1 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:03,962 Stunt people always fall. 2 00:00:04,045 --> 00:00:05,964 But the trick is you get up 3 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:09,467 and make sure you don't become dust. 4 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,552 Sazz… 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,013 The shooter, very good. 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:16,516 A single.300 Win Mag casing was found in the West Tower 7 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:20,395 in apartment 14F, belonging to a tenant by the name of M. Dudenoff, 8 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,939 retired professor, who the neighbors are conveniently saying 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,275 he's not in town. He's in Portugal. 10 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,736 Neighbors are busy playing card games when they hear the gunshot. 11 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,487 - What, I achieved? - Yes! 12 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,781 I think that earns you a trip to the bathroom. 13 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,576 - Is that a person? - Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham. 14 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:36,828 No, no, no, no. This movie has to happen. 15 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,039 It's the only way I can keep up with my sexy, 16 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,166 - successful girlfriend. - Hi! 17 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,209 Loretta, will you… 18 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,421 Will what? Would I what? 19 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,759 - You don't believe Dudenoff's in Portugal? - I'm not convinced. 20 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,469 Well, he's not gonna be happy you're here. 21 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,138 I'm counting on it. If he finds out I'm squatting here, 22 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,223 he'll have to show his face to kick me out. 23 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,184 Did one of them kill Sazz? 24 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,810 We're gonna find out. 25 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,896 I kept a very detailed ham radio journal. 26 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:07,192 A person came on the line and said, "Meet me at 445." 27 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,028 - Who is Dudenoff? - The last person 28 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:13,031 who came around asking these questions got killed. 29 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:24,501 A movie set is filled with egomaniacs. 30 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,508 - But a good stunt double… - Sazz! 31 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,719 …must set the ego aside and just be a maniac. 32 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,097 Hey, wait up! 33 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,434 Sazz? 34 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,896 Risking life and limb to make their actor look good. 35 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,147 Where are we going? 36 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,984 Paradise… 37 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,749 For the stunt double, their actor is number one. 38 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:08,002 For the actor? Well, 39 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,214 it's not always so clear. 40 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,925 Alright, I've been up since 3:00 working. 41 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,385 Well, not working the whole time. 42 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,679 I spent two hours looking for an all-night Staples, 43 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,597 but then, I built this. 44 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,476 A second murder board. 45 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,770 You dragged me outta bed for this? 46 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,480 Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m. 47 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,065 Yes, but, like, farmers. 48 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,068 Look, if we're gonna take Sazz seriously as a target, 49 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,403 she deserves her own board. 50 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,573 The voice on the radio says that Sazz was killed 51 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,242 because she was asking questions about the West Tower, 52 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,078 and Sazz was a ham radio hobbyist. 53 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,623 Hm. I like it. Could be a good hook for the podcast. 54 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,918 This season, we're not just searching for the killer. 55 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,753 We're searching for the victim, too. 56 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,213 Oliver, do you wanna record that? 57 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,756 Just gimme 10 minutes. 58 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,551 What's "Paradise"? 59 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:01,139 Uh… Nothing. It's just… It's just something someone told me. 60 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:02,223 Who? 61 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,850 Sazz. 62 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,143 When? 63 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:09,063 Last night. In my dream. 64 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,192 Ask him if he can draw a clock. 65 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,819 If he can't draw a clock, it's Alzheimer's. 66 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,864 Look, forget about this. This is not important. 67 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:21,201 The point is, if Sazz was the target, we need to fill in the blanks of her life. 68 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,078 Now, obviously, she and I were very close. 69 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,955 We shared everything. 70 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,666 Two girlfriends, a signature look, 71 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,336 and a blood type so rare, it's in the Red Cross Hall of Fame, 72 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,004 but she never told me 73 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:35,548 why she was asking questions about the West Tower. 74 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,967 Well, I've hit a dead end there. 75 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,053 The voice on the radio has gone silent, 76 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,055 and the Westies have been freezing me out 77 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,973 since I started squatting. 78 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,484 What is Vince doing in his underwear with that animal leg? 79 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,570 If they're not a cult, they're definitely cult-adjacent. 80 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:03,076 Oh. That's a Portuguese flag. Or as the Portuguese call it, 81 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,286 Bandeira das Quinas. 82 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,538 I'd recognize that bi-colored rectangle 83 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,917 with the green on the hoist and the red on the fly anywhere. 84 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,002 Oliver, you wanna come see the… 85 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,880 Oliver, why are you so sleepy? 86 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,841 I don't know. Usually, your riveting flag facts 87 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,635 are like a shot of adrenaline. 88 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,471 I barely slept last night. 89 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:27,225 Loretta called me, as usual, after she wrapped on set, 90 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,893 and we had a, you know, a nice chat. 91 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,354 A little shorter than usual. 92 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,606 And then, she had to run. 93 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,526 And then, I took the teeniest tumble 94 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,779 into a deep, dark pit of despair. 95 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,739 Look. 96 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,617 I have never seen Instagram that big. 97 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,869 I didn't know Loretta was on there. I should follow her. 98 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,832 Her feed is a cornucopia of charming, sunny Hollywood content. 99 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,167 But notice this intruder. 100 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,214 - It's an arm. - Yeah, a male arm! 101 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,049 A taut, rippling arm! 102 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,135 And I don't trust its intentions! 103 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:06,889 It's in 11 of her last 14 pictures here. I mean, i-it… 104 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,227 She is spending 78% of her documented time 105 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,895 with this mystery himbo, 106 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,480 and there's no way I can find out who he is. 107 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,025 - You could ask her. - Ask her? 108 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,736 And drive her into this strong, supportive arm? 109 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,530 No, that's a one-way ticket to Cuck City, 110 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,158 Putnam! 111 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:28,953 Hey, Charles. Sazz was one of Loretta's followers. 112 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,705 Sazz was on Instagram? 113 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,290 Yeah. She posted from this place 114 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:35,168 called Concussions the day she died. 115 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,128 What's Concussions? 116 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,049 Concussions. It's a stuntman bar. 117 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,551 "This New York institution caters to the lunatics 118 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,054 "who take a beating, so your favorite celebs don't have to. 119 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:50,683 Open to the public since the Civil Rights Act of 1964." 120 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,477 Well, we should go there. Maybe somebody'll know 121 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,687 why Sazz was asking questions about the West Tower. 122 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,314 Oh, they have trivia on Thursday! 123 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,149 Jesus, turn your brightness down! 124 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,693 I feel like I just looked right into an eclipse. 125 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:01,778 Oh, right… 126 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,863 Brightness, down! 127 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:08,368 T-Tablet, brightness down! 128 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,869 Down, brightness! 129 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:12,288 Susie, brightness down! 130 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:04,298 Howard, thanks for watching the apartment. 131 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,842 And the pig. 132 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,469 We cuddled like King Charles and Camilla. 133 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,263 What is up with this bed anyway? 134 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:14,183 It was a regift from Eva Longoria. She said she didn't need two. 135 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:16,602 Well, climb in. 136 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,230 We can use this time to work on my podcast. 137 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,275 Animal Jobs? You know, 138 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:25,153 the podcast about animals and their jobs. 139 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,697 Welcome to Animal Jobs, 140 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,616 the podcast about animals and their jobs. 141 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,286 I'm here with Henry, the Central Park Clydesdale. 142 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,250 You won't believe what else he has to say. I have incredible audio. 143 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:42,336 All I need from you is to learn how to edit, score, mix, and post it. 144 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,631 I'm sorry, I don't have time to teach Podcasting 101 right now. 145 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,550 What do you mean? You're squatting and can't leave. 146 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,302 You're trapped with me. In a fun way. 147 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,637 I… Someone can't leave. 148 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,723 I need someone here 149 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,726 in case Dudenoff shows up and kicks me out. I… 150 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,311 Sorry, I have to follow a lead. 151 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,480 It's always about the case with you. 152 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,940 It's like you don't care about Animal Jobs at all. 153 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,277 No! No, no, no, it's just those guys need me, 154 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,114 and you… are… such a self-starter. 155 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,741 No, I'm not. 156 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,494 I'm a sad boy who hates being alone. 157 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,538 Look at me. I'm in bed with a pig. 158 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,917 You're right where you're supposed to be. I promise. 159 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,669 Just please don't leave until I come back. 160 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,254 Please? Thank you. 161 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,215 Thank you for the pig. Bye, Hammy. 162 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,760 Bye. 163 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,596 Now, before we get to this bar, a word of warning. 164 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,933 Stuntmen are not like us. They can be insular and provincial. 165 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,768 Have you ever been to Hell's Kitchen? 166 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,812 Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's. 167 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:45,274 I, for one, love getting out and seeing the real New York. 168 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,569 "The humblest hovels house the happiest hearts." 169 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,862 As Ronnie would say. 170 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,864 - What? - Who's Ronnie? 171 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,992 Oh, Ronnie's short for Veronica, 172 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,411 the feisty grandma from Joliet, Illinois, 173 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,205 who loves crafting, Merlot, 174 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,499 and the power of positive thinking. 175 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,000 - She's my Finsta. - Oh! 176 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,461 - What's a Finsta? - Oh, no. 177 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,296 A fake Instagram account. 178 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,132 I'm whimsically surveilling my girlfriend to see if I should be worried 179 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,510 by using a fun, friendly avatar, 180 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:15,346 posing as her number-one fan. 181 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:18,516 Loretta has already responded to two of Ronnie's comments. 182 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,434 This is a disaster in the making. 183 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,895 - Please refocus. - You're right. 184 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,983 "Where my attention goes, energy flows." 185 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:29,777 That's so Ronnie. 186 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,948 Dropping it. 187 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,883 Humblest hovels is right. 188 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,849 I'm doing recon for the murder board. 189 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,518 Uh, do you maybe wanna turn off the shutter sound? 190 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,061 And the flash? 191 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,814 And the sepia filter? Do you need me to take that from you? 192 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,566 Let's talk to the barkeep first. 193 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,484 He's not only the keeper of the bar, 194 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,486 but also its secrets. 195 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,740 Yeah, I'll join you. I'm fluent in "everyman." 196 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,411 Hey, bro. 197 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,664 Yeah, I think I'll just have, uh, 198 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,291 uh, I'll have a cabernet. 199 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,376 Uh, 2011, if you have it. Anything French, whatever. 200 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,004 And I will have 201 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:33,049 a Cosmopolitan. Not too pink. 202 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,887 Ideally in a boot. 203 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,640 What are you really here for? 204 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:44,143 We were hoping we could ask a few questions about Sazz Pataki. 205 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,145 I'm not talking to you. 206 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,605 Well, maybe my friend 207 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:50,316 Mr. Lincoln will change your mind. 208 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,318 Mister… 209 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,571 - …Abraham Lincoln. - Ooh. 210 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,535 Uh, well, maybe this… 211 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,120 will grease the wheels. 212 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,166 That's in addition to the five. 213 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,920 Think of all the tattoos you can finish with that. 214 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,171 Ooh. 215 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,924 Well, maybe this will unzip your lips. 216 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,676 Can you break this? 217 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,095 I give you the 20, you give me back 15, take the five, 218 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,223 add it to the six, for a total of 11. 219 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,059 Please just take his money so this can stop. 220 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,727 Hey! 221 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,521 These guys giving you trouble? 222 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:32,441 Take it easy, everybody. I'm Charles-Haden Savage. 223 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,653 Sazz Pataki was my stunt double. 224 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:39,156 Not here. In here, you're Sazz's acting double. You're just a face. 225 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,619 - We don't like faces. - You know what we say about faces? 226 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,996 Deep down, you're all asses. 227 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,083 Hold on. I'm not like other faces. 228 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,793 Sazz was my friend. 229 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,462 - We're trying to solve her murder. - Right. 230 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,131 For your podcast. 231 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,924 You're profiting off her death. 232 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,677 Meanwhile, the people who really loved her can't even give her 233 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,513 the traditional stuntman's funeral she deserves! 234 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,014 What? Why not? 235 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,600 No body, no funeral. 236 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,698 Uh, wha… 237 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,742 - Ben Glenroy? - Uh… ah… 238 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,536 Ben's dead, ya eejit. 239 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,584 He's gone forever. Oh, he'd love to be here, 240 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,127 but there's no possible way. 241 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,546 Youse can't come back from the dead, now, can ya? 242 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,841 I'm Glen Stubbins, 243 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,801 Ben's stunt double. 244 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,303 Oh yeah, I can see it. 245 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,681 Or I was, till you feckers rubbed him out. 246 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,516 Who feckers? Us feckers? 247 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,602 All yas feckin' feckers took him from me! 248 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,897 You got a… for your man. 249 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,024 Cheers. 250 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,530 For 15 years, I took every lump and fall 251 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,115 for that doll of a man. 252 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,328 Then, someone got in his ear about making his mark on the stage! 253 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,663 One month later, boom! 254 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,585 Then later, that… same night, boom again! 255 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,921 My number one was gone. 256 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,715 Hey, do you see 'em? Eh. 257 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,217 Just, just stamp! 258 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,635 - Ah! - Hey! 259 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,678 Peeping at me with their beady little eyes! 260 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,014 Come on, Stubbins. 261 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:30,184 For the last time, Glen, there's no rats in this bar. 262 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,645 Oh, curse your eyes, there's no rats. What do you call that? 263 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,065 Where is it? Come on! Hey! Where'd it go? 264 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,738 Don't you see 'em? 265 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,492 There's no rats. What do you call this? What do you call that? What do you… Ah! 266 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,161 Do-Do you see 'em? 267 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,789 Guys, that's the purple light 268 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,834 from Sazz's last selfie. I have to get in that back room. 269 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,170 You've been here long enough. Faces, out. 270 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,132 Don't worry, boyos. I'll finish 'em off. 271 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,634 Time to introduce 'em 272 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,220 to Bono… 273 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,972 and The Edge. 274 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,269 That went well! 275 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,353 Wait, wait! 276 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,815 Sorry. 277 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,609 Charles, a-apologies. I didn't mean to rile ya up back there. 278 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,611 You threatened me with half of U2! 279 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,697 Yeah, I was just keeping up appearances, weren't I? 280 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,198 Look, Chuck, 281 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,993 I'm begging ya. Can you help me get a job on your film? 282 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,245 You lost your stunt double. I lost my acting double. 283 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,330 We could make each other whole again. 284 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,874 I don't need a double. 285 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,584 Eh? Well… 286 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,711 Not even one that can do this? 287 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,338 Oh, my God! 288 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,133 - Or this? - Whoa! 289 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,770 Uh… 290 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,110 Huh? 291 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,366 Oh God… 292 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,660 Eh? 293 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,455 Impressive, but if you wanna double for Charles, 294 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,582 all you really need to do is believably walk into 295 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,083 an easy-entrance bathtub. 296 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,669 Watch me throw myself through the window. 297 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,296 - No, no, no! - Stop! Um… 298 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,465 We, we will get you a job 299 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,383 - on the movie they're making about us. - Yes. Yes. 300 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,844 Oh! Thank the Virgin. 301 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,013 My face would've been slashed to ribbons. 302 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,557 Only… 303 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,893 if you tell us what's going on in that back room. 304 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,771 We know that Sazz was there the day she died. 305 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,981 Well, she was probably seeing Dr. Maggie. 306 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,650 Who's Dr. Maggie? 307 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,777 Dr. Maggie. Oh, well, 308 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,780 it's not really words that can describe what she is. 309 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,865 Yeah, miracle worker. 310 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,201 Exorcist of sorts. She helps… 311 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,079 uh, release the pain demons that plague us stunt folk 312 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,206 just by simply cracking our bones. 313 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,375 S-So, she's a chiropractor. 314 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,961 There is a word. 315 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,964 Well, Sazz was always with Dr. Maggie getting cracked. 316 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,466 - Can you get us back there? - What? Wait. 317 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:08,801 Sazz was in pain? 318 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,219 Loads of pain, thanks to you. 319 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,845 Of course, she never would've let on. 320 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,430 It's the stuntman way. 321 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,643 Is it okay if I-I go back there alone? 322 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:21,313 Oh, uh, s-sure. Are you alright? 323 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,692 Totally. I just think if there's something to be faced back there, 324 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,819 I, Sazz's face, 325 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,529 should be the one to face it. 326 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,115 Well, you know what Ronnie would say. 327 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,325 "If you don't face your fears, 328 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,577 your fears will eat your face." 329 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,664 Sorry. Not Ronnie's finest work. 330 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,710 Well. Well, come h… I-I'll take you back. 331 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,294 Oh, and, um, 332 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,171 mind the rats. 333 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,424 I'll see you back at the Arconia. 334 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,601 We're here with Hammy Faye. 335 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,313 Now, Hammy Faye, it's true that most pigs can hunt for truffles, 336 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,441 but is it also true that, if trained properly, 337 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,526 they can also be golf caddies? 338 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,573 Hello? 339 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,287 Dudenoff, is that you? 340 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,254 "Do you have what it takes to be a star?" 341 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,881 Well, I think so. 342 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,341 "Open auditions for the new Only Murders movie. 343 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,552 No experience necessary." 344 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,512 Oh, Hammy. 345 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,264 We can't leave. 346 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,767 We could never betray Mabel. Not for just… 347 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:43,270 some long-shot chance at a part on the silver screen. 348 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:46,356 Never. 349 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,946 I'm Howard Morris. Tim Kono c… 350 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,032 I'm gonna start again. 351 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,827 I'm Howard Morris. 352 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,081 Tim Kono complained a lot about Evelyn. 353 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,626 He said she gave him asthma attacks. 354 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,960 He threatened to shoot her. 355 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,338 Evelyn may have had nine lives, 356 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,423 but I cut his one short. 357 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,051 Thank you. 358 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,848 What is happening right now? 359 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,059 - What? - Seriously? What are you doing? 360 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,685 That's what I was wondering. 361 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,105 Well, I'm acting. The, um… 362 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,815 I'm acting the part of Howard? 363 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,651 I feel like I'm doing Ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho. 364 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,735 You make me wanna vomit. 365 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,781 What I believe Trina and Tawny are saying is that… 366 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,951 we… love you? 367 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,787 Oh, good! Oh, I can't wait to play myself. 368 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,915 Oh, you're not playing you. Josh Gad's playing you. 369 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,458 Wait, so I didn't get the part? 370 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,377 What I believe Trina and Tawny 371 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,296 are saying is, unfortunately, no, you did not. 372 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,924 Of course not, but you're amazing. 373 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,467 And we're gonna nurture you. 374 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,222 See you next week. The same time. Okay. 375 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,267 Eh, Dr. Maggie? Your, uh, man here wants to see ya. 376 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,351 Can you fit him in? 377 00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,311 Oh, I don't want an adjustment. 378 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,230 I just wanna ask a few questions. 379 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,440 - Okay. - Well, eh, don't mind me. 380 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,152 I'll be hiding on the rat-baffler. 381 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,946 They can't recognize me when I'm upside down. 382 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,242 I wanna ask about Sazz Pataki. 383 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,035 I know she was here the day she died, 384 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,413 and there's nothing stopping you from talking about her. 385 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,915 You're not protected by HIPAA laws because you're not a real doctor. 386 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,792 Then how'd she get a "Dr." before her name? 387 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,252 They don't just give those away. 388 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,379 Chiropractics is a pseudoscience, no offense. 389 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,715 Hm… I'm sorry. 390 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,967 It physically hurts me to see a body this tense. 391 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,137 - Hm? Huh? - Have you ever had locked-in syndrome? 392 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,681 Is this your original arm? 393 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,142 We can talk, but not until you get on my table. 394 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,351 I told you, I don't believe in… 395 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,812 Just breathe! 396 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,522 Where the hell is Dudenoff? 397 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,192 Those cult card players must have told him I'm squatting 398 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,693 in his place by now. 399 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,778 - Oh, my God! It's a breakthrough! - What? 400 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,240 Ronnie's bonded with Loretta about their shared love of decoupage, 401 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,368 and she's about to ask about the mystery arm. 402 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,496 Hmm. Okay, this is not how you build trust in a relationship. 403 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,165 What's a cute word for "arm"? 404 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,459 Man branch? Hug helper? Chesticle? 405 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,752 What has gotten into you? 406 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,170 Into me? 407 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,088 I'm worried about who's getting into Loretta! 408 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,175 - Oliver! - Alright. Okay. 409 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,471 You know, I almost proposed to Loretta in LA. 410 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:25,641 Yeah, I know. 411 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,559 I was right there, 412 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,436 and then I didn't. 413 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,896 Why not? 414 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,023 Eh, one failed marriage, who hasn't been there? 415 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,150 Two failed marriages? 416 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,985 People start asking questions. 417 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,154 Why do you assume it would fail? 418 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,908 Because she's living the glamorous life of a starlet 419 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,410 with arms coming at her from every direction. 420 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,746 Because… 421 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,082 I always fail. 422 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,002 C-Can I have my iPad back, please? 423 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,880 Fine, but no good can come of this Ronnie thing. 424 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,841 Mabel, I have something I need to say. 425 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,886 You clearly don't have time to support my creative efforts, 426 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,514 so I am exiting our one-sided relationship. 427 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,100 I believe this belongs to you. 428 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,935 Uh… 429 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,482 She likes when you scratch under her armpits. 430 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,109 And she makes this special little face 431 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652 when she has to poopy that… You know what? 432 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,362 I can't trust you with her. 433 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,782 Uh… Wait, Howard! 434 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,660 If you're here, who's watching the Dudenoff apartment? 435 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,412 Oh… 436 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,795 Go ahead. Ask your questions. 437 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:40,090 Uh, I know Sazz was here the day she died. 438 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,341 What did she… Ah! 439 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,051 Talk about? 440 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,553 Mostly about her pain. 441 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,805 And how excited she was to finally retire. 442 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,766 Oh, wait. Sazz said she was retiring! 443 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,978 Transitioning into a new career. 444 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,147 She didn't say what, but it had something to do 445 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,232 with a difficult relationship she was in. 446 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,485 She was tired of giving more than she got from this person. 447 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,197 But she didn't know how to get away. 448 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,367 This may sound random, but… 449 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,953 did she ever mention "paradise"? 450 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,705 Not that I remember. 451 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,375 I have to warn you. When a back as frozen as yours unlocks, 452 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,919 it can release a lot of feelings. 453 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,757 Some people describe it as an out-of-body experience. 454 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,343 I'm not worried. The only out-of-body experience I ever had 455 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,012 is when I saw Edward Hopper's Nighthawks at the Chicago Art… 456 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,728 Sazz? 457 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,813 Sazz! 458 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,609 Wait up! Are you trying to get away from me? 459 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,073 Oh, my God. 460 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,824 Ah, it's just a scratch. 461 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,619 I told ya, I'm trying to get to paradise. You coming? 462 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:02,172 Whew… 463 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,758 Wow. 464 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,344 You were out for a minute there. Are you alright? 465 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,139 Physically, yes. 466 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,351 Emotionally, no. 467 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:17,646 That bad relationship Sazz said she was in… 468 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,565 …I'm afraid it was with me. 469 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,235 Aw. 470 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,821 - What have you got for heartache, Mags? - Well, 471 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,116 relationship worries are stored in the pelvic floor, so… 472 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,202 Whoa-ho-ho! No. No. 473 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,247 We'll… We'll c… We'll call this a hit right here, 474 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:39,209 so you did it. Thank you, but mm-mm. Yeah. 475 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,422 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 476 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,805 What are you doing here? 477 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,308 We could ask the same thing of you. 478 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,773 I could have this place swarming with cops in two minutes. 479 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:04,192 - No, no, no, no no. No more cops. - Then, can you just 480 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,944 tell me what kind of cult you are? 481 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:09,239 What are we talking, sex, Satan, or vitamins? 482 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:11,032 - We're not a cult. - Oh, really? 483 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,326 You all talk on ham radios, live communally, 484 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,204 play a weird card game, and eat… 485 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,664 bathtub pork. 486 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,916 When you say it like that, I can track it. 487 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,626 Okay, so then what's going on? 488 00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:27,048 That's it. I'm calling Detective Williams. 489 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,383 Fine. 490 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,511 - I'll tell you. - No, Vince! Don't! 491 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,889 Hey. What if we cut her in? 492 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,391 She does need a place to live. 493 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,936 - Oh, so she can have her own apartment? - Yes. She's an adult. 494 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,855 - I'm an adult. - Let's act like it. 495 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:43,315 Cut me into what? 496 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,613 What I'm about to tell you could ruin many lives. 497 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:53,116 The information must never leave this room. 498 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,120 Okay, but I'm definitely telling Charles and Oliver. 499 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,291 Get 'em. 500 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,012 What… 501 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,181 What are these? 502 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,474 Leases? 503 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:20,602 We're illegally subletting rent-controlled apartments. 504 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,646 We're not a cult. 505 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,564 It's a rent-control scheme. 506 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,817 Although I have suggested getting matching bathrobes in the past. 507 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,445 Every apartment on this floor was rented 508 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,697 by Professor Dudenoff years ago. 509 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,242 We all met Professor Dudenoff at one point or another. 510 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,410 We all needed a cheap place to live. 511 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,413 He saw that we were… What's the word? 512 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,498 Weirdos? 513 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,667 I was looking for something softer, but yeah. 514 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:47,170 - Weirdos. - It can be hard to survive in this city 515 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,089 when you march to the beat of your own drum. 516 00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:51,132 You need somebody to have your back. 517 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,009 Professor Dudenoff was that for us. 518 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,930 Professor Dudenoff retired to Portugal, but he still takes care of us every month. 519 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,933 He sends us his favorite jamón, 520 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,101 and we send him rent. 521 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,311 He lives like a king in Portugal, 522 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,398 and we get to live in the Arconia for peanuts. 523 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,400 How much is peanuts? 524 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,240 200. 525 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,659 Dollars? A month? 526 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,578 That's what you could be paying, too. 527 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,456 If you keep this out of the podcast. 528 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,961 Wait. The voice on the ham radio said… 529 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:31,131 - That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend. - Your crazy ex-girlfriend. 530 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,634 - You deserve so much better. - Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged, 531 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:37,596 but she's from Finland, you know? It's cold and dark there. 532 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,515 They spend a lot of time inside their own heads. 533 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,977 She said Sazz got killed for asking about you guys. 534 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,479 Killed? For asking about us? 535 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:48,315 I've never even met Sazz! 536 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:51,818 Helga's working through some issues. A little paranoia. 537 00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:54,821 It's sad. I blocked her on my cell. 538 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,281 I showed you guys, 539 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,949 but she keeps trying to reach me on the ham. 540 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,994 So, Helga's just… nuts? 541 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,788 Look, we're just a family of weirdos here. 542 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,833 Helga was the wrong kind of weirdo. 543 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,086 But, you… 544 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,256 You could be the right kind of weirdo. 545 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,343 What do you say? 546 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:25,727 Okay, so you're telling me the Westies play a game called "Oh Hell," 547 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,646 and somehow they're not a Satanist cult? 548 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,230 Apparently not. 549 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,400 I mean, their story is so crazy, I kinda believe it. 550 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,195 And at $200 a month, I can't afford not to. 551 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,572 I feel bad about Howard. 552 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:41,159 He needed a Dudenoff today, and I dropped the ball. 553 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,953 Take one trick. 554 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,622 He'll come back around. 555 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,374 Unlike my Loretta. 556 00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,710 - I'll take two. - At least she's still alive. 557 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:53,046 Sazz sacrificed everything for me, 558 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,715 and by the time I realized it, it was too late to make it up to her. 559 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,551 I'll take none. 560 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,553 Maybe Ronnie should ask Loretta… 561 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,181 Okay, R-Ronnie is still with us? 562 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,851 Oliver, I know you're doing this because you're afraid to lose Loretta, 563 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,436 but if she finds out, 564 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,814 you are gonna lose her. 565 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,859 Okay, fine. 566 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,153 I'll put Ronnie down. 567 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,493 No, I can't. 568 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:24,869 I can't do it. Mabel, you kill her. 569 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:31,000 Alright. Well, does Ronnie have any last words? 570 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,627 "We say bye-bye… 571 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,423 because one bye is never enough." 572 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,801 Okay, nice eulogy. Funeral over. 573 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,097 Funeral. 574 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:46,683 Maybe there is something I can still do for Sazz. 575 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,232 You need a body? 576 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:55,859 I'm your body. 577 00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:02,240 When a face learns to appreciate their double's sacrifices, 578 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,243 it can make for a special bond. 579 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,328 One that lasts a lifetime 580 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,247 or even beyond. 581 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:10,832 Alright now, you sure you can handle this? 582 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,919 Sazz stood in for me so many times. 583 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,796 The least I can do is lie down for her. 584 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:20,800 Alright, animals, gather around! Listen up. 585 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,596 We are here to pay tribute to the great Sazz Pataki. 586 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:27,056 - Sazz! - First among us gone too soon. 587 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:29,058 She lies before us now in state. 588 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,394 We'll begin the service with the traditional 589 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,772 stuntman's margarita. 590 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,567 - Ready. Steady. Sláinte. - Sláinte! 591 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:45,617 Who wants to tell Sazz how much she meant to 'em? Line up. 592 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,702 - I got the breakaways. - Good man. 593 00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,539 Aw, Sazz. 594 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,709 When I clipped that sailboat in that gnarly hang-gliding wreck, 595 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,170 you came with me to get my prosthetic shins. 596 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,463 I love you, man! 597 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,641 Lie still, dead man. 598 00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:13,770 Next! 599 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,359 Sazz. You taught me to put my fireproof jockstrap 600 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,736 in the freezer before a blow-up. 601 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,240 Shrunk my dick. You saved me from burning my balls off. 602 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:28,159 Thanks, pal. 603 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,837 Right. Well, my favorite Sazz story. 604 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,507 Bunch of us lads got hired as stunt consultants on Jackass Forever. 605 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:47,053 This was the one where that shite fucker Rex Bailey got his heel blown off 606 00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:49,514 teaching Johnny Knoxville how to get fired out of a cannon. 607 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,808 Anyways, 608 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:53,810 Steve-O… 609 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:58,064 kept calling me Lucky Charms Boy. Magically delicious! 610 00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:02,068 Pink hearts, yellow moons, green clovers, orange stars, 611 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:05,238 blue diamonds, every feckin' marshmallow in the box! 612 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:10,368 And Sazz, bless her… 613 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,579 she put him in an arm bar until… 614 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,834 until he pissed this trousers. 615 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,755 Oh, Sazz, love, 616 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,800 we're fucked if we know how to stagger on without ya. 617 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,893 Was that a real bottle, you asshole? 618 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,519 You set them up, you prick! 619 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:40,148 Are you calling me a Rex Bailey? 620 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:42,483 Ye feckin' cock! 621 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:55,038 Just like Sazz would've wanted. 622 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,010 - Hey, Sazz. - Hey! 623 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,554 You okay? That last hit you took looked pretty rough. 624 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,931 Ah, piece of cake. 625 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,308 But someday, I won't be able to take the hits anymore, 626 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,268 and then, you know what I'm gonna do? 627 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:21,064 I'ma open up a trampoline park like the ones I used to go to with my dad. 628 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,652 Where a kid can learn how to fly and how to fall. 629 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:28,488 Train the next generation of stunt people. 630 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:31,616 The Sazz Pataki Impact Academy. 631 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:35,203 Why not build it here? Location manager said this lot's for sale. 632 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,538 Or it will be after the Superfund cleanup. 633 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:40,917 Ah, yeah. Maybe. 634 00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:44,003 Uh, and let's keep this under our hat, huh? 635 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,673 The other stunt guys would laugh at this. 636 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,092 But I can trust you. You're my number one. 637 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,366 This is it. Sazz's Paradise. 638 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,077 - Is this a toxic waste dump? - It was. 639 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,453 Government cleaned it up. 640 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,541 Yuck. 641 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,218 This was her dream. 642 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,513 She came so close. 643 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,807 Wait. Did you hear that? 644 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,268 Is somebody in there? 645 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:42,645 Careful. 646 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:47,984 - What is this place, a hideout? - Kinda spooky. 647 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,319 This is really gonna drain my battery. 648 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,779 Let me know if you see an outlet. 649 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,244 Thank God, someone from show business. 650 00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:01,164 Don't move or I'll blow your fucking brains out.