want to clear your name, too? 8 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,144 Bunny had a bird? 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,521 - Mrs. Gambolini. 10 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,688 Stuff it up your ass. 11 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,399 - Start scouring! Any paper you find, put in this bag. 12 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,778 - I would just like to assure all of you, 13 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,780 as the new Board President, 14 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:33,283 I will not let Bunny's demise adversely affect the building. 15 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,160 I'm in charge now, 16 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,371 and a new era begins. 17 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,580 - Don't get me started on Nina. 18 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,123 If you thought Bunny was a bitch, 19 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,708 wait till you get a load of this one. 20 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,044 - So I took a closer look at Bunny's will. 21 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,004 There's something she wanted you to have. 22 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,006 - No! Absolutely not. 23 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,341 Hey! 24 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,634 Hey! 25 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,389 I know who did it! 26 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,524 The perfect crime? 27 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,734 Oh, so very nearly. 28 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:12,114 But there's one thing the killer did not anticipate. 29 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,615 A witness. 30 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:17,119 Who has bravely agreed to an Only Murders in the Building exclusive. 31 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:20,080 So, tell our listeners, 32 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,708 who killed Bunny Folger? 33 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:23,959 Fuck off, Oliver. 34 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,796 - No, you fuck off, Mrs. Gambolini! You said you know who did it! 35 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,965 - Who did it? - It's just perfect 36 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,718 that Bunny had a pet as obnoxious as she was. 37 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,179 - Hey, that's my maybe half-sister you're talking about. 38 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:37,014 - Yeah, explain that to me one more time. 39 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,390 - Well, it's simple. 40 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,309 My dad maybe slept with Bunny's mom, 41 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:43,312 a-and that potential sex could have been unprotected, 42 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:46,398 and that possibly unprotected potential sex 43 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,484 could have resulted in a half-sister I never knew until it was too late. 44 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,445 - Are you done? Please say yes. - Yes. 45 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,654 - Great. - No. 46 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,072 - I kissed Bunny on the lips. 47 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,074 - You did what? - What? 48 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,702 - Yeah. It was at a Christmas party, and we were saying goodbye, 49 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,455 and we were just gonna kiss each other on the cheek, but we missed, 50 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,165 and we were on the lips, 51 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,750 and we'd had a few eggnogs, 52 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,628 so we kinda got into it, and then we just stayed there 53 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,923 and sloshed around a little bit, and that's not so bad, right? 54 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,299 - Can you deal with this, please? 55 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,550 - Yeah, sure. 56 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,845 Alright. We have two options here. 57 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,431 I slap you across the face and say, "Snap out of it!" 58 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,600 Or we just skip to the part where you say, 59 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,019 "Thanks, kid. That was tough to hear, but I needed it." 60 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,270 - Uh, not the slapping one. 61 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,396 - Cool. 62 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,941 - Who did it? - Who did it? 63 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:32,486 - God, you are the most difficult animal I have ever directed. 64 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,280 And I did a production of The Elephant Man with a real elephant. 65 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,867 - Oliver, have you tried talking to her as if you were Bunny? 66 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,245 - W-why would I ever... 67 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:49,586 Mrs. Gambolini. It's me, Bunny. 68 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,506 What the fuck happened to me, huh? 69 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,425 - That was a terrible Bunny. The key to a good Bunny 70 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,761 is raising your voice without raising your voice. 71 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:03,016 Mrs. Gambolini, why the fuck am I dead? 72 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,393 No, no, that's dreadful. 73 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,895 You're missing the smile that doesn't reach the dead eyes. 74 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,274 This won't take long 75 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,317 unless you make it take long. 76 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,528 This won't take long 77 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,446 unless you make it take long. 78 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,240 - Yeah, but we're doing Bunny. - Oh, geez. 79 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,283 Listen to this. 80 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:22,786 If you're a murderer, stop murdering! 81 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,079 - Yeah, well... - Hey! 82 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,957 We need to start making progress here. 83 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,751 - Alright. What do we know? 84 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,171 Bunny was killed with a knitting needle 85 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,839 and a still-missing knife. 86 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,757 Her last words 87 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,843 were "14" and "savage." 88 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,263 - She got notes threatening her to give up her pricey painting 89 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:44,057 of your dad's jiminy sack or else. 90 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,810 - Yeah, and where is the original... My dad's what? 91 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,938 - His jiminy sack? Did I just make that up? 92 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,566 - Hey, look at this. Receipts. 93 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,569 From March 12th. 94 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,030 The day that Bunny died. 95 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,867 - We saw Bunny that day. 96 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,581 - Uh... Okay. Tha-that's very good. Okay. 97 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,586 What would your last day on Earth be like? 98 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,505 It's a good question. 99 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,923 Will it be like any other, 100 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,592 or will it point to it being your time? 101 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,011 As we recreate Bunny's, 102 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,014 we hope it will take us to clues, 103 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,849 suspects, 104 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,227 and please, dear God, 105 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:30,145 not the subway. 106 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,733 Wake up. Wake up. 107 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,984 Wake up. 108 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,820 Wake up! Bunny! 109 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,489 - Wake up! - Mm, shut up, 110 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:43,575 or I'll come over there and hit your snooze button. 111 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:51,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 112 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,514 I can't believe this is my last day. 113 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,106 As Board President. 114 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,955 That asshole's getting rid of all the gifted 115 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:15,083 and talented programs in our schools. He wants our kids stupid. 116 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,587 Also, he works out at the YMCA: 117 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:21,006 In Park Slope, Brooklyn. 118 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,425 I just don't understand what's going on in the city anymore. 119 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,010 There's a Starbucks on every corner. 120 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,554 You can't even get a decent bagel anywhere. 121 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,890 All the bridges keep changing names. 122 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:33,685 It is not the same New York City I grew up in, that's for sure. 123 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,778 - Ah, that. 124 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,326 Same circus, different clowns. 125 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,744 Fire Dolan. 126 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,955 - You said it. 127 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:56,708 "Twenty-nine years as Board President. 128 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,253 "I inherited the position from my mother. 129 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,673 "You know, she warned me that part of the job 130 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,800 "would be dealing with pests. 131 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:09,096 What she didn't say was the tenants were the pests." 132 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,017 Pause for laugh. "Of course, I'm kidding. 133 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:17,062 "Serving you... 134 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,064 has been one of the great honors of my..." 135 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,743 I'm not gonna let those fuckers see me cry. 136 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,460 I guess quiet time is over. 137 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:05,819 - Good morning, Bunny! 138 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,070 You watch the game last night? 139 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,823 - Yeah. Why do you think I'm in a bad mood? 140 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,617 - Ooh. 141 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:14,203 We should catch a game someday, now with all your free time. 142 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,997 - Yeah. That'd be great, Tommy. 143 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,208 - See you later. - Okay, Bunny. 144 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,885 - Lin-sanity! 145 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:39,811 - Oh, what a lovely mess to come home to! 146 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:45,651 Don't worry, Lester. I've got it. 147 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,737 You're as useless as tits on a nun. 148 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,322 Sorry. I'm eatin' cake. 149 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:54,576 - And I'm still president of this place for another few hours. 150 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,328 There's still time to replace you, you know? 151 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,454 - Yeah, yeah, I know. 152 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,500 - Tell Lorraine I hope her knee is better. - Mm-hmm. Will do. 153 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,837 - Before I forget, elevator inspection invoice. 154 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:06,964 - Oh. - You know, 155 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,383 this place is gonna fall apart without you. 156 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,553 - You're going to say the same thing when Nina's in charge. 157 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,888 - Ah! I'd never! 158 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,266 So, what are you gonna do with all your free time? 159 00:09:17,266 --> 00:09:19,059 - I can't believe I'm saying this, 160 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,395 but I've been looking at a spot in Boca. 161 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:25,107 Turns out, there are places on the planet 162 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,900 without winter. 163 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,197 What's going on over there? 164 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:36,827 - We reach the basement, and I immediately identify the problem. 165 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,496 I said, "Mabel! The ductwork around the down-flow furnace 166 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,789 "has been tampered with. Quick! 167 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,375 Flip the damper and detach that hose!" 168 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,545 - Huh? I just remember you saying "thing" a lot. Like, 169 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:49,006 "Put the thing on the thing!" And then, "The thing and the thing!" 170 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,175 Oh! And Charles, 171 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,468 how was it doing battle with your girlfriend? 172 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,387 - Oh, well, to be honest, there wasn't so much thinking... 173 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,430 - That was probably the poison. 174 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,808 - ... as doing. With a gun pointed at me, I commandeered a vehicle. 175 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,811 - A dog stroller. - I drove it into Jan. She fired! 176 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,271 Bang! The bullet hit me! 177 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,648 - No. - Hit near me. And then I dodged. 178 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,400 And then I knocked the gun from her grasp! 179 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,528 - And then Mabel came in and punched Jan in the face. 180 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,532 - I mean, I did lay her out. 181 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,161 Oh, hey, Bunny. 182 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:22,289 - Ah! Bun-Bun! We saved you some cake. 183 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,251 - Rule 5.05. 184 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,795 No gatherings of more than 12 185 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,547 in a communal area 186 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,841 without the approval of the board. 187 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,259 - May we have your approval? 188 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,720 - No. Is that an open flame? 189 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,347 Oh, come on. I mean, 190 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,225 it's the almost one-week anniversary of them saving the building. 191 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,351 You should be thanking them. 192 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,230 - And I'll thank you to stay outta this! 193 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,899 Oh! I just got Bunny'd! 194 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:52,736 - You know, for a while, I thought you were the killer 195 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,239 because Tim was behind on his building fees, 196 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:58,033 and I distrust women in positions of power. 197 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,660 - God no, Marv. - No, Marv, no. Shh. 198 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,287 - Do you have a permit to sell those? 199 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,748 - Uh... I do not. 200 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,210 - Commercial sales are prohibited from the Arconia 201 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:11,380 without a board-issued permit. 202 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,799 - Noncompliance will result in a public flogging 203 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,592 and a fine of $20. 204 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,678 The rule was written in 1912. 205 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,429 We should update that. 206 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,682 - I don't know. I like the floggings. 207 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,726 Nina, walk with me. 208 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,898 They're gonna be your problem tomorrow. - Don't worry. I'll keep giving them hell. 209 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,277 - I'll take a mug. 210 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,579 - Well, these are for... - Outside the elevator bank? 211 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,414 I saw the ones there are dead. 212 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,045 - Sounds like there might be snow next week. 213 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,048 - I'll remind Lester to put out mats by the door. 214 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,049 - Hm... 215 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,387 The bulb in the fountain... - Needs to be replaced. 216 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,139 I'll tell Mr. Torres. 217 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,601 You focus on enjoying yourself. 218 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,603 You've earned it. 219 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,862 Acupressure. Midwife says pushing here helps induce labor. 220 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,072 I'll try anything at this point. 221 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,075 - You sure you're gonna be able to handle this place? 222 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,660 - Absolutely. 223 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,247 I'm gonna pop this baby out and strap it right to my chest without breaking stride. 224 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,293 Come on. Eject. 225 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,879 - Oh. One last lesson for the road. 226 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,839 Be careful with Mark. 227 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,759 He's a compulsive liar. 228 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,844 He'll talk about touring in Iraq, 229 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,847 but it was just with his band. They're not bad. 230 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,850 And Sonia... 231 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,896 will sometimes mention her husband, 232 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,773 and sometimes a boyfriend. 233 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,900 She wants you to ask. 234 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,026 Don't. 235 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,820 - You know everything about everyone. 236 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,406 - That's the job. 237 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,287 - Rotates the fetus. Stimulates contractions. 238 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,791 Don't have it here. 239 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,460 But if your water does break... 240 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,172 - Mop is in the window closet, second door from the stairs. I know. 241 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,716 Alright. 242 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:24,513 Now let's get these to their new home where they belong. 243 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:31,436 Aren't you coming? 244 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,857 - No. I've got my things to do. 245 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,233 I'll see you at the board meeting. 246 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,609 - Mm-hmm. 247 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,155 - Florida? 248 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,575 Really? You? 249 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,243 - Why not me? 250 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,745 Why can't I try life as a snowbird? 251 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,747 - I have a cousin in Tallahassee. 252 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:51,748 - And? 253 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,208 - Eh, he sweats a lot. 254 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:56,086 He's got a fungus in his armpits he can't get rid of. 255 00:13:56,795 --> 00:14:00,215 - Is that your cute way of saying you don't want me to go? 256 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,510 - No, go. You know I have a key. 257 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,513 Maybe I'll go into your place and wear all your stuff. 258 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,309 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 259 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,481 Okay. I'm this way. 260 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,697 - Hello? 261 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,034 Oh, it's you. 262 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,495 No, I do not wanna talk about the painting. 263 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,914 Stop calling! 264 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:51,225 On its surface, it was a day like any other for Bunny, 265 00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:54,686 filled with routines and reading the Riot Act. 266 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,773 But where within those rituals were the signals 267 00:14:57,773 --> 00:15:00,817 that the day was anything but typical? 268 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,694 - Welcome, Bunny. How are you today? 269 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,113 - Ah, same old. 270 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,199 - As in I'm the... - Same. 271 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,408 Old. 272 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,619 - I'll just have the usual. 273 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,120 - Coming right up. 274 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,624 Oh, uh, is your friend from yesterday joining you? 275 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,334 - My friend? 276 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,211 - Another waiter took my shift yesterday 277 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,421 and said you were... with someone. 278 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,967 - Oh, no. Not coming. And not my friend. 279 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,353 Seriously, Dad, it's not a big deal. 280 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,606 - What are you talking about? It's a huge deal. 281 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,108 - My own son directing? - Yeah, 282 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,818 a play at my kid's school. 283 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:45,195 - Well, we have to start somewhere. Can I tell you something? 284 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,573 You are going to be a natural because it's in your blood, buddy. 285 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,575 - Food. - Oh, thank you. 286 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,830 Bunny! - What? 287 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,748 - You remember my son, Will. - Of course. 288 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,418 He broke a window when he was 10. 289 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,753 You still haven't paid for it. 290 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,714 - You moving to Florida? 291 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:05,424 Yeah, I would love to live somewhere warm. 292 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,592 - Oh no, no, no. 293 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:07,801 Bunny and I, we're lifers. 294 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,012 She's probably gonna be buried in the Arconia. 295 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:13,307 And on hot days, the whole building will be able to smell you. 296 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,516 Anyway, 297 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,769 I-I-I should be going. I'm celebrating with Charles and Mabel. 298 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,147 You know, since we solved the Tim Kono case. 299 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,648 Bye-bye now. 300 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,027 - How the fuck does she know about that broken window? 301 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,778 - 'Cause she's an actual witch, that's why. 302 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,162 - Here we go. - Thank you, Ivan. 303 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:40,125 That's for the food. 304 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,461 And then... 305 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,048 I went over 20%. 306 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,053 Oh, Bunny... 307 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,346 Th-that's too much this time. 308 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:54,723 - No one else who needs it. 309 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,226 Come on, take it. 310 00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,103 Get yourself that DJ equipment you wanted. 311 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,857 - Okay. 312 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,569 Thank you. - And make me a promise. 313 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,823 Don't let yourself only love one thing. 314 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,743 Because if you only love one thing, 315 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,871 and then one thing goes away, well... 316 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,960 then you're left with nothing. 317 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,420 And that sucks. 318 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,677 - A-are you asking for more iced tea? 319 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,099 - Finally, he hears me. 320 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,990 - ... so good. Hold it! 321 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,914 You wanna go to my place and get those, uh, glasses now? 322 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,041 - Oh, perfect. Mm-mmm! - Yeah. 323 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,544 You know, champagne is not really champagne 324 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,839 unless it's from the region of Champagne. Where is that from? 325 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:11,300 - The Key Foods on 81st Street. 326 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,177 - Ah. Lovely vineyard. 327 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,055 - Hey, Bunny. 328 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,849 All that looks good. 329 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,810 - Oh. Board meeting snacks. 330 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,235 - Deep breaths. - Take it easy. 331 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,405 - It's okay. - The firefighters are coming. 332 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:38,410 I'm warm. Is anyone else getting warm? 333 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,037 - The fans stopped. 334 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,792 A slight breeze. I feel a slight breeze. 335 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,711 That means oxygen is flowing. 336 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,254 Come on... Okay... 337 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,882 - Bunny, you're a badass. 338 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,677 And I thought I was a cranky old bitch. 339 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,638 - Yeah, I knew I'd regret that. 340 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,987 - Well, thank God. What would we do without you? 341 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,664 - You know what I just realized? 342 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,125 I fucking hate the heat. 343 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,178 Surprise! 344 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,851 - I did the decorations! Do you like them? 345 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,018 Don't worry. 346 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,604 You get a hat, too. 347 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,985 Oh... 348 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,987 - Yeah. I told them it was too much. 349 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,447 Hello. 350 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,992 Hello, Howard. 351 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,535 Come on, say it. 352 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,329 Bunny seemed upset that we moved the cage, 353 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:07,082 but Mrs. Gambolini needed to be at the party, right? 354 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,626 - You're a very lonely man, aren't you, Howard? 355 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,128 - Excuse me. 356 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,924 - So, Amy Schumer started renovating the penthouse 357 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,343 without all the necessary permits. 358 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,720 Thoughts? 359 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,389 - Ooh, I love her. She's so dirty. 360 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,099 I heard it was very Z Gallerie 361 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,978 circa '92 in Sting's place, so anything's better than that. 362 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,814 - Are we really doing business? It's your last day, Bunny. 363 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,942 - We also need to sort out the Kono apartment. 364 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,736 And now, Jan Bellows', too. 365 00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:38,155 - Bunny. I'm already drunk. 366 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,073 I'm ready to take the minutes. 367 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,701 - Bunny, I'll handle all this at the next meeting. 368 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,036 - But we can do it now. 369 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,454 - It's your last day... 370 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,622 - Stop saying that! 371 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,378 - What's wrong? 372 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,880 - I, uh... 373 00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:00,344 I... I've changed my mind. 374 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:03,180 I'm not stepping down. Sorry. 375 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,516 - Well, great. What about all my decorations? 376 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,726 - So, Amy Schumer's renovation... 377 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,520 - Bunny. We had a plan. 378 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,147 Today's your last day. This was your decision. 379 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,649 You said... 380 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,317 Howard, what did she say? 381 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:20,656 - At November's meeting, you, wearing a fuchsia number, said... 382 00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,282 - Don't quote me from the minutes. 383 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,493 - Howard. 384 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,958 - "I can't do this forever. 385 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,419 "We should pick a new Board President. And I think Nina Lin 386 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,464 is the person best equipped to carry on my legacy." 387 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,259 - And I still think that. 388 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,011 But not yet. 389 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,680 We rushed this. 390 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,723 There's more I can still teach you. 391 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,977 - Let's not pretend this is about me. 392 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:53,105 This is about you holding the Arconia hostage until you're dead. 393 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,440 - The Arconia still needs me. 394 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,900 - No, you still need it. 395 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,610 But we can't afford to wait. 396 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,321 The Arconia needs to be brought into the 21st century. 397 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,531 - What does that mean? 398 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:04,616 - Made more efficient. 399 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:07,411 Modernized. Monetized. 400 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:10,414 - The building needs to be preserved. 401 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,583 Nina, we talked about this. 402 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,960 Or were you just saying what I wanted to hear? 403 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,088 All the dinners, the long conversations, 404 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,840 our weekly walks? 405 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,258 They were bullshit? 406 00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,094 - It's time to step aside. 407 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,473 - You ungrateful bitch. 408 00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:30,225 You ungrateful, 409 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,060 power hungry, 410 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,521 baby bumpy bitch! 411 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,274 - Alright, fine. 412 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,276 I didn't want to do this in front of everyone. 413 00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,153 - Oh, you don't have to... - No, no, no, please don't... 414 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,322 - The only reason you're Board President 415 00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,907 is because your mom was Board President. 416 00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,825 Yet you can't fathom the idea 417 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,827 of someone else being able to do what you do. 418 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,997 You are so selfish and self-important 419 00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:53,373 and stuck in the past. 420 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,709 You're a relic, Bunny! 421 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,170 And I can't allow this building to become one, too. 422 00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:01,089 - You have no idea 423 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,175 what this job takes. 424 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:05,135 The pressures I endure 425 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:07,346 on a daily basis. 426 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,350 I'm not gonna let you get away with this. 427 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,894 - I'm not going to let you stop me. 428 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,863 - Our last piece of evidence. 429 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,407 - Howard's minutes. - Okay. 430 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,535 Who do we think killed Bunny? 431 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:32,788 Well, we know that she threatened to paddle our superfans, 432 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:34,581 who I love. They're just a little off. 433 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,583 - Ooh, you never want to upset a fan base. 434 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,377 - She also threatened to fire Lester, 435 00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:39,837 but he thinks that was just a joke. 436 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:43,131 - Ooh. A little Upstairs, Downstairs. It's a possibility. 437 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:46,343 - You said you saw her at the Pickle Diner with a brochure of Florida. 438 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:49,304 - Was she going on the run? Was she meeting a lover in Florida? 439 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,850 What? We missed the lover angle in season one. I'm reaching. 440 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,560 - And lastly, she went back on her word 441 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,895 and wouldn't give the board presidency to Nina. 442 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,940 That feels like a biggie. We need to find out more about Nina. 443 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:02,484 - So... 444 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,736 that gives us a new prime suspect. 445 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:09,491 - Ooh. Did the pregnant protégé make a pernicious power play? 446 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:13,078 Wow, I am on fire! 447 00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:16,874 You know, I really think that I've leveled up since Tim's murder. 448 00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:30,846 - What? 449 00:24:30,846 --> 00:24:32,431 Nothing to say to me? 450 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,144 You think I'm some stubborn relic, too? 451 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:55,913 - Oh, shit. Are we being too loud? 452 00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:57,956 - No. Not too loud. 453 00:24:57,956 --> 00:25:01,210 Mabel, who is... Oh, Bunny. 454 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:04,129 - Charles. Oliver. - Oh. Hi. 455 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:06,465 - Um, if you're celebrating, 456 00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,842 you should have proper champagne. 457 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:12,471 Something nicer than your bottom-shelf blend. 458 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:14,681 - Thank you so much! 459 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,684 Well, you saved the Arconia. 460 00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:21,271 Maybe through sheer dumb luck, but the result was the same. 461 00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:23,690 I, um, 462 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:26,235 don't think I've said it yet, so... 463 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,362 thank you. 464 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:31,823 - Aw, Bunny, you're too kind. 465 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:36,078 Oh, and w-we have a gift for you, too. Um... 466 00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:37,329 There you are. 467 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:39,540 Your very own merch. 468 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,583 Try it on. 469 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,046 - This is the last thing I want from you assholes. 470 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,173 - Ah, come on! - Try it on. 471 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,343 - Oh, alright, alright. 472 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:55,222 - Ooh... - Wow. 473 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:57,724 Already lookin' foxy. 474 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,727 - Ooh. - Wow, Bunny! 475 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,188 - Yeah. You know, it's actually quite fetching. 476 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,398 - Hm? 477 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:06,775 - I was at Woodstock, you know. 478 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,694 Oh, groovy. 479 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:10,529 Well, thank you for the bubbly. 480 00:26:10,529 --> 00:26:12,155 And you get home safe now, you hear? 481 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,323 Bye-bye. - Okay. Bye. 482 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,494 Wait. 483 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,121 Do you think... 484 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,832 Did she want to join? 485 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,210 - No. 486 00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:27,671 And we don't want that, right? 487 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:33,302 Oh god. Guys, she's still out there. 488 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:35,304 What? 489 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,931 Oh... 490 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:42,853 What do we do now? This is so awkward. 491 00:26:42,853 --> 00:26:44,646 - And more than a little creepy. 492 00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:57,075 - Oh my god, she's crying. 493 00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,620 - Okay, seriously, what is going on with this woman? 494 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:02,956 - Wow. 495 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,882 - Did not peg Bunny for a wailer. 496 00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,800 - We have to invite her in, right? 497 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,719 - No, no, we can't now. It's so out of pity. 498 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,012 - We have to. 499 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,265 Hey, Bunny? 500 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:27,731 Hm... 501 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,528 - So, I guess everything's okay then? 502 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:35,155 - What if she comes back, though? 503 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:38,450 - Maybe we move this party somewhere more private? 504 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:42,246 - To the roof. - To the roof. 505 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,085 We at Only Murders 506 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:50,796 did not kill Bunny Folger. 507 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:53,257 But there's a chance we could have saved her life 508 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,551 with a simple act of kindness. 509 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,236 And one more toast to Mabel. 510 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,946 To Mabel Mora. 511 00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:17,239 - Ah! - Oh, sorry. 512 00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:20,993 If Bunny acted like she knew better than you, 513 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,911 it's probably because she did. 514 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,081 Just got off the phone with Jimmy down at the docks. 515 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,834 I know who did it. - I know who did it. 516 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,711 I know who did it. 517 00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:33,088 She was a New York classic. 518 00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:35,215 A treasure trove of stories, 519 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:37,384 secrets, and forgotten wisdom. 520 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:41,221 - Does anyone else feel like there's still a couple of loose ends? 521 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,098 Loose ends? 522 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:45,559 - Hm, I don't know. Maybe it's just a feeling. 523 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:50,564 Bunny always put the Arconia first. 524 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:53,442 - Too late! I don't wanna hang out! 525 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:55,527 I want you to call your sister Gladys. 526 00:28:56,153 --> 00:28:58,155 And that didn't always make her popular... 527 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,325 even among the people she cared for. 528 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:02,951 We've run out of champagne. 529 00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:05,495 - Mm. I will get some from my apartment. 530 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:07,039 - Ah. - Thank you, ma'am! 531 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:08,832 - Yep. 532 00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,295 - What the fuck do you want? 533 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:16,006 No! Let go of me! 534 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,884 Let go of me! What are you doing? 535 00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,096 Help me! 536 00:30:31,305 --> 00:30:41,305 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today