1 00:00:07,878 --> 00:00:09,796 Welcome to the end of your movie. 2 00:00:11,548 --> 00:00:12,716 No fucking way. 3 00:00:12,799 --> 00:00:16,303 But I would much rather have taken Marshall out up close, you know? 4 00:00:16,386 --> 00:00:19,556 I truly don't know how you make words like that arousing. 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,558 I got married in this courtyard, you know? 6 00:00:21,642 --> 00:00:23,852 - Middle of the night with just the stars. - Yeah, uh-huh. 7 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,270 - And the fountain as our witness. - Uh-huh. 8 00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:27,022 - I think it's good luck. - Yeah, have a good day. 9 00:00:27,105 --> 00:00:29,316 Eh, having a wedding. We'll have a good day. 10 00:00:29,399 --> 00:00:31,944 Nicky Caccimelio, the dry cleaning king of Brooklyn, 11 00:00:32,027 --> 00:00:33,445 has been reported missing. 12 00:00:33,528 --> 00:00:36,698 The officials say they do not suspect foul play at this time. 13 00:00:36,782 --> 00:00:38,825 Mr. Savage, Miss Mora. 14 00:00:38,909 --> 00:00:42,412 I wanna hire you to find my husband, Nicky Caccimelio. 15 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,456 We only investigate murders in the building. 16 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,500 Sofia Caccimelio. 17 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,293 Call if you change your mind. 18 00:00:48,377 --> 00:00:49,628 Oh, my God. 19 00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:52,631 Lester? Lester! 20 00:00:57,886 --> 00:01:00,264 Lester Herbert Coluca was born 21 00:01:00,347 --> 00:01:03,183 in Flatbush, Brooklyn in 1948. 22 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:08,021 He went on to serve 32 years as doorman 23 00:01:08,105 --> 00:01:11,650 for the iconic Arconia building on the Upper West Side. 24 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:18,865 Lester is survived by his wife, Lorraine, 25 00:01:18,949 --> 00:01:21,034 and two children, Frank and May. 26 00:01:22,619 --> 00:01:25,080 In lieu of flowers, please send donations 27 00:01:25,163 --> 00:01:28,041 to the National Audubon Birdwatching Society 28 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:30,168 or the Hollywood Improv East. 29 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:33,046 That's it? Four lines? 30 00:01:33,755 --> 00:01:35,591 This is a crime against obits. 31 00:01:35,674 --> 00:01:37,509 Where's the color? The texture? 32 00:01:37,593 --> 00:01:40,012 The… the charming anecdote that makes everyone say, 33 00:01:40,095 --> 00:01:41,805 "That's our guy." 34 00:01:41,888 --> 00:01:43,265 They should have come to me. 35 00:01:43,348 --> 00:01:47,144 Come to you? Not like his wife or kids, maybe? 36 00:01:47,227 --> 00:01:51,815 Yes, to me, the man that, that, that Lester used to whisper to on the daily. 37 00:01:51,898 --> 00:01:54,026 "Hey there, favorite tenant o' mine." 38 00:01:54,109 --> 00:01:55,610 You're more upset about that obit 39 00:01:55,694 --> 00:01:58,196 than when the police declared Lester's death an accident. 40 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,866 No, don't even get me started on that one. 41 00:02:00,949 --> 00:02:02,451 I'm upset about it all. 42 00:02:02,826 --> 00:02:03,994 I loved that man. 43 00:02:04,077 --> 00:02:05,787 The only thing I ever saw was you accusing him 44 00:02:05,871 --> 00:02:08,206 of pilching pepperonis from your pizza delivery. 45 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,875 Well, he was a pepperoni pilcher. 46 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:12,044 But that's what besties do, they rib each other. 47 00:02:12,127 --> 00:02:13,295 You wouldn't get it. 48 00:02:13,378 --> 00:02:17,466 Ugh, I can't believe you're eating four-day-old wedding shrimp. 49 00:02:17,549 --> 00:02:19,843 Well, you can eat it for five days if it's been on ice. 50 00:02:19,926 --> 00:02:22,220 Six if you've recently had salmonella. 51 00:02:23,138 --> 00:02:26,308 Mm! I can't believe the caterers forgot to serve this. 52 00:02:26,391 --> 00:02:28,352 You just don't seem like a shrimp guy. 53 00:02:28,435 --> 00:02:31,605 Ah, shrimp is but the vessel for the heavenly cocktail sauce. 54 00:02:32,773 --> 00:02:34,816 Plus, I hate waste. 55 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,486 I'm so depressed. 56 00:02:37,569 --> 00:02:40,822 Why does it smell like I'm down at the piers cruising the docks? 57 00:02:40,906 --> 00:02:43,867 Howard, I am not a fan of this just-walking-in trend. 58 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:46,995 I don't care to live inside an episode of Laverne and Shirley. 59 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,664 Howard, what's wrong? 60 00:02:48,747 --> 00:02:51,500 Ah, thank you for asking, Mabel. 61 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,544 Sevelyn and Gravey are so in love, it's like I don't exist. 62 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:56,672 Jonathan is still on tour with Thoroughly Modern Millie. 63 00:02:56,755 --> 00:02:59,716 Hopefully not getting thoroughly Millied by some chorus boy. 64 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,134 I don't know what that means. 65 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:03,136 So, I'm left alone with this pet couple 66 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,931 who expect me to wait on them hand and paw. 67 00:03:06,973 --> 00:03:09,351 Hold on. How much shrimp do you have left? 68 00:03:09,434 --> 00:03:11,978 - There's a second case in the fridge. - I can buy their love. 69 00:03:13,897 --> 00:03:17,401 Well, I suppose we should get going? 70 00:03:17,901 --> 00:03:22,030 Such an unusual request Lester made, to lie "in state" in our lobby. 71 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:26,076 I was just down there doing a lap, trying to get a sense of the buzz. 72 00:03:26,159 --> 00:03:28,620 Biggest headline is the security camera footage. 73 00:03:28,704 --> 00:03:30,664 Let me guess. So, Lester's death 74 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:32,791 wasn't a tragic accident after all. 75 00:03:32,874 --> 00:03:34,584 Well, I mean, it is the Arconia. 76 00:03:34,668 --> 00:03:38,588 When we found him, nothing about that looked accidental. 77 00:03:38,672 --> 00:03:40,298 Whoa there, Sherlock Nursing Holmes. 78 00:03:40,382 --> 00:03:41,925 Good one, Howard. 79 00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:45,178 The footage sadly confirms Lester's death was tragically accidental. 80 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,974 The buzz is about whether or not the new doorman is hot. 81 00:03:49,057 --> 00:03:51,685 I've tallied 15 smashes, two passes, 82 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:53,645 and one abstain from No Fun Uma. 83 00:03:53,728 --> 00:03:56,731 Anyway, I'll see you downstairs. After I feed the lovers. 84 00:03:57,816 --> 00:03:59,860 So, it was a tragic accident? 85 00:03:59,943 --> 00:04:02,362 I don't know. 86 00:04:02,446 --> 00:04:03,864 Still seems… 87 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:06,324 well, a little fishy. 88 00:04:06,408 --> 00:04:08,326 It's probably for the best. 89 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,537 No murder means no podcast. 90 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:13,957 No podcast means I get to enjoy being a newlywed. 91 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,794 You get to be a 30-something in the city, and you get to… 92 00:04:19,087 --> 00:04:20,422 I don't know what you do. 93 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:23,383 What? Oh, I got stuff. 94 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:25,552 I don't really know what to say to that. 95 00:04:25,635 --> 00:04:26,970 - Oliver. - No, no, Mabel. 96 00:04:27,053 --> 00:04:29,431 Truthfully, I've seen his stuff, and it's nothing to gloat about. 97 00:04:29,514 --> 00:04:31,892 - Oliver. - Oh, have I crossed a line, Charles? 98 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:33,685 Oliver! 99 00:04:33,769 --> 00:04:36,188 - What? - Why does the shrimp you're holding 100 00:04:36,271 --> 00:04:37,773 have a fingernail? 101 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,042 It is a finger, right? 102 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:41,002 I don't think it's a toe. 103 00:05:41,086 --> 00:05:43,755 Is it a male finger? Female? 104 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:45,423 I can't even tell what race it is. 105 00:05:45,507 --> 00:05:48,093 I think its main attribute is dead. 106 00:05:48,176 --> 00:05:51,972 Looks like there's some sort of green fungus on the nail? 107 00:05:52,055 --> 00:05:53,306 Don't pick it up! 108 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,267 - She picked it up. - I knew she would! 109 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:58,103 Okay, Oliver, did anyone at your wedding 110 00:05:58,186 --> 00:06:00,522 mention an accident in the kitchen? 111 00:06:01,356 --> 00:06:04,109 Yes, Mabel, but I kept it to myself. 112 00:06:04,192 --> 00:06:05,277 Do better! 113 00:06:05,902 --> 00:06:08,613 Please, nobody accidentally slices off their finger 114 00:06:08,697 --> 00:06:12,117 and then accidentally puts it into a vintage shrimp goblet. 115 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,327 He's right. We gotta quit saying "accident." 116 00:06:14,411 --> 00:06:16,663 This is a message. 117 00:06:16,746 --> 00:06:19,040 Ugh. So creepy. 118 00:06:19,124 --> 00:06:20,917 It's like the horse head in The Godfather. 119 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:22,210 Very mobby. 120 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:24,754 Hey. 121 00:06:29,593 --> 00:06:31,136 Sofia Caccimelio. 122 00:06:31,219 --> 00:06:32,554 Who is that? What's that? 123 00:06:32,637 --> 00:06:36,182 On your wedding night, the night Lester died, 124 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:40,186 - this mysterious woman… - A real, uh, femme fatale. 125 00:06:41,187 --> 00:06:45,692 …asked us to help her find her missing mobster husband, Nicky. 126 00:06:45,775 --> 00:06:48,069 A mob wife? And what did you say? 127 00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:50,071 That we weren't a detective agency. 128 00:06:50,155 --> 00:06:51,948 You turned down a mob wife? 129 00:06:52,032 --> 00:06:53,575 Oh, my God. 130 00:06:53,658 --> 00:06:57,537 Show me a photo of Sofia Caccimelio. 131 00:07:00,081 --> 00:07:02,709 Oh, look at them. A classic mob couple. 132 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:05,503 No honest man wears a flower that big. 133 00:07:05,587 --> 00:07:08,423 They came to you on the night of my wedding, 134 00:07:08,506 --> 00:07:11,551 and you turn them down without considering the consequences. 135 00:07:11,635 --> 00:07:13,261 The Godfather. I know that one. 136 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,263 Fantastic. The education is taking. 137 00:07:15,472 --> 00:07:16,973 - That's a good Brando. - That was a good Brando. 138 00:07:17,057 --> 00:07:18,808 - Thank you. - But you need to jut your chin out 139 00:07:18,892 --> 00:07:21,019 a little, scratch your face with the back of your knuckles. 140 00:07:21,102 --> 00:07:23,229 Hey, bunkie, you gotta get your voice a little bit deeper. 141 00:07:23,313 --> 00:07:24,856 - Get it, my voice a little low. - I came to you… 142 00:07:24,939 --> 00:07:27,942 Yeah, I made him an offer he couldn't, uh, decline. 143 00:07:28,026 --> 00:07:30,362 Okay, you know what? I'm so sorry that I started this. 144 00:07:30,445 --> 00:07:32,989 Can we please get back to the fishy finger? 145 00:07:34,699 --> 00:07:36,117 Whose could it be? 146 00:07:40,664 --> 00:07:44,292 Did anyone check to see if Lester had all his fingers in the fountain? 147 00:07:46,878 --> 00:07:49,047 Alright. We just need a quick peek at his digits. 148 00:07:49,130 --> 00:07:51,216 - Get in, get out. - Shouldn't be too hard. 149 00:07:51,299 --> 00:07:53,218 I mean, I loved the man, but I… I can't imagine 150 00:07:53,301 --> 00:07:55,053 we'll be fighting off crowds. 151 00:07:59,766 --> 00:08:03,603 Is this how we find out that Lester was a Kennedy? 152 00:08:03,687 --> 00:08:05,772 I don't know an eighth this many people. 153 00:08:06,606 --> 00:08:08,191 What's Mayor Tillman doing here? 154 00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:10,527 - Oh, my goodness. - Hi. 155 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:17,200 Excuse me… Mm-hmm. 156 00:08:17,283 --> 00:08:19,786 Uh, if I could have everybody's attention for just a moment. 157 00:08:19,869 --> 00:08:20,870 Thank you. 158 00:08:20,954 --> 00:08:23,998 Friends, family, 159 00:08:24,082 --> 00:08:25,834 and… and, of course, 160 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:28,586 dear Lorraine, I am here today 161 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,131 because I love Lester… 162 00:08:32,674 --> 00:08:34,175 who I did not know. 163 00:08:35,343 --> 00:08:39,264 But I do love a great doorman. 164 00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:41,808 And even better, a collection of doormen. 165 00:08:41,891 --> 00:08:45,562 That's a key voting bloc. Union strong. 166 00:08:45,645 --> 00:08:48,523 This building has seen too much pain recently, 167 00:08:48,606 --> 00:08:50,984 and I just wanted to stop by and say 168 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:53,236 I stand with you all 169 00:08:53,319 --> 00:08:56,656 in respecting the old guard, like Lester. 170 00:08:57,657 --> 00:09:01,327 Protecting while also bringing new life back 171 00:09:01,411 --> 00:09:03,621 to a new New York. 172 00:09:04,247 --> 00:09:05,832 We love you, buddy. 173 00:09:05,915 --> 00:09:07,542 Rest in strength, Mister… 174 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,755 Coluca. Blessed be. 175 00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:14,758 Also, also, uh, let us not forget that the election 176 00:09:14,841 --> 00:09:18,678 is right around the corner, so please, um, uh, get out to the polls. 177 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:20,096 Thank you very much. 178 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,765 Thank you. 179 00:09:23,558 --> 00:09:25,435 Wow, that guy has rizz. 180 00:09:25,518 --> 00:09:27,270 - Oliver! - What? You taught me "rizz." 181 00:09:27,353 --> 00:09:30,356 - No. You didn't do the assignment? - How could you? 182 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,067 Assignment? I didn't know there was an assignment. 183 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:35,361 They asked us to send a photo of ourselves with Lester. 184 00:09:35,445 --> 00:09:36,780 There was a whole email. 185 00:09:36,863 --> 00:09:38,907 Oh, I unsubscribed to all Arconia emails 186 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:42,077 after Howard kept spamming us with his Dua Lipa fan fic. 187 00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:44,621 Aw, Lester. 188 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,915 We're gonna miss you, buddy. 189 00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:49,042 We really will. 190 00:09:55,548 --> 00:09:56,800 Wait. 191 00:09:56,883 --> 00:09:59,135 He's not doing the dead man's arm cross. 192 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:02,430 How can I count his fingers if he's not doing the dead man's arm cross? 193 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:05,225 Maybe because his finger was chopped off by the mob? 194 00:10:05,308 --> 00:10:07,644 Alright, um, change of plan. 195 00:10:07,727 --> 00:10:10,188 Uh, you… you go, uh, talk to Lester's wife, 196 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:12,232 and… express your condolences. 197 00:10:12,315 --> 00:10:14,692 - Lillian loves me. - It's Lorraine. 198 00:10:14,776 --> 00:10:16,194 Lorraine loves me, too. 199 00:10:16,277 --> 00:10:18,279 And… and then, you just, uh, gently ask 200 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:20,865 if Lester had all his fingers when he died. 201 00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:22,700 Oh, we gently ask that? 202 00:10:22,784 --> 00:10:25,495 Because shouting it would be inappropriate? 203 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:26,830 What are you gonna do? 204 00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:30,250 I'm gonna work my way in there. 205 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,418 Best distance ourselves from him. 206 00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:36,798 Lester's building ledger? 207 00:10:36,881 --> 00:10:39,926 Mrs. Coluca, please, I… 208 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:42,303 He'd want you to have it. 209 00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:46,724 And besides, I think you might find some very interesting tidbits in here. 210 00:10:46,808 --> 00:10:49,435 My husband was nothing if not thorough. 211 00:10:49,519 --> 00:10:50,687 Hi. Excuse me. 212 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:51,813 - Hello. - Hi. 213 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:54,357 Well, we just wanted to say how sorry we are. 214 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,985 Mabel Mora, formerly 12E, now the West Tower. 215 00:10:57,068 --> 00:11:00,947 Oh, Mabel, thank you. The tenants were like family to him. 216 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:04,492 Yeah, well, and since we're all family, we were hoping you could tell us, 217 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,786 uh, when you saw him the last time, 218 00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:10,915 did you happen to notice if he was… fully complete? 219 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,877 Fully complete? 220 00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:30,018 Okay, so let's, uh, get one where I look solemn. 221 00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:34,772 Oh! Charles-Haden Savage? 222 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:36,983 Well, the mayor's a fan of Brazzos. 223 00:11:37,984 --> 00:11:39,110 Uh, Bra-who? 224 00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:42,030 No, no, I'm a huge fan of the pod. 225 00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:43,114 Right. 226 00:11:43,198 --> 00:11:45,325 You know what would be good? 227 00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:46,743 An endorsement. 228 00:11:46,951 --> 00:11:48,870 Between the three of you, you cover every demo. 229 00:11:48,953 --> 00:11:50,705 I mean, you're gay, right? 230 00:11:50,788 --> 00:11:51,998 Mm. Yeah, a little. 231 00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,833 - Oh, well, got it. Close enough. - Yeah. 232 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:55,501 So, could I be on the show? 233 00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:58,463 Oh, well, uh, sorry, but we're apolitical. 234 00:11:58,546 --> 00:11:59,923 - Ah, yeah. - Yeah. 235 00:12:00,006 --> 00:12:01,507 - Damn. - Yeah. 236 00:12:01,591 --> 00:12:05,011 Well, uh, if you change your minds, here's my card. 237 00:12:05,094 --> 00:12:06,346 Romy. 238 00:12:07,764 --> 00:12:09,307 - Thank you. - Thank you, yeah. 239 00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:16,064 Oh, my God, Lester. 240 00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:20,109 Oh… What the hey? 241 00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,405 Lester. 242 00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:31,746 Oh, what a lovely tribute, Rainey. 243 00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:35,541 I just wish I'd gotten the chance to clean his hat first. 244 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,836 You know, it was stained with blood from that fountain, 245 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,715 and he took such pride in his appearance, 246 00:12:42,799 --> 00:12:45,260 and I just… he wouldn't have wanted that. 247 00:12:45,343 --> 00:12:48,721 It's true, it's true. In all the years I knew him, 248 00:12:48,805 --> 00:12:51,349 I don't think I ever saw a wrinkle on his sleeve. 249 00:12:51,432 --> 00:12:53,559 Yes. I'm sorry, what's your name? 250 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,937 - Uh… - Oliver Putnam, 10D. 251 00:12:56,896 --> 00:12:58,773 Oh, you're 10D? 252 00:12:58,856 --> 00:13:01,609 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I… I… I'm 10C. 253 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:02,819 - Oh! - Yeah. 254 00:13:02,902 --> 00:13:04,821 Sorry, you are 10D. 255 00:13:04,904 --> 00:13:06,864 I… I just delivered you Dude Wipes and a Playbill mag 256 00:13:06,948 --> 00:13:08,116 with a spotlight on Victor Garber. 257 00:13:08,199 --> 00:13:09,742 - Mm! - Excuse me, who are you? 258 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:13,746 Oliver, this is Randall, Lester's trainee, and the new doorman. 259 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,665 Also, played upright bass at your wedding. 260 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,042 - Oh. - Putnam. 261 00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:20,670 You're the cuckoo chick! 262 00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:22,630 Excuse me, I'm the cuckoo what? 263 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,382 Cuckoo chick! 264 00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:29,804 Lester likened all the tenants to birds, his favorite hobby. 265 00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:32,724 And you were the cuckoo chick! 266 00:13:32,807 --> 00:13:34,851 The neediest bird of all, the taker. 267 00:13:34,934 --> 00:13:37,979 The taker? I was your husband's favorite tenant. 268 00:13:38,062 --> 00:13:39,188 I am no taker. 269 00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:40,857 Well, clearly, the one thing you never took 270 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,608 - was a picture with Lester. - Oop. 271 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:50,533 Jesus Christ. 272 00:13:51,534 --> 00:13:54,328 Hi, everybody. Hi, I'm… I'm Mabel. 273 00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:56,748 I used to visit this building 274 00:13:56,831 --> 00:13:59,500 when I was a little kid to visit my aunt. 275 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:02,712 You know, the term "doorman" 276 00:14:02,795 --> 00:14:05,506 always seemed unfair because Lester did way more than 277 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:06,883 just open the door. 278 00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:10,553 One time, uh, my mom forgot my birthday, 279 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,680 so I checked in with Lester every hour 280 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,932 to see if she had sent something, but she hadn't. 281 00:14:15,016 --> 00:14:17,643 And then, Lester showed up with a package 282 00:14:17,727 --> 00:14:20,646 and said he'd found it in the back. 283 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,524 It was a sketching pad, I… He knew I loved to draw. 284 00:14:25,109 --> 00:14:27,487 - One, two… - Um, uh, Lester was such a kind 285 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,946 - and thoughtful man. - Three… 286 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,031 - Hmm? - Um, 287 00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,866 - I don't think he'd admit this… - Three, four… 288 00:14:31,949 --> 00:14:34,994 …but he'd go out of his way to save a little girl's birthday. 289 00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:36,704 What the fuck are you doing? 290 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,795 Oh, my God, is he touching my husband? 291 00:14:43,878 --> 00:14:46,839 He's doing it for Lester. 292 00:14:50,676 --> 00:14:52,220 We're all going to hell. 293 00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:56,057 So, all that feeling around, and you couldn't get a finger count? 294 00:14:56,140 --> 00:14:58,768 It was either eight or 11. He had gloves on. 295 00:14:58,851 --> 00:15:01,062 Eleven? How could it be 11? 296 00:15:01,145 --> 00:15:02,605 You don't wanna know. 297 00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:04,732 Check it out, folks! 298 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,985 10D found proof of his deep care for the man. 299 00:15:08,069 --> 00:15:09,529 A photo of us from my wedding. 300 00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:12,657 Admittedly, it's not the best photo, 301 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,701 but that's Lester looking joyful in the deep back, 302 00:15:15,785 --> 00:15:18,830 beside my half-blurred face and my fully blurred arm. 303 00:15:19,372 --> 00:15:21,457 Uh, yeah, whoa, that… that's a beauty. 304 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:24,085 Okay, fine. Okay, it's not perfect but… 305 00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:26,003 Is that a new swivel? 306 00:15:26,087 --> 00:15:29,090 And I like this wallpaper. Someone's been busy around here. 307 00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:31,592 - It's getting there. - She's leveling up. 308 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:34,303 Right? Then again, I found finger shrimp 309 00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:36,305 and got booed out of a wake. 310 00:15:38,641 --> 00:15:40,059 This… 311 00:15:42,895 --> 00:15:44,355 Hold on. You guys, come here. 312 00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:50,945 - Is that Nicky Caccimelio? - That's him. 313 00:15:51,028 --> 00:15:54,448 The missing mobster was at your wedding? The whole town is looking for him. 314 00:15:54,532 --> 00:15:57,660 - And he's talking with Lester. - And handing him an envelope. 315 00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:00,621 So, Lester had a run-in with the missing mobster 316 00:16:00,705 --> 00:16:03,749 the night he accidentally died? I don't buy that. 317 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,751 What if Nicky killed Lester? 318 00:16:05,835 --> 00:16:08,462 Now, now, now, now, no, no, no. Le… Let's not lead to… 319 00:16:08,546 --> 00:16:10,673 Lester was killed in a mob hit? 320 00:16:10,756 --> 00:16:12,300 That's it, I'm texting Howard. 321 00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:14,468 We need to see that Arconia footage 322 00:16:14,552 --> 00:16:17,597 that proved the cause of Lester's death. 323 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,764 That's good. 324 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:21,601 But we need to talk to Nicky's wife, Sofia. 325 00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:23,686 We need to go to Staten Island. 326 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:26,731 We need to go face-to-face with the mob. 327 00:16:26,814 --> 00:16:29,025 Ah, well, you two have fun with that. 328 00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:31,652 - And let me know how it goes. - Excuse me? 329 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:33,321 No, I don't do the mob. 330 00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:35,031 Very little I won't do. 331 00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:37,867 A musical about 9/11? Took that call. 332 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,328 But the mob? Nope. Don't do the mob. 333 00:16:40,411 --> 00:16:43,748 Oliver, we have dealt with very threatening people before. 334 00:16:43,831 --> 00:16:45,499 Why is this so different? 335 00:16:47,376 --> 00:16:48,794 In '82… 336 00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:54,008 I wrote a show called Newark, Newark. 337 00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:56,093 If you could make it there, 338 00:16:56,177 --> 00:16:57,553 it turns out it has no bearing 339 00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,222 on whether or not you can make it anywhere. 340 00:17:00,473 --> 00:17:03,976 Anyway, despite a towering score 341 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,854 and relatable nods to airport traffic… 342 00:17:08,147 --> 00:17:10,608 I had trouble finding investors. 343 00:17:12,735 --> 00:17:14,612 So, I borrowed from the mob. 344 00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:16,072 How much? 345 00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:19,700 Four hundred dollars. 346 00:17:20,493 --> 00:17:23,704 Yeah, I know. I know what you're thinking. 347 00:17:23,788 --> 00:17:26,374 "It's a miracle he's not ass up in the East River." 348 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:31,629 But now, I am a newly wedded man with a ring finger to protect. 349 00:17:31,712 --> 00:17:34,090 So, Oliver Putnam is staying put here. 350 00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:36,551 Okay. Good. 351 00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:39,178 But you seem awfully concerned 352 00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:42,557 with how people perceive your relationship with Lester. 353 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,560 What if I told you that going was the best way 354 00:17:45,643 --> 00:17:48,062 to prove how much you care? 355 00:17:48,145 --> 00:17:50,690 - I have nothing to prove. - Fine. 356 00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:53,401 Charles and I will start our newest podcast, 357 00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:57,113 solve Lester's murder, and we will reap in the glory alone. 358 00:17:57,196 --> 00:17:58,906 And I wish you luck. 359 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,157 - Bye-bye! - Bye. 360 00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,242 Bye. 361 00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,753 The silence is deafening. I'm coming! 362 00:18:15,464 --> 00:18:17,675 - Took you long enough. Come on. - Jesus. 363 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:48,623 I still can't believe how casually you put that rogue human finger 364 00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:50,458 - in that fancy cup. - Ugh. 365 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:52,335 It's dishwasher-safe. 366 00:18:52,418 --> 00:18:54,170 But thank you for reminding me. 367 00:18:54,253 --> 00:18:56,172 I keep wanting to take a sip from it. 368 00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:59,925 Alright, if we are onto something, we'll need audio. 369 00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:01,594 So, quick, somebody old 370 00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:02,970 talk about the mafia. 371 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:06,766 Oh, uh, well, okay. You wanna know about the mob, eh? 372 00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:10,269 New York's most powerful and dangerous famiglia. 373 00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:13,064 Alright, I'm sorry I even asked. 374 00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:16,859 We cannot lean into offensive Italian stereotypes. 375 00:19:17,902 --> 00:19:19,570 They live in the Godfather house. 376 00:19:19,654 --> 00:19:21,447 See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 377 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,783 No, no, Mabel. No, no, it… 378 00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:26,160 It's literally the house from The Godfather. 379 00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:34,043 - Hey, how should we handle this? - Delicately. 380 00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:35,836 You already rejected her once. 381 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,005 Okay, just let me take the lead, then. 382 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,090 Okay. 383 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,730 - Buongiorno, signore! - Oh, this is how I die. 384 00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:57,900 I am Charles and these are my friends… 385 00:19:57,983 --> 00:19:59,985 I know who you are, huh? 386 00:20:01,237 --> 00:20:02,863 Come in. Let's go. 387 00:20:11,497 --> 00:20:13,416 If only these walls could scream. 388 00:20:13,499 --> 00:20:15,418 Uh, what a beautiful home. 389 00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:17,920 This must be the original molding. 390 00:20:18,504 --> 00:20:19,964 And the original nonna. 391 00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:24,969 Don't make me grind you up! 392 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,848 Mm, easy for you to say. 393 00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:30,850 - Yo, let's go. - Yeah. 394 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,732 Please, please, this way. 395 00:20:37,815 --> 00:20:39,567 - Thank you. - Let's go, let's go. 396 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,444 - Right, yeah. - Please, please, thank you. 397 00:20:43,362 --> 00:20:46,073 Gentlemen, we've got company. 398 00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:49,326 Oh. 399 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,703 Jesus, how many are there? 400 00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:53,664 It looks like a community theater audition for Grease. 401 00:20:53,748 --> 00:20:56,208 I'm Johnny. These here are my brothers. 402 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:58,043 Tony, Mikey, Vinny. 403 00:20:58,127 --> 00:20:59,587 And Braden. 404 00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,380 Braden. Right. 405 00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:05,509 - Suits you. - Nice to meet yous. 406 00:21:05,593 --> 00:21:07,428 You guys are the podcasters, right? 407 00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:09,597 So, you like tellin' stories? Which is good, 408 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,892 'cause my brothers and I, we got a story for you. 409 00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:14,477 - Sit down. - Oh, uh, no, we're actually, 410 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,979 we're fine standing because it was a long, uh, drive and… 411 00:21:17,062 --> 00:21:18,189 Hey! 412 00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:20,566 Sit down. 413 00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:22,443 - Yes, alright. - Sitting. 414 00:21:22,526 --> 00:21:23,652 There we go. 415 00:21:23,736 --> 00:21:26,405 Ah, this is better. 416 00:21:26,489 --> 00:21:30,159 The year, 1970. 417 00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:33,412 Anthony "Tony" Plate owns a restaurant in Little Italy. 418 00:21:34,497 --> 00:21:36,081 - It's a popular spot. - Hmm. 419 00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:37,166 Partially because of their 420 00:21:37,249 --> 00:21:38,959 highly fuckable tortellini. 421 00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:41,587 But mostly because of their faithful clientele, 422 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:44,340 like Paul Gambino, head of the Gambino crime family. 423 00:21:44,423 --> 00:21:46,091 - Hmm. - You hear that, Oliver? 424 00:21:46,175 --> 00:21:49,136 Me? Yes, why? Do… do I not look like I'm listening? 425 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,472 One night, the Gambinos approached Tony 426 00:21:51,555 --> 00:21:54,850 with a work opportunity, much like Sofia approached you. 427 00:21:56,393 --> 00:21:57,728 But Tony refused. 428 00:21:57,812 --> 00:22:02,691 Naturally, the Gambinos found this to be a bit disrespectful. 429 00:22:02,775 --> 00:22:06,654 You see, respect is everything to the mob. 430 00:22:06,737 --> 00:22:08,072 Right, Oliver? 431 00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:10,699 A-Again, I am listening. 432 00:22:11,909 --> 00:22:15,037 Is it my eyes? I… I worry one has gone lazy. 433 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,457 Few days later, Tony's place was torched. 434 00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:21,001 They fried him like an off-menu 435 00:22:21,085 --> 00:22:22,461 - Fritto Misto. - Mm. 436 00:22:22,545 --> 00:22:24,255 Why? 437 00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:28,133 'Cause when the mob offers you an opportunity… 438 00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:30,010 You say… 439 00:22:32,096 --> 00:22:33,097 Yes. 440 00:22:33,764 --> 00:22:34,765 Or soon, 441 00:22:34,849 --> 00:22:36,475 you'll be sayin' nothing at all. 442 00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:38,018 Whoa, no! That not necessary! 443 00:22:38,102 --> 00:22:40,271 - Oh, God, dear no. Don't do it. - Why is there always a gun? 444 00:23:00,249 --> 00:23:01,584 That's alright. 445 00:23:02,626 --> 00:23:04,670 I mean this as respectfully as possible, 446 00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:06,755 but what the hell is happening? 447 00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:07,965 It's our theme song. 448 00:23:08,048 --> 00:23:09,967 Your… your theme song for killing us? 449 00:23:12,136 --> 00:23:14,263 No, no, no. No, it's… it's for our podcast. 450 00:23:14,346 --> 00:23:17,474 It's called, "'Ey, I'm Talkin' Here!" 451 00:23:17,558 --> 00:23:19,518 It's just us talking about historical mob stories. 452 00:23:19,602 --> 00:23:22,229 Yeah, yeah. Check it out, fresh merch. 453 00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,939 It's a Bluetooth speaker! 454 00:23:24,023 --> 00:23:25,649 Wait, did… did you think that was a real gun? 455 00:23:26,692 --> 00:23:28,527 Oh, my God. May… Wait, maybe Nonna was wrong. 456 00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:29,862 Maybe we are intimidating enough 457 00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:31,113 - to be real mobsters. - Oh! 458 00:23:31,196 --> 00:23:33,616 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! 459 00:23:35,784 --> 00:23:37,202 Is that a finger? 460 00:23:39,914 --> 00:23:42,082 No, no, no. Please, please, please, please don't hurt us. 461 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,251 We just thought you were here to do a collab on our podcast 462 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,878 because, well, you're friends with our mom. 463 00:23:45,961 --> 00:23:48,505 I… I'm sorry. Your mom? 464 00:23:48,589 --> 00:23:50,925 Boys, the kid at Stop and Shop 465 00:23:51,008 --> 00:23:53,427 said they don't even make 3D Doritos anymore. 466 00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:55,804 - Ma? - Why is it so fucking dark in here? 467 00:24:02,394 --> 00:24:04,396 I see you've met my sons. 468 00:24:10,319 --> 00:24:12,863 Keep your fingers outta my gravy. 469 00:24:19,870 --> 00:24:23,999 So, you deny my request to find Nicky, 470 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:27,086 and then show up at my home and accuse me of sending you a finger? 471 00:24:27,169 --> 00:24:29,755 Fine, so you didn't send us the finger. 472 00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:32,800 Then, can you explain what you meant when you said 473 00:24:32,883 --> 00:24:36,637 that your missing husband has everything to do with our building? 474 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,889 'Cause our doorman is dead now, 475 00:24:38,973 --> 00:24:41,850 and Nicky wasn't missing at all that night. 476 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:44,895 He was at the Arconia. We have proof. 477 00:24:44,979 --> 00:24:46,563 Oh, yeah. 478 00:24:47,564 --> 00:24:49,233 Okay, now… 479 00:24:49,316 --> 00:24:50,859 Okay, there. 480 00:24:50,943 --> 00:24:52,111 Look at that. 481 00:24:53,362 --> 00:24:56,073 Oh, I should have known. That bastard. 482 00:24:56,156 --> 00:24:57,324 - Who's that? Who's that? - Who's that? 483 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,576 Oh, it's Dad. 484 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:00,953 Okay, okay, boys. 485 00:25:01,036 --> 00:25:03,122 - Come on, come on, get outta here! - Oh! 486 00:25:03,205 --> 00:25:05,457 - The adults need some space. Let's go. - Hell yeah. 487 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:07,167 - Guys, she's gonna throw it again. - Go long. 488 00:25:09,336 --> 00:25:10,879 Braden, that's my ball! 489 00:25:10,963 --> 00:25:14,967 So, clearly, you've heard about my family's ties 490 00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:17,094 to criminal activity. 491 00:25:17,177 --> 00:25:20,014 The truth is, the mob is dead. 492 00:25:20,097 --> 00:25:23,475 Okay, so you say the mob is dead. 493 00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:25,227 Why should we believe you? 494 00:25:25,811 --> 00:25:28,605 Well, for one, if the mob was still alive, 495 00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:33,193 then why are my adult sons podcasting about mob activity in the '70s? 496 00:25:33,277 --> 00:25:36,196 Because that was the last time there was anything to talk about. 497 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,033 I mean, Scorsese is now making movies 498 00:25:39,116 --> 00:25:42,494 about Native Americans, and Irish people. 499 00:25:43,078 --> 00:25:44,663 I mean, look at this place. 500 00:25:44,747 --> 00:25:47,124 My husband spent our life savings 501 00:25:47,207 --> 00:25:50,210 moving us into the goddamn Godfather house, 502 00:25:50,294 --> 00:25:52,504 and it doesn't even have the den. 503 00:25:52,588 --> 00:25:54,715 - Really? - This still doesn't explain 504 00:25:54,798 --> 00:25:56,842 what Nicky was doing with Lester. 505 00:25:56,925 --> 00:26:00,679 We own Clean-Ups, the dry cleaner in the Arconia. 506 00:26:01,305 --> 00:26:05,392 Clearly, Nicky couldn't be bothered to tell his family he's alive, 507 00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:09,521 but he can still find the time to drop off receipts with your front desk. 508 00:26:09,605 --> 00:26:12,816 Receipts? When you came to us, it seemed so urgent. 509 00:26:13,317 --> 00:26:16,487 Look, Nicky has a history of "disappearing." 510 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:19,073 Drugs, gambling, countless women. 511 00:26:19,156 --> 00:26:21,450 But when he went missing, 512 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:24,078 I was hoping that maybe you would find him 513 00:26:24,161 --> 00:26:28,791 before the world discovered that he's just a failed mobster… 514 00:26:28,874 --> 00:26:31,376 with a fetish for gardenias. 515 00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,296 Is there any chance that this is your husband's finger? 516 00:26:36,048 --> 00:26:38,258 - Do you have a few more? - Uh, just the one. 517 00:26:38,342 --> 00:26:40,594 Kinda hard to tell without the full set. 518 00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:42,429 Well, maybe this would help. 519 00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:45,182 "Hey, honey, pass-a the Prego!" 520 00:26:45,724 --> 00:26:47,434 That is incredibly offensive. 521 00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,395 - Mi scusi. - No, it isn't his. 522 00:26:50,479 --> 00:26:52,523 My husband had very hairy hands. 523 00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:55,275 He once had them permed. 524 00:26:56,777 --> 00:26:58,612 Great, now I'm getting emotional. You should go. 525 00:27:00,155 --> 00:27:01,782 - Oh, um… - S-Sorry. 526 00:27:01,865 --> 00:27:04,451 - Thank you. - Put that in the cup. 527 00:27:07,246 --> 00:27:08,580 That was awkward. 528 00:27:08,664 --> 00:27:12,042 Yes, well, awkward is typically my experience in Staten Island. 529 00:27:15,462 --> 00:27:17,422 Wait! Uh, Mr. Savage! 530 00:27:19,842 --> 00:27:21,260 - Thank you. - Mr. Savage… 531 00:27:22,302 --> 00:27:25,347 you must think I'm crazy, wanting to find a man 532 00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:27,140 who clearly doesn't want to come home. 533 00:27:27,724 --> 00:27:30,811 You just don't seem like someone who'd settle for a womanizer. 534 00:27:30,894 --> 00:27:33,105 You seem like someone who knows… 535 00:27:34,481 --> 00:27:35,649 what up. 536 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:40,571 Have you ever seen him stand like that? 537 00:27:40,654 --> 00:27:43,448 I think he calls that the Savage Swagger. 538 00:27:43,532 --> 00:27:44,533 Charles… 539 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:47,661 My marriage is over, 540 00:27:47,744 --> 00:27:50,873 and my family business is hanging by a thread. 541 00:27:50,956 --> 00:27:53,792 I'm… I'm worried we might lose the house. 542 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:55,794 I'll see what I can do. 543 00:27:55,878 --> 00:27:59,006 But if it turns out he killed Lester, all bets are off. 544 00:27:59,089 --> 00:28:00,716 Deal. 545 00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:02,551 Oh, I… that reminds me. 546 00:28:03,552 --> 00:28:06,513 Nicky used to carry these decks around everywhere he went, 547 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:10,350 but, uh, the night he went missing, he left it on my nightstand. 548 00:28:10,434 --> 00:28:13,020 I mean, I… I don't know. Maybe it's something. 549 00:28:14,146 --> 00:28:15,731 I have a facility with cards. 550 00:28:16,189 --> 00:28:17,190 Oh. 551 00:28:17,941 --> 00:28:19,109 Among other things. 552 00:28:30,454 --> 00:28:32,122 Thank you. 553 00:28:32,205 --> 00:28:34,583 I've gotta stop doing that. 554 00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,835 I don't live in this tower anymore. 555 00:28:43,216 --> 00:28:46,845 Oh, I gotta call Loretta. I'm not used to the time change yet. 556 00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:48,555 It's a million o'clock over there. 557 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,223 How's she liking New Zealand? 558 00:28:50,307 --> 00:28:51,975 Oh, she loves it, yeah. 559 00:28:52,059 --> 00:28:55,062 Did you know that the toilets flush in the other way? 560 00:28:55,145 --> 00:28:56,146 Ah. 561 00:28:56,229 --> 00:28:57,731 It's funny what gets her going. 562 00:28:57,814 --> 00:28:58,815 Yeah. 563 00:29:02,110 --> 00:29:04,947 - You okay? - Oh, oh yeah. 564 00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:08,158 No, it's just that, you know, you're married now, 565 00:29:08,241 --> 00:29:09,952 and it's the start of a whole new chapter, 566 00:29:10,035 --> 00:29:13,330 and Mabel, she's got a million new chapters. 567 00:29:14,539 --> 00:29:17,334 I'm just not sure what's next for me. 568 00:29:18,335 --> 00:29:20,128 Mini existential crisis? 569 00:29:20,212 --> 00:29:21,964 Oh, no, no, no. 570 00:29:22,047 --> 00:29:26,218 But, you know, when you have a Reuben at Katz's Deli, 571 00:29:26,301 --> 00:29:29,680 and you don't get the heartburn, but you know it's coming? 572 00:29:35,227 --> 00:29:37,354 This is what I want to say to you. 573 00:29:37,437 --> 00:29:39,314 Do you know what solves everything? 574 00:29:40,315 --> 00:29:42,985 Pepcid, chased with two Tums. 575 00:29:45,487 --> 00:29:47,155 I'll see you in the morning. 576 00:29:47,239 --> 00:29:48,824 Ooh. 577 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,536 Mrs. Durkin-Putnam, as I live and breathe. 578 00:29:52,619 --> 00:29:54,037 Yes, no, you did. 579 00:29:54,121 --> 00:29:55,831 Uh, you did tell me about the toilet. 580 00:31:03,815 --> 00:31:05,567 Is that a map? 581 00:31:18,288 --> 00:31:19,539 Howard? 582 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:23,126 This doesn't prove anything. 583 00:31:25,837 --> 00:31:28,340 Where's the footage from the courtyard? 584 00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:33,178 What is he doing? 585 00:31:36,181 --> 00:31:37,432 What the hell? 586 00:31:48,318 --> 00:31:50,362 You know I cared about you, pal. 587 00:31:53,031 --> 00:31:55,200 But it wouldn't hurt if the building knew, too. 588 00:32:32,195 --> 00:32:34,114 Oh, God. Are you having an episode? 589 00:32:34,197 --> 00:32:35,782 My grandma gets these all the time. 590 00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:38,410 There's a map on the back of one of Nicky's cards! 591 00:32:38,493 --> 00:32:40,078 You can only see it if you look through red. 592 00:32:40,162 --> 00:32:41,621 It's an old spy trick, look. 593 00:32:42,747 --> 00:32:44,541 My God. Whoa. 594 00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:46,334 - Come on. - Wait, wh… 595 00:32:50,547 --> 00:32:52,674 This is crazy. 596 00:32:52,757 --> 00:32:54,926 Wait, it's leading us through all the blind spots 597 00:32:55,010 --> 00:32:56,636 from the security footage. 598 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,055 I've been mapping them out. Okay, where to next? 599 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,269 Um… I drank the map. 600 00:33:07,647 --> 00:33:08,648 Wait. 601 00:33:09,441 --> 00:33:10,692 I have an idea. 602 00:33:16,948 --> 00:33:17,949 How 'bout now? 603 00:33:20,202 --> 00:33:21,453 - Let's go. - Yes! 604 00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:33,840 Wait a second. 605 00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,301 I know this closet. 606 00:33:45,977 --> 00:33:47,270 Hey! Look. 607 00:33:58,406 --> 00:33:59,866 But, this is new. 608 00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:08,166 Closed? 609 00:34:10,085 --> 00:34:13,171 Ah, come on. Hello? This is a hat emergency! 610 00:34:19,928 --> 00:34:21,096 Hello? 611 00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:35,694 It's locked. 612 00:34:46,329 --> 00:34:48,665 Hello? Anyone here? 613 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:52,961 I'm… I'm just dropping off a chapeau. 614 00:34:56,965 --> 00:34:58,758 Ah, his uniform. 615 00:34:59,843 --> 00:35:01,344 I'm gonna rescue you. 616 00:35:16,735 --> 00:35:18,862 Whoa, mama. 617 00:35:34,210 --> 00:35:35,962 This table's been through it. 618 00:35:38,465 --> 00:35:40,467 What do you think happened here? 619 00:35:41,217 --> 00:35:43,762 When a person passes, 620 00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:46,890 we strive to remember them exactly as they were. 621 00:35:47,599 --> 00:35:49,934 Yet, when we think of our own legacy, 622 00:35:50,018 --> 00:35:53,605 there's a quiet hope to be remembered for our best, 623 00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:56,775 not our mistakes, or our flops, or worse… 624 00:35:56,858 --> 00:35:57,859 Oh. 625 00:35:57,942 --> 00:36:00,028 …the secrets we tried to bury. 626 00:36:01,446 --> 00:36:02,822 Ooh! 627 00:36:04,324 --> 00:36:05,950 What do we have here? 628 00:36:06,493 --> 00:36:08,828 This card has numbers on the bottom. 629 00:36:08,912 --> 00:36:12,457 Six, 24, zero, zero. 630 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:15,502 Is that a phone number? Address? What? 631 00:36:17,253 --> 00:36:18,380 Numbers. 632 00:36:19,923 --> 00:36:22,300 Oh, that's just a roulette wheel, that's got noth… 633 00:36:22,384 --> 00:36:23,718 Wait, what? 634 00:36:26,513 --> 00:36:28,515 - Give me the numbers again. - Six. 635 00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:32,310 Twenty-four. 636 00:36:34,354 --> 00:36:36,564 Zero, zero. 637 00:36:41,736 --> 00:36:43,738 I need white shirts. Look at that. 638 00:36:45,365 --> 00:36:46,908 Oh, God. Right. 639 00:36:53,164 --> 00:36:55,667 Charles, that's the envelope 640 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,752 that Nicky gave Lester at the wedding. 641 00:37:02,298 --> 00:37:03,717 Lester was here the night he died. 642 00:37:05,385 --> 00:37:07,220 This was no tragic accident. 643 00:37:08,513 --> 00:37:10,432 We need to find Nicky Caccimelio. 644 00:37:10,515 --> 00:37:11,558 Ah, gotcha! 645 00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:14,477 The parts we most try to hide… 646 00:37:15,937 --> 00:37:18,857 well, sometimes they slip out… 647 00:37:20,024 --> 00:37:21,276 …into the light. 648 00:37:27,657 --> 00:37:29,701 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.