1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,794 So what's next, podcast-wise? 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:06,881 What we need is a hot, fresh, dead body, 3 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:09,342 preferably right here or very near to here. 4 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:12,178 I got another email from that Bev Melon. 5 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,389 They wanna make a movie of our podcast. 6 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,891 - Paramount? - They wanna fly us all out to LA 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,144 for some meeting next week. 8 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:20,645 Let's talk movies! 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,814 I invited Sazz to the party, 10 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,442 but she's back to not responding and she usually gets right back to me. 11 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,278 She had something "sensitive" to discuss with me. 12 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,114 She's had so many joints replaced by metal. 13 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,450 Apparently, the best ones come from Bulgaria. 14 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,826 What's all this? 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,287 You need your kitchen window replaced. 16 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,622 Something left a little hole. 17 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,707 Like a bullet hole? 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,888 Okay, make… Yeah. Mm-hmm. 19 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,347 Well, hold on there. 20 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,142 Stunt people are not actually daredevils. 21 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,227 Sure, we find danger sexy. 22 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,480 You know, we like to flirt with it, 23 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,773 buy it a drink, 24 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:08,818 but we don't let it get into our pants. You know? 25 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,154 We do danger safely. 26 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,781 So, if we do get hurt, 27 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,033 we live to fall another day. 28 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,495 You know who taught me that? 29 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,456 The best stuntman in the world. 30 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:25,126 My old man, Slim Pataki. 31 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,422 I come from a long line of stunt people. Are you ready? 32 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,632 - Yeah! - Here we go! 33 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,425 You know, while most parents are trying 34 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,968 to keep their kids away from danger… 35 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,014 …mine taught me how to play in it. Honest to God. 36 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,391 Again, again, again! 37 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,144 There's no point in trying not to fall. 38 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,106 You always fall. But the trick is 39 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,900 you get up, you dust yourself off, 40 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:52,821 and make sure you don't become dust. 41 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,117 Charles, are you okay? 42 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,246 What do you need? We're here. 43 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,165 What do I do? 44 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,502 I can't wash her down the drain! Ah! 45 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,505 M-Maybe we could… 46 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,173 get a wipe? 47 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:15,426 Yes. Yes, a nice, respectful wipe. 48 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,138 Sazz can't end up on a wipe. 49 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,515 Well, you could just leave them like that. 50 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,394 Then, you'd have permanent Sazz hands. 51 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,731 I'd like to take that one back. 52 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,026 I'm gonna call the police. 53 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,236 - Okay. - Great. Yeah. 54 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,245 - Do you want me to… - No. 55 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,374 I know what I'll do. 56 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:47,959 I'll wash her into a bowl. 57 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,210 - Great plan. - A bowl! 58 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,255 Then, I can take the water and ashes, pour 'em into something, 59 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,382 let the water evaporate. 60 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,092 Maybe a Mason jar! 61 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,636 - Oh, homey. Cozy. What a good… That… - Yes, a Mason jar. 62 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,848 - I love Mason jars. - And we will go get that for you now. 63 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:02,932 Yes. 64 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:13,776 Sazz… 65 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,828 Hey, hey, hey, don't sweat it. 66 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,999 Me being dead is the least of your problemos. 67 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,794 Also, get your hands off my boobs. 68 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,263 Um… 69 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,187 Oh, God, she's all over me, too! 70 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,356 'Course this is the week my dry cleaner bumps up his pricing. 71 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,360 Oliver, will you stop shaking Sazz onto the floor and line up the shot? 72 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,863 Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry. O-Okay. So… Alright. 73 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:25,491 So, if that's where Sazz was hit, 74 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,244 then the angle puts the shooter 75 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,746 in the corner apartment across the way. 76 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,706 But, what if… 77 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,958 she was shot here and then fell? 78 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:37,003 Then, she was shot by the… 79 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:39,339 the window next door. Okay! 80 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,132 My hands are clean. 81 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,051 Sazz is in the jar, 82 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:44,177 not in this room. 83 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,095 I'm gonna put her right here. 84 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,764 Okay, s… Wait, no! 85 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,307 I'm gonna put her here 86 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,684 because Sazz used to love sitting on this counter. 87 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,061 So, this is absolutely… 88 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,562 Unless we put her over… 89 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,148 No, this is good. This is absolutely good 90 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,817 because it is time to enact protocol. 91 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,152 Let's call the police. 92 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,363 - Hold on! Hold on. - Wait! I mean, 93 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:06,908 - yes, do what you need to do. - Whatever you need. 94 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,285 Absolutely, Charles. It's just that we thought 95 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,288 maybe we could talk to some people 96 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,791 before the whole building… 97 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,834 comes under siege. 98 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,131 Okay. What do we know so far? 99 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,843 Okay, so Sazz came up here for the wine. 100 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,679 There's a bullet hole in the glass. 101 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,140 And I found a couple of shards on the window seal, 102 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,810 so it seems the bullet came in, not out. 103 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,188 And also, Howard's cadaver dog thinks there was a body about here, 104 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:38,815 and then dragged to the trash chute 105 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,942 by someone who had access to your apartment, 106 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,860 which is terrifying. 107 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,863 And we know we found Sazz in the incinerator. 108 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,698 Poor Sazz. 109 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:48,783 Poor Sazz. 110 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:51,702 I wish I had something to add, but I'm just a manifestation 111 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:54,872 of your rapidly declining mental state, so… 112 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,000 The shot came from the West Tower, 113 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,628 probably somewhere across on the 14th floor. 114 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:03,172 But we need to know exactly where the body was 115 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,841 to know which apartment. 116 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,261 Oh! We could Luminol the floors! I could Postmates us a bottle. 117 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,345 Yes! 118 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,014 A-And what is Luminol, my little murder nerds? 119 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,434 It's a chemical that makes blood glow in the dark. 120 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:18,104 Also, other bodily fluids. That's how I found out 121 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,398 what the construction workers were doing in my old apartment. 122 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,649 Ew. 123 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,902 I don't get it. Who would kill Sazz? Everybody loves Sazz. 124 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,947 Well, remember, 125 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:30,992 the shooter was in the Arconia, 126 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,536 focusing on… your apartment. 127 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,581 And they shot a person dressed like you 128 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:38,082 in your kitchen. 129 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,500 You see where this is going! 130 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,711 I see where this is going! 131 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,337 You think I was the target? 132 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,630 That's preposterous! 133 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:48,259 I was People magazine's 8th Most Beloved TV Cop! 134 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:50,136 In 1989. 135 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,262 '91. 136 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,725 Okay, clearly Sazz was into something weird, 137 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,895 but what about these notes we found in her apartment? 138 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,606 You got… Look, look. "Sick pup." 139 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,691 This one just has random numbers. 140 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,735 - Yeah. - "Dudenoff." 141 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,446 No idea what that means. 142 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,909 "Looking at Charles." 143 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:16,287 It's a mistake to make assumptions this early in an investigation. 144 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,039 Don't let them get in your head. 145 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,207 If you were the target, 146 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,833 it means I was killed because of you, 147 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,419 and that kind of guilt will paralyze you. 148 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,004 We don't know who the target was! 149 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:28,925 Listen, 150 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,969 buddy, m-maybe we make lists of people 151 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:35,181 who, uh, hate you and people who hated Sazz. 152 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,142 Might be fastest to start with Sazz. 153 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,644 Ah… 154 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,855 Sazz was dating Jan, a convicted murderer, 155 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,191 and Sazz said she needed to break up with Jan. 156 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,152 And we know what Jan does to people who break up with her. 157 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:50,488 Okay, but Jan is in prison, 158 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,949 and you broke up with her, too. 159 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,826 Right. I'm calling 911. 160 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,079 It's been a week, and Sazz's Bulgarian left shoulder and knee 161 00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,622 are still in that incinerator. 162 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,876 911. Are you in immediate danger? 163 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,920 No! There's no proof of that! 164 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,130 Alright, then please hold. 165 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,715 Thank you for calling 911. 166 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:13,302 There are… 68… emergencies ahead of you. 167 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,054 Sixty-eight! 168 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:19,517 Okay, it looks like our glorious city has given us a minute. 169 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,228 Why don't we talk through what we know about the residents 170 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,980 of the West Tower? 171 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,232 Ah… 172 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,111 The Westies. 173 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,656 They're an odd bunch. Weirdos. 174 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,241 Loners. 175 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,492 Renters. 176 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,661 You don't have to say it like that. 177 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,955 Yeah, boomer, not everyone was alive 178 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:43,833 when an apartment cost a bag of beans. 179 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,501 I'd kill to rent anything. 180 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,046 Alright, Charles. Tell us about the Westies 181 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,592 and why they might, for argument's sake, 182 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,218 want you dead. 183 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,886 There's Stink-Eye Joe. 184 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,598 Seems hostile. 185 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,600 Always looking over here, 186 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,019 giving me the stink-eye. 187 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:05,563 Ah. 188 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,857 There's the Sauce Family. 189 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,526 Always stirring some kind of sauce 190 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,612 at all hours 191 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,864 and looking over here. 192 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,783 Three people, lots of pots, 193 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,494 always stirring. 194 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:23,706 Are they stirring up a nice batch o' murder? 195 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,583 There's the oddest one of all. 196 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,918 Christmas-all-the-Time Guy. 197 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,129 Handsome guy, always working out. 198 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,090 Never takes down his Christmas decorations. 199 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:36,177 Wears a Christmas sweater all-year-round. 200 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,555 That's most of the floor I can see. 201 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,351 Besides that one apartment that never opens its blinds. 202 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,146 I see the lights go on and off sometimes, 203 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,148 but I never see anyone in there. 204 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,484 Interesting. 205 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,944 Okay, let's sniff around before the cops come. 206 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,781 I think we have to go down around the block to get in, right? 207 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,659 That's right. They sealed off the West Tower from the real Arconia 208 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,285 after a Westie opened a brothel. 209 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,578 Pretty good one, too. 210 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,874 Okay, Charles, text us when 911 picks up. 211 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 212 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,170 Sazz was my stunt double. I wanna investigate. 213 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,630 Listen, 214 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:16,008 I know we don't know who the target was, 215 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,677 but just to be safe, 216 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,929 why don't you help out in here? 217 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,015 With the blinds closed. Stay on hold. 218 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,644 Make a new murder board. Um, Postmates the Luminol. 219 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,563 Luminol! Postmates. 220 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,941 It was the most technical we'd ever been. 221 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,737 You know this is all happening. We might as well just get started. 222 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,827 Hey! 223 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,745 You're giving me busy work! 224 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,624 Charles, this is a big job. We need you to stay safe in here. 225 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,875 - And stay on hold. - Yeah. 226 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,502 - You don't need to go out there to help. - Right. 227 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,379 'Course, they tried to shoot you in here. 228 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:55,256 I was not the target! 229 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,342 Of course, you weren't! 230 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,095 But deadbolt the door. The killer might have had a key. 231 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,722 We love you, buddy. 232 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,598 We do. 233 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,684 I want to have said that. 234 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,732 Charles, deadbolt! 235 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,655 Okay, he is talking to no one. 236 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,991 Hey, I've talked to a few dead people before. 237 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,910 Hey, I once invented a whole Fosse number of you and Charles dancing. 238 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,496 - You had better gams. - Hey, what's that? 239 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,039 "Building meeting tonight. 240 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,709 "Keep our home from being overrun 241 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,210 by a Hollywood movie shoot." 242 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,671 No, no, no, no. This movie has to happen. 243 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,675 It's the only way I can keep up with my sexy, successful girlfriend. 244 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,095 Also, did you know Loretta's co-star is internet famous 245 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,973 for something called a "Jon Hamm-in-the-pants situation"? 246 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,559 Oh, I know. Went deep down that rabbit hole 247 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,644 one rainy afternoon. 248 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,188 Gates of Heaven. 249 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,981 You ever seen it? It's the first time 250 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,358 I ever saw real people just being themselves 251 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,819 and being worthy as characters, too. 252 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,947 It was about pet cemeteries. 253 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,074 But with some… 254 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,453 deep existential shit about the afterlife. 255 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,331 And not for the dead so much, I really… 256 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,541 You've been on film hundreds of times, 257 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,085 and the only way the world will remember your face 258 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,420 is on this old documentary. 259 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,297 Well, 260 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,550 being on film is not the only way to be remembered. 261 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,722 You know, even if you were the target, 262 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,850 you don't have to feel bad. 263 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,352 That's the gig. 264 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,187 I take hits for my guy. 265 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,861 They're just trying to scare me. 266 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,696 I'm not gonna get scared in my own apart… 267 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,035 Closet. 268 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,372 Don't know why I'm whispering. I'm just your subconscious. 269 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,263 Hello, Charles. 270 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,019 Yep. She's real. 271 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,820 Wow… The West Tower. 272 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,075 Somewhere in this pit lay a sniper's nest. 273 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:31,203 Okay, this is our one chance to meet people casually 274 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,164 before the cops put everyone on alert. 275 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,625 So, let's look out some windows and chat. 276 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,794 - Look for the weird. - Okay, first up, 277 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,714 the menacing Stink-Eye Joe. 278 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,302 Okay. 279 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,764 Hey! 280 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,143 It's the famous podcasters from the East Tower! 281 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,479 - Why, yes, that's us. - Uh, hi, I'm Mabel. 282 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,064 I don't know if you're aware, 283 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,817 but they're going to be shooting a movie here based on our podcast. 284 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,528 A movie? Yes, major stars. Very exciting. 285 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,864 So we're scouting possible locations to shoot from. 286 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,074 - In! To shoot in. - Exactly. 287 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,327 With cameras. N-N-Not bang-bang shoot. 288 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,411 Yeah. 289 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,538 So would you be interested in showing us your apartment? 290 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,541 Oh, yeah! I love the movies! 291 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,252 I'll show you anything you want! Come on in! 292 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,214 Vince Fish. 293 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,384 Listen, I got to apologize for the eye patch. 294 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,803 I have antibiotic-resistant pink eye, 295 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,806 and it leaves one eye, and then goes back into the other, 296 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,642 and then back and forth and back and forth like a… 297 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,394 like a virus playing hopscotch! Anyhoo… 298 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,438 I gotta put a compress on it, 299 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,523 but I don't like to hold it in my hands 300 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,860 because I'm highly contagious, okay? 301 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,612 So, I came up with this system! 302 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,656 - Ah, pink eye. Yes. - That's a good idea. 303 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,741 S-So, would you mind if we glance out your window 304 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,868 to see if it gives us the right angle on the East Tower? 305 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,620 Yeah, yeah, come on over! 306 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:58,165 Yeah, I-I mean, you get a good vantage point from over here. 307 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,709 Everybody looks so small. 308 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,878 You could pretend that they're not even people. 309 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,048 They're just like little ants, and you just squish 'em! 310 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,967 You just squish 'em! 311 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,219 But I can see your place, Oliver. 312 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,221 Over there on 10. 313 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,390 And, uh, Mabel, 314 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,976 y-you used to live at 12, and… 315 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,019 there's your friend's place. 316 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,856 What's up with him and his lonely omelets? 317 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,358 And why is he always staring? 318 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,903 Well, who could say why people do what they do. 319 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,072 Anyway, a shot from here won't work 320 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,658 because th-the windows are painted shut. 321 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,121 - Oh. Um… - Ow. 322 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,248 That's too bad. 323 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,710 Yeah. Must be hard for you Easties to imagine. 324 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,795 You're always lifting your windows, 325 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,256 and letting in the fresh air. 326 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,259 Anyhow! I'm going to the neighbors to play some Oh Hell, 327 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,637 so if you wanna come along, you can. You can check out their place, right? 328 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,139 - Uh… Yes. - Oh, that would be fantastic. 329 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,725 - We'd love that. - Yeah, super! New friends! 330 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,606 Back! Stay back. 331 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,650 How did you get out of prison? 332 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,777 A mix of parkour Sazz taught me 333 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,321 and psychosexual manipulation. 334 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,408 I won't bore or arouse you with deets. 335 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,744 Well, I'm not bored. 336 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,163 And thanks for the tip about the secret passageways 337 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,831 in the second season of your podcast. 338 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,124 Super helpful. 339 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,376 Charles! Stop scurrying! 340 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,964 I'm not here to kill you. 341 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,967 I broke out because I'm worried about Sazz. 342 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,886 Worried about Sazz? What, why? 343 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,221 She called last week and sounded upset. 344 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,098 I haven't heard from her since. 345 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,183 Have you? 346 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,143 Thank you for calling 911. 347 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,437 There are… 32… emergencies ahead of you. 348 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,939 Charles. 349 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,567 Why did you call 911? 350 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,820 - I'll tell you, if you don't kill me. - I'll kill you if you don't tell me. 351 00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,906 Touché. 352 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,201 Oh. 353 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,204 I've been meaning to wash these. 354 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,005 We're really more like family over here. 355 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,882 You know, the apartments may be smaller, 356 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,093 - but the hearts are bigger. - Oh. 357 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,637 Maybe that's why I have an enlarged heart. 358 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,100 Inez! 359 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,144 We have guests! 360 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,731 Fresh meat! 361 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,857 Ha! 362 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,068 - Get in here. - Come on. 363 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,863 Come on. Come on. Oh! 364 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,241 - Hi, there. - Hi! Hi. 365 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,663 Ah! Alfonso! Mira! Yeah, mami? 366 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,956 Fix your face. 367 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,791 They wanna play Oh Hell with us. 368 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,878 So nice to finally meet you! 369 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,214 Right? A meeting of the towers. 370 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,299 Wh-Why haven't we done this earlier? 371 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,177 - My mom wishes you brought your friend. - Ana! 372 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,554 She's right, though. 373 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,099 Mm-hmm. Inez is in love with Brazzos. 374 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,183 Ah… 375 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,935 No, seriously. When we first moved in, 376 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,688 she spotted him across the courtyard, almost peed herself. 377 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:11,150 I thought I was gonna have to take the guy out, you know? 378 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,153 Wow. Years of living across from your… 379 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,029 wife's crush must be hard, huh? 380 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,365 Especially when your wife puts on a push-up bra to cook. 381 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,910 Can I help it if Brazzos likes to watch me make sauce? 382 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,954 Mom! I need to move out. 383 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,497 Alright, come on, come on. Let's get started. 384 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,749 You're gonna love this game. 385 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,585 But be careful. 386 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,671 It's a little dangerous. 387 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,720 Ah-ha! 388 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,346 So? 389 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,682 What do you think of Oh Hell? 390 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,728 Well, it's, uh, titillating. A little confusing. 391 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,564 Reminds me of this traumatic game of strip Pinochle I once played 392 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:54,151 with the wonderful Frank Langella, wh-whose drapes do not match the… 393 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,652 He definitely loves it. 394 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,404 So, Mabel, did you achieve? 395 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,906 I don't think so. 396 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,575 - Oh. - Okay, I really, really want to. 397 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,493 Why am I so obsessed already? 398 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,870 - It's so addictive. - Mm. 399 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,873 I bet your friend Mr. Savage would like it. 400 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,375 He's my hall pass. You know. 401 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,377 Which is not supposed to be a thing 402 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,755 with anyone you actually have a chance of meeting 403 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,089 or, you know, 404 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,051 anyone who's constantly staring through your window with his stupid fuckin' face. 405 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,345 Dad, I think you can relax about Brazzos. 406 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,513 He has brittle bones. Mom would shatter him. 407 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,308 I'd sure like to try! 408 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,352 Where's this one running off to? 409 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,896 I just need a pick-me-up. Where's the knife? 410 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,774 Oh, um, on the bathroom sink. I just sharpened it. 411 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,322 Mm. 412 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,242 Alright! Now, I need a hit. 413 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,702 You can't resist! 414 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,287 That's my baby! 415 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,301 So, wh-what is going on in the bathroom? 416 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,137 Sorry. Westie secret. 417 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,764 A sniper? 418 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,686 Snipers are assholes. 419 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:15,065 What's the point of killing if you're not up close for the release? 420 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,858 That's the best part. 421 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,111 You remember, Charles? 422 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,739 I really loved her. 423 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,786 We worked together almost 40 years. 424 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,371 She took every blow for me. 425 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,581 We'd come to the most dangerous part of the scene, 426 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,500 and the director would yell, "Freeze," 427 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,545 and I would freeze. And then Sazz would say… 428 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,131 - Tap in. - "…Tap in." And then, 429 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,010 she would get run over by an airboat while I had a Fresca. 430 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,679 She couldn't find much doubling work 431 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,764 because her height didn't match many women. 432 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:53,353 She said you gave her the shot that started her life. 433 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,563 She loved you. 434 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:58,108 Jeez. This is getting sappy. 435 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,402 She's the reason I haven't killed you, 436 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,196 despite hours of fantasizing. 437 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,199 Well, thank you, Sazz. 438 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,243 Now, I need to borrow a shirt. 439 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,162 This one's covered in prison guard brain. 440 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,084 Prison guard brain? 441 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,753 That's our Jan. 442 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,755 Oh, hell! 443 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,424 Wow! I needed that! 444 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,136 B-A-D! 445 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,973 - Oh! You won! - Oh! I achieved? 446 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,642 I achieved! 447 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,102 - You did it? - Oh, my God! 448 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,314 Oh, I missed it! Okay, newbie. 449 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,150 I think that earns you a trip to the bathroom. 450 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,777 Here you go, buddy. 451 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,280 Oh. I-I don't know that I-I need to… 452 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,075 He's right, you earned it. Ollie. 453 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,702 I insist. 454 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,914 Get in there. Get in there. 455 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,416 Get in there. Get in there. 456 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,627 Get in there! Get in there! Take the knife! 457 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,920 Come on! Get in there! 458 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:03,632 Get in there! Get in there! Get in there! 459 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,635 Get in there! Get in there! 460 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,054 Take that knife! 461 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,016 Get in there! 462 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,477 Is that a person? 463 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,480 Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham. 464 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,857 Imported from Portugal, very special. 465 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,945 It's a ham, Mabel! It's a ham in the shower! 466 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,114 - Yeah! - Go get it! 467 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,365 Alright! 468 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,200 Alright! 469 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:33,787 So, uh, it sounds like we've met most everybody on this side of the floor 470 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,790 except for Christmas Guy and whoever is in that place 471 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,709 with the lockbox on it. Who lives there? 472 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,670 Oh, um, that's the Dudenoff place. 473 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,840 Dudenoff? 474 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,676 Do you know how we could contact them? 475 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,389 I don't even think he has a telephone. 476 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,102 Sazz was very worried about you, Charles. 477 00:23:57,185 --> 00:24:00,147 And the day's looking up. 478 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,190 She said she thought someone had eyes on you. 479 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,985 She was poking around the building because of it. 480 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,779 This building? She was looking into someone who lives here? 481 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,240 I don't know, but last time we talked, 482 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,410 she said she thought there might be another murderer in the building. 483 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,664 It was last Wednesday, after my Lifers' Hip-Hop Dance Club. 484 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,458 That was the night she died. 485 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,501 Charles, you get rid of the body 486 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,753 because you've killed the wrong person, 487 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,922 and you don't want the right person on alert. 488 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:30,093 And, trust me, once you've crossed over and tried to kill, 489 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,012 if you fail, 490 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,515 you come up with way more fucked-up ways to finish the job. 491 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,559 Time to go. 492 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,603 Charles! Open up! 493 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,564 Stupid cops are gonna pin this on me, 494 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,442 so I gotta disappear. 495 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:48,820 I was hoping to make love one last time, Charles, before you're murdered. 496 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,740 Maybe at least some mutual masturbation, but ships passing, I guess. 497 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:52,824 Where are you? 498 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,993 - Well, you know, we got a little time… - I'll miss you, Charles. 499 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,661 I hope it's quick. Woof! 500 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,999 Open up! Open the door! 501 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:02,375 Charles! Charles! 502 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,338 Hi! Okay, so the apartment with the closed blinds 503 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:09,049 is someone named Dudenoff. From Sazz's note! 504 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,675 Now, we don't know who that is, 505 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,886 but the Westies are very weird about it. 506 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:15,305 Also, they eat toilet ham. 507 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,848 What? And Stink-Eye Joe 508 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,517 - is really just Pink-Eye Joe. - Yeah. 509 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,269 Which is arguably worse, but… You made a board! 510 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:22,729 Oh, that's so good! 511 00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,940 Who knows why Sazz was over there, 512 00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:28,068 but there is a lockbox on that Dudenoff door. 513 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,152 Guys. 514 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,623 Jan was here. She was here! 515 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,792 Jan was here? 516 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,544 Yeah! Uh-huh… 517 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,003 And is she still here? 518 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,338 Well, I didn't… Ah! 519 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:49,714 Can't you still smell her? 520 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,841 I can. Mm. 521 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:56,179 - Charles, Jan is in prison. - Yeah. 522 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,265 How could she be in your closet? 523 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,516 Parkour. 524 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,811 Ah. 525 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,063 And that is when we realized 526 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:08,900 that Charles had begun his descent into madness. 527 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,694 Guys, I was the target. 528 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,571 The shot was for me. 529 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,823 Sazz died for me. 530 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,408 Thank you for calling 911. 531 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,327 There are… 19… emergencies ahead of you. 532 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,247 - Okay! You're doing good at hold. - Yeah. 533 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,748 Uh, did you order the Luminol? 534 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,251 It's on its way. Good for you, dude! 535 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,837 - We're proud of ya. - H-Hey, Oliver. 536 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,797 Look. The numbers. Is that the code 537 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,341 - for the lockbox? - Maybe. 538 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,053 W-We're gonna try to get into the Dudenoff place 539 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,556 as fast as possible, and then we'll be back. 540 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,933 Okay, just text us if the cops pick up 541 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,519 or the Luminol comes. You're doing great. 542 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,859 Charles isn't doing so great. 543 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,486 Yeah, we have to find the killer soon. He's a dead man walking. 544 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,448 Oh, goody, it works. 545 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:12,964 Okay, if anyone actually lives here, they're definitely a psychopath. 546 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,593 A ham radio. So much ham up here. 547 00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:26,686 Hey. 548 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,856 Look, there's a footprint on the radiator. 549 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:32,150 And paint chips. The window was pried open. 550 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,407 This must be the sniper's nest. 551 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,787 It's also pretty spacious for a studio. 552 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,999 Ho, ho, ho. 553 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,628 Is this tinsel? 554 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,713 Oliver! 555 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,715 What! More ham! 556 00:27:57,801 --> 00:28:00,679 He's so cute! What's your name? 557 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:03,765 Piggie Smalls? Notorious P.I.G.? 558 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,058 Jesus! 559 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,601 Oh shit. 560 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,329 Wait. 561 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,929 The pig's loose! 562 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:45,724 Well, at least he has a chance. Go! 563 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:51,354 Let's gather up some things and get outta here. 564 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,815 I'm scared to leave here now. 565 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,400 We stay down here. 566 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,069 Nice and safe. 567 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,488 Forever. 568 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,076 Many cultures sit on the floor to eat. It'll be great. 569 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:10,039 Thank you for calling 911. 570 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,000 There are… eight… emergencies ahead of you. 571 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,585 We're almost there. 572 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,470 That would be the Luminol. 573 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,181 Downstairs. 574 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,266 You don't have to go down there. 575 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,020 Delegate. 576 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:35,607 Let strangers find the killer of your fiercest protector. 577 00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:45,742 I've gotta at least go get the box. 578 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:49,662 Just gotta, uh, pick up a package. 579 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:52,540 That's easy. I pick up a package without getting kil… Ew. 580 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,918 Uh… Okay. 581 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:58,379 I'll go in disguise… Oh. I'll go in disguise. Alright. 582 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,007 I'll say to Lester, "Don't look up and don't say my name, 583 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,550 but give me that package." 584 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,302 NYPD! Don't kill me! 585 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,139 - Savage, are you safe? - What? I don't know, am I? 586 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,226 Jan Bellows escaped using parkour and psychosexual manipulation. 587 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,479 Then, we found sketches of her doing some really fucked-up shit to you. 588 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,189 Acid showers, golden showers. 589 00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:17,857 Now, I'm not really sure how that kills anyone, 590 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,317 but we need to inspect your bathroom. 591 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,903 See? She is real! She was here! 592 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:25,824 She was here? 593 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,910 And you didn't report it, which you know is a crime? 594 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,331 Savage, is there anything you wanna tell me? 595 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,416 911, what's your emergency? 596 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,672 Hello? 597 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,925 I'd like to report a murder. 598 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,846 Shut the fuckin' fuck up. 599 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,681 You might wanna check the incinerator. 600 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,560 Also, we grabbed your package. 601 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,397 Sir, did you say a murder? 602 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,781 Come on, let's go. Cops won't be in the basement forever. 603 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,825 Are we allowed to do this to a crime scene? 604 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:11,202 Forgiveness instead of permission is kind of our thing. 605 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,746 Okay. And what does this Luminol do again? 606 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,665 It'll show us where Sazz bled out. 607 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,166 - Uh-huh. - Are you ready? 608 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:19,711 I… 609 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,963 I need a moment first. 610 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,074 I failed you today, Sazz. 611 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:54,704 Well, I wasn't at my best either. 612 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:57,665 And I'm you, so, yeah. 613 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,501 - We lost our shit. - Hm. 614 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,588 How am I ever gonna find your killer if I'm afraid to go outside? 615 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:07,675 I don't know how to do this. All I know how to do is freeze. 616 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,594 You need a stunt double. 617 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,389 - Remember in season one… - Mm. 618 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:16,893 …we had that big explosion stunt at the strip club? 619 00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:18,186 - Mm-hmm. - And for hours, 620 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,688 you were running and diving in this, uh, 621 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,440 filthy river. 622 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:25,735 - Yeah. My hair caught on fire. Yeah. - Your hair caught on fire. 623 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,320 And that was all before lunch. 624 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,156 Which I was having, uh, 625 00:32:30,239 --> 00:32:32,241 alone, as usual. 626 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,744 And then, 627 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,288 you came banging on my trailer door, 628 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,540 and you brought in five crew guys 629 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,417 that I had never talked to, 630 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:45,296 and they all thanked me for inviting them to a poker game 631 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,216 - which I hadn't. - Little white lie. 632 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,717 And then, 633 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,303 I had this weekly poker game 634 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,389 for the next eight years. 635 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,184 You found me friends. 636 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,522 What was that guy? Th-The grip? 637 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,732 He was so funny. And the, 638 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,902 uh, big guy with the hair. Was it Schma? Schma? 639 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,320 - Schmeong. - Schmeong. 640 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,155 Yeah. 641 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,241 You were more than just a stunt double. 642 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:17,078 You took care of me 643 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,872 in every way a person could take care of someone. 644 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,043 You're my oldest, 645 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,045 best friend. 646 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,049 What'll I do without you? 647 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,477 Charles? We should do this. 648 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,739 She was right here. 649 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,041 Hey. Look at this. 650 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,754 Did she write a message with her blood? 651 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,424 Charles, do you know what that means? 652 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:14,594 Yes. 653 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:16,679 I do. 654 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:21,517 Another thing my father taught me. If you wanna have a long career, 655 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:24,062 you need to find your person. 656 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,397 Your number one. 657 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:29,025 The one you always fall for. 658 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,277 And the day I met Charles-Haden Savage, 659 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:34,405 I knew I'd found mine. 660 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,451 And it's not just about a steady gig. 661 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,369 Finding your number one pushes you 662 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,664 to unlock parts of yourself you didn't even know you had. 663 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,631 Because everything you do, 664 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,468 you're doing for someone you care about. 665 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,140 "Oh hell." 666 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,229 They're not numbers. 667 00:35:06,312 --> 00:35:08,314 They're letters. 668 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,613 Did one of them kill Sazz? 669 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,698 We're gonna find out. 670 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,409 We're not investigating Sazz's murder anymore. 671 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,788 We're investigating mine.