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How you doing, Charlie?

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Oh, my nerves couldn't
take eight shows a week.

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It's okay to be relieved
that the show is over.

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Means more time for us.

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Your aunt sold the apartment?

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I have to be out
in four weeks.

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Bloody Mabel Mora.

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There is nothing
more tantalizing

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than an unhinged,
murderous beauty.

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I'm re-imagining
Death Rattle

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in the most Oliver Putnam way.

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Death Rattle Dazzle!

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A Death Rattle Musical!

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As we look at the cast,

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we are faced with
an unsettling truth.

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Any one of them could
be the killer.

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You're not supposed
to be here.

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There was someone
in his dressing room.

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The night that Ben died,

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he was holding
someone else's handkerchief.

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We need to find out

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who in the cast doesn't
have theirs.

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That could be our killer!

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Kimber…

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I'm so sorry I made
everything messy between us.

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I fucked up.

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But I'm gonna make it right.

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I really wanted
to give you my hanky,

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but I must have thrown it away.

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New York.

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It's not exactly famous
for self-care.

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In this city,
we push, we shove,

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we occasionally urinate
on one another.

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But do we spend enough time
loving ourselves?

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Maybe not.

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This is the whole apartment?

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I know.

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Feels like a palace.

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460 square feet
all to yourself.

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But you can create a sanctuary.

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When I created my sanctuary,

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I invested in fluffy towels,

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a fleet of soy candles,

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and a jade egg that is currently
nestled in my privates.

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It's about creating
a safe space.

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And the rent?

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4,800 a month.

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Plus utilities.
And maintenance fees.

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Also, you'll probably
wanna slip the angry guy

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who sleeps on the
front steps a fiver

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anytime you come home,

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just to keep the peace.

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But, all in all,
it is a steal.

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Last year, when I stepped
down from my podcast

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after a difficult moment
with a coworker…

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Poppy, you fucking bitch!

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Sorry. Edit that out.
Thank you. S…

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Don't murder someone and try
to frame me for it, that's…

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Okay, I was kidding.
Um, I'm… I am just kidding.

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Okay, anyway.

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Some people said
I was canceled.

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Well, if getting canceled means

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spending a year learning to live
in alignment with your dharma,

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then yes.

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Call me canceled.

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I'm at peace.

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Because during that time,

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I cultivated something
important.

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My self-care rituals.

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So, what do you do, Ms. Mora?

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I-I'm just trying to figure out
how you'd use the space.

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Perhaps it's a love nest to
share with a partner.

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Or a home office to
launch your dream business.

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Or maybe you just wanna
throw fabulous dinner parties.

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I'm not really the
dinner party type.

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Hm. Well, you must have
something you love.

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Everybody does.

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Maybe your ritual
is journaling.

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Or a walk in the woods.

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For me, I start every
day bathing in mud

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from the healing soil
of the Pacific Palisades.

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So, I'm not trying
to pressure you,

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but there's a lot of heat
on this one.

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So if you want it, I'd start
gathering your paperwork.

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You know, pay stubs,
tax returns,

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maybe a letter from your
current landlord.

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I'm pretty sure I definitely
have all those things.

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For sure.

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Rituals ground us,

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offering calm in a
world of chaos.

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But love a ritual too much,

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and it can become
an obsession.

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And before we know it,

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the ritual that once healed us
has become our undoing.

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So! You ready to move on this?

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Totally.

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Oh.

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No, this one's not me.

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They're so peaceful.
Mm-hmm.

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And so many.
Mm.

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Sixty-two, did you say?

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That's the sweet spot.

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Sixty-one, you wonder
if you're one fish short

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and 63, you're a
crazy fish lady.

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Is it too much?

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Too much fish?

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Too much everything.

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Me moving in, my aquarium,

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my trampoline,
my exercise balls.

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You know I like to roll
from room to room.

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You don't feel suffocated?

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- No, ma'am!
- Okay.

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Wide-open airways!

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Lungs like a baby!

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Joy, this is your space now.

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Oh, Charlie!
I can't believe it!

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Oh God!

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Thirty-five years ago,
you sat in my makeup chair,

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and I thought to myself,

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"This man dies alone."

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And now, look at us.

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Shacking up.

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- It's a dream come true! Mwah!
- Mm.

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Let's celebrate.
Wanna go to the fish store?

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Oh. Uh, well, besides having
already been there twice today,

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I-I have to rehearse.

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Oliver is all over me
about this patter song.

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- Patter song?
- Well, a, a patter song

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is a speed-singing, uh,
information dump

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they always give to the guy
who can't sing.

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- Uh-huh.
- It's basically a rap.

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I mean, do I look like
a guy who can rap?

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Well, I wouldn't say that's
what your look screams,

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if I'm honest,

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but I've seen you
do hard things.

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How about Brazzos, season four?

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When your character
had to bust the drug dealers

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at the roller skating rink,
and you were like,

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"I can't do a
backward grapevine!"

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Until you did!

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Set medic said he never saw
a femur snap in half like that.

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That's not the point.

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Charlie, you are a star.

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And you didn't look bad
in those roller shorts either,

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huh?

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Oh, look at me.
Oh, getting all hot!

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I'm gonna go cool off
at the fish store.

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- You gonna buy more fish?
- I'm just gonna browse.

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But probably, definitely yes.

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We have a few minutes
before rehearsal,

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AKA a murderer walking
into this room.

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- Let's talk case.
- If I may, a life update.

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Oliver Putnam, long considered

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New York's most
un-land-able bachelor,

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is in love.

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That's right.

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This merchandise
off the market, bruh.

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Ah! Loretta.

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Whom you have yet to ask out.

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Well, 'cause I'm workshopping
the perfect date.

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I mean, if I'm going to
break my own rule

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and date one of the
cast members,

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I have to do it with flair.

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Uh, current vision,

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lunch, the Russian Tea Room.

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Or is that too Putin-y?

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Now we've gotten
exactly nowhere

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on figuring out who pushed Ben
down the elevator shaft.

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So, I say we go back.

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Go to the theater,

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figure out if Ben's collapsing
on stage was due to poison.

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I think…

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Is this gonna be about
the case or Loretta?

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- Loretta.
- Then, zip it.

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So if it was poison,

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we actually have a
decent suspect to look at.

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Kimber.

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Oh, Kimber!

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I love it. It's so good.

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Quick question.
Does it have to be Kimber?

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Uh, she's one of the
few cast members

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who can actually sing.

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I take offense to that.

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That was my intention.

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I'm working on my vibrato.
Listen.

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Thank you, Ms. Merman.

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Oh, a-and the thing
about Kimber,

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I just found out that she has

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two million TikTok-y people.

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Followers. I know, but…

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Which is great
press for our show.

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Now our stage manager,
on the other hand,

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is a world-class grump

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who has only 12 followers.
Can we look in that direction?

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Kimber was the
only cast member

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that didn't give
Charles a hanky.

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So she could have attempted
to poison him at the theater.

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And when that didn't work,

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she pushed him down the
elevator shaft. Make sense?

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- Hey! I just had an idea!
- Really?

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What if we cut
the patter song,

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and I just do a look?

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- Oh, dear lord.
- Another detail on Kimber.

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In the dressing room
footage I saw,

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it sounded like Ben
was having a lover's spat

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right before he collapsed
on stage,

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which would explain why

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he apologized to Kimber
at the party

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for making things messy.

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We have to find out
if they were secretly dating.

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Do you know who else
is secretly dating?

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Yes. You and Loretta.
And by the way, you're not.

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Yet.
Whatever.

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Your TikTok star has something
the murderer needed.

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A way to deliver the poison.

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Y'all, you are probably
asking yourself,

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"Why does Ben Glenroy, CoBro,
look like a 50-year-old baby?"

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He's literally aging backwards,
and I will tell you why.

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Because he uses my
anti-aging serum.

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That's right, it's anti-aging,
it's serum,

221
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and you guys can have it, too.

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Are you guys stalking my serum?

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Oh! Uh, uh, yes,
because we are all anti-aging.

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Yes.
Oh.

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If you want, I can
put you on a waitlist,

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but ever since Ben signed on
as unofficial spokesperson,

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I can't keep it in stock.

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People, this is
rehearsal time.

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Let's keep it on topic.

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Yes, right.

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Well, if everyone's here,
let's kick it off

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with Charles' patter song.

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Wait. Wait, wait, what?

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In front of…
In front of everybody?

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So, Charles,
six weeks from now,

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you'll be performing this
in front of thousands,

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so you might as well
get used to the eyeballs.

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Setting the scene.
You, the Constable,

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find yourself at the end
of your metaphorical rope,

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clinging to sanity

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as you are interrogating

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three improbable suspects.

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Babies! Yes!

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00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:13,446
But, which of the
Pickwick Triplets did it?

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This one's a-a
little tricky…

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Tom, bring us in,
please. Thanks.

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That feels faster
than it was yesterday.

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Has it always been that fast?

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Always been
that fast, Charles.

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Take it down just
a little bit.

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Oh, Mabel, y-you don't
have to be here

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because this is just
boring play stuff.

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Nope. Something is telling me
I can't miss this.

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May I step out to
call my therapist?

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Yes, of course, you can.

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00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,090
I-I-I don't know
what happened.

257
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,050
M-My mind just,
uh, went blank,

258
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,261
and I-I-I crossed over
into this other realm.

259
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,390
Am I… Am I dead?

260
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,017
Am I-I on drugs?
Am I dead and on drugs?

261
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,520
Bro, you went to
the White Room.

262
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,646
The what room?

263
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,481
White Room.
It's an actor thing.

264
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,108
A, a stage thing.

265
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,818
In TV, if you screw up,
you get another take.

266
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,486
In theater, there's no net.

267
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,405
You blank out, that's it.

268
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,366
You're a polar bear
in a global warming documentary,

269
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,202
hanging onto a tiny piece of ice
in the middle of the sea,

270
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,745
waiting to die.

271
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,414
Happened to me in 2014.

272
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,958
I was doing a production of
As You Like It in Wilmington.

273
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,086
I'll never know exactly
what I did on that stage, but…

274
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,381
there are now pictures of
my penis on the internet,

275
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,383
and I can only assume
that's how they got there.

276
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,178
Okay, well, that's, uh…
H-How do I stay out of it?

277
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,222
Look, I've dealt with anxiety.

278
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,350
Once I went to the White Room
and woke up two days later

279
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,729
at a Papa John's in Yonkers.
It's scary.

280
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,106
Uh, the trick is to
find your happy place.

281
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,692
Okay, everyone.
After what we just witnessed,

282
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,610
we need to take five.

283
00:12:58,403 --> 00:12:59,821
Maybe years.

284
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,992
Oliver?

285
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,244
I wanna apologize
for lying to you earlier.

286
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,329
When I asked to step out
to call my therapist.

287
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,290
I don't actually have
a therapist.

288
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,709
Just my cousin Moses Morris
from State Farm,

289
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,419
who I call when
things go wrong.

290
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,505
- He helps me.
- Howard, not now.

291
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,093
So, I know that we're
just recovering

292
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,803
from what just happened,
and frankly,

293
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,598
I'm having a hard time making
eye contact with you, Charles.

294
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,849
What did I do up here?

295
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,559
- Too soon!
- Not ready.

296
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,355
But, we have to find the serum
that Ben used on opening night

297
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,647
and test it for poison.

298
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,149
Do you think it's still
in the theater?

299
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,859
Getting into the theater
is a whole thing.

300
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,069
You know, Howard has a key,

301
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,153
and if he's not
in the right mood,

302
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,139
he won't let us in.

303
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,530
He works for you, right?

304
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,449
Well, it's a
complicated relationship.

305
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,617
Many layers.

306
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,411
Heard you referencing
a layered relationship.

307
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,288
I assume you're speaking
about me.

308
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,707
Howard! How would you feel

309
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,250
about letting us
in the theater?

310
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,377
Are you investigating?

311
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,544
Because if you are,
I need to know.

312
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,213
As the eyes and ears
of this production…

313
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,507
It's nothing. We just left…

314
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,217
a sweater.

315
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,720
You like sweaters, right?

316
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,430
Girl, you know
I like sweaters.

317
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,140
It was actually one
of my sweaters.

318
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,767
Let me guess.

319
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,143
A fluffy number?

320
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,937
Vaguely shapeless?

321
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,148
Splashes of yellow and orange
that have no business working,

322
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,026
but, somehow, they work.
My God, do they work!

323
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,779
Jesus H. Christ,
I love your sweaters!

324
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,905
Go on, I'm listening.

325
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,951
Well, then you wouldn't want one
stuck in the theater, would you?

326
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,327
I mean, think of the moths.

327
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,704
Moths, moths.

328
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,247
Just burrowing
in the fabric,

329
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,499
chewing holes.

330
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,044
Oh, the whole structure of
the sweater just falls apart…

331
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,255
No, no, stop! Stop, Mabel! No.

332
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,923
I'll let you in, okay?

333
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,341
Thank you.

334
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,094
Let's get that sweater.

335
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,846
Okay.

336
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,474
You're a genius. Absolutely.

337
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,144
And then Jonathan told me

338
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,146
I need to find
my "happy place."

339
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,356
A happy place!

340
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,858
Do I even have one of those?

341
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,110
I-I-I don't know, Joy.
I'm all turned around!

342
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,237
Aw, you're probably
just hungry.

343
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,739
Why don't you take that stress

344
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,575
and channel it into
one of your gorgeous omelets?

345
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,410
That's your happy place.

346
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,786
And the way you make them

347
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,039
looks like they should
be on the cover of

348
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,207
Breakfast Magazine…

349
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,293
Which does not exist.

350
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,085
Joy! I did it!

351
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,795
I did the song!

352
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:02,878
What?

353
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,840
I know the trick now.

354
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,425
All I have to do is
make an omelet.

355
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,509
Huh?

356
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,969
Yeah! For years,
I made omelets to relax,

357
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,472
and my brain associates
that with comfort.

358
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,848
I know I'm not
mentally healthy,

359
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,142
but that's okay
because I can sing the song.

360
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,353
Charlie, this is no bueno.

361
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,897
The omelet was a one-time
stress release.

362
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,108
You thinking you
need the omelet,

363
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,194
that's a hard no. Hard no!
That is a crutch.

364
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,822
Yeah, it's a crutch!
That's good, right?

365
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,824
Look at me, lover.

366
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,285
You have me now.

367
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,871
I'm the omelet.

368
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:37,857
Say it.

369
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,040
You're the omelet.

370
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,127
I'm gonna look out
for you, Charlie.

371
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,170
Just like I did with
Ben Glenroy.

372
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,840
He knew if he
touched one hair

373
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,383
on your gorgeous little head,

374
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,427
he was gonna have
to deal with me.

375
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,345
Now, let's go to bed.

376
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,055
I've been reading
the Kama Sutra

377
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,474
and we haven't done
the antelope yet.

378
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,686
- Okay, I'm just gonna make one more ome…
- Charlie.

379
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,231
The antelope.

380
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,118
OLIVER
Oh God!

381
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,954
Smells like
Jerry Orbach's laundry basket.

382
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,373
Which I once had a nap in.
Long story.

383
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,876
- What is all this?
- Oh, just opening night gifts.

384
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,919
They've all just been
sitting here, you know?

385
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,048
Like flowers and pastries,
open bottles of wine.

386
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,008
It's like a horror movie.

387
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:33,595
Which is something that I could
take Loretta to on our date!

388
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,222
But should I make it scary?

389
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,683
A-A-Are dates fun
when everyone's panic sweating?

390
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,727
For the love of God,
Oliver, focus.

391
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,395
- Oh, sorry.
- Here we go.

392
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:45,732
What the hell are
you doing here?

393
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,655
Sorry if I was rude before.

394
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,908
I just didn't know
you guys were coming.

395
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,743
Does anyone want
nettle leaf tea?

396
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,453
It makes your hair
grow fast as fuck.

397
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,997
Do you… live here?

398
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,792
No, this is just where
I run my beauty empire.

399
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,753
Ooh! Don't tell Howard
I copied his key.

400
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,839
I will give you some of
my proprietary collagen powder.

401
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,341
Not for free.
Twenty percent off?

402
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,510
Uh, it-it-it's
quite alright. Um…

403
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,637
Unless, can it do
anything about my jowls?

404
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,972
I wanna be firmer.
Oh, yeah.

405
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:23,186
Girl, you can't stop thinking
about my serum, can you?

406
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,480
Uh, y-yeah.

407
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,273
I mean, who wouldn't
be obsessed

408
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,776
with Ben's favorite
skin product?

409
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,277
Right. He did
use it religiously.

410
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,446
- Even on opening night?
- Of course.

411
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,659
And the bottle that he used,

412
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,245
would that… be this one?

413
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,664
Guys?

414
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:43,915
You here?

415
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,542
Warning, I smell like eggs.

416
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,627
Is that Charles?
Uh…

417
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,006
You know, he experiences
these little mini-strokes.

418
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,424
It's nothing to be alarmed by.

419
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,175
- We'll just be right back.
- Yeah.

420
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,636
- I didn't know Kimber was here.
- Neither did we.

421
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,888
Guys. We've gotta
get her talking.

422
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,181
Can I trust you?

423
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,975
Do you even know how to talk
to someone my age?

424
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,685
I definitely don't.
And you don't count

425
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,145
because you have
old lady energy.

426
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,229
Oh, she really does.

427
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,440
72 is where I'd put her.
Maybe 75.

428
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,567
That's flattering,
but I'll do this part.

429
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,943
I can just girl-talk.

430
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,486
- Can you?
- Yeah.

431
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,155
I don't think so.

432
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:18,199
Really, just go hunt around
Ben's dressing room for clues.

433
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,826
But he keeps his
dressing room locked.

434
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,411
Ah, don't worry.

435
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,747
I brought my jimmy keys.
See? I can be helpful.

436
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,830
You guys okay out here?

437
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,624
Hey, mama!

438
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,169
Yeah, we're like,
uh, yass and work

439
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,588
and slay and yass

440
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,882
over here, like, yeah.

441
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,467
Yass, queens!

442
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,013
Mama? Mm-mm.

443
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,183
You're gonna love this.
Technically, it is dog food,

444
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,810
but my kibble is a
hundred percent human-grade.

445
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,146
Barley, chia seed,
and essence of sod.

446
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,356
And a bunch of other shit.

447
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,149
It also helps with heartworm.

448
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,232
Thanks.

449
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,033
Do you need to get that?

450
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,993
No, it's okay.

451
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,829
So, you manage all this?

452
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,874
Businesses, TikTok,
an acting career?

453
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,167
You know how it is.

454
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,211
Being our age in New York?

455
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,505
I mean, you have to hustle
if you wanna make it here.

456
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,839
Right.

457
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,968
Well, I imagine that must
be hard, juggling everything.

458
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,221
And a boyfriend.

459
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,598
Who said anything
about a boyfriend?

460
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,059
Oh, there were… rumors.

461
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,353
You and Ben.

462
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,856
A show-mance?

463
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,529
You know, as I
go on hour three

464
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,905
of watching you struggle
with this lock,

465
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,074
it occurs to me that
we should run the patter song.

466
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,200
Don't need to. I'm good.

467
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,077
You've never once been good.

468
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,704
I said I'm good.

469
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,124
Well!

470
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,629
Ugh, Jesus.

471
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,798
We're in a dead man's
dressing room

472
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,758
filled with dead flowers.

473
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,844
Doesn't get worse than this.

474
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,638
Oh, actually, it does.

475
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,439
So, like everyone else,

476
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,399
you assumed I was
sleeping with Ben?

477
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,052
It's okay.

478
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,193
It's all part of being

479
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,070
the young woman
on the show.

480
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,949
The ingénue. Everyone thinks
that you're out to bed the star.

481
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,827
And in a way, I was.

482
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,287
I'm confused.

483
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,831
It wasn't sex that I wanted.
It was an endorsement.

484
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,292
One stupid post from Ben

485
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,085
about how he couldn't live
without my serum.

486
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,920
I even wrote him the copy.

487
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,590
"I might be CoBro in the movies,
but in real life,

488
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,383
I don't wanna walk
around with snake skin."

489
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,010
Yeah, that could
use some work.

490
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,678
It was a first pass.

491
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,598
The point is
he promised that he'd help me,

492
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,266
and h-he made this
whole thing about

493
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,101
empowering
female entrepreneurs.

494
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,728
Then, he backed out
at the last minute.

495
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,063
Which is why I felt fine

496
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,773
selling his opening night gift
on eBay.

497
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,816
The hanky.

498
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,193
I got a
few hundred bucks for it,

499
00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,903
but…

500
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,697
now I feel guilty about
giving away the only thing

501
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,657
that I'll ever have from him.

502
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:08,536
You know, Ben wasn't easy,
but he could be sweet.

503
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,581
He was hard on himself.

504
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,542
Oh, my God, you should have
seen him on opening night.

505
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,796
H-He was panicking about
this red mark on his face.

506
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,006
Red mark?
How did he get it?

507
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,091
I don't know.

508
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,342
But he called in
someone else

509
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,927
to help him cover it up.

510
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,970
Meanwhile, I am drowning
in this serum

511
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,223
that I can't sell
to save my life.

512
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:31,184
Granted, it is just Vaseline
mixed with club soda,

513
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,852
but I put it in a
really cute bottle.

514
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,605
Kimber, this is
really important.

515
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,941
Who was in Ben's
dressing room with him?

516
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,777
I have no idea.
But, whoever it was

517
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,030
was really talented
because when he came out,

518
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,699
the red mark was gone.

519
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,912
Uh, hold that thought.

520
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,377
Holy shit.

521
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:13,309
Okay, whose lipstick is this?

522
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,103
I would imagine
it belongs to our killer.

523
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,147
- I have a theory.
- Yeah?

524
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,773
Goldie the wardrobe lady!

525
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:19,843
Why do you say that?

526
00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,401
'Cause she's
utterly replaceable.

527
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:23,486
It won't affect our show
one way or another

528
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,071
if Goldie the wardrobe lady
goes to jail.

529
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,158
The key here is to
find a murderer

530
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,701
that won't cost me the Tony.

531
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,578
Great.
That was a real help.

532
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,246
Apologies, I have to go home.

533
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,498
Joy keeps texting me
photos of piranha,

534
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,126
and I'm slightly scared she
bought one for our fish tank.

535
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,128
- You've got this handled, Mabel?
- What?

536
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:43,131
Sure. I've got all of this.

537
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:07,864
Can we make this quick?

538
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,909
Mabel.

539
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,912
- I hug now.
- I don't.

540
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:20,001
Nice transformation.
I read about it.

541
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:21,378
Your nightly mud bath?

542
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,546
Did I say that?
God, I am a hoot.

543
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,299
You know, it's amazing
the amount of steaming horseshit

544
00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,885
you can feed the American public
if you tell them it's organic.

545
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,054
So, all of that was fake?

546
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,056
Your year of reading
and learning

547
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,100
and "getting serious
about breathwork"?

548
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,351
I did a lot of it.

549
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,895
I went on a silent retreat.

550
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,980
At one point, I squatted
over a mirror

551
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:42,482
and celebrated my vulva.

552
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,484
But I think I've
put my time in.

553
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,860
I figure two more weeks
in these tunics,

554
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:47,862
and I can get back to
doing what I really love.

555
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,072
Which is…?

556
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,990
Same as you. Murder.

557
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,326
Sit! Let me
make you some tea.

558
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,453
There's something
I wanna talk to you about.

559
00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:58,331
Oh, come on.
What else have you got to do?

560
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:08,675
Sorry, we're late. Our cats
were having a play date.

561
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:09,968
Ah.
You'll be happy to know

562
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:11,761
Sevelyn hit it off
with Chopin.

563
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,596
It was a little awkward
at first, but…

564
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,348
Hard to oversell just how

565
00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:16,933
disinterested I am
in this story.

566
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,643
Okay,
let's get started.

567
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:22,439
Charles, I cannot wait to see
your newly flawless patter song.

568
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,941
- Whoa!
- Tom, if you will.

569
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,362
Here we go.
Okay.

570
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:33,199
And Charles! Remember,
these babies are homicidal.

571
00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:35,410
- Sing.
- Thank you, Tom.

572
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,306
I-I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

573
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,767
What the hell is happening
with your hands?

574
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,977
Oh, I'm just…
I'm just keeping the beat.

575
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:03,229
It's a little choreo
that I came up with,

576
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,815
and, uh, I think it
adds a little zazz, don't you?

577
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,026
Sorry, were you whisking?

578
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,070
Why label it?

579
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,322
It's just th-the Constable
coming through me.

580
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,742
I don't know what he's doing.
H-He's got his own life.

581
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,786
Well, I hate it! Just sing.

582
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:18,912
Oh, but I think
it'd be good…

583
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:21,081
Hands behind your
back, Charles!

584
00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:22,374
Thanks.

585
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:18,179
Well, my pants are still on,
so that's a good sign.

586
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:20,932
I have never heard
filth,

587
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,434
like what just came
outta your mouth!

588
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:24,352
Tom is a Christian, Charles!

589
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:27,564
Take the day, Tom!
Find a priest! Pray it out!

590
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,858
I'm sorry, Tom! I don't know…
Shh!

591
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:32,402
I'm taking control
of this situation now.

592
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:33,653
Step into my office!

593
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:40,952
It's this song!
It's making me mental!

594
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,871
Is it the song?

595
00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:45,540
Look, Charles,
I'm no psychoanalyst…

596
00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:48,501
although I did talk Idina Menzel
off a literal ledge once.

597
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:49,627
Story for another time.

598
00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,465
But I'm wondering if there
isn't something more going on.

599
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:54,548
Like what?

600
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,509
Like Joy moving in.

601
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,888
That's a huge life change.

602
00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:02,432
Ever since I met you,
you've been alone.

603
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:03,892
Well, you've been alone, too.

604
00:28:03,975 --> 00:28:06,811
Yes, but not in the sad,
tragic way you were.

605
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,231
Alright.

606
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,776
I admit, I'm struggling.

607
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:16,613
I don't know what's
wrong with me.

608
00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,783
I wanna be the guy
who can do this,

609
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,911
who can share his home
with a woman,

610
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:26,122
and, if necessary, 62 fish.

611
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,457
That's a lot of fish.

612
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,958
It is, right?

613
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,669
Look, I'm gonna go
against my instincts here

614
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,379
and say something
nice to you.

615
00:28:33,004 --> 00:28:34,964
Maybe you don't
need to change.

616
00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:38,176
Maybe you are who you are,
and that's enough.

617
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,432
I suppose some people
are meant to be alone.

618
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,435
And maybe I'm one of them.

619
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,729
But, how can I ask
her to move out?

620
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,231
She just moved in.

621
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,024
You'll find the words.

622
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:56,027
Just keep it simple
and don't overthink it.

623
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:58,905
Well, you could stand
to take your own advice.

624
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:02,033
Hey, this moment is about
your emotional shortcomings,

625
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:03,019
not mine.

626
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,369
Oh. And not about

627
00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,871
you overthinking
your big date?

628
00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:13,003
Fine.

629
00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:25,348
Send.

630
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,102
Here's the thing.

631
00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,771
If I go back to true crime,
it has to be strategic.

632
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:34,774
- That's where you come in.
- Me? What the hell would I do?

633
00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:36,484
Be my partner.

634
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:39,320
The Bloody Mabel Show
produced by Cinda Canning.

635
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,573
I already have partners.

636
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:43,700
The old guys?
No, they're busy,

637
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,661
putting together another bomb
of a Broadway show.

638
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:47,829
Which leaves you where?

639
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,164
Also, what are you gonna do

640
00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:52,292
when people stop keeling over
at the Arconia?

641
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:53,960
Have you thought
about that? No, no.

642
00:29:54,044 --> 00:29:57,047
Bloody Mabel is already
feeling very last season.

643
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,215
You might wanna
monetize it soon,

644
00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:00,675
or you will have
missed the boat.

645
00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,886
I might sell kombucha.

646
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,930
Or open boxes on YouTube.
You know, do a side hustle.

647
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,558
It took you a year to paint a
wall in your aunt's apartment.

648
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,810
Hustle is not exactly
your middle name.

649
00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:12,854
What I'm offering
is structure.

650
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,064
A paycheck.

651
00:30:14,606 --> 00:30:17,192
Look, you maybe
need a comeback,

652
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:18,318
but I don't.

653
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:20,111
I'm deep in a case right now.

654
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,989
You're… Wait, what?

655
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,868
Ben Glenroy.

656
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:30,372
Oh, you lucky bitch!

657
00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:33,166
It's like these murders
just fall in your lap!

658
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,584
Of course!

659
00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:36,002
Like you were just
gonna stand by

660
00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:37,629
and hope that the police
got it right.

661
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,799
Well, I haven't
gotten very far.

662
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,592
Our best lead
just fizzled out.

663
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,302
You can crack this.

664
00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,429
As long as you have
the right partner.

665
00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:49,182
Look, the guys are distracted.

666
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,475
And old.

667
00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:52,477
Sometimes, they get food
stuck on their chin

668
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,145
and they don't know it
and I have to flick it off,

669
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:55,230
and that's kind of a bummer,

670
00:30:55,313 --> 00:30:56,773
but I don't know.

671
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,775
They're my guys.

672
00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,443
That's beautiful.

673
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,654
What about money?
Money changes minds.

674
00:31:02,737 --> 00:31:04,030
I'm gonna write you a check.

675
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,824
I don't want it.

676
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,742
What if I add another zero?

677
00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:08,993
No.

678
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:10,286
Another?

679
00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:17,737
No.

680
00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:18,697
Okay, good,

681
00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:20,171
because that's actually
too much.

682
00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:21,381
But think on it,

683
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:22,841
because that offer is still
on the table.

684
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,217
The middle offer,
not the final one.

685
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,593
I don't know what I
was doing there.

686
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:34,310
So I told the fish, I said,

687
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,812
"Fish, you behave this week,

688
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,981
and I'm gonna get you
a treat." And look!

689
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,983
Treasure!

690
00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,029
We should talk.

691
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:47,157
You know, check in
about how it's going with us,

692
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,658
uh, living together.

693
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,827
It's been 48 hours.

694
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,996
Well, you know, Joy,
I've, uh,

695
00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,957
I've always been,
uh, living alone.

696
00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,209
I mean, I've cohabitated
here and there,

697
00:31:58,293 --> 00:32:00,628
but even then,
I found myself

698
00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:02,297
mostly hiding in the bathroom,

699
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,215
waiting for the
other person to leave,

700
00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:05,592
so we wouldn't find ourselves

701
00:32:05,675 --> 00:32:07,260
standing in the same
room together.

702
00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:09,721
You know, which,
which can be so awkward.

703
00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:13,016
Charlie,
you are a grade-A weirdo,

704
00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,894
but I'm good for you,
and you're good for me.

705
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,312
It's like the fish.

706
00:32:17,395 --> 00:32:19,939
It takes a minute to get
the pH in the tank right,

707
00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:21,232
but once you do…

708
00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:25,695
What's your point, honey?

709
00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:29,282
Oh, the point?
Oh, well, uh, the point…

710
00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:17,038
Whatever I did, I'm sorry.

711
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:23,086
Sorry? Charles-Haden Savage,
I'd be honored.

712
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,255
The answer is yes!

713
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,091
I would love to marry you!

714
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,971
Well, th-this is a fun twist.

715
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:36,224
Congratulations?

716
00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:38,935
Can you believe it?
We're getting hitched!

717
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,525
You found my lipstick.

718
00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:49,154
As if this wasn't already
the best day of my life.

719
00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:52,490
Nothing I hate more
than an incomplete set.

720
00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:00,850
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