1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,794 Welcome to our 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:05,630 killer reveal party, where we will reveal Bunny's killer. 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,632 We've been on to you since this afternoon. 4 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,467 I just wanted Cinda to notice me. 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,013 With that, another mystery solved. 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,848 Wow. Two murders back-to-back. 7 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:15,834 Yep. 8 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,267 You're actually renovating. 9 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,060 Well, it is about time. 10 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,145 Hey, Joy…? 11 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,355 Are you asking me out on a date? 12 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,606 Yes. 13 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,026 Broadway? 14 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,028 I think I-I would be perfect for that. 15 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,571 And who's the star? 16 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,656 Ben? 17 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,533 Everyone gets opening night jitters! 18 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,021 I'm good! 19 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,245 Fasten your seat belts. 20 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,917 What turned me into a creature of the night? 21 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,714 Somebody! Anybody! 22 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:49,090 He's not moving! 23 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,967 Ben! Call 911! 24 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,595 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 25 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,984 All the world's a stage 26 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:12,864 and all the blah, blah, blah. We all know how that one goes. 27 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,408 But if you are a theatrical type, 28 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,243 there's a good chance you became smitten 29 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,079 at a very young age. 30 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:30,340 Seeing the wonders of a life 31 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,343 you might be part of one day, 32 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:35,470 full of stories and experiences 33 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:39,265 you can only dream about from the eighth row, 34 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,810 behind two beehives in row seven. 35 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,808 Once smitten though, 36 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,893 then comes the work. 37 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,563 Of classes and training… 38 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,066 of speech and technique… 39 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,694 honing your craft, 40 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,822 as you pound the pavement in New York City, 41 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:38,950 auditioning for anything and everything, 42 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,911 all in pursuit of that moment in the spotlight 43 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,040 where you hope someone might see you, 44 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,835 really see you, and say those magic words. 45 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,129 "Where have you been?" 46 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:56,134 But what if those magic words never come? 47 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,345 And it's only rejection, 48 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,306 over and over again, 49 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,266 year after year, 50 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,977 and near miss after near miss, 51 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:09,105 until you realize that near miss 52 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,191 has become your life. 53 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,363 How do you keep at it with any hope? 54 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,077 Thank you, very nice. 55 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,120 So, someone's shown up 56 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,873 who's not on our list, maybe a walk-in. 57 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,752 I do know her. She's capable, 58 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,963 a little vanilla, but we've got about 10 minutes until lunch… 59 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,965 Yeah, sure. 60 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,717 Ready, Durkin, you still there? 61 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,886 Yes! 62 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,055 Yes! Hi! 63 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,516 Oh, hi. I-I'm so sorry, I thought… 64 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,519 My agent assured me that I was on the list… 65 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,812 It's fine. 66 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,647 Do you have the pages for the role of the nanny? 67 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,192 Y… Uh, yes. Is it just the one scene? 68 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,403 That's right. Whenever you're ready. 69 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,741 Enough! 70 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,327 Enough of your questions, Detective. 71 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,665 I'm happy to tell you who I am and what it is I do 72 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,918 without your insistent… probing. 73 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,716 I am a caretaker of children, 74 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,926 to whom I'm given charge. 75 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,847 Am I a substitute for the child's true mother? 76 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,602 Some would prefer I say no, but I believe… 77 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:33,481 I am. I must be… 78 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,235 their mother when it's only me with them. 79 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,821 Because 80 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,407 a child needs to feel, at all times, 81 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,867 safe. 82 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,454 They need to feel protected with the kind of ferocity 83 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,956 only a mother can summon. 84 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,212 It's no matter if they were born of my own… 85 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,214 flesh. 86 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,096 Would I kill 87 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,183 to protect a child in my charge? 88 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,227 That is the question you have for me, I assume, Detective? 89 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,068 To that, I would say 90 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,112 without so much as blinking, 91 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,698 I would kill without compunction… 92 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,871 for the sake and safety of any child in my care. 93 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,710 So, 94 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,172 now, you have your answer. 95 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,426 Where have you been? 96 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,223 Um… 97 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,309 But when you finally do land your dream, 98 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,812 your moment in that spotlight… 99 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,564 I said, where have you been? 100 00:05:58,566 --> 00:05:59,984 Oh. 101 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,946 …how far would you go to hang onto it? 102 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,866 Oh, thank you! 103 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:10,412 Oh, thank you! Oh, gosh! 104 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,005 Help me… 105 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,218 Somebody! Anybody! 106 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,304 He's not moving! 107 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,306 Ben! Call 911. 108 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,849 I don't feel a pulse. 109 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,605 I'm trying to wrap my head around it myself. 110 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,981 Don't put y… 111 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,192 No, they already pronounced him! 112 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,652 They pronounced him! 113 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,321 Was there any foam around his mouth? 114 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,156 Foaming would indicate poisoning. 115 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,284 I only saw blood. Mabel! What are you doing? 116 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,535 It could be natural causes 117 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,995 or one of those, uh, rupture things. 118 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,789 Charles, please! It's opening night, 119 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,665 and a big star in the prime of his life 120 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,292 drops dead on stage? 121 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,670 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's dead. 122 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,089 He's dead. Ben's dead. My leading man is dead! 123 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,507 Hey, it's not your fault, Oliver. 124 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,633 No, that's right. It's not my… 125 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,343 What? Of course, it's not my fault! 126 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,761 Okay, Howard, 127 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,555 you go and tell everyone that it's all gonna be fine. 128 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,641 Tell them, uh, that we'll gather back at my place 129 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,893 for the opening night party I planned, 130 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,645 where we'll just sort all of this out. 131 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,647 I really don't think people are in a party mood right now… 132 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,608 Just do it, Howard! Do it! 133 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,027 - Hey, Oliver. - You okay, buddy? 134 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,947 Oh, my God. Is this really happening? 135 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,448 How did I get here? 136 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,541 - Is this really happening? - Happy First Read-Through Day! 137 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,459 Am I really going back to Broadway? 138 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,378 I hope so. Why else would I be here? 139 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,838 To support, to give notes, 140 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,090 to translate what the young people say for Charles. 141 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,050 And because who gets to see you anymore? 142 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,385 True! It's nice to see you. 143 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,513 Well, you know, we're all just so busy-busy, 144 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,099 and, you know, who are we without a homicide? 145 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,268 Oliver, I know you're nervous. 146 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,395 I know your last Broadway show was a disaster. 147 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,730 Everyone knows it. 148 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,440 - The world knows it. - Fast forward, fast forward. 149 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,734 But you, sir, are a talented young man. 150 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,110 You have a gift for leadership. 151 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,237 And when you asked me to join this production, I… 152 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,488 Hold, please. 153 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,118 - I asked you? - Yes, you asked me! 154 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,370 - You know what? Forget it. - Oh, no, no, no. 155 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,621 Please wax poetic about 156 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,457 how I begged you to be in my play, 157 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,916 even though you haven't been on stage 158 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,543 since men had to play all the women. 159 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,045 You don't need to explain. 160 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,796 In Shakespeare times, men had to play the women. 161 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,381 - Mm. - Women weren't allowed. 162 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,759 - It's a-a age joke. - It's also a career joke. 163 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,802 And I loved it, but can we talk about me now, 164 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,262 and how I cannot believe 165 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,182 I'm going to be in the same room as Ben Glenroy? 166 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,684 Hair up or hair down? Do you think he likes ears? 167 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,811 Mabel, actors are just people. 168 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,772 Remember how nervous you were to meet me at first? 169 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,566 - I don't maybe remember that? - Yeah, but now look at us. 170 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,234 Hey, when we get there, 171 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,527 how do you wanna handle the entrances? 172 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,612 Maybe you introduce me, 173 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:31,988 - and then I come in? - Introduce? 174 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,573 This is a table read, Charles. 175 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,492 It's not The Donna Reed Show. 176 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:36,868 - Donna Reed was… - It's not worth it. 177 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,162 Okay, now, please do not start this journey 178 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,872 by alienating all of your colleagues 179 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,333 with some desperate attempt at peacocking. 180 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,668 No peacocking! 181 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,712 Oliver Putnam in da house! 182 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,176 I have a question. 183 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,679 Who wants to go to Broadway? 184 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,852 We thank you for your attention. 185 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,229 Brief anecdote: 186 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,524 I remember when I auditioned for Mr. Oliver Putnam 187 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,651 - for this very play. - It's true. 188 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,319 Do you remember what you said to me, Oliver? 189 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,655 I sure do. I said, 190 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,116 "How about you be my assistant, instead?" 191 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,867 - That's right. - Yes. 192 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:18,937 Word for word. 193 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,120 The floor is yours. 194 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,080 Thank you, Howard. 195 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,289 Ah… 196 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,167 So our leading man is running a skitch late, 197 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:28,294 but let's go ahead and get started. 198 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,756 I welcome you all… to the world… 199 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,633 of Death Rattle! 200 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,637 Oh, my God! Yeah. 201 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,181 A story of death 202 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,142 that happens in a lighthouse 203 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:44,602 in foggy upper Nova Scotia, 204 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,396 where the only person in the room, 205 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,564 when the deaths occurred, 206 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,066 is an infant child. 207 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,695 Now, some may call this chestnut of a play 208 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,488 a little dusty, 209 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,657 uh, but of course, I've been called that myself 210 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,993 a few times, frankly. 211 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,373 When our amazing producer, Donna Demeo, 212 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,584 - first called me about… - With Clifford. 213 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,711 My son, Cliff, 214 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:13,256 who is making his first solo producing effort here. 215 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,050 But with me. 216 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,202 Thanks, Mom. 217 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,120 Thank you, thanks. 218 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,055 I am so super excited because, like your characters 219 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,974 who are trapped in a hurricane in a deadly lighthouse, 220 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,477 we're gonna take Broadway by storm! 221 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,441 Wow! How about that? 222 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,735 I'm so proud of my boy. 223 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,112 So, so, so, so, so… 224 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,907 proud. 225 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,242 He's gay, so I can kiss him like that. 226 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,206 Alrighty, then. So, I think that… 227 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,668 What? 228 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,169 Oh, I just like doing this. 229 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,214 No, no, if I may. Uh, 230 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:57,008 we're in a very small room here, and I'd like to address 231 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,886 the show business elephant inside it, 232 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:03,598 and that show business elephant is me. 233 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,225 Oh, dear lord. Yes, 234 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,685 I played Aristotle Brazzos 235 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,229 in 224 episodes of dramatic television. 236 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,772 - Aristotle? - I can't. 237 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,692 As well as a reboot, uh, which is currently on hiatus 238 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,945 because the producer is up on harassment charges. 239 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,823 I also starred in three made-for-TV movies, 240 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,534 uh, and also a series of TV ads 241 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,077 for the Dukakis campaign. 242 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,829 All this is to say, 243 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,831 I'm just like you. 244 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,124 I'm nobody special. 245 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,501 I mean, I'm not any more special 246 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,628 because, in a way, we're all… 247 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,089 I think it was Gandhi who said, "Isn't everyone, though, just…" 248 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,383 Thank you so much, Charles. How inspiring. 249 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,135 - That was wonderful. - Did I stick the landing? 250 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,388 The plane is literally scattered across the runway. 251 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,016 Alright then! As we await Ben, 252 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,934 why don't we now take a look 253 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,687 at the model for our set? 254 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,694 Okay, secret? 255 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,863 I think theater is kinda lame. 256 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,615 People all dressed up in costumes 257 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,035 no real person would ever wear, 258 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,120 acting like nobody's sitting out there 259 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,873 watching them say things no real person would ever say. 260 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,835 But at least this piece of theater 261 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,503 is a murder mystery. 262 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,130 That, I can get my head around. 263 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,925 And every murder mystery needs a victim. 264 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,094 - It really is brill… - Okay! 265 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,679 Okay! 266 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,597 Who farted? 267 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,269 - Ben Glenroy, ladies and gentlemen! - No, stop, stop, stop, stop! 268 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:38,109 Thank you. Oh, by the… This is my manager, Dickie. 269 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,862 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother. 270 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,781 But please don't say nepotism, 271 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,699 because he gets very insecure about his abilities. 272 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,825 Hi. 273 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,494 He's also the reason we're late. 274 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,621 Dickie had us a, a block over. 275 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,456 No way! You guys! 276 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,541 - This is my cast? - Yes! 277 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,878 - Yes, and we are so thrilled! - Hi. I'm Ben. 278 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,214 I'm also trained as an intimacy coordinator. 279 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,423 Hi, I'm Kimber, 280 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,884 and I didn't realize we had any love scenes. 281 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,844 What? We're in the middle of one right now. 282 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,888 - Oh. - Timber for Kimber. 283 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,099 And you… 284 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,852 are way too fuckin' handsome. Somebody fire him, now! 285 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,437 I'm Ty. 286 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,190 Oh! If y'all would just please quick sign these NDAs, 287 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,901 and the last page telling us you're okay with us filming. 288 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,194 I-I'm sorry, filming? 289 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,363 Yeah. Two, uh, shows for the price of one. 290 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,698 My Broadway debut, 291 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,950 and a documentary about my Broadway debut. 292 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,704 This is my documentarian, Tobert. You heard that right. 293 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,163 It's Robert with a T. 294 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,998 Hey, Broadway, I am just an observer. 295 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,126 This is literally the last time you're gonna hear my voice. 296 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,919 Hello, Ben. I'm Charles Hayden-Savage. 297 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,671 - Fuck me! - Oh wow… 298 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,465 Oh, the energy coming from this corner! 299 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,718 Am I right? Do we all feel this? 300 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,136 Ben, this is our Nanny. 301 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,971 - Loretta. - Yeah. 302 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,514 Oliver tells me you're one to look out for. 303 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,142 Oh, well, Oliver flatters. 304 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,727 Just don't upstage me. 305 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,439 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 306 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,774 No, I'm honored to work with you. Oh well… 307 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,068 Well, my friends are just beside themselves 308 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,029 that I'm gonna get to work with the CoBro. 309 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:07,323 Oh God, no, please. Just… Just CoBro. 310 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,200 Sorry? Yeah, no, 311 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,327 the "the" makes me sound like an asshole. 312 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,079 - Ah. - Like, The Rock. 313 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,749 Or the Pope. I mean, come on, get over yourselves. 314 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,832 - Yeah. - Right? 315 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,627 But, in the films, I'm just the friendly zoologist 316 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,880 who morphs into a 20-foot cobra 317 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,466 and helps the cops save the day. 318 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,176 Hey, you. 319 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,972 Oh, hi. I loved you in Girl Cop. 320 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,058 Oh, that old thing? 321 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,479 Oh. 322 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,647 Alright, well, this is exciting. 323 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,858 Shall we take our seats and start the read? 324 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,109 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah! 325 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,402 A read-through! 326 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,488 I wanna read! Oh, hey, by the way. 327 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,823 Thanks for the tip on Amy Schumer's place. 328 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,617 - Just moved in. - Oh! 329 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,119 Tell her she left a bunch of cottage cheese in the fridge. 330 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,289 Fuck… Fuck… Fuckerballs. Fuck. 331 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,416 Dickie? There's cookies here. 332 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,419 Oh no. Ben can't have cookies. 333 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,838 He's on a very strict diet for CoBro, 334 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,133 and cookies are a weakness. 335 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,594 Well, not a weakness. I just… 336 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,555 - Where are they from? - Schmackary's. 337 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,058 Oh… God, even the name is sexy. 338 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,184 - I'll take 'em. - No, I mean… 339 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,977 It's… It's fine, it's fine. Leave 'em. 340 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,437 Leave 'em! Just… 341 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,523 Let's read. Alright! 342 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,525 So, this is kind of exciting. 343 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,610 Shall we begin, KT? 344 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,070 From the top, everyone. 345 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,279 Ladies and gentlemen, 346 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,741 I give you… page one. 347 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,869 I wasn't ready. 348 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,873 "It's a night in upper Nova Scotia." 349 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,334 Oh, hot damn! That is a hot Schmackary. 350 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:45,755 Sorry. I, I just had a corner. 351 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,258 No more. It's alright. 352 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,468 Reading. 353 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,179 "A detective makes his way toward the audience. 354 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,639 He is our narrator." 355 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,809 "What turned me into a creature of the night? 356 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,352 "Let me tell you. 357 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,396 "I just finished up a case in Halifax 358 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,149 "when I got a call about some curious goings-on 359 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,109 "at the old Pigwig Lighthouse. 360 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,278 I made my way to see for myself." 361 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,740 "A lighthouse appears, and a storm shelter door opens. 362 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,826 A nanny emerges from the shelter." 363 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,203 "Storm's comin'. 364 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,332 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks." 365 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,090 I-I'm sorry, I think I missed some of those words. 366 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,886 Oh, I was trying a Scottish dialect. Uh-huh. 367 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,180 Because the nanny's…? 368 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,266 The nanny refers to a childhood in Aberdeen. 369 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:40,977 Right. 370 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,979 Um, or, or not. 371 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,648 No, no, no, no, no. I-It's okay to try things. 372 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,275 L-Let's just go again. 373 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,362 "A nanny emerges from the shelter." 374 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,197 "Storm's coming. 375 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,242 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks." 376 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,413 French-Canadian. 377 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,459 Because it's up in the Maritimes there. 378 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,420 So, a lot of French… I'm sorry. 379 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,423 It's… This is my process. 380 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:14,344 It's just how I… find the nanny's voice. 381 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,428 You know what? 382 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,682 Maybe we try it slightly more how you talk. 383 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,437 "A nanny emerges from the shelter." 384 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,189 Um… 385 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,857 "Storm's coming. 386 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,612 Don't think it's a night for roaming on the rocks." 387 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,617 Um… 388 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,327 "I don't go roaming anywhere." 389 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,052 It's you. 390 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,559 Oh, my God, it's me! Oh, I'm so… 391 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,770 Oh, I'm sorry, it's me, isn't it? 392 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,147 I-It's your line, yes. 393 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,190 You know what? I didn't highlight that one. 394 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,525 - I'm gonna do that right now. - Yeah. 395 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,445 Good. Now, you'll always have it… 396 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:14,738 there, 'cause it's highlighted. 397 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,413 Our nanny is a stinkeroony. 398 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,248 No, Ben, Ben, she'll be fine. 399 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,083 She's just finding the voice. You heard her. 400 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,085 Do you hear me, Oliver? 401 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,254 She's a stinkeroony! 402 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,340 I say give her the boo-tay before we… 403 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,550 - get too far down the road. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 404 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,511 Tru… Just… Loretta is very special. 405 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,513 Just let me talk to her, okay? 406 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,848 Just… 407 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,605 - Hello. - Oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm… 408 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,272 I get nervous 409 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,817 and I'm not good at table reads. 410 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,987 But, please, please don't give up on me. 411 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,323 Listen to me. Um… 412 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,492 My first table read, 413 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,911 there was a young actor, 414 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,537 and he got very nervous, 415 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,456 and he was missing lines, 416 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,792 inaudible dialogue. It was painful. 417 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,418 Yeah. 418 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,504 Everyone tells me to fire him, 419 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,464 but I refused. 420 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,092 And you know who that young actor was? 421 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,302 No. No! 422 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,763 No one you'd know. Everyone was right. 423 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,224 He was a train wreck. I fired him three weeks later. 424 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,810 But you are not that. 425 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,020 You are the opposite of that. 426 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,482 And anyone who has not seen that yet 427 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:36,111 is either dumb, blind, or a combination of the two. 428 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,196 You go, 429 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,031 I go. 430 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,574 Oh, Oliver, gosh… 431 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,159 You go, 432 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,495 I go. 433 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,206 Okay? 434 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,960 Thank you. Thank you. 435 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,212 Okay. Alright. 436 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,173 Oh, my God, Loretta. Where is Loretta? 437 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,467 Loretta is in her dressing room. She is pretty upset, 438 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,761 but she said she'll try to make the… party. 439 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,681 - Okay. - Are you sure a party is a… 440 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,433 - you know…? - What? 441 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,852 No, no, no, no. Spit it out, Charles. 442 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,647 Heap some more suffering onto my already full plate! 443 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,151 There might be a little room next to the despair! 444 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:21,406 Party sounds nice. 445 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:26,911 Party… 446 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,668 Shouldn't be too much longer, people! 447 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,587 Patience, people, patience! 448 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,464 Ugh. This is ridiculous. 449 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,550 Safety first. Don't worry. It's all good. We'll get there. 450 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,928 Uma, I promise you, I'll get you in. I promise. 451 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,389 What's going on? We'll get there, don't worry. 452 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,682 - The elevator's out. - Ugh! 453 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:48,933 Got them working overtime on it. 454 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,518 Should be up and running soon. 455 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,521 - Okay, listen, guys… - The press is already up my ass. 456 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,023 We need to get a statement out. 457 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,775 "Ben Glenroy" is trending on Twitter. 458 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,652 So is "RIP Ben Glenroy." So is "Ben Dead." 459 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,112 So is… "Real Housewives"? 460 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,614 Oh, my God, was tonight the reunion? 461 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:03,823 Yeah, listen. 462 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,701 This is the moment where producers really matter. 463 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,119 Just because Ben is dead, 464 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,871 doesn't mean the show has to die, too. 465 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,498 Oliver, you're in shock. 466 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:13,583 The fact this happened in the Goosebury, 467 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,378 the same theater as your Splash… 468 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:19,172 I'm not saying you're cursed, 469 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,800 but it wouldn't surprise me if you pissed off a witch or two 470 00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,593 in a previous life. 471 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,887 Only seven at a time allowed in the one that's working. 472 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,390 And tenants have priority status! 473 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,516 Along with the hosts of the saddest 474 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,184 opening night party in history! 475 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,813 Six and seven. That's it! That's it. 476 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,065 10? Yes. 477 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,692 At least you had the consideration 478 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,111 to keep the body out of the building this time. 479 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,363 You always know just what to say, Uma. 480 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,448 It's a goddamn gift. 481 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,545 Oh, man. 482 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:02,090 Oh, you're using Ben's opening night gift. 483 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,800 Yeah, didn't think I'd need it so soon. 484 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,220 It really is a beautiful gift. 485 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,640 I didn't realize assistants got one, too. 486 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,892 How very generous of Ben. 487 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:15,478 And I didn't realize stage managers wiped their nose 488 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,564 with anything other than the bottom of their palm. 489 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,232 You've got crumbs in your beard. 490 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:28,116 Oh, great. Let's just leave all the cellophane on the food. 491 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,244 Hey, Oliver. How you holding up? 492 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,329 I just ate a dinner roll. 493 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,873 Wow, that bad? 494 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:38,084 The lead of my play left my stage without a pulse, 495 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,170 and all I can think about is my career. 496 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,548 I don't know, Mabel. 497 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,343 Narcissism should really be more fun than this. 498 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,638 - Maybe I am cursed. - Well, shit, Oliver. 499 00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:55,101 My first thought when he went down? 500 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,686 Maybe he was poisoned. 501 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,689 And a podcast about 502 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,399 the poisoning of a big movie star? 503 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,610 That could be big. 504 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,696 And maybe with their play shut down, 505 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,907 and a new podcast in motion, 506 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:12,202 maybe I could spend more time with my guys again. 507 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:16,081 Me more than him, right? 508 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,458 I don't pick favorite olds. 509 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,336 Better to leave it unsaid. 510 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,045 Mm-hmm. 511 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:29,302 How you doing, Charlie? 512 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:32,222 - Aw… - Oh. Traumatized, uh, perplexed. 513 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,307 Am I allowed to say relieved? 514 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:36,726 I mean, my nerves couldn't take eight shows a week. 515 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,144 But don't tell Oliver I said that. 516 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,437 No, I'm a steel trap. 517 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,147 Oh, Charlie. 518 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:44,234 It's okay to be relieved that the show is over. 519 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,820 Means more time for us. 520 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,906 It does. Hey, did you get Lucy home alright? 521 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,908 Yeah. That girl's a lot. 522 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,536 - I'm ready to get trashed. - Mm. 523 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,631 I didn't know you tinkered. 524 00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:08,758 Oh, I tinker. 525 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:11,970 Keep tinkering. 526 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:43,126 I feel better now. How about you? 527 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,587 Good as new. 528 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,590 Hey. Can you look at the… 529 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,008 back of my earring? 530 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,926 Is the thing snapped into the thing? 531 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:53,762 - Are these technical terms? - No. 532 00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:57,057 I just had to get outta my costume so fast, 533 00:25:57,140 --> 00:25:58,600 I'm not sure I hooked it in right. 534 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:01,478 Wouldn't you know it? The thing is in the thing. 535 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,521 Good. 536 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,940 Thank you for making me feel lighter. 537 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,318 If only for a minute. 538 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,570 Oh, God. 539 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,406 I wanted tonight to happen. 540 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,242 For both of us, most of all. 541 00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:21,039 Well 542 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,999 the show may be over, 543 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,419 but doesn't that mean 544 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:29,839 we're not obliged to live by your show rule anymore? 545 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,177 The one that keeps things… 546 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,262 professional… 547 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:39,766 and platonic? 548 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,063 Okay! Okay! 549 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,314 Who farted? 550 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,485 Mama's back, bitches! 551 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:52,987 That's right. I'm alive! 552 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,406 H-How could you… What? 553 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:55,433 What the fuck? 554 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,117 Uh… 555 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,702 I was dead, dude. 556 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,245 For, like, an hour. 557 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:02,330 They said it was like a record in their hospital. 558 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:03,498 Right, Dickie? 559 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,916 Oh, they didn't say anything like that. 560 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,502 They pumped my stomach. I barfed up a ton. 561 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,671 I don't know. They said maybe it was something I ate? 562 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,756 But y-you had blood in your mouth! 563 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,176 Yeah. Well, I bit the fuck outta my tongue when I fell. 564 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,511 I don't feel it now, though. 565 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,059 Oh, sorry. 566 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,937 The nurses, oh, my God. They were so freaked out. 567 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,564 The doctors were like, "Do not go anywhere!" 568 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,733 But I had to get back to see you guys! 569 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,317 My cast. My… 570 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,403 I just… 571 00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:39,492 Oh, wow! 572 00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:40,910 Sorry! 573 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:43,705 Shit! I did not expect to get emotional! 574 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:45,707 But, when I was dead, guys, 575 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,376 I saw the light. 576 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:51,046 That light, yes. The dead person light. 577 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:52,839 I saw it. 578 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:57,302 And I saw all the shit that I pulled with all of you 579 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,845 through these last few months. 580 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,930 And I thought, I can't die like this. 581 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,935 And so, I'm back, and I'm gonna be so much better. 582 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:09,022 And we are going to kick ass with this show. 583 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:11,608 - You hear me, Oliver? - Oh, my God. 584 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,611 You're really alive… 585 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,614 and so soft. 586 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,495 Kimber… 587 00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:28,291 I'm so sorry I made everything messy between us. 588 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:30,502 I fucked up. 589 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:32,837 But I'm gonna make it right. 590 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,592 Ty. Forgive me, please, for… 591 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,845 getting so mad at you for wanting to use my trainer. 592 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:43,056 It's just, Hutch is my secret weapon. 593 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,141 And, you know, there's no shot you can afford him, 594 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,727 but I-I suppose I could give you his digits. 595 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,355 Jonathan. 596 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,565 Jonathan! 597 00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:53,692 Mm-hmm. 598 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,443 My understudy. 599 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,320 When this started, 600 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,739 I was never gonna let you ever step foot on that stage, 601 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:01,658 but, moving forward, 602 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:03,618 I'm gonna consider it. 603 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,286 Maybe a Wednesday matinee! 604 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,581 Let's not over-promise here. Ha, Donna! 605 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:10,667 My beloved producer! 606 00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:12,627 You and your… 607 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,172 - boy. - It's Cliff. 608 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:19,759 I know. That's what I said. Look, um… 609 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,512 I know I haven't been easy to deal with, 610 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,055 with all my complaints about… 611 00:29:24,514 --> 00:29:26,182 the… size of my dressing room, 612 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,268 and the… shape of my dressing room, 613 00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:30,061 and the color palette of my dressing room. 614 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:32,897 Basically, everything I've ever said about my… 615 00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:34,691 unnecessarily shitty dressing room. 616 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,151 I take it all back. 617 00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:37,694 Uh… 618 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,529 I'm really so sorry, Donna. 619 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:40,864 And I'm so sorry, boy. 620 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,199 - Cliff. - Right. 621 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,286 Would be great if we could fix up my dressing room, by the way. 622 00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,997 It's the last time I'm gonna mention anything, alright? 623 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,790 Pinky swear. Bobo! 624 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,335 Look at… Bobo. You know what? You're s… 625 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,045 You're such a funny guy 626 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:58,214 and a-all I ever do is say no to you. 627 00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,549 But I promise you. 628 00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,052 No more no-nos for Bobo. 629 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,472 KT, my bad 630 00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:08,016 for accusing you of stealing my mangoes. 631 00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:09,642 Ataulfo season is really short, 632 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:10,852 and it's pretty much the only fruit 633 00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,354 I can eat on the CoBro Diet. 634 00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,939 I know it was coming from a place of love. 635 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:17,025 It wasn't, but thank you. 636 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,154 Oh. 637 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:23,865 And Loretta. 638 00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:25,909 The consummate professional! 639 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:30,163 But… 640 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,625 CoBro knows a fellow snake when he sees one. 641 00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:44,844 - And Charles! - Oh, don't worry about me! 642 00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,137 You can skip me! 643 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:48,598 I get it. You're a new man, which is exciting. 644 00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,976 You and I never got off on the right foot. 645 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,770 - Nope. - And if anyone here was happy 646 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:57,565 that I was maybe dead, I bet it was you. 647 00:30:57,941 --> 00:30:58,983 Yeah. 648 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:00,735 I know you don't have many more years left 649 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,529 to hone your craft. 650 00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:04,989 And I get that every day counts. 651 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:07,742 And after this experience, I really get it now. 652 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:09,077 So, 653 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,246 to starting over? 654 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,457 To starting over. 655 00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:18,795 Ben, you gotta take this. 656 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,840 What? Oh. Ben's gotta take this. 657 00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:24,467 Oh. Um… 658 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,553 Yeah, I'll go somewhere quieter. 659 00:31:27,512 --> 00:31:30,890 Guys! I'm gonna go up to my apartment and crash, 660 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,143 shower up, maybe shake off the cobwebs, 661 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,936 but I'll see you this week, alright? 662 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,438 Death Rattle lives! 663 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,150 Wow. 664 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,651 Word is out. Ben is back. 665 00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:46,656 It's a hell of a story to reopen a play with, people. 666 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:49,826 So we're back. 667 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,828 We're all back on Broadway! 668 00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,211 - Congrats. You must be thrilled. - Mm. 669 00:32:00,295 --> 00:32:02,672 I said you must be thrilled. 670 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,674 Ben may be back, 671 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,259 but it doesn't change the fact 672 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:09,137 that he is a fucking asshole. 673 00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:11,908 I don't know what to make of any of it. 674 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:14,369 Dead, not dead. Show, no show. 675 00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:16,079 Wait, so you're just gonna reopen the show 676 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,107 as if nothing happened? 677 00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:18,665 Oh, please. Are you kidding? 678 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:21,418 Donna and Cliff are gonna make a meal out of what happened. 679 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:23,628 - Are you excited, friend? - Yeah! 680 00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:25,255 Eight shows a week! 681 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:26,589 Trouper! 682 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,799 Oh, I forgot to ask you. 683 00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:29,968 Whatever happened to Joy's crazy aunt? 684 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:31,970 Oh, she broke up with the hair transplant guy. 685 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,346 Oh, that's a shock. 686 00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:35,015 Oh, and did her brother ever find out 687 00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,349 who sent the vulgar placemats? 688 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:38,601 - Yeah, Ron. - Ron, the guy with the chin? 689 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:42,105 Guys, this is not fair! You hang out all the time. 690 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:45,650 I wanna know about Joy's crazy aunt and… Ron. 691 00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:46,776 - No, no, no. - Oh, Ron's insane. 692 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:47,860 You don't wanna know about him. 693 00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:50,780 Well, let me know if he makes more placemats. 694 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,615 Just don't forget about me. 695 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:54,993 - Huh? - What does that mean? 696 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,161 You know, I can't get over 697 00:33:56,244 --> 00:33:57,620 what you've done with this place. 698 00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:58,997 Yeah, I know. 699 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,082 That's what the people who bought it said, too. 700 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,294 What? 701 00:34:04,377 --> 00:34:06,463 Your aunt sold the apartment? 702 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:08,173 I have to be out in four weeks. 703 00:34:08,256 --> 00:34:09,716 - Seriously? - You're leaving the Arconia? 704 00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:12,135 I know, I know, but it's… 705 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:15,221 It's time. I mean, I need to get my own life. 706 00:34:16,264 --> 00:34:18,641 And you can come visit me in Brooklyn. 707 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,727 Or maybe Queens? 708 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:23,688 I'll come to you. 709 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,859 The most important part of chasing a dream 710 00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:30,278 is the people who chase alongside with you. 711 00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:32,113 So I was checking our message boards 712 00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:34,616 on our podcast site the other day, 713 00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:37,243 and people were wondering where we'd been. 714 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:38,995 It's kinda nice to be missed. 715 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,289 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it's nice. It is nice. 716 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,500 Those who look beyond the doubters 717 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,919 and choose to believe your dream will happen… 718 00:34:46,002 --> 00:34:47,921 …all in good time. 719 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:54,010 I guess they fixed the elevator? 720 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,097 Should we take it? 721 00:34:58,348 --> 00:34:59,683 I'm sort of nervous to take it. 722 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:02,644 It's been just a gaping hole for how many hours now? 723 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:05,563 Hey. If there's one thing I know, 724 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,442 it's that we're good at living on the edge. 725 00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:15,573 Those who will go with you 726 00:35:15,657 --> 00:35:18,118 to help make that moment when you finally arrive 727 00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:20,704 in your own big spotlight… 728 00:35:28,503 --> 00:35:30,588 …they're the only ones who matter. 729 00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:32,549 You know, Mabel, 730 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:34,092 we, we couldn't have done the podcast anyway 731 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,261 because Ben didn't die in the building. 732 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,857 Wait. What's that? 733 00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:18,470 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 734 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:20,115 Captioned by Point.360