1 00:00:02,792 --> 00:00:04,999 Ben? Everyone gets opening night jitters! 2 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:07,416 I'm good. 3 00:00:07,417 --> 00:00:08,708 My review was going to be a pan. 4 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,958 This one... just didn't sing. 5 00:00:11,959 --> 00:00:14,040 NYPD, motherfuckers! 6 00:00:14,041 --> 00:00:16,040 The stalker, he didn't do it! 7 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:18,833 The killer is someone in this room. 8 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:21,332 We've got to get in on those interviews. 9 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:24,250 The spooky sound from opening night. 10 00:00:24,251 --> 00:00:26,290 Someone was in here shredding something. 11 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:28,417 We need to reassemble these. There might be a clue. 12 00:00:28,917 --> 00:00:31,833 We have the interrogations on tape. 13 00:00:31,834 --> 00:00:33,541 We recorded everything. 14 00:00:33,542 --> 00:00:35,708 You don't owe me any explanation. 15 00:00:35,709 --> 00:00:37,582 Th-The book is a little odd. 16 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:39,250 These aren't photos of Ben. 17 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,708 They're photos of Dickie. 18 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:44,457 When he was gone for those brief moments, I felt free. 19 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,999 And then he was back. 20 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,249 I couldn't take it anymore. 21 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:50,124 You spend your whole life looking out for your child, 22 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,749 and you'll do anything to make sure they're okay. 23 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:56,958 Wait! I did it. I killed Ben. 24 00:00:56,959 --> 00:00:58,666 No, you can't do this! Leave her alone! 25 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:01,208 Oh, my God... 26 00:01:01,209 --> 00:01:02,333 Oliver? 27 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:03,625 What's going on? Oliver! 28 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:05,459 - Somebody! Get some help! - Oliver, wake up. 29 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:15,666 When I was 10, 30 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,625 my future looked so clear to me. 31 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,083 Married to Josh Hartnett, 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,500 with two kids, driving a Honda Odyssey. 33 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,667 Not a bad life. 34 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:31,916 Got another one coming. Push. 35 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:34,916 Wait, what's going on? There's been a mistake. 36 00:01:34,917 --> 00:01:37,165 I came here to see one of my friends. 37 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:38,541 He had a heart attack. 38 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:39,582 Don't worry. 39 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:40,916 You did great with the first two. 40 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:43,249 Just keep pushing. You're having triplets. 41 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,332 No, I'm... Triplets? 42 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:49,583 And now, baby three! 43 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:53,207 But here's the thing about childhood fantasies. 44 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:55,290 They almost never come true. 45 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:57,165 Congratulations. 46 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,165 It's a podcast. 47 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,332 - Wah! - Mama! 48 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,165 - Wah! Wah! - Mabel... Mabel. 49 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,332 - Mabel! Mabel! - Wah! 50 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,457 Mabel! 51 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:09,165 The doctor said I can finally go home. 52 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,207 - What? - Yeah. 53 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:11,250 No. No, no, no. 54 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,958 The man had a full-on heart attack five days ago. 55 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:15,416 You rush him in here, 56 00:02:15,417 --> 00:02:17,916 stick in a stent to prop up his creaky artery... 57 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:19,666 - Nobody said creaky. - Now, you're just gonna go 58 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:21,416 and send him off into the world? 59 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:23,040 Mabel, I need to get back. 60 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,708 My show opens in two days, 61 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:26,749 and my star is about to be charged with murder. 62 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,124 Doctor, maybe you should just run a few more tests to be sure? 63 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:31,916 His body responded very well to the stent. 64 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:34,582 Although I'm sure it was quite a scare for all of you. 65 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:36,082 I wasn't scared. 66 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:37,541 Oh, is that so? 67 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:39,457 You know, I was just pretending to be unconscious 68 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:40,708 when I heard you wailing, 69 00:02:40,709 --> 00:02:42,749 "I can't let him go! 70 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,499 Come back to me, you sweet son of a bitch!" 71 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,249 I was doing a performance for the nurses. 72 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,958 They're big fans of mine. What am I gonna do? 73 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:50,541 Not be Charles-Haden Savage? 74 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,541 Oh, admit it. You're obsessed with me. 75 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,749 Can't believe I actually missed this. 76 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:57,874 Come on, Putnam. We've got work to do. 77 00:02:57,875 --> 00:02:59,291 - Yes, yes, yes. - Let's go. 78 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:01,416 For starters, 79 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:05,249 if Loretta made up her confession to protect her son, 80 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,374 don't we need to prove that her son 81 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,582 is Ben's real killer to get her out? 82 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,208 Loretta's been in jail a few days now. 83 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,040 I wonder if she's shaved her head 84 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:14,542 and gotten all jacked. 85 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,749 I can't let her take the fall for this. 86 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:17,958 She's the love of my life. 87 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:20,624 Love? I thought you were just hooking up. 88 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:23,290 Oh, we hooked up. 89 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:25,332 We hooked up big time. 90 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:28,374 We hooked up and down and every which direction. 91 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,708 - You name a way, we did a hook. - Okay, alright, thank you. 92 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,374 Enough. Okay. I promise we will get her home to you. 93 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:35,457 No matter how many face tattoos she has now. 94 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,541 Eh-eh Charles, did you learn anything 95 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:40,708 from those police interrogations we so skillfully recorded? 96 00:03:40,709 --> 00:03:42,332 Actually, we haven't watched them yet. 97 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,499 We were sitting by your bedside this whole time. 98 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,290 Mabel wanted to wait so you could be a part of it. 99 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:48,291 Little softy. 100 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:49,833 - Aw! - Uh, no! I... 101 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:51,499 I didn't... It wasn't like I was like, 102 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,207 "Let's hold hands and watch it together." 103 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:54,208 It was just like... 104 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,417 Shut up. 105 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:59,416 Okay, we're focusing on Dickie. 106 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:02,040 Loretta clearly thinks that he's guilty. 107 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:04,624 That's why she confessed to protect him. 108 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:06,082 Ben was poisoned, 109 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,416 and then later pushed down the elevator shaft. 110 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:13,300 But, we don't know whose hanky he was holding onto when he died. 111 00:04:13,301 --> 00:04:15,125 I mean, it could be Dickie's. 112 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,582 We know that someone wrote "fucking pig," 113 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,124 in lipstick on his mirror, 114 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,249 and we have footage of him in a heated moment 115 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,082 talking to an unseen person, 116 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,749 possibly a lover. 117 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,791 C-Can we just take a beat 118 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,458 to appreciate how magical this is? 119 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,125 The three of us, 120 00:04:30,126 --> 00:04:31,416 reunited at last, 121 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,791 investigating as one. 122 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:36,249 Mabel, you stayed faithful to the podcast. 123 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:37,791 You should take the lead. 124 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,999 Uh, just... the besties are back. 125 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,165 Ooh! That should be our opening line! 126 00:04:42,166 --> 00:04:44,124 You just said Mabel should take the lead. 127 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:46,124 Can't I make a suggestion? 128 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:48,541 I narrowly escaped death, and now you won't let me live? 129 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:50,749 Oh, wah, wah. 130 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,749 - Wah, wah! - Wah, wah! 131 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,749 Oh, this is fucking weird. 132 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:58,082 Okay, okay. The besties are back. 133 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:01,666 The besties are back. 134 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,916 It may take two to tango, 135 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:09,374 but it takes three to solve the murder of an ill-fated movie star. 136 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:12,040 Welcome to a brand-new episode of 137 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:14,082 Only Murders in the Building. 138 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,083 Perfection. 139 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,165 Let's just question Dickie 140 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,165 without spilling that Loretta's his mother. 141 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,874 - It's not our place to tell him. - Right. 142 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,458 Oh! 143 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:18,709 This one's for you. 144 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,207 Why do you still have packages coming here? 145 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,165 Our geriatric doorman obviously forgot 146 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,583 I'm back from the hospital. 147 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,582 Lester's six months younger than you. 148 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:29,290 "Get well soon and find me a new leading lady. 149 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:30,875 Smooches, Donna." 150 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:34,666 We are not gonna need a new leading lady. 151 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:35,667 Oh, my God. 152 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,875 Joy's wedding dress. 153 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,874 She had her mom send the one she was married in, 154 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:46,458 so Joy could have it altered for when she and I were... 155 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,208 - I'll take this. - Yeah. 156 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:53,416 Joy's mom is still alive? 157 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:55,666 Oh, yeah. Her dad, too. In fact, 158 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,124 he was gonna walk her down the aisle 159 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,166 holding her childhood dog. 160 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:01,624 We ready to go? Uh, clock's ticking. 161 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,208 Okay. 162 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:08,874 So, Loretta, huh? 163 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,457 - I did not see that coming. - Yeah. 164 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:11,916 Yeah. Us neither. 165 00:07:11,917 --> 00:07:13,165 Hey, you wanna hear something funny? 166 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,332 For a minute, 167 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,708 we thought you did it. 168 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:19,040 You did? Wh-Why? 169 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:21,499 Ah, it's so dumb. 170 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,541 We, um, we just know 171 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,457 - he stole CoBro from you. - Uh-huh. 172 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:26,792 Oh. 173 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:29,458 Shit. Really? 174 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:34,082 Okay. Yeah, I was resentful. 175 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:37,749 Yeah, and you told me you cover up things, 176 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:41,374 so I kinda figured you covered up his blood work 177 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:43,625 to hide the poison in his system. 178 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:45,458 I did do that. 179 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,207 I mean, I didn't know he was poisoned when I did it. 180 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:49,791 I just knew there was other stuff in there 181 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,166 he wouldn't want getting out. 182 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:53,457 Wait, you believe me, right? 183 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,541 Oh, of course. Yes. 184 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,207 Out of, uh, curiosity, 185 00:07:57,208 --> 00:08:00,374 where were you when Ben was pushed to his death? 186 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,374 Because you weren't pushing him, obviously. 187 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:05,833 E-Everyone knows that. But, uh, unless... 188 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,541 I left your party early. 189 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:11,082 I was freaked the fuck out that Ben came back to life, 190 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:12,709 and I had to get outta there. 191 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:15,500 So, I... 192 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:20,165 I got wasted, put on Ben's CoBro suit, 193 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,291 and went looking for drugs and whores. 194 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,999 - Well, who wouldn't? - Wow. 195 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,708 Why should he have all the fun? 196 00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:28,666 That's what Ben was into? 197 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:32,040 Every Thursday, he'd disappear for hours. 198 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:33,082 And when I asked about it, 199 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:35,625 he'd say, "Snitches get stitches." 200 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:39,916 So, I tracked his phone to a place on Broadway 201 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:42,082 between 35th and 36th, 202 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,750 where he'd go to... 203 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:47,499 do sex with his "five whores," 204 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,833 as he so affectionately called them. 205 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,499 He even saved opening night seats for them. 206 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,457 Uh, Trixie, Marigold, Emerald, Dot, and Mei Mei. 207 00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,165 Here. 208 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,874 I was outside, screaming for them 209 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:07,958 to bring me the five whores. 210 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:10,124 I slept there all night. 211 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,709 A dog peed on me. 212 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,417 I hope it was a dog. 213 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,666 This is proof you weren't at the Arconia 214 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:18,958 when Ben was pushed. 215 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,332 The cops got that image from a security camera 216 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,040 after I told them where I was, 217 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,749 but they didn't really buy it as an alibi, 218 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,875 since you can't fully see my face. 219 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:30,625 I guess I should just be grateful there isn't audio. 220 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,583 I just can't believe Loretta did it. 221 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:36,999 Well, for what it's worth, 222 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,667 w-we don't think she really did do it. 223 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,583 But why else would she confess? 224 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,541 - No idea. - Oh, yeah, theater folk, cuckoo! 225 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:48,792 Wait a minute. 226 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,833 If you guys think the killer's still out there, 227 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,917 I should probably call my lawyer. 228 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:55,875 Um... 229 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,958 Hm. 230 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,916 Guys, if he's telling the truth, 231 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:03,332 he couldn't have pushed Ben. 232 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,082 That means that Loretta gave herself up 233 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,541 for someone who didn't even do it. 234 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:08,124 If we can find the real killer in time, 235 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:11,082 maybe we can convince Loretta to take back her confession. 236 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:13,249 Charles, her arraignment is at 5:00 p.m. 237 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,582 We need to figure out what Ben was doing 238 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:16,833 and who he was seeing 239 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:19,499 in the last few days leading up to his death. 240 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,165 I say we start at Broadway and 35th. 241 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:24,249 Except we can't just walk into a brothel 242 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,499 without a reservation. 243 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,666 I know what we need. 244 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,958 Nobody stops a guy with a ladder! 245 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:33,249 It gets you in anywhere. 246 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,332 So the ladder's the new turkey. 247 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,082 It might work better if the guy carrying the ladder 248 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,874 wasn't also wearing orthopedic shoes 249 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,999 - and dressed like a leprechaun. - Hm! 250 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,458 Hey! Hey, this is it. 251 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,541 Snitches Get Stitches? 252 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,958 It's a fabric shop. 253 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:50,290 No, no, no, no, no. It's a front. 254 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:53,499 Brothels always use puns to name their fake businesses. 255 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,874 I learned that by wandering in the back of a cabinet shop 256 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,999 called All By My Shelf. 257 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,332 Follow my lead! Let the ladder do the work. 258 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,374 Wait a second! I have a better way in. 259 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:03,958 No one says no to a crying man. 260 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:06,374 I did a scene in Brazzos, episode 315. 261 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,666 The Foreign Exchange Killer. It was a good one. 262 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:11,165 And I cried a single solitary tear. 263 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:14,040 And that week, our fan mail went sky high. 264 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,958 Mostly from men. You wanna know why? 265 00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:18,416 You helped them access their inner feelings. 266 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:19,999 Yes. 267 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,791 But just gimme a go. Gimme the stage. 268 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,499 No, no, no. No. 269 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,250 - Me first. - Stop it! 270 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,874 Just here to change a light bulb! 271 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,666 No, you can't go back there. 272 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,792 Of course not, dude. 273 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,165 We all know what's going on in the back room. 274 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,624 Wink, wink. 275 00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:40,959 But did you see my ladder? 276 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,082 I'm sorry. Is my crying upsetting you? 277 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,624 You're not crying. 278 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,332 Give it a minute. 279 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,541 This guy's made of stone. 280 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:03,332 Do you have any menthol for under the eyes? 281 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,250 Yeah, I have a bucket of menthol. 282 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:13,083 Do you need a restroom? We have one in the back. 283 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,082 Oh! Thank you so much. Get in there. 284 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,165 Thanks. 285 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,250 Ooh! 286 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,541 You're the five whores? 287 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:28,082 Please ignore him! 288 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,874 I'm sorry. We were just looking for a group of women 289 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,708 - who might have known Ben Glenroy. - Yeah, yeah. 290 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,249 - But we'll just get out of the way. - Sorry. 291 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,541 Benny! 292 00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:38,249 Oh, yes! We knew him! 293 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:41,708 Our sewing circle met here every Thursday. 294 00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:44,916 Benny said sewing kept him off 295 00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:47,500 all those dangerous street drugs. 296 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,000 We miss him terribly. 297 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,708 When was the last time you saw him? 298 00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:56,541 Oh, um, 299 00:12:56,542 --> 00:13:00,499 his big opening night of Death Rattle. 300 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,416 We'd stayed up all night 301 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,124 helping him sew 302 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:09,916 these lovely hankies for his cast and crew 303 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,834 while running lines. 304 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,749 "Everyone else in that lighthouse is dead, Nanny. 305 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:19,666 So the killer is either you, me, or the baby." 306 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:24,999 "I wouldn't bet on that baby, detective." 307 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,124 He wanted to make something special for them, 308 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,082 something personal. 309 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:33,040 He said he treated a lot of them 310 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:36,083 like a steaming pile of cow manure. 311 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,082 We finished those hankies just in time, 312 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,666 and off Benny went to the theater. 313 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,874 Thank you. Thank you. 314 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,582 I'm gonna see you all at the theater, ladies. 315 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,374 - We're rooting for you. Bye. - Love you. 316 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,041 But then... 317 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,917 Mei Mei, my phone. 318 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:59,082 Uh, hey! 319 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,374 It's, uh, it's me. It's Benny. 320 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,833 Um... 321 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:05,541 Uh, a-are you guys coming to the show? 322 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,040 I really need you t-to be here. 323 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,416 Uh, I've just never felt... 324 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,833 so alone. 325 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:14,040 Ben? 326 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,207 Everyone gets opening night jitters! 327 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,791 I can talk you through it. 328 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,457 That's me just before curtain. 329 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,249 I-I gotta go. Please get here soon. 330 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,249 I'm surrounded by people I can't trust. 331 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,542 They're all out to get me. 332 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,249 It's so hard to hear him like that. 333 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:32,249 He was so excited for us to see the show. 334 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,916 - Alright. Okay. Okay. - Thank you. 335 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,208 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. Sorry. Thank you so much. 336 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,500 Oh, this... 337 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,874 is a gift for you. 338 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,416 - It's a, a ladder. Okay. - Oh, well, thank you! 339 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,874 Sorry for calling you whores. 340 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,958 Oh, that's alright. 341 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,667 I used to be one. 342 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:55,000 Okay. That's... interesting. Bye. 343 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,416 So what happened from the time 344 00:14:57,417 --> 00:15:00,165 Ben arrived at the theater on top of the world, 345 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,374 to leaving a distressed voicemail 346 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,833 30 minutes later? I mean, 347 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,624 who did he think was out to get him? 348 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,874 I already know how we can find out. 349 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,124 The interrogations. 350 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,666 Williams questioned everyone 351 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,541 who crossed paths with Ben that night, 352 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,374 and we can use those interrogations 353 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,875 to make a timeline of that 30 minutes! 354 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,958 Ah! I knew you were due for a good idea 355 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,708 since your last one six months ago. 356 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:24,709 Huh? 357 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:25,999 When you proposed we go halfsies 358 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,833 on a New Yorker digital subscription. 359 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:28,875 That was your idea. 360 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,708 Oh, good. You owe me $32, 361 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,457 and I'm keeping the free tote. 362 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,082 Shh, guys. 363 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,625 KT's up first. 364 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,165 All actors must be at the theater 365 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,874 for what we call "half hour." 366 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:43,666 Boots on the ground 30 minutes before curtain. 367 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,582 Not 28, not 29, 30. 368 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,749 Ben, of course, was late. 369 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,040 Check it! I have gifts for everyone. 370 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,999 Where the fuck have you been? Get into costume! 371 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,249 Go! 372 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,082 KT sure knows how to kill a mood. 373 00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:04,250 Someone should really talk to her about her tone. 374 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,666 Oh, the producer's son is up next. 375 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,750 Oh, Cliff. 376 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:11,666 I saw Ben right after KT yelled at him. 377 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,708 Not a fan of her tone. 378 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,374 Schmackary's? They're so good. 379 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,040 Mom ordered them special. 380 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,124 Check out the rattles. Can you even? 381 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,582 You know what, get those away from me. 382 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,041 I'm fasting till after the show. 383 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,917 Wait! No. 384 00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,208 Let me just smell 'em. 385 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,207 Oh, g... 386 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,917 I said get them away from me! 387 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:37,999 Hey, listen. I need you to check on my five guests for tonight. 388 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,583 Emerald, Trixie, Marigold, Dot, and Mei Mei. 389 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,750 The five whores. 390 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:47,583 Sorry. I... Th-That's how I learned them in my brain. 391 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,666 Charles, can you scooch a little? 392 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,833 - Sure. - Thanks. 393 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,417 So that's new. Ben was fasting before the show. 394 00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,082 Let's keep going. 395 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,207 I'll admit, I was furious with Ben. 396 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,958 I mean, who shows up late to his opening night? 397 00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:04,083 It was always something with him, which is why... 398 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:09,250 Loretta was encouraging me to leave him. 399 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,999 I just... 400 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,165 I just think you deserve so much better, you know? 401 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,834 Look at your arm. Oh... 402 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,374 These are stress hives. 403 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,207 I call 'em "Benny bites." 404 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,499 What about that cortisone cream I gave you? 405 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,457 - Did you use that? - I did. 406 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:34,249 How did we not get that she's his mother? 407 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,166 I feel she's about to give him a bottle. 408 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:39,125 Doesn't Loretta look pretty? 409 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,124 And did you make that list of bullet points 410 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,833 to say when you quit? 411 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,749 That always helps me, I tell you. 412 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,040 Sure. Yeah. 413 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,792 Uh-oh, incoming. 414 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,166 - Hey! - You losers passing notes? 415 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,208 Okay, I'm gonna go warm up. 416 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,041 See you at fight call. 417 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Give it! 418 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,583 Wait, what is this? 419 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:10,750 Are you quitting? 420 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,792 I was gonna wait till after the show. 421 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,082 She, she put you up to this. 422 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,165 'Cause you know fucking Loretta, she's been... 423 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,290 She's been driving a wedge between us from day one. 424 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,375 It's not Loretta! It's you! 425 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,916 I've spent my entire life 426 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,290 catering to the great Ben Glenroy! 427 00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:34,082 Who we all know isn't exactly a delight to be around! 428 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,040 See bullet point four! 429 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,125 Ju... 430 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,541 You know what? Yeah, fine. Alright, fine. Go ahead. 431 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:41,041 Fuck if I care! 432 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,124 You're a lousy manager anyway. 433 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,249 And you know what? And you're an even lousier brother. 434 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,541 I know you think you created it, 435 00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,542 but I am CoBro! 436 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,499 Actually, no. You know what? 437 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,332 The way you just betrayed me? 438 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,249 I'm NoBro. 439 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,040 Because I don't have a brother anymore. 440 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,999 Loretta was encouraging Dickie to leave Ben? 441 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,124 Messy, messy. Who's next? 442 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,124 After Ben arrived, I went to KT's office 443 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,750 to get the ritual broom. 444 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,457 The door was locked, 445 00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,290 which I thought was odd. 446 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,582 That's odd. 447 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,040 I'll do a progress check on the shredder. 448 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:36,749 And so, it was the brilliant Howard Francis Morris 449 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,582 who cracked the case by... 450 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:39,833 Oh, fuckity fuck! 451 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,791 Howard says he needs more time. 452 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,165 If I'm not mistaken, 453 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,708 next up is Ben and Loretta's fight call rehearsal. 454 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:50,666 Oh, she told me about this on our date. 455 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:54,457 Well, Ben accused me of trying to steal Dickie from him. 456 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,124 And this was just moments 457 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,166 after he learned his brother was quitting. 458 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,374 - You're late. - Whatever. 459 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,750 Let's just do this. 460 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,958 That's enough, Detective. 461 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,791 I'm not gonna let you take that baby. 462 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,916 You are just a nanny. 463 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,290 You can't keep him. You're not the mother. 464 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:19,124 He needs me to be his mother now. 465 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:22,666 It's my job to protect him as if he were born of my own flesh! 466 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,749 Wow, this dialogue really lines up. 467 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,416 What are you... 468 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,374 Stay out of our lives! 469 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,834 - What? - I mean it! 470 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,958 Stay the fuck away from my brother. 471 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,958 He's been nothing but loyal to you! 472 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,249 All you do is treat him like shit! 473 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,082 You weaseled your way into this production. 474 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,374 No! Let me go, you fucking pig. 475 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,457 Hey, look. There's me. 476 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,791 God, I'm pale. 477 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:45,958 What the hell's going on? 478 00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,666 Is that what I sound like? 479 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,374 He attacked me! 480 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,749 What? No, I didn't. We were rehearsing. 481 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,749 - Stay out of it, fuckbag. - Hey! 482 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,333 That's... 483 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,041 My face! 484 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:08,833 I still can't believe you hit him. 485 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,082 Well, why don't you add "for good reason" to the board? 486 00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,749 Or "Charles punches Ben and he had it coming"? 487 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,499 Anyway, this is where Joy comes in to touch up the bruise, 488 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:17,999 which wasn't that bad anyway. 489 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,582 Yeah, e-easy, Cassius. 490 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:23,625 Joy leaves her lipstick behind in Ben's dressing room, and... 491 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,833 who's the next person to see him? 492 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,499 I did see Ben, yes. 493 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:35,207 It was right after I gave Cliff a little pep talk. 494 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:40,082 My tummy is in knots. 495 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,874 Oh, it's almost showtime. 496 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,207 I've put everything into this play. 497 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,332 I need it to be a hit. 498 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,541 Oh, it will be. 499 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:47,499 I won't let you fail, sweetie. 500 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,666 Here's a kiss from Mommy. 501 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,040 Hey! 502 00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,457 Wh-Where are my guests? 503 00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:53,708 I don't see them in their seats. 504 00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,666 Yeah, I think traffic's pretty bad. 505 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,833 Something's happening at the UN. I don't know what. 506 00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,040 You know, I'm boycotting global politics 507 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,625 until everyone just gets along. 508 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:03,791 Fuck. 509 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,290 I'm going to be straight with you, Ben. 510 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,290 It's opening night, and you look like shit. 511 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,916 Can you see a mark? 512 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:10,999 What? 513 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,040 It's f-fucking Charles and Loretta. 514 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,666 I'm j... I'm, I'm done with them both! 515 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,249 I don't know what's going on with you, darling, 516 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,457 but this is not a good energy. 517 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,916 Go to your dressing room. 518 00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,582 Be nice to Ben. 519 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:23,791 Do whatever it takes 520 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:26,082 to get your ass ready to go on that stage. 521 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,999 Alright. 522 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,624 Oh, hey, you're here! 523 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,541 Yeah, well, where the shit else would I be? 524 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:34,999 Right. Well, how about we start shooting 525 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,417 some behind-the-scenes stuff, huh? 526 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,541 Look, dude, you know... I-I'm not an animal in your zoo. 527 00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:40,999 What? 528 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,708 I'm doing the thing you're paying me to do. 529 00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,958 You know what? Not anymore. 530 00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:46,124 - Wait! - Gimme that! 531 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:48,040 Why don't you fuck the fuck off? 532 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:50,917 You know what? Fucking happy to! 533 00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:03,499 So, Ben takes Tobert's camera 534 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,749 into his dressing room 535 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,916 where he's caught talking to somebody. 536 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:08,332 Watch. 537 00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:12,417 I want you so fuckin' bad. 538 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:16,792 But you're gonna ruin my career. 539 00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,290 And I'm gonna like it. 540 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:21,124 Who the hell is he talking to? 541 00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:23,499 Everyone's accounted for. 542 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,791 This, my friends, is what we call a dead end. 543 00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:33,875 I told Ben, "I know what you did." 544 00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:37,417 But I didn't have the whole picture. 545 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,332 His, his brother was leaving him. 546 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,917 I punched him. 547 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,207 He was fasting. 548 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:49,582 His elderly sewing ladies got stuck in UN traffic 549 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,291 and didn't even see the show. 550 00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:53,249 And all this goes on 551 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:56,165 30 minutes before his Broadway debut 552 00:23:56,166 --> 00:24:00,083 after being up all night making hankies for everybody? 553 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,834 Oh, my God. 554 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:08,333 It was Ben who needed a hanky to cry into. 555 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:10,833 Oh jeez! 556 00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:11,999 Oh! 557 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,249 The damn has burst! 558 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,958 Nah, there's a little bit. 559 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:24,082 - There's a little something. - Eh, not much. 560 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:25,582 Thank God that's over. 561 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:31,624 Ben must have been poisoned in that pocket of time 562 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,499 by whoever he was talking to. 563 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,916 - I... if we could just figure out... - Give it up. 564 00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:37,874 We don't know what we don't know. 565 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,582 I'm sorry, Oliver. 566 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:42,305 I don't think we're gonna solve this in time to free Loretta. 567 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:45,917 I suppose it's fine. 568 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:50,083 I guess I'll just die sad and alone. 569 00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:53,625 Wanna know how I was able to access those tears just now? 570 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,165 I thought about Joy. 571 00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:58,792 Seeing her wedding dress was like a punch in the gut. 572 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,207 I hear she's with Bakula now. 573 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,916 Scott or Jeff? 574 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:05,624 Scott. Who's Jeff Bakula? 575 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,749 Eh, I have both of you beat 576 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,416 in the "we're losers" competition. 577 00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:13,457 I still don't have my life figured out, 578 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:17,165 I haven't solved this case, and I have no place to live. 579 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,625 Still lost. 580 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,958 You don't have to have it all worked out. You've got time. 581 00:25:20,959 --> 00:25:23,583 Yeah, well, tell that to 10-year-old Mabel. 582 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,667 This is a MASH from when I was a kid. 583 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,542 You know, the game that tells you your future? 584 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:33,916 Anyway, mine predicted 585 00:25:33,917 --> 00:25:36,924 that I would be married to Josh Hartnett, 586 00:25:37,025 --> 00:25:38,708 with two kids, 587 00:25:38,709 --> 00:25:41,125 driving a Honda Odyssey. 588 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:44,458 I was so sure this MASH was right. 589 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:49,916 I made my mom promise to send it to me when I turned 30. 590 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:53,290 Came in the mail today, so perfect timing. 591 00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:54,749 Wait. 592 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,959 Are you saying today's your 30th birthday? 593 00:25:57,959 --> 00:26:00,207 And you spent it running around 594 00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:01,541 looking for clues with the two of us? 595 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:04,667 Honestly, there's no way I'd rather spend it. 596 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:08,874 What do you think 10-year-old Mabel would say 597 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,959 if she could see how your life actually turned out? 598 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:12,708 Oh, she'd be horrified. 599 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:15,374 But what the fuck did she know? She shopped at Wet Seal. 600 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:17,458 I did it! 601 00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:19,791 I solved the shredder paper! 602 00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:21,416 But I've been taping too long. 603 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:24,040 My vision's gone blurry. I can't read it. 604 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,208 - No, no, o-over here. Yes, okay. - Oh, you're over here. 605 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:32,708 O.M. God! I know what this is. 606 00:26:32,709 --> 00:26:33,709 That fast? 607 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:34,874 No, I just need to read two words. 608 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,040 Two words I'll never forget. 609 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:37,833 "Didn't sing." 610 00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:41,332 This is Maxine's review of my original show, 611 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,582 but it was never published. 612 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:43,833 How did someone get ahold of this? 613 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:45,833 Two words. I need to get LASIK, 614 00:26:45,834 --> 00:26:47,291 and he only needed two words. 615 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,374 - What is that? - Torn paper? 616 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,708 I need to tape it together. 617 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,833 Look what you've turned me into! 618 00:26:54,834 --> 00:26:56,457 Ow. 619 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,249 This review says Ben was the weak link of the show. 620 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:03,000 She said, "He was as wooden as the lighthouse he's standing on." 621 00:27:03,542 --> 00:27:05,457 What if someone read this that night? 622 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,249 Maybe they decided to get rid of Ben to save the play. 623 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,457 There are a lot of careers riding on it being a hit. 624 00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:11,582 Not mine, of course. 625 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,958 I came to it as an established TV veteran. 626 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:15,708 Yes, and thank you for your service. 627 00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:16,709 Guys? 628 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:18,916 This could be our motive. 629 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:20,874 Now we're getting somewhere! 630 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,290 I-I need to refuel. 631 00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,874 Charles, please tell me you have some dips... 632 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,958 I think there's some, uh, Norwegian red herring in the fridge. 633 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,541 Hey, did that review mention my performance? 634 00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:35,082 Huh? Oh, uh, no. Nothing. 635 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:36,999 Really? 'Cause I kinda had a big, big role... 636 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,040 Charles, don't. 637 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:51,874 - You're flat. Horrible. - Sorry. I know. 638 00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,082 Thank you, guys. 639 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:55,417 Come on. Make a wish. 640 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,166 - Ah, yes. - Hey, come on. Sit down. 641 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,582 There you go. 642 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,833 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 643 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:06,332 They tried to keep us apart, 644 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:10,082 make me stick to my heart-healthy diet, 645 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,874 but you found your way back to me. 646 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:14,624 Oliver, keep going. 647 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,374 Yeah... Why? 648 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,207 I know you feel it, too. 649 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,582 You want me... 650 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,249 No, you need me to tear into you, 651 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:24,374 you naughty little mistress. 652 00:28:24,375 --> 00:28:26,959 I know who Ben was talking to. 653 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,082 - Wait! - Gimme that! 654 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,375 Why don't you fuck the fuck off? 655 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:34,083 You know what? Fucking happy to! 656 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:55,041 You're not supposed to be here. 657 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,875 We both know you're bad. 658 00:29:06,542 --> 00:29:08,542 God, I want you. 659 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,083 I want you so fuckin' bad. 660 00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,041 But we both know you'll ruin my career. 661 00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:20,125 And I'm gonna like it. 662 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:38,750 Mm! 663 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,624 Oh, my God! 664 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:42,625 Oh! 665 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:55,792 What the fuck did you just do? 666 00:29:58,583 --> 00:30:00,083 You ate the whole thing. 667 00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:04,125 You're disgusting. 668 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,499 Loretta was right. 669 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,208 You're a fucking pig. 670 00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:13,834 You're a fucking pig! 671 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:19,249 You're a fucking pig. You... are... 672 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,333 a fucking... pig! 673 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:26,165 Pig! 674 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:28,999 Pig! You're a fucking pig! 675 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,458 Fucking pig! 676 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:57,791 This is Trixie. Please leave me a message. 677 00:30:57,792 --> 00:31:00,416 Uh, hey! 678 00:31:00,417 --> 00:31:02,791 It's, uh, it's me. It's Benny. 679 00:31:02,792 --> 00:31:04,290 Um... 680 00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:06,541 Uh, are you, are you guys coming to the show? 681 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:09,249 I really need you to, to be here. 682 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,541 Uh... 683 00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:13,457 I've just never felt so alone. 684 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,874 Ben? 685 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,791 Everyone gets opening night jitters! 686 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:18,917 I can talk you through it. 687 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:21,416 I-I gotta go. Please get here soon. 688 00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,374 I'm surrounded by people I can't trust. 689 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:24,458 They're all out to get me. 690 00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,291 Uh... 691 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:43,875 I'm good. 692 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:45,750 I'm good. 693 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:48,290 This whole time, 694 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:50,541 it wasn't who Ben was talking to, 695 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:52,082 it was what. 696 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,624 You think if those last 30 minutes 697 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,040 hadn't been so brutal, 698 00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:56,958 maybe Ben wouldn't have needed to eat that cookie. 699 00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,500 Maybe he'd still be alive. 700 00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:00,542 That cookie! 701 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:03,834 It was from Donna. 702 00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:06,999 Mabel, what did that review say about Ben's performance? 703 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,249 It said he was as wooden as the lighthouse. 704 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:13,040 Donna said that exact thing at sitzprobe. 705 00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:15,040 She'd read the review. 706 00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,416 A-And you know, she was always bragging 707 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,082 about her connection to the paper. 708 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:21,374 I bet she sweet-talked someone into slipping her a copy. 709 00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:23,499 She'd sabotage her own play? 710 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,583 It wasn't hers. 711 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,416 It was her son's. 712 00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:30,666 His first production. 713 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:32,541 And if it had been panned, 714 00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:35,040 it could have also been his last. 715 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:44,125 So, let's say Donna gets her hands on the review 716 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:48,750 which says Ben is the weak link of the show. 717 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,750 That's odd. 718 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:09,500 She spots the rat poison. 719 00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:14,083 Then, the cookie. 720 00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:17,625 And she gets the idea to poison Ben. 721 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:22,792 Hmm. 722 00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,624 She leaves him the cookie, 723 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:44,916 knowing it's his weakness, 724 00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,999 and that he's in a bad spot emotionally. 725 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,457 The perfect temptation. 726 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:50,708 All she has to do now 727 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:52,624 is make sure he eats the cookie. 728 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:56,290 Go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben. 729 00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:57,541 Do whatever it takes 730 00:33:57,542 --> 00:34:00,124 to get your ass ready to go on that stage. 731 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,208 Yeah. 732 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,416 Oh, hey, you're here! 733 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:08,332 Yeah, well, where the shit else would I be? 734 00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:09,916 Right. Well, how about we start shooting 735 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:11,416 some behind-the-scenes stuff, huh? 736 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:14,416 Look, dude, you know... I-I'm not an animal in your zoo. 737 00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:17,207 So, we have our motive, the review. 738 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:19,416 We have the murder weapon, a cookie. 739 00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:21,874 And when the cookie doesn't work, 740 00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,749 she pushes him down the elevator shaft. 741 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:26,916 She was in and out of that party all night. 742 00:34:26,917 --> 00:34:29,290 She could have easily made a murderous pit stop. 743 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,625 So, 744 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,666 we have our killer, Donna. 745 00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:35,374 Which means we can get Loretta out! 746 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,082 Uh, I don't know. 747 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,040 Her arraignment's in 20 minutes, 748 00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:40,749 and the courthouse is way downtown. 749 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:42,457 And I'm all out of ladders. 750 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:44,791 And I can't cry twice in one day. 751 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,457 Unless I think of my dad. 752 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,499 Or my mom. 753 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,583 Or any moment from my childhood. 754 00:34:50,709 --> 00:34:52,165 Mabel, what is it? 755 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,375 Nobody stops a bride. 756 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,958 I still don't get why you guys wore tuxes. 757 00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,958 Oh, I never miss a chance to put on my tux. 758 00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,457 Last time I wore this was 1987 Emmys. 759 00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,165 Wait, wait! That means... Hey! 760 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,958 - Bebe Neuwirth's phone number! - Ah! 761 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:11,582 - Oh! Oh, oh, oh! - Oh no! 762 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,290 A bride needs a cab. Please? 763 00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:16,332 - Bride. Bride needs a cab. - Oh, thank you. 764 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,999 - You, out. You, in. - Thank you, ma'am! 765 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,207 Th-That's, that's very good. 766 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:21,916 Wanna know what I wished for, 767 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:25,583 over that birthday candle stuck in a tub of dip? 768 00:35:25,941 --> 00:35:26,959 You're looking at it. 769 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,083 Thank you... 770 00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:31,958 Me with my two besties doing murder stuff. 771 00:35:31,959 --> 00:35:33,082 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 772 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,874 Not a bad life. 773 00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:37,374 Wait. Whoa, whoa. Slow down. Y'all got an appointment? 774 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:39,290 It's my wedding, ma'am. 775 00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,290 And you guys are, what, her two dads? 776 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,290 That's right. We're the fathers of the bride. 777 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,291 Oh, that's fun. 778 00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:45,333 So you got a groom in there? 779 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:48,750 Why does there always have to be a groom? 780 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:50,916 Many happy returns. 781 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:51,917 Thank you. 782 00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:56,916 There she is. 783 00:35:56,917 --> 00:35:58,375 Loretta, wait! 784 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,958 Oliver, what are you doing here? 785 00:36:02,959 --> 00:36:05,290 I came to stop you. Don't plead guilty. 786 00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:08,541 Wow. You look... great in orange. 787 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,374 Oh! I do? 788 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:12,750 Thanks. 789 00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:15,833 You look really nice, too. 790 00:36:15,834 --> 00:36:17,457 - I do? - Mm-hmm. 791 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:19,708 Oh, this old thing. I... 792 00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:21,083 We know who murdered Ben. 793 00:36:21,709 --> 00:36:23,124 You only confessed to save Dickie, 794 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,791 but he didn't do it. And we can prove that. 795 00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:25,958 You have to trust me. 796 00:36:25,959 --> 00:36:27,999 I do. 797 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,416 I trust you. I just... 798 00:36:31,417 --> 00:36:34,416 I've gone down this road so far already. 799 00:36:37,959 --> 00:36:39,374 Who do you think did it? 800 00:36:39,375 --> 00:36:41,582 Um, Oliver? 801 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,041 Fuckity fuck. 802 00:36:57,376 --> 00:37:02,376 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -