1 00:00:01,626 --> 00:00:02,794 We know who murdered Ben. 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:03,878 Who do you think did it? 3 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,630 Donna! My beloved producer! 4 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,632 The spooky sound from opening night. 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,551 Someone was in here shredding something. 6 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,886 O.M. God! I know what this is. 7 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,848 This is Maxine's review of my original show. 8 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:18,226 Let's say Donna gets her hands on the review, 9 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:22,022 which says Ben is the weak link of the show. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,982 She spots the rat poison. 11 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,192 And she gets the idea to poison Ben. 12 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,112 Go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben. 13 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,031 I'm fasting 'til after the show. 14 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,958 Help me… 15 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,300 People always like to ask me, 16 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,094 "What is it that a producer does?" 17 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:57,474 I like to reply, "I produce." 18 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,560 And that doesn't mean I just pay for it, though I do. 19 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:04,689 I'm the one who gives birth to it all. 20 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,442 It's what I've always wanted to do. 21 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,319 It's what I've always done. 22 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,780 Well, tell him if he can't write a song 23 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,406 that sounds like Andrew Lloyd Webber, 24 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,408 I'll call someone else. 25 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,619 I'll call Andy fucking Webber. That's who, Carl. 26 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,621 Ma'am, we're gonna need you to push now. 27 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,664 I gotta go. Just get it done. 28 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,794 I've won nine Tonys. 29 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,923 I've given birth to 34 Broadway shows. 30 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,383 But, if someone asks me 31 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,885 what my favorite thing I've ever made is… 32 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,304 "Mamma Mia." 33 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,514 Hands down, 34 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,766 changed the trajectory of my whole career. 35 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:41,935 That's a joke. 36 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:43,186 Producers can be funny. 37 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,312 People don't realize that. 38 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,439 I'm your mommy. 39 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,443 I'll protect you for the rest of your life. 40 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,830 Hey, Carl. 41 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,791 Tell him the song should be called 42 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,292 "The Rest of Your Life." 43 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,423 It's about a parent imagining a life for their child. 44 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,263 The thing no one tells you when you first start 45 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:21,224 is how rewarding producing can be. 46 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,854 Or how dangerous. 47 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,772 Yeah, b-but I should just… Well, I'm surprised… 48 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,857 - I know who you are… - No. 49 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:29,926 - You know. - Surprised… 50 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,359 This is so incredibly exciting! 51 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,612 To be invited into the inner sanctum like this, 52 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,448 watching you three work. 53 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,950 I imagine it's like being inside that documentary, 54 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,077 watching, uh, Paul McCartney write "Get Back." 55 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,787 Yeah. That's why they call us 56 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,789 "The Rolling Stones of True Crime." 57 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,916 - No, it's the… - Beatles! I was kidding. 58 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,086 - Oh, okay. - And thank you for yesterday. 59 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,922 For stopping me from pleading guilty to Ben's murder. 60 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,633 Well, we know that you were just trying to protect Dickie, 61 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,469 your… son. 62 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,552 Mm. 63 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,388 And thank you for bailing me out. 64 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,806 - I paid your bail. - Yes. 65 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,183 But when they said they didn't take Amex, 66 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,726 I helped you find your Visa. 67 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,521 Anything for you, mi amor. 68 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,482 My pea pod. 69 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,984 My little cuddlepups. 70 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,030 Ew. Is this what this looks like? 71 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,406 You don't call Tobert "cuddlepups"? 72 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,201 I have a hard enough time calling him Tobert. 73 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,245 The documentary guy? Are you and he…? 74 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,330 Oh… 75 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,499 - Nice! - Thanks. I know, right? 76 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,669 So, are we sure about Donna? 77 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,128 On opening night, 78 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,838 Donna got her hands on an early review, 79 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,924 and it was a pan. A massacre! 80 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,550 The harshest review in the history of… 81 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,969 Okay, I have had, like, six heart attacks this season, Charles. 82 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,638 Can we move past the shitty review 83 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,181 and just recap what we know? 84 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,352 Okay, so Donna can't let her son's first show 85 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,937 be a bomb, due to Ben. 86 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,064 So, she shreds the review, 87 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:54,025 finds the rat poison, makes a poisonous cookie, 88 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,485 and gives it to him. 89 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,821 A cookie she knows that he can't resist 90 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,573 due to his deep-seated eating disorder. 91 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,284 And, in fact, it was my unhealthy relationship to dips 92 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,911 that helped us to crack it. 93 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,582 Leave me alone! I'm happy. 94 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,750 I'll get help. 95 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,086 But, the poison didn't kill Ben, 96 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,839 so Donna takes things a step further. 97 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,716 She pushes him down the elevator shaft 98 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,175 at Oliver's after-party. 99 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,345 Admittedly, it's a pretty drastic step for her. 100 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,429 She had to have been… 101 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:24,597 Sick. 102 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,559 She's… 103 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,061 sick. 104 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,070 And if she only has a limited amount of time 105 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:42,198 to ensure her son's future, I tell you, 106 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,368 a mother will do almost anything. 107 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:46,911 It's good, but it's thin. 108 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,247 We don't have anything tying Donna to the push. 109 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,292 We need a confession on tape. 110 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,460 I-It's what we do. 111 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,503 And on opening night. 112 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,173 Okay, let's go over the plan. 113 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,383 Let's start with the bouquet of flowers. 114 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,927 - Can we tweak these? - Yeah. I did these really fast. 115 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,888 The Oliver lines on card three, 116 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:05,971 I think I should take them. 117 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,057 You don't think I can say those? 118 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,140 Oh no, you could, 119 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,267 but I think I could do more with it. 120 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,643 In what way? How could you do more? 121 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,520 Well, just, it needs to be so real and so believable, 122 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,855 and I have a little more experience at it. 123 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,357 Is it always like this? 124 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,775 This is us on fire. 125 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,610 Hey. 126 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,154 Do you know when you're gonna tell Dickie? 127 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,117 I just wanna get through opening night, 128 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,203 and then I'm gonna tell him right afterwards. 129 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,286 Oh, yay! 130 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,248 That was a weird thing to fist bump on. 131 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,085 Yeah, it was odd. Oh! 132 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,462 Dickie showed me something 133 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,548 when he came to visit me after my arrest. I have it. 134 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,133 You know what? I-I think we should lose 135 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,510 all your lines on card nine. 136 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,012 I mean, if we want Donna to confess before curtain, 137 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,348 we need cuts. And you tend to milk your stuff. 138 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,684 Me? Milk my stuff? 139 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,686 Oh, that's right. That's what I do. Yup. 140 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,646 I milk everything. Oh, look at me. 141 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:55,897 Oh, I'm milking Bossy the cow! 142 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,023 Milk, milk, milk! 143 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,358 Oh, look at all the milk I'm getting. 144 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,694 Okay. You got a point. 145 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,154 Dickie was worried that this might implicate me, but… 146 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,243 Might this tie Donna to the push? 147 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,374 What? Did I do good? 148 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,846 Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. 149 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,931 Help us, Gideon. Help us, Gideon. 150 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,434 - Help us, Gideon. Help us… - Howard, what are you doing? 151 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,852 I know it doesn't make a lot of sense, 152 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,688 but I think we could use all the help we can get tonight. 153 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,107 Okay. Happy opening! 154 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,151 We welcome you. We welcome you. 155 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,070 We welcome you. We welcome you… 156 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:46,910 Hi! 157 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,385 Sorry to interrupt, Donna. 158 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,470 Someone was looking for you. They wanted me to give you this. 159 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,180 Aw… 160 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:55,141 That dress! Thanks. 161 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,481 I have to go, honey, but first… 162 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,483 One on your lips. 163 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,276 Mm… mwah. 164 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,696 And one on your heart. 165 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,323 - It's a thing we do. - It's so sweet. 166 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,367 I'm gonna go before it gets any sweeter. 167 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,577 Oh. 168 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,790 Make sure you get on that line. 169 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,542 Should you powder? Shiny. 170 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,463 Attention. 10 minutes to places. 171 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,547 10 minutes to places. 172 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,388 Surprised to see us, aren't you? 173 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,932 You're a little short of breath, Donna. 174 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,310 You must be really excited to see that review. 175 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,272 Just like last time. That's right. 176 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,233 We know you got Maxine's pan. 177 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,152 The worst review in the history of theater. 178 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:48,695 A complete bloodletting. 179 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,864 It said you should never be near a Broadway stage 180 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,157 - as a director… - Yeah, w-w-we get it. 181 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,700 Okay, sorry. Jesus. 182 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,076 Say, Donna. 183 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:58,663 Could we interest you in something to eat? Maybe… 184 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,873 a cookie? 185 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,833 Hm. She doesn't want them. 186 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,085 That's odd. It's not like they're poisoned. 187 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,755 Jesus Christ, this is painful. 188 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,799 You think I poisoned Ben, right? 189 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,883 That's what this is about? Great. 190 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,470 Let's jump ahead. I did it. 191 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,891 The fuck did I write all these cards for? 192 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,187 Just to be clear, 193 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,814 when you say you did it, you mean… 194 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,191 Poisoned Ben. 195 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:27,650 And when you say you poisoned Ben… 196 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,736 Can we please focus on what's important? 197 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,071 Getting ready for opening night! 198 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,322 Where is it? 199 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,909 The hidden mic you're using for your podcast. Is it… 200 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,994 Under the cookies. It's under the cookies, isn't it? 201 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,080 Hm, that would've been clever, but it's… 202 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,831 Right here. 203 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,501 Hi. 204 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,336 Oh. 205 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,507 Maxine's review would've killed the show. 206 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,926 So I bought us some time. I wasn't trying to kill Ben. 207 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,886 I just wanted to knock him on his ass. 208 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,097 Of course, it's hard to know the exact 209 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,183 non-lethal amount of rat poison to give a man. 210 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,436 How many rats is one Ben Glenroy? 211 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,649 Anyway, now you're sitting on a hit musical, Oliver. 212 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:08,775 You're fucking welcome. 213 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,151 I wish it was that simple, 214 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,947 Donna, but see, you didn't just buy the show time. 215 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,491 You pushed Ben to his death. 216 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,910 I did not push him anywhere. 217 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,204 Nice try, but we have this. 218 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,165 The hanky that was in Ben's hand 219 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,500 on the elevator floor, 220 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,461 snatched from you as he fell. 221 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:32,090 The blood has dried to a dark brown, but this… 222 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,801 lipstick stain. 223 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,470 Well, looky here. 224 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,223 An exact match to your shade. 225 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,895 Well, shit. 226 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,440 You idiots actually got me. 227 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,652 I pushed Ben. 228 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,240 I couldn't risk him performing the next night and… 229 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,326 and ruining our show. 230 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,415 I killed Ben Glenroy. 231 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,961 - Did you get that? - Shit. No, I got distracted. 232 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,546 Sorry. What happened? 233 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,922 Can she say it again? 234 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,382 Yes, I got it. 235 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,176 Jeez. 236 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,845 We never get such a straightforward confession. 237 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,222 Usually it's more roundabout and confusing. 238 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,183 Mabel, you did it! 239 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,101 Yeah. Amazing. 240 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,395 Five minutes to curtain, people. 241 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,898 May I ask one favor? 242 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,235 Don't call the police yet. 243 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,321 I'll turn myself in 244 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,365 after the curtain falls. 245 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,659 It's my son's first Broadway show. 246 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,542 I'm a woman with stage four lung cancer. 247 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,921 I'm not a flight risk. 248 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:56,383 And there are no more famous actors here I can kill. 249 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,677 - No offense, Charles. - Lots taken. 250 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,929 I gave you a shot, Oliver. 251 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,598 I gave you a shot when no one else would. 252 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,769 Can you please give me this? 253 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,903 Say it again. 254 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,240 In case the… coat stand didn't get the audio. 255 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:25,954 I did it. 256 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,915 I killed Ben Glenroy. 257 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,878 Guys! Hello? Anyone! 258 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,092 Oliver, we have a big fucking problem. 259 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,343 - Your cardio conditioning? - Yes! 260 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,886 That is a big fucking problem, 261 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,347 but that is not this big fucking problem. 262 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,766 It's Jonathan. He can't go on. 263 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,102 He's taken a bunch of pills and he is completely out of it. 264 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,855 - The leading man cocktail. - Sweet Jesus! 265 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,565 Why are you a coat stand? 266 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,276 - Hi. - Howard, Jonathan has got to go on! 267 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,028 Who's gonna replace our leading man 268 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,195 on five minutes' notice? 269 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,739 I don't know. 270 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,366 But we'll need someone who knows his every line. 271 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,326 Someone who's studied his every gesture, 272 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,619 his every intonation. 273 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,539 Someone who never sought the spotlight 274 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,459 but is willing to accept the weight 275 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,710 of the detective's hat. 276 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,590 Howard, are you saying what I think you're saying? 277 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,970 Uh-huh… 278 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,639 Thank you. 279 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,275 One of you smells. 280 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,485 - It's me. - It's him. 281 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,028 I hate theater. 282 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,822 I'm just here because I'm so fucking supportive. 283 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,492 Do you think someone will die again? 284 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,243 Oliver's career might die again. 285 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,080 Ooh, I like the way you think, Matthew Broderick. 286 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,272 Broadway's first quadruple threat. 287 00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,608 Can't sing, dance, direct, or act. 288 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:01,860 You're a lot of fun. 289 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,717 - Hey. - Hey. 290 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,303 This is a recording of Donna's confession. 291 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,846 I gotta say, I'm really glad 292 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,598 that you worked things out with your old guys. 293 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,391 'Cause Only Murders is so… 294 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,461 Don't say cute. 295 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,518 That's not what I was gonna say. 296 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,395 Your podcast is not cute. 297 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,982 However, you are very, very cute. 298 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,631 Who goes there? 299 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,554 You're not getting all soft on me, are you? 300 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,890 Never. No, I'm the last of a dying breed of man. 301 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,185 One that refuses to emote or express his feelings. 302 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,229 Me and Liam Neeson, I'm pretty sure we're the only two left. 303 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,816 But, I mean, theoretically, if I was that kind of guy… 304 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,026 - Oh God. - Maybe I would say that, 305 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,611 I really like you. 306 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,447 Way more than I like other people. 307 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,828 And I might tell you that I was just offered an indie film in LA 308 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,831 and I would tell you that every part of me 309 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,375 wants to ask if you wanna come with me. 310 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,086 I mean, you're always talking about… 311 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,256 feeling stuck and lost. 312 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,550 This could be different. 313 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,386 - Tobert… - Wait. You know what? 314 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,304 Just think about it. 315 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,348 Is that okay? 316 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,794 Okay. 317 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:58,810 Okay. 318 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,896 And… 319 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,315 thanks for not talking about your feelings. 320 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,735 - Never. - God, that was incredible! 321 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,404 I feel 58 again! Ugh! 322 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,613 I gotta go see this. Are you? 323 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,449 - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. - Okay. 324 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,259 Loretta, that was… 325 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,928 That was extremely moving. 326 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,971 LORETTA Thank you, Dickie. 327 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,766 I need to tell you something. 328 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,398 When I was young… 329 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,858 …er (laughs), 330 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,444 I made a decision. 331 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,614 The sort of decision that you can only make 332 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:37,075 when you're too young to make it. 333 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,161 And I… 334 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,749 I've… spent… 335 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,669 the rest of my life wondering… 336 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,962 I knew it. 337 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,756 I… 338 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,883 My God, I knew it. 339 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,677 I felt like I was going crazy. 340 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,760 I feel like I've known since 341 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,263 I saw you at that first readthrough. 342 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,764 It's like… 343 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,769 like you were calling to me. 344 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,730 Like the lighthouse. 345 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,606 Like… 346 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,817 I can't explain it 347 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,486 any more than I can explain the plot of this musical. 348 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,823 But, I just… I knew. 349 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,408 You knew? 350 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,870 Well then, you, you must also know that… 351 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,247 all these years, you know, 352 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,417 even before I, I met you 353 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,627 and got to know you, 354 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,506 th-there's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you. 355 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,426 There's nothing. 356 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,308 A move that means 357 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,768 the killer might just… 358 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,644 There's something fishy in the kitchen. 359 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,563 Something suspect in the foundation. 360 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,315 OLIVER/CHARLES: But at least we can agree that the nursery 361 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,192 is tertiary in this investigation. 362 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,335 - Oh! Jonathan! - Hmm? 363 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,961 Hey, have you seen Cliff? 364 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,675 - Cliff is…? - Mm-hmm. 365 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,805 When I was a kid, 366 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,890 I'd watch my mom's shows from up here. 367 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,893 It was quiet. 368 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,478 I didn't wanna be in the way. 369 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,358 I'd bring a bag of Twizzlers and 370 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,902 swing 'em around like I was the conductor. 371 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,071 Your mom confessed to killing Ben. 372 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,451 I know. She just told me. 373 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,870 But it wasn't her. 374 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,124 One on the lips… 375 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,252 and one on the heart. 376 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,965 She did the exact same thing before leaving Oliver's party. 377 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,049 Didn't she? 378 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,510 You had her handkerchief, 379 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:45,388 and it was you at the elevator with Ben. 380 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,223 Wha… Rat poison? 381 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,603 Are you sure? 382 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:55,690 Uh, no, Doc, I-I trust you, but… 383 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,069 Thanks. 384 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,366 You're still here! 385 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,618 Which could also be the theme of the night. 386 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,537 You left to take a call, like, half an hour ago. 387 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,831 Yeah, it was my… It was my doctor. 388 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:12,957 Guy likes to talk. 389 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,834 Mostly about his niece, 390 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,670 who he wants me to help try get into Dartmouth, 391 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,339 despite having a 2.8 GPA and no extracurriculars. 392 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,424 - As if! - I know. 393 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,553 Quite a night. 394 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,847 You okay? 395 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,517 Yeah, I'm fine. 396 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:33,937 No. Uh… 397 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,481 My hospital labs came back. 398 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,900 Doctor said I-I ingested rat poison. 399 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,443 Oh, my God! That's nasty! 400 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,570 Yeah, and get this. The other shit found in me, 401 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:45,573 my HGH, uppers, and that microdose of Viagra, 402 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,200 they probably saved my ass. 403 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,578 But how the fuck did I ingest rat poison? 404 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,163 I was fasting. 405 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,126 That cookie. 406 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,405 What? 407 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,796 That's all I, I ate. 408 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,756 One fucking Schmackary. 409 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:03,299 Wait a minute. 410 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,469 You brought those to the theater, didn't you? 411 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:09,180 Me? No, no, no. The cookies were from Mom. 412 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,640 I was in charge of getting everyone 413 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:13,184 a really nice pen from Tiffany. 414 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:20,191 Hold… Wait, your, your mom brought the cookies? 415 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,279 I talked to her right before curtain. 416 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,364 She said to me… What did she say? 417 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,661 "Just go to your dressing room. Be nice to Ben." 418 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,746 So I did. 419 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:37,042 And there, just waiting for me, 420 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,126 asking to be eaten… 421 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:46,634 What are you doing? 422 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,636 Nothing, darling. Just producing. 423 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:50,805 Have you seen the review yet? 424 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,515 No, but I'm sure it's a rave. 425 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,227 Holy shit. Your mom poisoned me. 426 00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,648 She would never hurt someone. 427 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,359 I mean, maybe she was protecting me. 428 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,443 It's what she does. 429 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,029 But why? I'm a fucking star! 430 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,281 W… Unless she thought I sucked. 431 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,452 Oh, my God, she thought I sucked! 432 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:15,163 She thought I-I was ruining her boy's play. 433 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,290 Her real star! 434 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,292 And so, she tried to murder me? 435 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,419 Fucker balls! 436 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,089 I'm telling the cops. 437 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,217 She's going away for a long time, boy. 438 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:31,680 It's Cliff. Not "boy." 439 00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,390 Sure. How do you call the cops? 440 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,891 Do you j… Would you just Google "cops"? 441 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,894 I'm more than just Donna's boy. 442 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,604 I'm my own person, 443 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,731 with my own thoughts and ideas. 444 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,651 Like I told her you weren't right for the part. 445 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,444 She should have listened. 446 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,447 I said you were a superhero hack 447 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,533 who had no business on Broadway. 448 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:53,076 That you were a stinker. 449 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,453 A phony. 450 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,289 What did you call me? 451 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:00,083 A phony. 452 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,627 Take it back. 453 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,004 Phony. 454 00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,466 It's been a long night. 455 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,927 I'd watch yourself right now. Boy. 456 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,972 Call me that one more time. 457 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,266 I'm right, aren't I? 458 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,186 Back away! 459 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,566 Take one step toward me, I'll throw myself down there! 460 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,317 I'll make this a real shit show! 461 00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:06,691 It was just an accident. I-I didn't mean to… 462 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,693 Cliff. You can justify it, 463 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:12,405 say it was for your mom or that it was an accident, or… 464 00:26:12,489 --> 00:26:13,990 I didn't mean to. 465 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,950 Ben should be on that stage right now. 466 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,411 This should be his moment. 467 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,999 What? 468 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,966 This can't be! 469 00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,551 - You're dead! - Cliff, what's going on? 470 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,481 I can't let my mom take the fall. 471 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,442 I did this. 472 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,861 I killed Ben… No! 473 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,113 I killed Ben. 474 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:55,031 - It's okay - No, don't! 475 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,116 I will jump! 476 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,995 No! Cliff, what are you doing? 477 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,084 Cliff, stop! 478 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,335 No, don't! 479 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,045 I'll do it! I'll really do it! 480 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:10,839 Someone help! 481 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,259 Is someone in my rafters? 482 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,845 Didn't the constable die, like, three scenes ago? 483 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,763 Yeah, but that is exactly the way 484 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,974 a Nova Scotian constable would run. 485 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:22,267 Oh… 486 00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:24,394 I knew it! It was you all along! 487 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:25,520 You're the killer! 488 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:28,440 I'm not just the killer. I'm the father! 489 00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:30,316 Oh… fuck. 490 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,901 That's right! Those kids are mine. 491 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,945 And you can't stand in the way! 492 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,905 Over my dead body. 493 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,302 God, that's a lot of stairs. Stay back! 494 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,137 Cliff! What are you doing? 495 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,765 - Keep him away! - Wait. 496 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:06,353 Hope you like kissing mommy between prison bars. 497 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,148 Actually, you might. Boy. 498 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,140 For the sake of a child. 499 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,772 Oh, my God! 500 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,065 Please, give me your hand! 501 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,444 Cliff! Jesus! 502 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:04,244 Okay. 503 00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:09,708 - That's a lot of stairs! - Right? 504 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,460 - Stay back! - Oh, jeez! 505 00:29:12,544 --> 00:29:14,546 I'm not going to prison! 506 00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:16,589 Oliver, can I ask you, 507 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,759 were the Mermen in Splash this high when they fell? 508 00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:21,469 No, I think you're a bit higher, son. 509 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:24,597 Ah… And was it painless? 510 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:26,016 Oh no, no, no, no. 511 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:28,601 You have never heard Mermen scream like that. 512 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,271 Tell my mother I'm sorry. 513 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,148 Tell her I love her. 514 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:36,151 Tell her to throw away the box under my bed without opening it. 515 00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:38,111 Please insist on that. 516 00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:51,082 It was an accident, Mom. I swear. 517 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,335 It's okay, honey. I've got you. 518 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,378 Close the curtain! 519 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,635 This is the strangest fucking play I've ever seen. 520 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:06,681 I was the original director. My version was stranger. 521 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,517 I'm so glad I'm not in this. 522 00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,696 I love you, Mommy. 523 00:30:26,785 --> 00:30:29,746 Curtain call! Everyone down here for curtain call! 524 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,956 - Curtain call! Oh! - Alright, let's go. 525 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,249 Come on. 526 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,376 - Come. - Come on. 527 00:30:49,307 --> 00:30:50,307 Bow! 528 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,505 I have Maxine's review! 529 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,716 Okay. Uh… 530 00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:26,886 "To say I had my doubts about Death Rattle Dazzle 531 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,597 would be an understatement, but…" 532 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:31,683 Hang on. 533 00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:34,936 It's making me subscribe if I wanna read the rest. 534 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,020 Really? 535 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,981 I thought I had, like, four articles left. 536 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:40,233 Does anyone have a credit card? For the love of God. 537 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,946 Okay. "But, it turns out, 538 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:48,033 under Oliver Putnam's bold direction…" 539 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,243 - Yes! - "…even the offstage antics 540 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:53,246 "add to the Putnam-inspired insanity. 541 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:57,250 "And this dusty old chestnut has been Botoxed, bedazzled, 542 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,543 and brought back to life!" 543 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,465 Congratulations, everybody! 544 00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:04,716 - Yeah! - I did it! 545 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,553 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 546 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:10,805 Mwah. Oh, Jesus. I'm so glad. 547 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:13,725 The opening night of my dreams. 548 00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:15,685 With the girl of my dreams. 549 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:16,770 And here we are again. 550 00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:20,065 - At the piano. - At the piano. 551 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,735 Thank you. 552 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:25,779 No, thank you. 553 00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:27,113 Lucky Durkin. 554 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:32,868 Hey. 555 00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:36,081 Uh, that was Grey's New Orleans: Family Burn Unit. 556 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:37,582 They say they're willing to wait for you. 557 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,460 I'm not sure we take it though. There's also interest in you 558 00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,045 to play the lead in Hedda Gobbler. 559 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,381 Oh, my God. 560 00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:47,175 The animated feature, the one about the turkeys. 561 00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:48,551 I gotta take this. 562 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:49,636 Yeah, it's Dickie. 563 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:55,475 - Wow. Y-You-You've got heat. - Yeah! 564 00:32:58,728 --> 00:32:59,938 I'm not sure 565 00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:02,315 I wanna take either one of those jobs though. 566 00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:06,736 Because it might mean leaving here. 567 00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:09,906 It would also mean following your dream. 568 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,993 And a fresh start with your son. 569 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,414 - Yeah. - And I like LA. 570 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,333 In small… 571 00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:22,961 doses. 572 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,504 Ugh. Fucking hell. 573 00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:26,089 Get a room. 574 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,927 Oh, look at that. It's California red. 575 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,096 Speaking of which, have you done any California dreaming 576 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,597 since we talked earlier? 577 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:37,392 I have… 578 00:33:37,475 --> 00:33:39,227 - lots of dreams. - Do you now? 579 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,688 Meaning? 580 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,194 Okay, you're right. 581 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,780 I do need to get unstuck. 582 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,910 But, the stuff that I need to unstick is here. 583 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,080 - In New York. - Yeah. 584 00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:01,249 Well, I thought that might be where this was headed. 585 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:02,332 It's okay. 586 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:05,503 But I could come visit. I like LA. 587 00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:08,214 In… small doses. 588 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,592 Yeah, me, too. 589 00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,306 Pick again. No, you did it! 590 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:19,351 Los Angeles. A city so nice, 591 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,728 they named it Los Angeles. 592 00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:23,146 So, everyone's going there. 593 00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,773 But, in the Big Apple we remain. 594 00:34:24,856 --> 00:34:27,067 Maybe we could dig up a cold case or something. 595 00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,277 I got a cold case for ya! 596 00:34:29,652 --> 00:34:30,737 Sazz! 597 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,614 Where do I put it, huh? 598 00:34:32,697 --> 00:34:34,324 There you go. How'd you get in here? 599 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:36,117 Who knows? Have I made copies of all your keys? 600 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,870 Like I said, who… knows? 601 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:40,705 Okay, okay. Photo op. Photo op. 602 00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:42,290 - Oh yeah. - I love these. Alright. 603 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,377 Look at that. Hey, listen, um, 604 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:46,628 I got something I need to talk to you about 605 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:47,754 when you get a sec, huh? 606 00:34:47,837 --> 00:34:49,172 - It's a little sensitive. - Yeah, sure. 607 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,924 Hey! Well, since we're celebrating, 608 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:52,008 I'm gonna go upstairs, 609 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:53,134 and I'm gonna get a bottle of 610 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:57,263 1966 Argentinian Malbec I've been saving. 611 00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:59,349 Malbecita del Cielo. 612 00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:01,142 Only five bottles were made that year 613 00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:02,602 because the grapes were so small. 614 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:03,687 - Okay. - Oh. 615 00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:07,524 Wow. 616 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:10,026 I just got a romantic feeler text from Joy. 617 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,611 What? Ooh… 618 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,697 What'd she say? She says, 619 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:16,199 "Scott Bakula says hi." 620 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:17,492 That's not romantic. 621 00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:46,104 And the doctor said, "Too hot?" 622 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:47,439 And he said, "No, too sweet!" 623 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,817 Has anyone seen Charles? 624 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,902 Didn't he go get some more wine? 625 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,457 Hey, what's taking her so long? 626 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:06,958 Sazz better not be drinking 627 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:08,752 our Malbecita del Cielo without us. 628 00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,045 You know there are only five… 629 00:36:10,128 --> 00:36:11,588 Five bottles in the whole world. 630 00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:13,214 Because of the tiny grapes. 631 00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:15,508 Yes, you've already read us the wine's biography. 632 00:36:15,592 --> 00:36:17,302 I love the part about the soil. 633 00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:18,428 Isn't that fascinating? 634 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:19,512 It so is. Yeah, it's great. 635 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:50,770 Captioned by Point.360