1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,877 The Feds are now on the case. 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,671 They don't want me involved. The least I can do 3 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,256 is feed you idiots some useful information. 4 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:09,259 A single casing was found in apartment 14F 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,886 belonging to a tenant by the name of M. Dudenoff. 6 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,222 Look, there's a footprint on the radiator. 7 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:15,682 Come here! Come here! 8 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,600 Ben Glenroy? 9 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,729 I'm Glenn Stubbins, Ben's stunt double. 10 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,523 I'm begging ya. Can you help me get a job on your film? 11 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,234 I present to you the Brothers! 12 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:30,113 And when these gals read the fabulous script that Marshall P. Pope wrote… 13 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,365 I-I just tried to get you all down in the right way, you know? 14 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,575 At least how I pictured you. 15 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:36,327 I'm not telling you to sell your life rights, but if you do, 16 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,163 ask them for a shit-ton of money. 17 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,540 Notice this intruder. A male arm. 18 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,500 And I don't trust its intentions! 19 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,461 Sazz sacrificed everything for me, 20 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,796 and by the time I realized it, it was too late to make it up to her. 21 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,174 Someday, I won't be able to take the hits anymore. 22 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,217 I'm gonna open up a trampoline park. 23 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,262 What is this place? A hideout? 24 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,973 Don't move or I'll blow your fucking brains out. 25 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,067 What makes a writer a real writer? 26 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,322 It starts with the look. 27 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:17,243 A look that says, I'm smart, confident, worldly, 28 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,079 important, but not self-important. 29 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:25,376 I can quote David Foster Wallace and Ace Ventura. 30 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,797 "Alrighty then." 31 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:33,009 It's about convincing the world, and, 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,054 honestly, yourself, that you have the goods. 33 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,561 But the look only gets you so far. 34 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,276 It comes down to what's on the page. 35 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:01,287 And the page has to dazzle, 36 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,082 bright enough that it catches the right person's eye. 37 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,759 And then, you get the call. 38 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,012 They're making your movie. 39 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,098 You're a real writer now. 40 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,933 You're convinced the voice in your head, 41 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,185 the one that says you are a fraud, 42 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,979 is finally gonna go away. 43 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,107 Except, it doesn't. 44 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:32,610 And you start to wonder if it ever will. 45 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,114 Don't move or I'll blow your fucking brains out. 46 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,740 The tragedy of it all! 47 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,785 Death comes for Oliver Putnam in the prime of his life. 48 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,287 Fine, do it! 49 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:45,373 Extinguish my roaring flame, but spare my friends! 50 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,253 Oh, my God, it's you? 51 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,630 Oh, I'm so sorry. 52 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,841 I've just been a little on edge. 53 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,760 I really do not like being this far east of Brentwood. 54 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,637 Do you mind putting the gun down? 55 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,431 Oh, this? It's not loaded. 56 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,025 Okay, so I'll be taking that… away… 57 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,735 from you. 58 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,195 Bev, what are you doing here? 59 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,571 And whose gun is that? 60 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,908 It's your dead friend Sazz's, I assume. I found it here in this… 61 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,534 I-I don't know what you call this place. 62 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,204 A sad… shack. A poverty cottage? 63 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,582 Stop deflecting. Did you kill Sazz? 64 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,543 Ooh, I really like what I'm seeing over here. 65 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,420 Mabel the investigator, 66 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:35,590 stomping around in your patchwork trench coat, 67 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:38,218 solving crimes like a millennial Nancy Drew. 68 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,679 - I'm really excited for our movie, guys! - Bev. 69 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,139 Did you kill her? 70 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,891 No, I did not. 71 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,852 But I think someone on the movie may have. 72 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,529 Bev, where were you the night she was killed? 73 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,948 Ooh, I was hoping you would ask! 74 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:45,410 Well, here's me that night, in LA, 75 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,120 at Variety's Power Women Party 76 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,789 for the 100 Most Powerful Women Under 100. 77 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:53,084 It was, of course, at the Power Room. I'm on top of the world. 78 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,836 I'm dressed head to toe in Chanel. 79 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,380 Ain't no one gonna fuck with this bitch, you know what I'm saying? 80 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,007 Anyway, Sazz called me. 81 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,967 I didn't pick up 'cause it was a random number, 82 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:04,929 but she left me a voicemail, which I thought was interesting. 83 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,350 Name's Sazz Pataki, and I'm told you're the one to talk to. 84 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:13,062 Look, I can't get into this in a message, but you need to call me, okay? 85 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,481 There's a problem with your Only Murders movie. 86 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,109 A big problem, and I can't say more than that. 87 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,278 11:07. 88 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,697 That's right after she left to get the wine. 89 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,407 And you didn't call her back? 90 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,201 - I know you're all new to Hollywood, but… - New? 91 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:31,289 I'll have you know that I directed Singing in the Rain 2 for VH1 in '88. 92 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:32,790 Town's still talking about it. 93 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,376 Gary Busey was in it, and he stole all the cameras. 94 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,880 Listen, what I'm saying is no one wants to get that call. 95 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,591 It's really hard to get a movie made these days, 96 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,634 and I just wasn't in the mood to hear about a problem. 97 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,970 So I took my good old time getting back to her. 98 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,056 Then, the next thing I heard, she was dead. 99 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,557 So you're haunted by guilt. 100 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,267 But you think everything would be different 101 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,935 if you'd just called her back. 102 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,395 Oh, I'm haunted… 103 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,064 by the fear that this movie falls apart. 104 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:57,815 The stakes are through the roof for me right now. 105 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:58,983 I passed on Barbie. 106 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,027 I need to find and fix this problem 107 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,945 before it takes down the whole production. 108 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,074 So, I came here, and I turned this place inside out, 109 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:09,410 but all I found were a couple of sketches of trampolines and that gun. 110 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,996 Can't believe I did that. 111 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,750 Guns are destroying our entire society. 112 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,419 Can I have it back? 113 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,546 What? No! 114 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,841 Please! It kinda turned me on. I don't know. 115 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:27,387 I just felt so powerful holding it. And I really think my notes 116 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,555 to writers would land better with a gun. 117 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,641 It's "Tighten up act two, guys," 118 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,811 or "Tighten up act two." I mean, which one are you gonna listen to? 119 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,813 Yeah, I think I'm gonna hold on to this. 120 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,106 Fine. 121 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,149 Well, I'm really glad I bumped into you guys. 122 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,527 Investigating murders is exhausting. 123 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,862 But you all seem to enjoy this killer-finding thing, 124 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,198 so you find the killer, I save the movie. 125 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,574 How's that for a deal? 126 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,290 Get ready to be dazzled! 127 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,253 What do you think? 128 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,256 I think the next time you ask me to rush over here 129 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,966 for a break in the case, 130 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,426 you need to gimme something better than 131 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,969 20-fucking-thousand murder boards, okay? 132 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,137 It's only three! 133 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,390 That's three too fuckin' many, man. What is this? Amateur hour? 134 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:15,101 May I remind you that these amateurs have thrice bested 135 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,103 the NYPD homicide department. 136 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,646 Now, I think there's something here. 137 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:21,065 Sazz called Bev Melon 138 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,942 and said that there was a problem on the movie. 139 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,777 And right after that, she was shot. 140 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,697 Ergo, someone on the movie killed Sazz 141 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,032 to keep this problem a secret! 142 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,826 Okay, so if this is such a hot theory, 143 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,578 then where's the rest of your crew to vouch for it? 144 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,621 We're here! We're here! 145 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,291 Well, the good people of Page Six have solved it. 146 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:41,294 The bicep on Loretta's Instagram has been identified. 147 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,378 Wow. 148 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,214 It belongs to one Jack Jonk. 149 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,968 He has a four-episode arc on Norfbun as Loretta's love interest. 150 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:51,387 Go ahead, Loretta. You know Jack Jonk, right? 151 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,097 - The former Olympic swimmer? - Yeah, I do. 152 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,974 So you know what that means, right? 153 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:56,142 Big-ass arms. 154 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:58,853 Big-ass legs. 155 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:01,731 - Big-ass… - Oh, no, no. I think, 156 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,317 to me, he has a perfectly normal physique. 157 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,610 In fact, he reminds me of me 158 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,361 when I was doing the elliptical two times a week. 159 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,030 - Mm-hmm. - Sorry, not listening. 160 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,531 Guys, have you seen these checks? 161 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,700 Oh, our life rights checks have landed. 162 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,702 I sent mine to my accountant in Belize. 163 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,412 - Where? - Where, uh, 164 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,998 my accountant is hiking the Xunantunich Mountains, 165 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,751 and who will return with the check and deposit here, 166 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,378 so I can pay the appropriate American taxes. 167 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,757 I just can't believe they're actually paying us. It's so official. 168 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,718 That's because we're professionals now. 169 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:33,679 Yeah, we're professionals. I'm a professional… 170 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,306 Wait, what do I do? 171 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:37,642 You do… this. 172 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,229 Well, what is "this" exactly? 173 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,688 God only knows. 174 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,691 Well, you… you know, w-we have a podcast, 175 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,818 s-so you are a pod-smith. 176 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,073 - A crime-fluencer. - How about podcast producer? 177 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:54,158 I'm a podcast producer. 178 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:57,662 I am a podcast producer. 179 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,163 No, but it's more like… 180 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,040 I'm a podcast producer! 181 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,084 Yeah, you don't have to overdo it. You could just say… 182 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,211 "Oh, I'm a podcast producer." 183 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,089 I'm a podcast producer. 184 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,424 But why is that so scary to say out loud? 185 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,010 Maybe it's 'cause you're a producer on a podcast 186 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,638 about a crime that has 40,000 fuckin' suspects. 187 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,140 Not for long. We are headed up to the production office. 188 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,352 We are gonna poke around and knock a few more names off these boards. 189 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,188 Okay, great. Sounds good. So, while you guys do that, 190 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,483 I'm gonna get some more information on this gun. In the meantime, 191 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,902 tighten it up. You hear me? 192 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:33,197 Fuckin' amateur… Take this shit off the board! 193 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,449 Think she was impressed. 194 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,204 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 195 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:44,041 Oh God. I have an idea. 196 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,335 These three should be in the photo shoot, too. 197 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,588 Why aren't you writing this down? 198 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:54,218 Oh, well, Oliver Putnam does love a photo shoot. 199 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,928 My hair guy is in a home now, 200 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,389 so there's a bit of paperwork involved in getting him out, but… 201 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:00,266 Well, what… What is this photo shoot? 202 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,852 It's marketing for the movie. Ready for the concept? 203 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,395 Full frontal nudity. 204 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:07,648 Two bodies ravaged by time. 205 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,442 And one dewy with promise. 206 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,569 Nobody's doing a naked photo shoot. 207 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,946 Wait, yes! It should be the opposite. 208 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,032 You drowning in your season one outfits. 209 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,116 - Oh… - Did you get that? 210 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,701 Season one outfits. 211 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,828 And the actors in identical looks? 212 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,039 Doubles, illusions. 213 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,332 So cliché. 214 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,545 Don't be late. 215 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,676 Hey, Oliver! 216 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,262 I saw Page Six today. Oh, my God. 217 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,473 Sounds like your girlfriend's about to get Jonked. 218 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,683 I'd prefer if you didn't put it that way. 219 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,352 Well, you gotta tell her though, 220 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,480 'cause it's best to line up a good orthopedic surgeon now. 221 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,565 'Cause she's gonna need a big hip replacement 222 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,442 after he drops that Jonk on her. 223 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:52,985 I'm sorry, you've used "Jonk" 224 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,738 as both a noun and a verb in the span of 10 seconds. 225 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,699 Well, it can be both. "The Jonk jonked my jonk till I jonked," 226 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,784 is a valid sentence. 227 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,704 Well, he and I don't sound that different. 228 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:04,955 Both body guys. 229 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,248 - You know, love protein. - Mm. 230 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,793 In fact, a lotta people don't know this, but I-I myself 231 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,128 - went through a steroids phase. - Hm. 232 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,255 Prednisone for my sinus infections. 233 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,342 That's so interesting. 234 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,011 It's funny 'cause you don't strike me as someone who would, like, 235 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,429 "care for their body." 236 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,431 Excuse me. I need to go find someone. 237 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,767 Actually, uh, uh, uh, I-I-I'm known 238 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,396 as a bit of a Herculean figure in the, uh, theater community. 239 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,940 Usually picked second for softball, 240 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,650 right after the lesbian stage manager. 241 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,485 And I don't wanna brag, but, uh, 242 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:38,489 I've been asked to be a pallbearer. Many times. 243 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,536 Ooh. 244 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,956 What is this I'm standing on? It feels like fly paper. 245 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,041 It's a tacky mat. Production thing. 246 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,668 I work here now, know all the words. 247 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,003 "Comtex." "Gobo tweeny up and over." 248 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,797 "Grip." I can continue. 249 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,383 - I can't. - It gets the dust off your shoes 250 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,510 so you don't track anything into the sisters' nest. 251 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,928 It's a kick-off gift from Eva. 252 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,888 She has a full line of sticky products. 253 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,392 Boob tape, wound glue. She's huge in adhesives. 254 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,936 Anyway, that's a wrap on me! 255 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,689 I gotta go martini two-shot that best boy. 256 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,610 This is a lot of suspects. 257 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,405 What'd Detective Williams call us? Amateurs? 258 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,074 Ama… If that's even the word she used. I can't remember. 259 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,827 - It was amateurs. - Yeah? 260 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,955 Well, would an amateur pretend to be making a call 261 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:31,083 while secretly taking photos for our murder board? 262 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,043 Oh, yes! Uh… 263 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,547 …yes, I can hold. Yes, I'll wait. Oh! 264 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,049 Yes, it's me, Martha! Hi! How are… 265 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,720 I just wanna order those nachos. Uh, na… 266 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,306 Do you want nachos? You don't? You don't want them? 267 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,184 Can you put some, uh, papa de gallo… 268 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:51,479 - Pico de gallo. - Paca de… Pico de gallo on that for me? 269 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,814 Oh, look at this. That's so interesting. 270 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,191 Good work. Good work, everyone. 271 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,443 Yeah, that's fantastic. 272 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,779 I really hope the camera's pointing the right way. 273 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,364 Oh, shoot. 274 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,866 Okay, here we go. 275 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,410 Yeah. Uh-huh? 276 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,912 Well, that's interesting! Yes! 277 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,414 Yes, I can hold, Martha. 278 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,959 How are we supposed to tell if one of these people is the murderer? 279 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,045 I guess we look for someone who gets nervous 280 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,922 when they see us poking around. 281 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,674 Like him. 282 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,183 Marshall, right? 283 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,935 We need to talk with you. 284 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,020 Oh shit, it's the whole trio. 285 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:35,356 Uh, fine. L-L-Let's do it. 286 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:39,026 We have a few questions about Sazz Pataki. Did you happen to see… 287 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,570 Wait, I'm a suspect? 288 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,614 Oh, thank God. 289 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,575 Sorry, I-I thought you wanted to give me more notes on the script. 290 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,870 It's just you're producers… co-associate producers… 291 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,123 and everyone's been hounding me about rewrites, and I figured you… 292 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,875 But no, I'm… 293 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,545 I'm just a suspect. 294 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,004 Um, okay, great. So, 295 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,341 ask me where I was the night Sazz got murdered. 296 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,051 Not here. 297 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,678 Let's talk at my place. 298 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,515 - Mabel! Hey! Hi! - Hey, hi, hi. 299 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,600 I just went down to the lobby to look for you. 300 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,311 Can you hang back and talk with me for a second? 301 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,565 Come sit down with me. Let's see if we can pass the Bechdel test. 302 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,153 Oh, by the way, the checks landed. What are we gonna splurge on? 303 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,573 Oh, I'm probably gonna sink mine into my business. 304 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,784 I'm… a… podcast producer. 305 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,870 Yeah. And I oversee a few… 306 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,038 a bunch of projects. 307 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,541 I'm sure you have a million irons in the fire, 308 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,543 but I do happen to be looking for 309 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,714 a hot new podcast to adapt for my next movie. So what have you got? 310 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:45,259 Oh! Um, I have lots of ideas. 311 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,803 You know, they're just not fully baked. 312 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,346 Mabel, nobody needs fully baked. 313 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,181 All you need is a hook. 314 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,602 So what's your next podcast? Go on. Hook me. 315 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,354 - Like, now? - Yeah, now. Why not? 316 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,148 Uh… Um… The… 317 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,400 The first one is about… 318 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,735 people. 319 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,154 Tall people, short people, 320 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,615 all different-sized people. 321 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,285 And, uh, there's, uh, 322 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,663 another one about buttons… 323 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,334 being pushed… because of… trauma. 324 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,210 Ooh, I like that. 325 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,963 You know what? Forget it. None of these are really anything. 326 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,800 Mabel, do you want the advice of a senior VP? 327 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,094 These ideas are fantastic! 328 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,721 They're relatable. 329 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,723 I mean, come on. Who hasn't dealt with 330 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,433 people and buttons? 331 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,518 You know what? I saw it in the shed. 332 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,104 I said, "The gal under 80, 333 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,273 she's the one you wanna bet on long-term." 334 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,025 So, you know what? I'm calling Billy Billberg. 335 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,319 He heads up the podcast division of our corporation. 336 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,196 I can already see the potential! 337 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,657 Building brands, spreading trends 338 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,534 make that Gen Z get off their asses and listen. 339 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,702 Okay, so here's the plan. 340 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,246 You're gonna flesh out these ideas, 341 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,917 and I'm gonna set you up on a meeting ASAP. 342 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,586 Oh, uh, uh, no, I'm not sure about my schedule. 343 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,546 I don't wanna hear it. 344 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,675 Shh. I don't wanna hear anything. Mabel, listen to me. 345 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,719 They're not buying the idea as much as they're buying you, 346 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,889 so don't stress. Case closed. We're doing it. 347 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,307 Uh… 348 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,691 Ah-ha! It's me favorite trio! 349 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,736 - Ah, when'd you grow the beard, lassie? - That's not Mabel. 350 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,741 Oh, well, um… I's just leaving you dis gift. 351 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,993 - Oh. Mm. - There you go, Chuck. 352 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,411 It's me old gran's soda bread. 353 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,831 Dropped your name. Got meself a gig on the film. 354 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,958 Just odd jobs for now, 355 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,336 but I'll be, uh, doublin' for you at the photo shoot later. 356 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,256 Oh, Dublin. That's… Doub… Oh, Glen! 357 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,967 Um, you're a stunt guy. 358 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,635 Would you say I'm physically fit? 359 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,014 Oh, sure. You're a right Conor McGregor. 360 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,808 I'll scrap ya! Motherf… 361 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,314 I can't believe I'm getting grilled by the actual trio. 362 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,693 I've spent months picturing how you would do an interrogation scene, 363 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,904 and now I'm inside one! Wild. 364 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,948 Y-Yeah, you're really living the dream. 365 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,035 Um, can you tell us where you were the night Sazz died? 366 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,369 It's funny you ask… 367 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,246 Marshall, this script is amazing. 368 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,330 You like it? 369 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,375 I love it! I've never seen myself portrayed so accurately before. 370 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,502 "Charles peers shrewdly at the evidence, 371 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,422 his keen analytical brain thumping with thought." 372 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,840 Does a brain thump? 373 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:31,800 Well, apparently, this one does. 374 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,844 "Oliver flits around the room, 375 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,889 a septuagenarian Peter Pan or a male Tinkerbell"? 376 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,849 Okay, that's just bad writing, Marshall. 377 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,809 - Pick a metaphor. - Aren't you supposed to be 378 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,854 printing out the photos we took in the production offices? 379 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,522 Fine, fine. 380 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,525 B-But Marshall, take a look at how you wrote me in the script 381 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,611 because I do not walk like that. 382 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,826 It's classic trio bickering. 383 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,953 It's my favorite part of the podcast. 384 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,580 God, I love you guys! 385 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,333 But to get back to your question on where I was 386 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,044 the night Sazz died, the truth is… 387 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,423 I've been trying my hand at standup. Observational stuff. 388 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,801 I-I'm more of a storyteller than a punchline guy. 389 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,803 Think Jonathan Winters meets Ali Wong. 390 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,348 That night, I was in West Hollywood, doing a set at the Laugh-eteria. 391 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,808 Oh, I can show you on YouTube! 392 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,435 Actually, that would be useful. It's my first time doing this hour and… 393 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,395 - Uh, that's okay. - Wow. An hour. 394 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,481 Uh, Mabel, we oughta let this kid get back to work. 395 00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,858 The only thing he's guilty of is great character writing. 396 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,486 I'm sorry, Marshall, 397 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:36,406 before you go, is your beard fake? 398 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,992 Oh God, is it that obvious? 399 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,578 Th-This is supposed to be costume-grade human hair! 400 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,081 I-It's a great beard, it's just… 401 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,416 can you tell me why you have it? 402 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,711 Uh… Yeah, this is so embarrassing, 403 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,047 but I-I can't really grow facial hair. 404 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,841 I-It's my first time on set, 405 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,885 and I wanted to sell myself as a "real writer," 406 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,513 and this is the look, right? 407 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:03,225 Oh, these aren't… these aren't real either. I have 20/10 vision. 408 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,353 How could a writer of your talent have imposter syndrome? 409 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,980 Actually, I get it. 410 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:11,066 Really? You're not an imposter. 411 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,943 Sometimes, I feel like one. 412 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,112 That's crazy. You're my inspiration. 413 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,822 It's what drew me to your podcast. 414 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,868 You never pretend to be anything other than what you are. 415 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:21,952 Amateurs. 416 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:24,705 - Hey, hey. Whoa. - I was gonna say amateurs, 417 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,666 flailing their way to success. 418 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,501 You haven't missed. 419 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,422 I-I mean, look at these murder boards! 420 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,425 They're a little homemade, and yet you're… 421 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,677 You're probably on the verge of a breakthrough. 422 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,095 Finally, someone who sees it. 423 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,556 You want me to walk you through it? It could be helpful with the script. 424 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,641 That would be incredible. 425 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,563 You'll notice how this is organized around the theme of questions. 426 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:53,317 The who, the how, the why, and the why now? 427 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,278 You know, we really should contact the MasterClass people about this. 428 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,072 Wow. So, you don't know who the target was? 429 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,409 Oh, no. Th… Don't look at that. That's not ready for prime time. 430 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,244 That "Why" section has a lotta different motives… 431 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,372 No, no, th-th-that's not, yeah… But this. 432 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,417 This is my magnum opus. The "How" board. 433 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,586 Note the timeline. 434 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,422 - This baby's airtight. - It's beautiful. 435 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,216 Although the… Ah, forget it. 436 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,968 - No, what? - Nothing. It… 437 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,511 It's just th-the timing. 438 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,472 Sazz left a voicemail at 11:07, 439 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,308 but her body hit the incinerator at 11:19. 440 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,435 That would mean someone shot from the West Tower, 441 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,520 came all the way over here, cleaned up the crime scene, 442 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,731 and disposed of the body, all in 12 minutes? 443 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,984 It could totally happen. You just haven't thought about it the way I have. 444 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,112 In fact, that might be the secret to my crime-solving ability. 445 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:43,116 I'm able to channel the mind of a killer. 446 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,035 You might wanna put that in the script. 447 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,912 Uh… 448 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,289 You're still not getting it? All good. 449 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,959 Let me pitch the murder to you. 450 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,418 Picture this. 451 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,422 Our killer takes his place… 452 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,799 …or her place, 453 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,926 and waits for the target to come into view. 454 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,137 Minute one, our killer takes his shot. 455 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,182 Can I just commit to male pronouns? It'll be easier. Anyway… 456 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,517 Boom. 457 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,395 Minute two, he takes the stairs 458 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,314 so as not to run into anyone on the elevator, 459 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,024 but he's gotta be quick! 460 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,859 Minutes three to six, 461 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,404 our killer exits the West Tower 462 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,739 and traverses the half-block to the Arconia main entrance. 463 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,326 Oh! Brazzos! 464 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,372 Just another face in a New York crowd. 465 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,545 Minute seven, 466 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,171 our killer enters the lobby 467 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,049 and expertly distracts the doorman on duty. 468 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,597 Why, that sounds exactly like a black-capped chickadee. 469 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,018 What's a forest songbird doing in my lobby? 470 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,357 Minutes 9 through 11, he enters my apartment 471 00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:00,027 and removes any trace of the crime, 472 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,362 a task made easier by the high-quality cleaning products 473 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,530 I have neatly organized 474 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,533 in my high-quality cleaning product cabinet. 475 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,960 And finally, using what I assume 476 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,337 is one of my missing suit bags, 477 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,547 our killer hoists the body over his shoulder, 478 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,965 and disposes of it… 479 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:26,053 causing the power to surge at exactly minute 12. 480 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,642 Stylishly done. 481 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,521 Huh. I-I'm just saying, in order for it to happen in 12 minutes, 482 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,107 the person who did this would have to be extremely fit. 483 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,027 A gifted athlete in the best shape of their life. 484 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,987 You're describing our killer exactly. 485 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,322 No, you're describing me. 486 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,241 - I'll do it. - Do what? 487 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,203 The murder. I can reenact it in 12 minutes. 488 00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,205 I don't think that's a great idea. 489 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,665 Mabel, Mabel, Mabel. 490 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,918 You have no idea what this body of mine can do. 491 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,670 In 1981, I participated 492 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,298 in a 24-hour kickline fundraiser. 493 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,468 - Like a Rockette? - Exactly like a Rockette. 494 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,804 It was called "Let's Kick Rickets to the Curb 495 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,890 and If We Have Extra Send It to AIDS." 496 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,517 We only had enough for rickets. 497 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,269 Um, I-I'll test the theory. 498 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,063 Or Marshall can. 499 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,856 You don't have anything you need to prove. 500 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,110 Who's proving anything? I'm simply a man in his prime, 501 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,905 looking to use his rock-hard bod to prove a murder timeline. 502 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:30,283 Oliver, just the same, you have a lot of things 503 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,285 that Jack Jonk doesn't. 504 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,788 You're sweet, for one. Your… 505 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,332 scarves and… 506 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,294 Yes! And even if only 10% of your stories are true, 507 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:42,712 you've had an interesting life. 508 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,007 Thank you, but this has nothing to do with Jack Jonk. 509 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,760 Now, here are your photos. I have to locate my athletic wear 510 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,430 and fly through this killer's obstacle course. 511 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,057 Bang! 512 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,812 Are you just gonna leave me up here? 513 00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,355 Do you want me to stop the clock? 514 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,150 No, just help me down. I sunk 20 grand into these knees. 515 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,405 See you punks at the finish line. 516 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,659 Okay. 517 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,801 Move it! Kids on leashes should be illegal! 518 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,011 I'm trying to do something here! 519 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,095 Get back! 520 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,806 Hey, hey! Nice outfit, jackass! 521 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,767 Yelling at children? Are you serious? 522 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,479 You cannot be serious! 523 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:45,775 How am I doing? 524 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,027 It's been 38 minutes. 525 00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:49,154 - What? - What happened to you, Oliver? 526 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:52,491 Well, I got off to a good start. 527 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,618 - No, you didn't. - No, I did not. 528 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,079 I've been on a journey. 529 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,456 I saw things. 530 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:01,416 I did things. 531 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,627 I failed. 532 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,337 I failed as an athlete, 533 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,672 as a… movie character, 534 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,049 as a fashion icon… 535 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,428 as a guardian of the city's wildlife. 536 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,097 I'd rather not elaborate on that. 537 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,308 - Did you punch a bird? - I said I'm not elaborating! 538 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,185 It's not your fault, Oliver. 539 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:23,688 Nobody could have done that in 12 minutes unless they were superhuman. 540 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:26,775 The only thing holding this murder board together is my timeline, 541 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:27,943 and it's all wrong! 542 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,531 What are you doing? Oh, my God, you're rewriting my character! 543 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,574 Don't take away my thumping brain! 544 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,992 No, I-I mean… 545 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,285 Oh, thank God. I'll get it! 546 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,788 One little mistake, and suddenly I'm thumpless! 547 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,836 Oh, good. You're all here. 548 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,296 I got your wardrobe. 549 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,131 Gee, photo shoot. 550 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,384 Reminds me of the time I modeled for the, uh, 551 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,927 great Robert Mapplethorpe. 552 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,931 Uh, just Google, "Robert Mapplethorpe, Lester Doorman." 553 00:25:58,014 --> 00:26:00,225 Of course, you won't recognize me behind the gimp mask, 554 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:03,603 but, uh, it's me in there. Anyway, have fun. 555 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,148 I never thought I'd say this, 556 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,901 but Oliver Putnam is not up for a photo shoot. 557 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,570 Me neither. 558 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:14,030 Guys, we have to go to that photo shoot. 559 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,324 Wow, Mabel, money has really changed you. 560 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,243 One check and it's, "Hey, check me out." 561 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,704 No, look! 562 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,081 It's the pictures you took in the production office. 563 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,375 This shoe print on that tacky mat 564 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,877 matches the one from Dudenoff's apartment. 565 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,297 The killer was up at the production offices, 566 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,174 which means they're probably at the photo shoot. 567 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,301 Shit… 568 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,679 It's like I'm already watching the sequel to my movie. 569 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,729 Oh, you're here. 570 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:48,273 - This could be triggering. - Shoot. 571 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:58,825 Just wait. 572 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,122 It's an honor to be your stand-in, Putnam. 573 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,582 You, too, Mr. Anaphylaxis. 574 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,961 Yay! You made it! I'm so happy. 575 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,630 Don't you love this concept? 576 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,506 We have all of you multiplied. 577 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,925 Then, we add mirrors. 578 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,427 It's so confusing, 579 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,679 just like your podcast. Check it out! 580 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,014 Look at this. 581 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,068 Charlie's Angels. 582 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,778 Aah! 583 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:36,821 Ron, Harry, Hermione. 584 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,490 Harry Potter. 585 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,617 Hm? Oh yeah. 586 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,285 Godfather 1, 2, 3. 587 00:27:45,288 --> 00:27:48,208 - Are you sure this plan is going to work? - Absolutely not, 588 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:51,252 but I didn't have a better idea on such short notice. 589 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,005 Let's take five. Charles, go to makeup. 590 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,758 Tell them we need you to look a little less… 591 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,176 They'll know what that means. 592 00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,260 This way, sir. 593 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,478 Howard! 594 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,314 Howard! Ah. 595 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,109 Why is this box of Eva Longoria Tacky Mats 596 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,277 not unloaded and laid out? 597 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,947 You think I want dust particles in my nose all day? 598 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,073 What are we making, Dune? 599 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:23,910 Ms. Longoria, I will lay out the Ms. Longoria Tacky Mats, 600 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,746 but I will not be spoken to like a common PA! 601 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:30,375 I am an on-set documentarian slash talent liaison. 602 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:33,461 Great. Well, why don't you liaise these mats? 603 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,132 PA, lay out the mats. Are you kidding me? 604 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:41,010 Eva, thanks so much for playing the crazy celebrity card. 605 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:43,179 Oh, honey, I've asked for crazier things. 606 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,974 In season eight of Desperate Housewives, I told them I wouldn't return 607 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,892 unless they legalized gay marriage. 608 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,602 And guess what? They did. 609 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,187 You're welcome, gays! 610 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:03,575 Oh, I get the plan now. 611 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,785 See, I'm a visual learner. 612 00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,537 Do I have all my Olivers? 613 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,372 Oh. 614 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,250 Oliver. 615 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,461 Oliver. 616 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,837 I'm Glen Stubbins! 617 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,213 Stubbins, out! 618 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,674 Zack and Oliver, get on your marks. 619 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,342 Wait! Conference. 620 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:27,515 Okay. 621 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:31,102 Have you read the new changes to the script? They're awful. 622 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,520 What changes? 623 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,022 For some reason, and don't ask me why, 624 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:37,942 it seems as Marshall has done a insecurity pass on your character. 625 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,361 "Oliver stares at the murder board, 626 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,406 "insecurely wondering who the killer is. 627 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:44,991 "He flits around the room, 628 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,203 an insecure Peter Pan or an insecure Tinkerbell." 629 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,954 Okay, you know, this is all about Jonk. 630 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,080 Jack Jonk? 631 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,749 - Mm-hmm. - Hey! Hey! 632 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:55,043 - That dude fucks. - Aah! Bastards! 633 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,127 Hard. 634 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,254 We did a gender-bent take on Snow White, 635 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:00,089 and he jonked all seven of the dwarves. 636 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,426 You could hear them hi-ho-ing from his trailer. 637 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:09,015 He's playing my girlfriend's new love interest on her show. 638 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,600 Ah, sorry. 639 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:13,144 Well, you know, 640 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,814 maybe he didn't jonk all seven. It could've been… 641 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,190 could've been five. 642 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,733 Try one back-to-back. 643 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,820 You share a vertebrae and a shameful secret. 644 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,197 Shame… A shameful secret. Okay. 645 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,993 Now, turn around. 646 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:30,787 Wiener-to-wiener. 647 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:34,582 - W… - Stubbins! Show 'em. 648 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,042 Penis… 649 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:47,929 Thank you. 650 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,682 - Charles… Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. 651 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,184 My bad, I'm sorry. 652 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,231 What, are we dancing? 653 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:00,984 Two people. 654 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278 That's it. 655 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:07,073 My brain is back to thumping. 656 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:09,993 Okay… 657 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,996 The only thing that gets you over imposter syndrome 658 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:16,082 is actually doing the thing you wanna be better at. 659 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:19,544 Mabel, I figured out the how. 660 00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:23,089 It wasn't one person who did the murder. It was two. 661 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:26,301 One to shoot and one to clean up. 662 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,970 Now, which two people coulda done it? 663 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:32,891 Putting ideas together till they make some kind of sense. 664 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,644 Until you've got something that you did, 665 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,522 something you figured out. 666 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,359 Or it all makes less sense, 667 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,945 and then it's time for another rewrite. 668 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,916 Oh, Trina, he's off his mark. Can you move him? 669 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:03,588 Thank you. 670 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:25,234 Oh, my God, you're totally right. 671 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,028 They could've done this. 672 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,537 Where's the other Brothers sister? 673 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,840 - Gun! - Oh, my God, they've been shot!