1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:02,794 Sazz was my friend. 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,087 We're trying to solve her murder. 3 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,297 Right. For your podcast. 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,011 - Ben Glenroy? - Ben's dead! 5 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,847 I'm Glen Stubbins, Ben's stunt double. 6 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,515 Can ya help me get a job on your film? 7 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:17,767 You lost your stunt double. I lost my acting double. 8 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,644 We could make each other whole again. 9 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,187 Oh God, they've been shot! 10 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,897 It's Glen! He's still alive! 11 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,816 Stubbins is stable, but unconscious. 12 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,610 The bullet struck the plate in his head and deflected to Gali-fine-akis. 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,780 I sign on to your crazy for a lifetime. 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,033 You're giving me a doll's bracelet? 15 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:37,412 I'm proposing to you, Oliver. I wanna marry you. 16 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:40,206 We're getting married this weekend! 17 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:43,752 Sazz figured this all out. Maybe that's what she wanted to tell me. 18 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,463 I vanted to tell you something about your friend, Sazz. 19 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,006 She was on the ham radio, 20 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,800 asking about all dese huge plot holes you had in your podcast. 21 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,596 You're how Sazz knew about all the West Tower stuff in her notes. 22 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:59,309 She talked about a stuntman on a movie called Project Ronkonkoma. 23 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,227 She said, "He's gonna be the death of me." 24 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,104 What's Project Ronkonkoma? 25 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,106 Here we go! Project Ronkonkoma. 26 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,358 Who's the stunt person? Is it someone we can talk to? 27 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,652 Not exactly. 28 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:20,538 For those of us in film and TV, the people you work with are everything. 29 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,333 Until it's time to move on to the next show, 30 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,668 and then it's easy to lose touch. 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,463 Talk to Pataki. 32 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,799 Hey hey, Spanko! How's it goin', man? 33 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,801 No, no, you're good. I'm just leavin' set. 34 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:37,263 Project Ronkonkoma! Of course I can wrestle up a team! 35 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,307 But sometimes, you meet a person 36 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,518 you don't want to let go of. 37 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,104 And sometimes, they can change your life 38 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,272 in ways you never saw coming. 39 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,357 Ha, ha! 40 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,946 Geez! 41 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:56,116 That was some flip! 42 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,493 I teach that in my Advanced Somersault Intensive, 43 00:01:58,576 --> 00:01:59,869 which is in the winter. 44 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,748 You ever stunted before? 45 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,086 There he is. 46 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,838 Excuse me, you can't go in there. 47 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,382 Oh, uh, we have to. Uh, we're his family. 48 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,676 Uh, that's right. We're the Stubbins, you know. 49 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:18,721 I'm Oliver. Th-This cailín is Mabel, and of course, you've met cousin Charles. 50 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,682 And it sure is good to know ya! 51 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,142 Well, the accent's new. 52 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,560 Well, it's in and out. 53 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,104 Okay, fine, we're here investigating a murder, 54 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,689 and we need to see Glen. 55 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,108 Glen is in a fragile state. 56 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:32,402 He can't be subjected to an interrogation right now. 57 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:36,114 No need to worry, darlin'. These are mild questions. 58 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:39,993 Like, uh, "We heard Sazz was beefin' with her protégé. 59 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,453 Might that be you, Glen Stubbins?" 60 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:46,374 And sure, whatever happened on Project Ronkonkoma 61 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,168 on the Erin's green isle? 62 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,919 Um, and you know, 63 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,463 "Did you murder our friend?" 64 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,717 You're not goin' in. That's final. 65 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,926 Also, what's with the beer? 66 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,846 - Oh, uh, we were going to… - No, please. 67 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,681 …l-lure him out of his coma. 68 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,894 Ya thought the smell of beer would rouse him? 69 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,396 Why? 'Cause he's Irish? 70 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,106 Did ya bring some corned beef, too? 71 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,233 No… 72 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,444 We also brought smellin' salts. 73 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,946 Good luck accusin' that of being in bad taste. 74 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:19,240 I don't even know if they work. 75 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,744 They work. They work. 76 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,287 We also brought a witchy board 77 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,373 on the off-chance he could control it with his mind. 78 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,959 So? 79 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:35,048 Well, the nurse said that she'd call if Glen wakes up. 80 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,008 - Oh. - So, what do we do now? 81 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:39,302 What do I do with all this beer? 82 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,137 Sazz gave them to me the night she died, 83 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,306 but I'm never gonna drink them 'cause, as you know, 84 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:44,974 beer is a peasant's drink. 85 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,227 Oliver, I'll take your peasant's beer 86 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,020 because I'm such a good friend. 87 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,231 You know, I've been thinking. 88 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:54,400 You're getting married in a few days, and what if I took you out 89 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,570 and bought you a non-beer drink to, uh, celebrate? 90 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,366 Charles, are you offering to throw me a bachelor party? 91 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,326 I don't care what people say. 92 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:05,411 You're not an ice prince. 93 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,997 Good people. 94 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:11,167 Guys, it's the bartender from Concussions. 95 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:16,381 The three jackasses who promised to solve Sazz's murder. 96 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,674 We're still doing that. 97 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,051 Hm, racked up a coma along the way. 98 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:22,512 Hey, uh, you're in the stunt world. 99 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,973 We heard Sazz's protégé on Project Ronkonkoma 100 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,058 was giving her a hard time, 101 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,394 and Glen Stubbins ended up with credit on the movie. 102 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,812 No. 103 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,815 Glen was brought in to replace Sazz's protégé. 104 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:37,402 The guy fucked up so bad, Sazz had to blackball him. 105 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,698 So, Sazz ended her protégé's career, 106 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,616 and then Glen replaced him. 107 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,202 That's motive to kill both of 'em. 108 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:50,623 So, Glen was never our shooter. He was another victim. 109 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,250 Who was this protégé? 110 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:55,628 - And what happened on Project Ronkonkoma? - I didn't know the guy. 111 00:04:55,712 --> 00:05:00,883 The only ones who know what went down are Sazz, Glen, and the director. 112 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:04,387 So, all we have to do is track down the director of that movie, 113 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,930 who was… 114 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,015 Ron Howard. 115 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,936 Finally, a celebrity this season! 116 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:08,576 Oh! Your first professional fire stunt. 117 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,453 Oh! Alright. 118 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,039 Now I know we've been over this a million times. 119 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,666 We're gonna make it a million and one. Ready? 120 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,126 - Mm-hmm. - Step one, 121 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,880 grab your fireproof jock from the deep freeze. Strap it on. 122 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:25,134 Step two, slather up your tender bits with this stuff. 123 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,011 Wrists, neck, ankles. 124 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,806 Anything not covered by… 125 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,016 this flame-retardant vest, 126 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,185 AKA step three. 127 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:36,646 Yeah, it's a bit tattered, it's a bit old school, 128 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:40,191 but it's a gift from my old man, and it's kept me safe all these years. 129 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:42,652 Here, for you. Try it on. 130 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,445 Lather yourself up, 131 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,531 and we're gonna torch you. 132 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,449 Ooh! I'm so psyched for you. 133 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,618 Frank! You good? 134 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,375 Well, took us long enough, but we finally are on the right track. 135 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:01,087 Only question is how the hell do we get to Ron Howard? 136 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:06,300 Well, I've been waiting to tell you this for maximum impact, but… 137 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:10,847 Ron-Ron and I are close personal friends. 138 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,099 And you know it's true because he called him Ron-Ron. 139 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,644 I'll have you know our headshots are hung right next to each other 140 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,438 at my favorite Chinese restaurant. 141 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,399 Well, next to each other in an across-and-down sort of way. 142 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,734 My face is covered by a plant, 143 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,279 but my pompadour is pompin'. 144 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,490 Great. Your pictures know each other. That's incredibly helpful. 145 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,243 Devastating that you know me so well 146 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:35,663 and yet you could think that was the end of my story. 147 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:37,874 The year! 148 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,334 1988. 149 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,378 I was 10 dumplings deep, 150 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,007 but who should enter? Hollywood's own, Ron Howard. 151 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,261 Next thing you know, we're sharing an off-menu soup 152 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:53,890 that is so spicy, we sweat through our shirts. 153 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,892 We talked into the wee hours, 154 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,603 topless, and, I don't know, 155 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,521 maybe we danced on top of the table. 156 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,274 I'm not sure. The end of the evening is a bit fuzzy. 157 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:06,319 Not unlike Ron-Ron's chest, which I do remember. 158 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,237 You saw Ron Howard's nipples? 159 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,157 - Oh, my God! - Like two little cardinals in a bush. 160 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,701 Okay, let's just say that story is true. 161 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:17,330 Why don't you give, uh, your good friend a call and get us some info? 162 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,540 Well, this was before cell phones, Mabel. 163 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,833 - Mm. - I only have the number 164 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,293 to his car fax machine, 165 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,378 but if we stake out the restaurant, we'll find him. 166 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,131 You know what? I'm just gonna call 167 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,717 Tommy Hanks and just get his number. 168 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,178 I mean, he's one of my close personal friends, you know, 169 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,514 because, one time, I watched The Polar Express. 170 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,309 That is fu… Although, 171 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,311 speaking of Tom Hanks, we should invite him. 172 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,562 Invite him to what? 173 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,022 My bachelor party. 174 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:46,275 I've literally spent the entire time with you since the hospital. 175 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,528 - When would I have ever done that? - I-I'm sorry. Yes, okay. 176 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,531 B-But, the invites should go out soon, Charles. 177 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,116 Yeah, Charles. I mean, you have, like, 50 hours, 178 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,827 which means you're looking at Evites. 179 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,830 Evites. Yeah, that's not the classiest, 180 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,124 but that is the hand we have been dealt. 181 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,710 Alright, I'll keep it simple. I just want three little things 182 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,420 for my bachelor party. 183 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,964 Whiskey, 184 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,924 A-list celebrities, 185 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,635 and someone who does something naughty, 186 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,513 and we all have to keep it a secret for the rest of our lives. 187 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,765 I'll give you an acronym to help you remember. 188 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:20,560 W-A-N-S, WANS. 189 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:25,022 Whiskey, A-list celebrities, naughty secret. 190 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,315 Got it. 191 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,943 H-E-L-P. 192 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,612 This seems like a really good time for me to exit. 193 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,115 So, I am gonna go visit someone 194 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,242 who can actually help us find Ron Howard. 195 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,458 Come in. 196 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,419 - Mabel! - Hey. 197 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,129 You look so pretty! 198 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,298 Wait, did we have something on the books for today? 199 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,882 Hold. 200 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,050 - Skylar? - Hi. 201 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,636 Hi, did we have something on the books with Mabel today? 202 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,346 Maybe. I-I don't remember. 203 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,140 I-It's fine if you forgot. 204 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:00,558 I keep forgetting! 205 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,184 You're in a safe space, don't worry. 206 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,689 No, please don't take another mental health day. Please, no. 207 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,775 Okay, good. Bye. 208 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,861 Can't take it anymore. 209 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:15,281 Uh… Sorry, there was nothing on the books today. 210 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:19,035 I, um, I just… I wanted to ask you about… 211 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,369 About the movie? 212 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,165 Ugh, let me tell you. The movie is addicted 213 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,459 to being a piece of shit. 214 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,753 I hate the costumes. They're awful. 215 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:32,006 Eva Longoria is constantly unavailable 216 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:35,885 because of some TED Talk or billionaire's birthday. 217 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:39,805 The Brothers Sisters are draining every last drop of me. 218 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,518 But, they do keep asking for more Mabel scenes, 219 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,562 which is interesting. Something about your… 220 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,856 "erotic non-sexuality." 221 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,900 Yeah, it's the sweaters. 222 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,694 And every draft that Marshall turns in is worse than the last. 223 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,781 It's like I can't even remember the script that I fell in love with. 224 00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,076 And I don't know if it's the two coffee enemas that I took this morning, 225 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,703 but I'm starting to think that the Brothers Sisters 226 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,456 aren't actually identical. 227 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,848 Well, uh, I just… I came by 228 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:26,060 because I'm trying to track down Ron Howard. 229 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,396 Uh, do you, by chance, know where he is? 230 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,272 Of course, I know where that fucker is. 231 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,941 - Wait, you do? - Oh yes, Mabel. 232 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,068 You're nobody in this town if you ain't keeping track of… 233 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,237 Ron Howard. 234 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,281 He's actually in New York right now shooting a movie. 235 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,368 No one knows what it's about or who's in it, 236 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:45,121 but I did hear that it's very autobiographical 237 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,832 and very personal and very small, 238 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,376 and the budget is $200 million. 239 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,130 Uh… 240 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,048 Can I ask you a question? 241 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,844 When you talk, do you say "bro"? 242 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,972 Bro? No, I hang out with 70-year-olds. 243 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,057 Right. That's what I thought. 244 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,395 These pages are a big fat suck-fest. 245 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,522 You know what? I have an idea. 246 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:14,442 What if I give you Ron Howard's address, 247 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,944 and you do something for me, 248 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,697 and that would be taking a pass on these scenes, 249 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:23,075 but you have to make sure it sounds like the real Mabel. What do you think? 250 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,996 If, uh, if this lead pans out, 251 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,582 maybe, uh, I can help you when I come back. 252 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,209 Yes! Here you go. 253 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,544 Thank you. 254 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,755 - Uh, goodbye. - Bye. 255 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,426 Everyone, we need all Escape From Planet Klongo NDAs 256 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,844 signed before entering. 257 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,928 Oh. 258 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,930 Okay, okay, let me take the lead. 259 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,390 If I drop my name, 260 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,560 Ron Howard will swing that velvet rope wide open. 261 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,937 I think I should. Security guards love Brazzos. 262 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,856 I'm kinda their Princess Diana. 263 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,776 I think I should, mostly because I'm neither of you. 264 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,861 Hold up. You got badges? 265 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,113 Oh yeah, I got a badge. Huh? 266 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,326 From Brazzos? TV show? Your dad probably watched? 267 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,078 - Emmy nomination for sound? - Um, 268 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,872 sorry, we just, we need to talk 269 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,374 to Mr. Howard about an investigation. 270 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,168 We're professional podcasters. 271 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,628 Only Murders in the Building. 272 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,755 We're the most listened to murder podcast 273 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,216 on the Upper West Side that's sponsored by a deli chain. 274 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,259 Yeah, you're not gettin' in here. 275 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:26,055 W-Well, I-if you could just tell Ron-Ron that Ollie Putnam is here. 276 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,099 No, no. Tell him "off-menu soup." 277 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,772 Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! 278 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,359 Ah! Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! 279 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:41,111 - He'll know who that means. - Look. 280 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,448 I'ma be real with you. I don't really watch TV, 281 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,116 and congrats on the podcast. 282 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,118 I mean, that's, that's huge, and it's so amazing 283 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,538 that you have an inside joke with Ron Howard, 284 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,373 but if I let you in, 285 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,500 then I'll lose my job, and then I won't have enough money 286 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,085 to go to Disneyland with my cousins, 287 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,587 and we've been planning this trip for years. 288 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,464 So, just in case my boss is listening, 289 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,966 get outta here! 290 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,551 Okay. 291 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,304 Ugh, that was a very charming rejection. 292 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,265 Background actors? 293 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,058 Yes? 294 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,018 You were supposed to arrive 10 minutes ago. Move it! 295 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,229 Oh! Time. 296 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,106 Background. 297 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,774 Have fun with your cousins. 298 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,776 - Get your badge. - Yes. 299 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,820 Thank you. 300 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,659 I'm not gonna have to do any acting, right? 301 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,787 Are you nervous? You know your hobby is chasing murderers? 302 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,163 Oh yeah, that's somehow less scary. 303 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,959 Well, good news. As soon as we step on set, 304 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,879 Ron-Ron will recognize me, and we'll get pulled away. 305 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,172 And don't worry. Background actors don't really have to do much. 306 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,174 You just be natural. 307 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,718 You know, I hadn't thought of it before, 308 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,388 but I guess it's time for me to change my emergency contact to Loretta. 309 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,557 A whole new life. 310 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,018 - Gives me chills. - Okay, listen up! 311 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:57,855 I need everyone to line up and deliver your best terrified reaction. 312 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,481 Best 10 stay, the rest go home. 313 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,609 You said background actors don't have to do much. 314 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,528 Well, honey, they do now, so buckle up. 315 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,281 Okay, let's go, guys. Alright, line up over here. 316 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,243 I don't know whether to go big, do I go small, 317 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,204 or communicate the unspeakable horror using only my teeth? 318 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,249 - Not that. - You first. 319 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,171 - You're in. - Oh. 320 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,507 - What do I do? - I think big. I think we go big. 321 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,259 I was hoping for big. 322 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,889 - You're out. - Damn. 323 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,724 Final answer, small. We're going small. 324 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,101 Small is sophisticated. Small is for the silver screen. 325 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,021 - Really keeping us on our toes here. - You. 326 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,947 - Thought we said small. - That was my small. 327 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,240 - You're in. - Oh, thank you. 328 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,578 Oh, my God, Brazzos? 329 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,872 Ah. So nice to meet a fan. 330 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,415 I'm sure Ron'll want to say hello. 331 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,750 You're doing background now? 332 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,253 That's so sad. You can be in the movie. 333 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,964 You're still in the game. You're in. 334 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,050 - This way. - No! I don't think I can do this. 335 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,134 You. 336 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,597 Wow, great. You're in. 337 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,099 Head on over to wardrobe and makeup. 338 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,283 Are… 339 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,577 Are ye an angel? 340 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,414 Oh. Relax. 341 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,332 You're in the hospital. 342 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,960 - You've been shot in the head. - Nay. 343 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,963 The heart. 344 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,966 Ya had some friends come here earlier, 345 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,260 a couple o' married old men and their caretaker. 346 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:56,265 They wanted to ask you about the stunt guy on Project Ronkonkoma? 347 00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,019 Yes. Right. No, I-I need to talk to 'em right away. 348 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,021 - I'll let them know you're up. - Right away. 349 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,106 Oh, also, um… 350 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,569 would ya do me the honor of bein' 351 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,654 Mrs. Glen Stubbins? 352 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,491 Also, I'm Glen Stubbins. 353 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,245 Oh. Yeah, I'll get your doctor. 354 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,329 - Okay. - Yeah. 355 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,711 Can I-I get a room without the rats? 356 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,011 Alright. 357 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,972 Don't forget to take a deep breath before they light you up. 358 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,725 Last thing you wanna do is inhale flames into your lungs. 359 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,644 And when the director yells "cut," you stop, drop, 360 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,898 and let 'em hose you down. And then, you take a good 30 seconds 361 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,234 before you do anything else in case you re-spark. 362 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,694 You ready? 363 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,654 Yeah, of course, you are. 364 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,531 Now, go make my papa proud. 365 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,412 Doing this for Sazz, doing this for Sazz. 366 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,876 How is Ron-Ron going to recognize me now? 367 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,004 That night in the Chinese restaurant, my aesthetic was distinctively not 368 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,923 life-size Sour Patch Kid. 369 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:14,218 And why do we have to wear spandex, and Mabel only gets makeup? 370 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,095 Well, because you guys are a bunch of… 371 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,597 "Klongos," and I'm just a girl. 372 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,725 Right, Klongos. I mean, I'm sorry, but what is this movie? 373 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,103 Are we witnessing the end of Ron Howard's career? 374 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,438 No, no, no. What I learned about Ron over soup 375 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,733 is you've gotta just trust him. I told him, I said, 376 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,194 "Ron-Ron, you're the beautiful mind." 377 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,571 And he loved that, and he just plunked down the credit card 378 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,156 and paid for the whole soup. 379 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,658 Oh, my God, guys. 380 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,660 I have to get out of here and get to the hospital. 381 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,036 Glen Stubbins is awake. 382 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,038 Also, I'm gonna see if they can remove 383 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:47,000 the part of my brain that stores the image of you in spandex. 384 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,129 Well… 385 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,172 Oh, yeah… 386 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,092 Oh, by the way, I've been thinking about your bachelor party, 387 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,426 and I think I got a winner. 388 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,762 Finally. Yes, let's hear it. 389 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,431 I hope the spandex and the balls inspired you. 390 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,684 Okay, remember that hot dog restaurant we went to? 391 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,894 - Yeah. - And, uh, there was a phone booth outside, 392 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,356 but it wasn't really a phone booth, it was a door to a speakeasy? 393 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,400 I was thinking we could do something like that. 394 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,235 Get some dogs with my dawg! 395 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,738 I feel like I've taken crazy pills. 396 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,491 Do we remember W-A-N-S? 397 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,326 Whiskey, A-listers, 398 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,912 - naughty secret? Oh, you do remember? - Naughty secret. Yeah. 399 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,583 'Cause I thought your plan lacked my simple parameters due to forgetfulness. 400 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,211 But instead, the culprit is willful negligence! 401 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,922 Alright. Just forget it! 402 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,966 - And you're not wearing this either! - Ah! 403 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,802 Background, you're up on set. 404 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,058 Ah, you're back, sweetheart. 405 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,646 What? It's you? 406 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,857 What are… 407 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,151 What you… No. 408 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,779 No, no. No, don't! No! 409 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,866 Don't! Stop, no! 410 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,495 Alright, everybody in? 411 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,663 Let's go! 412 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,291 Places! 413 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,129 Ron-Ron? Are you there? 414 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,422 It's me! 415 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,010 Hey, you're not talking to Ron. 416 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,346 Listen up, everybody. On my cue, 417 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,972 you're gonna look up at the monster, 418 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,099 you're gonna look scared, 419 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,227 and you're gonna run off that way. Yeah? 420 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,561 Great. 421 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,689 I know our bold acting choice. Follow my lead. 422 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,817 Background! 423 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,110 And… action! 424 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,448 Run! Run, fellow Klongos! 425 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,368 I shall buy you time! 426 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,495 Don't let my death be in vain! 427 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,539 - Monster, no! - What the hell's with him? 428 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,167 No… Charles, a little effort, please! 429 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,753 Or is this gonna be my bachelor party all over again? 430 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,964 Oh? 431 00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,300 Your bachelor party? Oh, you're right, yes. I should pitch in. 432 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,885 How about a… 433 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,846 a sunset cigar cruise up the Gowanus Canal? 434 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,975 Or maybe a dining and spa experience, 435 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,602 where we get fish pedicures, and afterwards, 436 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,814 we eat the fish omakase-style? Oh, wait! 437 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,526 Ice luges poured by professional ice lugers. 438 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,903 Is this getting good enough for you? 439 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,573 Oh wait. Oh, maybe, a members-only aerialist strip club! 440 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,326 And an elephant! But, not just any elephant! 441 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,161 An A-list elephant. 442 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,872 Babar, Dumbo, or maybe the viral one 443 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,459 who sat on the zookeeper's head. Because it really doesn't matter 444 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,921 because no one is gonna show up! 445 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,090 Because you! 446 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,801 Are insufferable. 447 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,429 And… cut? 448 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,014 Who hired the idiots? 449 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,890 Get 'em out and get a picture for my ban list. 450 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,059 The director has asked that you go home. 451 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:52,978 Now. 452 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,063 Sorry, Brazzos. 453 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,321 Now, if you'd line up, Ron Howard would like to say hi 454 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,324 and thank each of you for your work today before we start rolling. 455 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,540 Where is he? 456 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,002 I'm so sorry. 457 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,880 - He's dead. My Glen. - W… 458 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,923 - What happened? - I don't know! 459 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,301 He seemed fine. He was making me laugh. 460 00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:27,637 I called his people to let them know he was awake, did my rounds, 461 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,806 and when I returned, he… 462 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,225 Breaking news. Nicky "The Neck" Caccimelio, 463 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,936 the Dry Cleaning King of Brooklyn, has been reported missing. 464 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,272 Though he has ties to the Caputo crime family, 465 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,525 officials say they do not suspect foul play at this time. 466 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,196 Uh, who else did you call and tell that Glen was awake? 467 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,157 Just you and his emergency contact. 468 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,577 - Sazz Pataki. - You called Sazz? 469 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,537 Did a man answer? 470 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,792 - Did I do somethin' wrong? - Uh… 471 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,217 - Rolling. - And action! 472 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,269 Get out here, you rat! 473 00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:21,066 On the ground! 474 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,032 This is for Don Antonio. 475 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,871 Good, good. 476 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,297 Okay, cut! Fire out! 477 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,591 Yes! Yes! Yes! 478 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,926 Clear! 479 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,177 Told you. Yes, yes, yes, yes! 480 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,680 I told you. I told you we'd do it in one! 481 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:58,186 Geez whiz! 482 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:02,065 Oh! Oh no! 483 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,737 Go ahead and strike that! 484 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,243 - You need a hand? - No, no. 485 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,662 - I don't need your help. - 'Cause I can if… 486 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:18,165 Oh no, no, I've already asked too much. 487 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,750 I don't wanna be "insufferable." 488 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,390 You're my emergency contact. 489 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,435 What? 490 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:41,062 Well, when I fill out forms, I put your name. 491 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,483 And I know you used to put mine, but now it's Loretta's. 492 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,234 You know, 493 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,946 I always knew Mabel would one day spread her wings and leave, but… 494 00:24:51,114 --> 00:24:54,451 you and me, I thought we'd, you know, grow old…er, 495 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,538 and die together. Uh… 496 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,874 And don't get me wrong, 497 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:03,418 I like Loretta. I really like Loretta. 498 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,296 But now, I'm kinda the awkward guy, 499 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,758 third-wheeling it on your dates. 500 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,470 You know, saying, "Hey, let's split a dessert three ways." 501 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,263 You know, 502 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,893 I never wanted, really, to throw you a bachelor party. 503 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,772 I just wanted to celebrate our friendship. 504 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:38,036 Y-You know, I'm hungry, if you wanted to grab a bite to eat. 505 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,331 - We could go to that Chinese place. - Yeah. 506 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,209 - Can you give me a hand? Yeah. - Yeah, I can do that. 507 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,513 You know we're gonna be friends till the end. 508 00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,723 Oh God. 509 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,768 I'm fine. You don't have to say anything nice to me. 510 00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:03,853 Especially not while making eye contact. 511 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,690 What if we went behind our menus? 512 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,276 That-That-That c… That could work, yeah. 513 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,821 I didn't have a bachelor party 514 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,614 first time I got married, 515 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,950 and I didn't have a best man. 516 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:20,787 And it's okay if I don't have a bachelor party this time, too. 517 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,748 But I do want you to be my best man. 518 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,377 Noodles look good. 519 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,129 And if it would make you feel better, 520 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:32,215 you can be my Life Alert contact in case I fall. 521 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,927 And we can get colonoscopies together. 522 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:38,388 Yeah, yeah. Uh, 523 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,056 maybe the dumplings? 524 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,808 Can I get you something to drink? 525 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,477 - Oh, uh, two Johnnie Walkers. - Of course. 526 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,820 Where are you going? 527 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:55,238 W-A-N-S. 528 00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,657 - W-A-N-S? - Here you are. 529 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,995 Ah, the whiskey. 530 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,788 And… 531 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,374 our naughty secret. 532 00:27:24,934 --> 00:27:26,686 Very good. 533 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,813 I know this is… 534 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,274 not the bachelor party you dreamed of, but… 535 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,610 still… 536 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,153 Charles, it's perfect. 537 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,283 Although, we are missing the A-lister. Just saying… 538 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,121 You? 539 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,750 Oh. Okay, Charles. Uh… 540 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,210 let me hide behind my menu 541 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,796 until the awkwardness of this moment clears. 542 00:27:56,549 --> 00:28:00,011 Hi. I don't have a reservation, but, uh, you know, table for one. 543 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,514 You gotta be kidding me. 544 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:03,848 What? 545 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:08,645 The A-lister! You did it! 546 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,563 Oh, my God! 547 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,274 It's you! Ollie! 548 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,859 - It's Ron-Ron! - Ron-Ron! 549 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:23,034 I loved it in Mayberry when you'd go down by the fishin' hole! 550 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:27,372 Don't ever mention the fishin' hole. 551 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,334 - Okay, let it go. Come on. Shake it off. - Don't. 552 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,634 Oh, Mabel, thank God! 553 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,469 Bev said you agreed to help with the new pages. 554 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,681 Fuck. Look, Marshall, I'm not in the mood for this right now. 555 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:48,059 Please, I-it'll be quick. D-Do you think Mabel would say, 556 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,437 "The name's Mora, Mabel Mora." 557 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,398 Or, "I'm Mabel Fucking Mora!" 558 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,482 I'm thinking number two. 559 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,402 - I wouldn't say either one of those. - Oh God. 560 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,612 It-It's-It's awful. I-I'm awful. 561 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,116 Please. Bev is threatening to fire me if I don't get these right. 562 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:05,410 I-I'll do anything. I-I'm stuck. I just… 563 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,120 I can't capture your voice. 564 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:10,248 Yeah, well, I don't think my voice needs to be captured. 565 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,083 Another person is dead, 566 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,419 and had I solved the case 567 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:17,464 or figured out the stuntman angle sooner, 568 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:20,717 he'd still be alive. But, he's not. 569 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,136 Wow. That… 570 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,972 is some Mabel dialogue. 571 00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:28,933 D-Do you mind if I just… I'm gonna… 572 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,898 So then, Hanks leans over to me, 573 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,524 and he says, 574 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,110 "I don't actually like ranch dressing." 575 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:40,987 Oh! That's good. 576 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:43,031 Hey, uh, Ron. Uh, speaking of funny stories, 577 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,451 we heard there was quite the snafu on Project Ronkonkoma. 578 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,037 Gonna need another whiskey for that one. 579 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:53,249 We never even finished it. I remember everything about it though. 580 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,213 You know, 581 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,132 it's always tense on the sets, 582 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,468 days when there's gonna be a big stunt, 583 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:06,221 and doubly so when fire is involved. 584 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,473 Set and action! 585 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,016 But, everything went smooth. 586 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,310 The van screeched to a halt. 587 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:16,022 A stuntman was thrown out onto the ground, 588 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:19,943 doused with gasoline, lit on fire. It was exactly right. 589 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:21,027 Bitchin'! 590 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:22,612 So, I yelled "cut." 591 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,697 Okay, cut! Fire out! 592 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,950 They put the guy out. 593 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,952 Okay, uh, let's go to the Steadicam. 594 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:33,206 Except the guy didn't wait to make sure he was completely out. 595 00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:35,917 Next thing I know, he's walking toward me. 596 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,001 Hey, great job. 597 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:39,462 Saying he had something he wanted to show me. 598 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,882 - And-and suddenly, he reignites! 599 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,802 Oh! Ah! 600 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,554 Geez whiz! 601 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,139 Burned my eyebrows off! 602 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:55,645 Okay, I know that I say fuck a lot, 603 00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:59,107 but not that fucking much. 604 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:04,988 Yeah, maybe you're right. 605 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:07,198 I should have more faith in myself. 606 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,783 I mean, it worked for you. 607 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,410 - You want a beer? - Hit me. 608 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:14,414 - You finally got one of your scripts made. - That's right. I did. 609 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:19,002 What is…? 610 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:23,882 - Ron, Ron, Ron-Ron… - Ron-Ron. 611 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:27,051 …uh, we need to find that stuntman. 612 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,512 Well, if you do, get my shoes back for me, will ya? 613 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,723 He stole 'em right outta my trailer. 614 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:34,809 I had to buy another pair. I can't work without these. 615 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,395 They've got extra cushioning in the heels. 616 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,983 - Same as on the radiator. - That's our guy. 617 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,402 D-Do you remember his name? 618 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:45,987 Oh, I'll never forget him. 619 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,363 Rex Bailey. 620 00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:50,325 I have a photo of him, if that helps. 621 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:54,203 I always keep, uh, pictures of people I ban from my sets. 622 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,705 Uh… 623 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,207 Oh, okay, here he is. 624 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,253 Huh? 625 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,256 That kinda looks like… 626 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,425 Yeah, but imagine with a beard. 627 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,844 And add some glasses. 628 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,763 And a dark bowl cut! 629 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,019 Oh, my God. 630 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,147 Whoa! 631 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,193 That was some flip! 632 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,320 You ever stunted before? 633 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:29,197 I'm trying to be a writer, 634 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,033 but I wouldn't say no to getting on set. 635 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,912 Your first professional fire stunt. Ah! Ready? 636 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,872 Fire out! 637 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,832 Okay, let's go to the Steadicam, and I know I said… 638 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,501 Mr. Howard? Mr. Howard! 639 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:42,961 Hey, great job. 640 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,462 Would you read my screenplay? 641 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:47,173 Ah, when'd you grow the beard, lassie? 642 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:51,135 What? It's you? 643 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:52,887 What are… 644 00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,667 - Marshall? - Hm? 645 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:26,754 Why does this script say it was written by Sazz Pataki?