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This is Dickie.

2
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He's not just my manager,
he's also my brother.

3
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- Hands up!
- I didn't do anything.

4
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I think the police
have the wrong guy.

5
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If Gregg had Ben's
handkerchief,

6
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then whose handkerchief was
Ben holding when he died?

7
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Only two other men have
seen this before.

8
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Did you record with
him for our podcast?

9
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No!

10
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We just have
to be careful

11
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who we get involved with.

12
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That phrase you used.
"Fucking Pig."

13
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I did call him that.

14
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Loretta hated Ben.
She was violent towards Ben.

15
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Does that make her a murderer

16
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or just… quirky?

17
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Oliver, what the fuck
are you doing!

18
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You keep trying to
throw suspicion onto my cast.

19
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In a few weeks,

20
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I finally get what I've been
working for my whole life!

21
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Your show is a death trap!

22
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Well, maybe I should
have hired someone

23
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who could actually sing!

24
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I quit!

25
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And I'm gonna figure out
who did it,

26
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whether the two of you
give a shit or not! I'm done!

27
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Believe it or not, I love people.

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Some people.

29
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Oh, wait.

30
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I have something to show you.

31
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What?

32
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Oh, you didn't.

33
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- I did!
- Don't tell… Oy…

34
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every schmuck is getting one.

35
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I don't even know
what they are.

36
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I just don't always trust them.

37
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- Ooh.
- Thank you.

38
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Enjoy.

39
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They have a bad habit
of leaving.

40
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Hey, Uma, new haircut?

41
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Keep it in your pants, perv.

42
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Things, though.

43
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Things I trust.

44
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Things are made to last.

45
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From place to place.

46
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From generation to generation.

47
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It's why I take stuff and keep it,

48
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so the people can stay with me.

49
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If that makes me a
klepto, so be it.

50
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Because when the people
we love are gone

51
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and memories fade,

52
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what the hell else
keeps them alive?

53
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You gotta be
fuckin' kidding me.

54
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Order up!

55
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Sit by the aisle.

56
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Makes the table seem smaller.

57
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Thank you.

58
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Don't even think about it.

59
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I wasn't. I'm reading.
By myself.

60
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Catching up on my reading.

61
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Bunny and I always
used to split it.

62
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We came here every week,
until you idiots killed her.

63
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We didn't kill Bunny.

64
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Pretty jumpy for someone
who didn't kill my best friend.

65
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So where are your friends?
Murder them, too?

66
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So, what happened with
you guys, anyway?

67
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I quit the musical.

68
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Ha! You got shit-canned!

69
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It was ruining my life.

70
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My engagement, my sanity,

71
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my relationship with
President McKinley.

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President McKinley is a fish.

73
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The suspense was killing me.

74
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You know, a real friend
would've cared,

75
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but Oliver only cares
about his show.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

77
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It's tough to lose friends
at our age.

78
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Oh, I'm sure it is
at your age.

79
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But at mine?

80
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Besides, I didn't lose them.
They'll be back.

81
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Well, good thing you've got
plenty of time to wait.

82
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At your age.

83
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I always used to say

84
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there are three
types of people:

85
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alive, dead, and dead to me.

86
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Bunny was dead to me a lot.

87
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Not once did she apologize
when we fought.

88
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So, what, you apologized?

89
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Me? Fuck no! What did I do?

90
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Time passes, you forget
what you're fighting about.

91
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Thank God she
wasn't dead to me

92
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when she actually died.

93
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Oliver and Mabel
aren't gonna die.

94
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In fact, any second now,

95
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they're gonna
reach out and apologize.

96
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Ha, ha!

97
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Hey!

98
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Yes, this is he.

99
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I thought I was already
a friend of the Philharmonic.

100
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I'm sorry, uh, this is…
this is a bad time.

101
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They'll call.

102
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Thanks for breakfast.

103
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Hey! Is that…?

104
00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,782
Oh. Well, he wasn't
gonna use it.

105
00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,118
He? Is that the hanky
Ben was holding

106
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the-the night that he…

107
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- Geez, how much did you order?
- I got lunch and dinner.

108
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Thanks again for helping.

109
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I'm going to miss this place.

110
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You've waited so long to pack.
You're crazy.

111
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Yeah, well…

112
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I've been too obsessed with…

113
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How do you sign "murder"?

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Murder.

115
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Murder.

116
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Any word from the guys
since your fight?

117
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I don't need them.

118
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I'm the only one that
cares about this case.

119
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I just…

120
00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,925
I just need to talk to someone

121
00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,636
who can help me get
closer to what happened.

122
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You could talk to Ben's brother.

123
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Nobody closer to Ben
than him, right?

124
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Do you know Dickie?

125
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I know he's having a silent auction
for Ben's movie stuff…

126
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upstairs today.

127
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I really like CoBro.

128
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Okay.

129
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,732
It's a patter song.

130
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,110
So if you can bring
a little more patter-pep-up.

131
00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,987
This is as… pattery
as I get.

132
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,741
Okay, thank you!
Thanks.

133
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We'll let you know.

134
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Everyone stinks!

135
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Where are the decent actors?
Why are they being kept from me?

136
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I feel like we're working
off old lists!

137
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Like ancient, crusty lists!

138
00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,424
Cliff, darling, please!

139
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You know how upsetting it is
for me when you stress dance!

140
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It's these ping-ponging
pressures of producing!

141
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How do you do it?

142
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If it's not one thing,
it's a goddamn other,

143
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and sometimes I feel like
I don't have a single good…

144
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Oh, wait. I have an idea.

145
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Hurrah.

146
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But run it by Mommy first
in case it's a stinker.

147
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I'm gonna go make a call.

148
00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,284
Oliver, we had someone…

149
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,161
decent playing the Constable,

150
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,579
and I know you two
had a spat, but…

151
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I am not calling Charles, Donna!

152
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He quit.

153
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,959
And I have far
too much integrity

154
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,294
to beg him to come back.

155
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,254
Counterpoint, you
have no integrity,

156
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,673
and this is the perfect time
to make use of that.

157
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,717
Well, that's a fair
counterpoint.

158
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,427
We're almost to reopening.

159
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,180
It's time to pull out
all the stops!

160
00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,640
Cliff and I have been out there,
trying to rev people up

161
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,935
about this mad-genius
musical redo of yours,

162
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,229
but they do ask who's in it.

163
00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,232
And Charles was our only name.

164
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,942
That's being generous.

165
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,944
Look, look.

166
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Charles was wrong for the part.
End of story.

167
00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,532
I mean, did he have a certain

168
00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,868
Ebenezer's younger cousin
affability? Sure.

169
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,578
Was he good for the odd laugh?

170
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,663
Maybe. We had fun.

171
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,293
But this isn't about fun.

172
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,587
Charles was not committed
to our show

173
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and I will take passion
over talent any day.

174
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So, come on, who's next?

175
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,094
Who's it…
Who-Who's this guy?

176
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,733
Uh, sorry, uh, is he okay?

177
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,152
That's what he does
when he loves it.

178
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,904
Thank you for coming in.

179
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,742
My guy came through.

180
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:18,827
I knew it!

181
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,329
My guy is on his way!

182
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,081
Who is your guy?

183
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,500
The ringer from your
middle school play?

184
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,503
Some less famous offspring
of Marc Platt?

185
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,592
Sweet mother of Sondheim!

186
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,190
Oh, good luck, man.

187
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,609
That Putnam guy's a monster.

188
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,236
Oliver? He's no…

189
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,698
He's already recasting?

190
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,390
Ah! Matthew Broderick!

191
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,893
I've had sex dreams
about this moment!

192
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,519
How did you already
nail that song?

193
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,104
What can I say? I'm a vessel.

194
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,648
Yes! Say more!
Or less. Or just…

195
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,234
keep standing there so
I can soak this in!

196
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,528
Matthew Broderick,
Broadway legend!

197
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,781
I-I can't believe
you're gonna be in my show.

198
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,449
Cliff, how did you
pull this off?

199
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,409
Oh, MB and I met years ago

200
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,745
while sheltering during
Superstorm Sandy.

201
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,538
Ah.
Scary time.

202
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,040
Two weeks at the Ritz Carlton,

203
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,917
- almost no room service.
- Ugh.

204
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,544
But we survived
and now we're friends for life.

205
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,006
Well, when Cliff called,
I just dropped everything.

206
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,549
Nice work, sweetie.

207
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,635
And Matthew… Matthew!

208
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,513
Well, this is what we
needed all along.

209
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:02,722
A true stage veteran.

210
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,182
Enough with these fussy

211
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,518
film and TV franchise
phony-baloneys.

212
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,602
- Mm.
- Charles-Haden Savage?

213
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:08,687
Exactly.

214
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,480
No, I mean,
Charles-Haden Savage.

215
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,406
Oh, Charles!

216
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,825
I see you lurking
in that way you do,

217
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,702
making sure everyone
knows you're here.

218
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,286
No, no.

219
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,414
Uh, Lester wanted to check all
the doorbells in the building,

220
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,416
and I wasn't doing anything.
I told him I'd do it for him.

221
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,917
And this one, this one's working.

222
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,169
Uh, well, then you
can move along now.

223
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,213
Unless you'd like to
meet your replacement.

224
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,090
Oh, no, no,
we know each other.

225
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,675
Yes, we do.

226
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,510
This is not the first time
Matthew has swooped in

227
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,095
and stolen a role from me.

228
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,304
For the millionth time,

229
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,931
you would not have been
a good Ferris Bueller.

230
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,683
You were 41.

231
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,727
Can we get back to work, please?
I'm not sure that

232
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,729
- I've totally got this song.
- Oh, oh, oh.

233
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,404
Oh, I do. I have it. I got it.

234
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,489
Yeah, he's got it.

235
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,951
Charles…
Oliver.

236
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,619
Oliver, I'd really like
to try one of those

237
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,205
blue raspberry Gut Milks
I saw in your fridge.

238
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,291
- Split one with me?
- Oh, sure. Yeah.

239
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,849
You're hisss…tory.

240
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,932
What?

241
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,311
CoBro catchphrase.

242
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,646
Wow.

243
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,817
People really love this
dumb superhero movie.

244
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,737
Isn't it just a snake
that fights crime?

245
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:45,700
It's actually about shedding the labels
society puts on all of us.

246
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,079
Shedding labels?

247
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,208
But yeah, also a snake
who fights crime.

248
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,420
This is the first drawing of it.

249
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,049
Ben came up with the entire
idea when he was just a kid.

250
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,759
And later when he got famous,

251
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,303
made it into a movie.

252
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,305
Okay, I understood

253
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,140
maybe half of what you said,

254
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,186
but it is clear that
you are a giant nerd.

255
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,815
I'm a CoBro. Ain't no shame.

256
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,403
Mabel, right? Oliver's friend.

257
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,155
Didn't peg you as a CoBro fan.

258
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,450
Oh. (sputters) Yeah, huge.

259
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,370
I just love how it's about…

260
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,374
…shedding labels. Mm.

261
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,126
Wow, that's… insightful.

262
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,209
Mm.

263
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,212
Which of the movies
is your favorite?

264
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,133
Uh… CoBro Two?

265
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,218
The Return of…

266
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,512
the Whip Lord.

267
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,595
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

268
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,638
That's a good one.

269
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,350
Hasn't aged real well, though,

270
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,144
because of the, you know…

271
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,107
Jamaican accents, I know.

272
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,775
No, the special effects.

273
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,527
Oh, I, um…

274
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,070
Special effects.

275
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,488
I, uh…

276
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,324
I just wanted to ask
you something, if that's okay.

277
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,244
Right before Ben died,

278
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,496
you said he had to
take a phone call,

279
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,873
and it seemed serious.

280
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,376
Was that the cops
or his doctor?

281
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,087
Because Ben's autopsy said
his blood work was clean,

282
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,381
- but I started thinking…
- I'm gonna stop you there.

283
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,385
If you came looking for
a juicy nugget for your podcast

284
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,137
or maybe a story to
sell to the Daily Mail,

285
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,972
you can try somewhere else.

286
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,140
I'm not your guy.

287
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,935
- I-I'm sorry, I didn't…
- God, even after he's dead,

288
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,396
everyone's just trying to
make a buck off my brother.

289
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,690
It's fucking gross.

290
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,859
But I guess that's the
world we live in.

291
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,322
Hey, excuse me, there's a
minimum bid on this of 5K!

292
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,785
Burt Reynolds was there,
Dom DeLuise,

293
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,912
- who has a wonderful voice.
- Oh, my God.

294
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,915
And I told Mel Brooks, "Well,
what if it was a musical?"

295
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,583
You know, I…

296
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,627
I don't normally enjoy
a name drop,

297
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,671
but that was delightful.

298
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,839
Oliver, I should warn you.

299
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,050
When I commit to a show,
I commit fully.

300
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,385
Oh, I love it.

301
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:12,180
You would be surprised how often
people are half in, half out.

302
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,182
"Oh, Oliver,
my kids need me."

303
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,685
"Oh, Oliver,
my girlfriend left me.

304
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,854
I only have a little fishy left,
and I'm afraid of being alone."

305
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,731
I mean,
this is the theater.

306
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,108
What else even is there?

307
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,567
I agree, totally.

308
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,070
So, I-I think I
understand the Constable,

309
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,239
but I'm gonna need your help
to become the Constable.

310
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,308
Ah…

311
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,783
It's part of my process.

312
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,994
When I did War Games,
I taught myself to write code.

313
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,539
- Incredible.
- For my role in Election,

314
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,834
I started teaching high school
and dating some students.

315
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,154
Okay…

316
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,921
If the Constable has a lisp…

317
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,172
I have a lisp.

318
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:49,092
If he carries a gun,
I carry a gun.

319
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,301
Can you get me a gun?

320
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,470
Anything you want.
When you come back tomorrow,

321
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,848
this is gonna look like
Charlton Heston's man-cave.

322
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,058
Tomorrow? Opening night
is in two weeks.

323
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,309
We have to rehearse now.

324
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,729
Ferris Bueller may
take a day off,

325
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,756
but Matthew Broderick?

326
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,773
Matthew Broderick does not.

327
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,692
Music to my ears, MB!

328
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,555
Incredible.

329
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,182
38th time's the charm.

330
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,725
Don't do it any better
than that.

331
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,227
People might think it's an AI.

332
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,395
Thanks. Thanks, Oliver.

333
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,896
Yeah. Yeah. I feel
pretty good about it.

334
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,898
Yeah. Okay, okay. Can't wait
to do it all again tomorrow.

335
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,067
So, Oliver,
uh, where's he from?

336
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,611
Where's he from originally,
this Constable?

337
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,530
Oh, he's just…
He's from where you're from,

338
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,906
so we don't have to change
anything else.

339
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,116
He's from Manhattan?

340
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,243
Well, slap my ass and
call me Mamie!

341
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,705
This changes his entire
relationship to his profession.

342
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,832
It… No. Does it really?

343
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,167
A kid from Manhattan
in the 1890s.

344
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,461
The city roils with
ethnic tension.

345
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,879
Irishmen, Prussians.

346
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,923
The era of the bicycle craze,

347
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,217
the horse-drawn trolley.

348
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,635
Yeah, this calls for
some rethinking.

349
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,012
No, no, no,
it really doesn't. It…

350
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,888
Uh, back to the piano, please.

351
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,102
Let's see.

352
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,276
Hi.

353
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,362
I just wanted to say
I'm so sorry.

354
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,992
I've lost people, too.

355
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,827
It's okay.

356
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,537
I shouldn't have taken
it all out on you.

357
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,665
Taken what out on me?

358
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,084
Just frustration.

359
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,962
My brother has always
been my business.

360
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,007
My folks adopted me

361
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,633
when they thought they
couldn't have kids,

362
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,302
but then they had Ben.

363
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,512
Miracle Ben, child star Ben.

364
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,598
So, I spent my life
protecting him.

365
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,226
A guy who, by the way,
was always fucking up, you know?

366
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,355
Insensitive jokes, DUIs-
Oh, the dick pics.

367
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,898
The thousands of dick pics.

368
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,359
I never read anything
about the…

369
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,277
That's 'cause I was there,
cleaning up the mess,

370
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,196
making him look good.

371
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,865
But he still gets
all the credit.

372
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,700
For everything.

373
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,202
Story of our lives.

374
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,413
The fame,
the CoBro franchise, the…

375
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,707
Sorry, I'm, uh…

376
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,626
Sounds like he was
really difficult.

377
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,960
Uh, yeah.

378
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,380
But, you know,

379
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,716
sometimes I think
a person's just a…

380
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,261
collection of a thousand
little details.

381
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,846
And when they're gone,

382
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,723
those are the things
you miss most.

383
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,686
Ben loved boba,

384
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,897
that disgusting
green tea flavor, and…

385
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,942
funny dog videos
on Instagram.

386
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,946
He set all his clocks
20 minutes early

387
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,156
so he'd always be
fashionably late.

388
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,534
I'm sorry Ben is gone.

389
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,995
But I think we owe it
to your brother

390
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,539
to find his real killer.

391
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,458
We did.

392
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,752
That's the only silver lining,
that maniac's locked up.

393
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,840
I guess I never bought
that Gregg was a killer.

394
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,927
Didn't he chain you and
Charles-Haden Savage up in a basement?

395
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:04,264
Yeah, but I can't
picture him hurting Ben.

396
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,640
I mean, he loved him.

397
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,684
And I have this theory
about a hanky…

398
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,186
A hanky? Jesus.

399
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,857
Gregg had been following
my brother around for years.

400
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,608
I should have sensed
he might turn dangerous,

401
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,861
and when I took my eye
off the ball for one second,

402
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,863
he killed my brother.

403
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,365
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.

404
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,617
Gregg was here the night
of the murder.

405
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,203
The cops say Ben died at 12:06,

406
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,081
and Gregg was seen leaving
the Arconia right after that.

407
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,500
You do the math.
I'm sorry, Mabel.

408
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,627
There's no story here.

409
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,556
What, I have to
adopt you now?

410
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,560
I know why you're here.
You can't have it.

411
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,979
Look, I know you wanna
keep Ben's hanky

412
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:54,147
but it's a clue,

413
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,565
which makes it the
perfect peace offering

414
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,691
for Oliver and Mabel.

415
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,110
I thought you were waiting
for them to apologize.

416
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,029
I don't think I can afford to.

417
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,490
I mean, what if I never hear
another millennial reference

418
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:04,573
that I don't get,

419
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:05,867
or another story about

420
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,411
dark nights at Plato's Retreat
with Buck Henry?

421
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,080
That doesn't sound so bad.

422
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,416
That's what I used to think.
But I need to make up with them.

423
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,585
So you're gonna let a hanky
solve your problems?

424
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,421
Use your fuckin' words!

425
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,466
Look, even if I wanted to help,

426
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,469
which I sincerely do not,
I don't have it, okay?

427
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,304
Uh-huh, I saw it
in your purse.

428
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,931
That was three hours ago.

429
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,393
I got some moron to pay me
seven grand for it.

430
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,894
Snooze you lose!

431
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,313
What, you sold it?
But I need it!

432
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,273
Mabel thinks it may belong
to the killer.

433
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,483
Who'd you sell it to?

434
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,903
One of those
snake dorks upstairs.

435
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,988
Whatever happened to real men?

436
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,328
Who? Who? Well!

437
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,830
Mel.

438
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,957
When you were putting together
The Producers,

439
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,168
which, you know, I-I never did
get a chance to see…

440
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,045
What? You never saw
The Producers?

441
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,672
Well, I was busy at the time.

442
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:04,592
It ran for six years!
Over 2,500 performances!

443
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,886
And you never got a
chance to see it?

444
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,931
Yeah, well, the times never
worked out for me. Anyway,

445
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:13,476
did you have any problems
working with Broderick?

446
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,312
You know, I-I'm working with him
on something now, and…

447
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,607
Oh, my God. You didn't
tell him, in any way,

448
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:22,318
you were open to
his ideas, did you?

449
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,196
Well, I-I-I might have
told him he could…

450
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,782
Oh, Oliver. You're fucked.

451
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:49,762
What?

452
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,849
Gregg wasn't here.

453
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,853
Gregg wasn't in the building
when Ben was murdered.

454
00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,606
Didn't the cops say he was?

455
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,610
The police said
Ben died at 12:06,

456
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,279
but that's because it was
the time on Ben's watch

457
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,531
when he fell and it stopped.

458
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,369
Dickie said Ben always set
his watch 20 minutes early,

459
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,914
which means he died at 12:26!

460
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,166
Gregg was already gone!

461
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,794
He couldn't have pushed Ben!

462
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,131
Now who's the giant nerd?

463
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,258
Oh, ha-ha.

464
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:35,100
The watch? I knew Ben
was always late,

465
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,267
but I never knew it
was intentional.

466
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,603
I just thought he was a dick.

467
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,481
Yeah. Some pretty fancy
equipment you have there.

468
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,607
Right?

469
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,275
Cinda Canning's not
the only one with access

470
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,695
to top-notch equipment.

471
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,280
When Ben Glenroy died,

472
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:52,701
Broadway was thrown into chaos.

473
00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:56,788
We'll lift the curtain
on Ben's final act

474
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:59,165
this season on Only Murder…

475
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,210
Guess we're gonna have
to change the name.

476
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:05,255
I am way ahead of you on that.

477
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:06,965
The Bloody Mabel Podcast.

478
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,467
Huh? I think it's sexy.
Puts you front and center,

479
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,844
- which is nice…
- No!

480
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,595
I mean, it's a terrible idea,
but I just thought…

481
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,222
It's probably a fan submission.

482
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:19,227
Oh! Uh, Tobert, Theo.
Theo, Tobert.

483
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,312
Hey, man. Nice to meet you.

484
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,273
Oh, wow, you're the guy from…

485
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,152
Wow, you're an interesting guy.

486
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:28,695
Mabel's told me
a lot about you.

487
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:31,448
Well, I mean, from listening
to the (clears throat) podcast.

488
00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:32,782
I mean, I-I'm a fan,

489
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,909
is what I'm saying,
so I picked up on…

490
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,289
You didn't tell me
about his eyes.

491
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,498
What's that?

492
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,211
He said he liked your poster.
Really captured my eyes.

493
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:50,175
What's up with the flyer?

494
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,928
This is the first
comic book, right?

495
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,972
Look at the author.

496
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,223
Author?

497
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,310
Oh, B. Glenroy.
It's Ben Glenroy.

498
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:05,231
What, the B is an R? What?

499
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,525
Yeah, R. Sometimes,
a man's name

500
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:08,985
actually starts with an R.

501
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,404
Okay, so, it's an R.

502
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,989
For what, like Richard…

503
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,992
D-Dickie. Dickie.

504
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:19,454
"Story of our lives."

505
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,538
What?

506
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,917
Dickie said Ben always
got the credit.

507
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,754
And the fame.
And the CoBro franchise.

508
00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:30,006
I didn't think anything
of it then, but…

509
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:33,510
Okay, so, what? CoBro was
Dickie's creation, and…

510
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,472
Ben just stole it
and made millions off of it?

511
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,558
All the while, Dickie's
doing everything for him?

512
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:42,769
Damn, that's cold.

513
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,771
That's motive.

514
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:52,654
And, just to be clear,

515
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:56,616
our theory rests entirely
on this B being an R?

516
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,412
We once accused Sting of murder
because he doesn't like dogs.

517
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,996
This is actually

518
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,957
- pretty solid evidence for us.
- Yeah. That's true.

519
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:04,943
That's true.

520
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,167
Let's do some digging.

521
00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,545
But, first things first,
let's record.

522
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,839
- Yes.
- And get you out.

523
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,423
Come on.

524
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,095
And…

525
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,806
and turn,

526
00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,142
twist, ha… Wait a minute.

527
00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:26,187
Half turn, twist, "I pick you."

528
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,691
Would a
constable from Nova Scotia

529
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:30,817
point like this, though?

530
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,820
From my research, they were
trained to keep their hands low,

531
00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,363
by their firearms.

532
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,491
So they would point like this.
Never like this,

533
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,826
but this.

534
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,578
I don't know,
this feels so false.

535
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,413
- Go home!
- Excuse me?

536
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,248
Go… home.

537
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,167
I've had enough

538
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,836
of your inane questions,
Matthew Broderick.

539
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:53,173
Nobody cares what
denomination the Constable is

540
00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,050
or how he'd finger a mandolin.

541
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,344
The Constable is just
the Constable.

542
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,804
His parents didn't
name him "Rocky"

543
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,182
or "Lawrence" or "Bernardo."

544
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:03,350
- You know why?
- Why?

545
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,643
Because he doesn't
have any parents!

546
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,396
He's just six grams
of ink on paper!

547
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,774
A few electrons in my hard disk!

548
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,485
That's it! I could
wake up tomorrow,

549
00:28:13,568 --> 00:28:15,820
and I could hit the
delete key, and poof!

550
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:16,806
He'd be gone.

551
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,948
Eradicated from this musical.

552
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,825
Exiled from our reality!

553
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,119
Gone! Like a rat in a microwave!

554
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:24,704
Wow. Oh, okay.

555
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:26,706
Well, see you tomorrow morning,
6:00 AM,

556
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,500
Nova Scotia time!

557
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,881
I'm not lurking. Uh, Lester
wanted to inspect the peepholes

558
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,966
because, evidently, some of them
had been installed backwards,

559
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,385
so I said, "Well, I'll do it,"
and he said,

560
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:39,969
"You know, the
good time is 2:00 AM,"

561
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:43,306
so I-I'm lying.
I just wanted to say…

562
00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:44,682
I'm sorry.

563
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,142
Oh, apology accepted.

564
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,394
Friendship mended.
You're hired.

565
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:48,728
No, no! I don't wanna
do the show.

566
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:49,812
I just wanna hang out.

567
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:51,981
Of course! We'll do that
all the time.

568
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:55,151
Eight shows a week.
And Broderick, you're fired.

569
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,736
Wait a minute! Wait, this guy?

570
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,571
I've seen him get out-acted
by a horse.

571
00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:00,073
Maybe he was.

572
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:03,493
But I'm guessing that horse
enjoyed himself on set that day

573
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:06,955
because he got to spend it
with Charles-Haden Savage,

574
00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:09,040
who was probably kind to him

575
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:11,209
and fed him a fistful of oats
out of his palm.

576
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,422
And I bet that horse

577
00:29:15,505 --> 00:29:17,549
didn't realize how
good he had it

578
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:21,261
until he had another
scene partner on another set,

579
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:24,472
who just rode him! And rode him!
And rode him! And rode him!

580
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,016
And rode him! And rode him!

581
00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:27,267
And rode him!

582
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:29,561
Until he couldn't
take it anymore!

583
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:33,398
And I bet that horse wishes
he could say sorry,

584
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:34,524
but he can't.

585
00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:35,734
Not because he's a horse.

586
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:38,028
Because he's a little
messed up emotionally,

587
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,738
so all he can do
is hate himself,

588
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,823
uh, and, and-and
wish he were dead

589
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:43,533
for hurting his best friend,

590
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:46,077
and that someone would
turn him into glue.

591
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,413
Apology accepted.

592
00:29:48,496 --> 00:29:50,707
Okay! Okay, I'll do the play!

593
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,084
By the way, that horse won
a Patsy for that scene.

594
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,169
What's a Patsy?

595
00:29:54,252 --> 00:29:56,254
It's an Emmy for horses!

596
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:58,548
You're still here?

597
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,425
It's over.

598
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,803
Go home.

599
00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:08,224
Go.

600
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:10,477
You know, if you have
any adjustments,

601
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,728
I'm very flexible.

602
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,271
And I've always found
it's best to be hon…

603
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,610
I bet you would have
made a much better Ferris.

604
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:19,861
Do you mean that?

605
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,154
Oh, I want to.

606
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,782
But he's perfect.

607
00:30:26,409 --> 00:30:28,536
It's a bit more than
just a mic, huh?

608
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,788
Uh, in terms of software,

609
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:30,955
do you remember what
Oliver was using?

610
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,667
You know what?
Don't even worry about it.

611
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:34,751
It should be pretty
straightforward.

612
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:36,670
Uh, oh! Do you have
a new name for the podcast?

613
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,213
I can punch that in right now.

614
00:30:38,296 --> 00:30:39,881
You know what? Uh,

615
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:43,426
I think I'm just gonna
record this on my phone, okay?

616
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,761
Oh, sure.

617
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,220
Thank you.

618
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:47,639
You solved three
murders that way,

619
00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:49,057
as you're fond of reminding me.

620
00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:20,547
Uma! That sneaky devil-nymph!

621
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:22,966
Took that hanky
right out of Ben's dead hands.

622
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,259
How did we miss that?

623
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:26,970
Well, you and Mabel
were in hysteria.

624
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,555
I've never seen anything
like it.

625
00:31:28,638 --> 00:31:30,598
But, me? How did I miss it?

626
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:32,517
Mm.

627
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,643
Have you talked to her?

628
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,895
Mabel? No.

629
00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,566
- I tried calling.
- Really?

630
00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:42,610
No! She'd hate that.

631
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:45,697
But I did draft a text.
Uh, ended up…

632
00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:48,658
deleting most of it,
a-and then…

633
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,869
I accidentally sent her a comma.

634
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,454
Haven't heard back.

635
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:55,623
I really messed up with her.

636
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,710
What the kids would
call an epic fail.

637
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:02,172
Why did you erase that mirror?

638
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,761
I need to show you something.

639
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,603
I took this from
Loretta's apartment.

640
00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,571
What do you think?

641
00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:30,407
I don't think she did it.

642
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:32,827
Oh, my God, that means
she's a killer.

643
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,246
- Why?
- Oh, please, Charles.

644
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:37,457
It's not like your instincts
on these things

645
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,833
are famously good.

646
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,627
I'm not saying it's not weird.

647
00:32:40,710 --> 00:32:42,545
It's just not evidence
of murder.

648
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:43,797
Hey, if you're worried,

649
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,173
why don't you just
talk to Loretta?

650
00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:47,050
I wish I'd just talked to Joy.

651
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:51,012
- Hm…
- Hey…

652
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,140
What if we took this

653
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,352
and gave it to Mabel
as a peace offering?

654
00:32:57,435 --> 00:32:59,145
Win her back with a clue.

655
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,358
Or we could just suck it up
and apologize.

656
00:33:06,444 --> 00:33:08,530
Clue first,
a-and then if that doesn't work,

657
00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:10,115
then we grovel.

658
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,868
Hey.

659
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:24,212
I believe it was Erasmus
of Rotterdam…

660
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:25,672
Mabel, I am sorry
for the way Charles…

661
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:26,881
…who described
apologies as…

662
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,633
…and, to some extent,
I behaved. You know…

663
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,138
Are you the movers?

664
00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:34,221
Movers?

665
00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:37,142
I'm not paying
to un-fuck your hernias.

666
00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:40,895
- What?
- Huh?

667
00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,320
MABEL
On a fateful night, four weeks ago,

668
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:53,199
Hollywood superstar
Ben Glenroy died. Twice.

669
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,745
I'll explain that and how
the mystery of his murder

670
00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:59,330
is even more complicated
than we've been led to believe.

671
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:00,749
What?

672
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,043
MABEL
In a rush to keep the public calm,

673
00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:06,713
the police arrested Ben's
longtime stalker Gregg Rivera.

674
00:34:06,796 --> 00:34:08,798
But Gregg wasn't even
in the building

675
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:12,093
when Ben was pushed down
that elevator shaft.

676
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,596
I believe whoever was
in the building that night

677
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,015
was also with Ben
hours earlier,

678
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,059
when they tried to poison him

679
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:22,020
just moments before
his Broadway debut.

680
00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:25,440
So, who did kill Ben Glenroy?

681
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,318
Maybe it was someone
who had a reason.

682
00:34:28,818 --> 00:34:31,905
Money? Jealousy? Something
to prove?

683
00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:34,366
Maybe all of the above.

684
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,784
I'm Mabel Mora.

685
00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:38,370
Join me,
flying solo this time,

686
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,163
in the search for answers

687
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:41,581
on a new season

688
00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:43,458
- of Only Murders in the Building.
- Okay.

689
00:34:48,171 --> 00:34:50,173
Yeah, I heard it.

690
00:34:50,882 --> 00:34:53,843
You were right.
They're a major pain in the ass.

691
00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:01,685
And it's time to reopen
the Glenroy case.

692
00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:01,870
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