1 00:00:01,211 --> 00:00:04,937 Coming this fall, Only Murderers In The Building. 2 00:00:04,941 --> 00:00:07,878 That's very good. I wrote that. 3 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,134 What did happen that night? 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,470 The killer stabs Bunny, and then leaves 5 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,388 through the hole in the bottom of my closet. 6 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,789 Bunny said, "14 Savage." 7 00:00:15,794 --> 00:00:17,379 Kreps is Glitter Guy. 8 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,140 But why would Kreps kill Bunny? 9 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,604 I mean, did he want her painting? 10 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,940 There's no way that you could pull off a murder this sophisticated. 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,233 I said that's enough! 12 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:25,526 If I'm so stupid, 13 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,153 how come I was able to land the smartest woman on the planet? 14 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,321 Every night, I'd go to 15 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,365 the local bar and grill, the Chicken Chug. 16 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,576 This all has something to do with All is Not OK In Oklahoma. 17 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,619 You should let this go. 18 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,412 You don't know what she's capable of. 19 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,321 You don't know what she'd do to get what she wants. 20 00:00:39,325 --> 00:00:42,620 Seriously? You're that terrified of a podcaster who solved 21 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:44,171 the murder of Becky Butler? 22 00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:45,844 - Yes. - Why? 23 00:00:45,849 --> 00:00:47,643 Because I'm Becky Butler. 24 00:00:51,863 --> 00:00:53,239 Well, shit. 25 00:00:58,597 --> 00:00:59,657 Before I became one of 26 00:00:59,661 --> 00:01:01,757 the most talked about people in the country, 27 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:05,307 Becky Butler, I had a pretty ordinary life. 28 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:07,367 Ordinary, that is, if you assume most 29 00:01:07,372 --> 00:01:09,549 ordinary people are pretty miserable. 30 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,648 Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption. 31 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,710 How long is too long to stay in a bad situation? 32 00:01:18,715 --> 00:01:21,120 This is what Elizabeth Davies was pondering 33 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:23,502 in the winter of 2003. 34 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,831 Daddy, I made you a healthy breakfast. 35 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,312 Not hungry. 36 00:01:27,413 --> 00:01:29,000 I think if you got something... 37 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,468 I ain't fuckin' hungry. 38 00:01:35,059 --> 00:01:37,062 Mayor Tipton's office. How can I assist you? 39 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:40,285 Oh, yes, of course. Just hold on one second. 40 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:42,794 Sir? It's your wife. 41 00:01:43,056 --> 00:01:44,307 Not now. 42 00:01:47,239 --> 00:01:49,492 I'm so sorry. He's in a meetin' right now. 43 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,742 Is there anything I can help you with, Theresa? 44 00:02:00,365 --> 00:02:02,910 Sir, I was gonna get going, unless you need anything. 45 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,917 Oh, stay a bit, Becky. 46 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,544 Have a drink with your mayor. 47 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,963 Oh, I should really get going. 48 00:02:11,996 --> 00:02:13,540 Are you sure? 49 00:02:14,171 --> 00:02:16,435 Well, my dad's expecting me, so good night. 50 00:02:17,772 --> 00:02:19,172 Well, maybe tomorrow. 51 00:02:19,177 --> 00:02:21,687 You're not always gonna be able to say no to me. 52 00:02:23,672 --> 00:02:25,799 "I need to get out of here," 53 00:02:25,804 --> 00:02:29,182 were the last words Elizabeth Davies wrote in her journal 54 00:02:29,187 --> 00:02:31,647 only five days before her left hand 55 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,164 was found in her own mailbox. 56 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,124 This is Channel 37 News, 57 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,751 reporting on the disappearance of Becky Butler, 58 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,879 a local Chickasha native and a member 59 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,922 of Mayor Tipton's executive team, 60 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,729 who went missing last week. 61 00:03:35,734 --> 00:03:37,342 Authorities have no leads 62 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:41,096 and are said to be bringing in outside law enforcement help. 63 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,882 Nope. 64 00:03:44,422 --> 00:03:46,945 - Excuse me, Ms. Canning? - Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:47,563 --> 00:03:48,856 Um, ma'am... 66 00:03:49,544 --> 00:03:51,505 My name is Poppy White. 67 00:03:51,575 --> 00:03:53,353 - I'm your biggest fan. - Cute. 68 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,236 Poppy, my favorite bagel. What can I do for you, Poppy? 69 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,614 Uh, I... I have a story 70 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,866 that I think would be a really good podcast. 71 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,576 It's about a young woman 72 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,120 in Oklahoma. She disappeared. 73 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,812 Lot of girls disappear, Poppy. 74 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,046 Yeah, but, um, 75 00:04:09,453 --> 00:04:12,039 she was being harassed by the mayor of a small town, 76 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,515 and his campaign slogan was, "It's All Gonna Be OK." 77 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,966 Um, "OK" as in "Oklahoma," 78 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,512 and I thought All is Not OK In Oklahoma 79 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,514 would be a good title for a podcast. 80 00:04:28,427 --> 00:04:29,929 I like your style. 81 00:04:30,522 --> 00:04:32,179 Missing or dead? 82 00:04:32,527 --> 00:04:34,019 - Excuse me? - The girl. 83 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,063 - Missing. - Well, let's hope she's dead. 84 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,625 For it to even have a chance, I'd really need her dead. 85 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,359 Ideally murdered. Ooh! And by that mayor. 86 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,328 That would be amazing. 87 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,827 I'm sorry. Uh, what exactly do you want? 88 00:04:47,105 --> 00:04:49,065 I would like a job, Ms. Canning. 89 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:53,702 So, when I discovered Becky Butler's disappearance, 90 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,607 I just knew that I had to cover it. 91 00:04:55,619 --> 00:04:58,255 Never did I think it would become such a sensation. 92 00:04:58,577 --> 00:05:01,672 But, a lot of the credit really has to go to... Ooh, Poppy. 93 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:03,107 Yes, Cinda? 94 00:05:03,112 --> 00:05:04,398 Turkey sandwich, no lettuce, 95 00:05:04,403 --> 00:05:06,280 no tomato! 96 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:08,704 No bread. Just some turkey on tinfoil 97 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,127 and a little bread on the side. 98 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,728 Where was I? Oh! 99 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,731 I find the term "genius" to be reductive. 100 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:18,857 The answer, as it turned out, 101 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:21,568 we are all Tim Kono. 102 00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:23,986 "We are all Tim Kono"? 103 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:27,239 Are people really listening to this insipid shit? 104 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,130 I need a new Oklahoma. 105 00:05:29,135 --> 00:05:33,161 I will not be the one-hit wonder of true crime podcasts, Poppy. 106 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,210 I won't. I will not be... 107 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,912 podcast Nickelback. 108 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,881 Have you given any thought 109 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:41,592 to my idea about Rose Cooper, 110 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,052 that artist who went missing years ago? 111 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,346 Art? Poppy, really? 112 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,764 Do you know what rhymes with art? 113 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,333 - Smart? - Fart. 114 00:05:49,338 --> 00:05:52,091 As in no one gives a flying fart. 115 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,190 I need something with famous people, and blood, 116 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,984 and, ideally, a hot girl with a great rack. 117 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,196 God, I need a murder. A good one. 118 00:06:02,203 --> 00:06:05,497 And I'm tired of waiting for one to fall into my lap. 119 00:06:06,691 --> 00:06:08,857 God, you are useless! 120 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:12,367 Fine. I will make this happen all on my fucking own! 121 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:18,545 - So Poppy is Becky Butler. - Yes, 122 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,631 which means Cinda sent a mayor to prison 123 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,799 for killing someone she knew was still alive. 124 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,301 And now she's trying to top herself 125 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,513 by sending us to prison for a murder she committed. 126 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:28,810 God, is she good! 127 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,974 What? This is so audacious, 128 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,701 you know. I wish I'd thought of it. 129 00:06:32,706 --> 00:06:34,848 Really. I mean, I wouldn't have gone as far, 130 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,230 but what commitment, huh? 131 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,294 - Really? - Uh, don't blame the playa. 132 00:06:38,299 --> 00:06:39,895 Blame the game, brah. 133 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,013 No. Don't do that. 134 00:06:42,018 --> 00:06:43,978 She was right in front of us all along. 135 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,240 The storyteller artist framing us 136 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,158 to get the hell out of her podcast lane! 137 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,618 But now, how do we get her? 138 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,453 It's not gonna be easy, 139 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,663 but I have a plan. 140 00:06:52,741 --> 00:06:54,409 Ooh. What? 141 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:02,000 I'm sorry. I thought a plan would, uh, come to me in that moment, 142 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,763 but, uh, no. 143 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:04,936 Nothing. 144 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,426 Although... 145 00:07:08,249 --> 00:07:10,247 Oh. No. 146 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,599 Okay, we have a ton on Oklahoma, 147 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,725 but on Bunny's murder? 148 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,061 Well, we know she's working with Detective Kreps. 149 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,856 But, how does "14 Savage" relate to Cinda? 150 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,566 We still have the knife, 151 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,359 and Detective Williams is running forensics. 152 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,819 We just reach out to her. 153 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,572 If Cinda's DNA is on that knife, it's game over! 154 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,240 Okay, I'm gonna text Detective Williams. 155 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,158 We find ourselves up against 156 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,244 a very talented storyteller 157 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,830 and a very mediocre cop. 158 00:07:34,835 --> 00:07:37,122 But how do we outwit them? 159 00:07:37,244 --> 00:07:38,704 - We need a confession. - Uh-huh. 160 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,336 From Cinda Canning? How do you propose we get that? 161 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,820 Torture? Can we torture her? 162 00:07:43,825 --> 00:07:45,952 Charles, get your concertina 163 00:07:45,957 --> 00:07:48,501 and whatever you consider your 10 most interesting stories. 164 00:07:48,506 --> 00:07:50,550 Hm, let me just muse on that, 165 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:52,473 - uh, for a second. - Mm. 166 00:07:52,478 --> 00:07:54,355 No! We need to unravel Cinda 167 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,528 like a... 168 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:57,368 uh, like, oh, jeez... 169 00:07:57,373 --> 00:07:59,062 What's a thing that unravels? 170 00:07:59,683 --> 00:08:01,560 - Uh... - No, we just need to find the thing 171 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:04,234 that unravels Cinda, so she slips up 172 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,890 and reveals herself as the killer! 173 00:08:05,895 --> 00:08:06,953 Oh, that's good. 174 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:09,698 And what's the one thing we know drives Cinda crazy? 175 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,117 - A sweater! - A sweater drives Cinda crazy? 176 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,536 No, no, no. A sweater unravels, dear. Try to keep up, really. 177 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,121 A mystery! 178 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,536 Poppy! Her assistant, who drives her crazy. 179 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,752 No, that's the word I was looking for. Unravels like a mystery. 180 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,152 Oh no, no, no. I like sweater best. 181 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,716 Have both of you had strokes or have I? 182 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:28,805 God! 183 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,820 This is really not feeling like a finale yet. 184 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,639 Is it? 185 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:11,429 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 186 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,678 I have so many questions. 187 00:09:23,682 --> 00:09:27,208 First off, do you prefer Becky or Poppy? 188 00:09:27,213 --> 00:09:29,398 Or would you prefer Boppy? 189 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,155 - Which has a certain je ne sais quois. - I can't do this. 190 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,782 Oliver, what did we agree on? 191 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,005 You and Charles do the talking. 192 00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:38,556 Okay. We know you work for Cinda. 193 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,563 Mabel has explained how complicated that... 194 00:09:40,568 --> 00:09:41,736 You can just cut to it. 195 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:46,468 How can we get Cinda to crumble and cave like a... 196 00:09:46,881 --> 00:09:48,883 crumbling cave? 197 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:53,461 - Excuse me? - How do we get Cinda to confess? 198 00:09:53,466 --> 00:09:55,185 She'd never. 199 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,190 Are you serious? 200 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,531 You must know things that upset her, 201 00:09:57,535 --> 00:09:58,905 that might make her feel vulnerable. 202 00:09:58,909 --> 00:10:02,204 I mean, sure. Human error, interruption, 203 00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:03,711 people who work for her but don't look like her. 204 00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,058 Yeah, we noticed that one. 205 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,107 - Mm-hmm. - Are there things that disturb her, 206 00:10:07,115 --> 00:10:09,075 that might break down her defenses? 207 00:10:10,257 --> 00:10:13,678 She does not like the inside of a tomato? 208 00:10:14,664 --> 00:10:16,165 Oh, I can see that. 209 00:10:16,663 --> 00:10:18,790 I'm terrified by tomatoes. 210 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,679 And the inside of them? 211 00:10:20,684 --> 00:10:22,310 Just awful. 212 00:10:22,315 --> 00:10:24,991 Okay, I guess that's something we can work with. 213 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:25,996 Is it, though? 214 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,790 What, are we gonna invite Cinda over and make her a salad? 215 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,756 Oh! Oh, this one's weird. 216 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,046 The tomato was normal? 217 00:10:32,051 --> 00:10:34,386 Um, she's very afraid of slow-motion. 218 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,351 I'm sorry? 219 00:10:36,356 --> 00:10:38,343 I went to a Super Bowl party with Cinda, 220 00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:40,636 and every time there was an instant replay, uh, 221 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:44,061 I saw her shiver, and then start to faint, and then cry a little bit. 222 00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:45,570 Over the slow-motion? 223 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:47,226 Slow-motion, she does not like it. 224 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:49,816 - Uh-huh. - So, she's a true psychopath. 225 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,361 Hello. What can I get for you today? 226 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,327 Oh no, it's Cinda. 227 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,702 The finale of Only Murderers 228 00:10:57,707 --> 00:10:59,917 - is dropping tomorrow. - Um... 229 00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:02,593 Can I get a liverwurst and marmalade sandwich to go? 230 00:11:02,598 --> 00:11:03,849 Mm-hmm. 231 00:11:03,854 --> 00:11:05,979 Hi, Cinda. I'm sorry. I'm on my way back. 232 00:11:05,984 --> 00:11:07,246 There were train delays. 233 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,962 - Oh my God! - That's horrible. 234 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,047 Liverwurst and marmalade? Is that a thing? 235 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:15,133 It's the owner's sister's favorite sandwich. 236 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:19,091 Bunny was so disgusted we had it on the menu, 237 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,305 she called it "freak food." 238 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,515 Well, hard agree with Bun-Bun on that one. 239 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,624 Hey, Ivan! Where's my toast? 240 00:11:25,629 --> 00:11:28,424 - Guys... - English muffin, coming right up. 241 00:11:28,429 --> 00:11:31,015 It's Detective Williams. Hang on. 242 00:11:31,953 --> 00:11:33,788 Cinda's dropping the finale? 243 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,754 Not hard to guess who she's gonna name as the killer. 244 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:38,694 We're fucked. We have got to put Cinda away today. 245 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,743 - We need to rally our resources. - Right. That's right. 246 00:11:42,606 --> 00:11:44,525 Hey, did Ivan ever take our order? 247 00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:46,448 - Oliver, we need a plan. - I agree. 248 00:11:46,453 --> 00:11:47,955 We also need to eat. 249 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:53,542 What'd she say? Did Williams get any info off that knife? 250 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,136 Yeah, she did. 251 00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:57,296 Guys... 252 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,220 I think I know what "14 Savage" means. 253 00:12:04,297 --> 00:12:05,847 Why are we here? 254 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:09,082 I'm organizing the estate sale, but it's making me very sad. 255 00:12:09,087 --> 00:12:10,713 All her plants are dying, and 256 00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:13,496 why is that damn bird back? 257 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:16,453 That shady email just said, "Be at Bunny's at 7:00" 258 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,996 "if you love good theater 259 00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:20,277 and/or want to be part of history." 260 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,910 I don't see cake. The email said cake would be provided. 261 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,119 Cheap fucks. 262 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,168 Am I dressed appropriately? 263 00:12:26,434 --> 00:12:28,368 It's really hard to know what to wear to a... 264 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,499 Killer Reveal Party. 265 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,043 Uh, "killer reveal party" 266 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,128 meaning a party where a killer is revealed, 267 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,963 or a reveal party that's killer in nature? 268 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,436 I don't know, Jonathan. Just be hot, okay? 269 00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:39,193 - Welcome, friends! - Oh, here we go. 270 00:12:39,198 --> 00:12:41,261 To the show that's about to end. 271 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,931 For we have figured out who extinguished 272 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,267 the big, beautiful flame of our beloved Bunny Folger. 273 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,685 Alright, so who did it? 274 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,145 Who did it? Who did it? 275 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,011 I'm gonna strangle that bird. 276 00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:53,317 You think we're just gonna tell you? 277 00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:56,449 - Kind of felt like that, yeah. - Yeah. I mean, why else am I here? 278 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,087 Don't we kinda have to tell them if they're gonna be part of it? 279 00:12:59,091 --> 00:13:01,318 Must you poop on every party, Charles? 280 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,534 Can't we have a little dramatic tension here? 281 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,953 Oliver, she's gonna be here in an hour. Just move it along. 282 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,413 Mabel, we can do this production fast, 283 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,374 or we can do it well. What would you prefer? 284 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,416 Fast. Do it fast. 285 00:13:11,421 --> 00:13:14,378 Okay. Well, then I will not take responsibility for the reviews. 286 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,504 Alright. Okay. 287 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,005 Uh, first question. 288 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,883 Who here has had any theater training? 289 00:13:20,587 --> 00:13:22,798 Well, I'm on Broadway right now. 290 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,888 - Really? - As a hyena. 291 00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:26,176 Uh-huh... 292 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,517 And I once auditioned for the part of Joseph 293 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,769 in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. 294 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,480 The way you worded that makes it sound like you didn't get it. 295 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,857 That is correct. 296 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,900 But it has nothing to do with talent, 297 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,277 despite what my mother said. 298 00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:40,500 Uh, Lester? 299 00:13:40,505 --> 00:13:43,716 Uh, just a little light stage stuff when I was younger. 300 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:44,764 - No shit! - Yeah, 301 00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:48,530 I graduated from Juilliard. Started out off-Broadway with Tracy Letts. 302 00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,788 - We were rivals. Hand to God. - And what happened, 303 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,001 if you don't mind me asking? 304 00:13:52,006 --> 00:13:54,634 No, it's fine. I just realized that my true passion 305 00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:57,275 was being a doorman, and I left the theater behind. 306 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,447 Really? 307 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,401 Are you nuts? No. 308 00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:03,255 I stopped getting hired, developed a drinking problem, 309 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,928 and was homeless for a while. 310 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,471 Almost died, cleaned up, 311 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,806 took the first job I could get, 312 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,933 and I've been stuck here ever since. 313 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,271 - Jesus... - How tragic! 314 00:14:12,276 --> 00:14:14,495 Well, wasn't that a bummer? 315 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,961 Anyway! You're all here today 316 00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:19,851 to play a part in manipulating a mastermind 317 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:22,190 into a live confession on our... 318 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,115 - cam show... Livestream. - Livestream. 319 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,992 Where the hell is the fucking cake? 320 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,744 The cake is on its way! 321 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,330 But this was very last minute, and this is not about the cake. 322 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,498 Ah, they chintzed on the cake! 323 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,791 I'm leaving. 324 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,335 - Come on, Jonathan. - Wait! 325 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,878 This is about us right now! 326 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,297 Bunny's fellow neighbors getting one shot 327 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,216 to bring her killer to justice! 328 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,134 And we all really need your help. 329 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,127 Fine. 330 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,471 But Bunny would have ordered the cake from Sherman's on 92nd. 331 00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:52,527 - True. - She sure would have. 332 00:14:52,531 --> 00:14:54,697 Okay. We only have an hour. 333 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,143 And if we pull this off, 334 00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:59,692 I swear to each and every person in this room 335 00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:02,700 that Charles will buy you the cake of your choice! 336 00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:14,079 Okay. Here we go. 337 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:17,496 I'm missing a parent-teacher conference for this, 338 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,794 so your confession better be good. 339 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,572 My kid's teacher is crazy hot. 340 00:15:21,314 --> 00:15:23,257 Who said anything about a confession? 341 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,926 Well, you said you were gonna reveal the murderer live, 342 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,220 and you're the murderer. So, by my math, 343 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,430 that makes this a confession, Ms. Mora. 344 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,853 - Are you really doing this? - Mm-hmm. 345 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,143 What the hell is this? 346 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,108 It's a killer reveal party. 347 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,152 As in a party that reveals a killer, 348 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,892 or a reveal party that's going to be killer. 349 00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:48,982 - See? It is confusing. - Shh... 350 00:15:48,987 --> 00:15:50,948 It will all be explained. 351 00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:53,664 And Cinda, we have our recording devices on, 352 00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:55,284 so you may want to turn on yours. 353 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,583 I have a girl for that. Poppy, please start recording everything. 354 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,793 Would you like me to wire anyone or just use the boom? 355 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,829 Uh, just record all the smart things I say 356 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,346 and all the dumb shit that they grunt. 357 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:04,842 Oh my God! 358 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,885 Okay, go ahead. 359 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,429 Welcome to our killer reveal party! 360 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,806 Where we will reveal Bunny's killer. 361 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,808 It's also a killer party, simultaneously. 362 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,017 Oh. Okay, so we were both right. 363 00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,724 Double entendre. 364 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,599 And it gives me no pleasure 365 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:21,760 to inform you 366 00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:23,893 that the killer is here, 367 00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,402 in this very room. 368 00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:27,908 Oh! But that can't be! One of us? 369 00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:29,424 Please say it's not true! 370 00:16:29,429 --> 00:16:31,174 Howard. Bring it down. 371 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,682 Let's remind ourselves of what we know. 372 00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:36,189 Bunny had a very normal last day of life. 373 00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:39,246 She was contemplating a change. A move, to Florida. 374 00:16:39,251 --> 00:16:40,622 Fuck Florida! 375 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,212 The three of us saw her that very night. 376 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,783 She was looking for companionship. 377 00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:47,039 A friend. 378 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:48,729 - But what did we do? - Bye-bye. 379 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,510 We rejected her. 380 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,012 We sent her away, 381 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,388 back to her apartment. 382 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,114 Where someone was waiting for her. 383 00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:58,091 Someone who forced Bunny into my apartment 384 00:16:58,096 --> 00:16:59,264 to frame me, 385 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,187 then stabbed her with Oliver's knife 386 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,227 and my knitting needle, then escaped 387 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,859 into the Arconia's secret passageways 388 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,069 that they knew about, 389 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,567 then used those secret passageways 390 00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:12,236 to plant the murder weapon in Charles' apartment, 391 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,409 along with a very valuable painting 392 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,700 of his nude father they stole from Bunny's apartment... 393 00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,915 Jesus, is this what we're really telling people? 394 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,454 It's a lot. We could have tightened it up in rehearsal. 395 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,587 But who... had an interest in framing 396 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,006 three... innocent... people? 397 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,473 - You did! - Me? 398 00:17:29,478 --> 00:17:31,669 Sorry! I got disoriented! You did! 399 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,848 Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger. 400 00:17:35,415 --> 00:17:37,041 And how did she cover her tracks? 401 00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:40,724 With the help of a crooked cop she met years ago in Oklahoma. 402 00:17:45,054 --> 00:17:46,598 How did you know about Kreps? 403 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:48,736 Are you kidding? 404 00:17:48,741 --> 00:17:52,273 The sexual energy between you two was obvious. 405 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:53,655 I'd say more, 406 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,454 but this is a family murder podcast. 407 00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:59,950 Cinda Canning is not a great podcaster who solves murders. 408 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,523 She's a hack who makes them up and packages them. 409 00:18:03,528 --> 00:18:05,846 And this time, she tried to get away with a doozy. 410 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:07,846 Wow. 411 00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:10,335 Really enjoyed the spelling it all out. 412 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,510 Very end of a Scooby Doo episode. Very cute. 413 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,970 One little problem, though. 414 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,431 Why would I want to kill an old woman I never met? 415 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,382 You met her, Ms. Canning. 416 00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:20,913 I have the logbooks. 417 00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:23,546 You were actually here a lot before Bunny died, weren't you? 418 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:26,304 I was keeping tabs on the Tim Kono investigation. 419 00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:28,019 You killed her. 420 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,818 You murdered her with a violent hand. 421 00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:34,322 You murdered a sweet old lady 422 00:18:34,327 --> 00:18:35,694 who... 423 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,576 She was my friend! 424 00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,416 She was my only friend, 425 00:18:39,421 --> 00:18:40,672 and you took her! 426 00:18:40,677 --> 00:18:42,012 And why? 427 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,124 For a podcast? 428 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,226 Why? 429 00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:48,918 Why... 430 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,631 Oh, Jesus, he's wonderful. 431 00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:56,860 Howard, no. 432 00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,624 There is literally no motive here. 433 00:19:00,629 --> 00:19:02,756 Why would I have done any of this? 434 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,731 What... 435 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,608 an... 436 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,528 excellent... 437 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:15,051 question... 438 00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:18,309 It... is... 439 00:19:18,314 --> 00:19:21,901 indeed... 440 00:19:21,906 --> 00:19:24,158 Why are you moving in slow-motion? 441 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,792 Who's... going... 442 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,046 slow? 443 00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:30,749 Who... us? 444 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,351 Stop it! Stop it! I-I'm leaving! 445 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,644 Alright, stop! 446 00:19:52,189 --> 00:19:53,440 Oh God, what is that? 447 00:19:53,452 --> 00:19:55,788 So, you sign a big, juicy 448 00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:58,337 $30 million podcast deal. 449 00:19:58,342 --> 00:19:59,551 Problem is, 450 00:19:59,563 --> 00:20:02,744 you don't have a juicy story to podcast. 451 00:20:02,749 --> 00:20:04,246 So, you go looking 452 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,415 to invent one about a lonely 453 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,083 old woman who gets murdered 454 00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:10,627 in a big... fancy... 455 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,171 - apartment building. - No... No... 456 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,547 Honestly, 457 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,549 not that great. 458 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,814 Unless, the three people who did the murdering 459 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,743 are three A-list celebrities! 460 00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:26,460 Oh. Sorry. 461 00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:28,432 I thought you were being funny. 462 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,648 Are we getting under your skin, Ms. Canning? 463 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,312 Admit you did it. 464 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,819 - Admit it! - Admit it! Admit it! 465 00:20:35,824 --> 00:20:38,400 Forget it! And I'm not confessing anything 466 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,449 because... because... 467 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,575 Because why? 468 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,382 Because she didn't do it. 469 00:20:45,532 --> 00:20:47,160 Mabel, we're so close. What are you doing? 470 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:48,665 I'm solving a murder. 471 00:20:49,934 --> 00:20:51,436 She did it. 472 00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:54,198 Excuse me, what? 473 00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:56,205 This is the work of an artist 474 00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,082 who just came into the picture recently. 475 00:20:59,087 --> 00:21:03,049 Your gallery needed new energy. Wasn't that what you said? 476 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,885 Turns out, you were making art 477 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,517 from my tragedy. 478 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,394 So why not frame me and up the value of your art? 479 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,648 - Is this all part of the plan? - I'm really not sure anymore. 480 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:15,890 I am outraged. And frankly, haven't we been down this road before? 481 00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:17,077 Sorry. Who is this person? 482 00:21:17,082 --> 00:21:19,316 And can we get her to dial the accent down a little bit? 483 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,476 I mean, if I can't understand a word, 484 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,736 how's Middle America gonna get it? 485 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,020 You're a real charmer, Alice. 486 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:25,818 And a hell of a kisser. 487 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,829 Nice. 488 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,456 But you're also a liar. 489 00:21:31,328 --> 00:21:32,579 And a killer. 490 00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:34,164 Huh. 491 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:37,601 Bravo, Mabel. Bravo indeed. 492 00:21:37,912 --> 00:21:40,206 Here, all this time, I was thinking you were just a bore 493 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,338 with the drawing skills of a toddler. 494 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,304 It was you at the Pickle Diner, 495 00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:46,352 begging Bunny for her Rose Cooper painting. 496 00:21:46,357 --> 00:21:48,491 But she wanted 14 million for it. 497 00:21:48,629 --> 00:21:50,819 "14 for Savage." 498 00:21:50,824 --> 00:21:53,460 That was a little out of your price range, wasn't it? 499 00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:57,397 You talentless, smug bitch. 500 00:21:57,402 --> 00:22:00,015 Holy shit, she did it. She got her. 501 00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:03,064 No! 502 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,498 Oh! Oh! 503 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,917 - Oh! - Charles! Charles! 504 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,335 - Get off me! - Hold her down! 505 00:22:17,946 --> 00:22:20,322 Yes, 911? There's been a stabbing! 506 00:22:20,327 --> 00:22:23,692 Yes, at the Arconia! Yes, he's bleeding! 507 00:22:23,697 --> 00:22:27,264 - Charles? Charles! - Charles! Oh my... Oh jeez... 508 00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,184 You're okay, buddy. You're okay. 509 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,978 Oh! 510 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,122 Oh... 511 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,485 Charles... 512 00:22:43,483 --> 00:22:45,109 Jesus Christ. 513 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,424 Please tell me you got all that. 514 00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:57,995 Unhand me! 515 00:22:58,571 --> 00:22:59,760 It's okay, Mrs. Gambolini. 516 00:22:59,765 --> 00:23:01,767 Don't be scared. Don't be scared. 517 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,219 This bird has seen too much, Jonathan. 518 00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,221 Police and ambulance are three minutes out. 519 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,286 I'm so sorry, Mabel. 520 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:15,687 For all of it. 521 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,648 You poor kid. 522 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,483 But what you just did... 523 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,645 I mean... 524 00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:25,111 Shit, you were incredible. 525 00:23:25,317 --> 00:23:27,745 You are one hell of an investigator. 526 00:23:28,228 --> 00:23:30,588 I could use someone like you on my staff. 527 00:23:30,593 --> 00:23:32,095 I mean, hell, I... 528 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,432 I think you could have your own podcast. 529 00:23:35,437 --> 00:23:38,191 Oh, don't even. Don't you even... 530 00:23:38,516 --> 00:23:40,291 Poppy? 531 00:23:40,529 --> 00:23:43,073 What... 532 00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:45,754 This was pure luck! 533 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,845 Th-there is absolutely nothing 534 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,430 that ties this Australian girl to Bunny's murder. 535 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,473 Nothing. 536 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,641 I'm English, you twat. 537 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:53,760 Achoo! 538 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,892 - Bless you. - Thank you. 539 00:23:57,776 --> 00:23:59,807 Why does Mabel get a podcast? 540 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,401 Because she's pretty? 541 00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:06,018 Because she boldly dated the supposed killer? 542 00:24:07,116 --> 00:24:08,951 I do everything for you. 543 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:13,240 I get your lunch, and I respond to all your mail, 544 00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:16,415 and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, 545 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,792 and I pick up your dry cleaning, and I drop off your dry cleaning, and... 546 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,487 Why don't you just wear something that you can wash? 547 00:24:22,147 --> 00:24:24,668 And I told you about the Rose Cooper art, 548 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,134 and you made a flying fart joke. 549 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,302 I told you all... 550 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,636 - Achoo! - Okay, Poppy, 551 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,682 you know my rule. Two sneezes in my presence means 552 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,594 you need to self-quarantine for a week. 553 00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:34,885 Poppy? 554 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,362 Why'd you tell Cinda about Rose Cooper? 555 00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:40,016 It was an idea for a podcast. 556 00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:42,419 Cinda was not interested... 557 00:24:42,477 --> 00:24:44,198 But you were, 558 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:46,554 and in that painting that Bunny owned. 559 00:24:46,732 --> 00:24:47,941 Achoo! 560 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,240 Do you have some kind of allergy? 561 00:24:51,151 --> 00:24:53,002 To Mrs. Gambolini perhaps? 562 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:54,008 Achoo! 563 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,146 It's so strange. 564 00:24:57,409 --> 00:25:00,666 The killer sneezed when fleeing the crime scene. 565 00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:06,432 It's not a crime to be allergic to rancid bird molting. 566 00:25:07,286 --> 00:25:09,455 And what? You're gonna believe some... some young girl 567 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:12,212 that's hiding in your walls? 568 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,058 Only the killer could have known there 569 00:25:15,062 --> 00:25:16,823 was a girl hiding in the walls that night. 570 00:25:16,828 --> 00:25:19,002 And her name is Lucy. 571 00:25:19,776 --> 00:25:21,138 And yours... 572 00:25:21,404 --> 00:25:23,151 is Becky. 573 00:25:24,264 --> 00:25:25,515 Who told you that? 574 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,522 We did. 575 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:34,768 I wasn't stabbed. 576 00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:37,389 It's all theater. 577 00:25:37,394 --> 00:25:39,451 We've been onto you since this afternoon! 578 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,807 We all have. 579 00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:45,290 - I don't understand what's happening! - It's over, kiddo. 580 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,876 I know the game you played with me in Oklahoma, 581 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,591 and they know the game you played with them 582 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,563 in this overpriced building. 583 00:25:51,568 --> 00:25:53,298 And I only real fainted once. 584 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,722 The other times were acting. 585 00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:01,656 I just wanted to make a good podcast. 586 00:26:02,742 --> 00:26:05,245 I just wanted Cinda to notice me. 587 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:08,026 But things went wrong right from the start. 588 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,500 Right from that night that I texted you 589 00:26:10,505 --> 00:26:14,112 to get out of the building, and you came back to your apartment. 590 00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:22,061 How'd you figure it out? 591 00:26:26,346 --> 00:26:28,891 It's Detective Williams. Hang on. 592 00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:31,713 - Hey. - Hey. 593 00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:34,344 So I got DNA off the murder weapon. Saliva. 594 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,828 But get this. 595 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,752 It belongs to a dead girl 596 00:26:37,757 --> 00:26:39,428 from way the hell out of state. 597 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,078 Let me guess. 598 00:26:41,263 --> 00:26:42,534 Oklahoma. 599 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:45,992 How the hell did you know that? 600 00:26:45,997 --> 00:26:49,258 I think I know what "14 Savage" means. 601 00:26:55,736 --> 00:26:57,625 Sandwich... 602 00:26:57,630 --> 00:27:00,641 14 sandwich? Liverwurst and marmalade to go. 603 00:27:00,646 --> 00:27:01,980 That's me. 604 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,409 The thing is, 605 00:27:10,414 --> 00:27:13,417 before I became one of the most talked about people in the country... 606 00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:16,882 I had a pretty ordinary life. 607 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,683 Ordinary, that is, if you assume 608 00:27:21,688 --> 00:27:23,938 most ordinary people are pretty miserable. 609 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:28,597 Which I assume is a pretty safe assumption. 610 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,137 Once Becky Butler found the way 611 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,849 to use her own story to get a job 612 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,767 with her hero, Cinda Canning... 613 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,519 Uh, what exactly do you want? 614 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,979 I would like a job, Ms. Canning. 615 00:28:06,984 --> 00:28:09,067 She thought she'd be home free. 616 00:28:09,364 --> 00:28:12,326 She even found someone that was willing to help her. 617 00:28:12,563 --> 00:28:16,101 Though, at first, like so many things that go bad, 618 00:28:16,106 --> 00:28:18,140 it was just about love. 619 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:20,651 So she went the extra mile 620 00:28:20,656 --> 00:28:24,616 and plotted a bigger New York story. 621 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,222 Yes, you can. She's old. And mean. 622 00:28:28,227 --> 00:28:30,612 You deserve this. We both do. 623 00:28:30,624 --> 00:28:33,960 You get to be famous, I get a promotion, 624 00:28:34,065 --> 00:28:37,925 and we get to move out of this sweaty shit-box. Yes. 625 00:28:37,937 --> 00:28:40,774 - You got this. - I deserve it. I deserve it. 626 00:28:41,868 --> 00:28:44,120 Ooh! Did I tell you about the secret passageways I found? 627 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,336 What? Fuck, I fuckin' love you. 628 00:28:46,348 --> 00:28:49,433 And with that, another mystery solved. 629 00:28:49,685 --> 00:28:51,521 So one last time, 630 00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:53,444 for Only Murders in the Building... 631 00:28:53,449 --> 00:28:56,661 And for Only Murderers in the Building... 632 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:58,440 I'm Oliver Putnam. 633 00:28:58,676 --> 00:29:00,261 I'm Mabel Mora. 634 00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:03,026 And I'm Charles-Haden Savage. 635 00:29:03,031 --> 00:29:05,575 And Cinda Canning. Thanks again to our sponsor 636 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:08,445 Gut Milk Lite. It's got all the flavor of Gut Milk 637 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:10,785 and none of the unexplained crunch. 638 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,518 Wow. 639 00:29:12,977 --> 00:29:15,145 - Two murders back-to-back. - Yep. 640 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:17,544 Now we can start talking to each other like people 641 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,927 - and not just about murders. - Right. 642 00:29:30,703 --> 00:29:32,705 Ah. Thank you. 643 00:29:35,230 --> 00:29:38,030 - Okay, where's the wheelchair? - Didn't you read the stage directions? 644 00:29:38,381 --> 00:29:40,299 - No, I have one line. - Charles, 645 00:29:40,304 --> 00:29:42,236 your test scores are off the charts! 646 00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:44,952 The network wants you out of the wheelchair immediately, 647 00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,636 and your dementia is in remish. 648 00:29:47,641 --> 00:29:50,457 Hallelujah! It's a miracle cure! 649 00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,376 Nice. You got de-dementia'd. 650 00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,070 - Thanks, Luce. - Last looks! 651 00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:57,297 Oop. 652 00:29:57,302 --> 00:29:59,352 Well, welcome back 653 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,783 - to the world of the upright. - Thanks, Joy. 654 00:30:01,788 --> 00:30:03,141 Hm. 655 00:30:03,146 --> 00:30:04,606 Looking good, Charlie. 656 00:30:06,175 --> 00:30:07,885 - Hey, Joy. - Yeah? 657 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,936 Uh... 658 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,860 Are you asking me out on a date? 659 00:30:20,007 --> 00:30:21,320 For when? 660 00:30:23,143 --> 00:30:24,984 Are you suggesting tonight? 661 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:26,655 Yes. 662 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:29,837 Oh, Charlie. 663 00:30:29,842 --> 00:30:31,635 Finally, you got it out. 664 00:30:37,573 --> 00:30:38,917 Jesus. God. 665 00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,672 You're doing it. You're actually renovating. 666 00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:52,054 Well, it is about time. 667 00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:55,749 And does this become integrated into a new design? 668 00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:57,545 And do I? 669 00:30:57,603 --> 00:31:00,523 Uh, no. But, 670 00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:02,941 you could grab a roller and help, please. 671 00:31:15,224 --> 00:31:16,642 Hey! 672 00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,005 - Hey! - Hey, girl. 673 00:31:20,783 --> 00:31:21,783 Look at you. 674 00:31:21,795 --> 00:31:24,421 Fresh from his triumph in the land of witches and munchkins. 675 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,596 Uh, triumph, I don't know about that, but we survived. 676 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,933 - Yeah. - Now, um, where is... 677 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,617 W-what are you calling her now? 678 00:31:32,622 --> 00:31:35,625 Oh, Mama G! Yes, yes, yes. She's, uh, right here. 679 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:38,133 She's just looking a little piqued to me. 680 00:31:38,138 --> 00:31:40,014 Alright. Let's take a look. 681 00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:42,703 - Winnie noticed it first. - So you decided to keep her, huh? 682 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,734 Well, I just... Winnie's grown awfully attached, so... 683 00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:51,888 Willie, th-there's something... 684 00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:53,450 I-I need to tell you. 685 00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,165 S-something I... 686 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,075 haven't been honest about. Uh... 687 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,546 Dad. 688 00:32:02,371 --> 00:32:04,873 If you're not my father, then I don't know what a father is. 689 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:07,386 You hear me? 690 00:32:12,594 --> 00:32:15,138 - How did you know? - Come on. 691 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:16,562 I know all your tells. 692 00:32:21,305 --> 00:32:23,015 I love you so much. 693 00:32:26,957 --> 00:32:28,193 You gonna get that? 694 00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:30,492 No, no, no, not now. 695 00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:34,855 Who are we kidding? J-just take the call. 696 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,487 Well, I guess... You know, 697 00:32:36,492 --> 00:32:38,840 just to get it out of the way. You never know. 698 00:32:39,269 --> 00:32:42,314 Oh, it's Donna. Producer friend of mine. 699 00:32:42,415 --> 00:32:44,246 Hey, Donna. 700 00:32:44,487 --> 00:32:47,068 To what do I owe this... 701 00:32:47,474 --> 00:32:50,852 No, I know. I actually do owe you a lot of money, but is that... 702 00:32:50,864 --> 00:32:52,366 Is that why you're calling? 703 00:32:54,815 --> 00:32:57,185 Oh, really? 704 00:32:57,639 --> 00:32:59,646 What, did the director fall out or something? 705 00:33:01,594 --> 00:33:03,095 Broadway? 706 00:33:05,558 --> 00:33:07,768 It opens in a year. Well, yes. 707 00:33:07,773 --> 00:33:10,109 I-I think I-I would be perfect for that. 708 00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,950 And who's the star? 709 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,287 Really? 710 00:33:15,763 --> 00:33:17,409 - Ben? 711 00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:19,416 Everyone gets opening night jitters! 712 00:33:19,421 --> 00:33:21,131 I can talk you through it! 713 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,717 I'm good. 714 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:29,912 Alright... 715 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,297 Hey, look, I'm good, okay? I'm gonna rock this place. 716 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,641 It's the other guy you need to talk to. Fuckbag. 717 00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,773 No, no. So, okay, so I did talk to him, and... 718 00:33:37,778 --> 00:33:39,461 Uh-huh. Did he apologize? 719 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:42,546 Well, you know, a lot has gone on, but... 720 00:33:43,310 --> 00:33:45,020 Look, this is what I suggest. 721 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,110 Use it, okay? 722 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:51,073 Let the tension seep in between you two tonight as a color. 723 00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:53,158 Okay, so, like, then I can kill him? 724 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:55,327 Because I just might, Oliver. I'm warning you. 725 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,371 No, see, now, that is an interesting color. 726 00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:00,624 Places! Break a leg, Ben. 727 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,042 That's a pretty good option, too. 728 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:05,212 Oh. Well, anyway. Okay, so I just... 729 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:08,007 Fun out there... 730 00:34:16,106 --> 00:34:17,148 Ah... 731 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:28,337 Good luck tonight. 732 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,610 Huh. Thanks. 733 00:34:30,890 --> 00:34:32,975 "Good luck" is a curse in the theater. 734 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:35,992 I know that. 735 00:34:36,068 --> 00:34:38,339 What, y-you don't think I know that? 736 00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:39,621 I just didn't mention it 737 00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:41,540 to be polite to you, you piece of shit. 738 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,462 Hey. Hey. 739 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,633 We got two and a half hours to get through. 740 00:34:45,638 --> 00:34:47,024 If I can do it, you can, too. 741 00:34:47,029 --> 00:34:49,990 I'm the pro here. Alright, you don't have to worry about me. 742 00:34:53,051 --> 00:34:54,969 Be smart. 743 00:34:55,047 --> 00:34:57,049 Stay away from her. 744 00:34:58,744 --> 00:35:00,538 Why? 745 00:35:00,773 --> 00:35:03,149 - What are you gonna do? - Ben... 746 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,505 I know what you did. 747 00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:26,731 - Hey, girl. - Oh. 748 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:30,323 - I can't believe this. - Right? What a year, huh? 749 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:31,468 Yeah. Well, 750 00:35:31,473 --> 00:35:33,967 any year without a murder is a good one in my book. 751 00:35:34,903 --> 00:35:37,418 Okay. Fasten your seat belts. 752 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,134 Hey, honey. 753 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:41,481 - So proud of you. - Thank you, thank you, thank you... 754 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:58,583 What turned me into a creature of the night. 755 00:36:01,723 --> 00:36:03,239 Let me tell you. 756 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:19,513 A cre... 757 00:36:26,118 --> 00:36:27,912 Let me t... Ooh... 758 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,148 Help me... 759 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,278 Somebody! Anybody! 760 00:36:38,212 --> 00:36:39,713 He's not moving! 761 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:54,385 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 762 00:36:54,544 --> 00:36:59,544 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com