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- Are you going out on a date?
- Date?

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No! Tobert has a suspect he has a lead on.

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I'm meeting him for a stakeout,

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and the place has a dress code.

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Jonathan? Howard's sweet boyfriend
was your guy?

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Who else had more to gain
from him dying, you know?

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Who's he hugging hello?

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He's wearing a red coat and a cap.

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That was Ben's private doctor.

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One of those, uh, celebrity-concierge,

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anything-you-need
prescription-filler types.

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You're here!

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Welcome to my slice of New York.

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Hey, you know who was
a real fucking pig?

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Ben Glenroy.

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You didn't mean to propose to me?

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No, I didn't.

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Mabel, be my partner.

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I already have partners.

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The old guys? No, they're busy

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putting together another
bomb of a Broadway show,

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which leaves you where?

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Shall I draw us a bath?

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Oliver?

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I'm waiting…

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Theaters are known
for their ghosts.

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Take the Goosebury.

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In 1919,

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Gideon Goosebury was a rising star

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on the Great White Way.

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But on opening night,

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playing the lovesick chimney sweep

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in Ashes to Ashes,

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a 300-pound sandbag
came loose from the rafters

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and brained him in the middle
of his second-act monologue.

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Legend has it,

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if you don't sweep Gideon's energy off the
stage every night,

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he'll find a way to curse your show.

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There was the cholera outbreak

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that tore through
the company of Hamlet in 1949,

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John Gielgud's crippling shingles attack

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during The Iceman Cometh revival in '88,

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and now the death of Ben Glenroy.

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When you make the stage
a part of your life,

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it can be hard to escape
your personal ghosts, too.

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Your obsessions.

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Your failures.

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Just when you think you've broken free

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from your old patterns,

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boom.

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They come back to haunt you.

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I know, President McKinley,

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Joy took everything.

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Except you and me.

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The guys with the attitude problems.

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But, we'll be fine.

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We have each other.

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But what do you do
when your future starts haunting you?

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The choices you'll never make.
The lives you'll never lead?

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What's more dangerous

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than someone whose dreams have died?

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Howard! What's wrong?

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I have something I need to confess.

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I killed Ben Glenroy.

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Legend has it,

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three sweeps to the north,

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three sweeps to the south,

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you're safe.

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I did that every night
during Death Rattle.

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But on opening night,

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I didn't sweep

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and Ben died!

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Hold on.

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I thought you said you killed Ben Glenroy.

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Yes.
Now, you're saying

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a ghost killed Ben Glenroy.

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Yes, Charles! It's perfectly simple!

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I was protecting our show
from a malevolent spirit

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with a nightly sweeping ritual.

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But on opening night,

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I went to get the broom from KT's office,

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and it was locked.

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Strange noises coming from within.

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I should've found her.

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I should've gotten the key.

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But I try to never interact with KT

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because of her casual cruelty.

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And her breath.

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So I didn't sweep, and five hours later,

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Ben was dead!

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Howard, why haven't you
told anyone about this before?

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I guess I convinced myself
it was all in my head.

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But then, this morning,

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I saw him.

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Who?

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I was at the theater.

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I was sweeping,

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because we're moving back
into the theater tomorrow

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and I wanna make sure
it's completely ghost-free.

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And I heard a noise.

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Hello?

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Is someone there?

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I know Krav Maga!

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And there he was,

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in his signature cap and red coat.

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I said…

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Gideon Goosebury!

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Is that you?

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And he said…

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Sure…

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Howard, I hate to break it to you,

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but ghosts aren't real.

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Oh, of course, they are.

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Ho! Man in towel!

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Yes, Charles, I'm aware.

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Oh.

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Spoiler alert.
Nope,

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not the correct usage of that whatsoever.

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- Plot twist?
- Still no.

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- Mm-mm.
- You know,

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I shot a ghost hunter doc once,

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and we spent an entire night
aboard the haunted Queen Mary.

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Around 3:00 AM, alone in the dining room,

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I saw her with my own two eyes,
the Lady in White.

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Did you know that Queen Mary

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was England's first queen regnant?

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A lot of people think it was
Matilda from the 12th century,

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but she was never actually crowned.

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Charles, if the goal was to offer

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a more interesting anecdote,

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we're headed in the wrong direction.

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Hello!

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Is anyone hearing what I'm saying?

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There is a murderous ghost
loose in our theater right now,

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and he's coming for one of us next!

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Oh! God! I'm telling you…

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Howard, breathe!

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Hey, just, uh, give us a moment. Hm?

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Hey, what's up with your tooth?

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Oh, it's a temporary. If I like it,

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the dentist says he'll
do the rest to match.

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What do you think?

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- Bright.
- Oh.

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- Like a headlight.
- Ah.

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Okay. Obviously, Howard
didn't see an actual ghost

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but I still think it's
worthwhile us going over there.

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Oh, I totally agree.

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S… (chuckles) Sorry, we're
having a conversation here.

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Mabel, did you hear what he said
about the cap and the red coat?

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- I mean, it kinda sounds like…
- Ben's doctor?

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I had the same thought.
Jesus.

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Yeah, so he saw us last night,

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and then realized he'd been made…

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So he goes straight to
the theater this morning

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to cover his tracks.

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Exactly.

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I mean, if he and Jonathan
are behind the poisoning,

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then they'd definitely wanna
make sure there's no evidence.

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That's good.

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Oh, sorry. Hi! We're still here.

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Yeah, the original three
who came into the dining room.

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Yeah, remember that?

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Yeah.

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Uh, you suspect Jonathan now?

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And you're investigating with this guy?

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Jonathan was Ben's understudy.
That's a pretty big motive.

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And I told you I was going on a stakeout
with Tobert last night.

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Oh yeah. Right. I forgot.

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I was probably preoccupied with Joy,

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who left me, by the way.

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Spoiler alert.

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Wait, Joy left you? When?

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- Yesterday.
- Are you okay, Charles?

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Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.

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This is not my first rodeo.

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This old clown's been
bucked by Lady Love before

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and got back up to ride again.

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Yee-haw!

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- Very convincing.
- Well, the point is

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I'm completely fine,

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and Joy did not write "Fucking Pig."

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Well, someone did.

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Is it possible this ghost thing

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is Howard trying to cover for Jonathan?

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He sounded genuinely distraught.

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And we all know that Howard can't
act his way out of a damp paper bag.

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Here's a thought.
Why don't I go with Howard

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to the theater alone?

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I'll throw him a bone.

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We can look into
his ghost thing, you know?

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What?

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Nothing, it's just surprising.

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You haven't exactly been
driving this investigation.

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In fact, you've been anti-investigation.

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Well, why don't I make it up to you

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with a little solo mish?

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Mish is short for, for mishegoss.

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No way. I'm coming, too.

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If you're going, so am I.

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Alright, I'm gonna tell Tobert.

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Wait! Mabel, a word?

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You know, we're kind of a trio.

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And we're not hiring.

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Alright, fine.

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This'll be fun, the three of us together.

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I've missed this.

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Hey! Jack, Janet, and Chrissy,
can we speed this up, please?

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It's a Three's Company reference!

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Those were the original
character names on the show

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before they changed Chrissy to Cindy!

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Why the fuck am I yelling?

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know! Because there is

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a murderous ghost on the loose!

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It's dark in here.

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Except for the ghost light.

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Whoever Howard saw might still be here.

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Keep it down.

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I'm sorry.

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I was saying the ghost light

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is an old theater tradition.

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It has to stay on at all times,

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and it never ever goes out.

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Nonbeliever says what?

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That was kinda strange.

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No, no, KT probably did it.
She must be here running cues.

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Why don't you all go see

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if she's in the booth behind the balcony,

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and I'll look around the dressing rooms?

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Good? Good.

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No! We have to stick together.

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That's right. First rule
of every horror movie.

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Never get separated.

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All this commotion can't be good
for President McKinley.

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The fish is named President McKinley?

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Why is he here with us again?

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Imagine you're in a fish tank
all day long, and you look out,

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and you see two people walking by.

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And then one day, you only see one.

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He could be traumatized.

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That's exactly how Gideon died.

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It is?

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Could Gideon be out for me now?

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Charles, do not make this all about you!

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Okay, maybe it is about you.

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Oh God, oh God, oh God.

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Broom! I need that broom!

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Damn it, Howard, you made me
fuck up my highlighting.

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KT, we may have an issue.

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The issue is I was just nearly killed
by two falling sandbags.

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Ladies and gentlemen, stay calm.

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I'm gonna need everyone
to keep the stage clear

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while I safety check the flies.

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Now, who has small hands
who can help me test the ropes?

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Take Howard. He has hands
like an American Girl doll.

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- I do not.
- Howard, go with KT.

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Do literally whatever she says.

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Hey.

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- Is this an attendance sheet?
- Yeah, it's a sign-in sheet.

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You sign in when you come in at half hour.

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Handwriting samples from the whole cast.

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We can use this to compare

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to the "Fucking Pig" on Ben's mirror.

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Oh, I don't know. I don't think
that would be very helpful.

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It's exactly the kind of thing
that you would do.

265
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,877
I basically pulled it from
the Oliver Putnam playbook.

266
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,463
Well, that playbook is mine to play with,

267
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,298
so gimme that.

268
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,593
Is he leaking? His water seems low.

269
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,888
I still don't understand
why you brought him.

270
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,307
Oh. Well,

271
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,893
this is a little embarrassing
to say, but…

272
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,813
this fish is all I have right now.

273
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,232
It's not like all of us
have hot, new boyfriends.

274
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,401
Tobert is not my boyfriend.

275
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,319
Oh, so you do pronounce the final T.

276
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,821
It's not like a French cheese.

277
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,905
Tobere…

278
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,573
Uh, garçon? S'il vous plait,

279
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,367
I would like a le Tobere.

280
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,369
- Oh, oui, monsieur. Et votre…
- Okay!

281
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,246
I'm just gonna cut you off at the cheese.

282
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,329
Well…

283
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,208
did you record with him for our podcast?

284
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,543
- No!
- Well,

285
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,169
you showed him our Murder Board.

286
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,464
And how about our red string?
Did you let his handsome fingers

287
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,842
move our red string around?

288
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,635
- Charles.
- Well, how can we trust you

289
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,178
with confidential case information

290
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,806
when we know you might share it
with a stranger at any moment?

291
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,809
How can you trust me? Wha… I…

292
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,728
A-And he's not a stranger.

293
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,397
We just have to be careful
who we get involved with.

294
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,606
Yeah, and I think I have

295
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,692
a better track record with that than you.

296
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,069
Tobert has done more for this case

297
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,237
in the past two days

298
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,406
than you have the past two weeks.

299
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,784
Okay, yeah. But, I've been busy.

300
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,870
Yeah, but I…

301
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,789
- Where the hell is Oliver?
- You know,

302
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,708
President McKinley is definitely leaking.

303
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,251
I need to find something to put him in.

304
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,378
I think there's a props closet
down the hall.

305
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,755
Yeah, you go ahead and do that,

306
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,007
Oliver can do whatever
the hell he's doing,

307
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,427
and I'll keep investigating,
alone, as usual!

308
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,862
I really don't see it.

309
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,616
How many ways are there
to write an F anyway?

310
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,120
Son of a bitch.

311
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,665
Guys?

312
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,920
Th-There's something here
I think you should see.

313
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,299
Hello?

314
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,467
Is someone there?

315
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,305
I also know Krav Maga!

316
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:08,889
Hello?

317
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,352
I'm coming up, so…

318
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,355
I'm here.

319
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,024
So…

320
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,953
My God, this looks like

321
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,788
the Phantom of the Opera's
college dorm room.

322
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,714
You're right. I never
should have brought you here.

323
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,345
Hello. Get you a little water.

324
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,848
No problem. Ooh.

325
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,602
You're an indoor fish,
you belong in a tank.

326
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,772
Water is water, right?

327
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,028
Hey, who loves ya?
Go ahead, stretch out.

328
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,821
I'll be back to get you when we're done.

329
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,117
Hello?

330
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,952
Really?

331
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,081
Hello? Hello!

332
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,959
No need to panic.

333
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,753
My friends will notice I'm gone,

334
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,338
and they'll come back to get me.

335
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,843
I said don't panic!

336
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,264
Ow!

337
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,600
Jesus Christ, you bit me.

338
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,394
Yeah, well, that's just the tip
of the incisor, you fucking…

339
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,024
Jerry? Jerry Blau?

340
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,818
Oliver. Oh, thank God, a fellow director.

341
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,029
You shouldn't sneak up
on people like that, Jerry!

342
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,573
I'm not a young man! You could've given
me a heart attack!

343
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,908
I'm sorry, Ollie.

344
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,160
I thought you were someone
coming to kick me out.

345
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,661
What are you doing here?

346
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,331
Donna fired you off this show a year ago.

347
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,708
Are you living in here?

348
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,795
No. I mean, yes. I'm squatting.

349
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:05,340
But there's a rich tradition
of that in the theater, right?

350
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,883
Right.

351
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,802
I did spend a complicated three months

352
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,012
living in Maureen Stapleton's mud room.

353
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,514
But this is a different situation!

354
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,182
You shouldn't be here, Jerry.

355
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,726
Just you wait. I can explain.

356
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,269
Have a seat.

357
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,774
Can I interest you in a snack?

358
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,359
Uh, no, I'm good. Thanks.

359
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,278
It's so nice having company.

360
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,864
Oh!

361
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,411
Charles? Oliver?

362
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,380
- Tobert?
- Wow. Look,

363
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,966
I know that you wanted
to be with your guys, okay?

364
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,300
But I decided to tail Jonathan,

365
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,719
and he led me right here to the theater.

366
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,012
Shh.

367
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,513
That's him.

368
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,889
Alright, come on. Let's go.

369
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,392
Maybe unhand me?

370
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,227
- Oh! Yeah, sorry.
- Thanks.

371
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,604
Hey, I'm glad you came.

372
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,693
You don't like me, do you?

373
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,278
You're irrelevant to the show.

374
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,447
Therefore, you're irrelevant to me.

375
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,907
Irrelevant? I have been
protecting this show

376
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,326
from negative spirits since day one.

377
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,495
And if you hadn't locked
your office on opening night,

378
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,872
I wouldn't have missed a day,

379
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,999
and Ben Glenroy might still be alive.

380
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,335
First of all,
my office door is never locked.

381
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,919
It was locked on opening night.

382
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,423
Not by me it wasn't.
And what negative spirits?

383
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,217
Not Gideon.

384
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,886
You know about Gideon?

385
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,804
Fuck it, Howard,

386
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,307
I've done 43 shows in this building!

387
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,059
Of course I know about Gideon!

388
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,273
But do you know how dangerous he can be?

389
00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:47,942
I do. That's why I was sweeping.

390
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,113
Fuckin' amateur hour.
Sweeping does nothing.

391
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,282
- It doesn't?
- Mm-mm.

392
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,995
This is the closest I've ever
come to my dream job,

393
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,413
and I fucked it up.

394
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,041
Your dream job was to be an assistant?

395
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,417
No, an actor.

396
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,127
I always wanted to act.

397
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,338
But then, in junior high,

398
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,632
I got cast as John Proctor
in The Crucible.

399
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:11,716
Mm.

400
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,387
It was thrilling at first.

401
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,848
Feeling the spotlight warm my face

402
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,935
the first time I delivered
my big monologue.

403
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,440
But after the show, my mother told me

404
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,443
my stage voice was matronly and shrill.

405
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,861
She said she never wanted to

406
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,030
hear me use that voice again in public.

407
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:39,411
So I quit before I even began.

408
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,497
Damn.

409
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,460
I always wanted to
be a director.

410
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,422
But that ship has sailed.

411
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,340
Don't say that.

412
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,050
You're not Gideon.

413
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,553
You're not dead… yet.

414
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,100
You don't sweep Gideon away.

415
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,728
You have to include him. Come on.

416
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,359
How long have I been abandoned?

417
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,319
One hour? Five hours?

418
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,572
Nice to know I'm missed, huh?

419
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,907
You know what?

420
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,869
Maybe you're right.

421
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,455
If you piss off everyone in your tank,

422
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,666
how can you blame them
when you end up alone?

423
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,462
Wh-Why did I have to make fun
of that guy's name? "Tobert."

424
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,547
It's a perfectly good name!

425
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,300
But we're gonna
get through this, you and me.

426
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,469
You don't mind if I relieve myself, do ya?

427
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,387
I had two cups of coffee,

428
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,931
and who knows how long
we're gonna be in here.

429
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,730
After Donna fired me,

430
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,066
Marshall and I had a dispute

431
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,319
about my ability to
continue paying our mortgage,

432
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,781
and I was asked to vacate the premises.

433
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,283
Luckily, this place is free,

434
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,578
as long as I don't get caught. Shh…

435
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,705
So, you're the ghost?

436
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,668
Uh, your manservant
spotted me this morning.

437
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,630
I heard him ranting
about Gideon Goosebury,

438
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,299
and I thought if
I could pretend to be him,

439
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,094
offer a few frights, drop a few sandbags,

440
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,970
it might scare you all off.

441
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,348
Long shot, I know, but…

442
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,726
is there also any chance
that you killed Ben Glenroy?

443
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,270
Really, Oliver? I'm offended.

444
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,649
I may have suffered
a minor career setback,

445
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,568
but I'm not a monster!

446
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,738
Ah! Oh, my G… Is that a rat?

447
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,617
You came on a good night.

448
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,203
I doubt I'll have a good night ever again.

449
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,917
You okay, Ollie?

450
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,965
You know the first rule of theater?

451
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:59,467
Don't feed Hugh Jackman after midnight.

452
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,720
- The other one.
- Oh!

453
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,472
You fell in love with one of your actors.

454
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,682
Yes.

455
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,601
- Lady with the braids?
- Mm-hmm.

456
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,897
Now you're worried
because of her violent temper.

457
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,735
What? Wh-What violent temper?

458
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,320
Well, you know what happened
backstage on opening night?

459
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,824
Oh! You don't know.

460
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,701
Well (laughs) luckily,

461
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,037
you're not the only director here.

462
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,124
Voila. Puppets.

463
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,417
Oh, good lord.

464
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,046
See? I keep busy.

465
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,089
So then, I say to the guy,

466
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,215
"Look, if you're so tough,

467
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,801
then you ride the moped
into the chimp enclosure."

468
00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,387
And he goes… (laughs) he go…

469
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,476
Mr. President!

470
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,446
- Thank you.
- Uh… Give those back.

471
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,949
- What's this?
- "Dr. Hiram Camareri."

472
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,034
Dr. C, I presume?

473
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,160
I don't know what you're talking about.

474
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,703
Come on, Jonathan,
you know we just saw you

475
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,288
with Ben's doctor last night.

476
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,210
Alright. Fine.

477
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,422
I've been really anxious

478
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,633
since taking over Ben's part.

479
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:24,094
It's a lot of pressure being the lead.

480
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,470
So I asked Dr. C for some help.

481
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,097
He could get Ben anything he wanted.

482
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:30,934
So he gave me the "Leading Man cocktail."

483
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,521
It's a mix of beta blockers,
Propecia, HGH,

484
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,107
and just a dash of methamphetamine.

485
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,360
All the same things Ben was taking.

486
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:43,113
So you didn't wanna be the lead?

487
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,447
No.

488
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,492
And please don't tell Howard.

489
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,536
He wouldn't understand.

490
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:51,079
It's his dream,

491
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:54,165
but he has no idea what it's like

492
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:57,752
to carry the weight of an
entire show on your shoulders.

493
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,101
Everybody knows

494
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,353
you don't take a fish
in the theater, you idiot!

495
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,231
Oh, jeez!

496
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,992
President McKinley! Oh!

497
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,493
Ho! Ho! Ho!

498
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:34,039
I saved you from your
second assassination attempt.

499
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,498
This is the universe telling us

500
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,708
that no matter what kind of hardships,

501
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,044
we… Wait. Is that an intercom?

502
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,046
Hello? This is Charles.

503
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,630
This is… I'm in the p… Can you hear me?

504
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,714
I'm in the prop room!

505
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:44,758
Th… Jee…

506
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,009
Hey!

507
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,053
Shit!

508
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,144
Ah! Ah! Ah…

509
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,106
H-Hey.

510
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,401
I think, uh, we got a smoke issue!

511
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:10,367
Now, at half hour
on the night in question,

512
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,871
I saw Braids Lady

513
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,041
jawboning with Mr. Movie Star Man

514
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,752
while they were rehearsing
their big fight scene

515
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,171
on the steps of the lighthouse.

516
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,548
Something set her off.

517
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,926
Probably Movie Man
taking the stage-choking

518
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,719
a scooch too far.

519
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,972
He gets rough, so she gets in his face

520
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,725
and calls him, and I quote,

521
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:39,354
"A cock-sucking ding dong."

522
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:40,772
That doesn't sound like her.

523
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,273
I'm up in the rafters.

524
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,609
I'm only getting every third word.

525
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:48,029
It could have been "fucking pig."

526
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,740
Anyway, now,

527
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,909
the Albino Fella comes along.

528
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,452
You mean Charles?

529
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,163
The has-been with the hair, yeah.

530
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,582
He comes right in the middle
of all of this

531
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,626
and clocks Mr. Movie Star

532
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,295
right in the kisser.

533
00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,463
Blammo!

534
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,674
Charles punched Ben?

535
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,760
You didn't know any of this?

536
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,224
Are you sure this'll work?

537
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,810
It's worked 42 times before.

538
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,478
And this is the actual monologue

539
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,355
Gideon was giving the moment he died?

540
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,734
Yep. Now, call him to the stage.

541
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,155
Gideon, are you there?

542
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,323
Oh, come on! Use your stage voice!

543
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,909
Sing out, Louise!

544
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,707
- Oh, Gideon.
- Your stage voice!

545
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,584
Oh, Gideon!

546
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:46,338
We come not to banish but to praise you!

547
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,923
Join us so we may finish

548
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:52,218
your great unfinished work!

549
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,678
Don't forget to direct me.

550
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:54,804
Oh. Okay.

551
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:01,853
"Oh, Irene, how could a poor sweep like me

552
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:05,357
ever hope to win the love
of a fine lady like yourself?"

553
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,817
- It's a strong start.
- Thanks.

554
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,612
If you are seeing this video,

555
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,614
it means that I am dead.

556
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:13,990
I perished alone

557
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:17,077
with only a fish as my witness.

558
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:18,870
Now, I know what you're thinking.

559
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,580
You're thinking, "Charles,
why didn't you scream?"

560
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:21,663
Well, I did!

561
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,625
"Why didn't you call somebody
on your phone?"

562
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,544
Because I'm in a closet with no bars!

563
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,214
"Why didn't you use your jimmy keys?"

564
00:26:29,297 --> 00:26:30,924
Jimmy keys?

565
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,471
Hello, baby.

566
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:38,807
What do we really know?

567
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:40,642
Loretta hated Ben.

568
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,268
She was violent towards Ben.

569
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,521
She had a motive
and opportunity to kill Ben.

570
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:47,899
But, does that make her
a murderer or just…

571
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:49,943
quirky?

572
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,823
God, I'm screwed, aren't I?

573
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:59,160
Oliver, how far do you and I go back?

574
00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,663
All the way back to
our original hairlines.

575
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:06,501
All the way back to the dawn
of Off-Off-Off-Broadway.

576
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:10,088
And back then, you told me
the key to directing.

577
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,673
Yes, I remember.

578
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:13,842
- Remind me.
- You said,

579
00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:16,928
"The only wrong choice is no choice.

580
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,763
Indecision is death."

581
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:23,018
I said that? Jesus, it's so bleak.

582
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:25,186
You are not a young man, Oliver.

583
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:27,522
You said so yourself.

584
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:30,817
It's time to shit or get off the bucket.

585
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,445
Choose what matters to you,

586
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:37,490
and then do whatever you
have to do to get it.

587
00:27:38,241 --> 00:27:39,909
Or you'll end up like me.

588
00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,370
Neither behind the scene or on stage.

589
00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:44,622
More dead than alive.

590
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:49,294
Thanks, Jer. I know what I have to do.

591
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,963
Uh, Oliver, you won't tell
anyone I'm here, right?

592
00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,049
I won't tell. But…

593
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,885
you should really go home to Marshall.

594
00:27:56,968 --> 00:27:58,762
And eat his food?

595
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:06,102
So, Ben was on all of those drugs.

596
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,314
Well, but Jonathan said
the cocktail had a dash of meth.

597
00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:11,274
Why didn't that show up in his autopsy?

598
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,985
Ah! Oh, thank God!

599
00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,863
Charles?

600
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,990
- Mother?
- Charles!

601
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,284
Oh! Mabel! I was trapped.

602
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:22,827
Years went by! Do I have a beard?

603
00:28:22,911 --> 00:28:24,204
Is SNL still on?

604
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,664
You were gone for 20 minutes.

605
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,250
Oh, well, I… I'm parched and I'm weak.

606
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,419
You know what, let me see if I
can find you some electrolytes.

607
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,797
Thank you! Finally,
someone's thinking about me!

608
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,965
Thank you, Tobert!

609
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:37,467
Did you ask him to come down here?

610
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,635
Are we partnering with him now?

611
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,261
He came here on his own

612
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,513
to follow a lead,

613
00:28:41,596 --> 00:28:44,391
like investigators do in an investigation.

614
00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:47,352
Oh, I'm sorry, but who left who
to die in a fog closet?

615
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:48,812
Who left…

616
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,981
I swear, you and Oliver
are working my last nerve today.

617
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,734
Really? Where is Oliver?

618
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:56,485
Hey!

619
00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:01,574
"When I think of you
giving your heart to another,

620
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,494
I die a thousand deaths."

621
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,747
- Bigger!
- "A thousand deaths!"

622
00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,541
Yes, it's working! Okay, pace it up!

623
00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:12,002
"I'll never rest until we're
together as we were meant to be."

624
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,878
Yes! Feel him inside you!

625
00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,589
Gideon!

626
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,300
Gideon is with us!

627
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,887
Oliver, stop! What are you doing?

628
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,848
- I'm making a choice.
- That's evidence!

629
00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:27,350
This isn't a crime scene anymore, Mabel.

630
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:28,518
The police got their guy.

631
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,894
It's a dressing room.

632
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:31,438
And since we're coming
in here tomorrow for rehearsal,

633
00:29:31,521 --> 00:29:32,521
it needs to be cleaned.

634
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:33,982
Oliver, you're crossing a line.

635
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:35,817
Oh, I'm crossing a line?

636
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:39,112
This from the guy who punched Ben Glenroy
on the night of the murder

637
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:41,489
and conveniently forgot
to tell us about it.

638
00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,158
You what? You punched Ben?

639
00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:44,284
Because he attacked Loretta

640
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,535
and I told him to stay away from her.

641
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:46,911
But the real question is,

642
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,080
why is your production so out of control

643
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:51,666
that your actors are beating
each other up on opening night?

644
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,293
Oh, this is my fault, is it?

645
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:54,544
Well, you're the director.

646
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,296
Someone has to be responsible for the fact

647
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:57,756
that your show is a death trap.

648
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,091
Today alone, I almost died three times.

649
00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:04,846
- What?
- Two sandbags and a killer fog.

650
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,973
Well, I'm so, so sorry
for trying to breathe life

651
00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,684
into your dead career
by putting you on Broadway.

652
00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:12,354
My career was not dead.

653
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:15,648
Did you know that Brazzos
wanted to do burrito-sodes?

654
00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:19,986
Thirty-second bonus episodes
available exclusively

655
00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,196
on the Chipotle app.

656
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,073
But I said no,
because I wanted to do this,

657
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,450
which I realize now was a huge mistake!

658
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,118
Oh, it was, huh? Well maybe,

659
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:29,954
I should have hired someone
who could actually sing!

660
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,166
Well, maybe you should have,
because I quit.

661
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,417
- Fine!
- Fine!

662
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:35,543
Charles!

663
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,087
Why didn't you tell me

664
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,672
what happened with Ben on opening night?

665
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,883
Because she was his girlfriend
and I was trying to protect him.

666
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:44,135
'Cause he's my buddy!

667
00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:46,596
Was.
Wait,

668
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,889
Loretta's a part of this, too?

669
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:49,641
What else is she keeping from us?

670
00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:53,061
I don't know and, frankly, I don't care.

671
00:30:53,144 --> 00:30:55,146
Oliver, what the fuck are you doing?

672
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,857
You know, you are like
a dog with a bone, Mabel.

673
00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,860
They arrested someone
for Ben's murder, remember?

674
00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:04,155
And yet, you keep trying to
throw suspicion onto my cast.

675
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,408
You know, I know you've never
had a grownup job before,

676
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,618
but guess what? They matter.

677
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,705
- Wow.
- Oliver.

678
00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:14,040
In a few weeks, Loretta goes on to star

679
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:16,668
in Death Rattle Dazzle, and I finally get

680
00:31:16,751 --> 00:31:18,545
what I've been working for my whole life.

681
00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:20,505
I won't let you jeopardize that!

682
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,507
Cinda was right.

683
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,259
- What does that mean?
- Cinda Canning?

684
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:27,679
Cinda fucking Canning
asked me to partner with her,

685
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:30,515
and I said that I was
already part of a team.

686
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,434
She said that I don't need you guys,

687
00:31:32,517 --> 00:31:35,061
and I'm starting to see that she's right.

688
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:39,232
All I do is put up with your
self-involved insanity!

689
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:42,527
The musical, the White Room, the proposal,

690
00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:45,071
but a man is dead!

691
00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:47,991
A man who actually meant something to me!

692
00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,701
And I'm gonna figure out who did it

693
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:53,121
whether the two of you
give a shit or not! I'm done!

694
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,799
Sometimes,

695
00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:07,302
all you need to banish your ghosts…

696
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:10,597
…is for someone to see you…

697
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,891
Bravo!

698
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,023
…and understand your dreams.

699
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,999
It's only when you're alone…

700
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,005
that the real haunting begins.

701
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:53,074
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