1 00:00:06,001 --> 00:00:07,794 Okay, Randall, 2 00:00:07,878 --> 00:00:09,838 today is gonna be a big day of training. 3 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,715 - Years of notes in here. - What's that? 4 00:00:11,798 --> 00:00:14,134 It's nothing. But if a man comes in with a white gardenia, 5 00:00:14,218 --> 00:00:16,261 you don't talk to him. Only me, okay? 6 00:00:16,345 --> 00:00:17,638 You don't wanna get involved. Got it? 7 00:00:17,721 --> 00:00:19,640 Guys, the police report just came in. 8 00:00:19,723 --> 00:00:21,892 Accidental death? 9 00:00:21,975 --> 00:00:24,228 - You're the cuckoo chick! - Cuckoo what? 10 00:00:24,311 --> 00:00:26,688 Lester likened all the tenants to birds. 11 00:00:26,772 --> 00:00:28,106 Why does the shrimp you're holding 12 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:29,608 have a fingernail? 13 00:00:29,691 --> 00:00:33,487 It looks like there's some sort of green fungus on the nail. 14 00:00:33,570 --> 00:00:37,241 You've heard about my family's ties to criminal activity. 15 00:00:37,324 --> 00:00:39,576 Can you explain what you meant when you said 16 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:43,413 that your missing husband has everything to do with our building? 17 00:00:43,497 --> 00:00:47,292 We own Clean-Ups, the dry cleaner in the Arconia. 18 00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:48,961 How many guests are we expecting? 19 00:00:49,044 --> 00:00:52,172 Just Althea, Tim, and a few friends from Bayport. 20 00:00:52,256 --> 00:00:54,967 Nicky used to carry these decks around everywhere he went. 21 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:57,678 There's a map on the back of one of Nicky's cards. 22 00:01:02,516 --> 00:01:03,934 Hello? 23 00:01:09,356 --> 00:01:11,233 George Bernard Shaw once said, 24 00:01:11,316 --> 00:01:14,444 "In gambling, the many must lose 25 00:01:14,528 --> 00:01:16,947 in order that the few may win." 26 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:19,157 He also said some pro-Stalin things, 27 00:01:19,241 --> 00:01:22,369 and he was kind of anti-cow, which isn't relevant here. 28 00:01:22,452 --> 00:01:23,996 - Mabel, can we cut that? - No. 29 00:01:24,079 --> 00:01:25,122 Okay, great. 30 00:01:25,205 --> 00:01:28,834 At the onset of the 1910s, the rise of the automobile 31 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:32,921 rendered the horse stables under the Arconia obsolete. 32 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:36,883 It wasn't long before some of New York's most infamous mobsters 33 00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:40,804 found a new, more lucrative use for the space. 34 00:01:40,887 --> 00:01:44,057 By the 1920s, the mob had secret gaming rooms 35 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:45,267 all over the city, 36 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:48,020 and none played host to more power players 37 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:49,521 than the Velvet Room. 38 00:01:49,604 --> 00:01:50,731 For over a century, 39 00:01:50,814 --> 00:01:55,068 some of the most consequential decisions in the city were made here. 40 00:01:55,152 --> 00:01:56,194 Rumor has it, 41 00:01:56,278 --> 00:01:59,323 this is where the Empire State Building contract was awarded, 42 00:01:59,406 --> 00:02:03,160 where it was decided that bars could stay open until 4:00 a.m., 43 00:02:03,243 --> 00:02:05,287 and where, at the last second, 44 00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:07,873 it was changed from "Zachary Taylor Island," 45 00:02:07,956 --> 00:02:09,875 to "Roosevelt Island." 46 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:13,962 Even as the fashion, decor, and clientele changed over the years, 47 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:17,633 one constant remained: the mob. 48 00:02:17,716 --> 00:02:21,928 Everyone from Lucky Luciano to John Gotti wielded power 49 00:02:22,012 --> 00:02:24,306 over the five boroughs from this location, 50 00:02:24,389 --> 00:02:26,767 known to an elite few. 51 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:29,102 And that continues to this day. 52 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:33,106 I always assumed the Velvet Room was a myth, 53 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,650 but it was right here all along. 54 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,610 How did I miss it? 55 00:02:36,693 --> 00:02:39,279 Well, to be fair, it was down a secret staircase 56 00:02:39,363 --> 00:02:41,657 that only opened with a magic deck of cards. 57 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:44,368 I wouldn't beat yourself up too much. 58 00:02:44,451 --> 00:02:48,413 You know, this does make for a good opening twist of our podcast. 59 00:02:48,497 --> 00:02:50,624 Should I be videoing? A lot of podcasts 60 00:02:50,707 --> 00:02:52,376 are doing video now. 61 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:53,794 Do you hear that? 62 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:57,964 - Is that…? - Oh, my God, oh, my God! 63 00:02:58,048 --> 00:03:00,592 - Oliver, is that you? - Mabel? 64 00:03:00,676 --> 00:03:03,053 Are you okay? What's going on? 65 00:03:03,136 --> 00:03:06,264 I'm in the dry cleaners. I found Nicky Caccimelio. 66 00:03:06,348 --> 00:03:08,475 Oh, great! Can you keep him there? 67 00:03:08,558 --> 00:03:10,143 Shouldn't be too hard. 68 00:03:10,227 --> 00:03:11,687 He's dead! 69 00:03:16,858 --> 00:03:18,735 Does he have all his fingers? 70 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:21,196 His fingers? 71 00:03:25,075 --> 00:03:27,077 - Ugh! Geez. - Okay, okay, just stay calm, 72 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,413 and meet us at Charles's apartment! 73 00:03:29,496 --> 00:03:33,125 And Oliver, whatever you do, don't touch the body! 74 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:37,254 The last thing you want is your DNA all over a dead mobster's body. 75 00:03:42,008 --> 00:03:44,386 Ooh! 76 00:03:44,469 --> 00:03:46,346 - Hey, watch where you're going, pal! - Sorry. 77 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:49,891 - Oh no! - Whoa! 78 00:03:49,975 --> 00:03:51,893 Oh! Wha… What are you doing? 79 00:03:55,272 --> 00:03:58,191 I paid extra for starch, I'll have you know! 80 00:04:13,248 --> 00:04:15,917 Uma, so fun to see you. 81 00:04:25,552 --> 00:04:27,971 Smells like somebody died in here. 82 00:04:30,265 --> 00:04:33,018 You… you truly are the building cut-up. 83 00:04:33,101 --> 00:04:35,061 Have… have you ever tried open mic? 84 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:36,688 Why are you sweating? 85 00:04:37,731 --> 00:04:38,815 Excuse me? 86 00:04:40,942 --> 00:04:44,154 Why are you sweating? 87 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:50,076 Oh, I wasn't… I wasn't aware that I'm sweating. 88 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,455 Menopause is tricky, even for us fellas. 89 00:04:59,127 --> 00:05:00,962 I gotta move out of this building. 90 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:08,303 - Oliver? - What's with the dry cleaning? 91 00:05:10,889 --> 00:05:12,516 Oh, my God, Oliver! 92 00:05:12,599 --> 00:05:13,975 What the hell did you do? 93 00:06:02,983 --> 00:06:04,442 Oh, my God, Oliver! 94 00:06:04,526 --> 00:06:07,153 What part of "don't touch a dead body" did you not understand? 95 00:06:07,237 --> 00:06:08,405 Well, I sneezed on him. 96 00:06:08,488 --> 00:06:11,157 I'm allergic to gardenias and Martinizing. 97 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:12,951 Look, I-I-I get that this looks… 98 00:06:13,034 --> 00:06:15,287 - Like you've lost your mind. - Like you've committed a felony. 99 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:18,540 I was gonna go "A bit kooky," but yes, those also work. 100 00:06:18,623 --> 00:06:20,709 Oliver, what did you do? 101 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,086 It's really quite simple. After sneezing, 102 00:06:23,169 --> 00:06:24,921 I had to clean my essence off him, 103 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:27,215 and then I blacked out, and the next thing I know, 104 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:30,844 I am pushing a corpse down 86th Street. 105 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:34,389 And no one noticed you with a dead body, pushing it in a laundry cart? 106 00:06:34,472 --> 00:06:36,683 Oh, please, this is Manhattan, it didn't even crack 107 00:06:36,766 --> 00:06:38,894 the top three weirdest things happening on the block. 108 00:06:38,977 --> 00:06:41,021 But why'd you bring him to my apartment? 109 00:06:41,104 --> 00:06:44,107 Well, I… Obviously, I didn't want a dead body in my apartment. 110 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:47,193 You only think of yourself. This is so typical you. 111 00:06:47,277 --> 00:06:49,738 I have never brought a dead body to your home. 112 00:06:50,739 --> 00:06:51,740 What is this? 113 00:06:51,823 --> 00:06:53,909 Well, you've implied I've done it before, which I haven't! 114 00:06:53,992 --> 00:06:55,035 Go fuck yourself! 115 00:06:55,118 --> 00:06:56,661 Believe me, I've tried that, it didn't work. 116 00:06:57,746 --> 00:07:00,123 You tried it? 117 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:01,916 - Guys! - You've tried… What? 118 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,754 Can we focus on what to do with this expired human in front of us? 119 00:07:05,837 --> 00:07:08,214 - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He is so dead. 120 00:07:08,298 --> 00:07:11,259 I mean, this is it. This is what we're all gonna look like. 121 00:07:12,093 --> 00:07:14,888 No, no. No, no, not me. I have a signed napkin 122 00:07:14,971 --> 00:07:16,931 from the guy who did makeup on Planet of the Apes, 123 00:07:17,015 --> 00:07:19,517 and Rick told me no matter how mangled it is, 124 00:07:19,601 --> 00:07:22,479 he's gonna make my corpse look like, tops, 35. 125 00:07:22,562 --> 00:07:26,316 I feel faint. I'm woozy. 126 00:07:26,399 --> 00:07:29,069 Do I look woozy? I feel woozy. 127 00:07:29,152 --> 00:07:31,613 Okay, calm down, woozy. 128 00:07:31,696 --> 00:07:34,324 The dry cleaners doesn't open until 7:00. 129 00:07:34,407 --> 00:07:36,660 Whoever put Nicky there is expecting for the body 130 00:07:36,743 --> 00:07:39,412 - to be found tomorrow when they open. - Right, right, right, right. 131 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:42,957 So, we need to get Oliver's DNA off and put the body back 132 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,876 before they realize we took it. Okay? 133 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:48,004 - Good plan. Yes. - I hate this. 134 00:07:48,088 --> 00:07:52,175 Now… does anybody know how to clean DNA off a dead body? 135 00:07:57,097 --> 00:07:58,848 Okay, I think I'm off him. 136 00:07:58,932 --> 00:08:00,850 I'm glad I got these wet-naps from the wings place. 137 00:08:00,934 --> 00:08:02,811 - You eat wings? - No, of course not. 138 00:08:02,894 --> 00:08:04,688 But you can't get the wet-naps anywhere else. 139 00:08:04,771 --> 00:08:07,774 Well, at least now we know he has all of his fingers. 140 00:08:07,857 --> 00:08:09,192 Wait. 141 00:08:09,275 --> 00:08:12,070 There's something green under his nails, 142 00:08:12,153 --> 00:08:13,988 just like our shrimp finger. 143 00:08:19,327 --> 00:08:21,621 That's F1 Grade Lachlan felt, 144 00:08:21,705 --> 00:08:25,208 made from the wool of the now-extinct Scottish Dunface sheep. 145 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,753 That's the same felt they have in the Velvet Room downstairs. 146 00:08:28,837 --> 00:08:30,880 - What are you talking… - Well, I used to deal cards 147 00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:32,549 on poker night, and you'd be surprised 148 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:34,759 how different felts can affect the card slide. 149 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:36,553 You wanna get a good toss and have the card… 150 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,596 My God, he managed to make gambling boring. 151 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,973 Can we get back to Nicky? 152 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:41,725 Do we have to call the body by its name? 153 00:08:41,808 --> 00:08:43,977 I mean, you're not even supposed to name lobsters. 154 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:47,355 Well, his name is the only thing we know about him. 155 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,732 It's kind of weird. 156 00:08:48,815 --> 00:08:50,567 First time we didn't know a victim. 157 00:08:51,818 --> 00:08:54,362 It's easy to guess the kind of guy he was, I suppose. 158 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,740 - Oh, I can't stand to look at him. - What's the matter? 159 00:08:58,491 --> 00:09:01,369 Thinkin' about what your corpse is gonna look like in this apartment? 160 00:09:02,495 --> 00:09:06,041 I'm guessin' you're gonna die alone, 161 00:09:06,124 --> 00:09:07,667 in the bedroom. 162 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:08,918 Or on the toilet. 163 00:09:09,002 --> 00:09:10,378 Also a popular pick. 164 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,422 Why does this always happen to me? 165 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:15,800 Or maybe you'll make things really interesting 166 00:09:15,884 --> 00:09:20,221 and die alone in a laundry cart, huh? Twinsies! 167 00:09:20,305 --> 00:09:22,474 Except I didn't die alone. 168 00:09:22,557 --> 00:09:24,476 I got a hot wife. 169 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,936 But I don't gotta tell you about her, do I? 170 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,354 You little perv. 171 00:09:35,153 --> 00:09:38,948 Okay, and this ends this episode of "My Apartment." 172 00:09:39,032 --> 00:09:40,825 - Let's take the body back. - Um… 173 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,036 Really? 174 00:09:44,079 --> 00:09:45,163 Hear me out. 175 00:09:45,246 --> 00:09:46,831 We found the envelope, 176 00:09:46,915 --> 00:09:49,417 so we know that Lester was in the gaming room. 177 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,836 If you're right about the felt, Nicky was in there, too. 178 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,881 And if there's any chance these deaths are linked, 179 00:09:54,964 --> 00:09:57,217 don't you think we owe it to Lester to find out? 180 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,427 Linked? They died a week apart. 181 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:02,097 He is wearing the same clothes from the day of my wedding. 182 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:03,723 He could have been dead since then. 183 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,601 Look at his gardenia. It's not wilted. 184 00:10:06,684 --> 00:10:08,103 He died recently. 185 00:10:08,186 --> 00:10:11,356 I agree, something's not adding up. 186 00:10:11,439 --> 00:10:14,526 Look, we handed Lester's body to the cops, 187 00:10:14,609 --> 00:10:16,027 and they called it "an accident." 188 00:10:16,111 --> 00:10:18,863 Are we really gonna do the same thing with Nicky? 189 00:10:18,947 --> 00:10:23,368 I know it's kind of gross, but this is an opportunity 190 00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:26,788 for us to look for clues we'd otherwise never get. 191 00:10:26,871 --> 00:10:28,665 Plus, it'd be good for the podcast. 192 00:10:28,748 --> 00:10:32,001 I mean, I don't think anybody's doing this. 193 00:10:32,085 --> 00:10:33,711 I do love a good "first." 194 00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:36,089 Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a little peek. 195 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:37,590 We're doing an autopsy? 196 00:10:37,674 --> 00:10:39,717 I said a peek, a little peek! 197 00:10:39,801 --> 00:10:40,927 Okay, yes, yes. 198 00:10:45,473 --> 00:10:49,102 Autopsy step one, cause of death. 199 00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:53,439 Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say meat cleaver to the chest. 200 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:55,817 "Meat cleaver." 201 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,652 Nice. 202 00:10:57,735 --> 00:11:00,905 You know, I always wanted to get gunned down in a toll booth, 203 00:11:00,989 --> 00:11:02,448 Sonny Corleone style. 204 00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:05,160 But that dream went out the window with E-ZPass. 205 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:07,453 Still, this isn't bad. Better than whatever boring way 206 00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:09,956 you're gonna go out, right, Savage? 207 00:11:11,207 --> 00:11:12,333 Time of death. 208 00:11:15,253 --> 00:11:17,297 "Corpse is Cristy." 209 00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:20,383 That podcast about Cristy Tejas, 210 00:11:20,466 --> 00:11:22,969 the co-ed who died in Corpus Christi, Texas. 211 00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:24,679 Oh, they got so lucky. 212 00:11:24,762 --> 00:11:27,599 The whole case revolved around the time of her death. 213 00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:32,896 Someone's gonna have to check to see if he has rigor mortis. 214 00:11:33,354 --> 00:11:34,355 Mm-hmm. 215 00:11:36,941 --> 00:11:38,776 Fine, I'll do it. 216 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:43,948 Ah-ha! No rigor mortis. 217 00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:45,575 So, he died in the last few hours. 218 00:11:45,658 --> 00:11:48,870 Or the rigor mortis has already passed and he's limbered up again. 219 00:11:48,953 --> 00:11:52,248 Yeah, it looks like blood has pooled by his ankles. 220 00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:54,417 I don't think that's supposed to happen right away. 221 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,920 Probably a little sauce from that meatball sandwich 222 00:11:57,003 --> 00:12:00,798 I was eating earlier. Oh! Bada-bing! 223 00:12:00,882 --> 00:12:03,051 Seriously, this is how you imagine I speak? 224 00:12:03,134 --> 00:12:05,303 I mean, I know I'm a member of the family, 225 00:12:05,386 --> 00:12:06,554 but I'm personally offended. 226 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,847 I went to Cornell, you know. 227 00:12:09,432 --> 00:12:11,851 Okay, fine, I didn't go to Cornell, but you didn't know that. 228 00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:13,311 Wait. 229 00:12:15,563 --> 00:12:19,567 And there's this white substance on his sleeve. 230 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,237 - Maybe cocaine? - Ooh, let me sniff. 231 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,572 I directed theater in the '80s, I could probably tell you 232 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,491 the exact street in Colombia it came from. 233 00:12:31,746 --> 00:12:33,248 I think it looks like paint. 234 00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:34,332 Yeah. 235 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,335 Gee, I miss cocaine. 236 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:39,504 I'm sure it misses you too, pal. 237 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:47,887 No sign of maggots or blowfly eggs. 238 00:12:47,971 --> 00:12:50,390 And I was just getting hungry. Ugh. 239 00:12:50,473 --> 00:12:51,849 Don't "ugh" me. 240 00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:54,310 What, your corpse is too good for maggots, 241 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:57,355 or whatever those other things this girl said are? 242 00:13:03,278 --> 00:13:06,364 Rope marks. Ooh, this could be a sexy crime. 243 00:13:06,447 --> 00:13:08,366 We probably should check his nipples. 244 00:13:14,747 --> 00:13:17,375 - What's this? - No, not the Sur la Table tongs! 245 00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:23,339 Oh, please don't say maggots. Please don't say maggots. 246 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:24,799 No, it kinda looks like a burn. 247 00:13:32,056 --> 00:13:35,601 While rigor indicates Nicky's been dead for days, 248 00:13:35,685 --> 00:13:38,313 the decomp level suggests he died recently. 249 00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:40,106 Wow, that was so cool. 250 00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:42,150 I know, I'm giving, like, Meredith Grey vibes. 251 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:44,027 You seem awfully cheery 252 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,278 about this autopsy. 253 00:13:46,696 --> 00:13:49,032 I know this is weird to say over a dead body, 254 00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:52,744 but I feel like I'm in a really good place in life right now. 255 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:53,828 You are. 256 00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:55,621 You're doing your first autopsy. 257 00:13:55,705 --> 00:13:58,332 - Your new apartment is really shaping up. - I know. 258 00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:02,420 It feels like I've earned my spot in the building. 259 00:14:02,503 --> 00:14:05,423 And I feel… Oh! Wait, sorry, we still don't have time of death. 260 00:14:05,506 --> 00:14:08,342 Ah-ha! What we need is leftovers. 261 00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:10,011 Charles, what do you have in your fridge? 262 00:14:10,094 --> 00:14:11,637 I think I have some Chinese in the freezer, 263 00:14:11,721 --> 00:14:13,097 - but it's a couple of months… - Perfect! 264 00:14:13,181 --> 00:14:15,683 All my greatest creative breakthroughs have happened 265 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,810 over reheated Chinese food. 266 00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:33,326 What if this is the last thing Lester saw before he died? 267 00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:36,287 - Me, yelling at him about shrimp. - Oliver. 268 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:39,332 After all he did for me. Am I a narcissist? 269 00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:42,877 No! I mean, just clinically. 270 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,295 What? 271 00:14:44,378 --> 00:14:46,255 Mabel, what's the first word that comes to mind 272 00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:49,133 - when you think of me? - Oh, narcissist. 273 00:14:49,217 --> 00:14:50,343 What the hell? 274 00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:52,720 How am I just learning this at 55? 275 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:56,015 Look, you can't change the last things you said to Lester, 276 00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,934 and you can't change who you are. 277 00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:02,063 We are complex characters. We are flawed heroes. 278 00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:05,566 Flawed dudes. Flawed… 279 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:08,152 …lucky fuckers. 280 00:15:08,236 --> 00:15:10,404 Sorry, I didn't mean to get philosophical. 281 00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:12,198 Yeah, where is this coming from? 282 00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:14,867 It happens every time I have a dead body in my kitchen. 283 00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:16,577 Hey, buddy. 284 00:15:20,414 --> 00:15:21,415 Ow! 285 00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:23,835 Enjoying Oliver's famous microwaved dumplings? 286 00:15:23,918 --> 00:15:25,753 He managed to make it boiling hot on the outside, 287 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,089 - yet freezer burned on the inside. - Oh, please. 288 00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:32,301 Oliver, you're a genius. 289 00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,387 Wow, where was that word two minutes ago? 290 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,639 What if the burn behind Nicky's ear 291 00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:38,766 isn't a regular burn, it's freezer burn? 292 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,561 It would explain why the body hasn't decomposed. 293 00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:45,273 He could have been killed days ago, frozen, and just now thawed. 294 00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:47,150 I'm gonna check his lips to see if they're chapped. 295 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:50,903 The creative power of Chinese food remains undefeated. 296 00:15:50,987 --> 00:15:52,613 Boy, if I had a nickel for every time 297 00:15:52,697 --> 00:15:54,782 I've had a breakthrough over some moo shu… 298 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,286 Mabel, what the hell are you doing? 299 00:16:00,621 --> 00:16:02,790 It's a piece of paper. 300 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:06,002 I mean, it's really soggy, but… 301 00:16:06,085 --> 00:16:08,129 Is that the logo of the Arconia? 302 00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:11,966 Nicky had Arconia stationery in his mouth? Why? 303 00:16:12,049 --> 00:16:14,343 Well, we'll add that to our list of questions. 304 00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:16,512 We should start thinking about getting this body back. 305 00:16:18,431 --> 00:16:20,057 It's 6:45 a.m. 306 00:16:20,141 --> 00:16:22,059 We spent all night autopsying? 307 00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:24,228 Damn you, murder, for being so interesting! 308 00:16:24,312 --> 00:16:26,397 Okay, we got this. We'll just make sure 309 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,399 we bring his body back to the dry cleaner's place 310 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,109 - in less than 15. - Okay. 311 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:31,694 Well, now it's 14 minutes. 312 00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:33,529 Not helping, Charles. 313 00:16:48,461 --> 00:16:50,463 Okay. 314 00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:51,547 Hi. 315 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:52,840 - Hi. - Alright. 316 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,301 How are you? 317 00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:01,933 - It's Oliver. - Oh, that makes sense. 318 00:17:02,016 --> 00:17:05,102 Just headed to the dry cleaners. Nothing out of the ordinary. 319 00:17:05,186 --> 00:17:06,854 Oh, perfect! Um, I'm in a bit of a time crunch. 320 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,439 Do you mind dropping off these shirts for me? 321 00:17:08,522 --> 00:17:11,442 I can offer you a free therapy session in return. 322 00:17:11,525 --> 00:17:13,110 Oh, that actually would be nice. 323 00:17:13,194 --> 00:17:16,030 My DGA insurance lapsed in the early '80s. 324 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,336 It's me! I stink! 325 00:17:30,419 --> 00:17:33,839 So, let's all just please drop it! Thanks. 326 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:39,595 - Randall. - Mm-hmm? 327 00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:42,265 The elevator's making that weird humming noise again. 328 00:17:42,348 --> 00:17:44,850 Oh, okay… oh, no! That's… that's bad. 329 00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:49,522 Uh, the sound, is it more like a "eee," or more like a "mmm"? 330 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:51,148 Okay. 331 00:17:51,232 --> 00:17:53,317 You know what, let me see what Lester had to say about that. 332 00:17:53,401 --> 00:17:55,027 Hey, c-could you do this somewhere else? 333 00:17:55,111 --> 00:17:56,112 - Oh! - Thank you. 334 00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:58,364 Excuse us. 335 00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:04,161 What are you doing? 336 00:18:04,245 --> 00:18:06,247 The ledger that Lester gave him, 337 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:09,625 it looks like the same paper that we found in Nicky's mouth. 338 00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:12,670 We've gotta get our hands on that. 339 00:18:12,753 --> 00:18:14,755 You two go. I'll… I'll charm it off him. 340 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:16,257 - Oh, great plan. - Yeah. 341 00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:19,760 Um… 342 00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:24,307 Wait, did he just stick us with a dead body 343 00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:25,850 that he brought here? 344 00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:29,645 He's good. He's very good. 345 00:18:31,272 --> 00:18:33,733 Wait, why is there paparazzi here? 346 00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:36,152 Ugh, they finally found my address. 347 00:18:36,235 --> 00:18:37,820 It's not for you, Charles. 348 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:42,700 Oh, my God. 349 00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:46,871 - Mabel Mora? - Althea? 350 00:18:46,954 --> 00:18:48,456 What are you… 351 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:51,334 Actually, it's THĒ now. I shortened it, T-H-Ē. 352 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,878 Isn't that just "The"? 353 00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:58,007 No, it's not, 'cause the "Ē" has, like, the little line thingy above it. 354 00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,343 My team thought it would be easier for my fans, 355 00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:02,219 and they were right. 356 00:19:02,303 --> 00:19:04,805 Ever since the name change… 357 00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:06,849 I'm the number one most searched artist on Wondify. 358 00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:08,893 Ah. So brat. 359 00:19:08,976 --> 00:19:11,395 Mabel, I'm gonna… deliver this laundry. 360 00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:13,189 How is that possible? 361 00:19:13,272 --> 00:19:14,565 Oh, 'cause it sounds cool 362 00:19:14,649 --> 00:19:16,734 and mysterious. 363 00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:19,654 And also, anytime anyone searches for a band 364 00:19:19,737 --> 00:19:22,531 that begins with "The," my name comes up first. 365 00:19:22,615 --> 00:19:24,325 It's genius, right? 366 00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:26,202 I mean, you wanna listen to The Beatles? 367 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:27,328 "THE" comes up. 368 00:19:27,411 --> 00:19:29,664 The Spice Girls? It's "THE" again. 369 00:19:29,747 --> 00:19:32,041 - Yeah. - The Chicks? "THE"! 370 00:19:32,124 --> 00:19:34,919 Thank God I was unaffected by their name change. 371 00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:38,005 But enough about me and my success. How are you, Mabel? 372 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,799 I am great. 373 00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:41,801 - Ah! - And it's so crazy and wild 374 00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:44,470 that I ran into you, but I gotta… better run. 375 00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:47,056 Oh, my God, you haven't changed a bit. 376 00:19:47,139 --> 00:19:49,392 I'll be seeing you all the time. I just bought the penthouse. 377 00:19:52,061 --> 00:19:55,022 I'm sorry, you got a place here in my building? 378 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,858 - Yeah. - Bought, like an investment, 379 00:19:57,942 --> 00:20:00,528 or bought, like you're living here? 380 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,572 Living. And do they allow pets? 381 00:20:03,656 --> 00:20:05,741 'Cause I have an otter, and my last co-op, 382 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:06,867 they were such dicks about it. 383 00:20:06,951 --> 00:20:08,494 It's Bloody Mabel! Bloody Mabel! 384 00:20:08,577 --> 00:20:10,996 THĒ! Can we get a picture of the two of you? 385 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,290 Come on. 386 00:20:13,374 --> 00:20:15,167 Come on. You'll get used to it. It's fine. 387 00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:16,669 Bloody Mabel! You're amazing! 388 00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:51,287 Really? You're gonna get DNA on me all over again? 389 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:53,789 Jesus, I thought you guys were supposed to be good at this. 390 00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:55,624 Yeah. 391 00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:12,475 What's he doing now? 392 00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:16,896 Yeah? 393 00:21:22,568 --> 00:21:24,361 Ah, Jesus! 394 00:21:25,738 --> 00:21:27,615 I'm just fucking with you. I'm dead. 395 00:21:33,704 --> 00:21:35,122 The fuck? 396 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,420 Okay, okay. 397 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:51,806 Just gimme a minute, I-I'll… I can look through the… 398 00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:54,892 Get back, you animals! Back, I say! 399 00:21:54,975 --> 00:21:58,062 You'll all get your waxed jackets and New Yorker totes in due time! 400 00:21:58,145 --> 00:21:59,772 Scatter! 401 00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:00,856 Mm! 402 00:22:01,649 --> 00:22:03,400 Wow. 403 00:22:03,484 --> 00:22:05,110 Thank you, Mr. Putnam. 404 00:22:05,194 --> 00:22:07,029 Oh, no problem, champ. 405 00:22:07,112 --> 00:22:08,447 Randall. 406 00:22:08,531 --> 00:22:10,908 Randall, the Champ. 407 00:22:10,991 --> 00:22:14,370 I just want to, uh, say that you're doing such a great job. 408 00:22:14,453 --> 00:22:15,454 Oh? 409 00:22:16,747 --> 00:22:17,957 Doesn't feel like it. 410 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,042 Oh, you're a natural. 411 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,211 You probably don't even need that. 412 00:22:22,294 --> 00:22:23,712 What even is that? 413 00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:25,172 A ledger. Here, just… 414 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,883 You flatter me, Mr. Putnam. You really do. 415 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:29,218 You know something? 416 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:31,554 I wish all the residents were as kind as you. 417 00:22:31,637 --> 00:22:33,764 Oh, I'm not that kind. 418 00:22:33,848 --> 00:22:36,475 Well, you are a friend of doormen. 419 00:22:38,102 --> 00:22:39,812 No, I'm really not, actually. 420 00:22:40,813 --> 00:22:42,481 What are you talking about? You just… 421 00:22:42,565 --> 00:22:44,108 This is the real Oliver Putnam! 422 00:22:44,191 --> 00:22:45,401 Sorry. 423 00:22:47,152 --> 00:22:49,905 And even though, you know, I have my brownstone in the Village, 424 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,991 and my cave upstate, my team advised me 425 00:22:52,074 --> 00:22:53,450 to buy somewhere more boring. 426 00:22:53,534 --> 00:22:57,079 And I was like, "Oh, my God, duh. The Arconia." 427 00:22:57,162 --> 00:22:58,455 It's all old people. 428 00:22:58,539 --> 00:22:59,707 And Mabel. 429 00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,500 You still living with your aunt? 430 00:23:01,584 --> 00:23:05,838 Yea… no! Uh, actually, I have my own apartment. 431 00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:09,508 Yeah, it's a studio, but it has everything I need. 432 00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:13,554 A bed, a spot to record my podcast, obviously. 433 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,559 You've never heard of my podcast. 434 00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:21,729 Uh, well, they're making a movie about it, so I don't know. 435 00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:24,857 It might be a big deal, Eva Longoria is playing me. 436 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:28,027 Oh, wow. I only listen to podcasts to fall asleep. 437 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:30,779 - What's yours? - Only Murders in the Building. 438 00:23:33,407 --> 00:23:34,867 Are you sure that's what it's called? 439 00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:36,869 'Cause I'm just not seeing it in the top 10. 440 00:23:36,952 --> 00:23:39,455 You might have to click "See More." 441 00:23:39,538 --> 00:23:41,248 Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. 442 00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:45,252 Okay, I'm clicking, I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling… 443 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:48,380 Number 17, that's great. 444 00:23:48,464 --> 00:23:50,299 Idea. 445 00:23:51,383 --> 00:23:53,052 What if I came on as a guest? 446 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,846 You'd shoot right to the top. 447 00:23:56,889 --> 00:23:58,349 Wow, uh, y… 448 00:23:58,432 --> 00:24:00,017 You know, I don't think we need 449 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,770 any, you know, shooting anywhere. 450 00:24:02,853 --> 00:24:04,939 We're… we're pretty successful. 451 00:24:05,022 --> 00:24:06,315 Totally. 452 00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:10,194 This is my therapist, and she is so needy. 453 00:24:10,277 --> 00:24:13,614 We've been playing phone tag for days, but the offer still stands. 454 00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:16,867 Sandra? Honey, it's okay. 455 00:24:16,951 --> 00:24:18,535 How have you been? 456 00:24:18,619 --> 00:24:21,413 Psst, Mabel. I'm rooting for you. 457 00:24:23,207 --> 00:24:25,793 Trauma's hard, Sandra. We all have it. 458 00:24:47,314 --> 00:24:48,315 "Death Alone"? 459 00:24:50,442 --> 00:24:52,987 Isn't that, uh, Pablo Neruda? 460 00:24:53,696 --> 00:24:54,697 What? 461 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:56,407 Big scary mob guy can't like poetry? 462 00:24:56,490 --> 00:24:58,450 - Sorry, I just thought that maybe… - You know what's funny? 463 00:24:58,534 --> 00:25:00,828 I spent the last few years thinking about how fuckin' old I am. 464 00:25:00,911 --> 00:25:02,496 And now that I'm dead, everybody's gonna be like, 465 00:25:02,579 --> 00:25:03,747 "Oh, my God, he died so young." 466 00:25:05,749 --> 00:25:07,543 Not sure that would be the case for me. 467 00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:11,714 Well, you better get a move on, pal, because death is definitely coming. 468 00:25:11,797 --> 00:25:13,298 Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 469 00:25:13,382 --> 00:25:15,384 By the way, why the fuck did I quit smoking? 470 00:25:19,346 --> 00:25:21,390 "There are lone cemeteries… 471 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:25,728 "tombs full of soundless bones, 472 00:25:25,811 --> 00:25:29,398 "the heart threading a tunnel, 473 00:25:29,481 --> 00:25:32,234 "a dark, dark tunnel. 474 00:25:34,945 --> 00:25:36,864 "Death is drawn to sound. 475 00:25:38,657 --> 00:25:40,617 "Like a slipper without a foot, 476 00:25:40,701 --> 00:25:45,414 "a suit without its wearer, comes to knock with a ring, 477 00:25:45,497 --> 00:25:47,750 stoneless and fingerless." 478 00:25:50,502 --> 00:25:52,296 I thought the body was supposed to be hanging up. 479 00:25:52,379 --> 00:25:55,382 Who cares? Just write up what they said. 480 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,176 Time of death, this morning. 481 00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:59,636 Top suspect, Caputo crime family. 482 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,597 Less we know, the better. 483 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,433 - What the hell was that? - Come out with your hands up! 484 00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:27,331 Hey, we must be hearing things. 485 00:26:27,414 --> 00:26:29,458 Let's get out of here before anyone sees us, alright? 486 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,140 I put Nicky back. 487 00:26:45,224 --> 00:26:48,435 These cops that found him are definitely crooked. 488 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:51,897 - I think there's a cover-up. - What… Charles, that's huge. 489 00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:54,775 And I'm sorry I left you behind. 490 00:26:54,858 --> 00:26:57,486 No. I enjoyed risking ten years' jail time 491 00:26:57,569 --> 00:26:59,321 in my neighborhood dry cleaners. 492 00:26:59,404 --> 00:27:01,073 But I'm glad you got to catch up with your friend. 493 00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:03,367 She's not my friend. 494 00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:06,870 She… I mean, she used to be my friend, but that ended poorly. 495 00:27:06,954 --> 00:27:09,456 She brings out the worst in me. 496 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,542 Just when I'm feeling good about myself, 497 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,418 she moves into the penthouse. 498 00:27:13,502 --> 00:27:16,547 She's literally looking down on me in my own home. 499 00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:19,716 Screw her! You don't need her. 500 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,094 You got your whole life in front of you. 501 00:27:22,177 --> 00:27:25,305 I, on the other hand, much like Pablo Neruda's poem, 502 00:27:25,389 --> 00:27:28,225 will likely experience "Death Alone." 503 00:27:29,434 --> 00:27:31,353 That's dark. Are you okay? 504 00:27:32,271 --> 00:27:33,730 Yes. 505 00:27:33,814 --> 00:27:35,440 I got it! 506 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:38,026 Oh, did you use the old Oliver Putnam charm 507 00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:39,278 to get it away from him? 508 00:27:39,361 --> 00:27:41,864 S-Something like that. It's a rich text. 509 00:27:41,947 --> 00:27:44,825 There are notes on all the tenants, birdwatching notes. 510 00:27:44,908 --> 00:27:46,743 There's even a poem about a doorman, 511 00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:48,954 titled "After You." 512 00:27:49,037 --> 00:27:52,207 A journeyman's effort. He tries to rhyme "cough" with "through." 513 00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:54,751 - The missing page. - Wait. 514 00:28:01,884 --> 00:28:04,720 Ooh, money amounts. 515 00:28:04,803 --> 00:28:08,265 "Gun, blind." Oh, this is juicy. 516 00:28:08,348 --> 00:28:11,643 "Brown-headed cowbird, Eurasian jay, 517 00:28:11,727 --> 00:28:14,438 kākāpō, bowerbird." 518 00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:16,481 Are you kidding me, more bird notes? 519 00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:19,234 So, Nicky had a list of birds in his mouth. 520 00:28:19,318 --> 00:28:23,196 But why are they all in a circle with dollar amounts under them? 521 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,825 Well, "gun, blind, river," those are poker terms. 522 00:28:26,909 --> 00:28:29,661 So what, Lester was working on a bird version 523 00:28:29,745 --> 00:28:31,580 of dogs playing poker? 524 00:28:31,663 --> 00:28:33,916 God, this is more embarrassing than the poem. 525 00:28:33,999 --> 00:28:37,419 Lester's wife said he liked comparing people to birds. 526 00:28:37,502 --> 00:28:40,130 So, maybe these are code names 527 00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:42,049 for people he was keeping tabs on? 528 00:28:42,132 --> 00:28:44,676 And those dollar amounts were what they were betting? 529 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,094 Wow, that's a lot. 530 00:28:46,178 --> 00:28:48,805 Ooh, and things are back to being juicy. 531 00:28:48,889 --> 00:28:51,600 Looks like each page is a different week's game. 532 00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:56,021 They play Saturday at midnight, 533 00:28:56,104 --> 00:29:00,150 which means there might be a game tonight. 534 00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:02,569 - We have to go. - It starts at midnight? 535 00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:05,364 I've already gotten up three times to pee by midnight. 536 00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:07,908 Well, figure it out, because the players who were there 537 00:29:07,991 --> 00:29:10,702 the night Nicky and Lester died might be back. 538 00:29:10,786 --> 00:29:13,997 So, I say we go early, find a place to hide, 539 00:29:14,081 --> 00:29:15,499 and see who they are. 540 00:29:15,582 --> 00:29:19,294 Okay, but if we're gonna infiltrate a midnight game 541 00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:22,089 of New York's scariest and most powerful mobsters, 542 00:29:22,172 --> 00:29:24,716 first, we must nap. 543 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,134 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 544 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,567 Man, you can do this. You can do it, man. 545 00:29:42,651 --> 00:29:44,528 Come on, Randall. You can do it. 546 00:29:44,611 --> 00:29:46,446 You got this. 547 00:29:47,614 --> 00:29:50,033 - Randall? - Um, how may I help… 548 00:29:50,117 --> 00:29:52,536 Oh. Mr. Putnam. 549 00:29:52,619 --> 00:29:55,372 I'm just, uh, returning your ledger. 550 00:29:56,748 --> 00:29:59,751 And I'm… I'm sorry about the misunderstanding earlier. 551 00:29:59,835 --> 00:30:01,962 Well, you ripped it from my hands. 552 00:30:02,045 --> 00:30:05,340 Yes, the misunderstanding was you didn't think I would do that. 553 00:30:07,092 --> 00:30:09,052 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 554 00:30:12,222 --> 00:30:13,223 No. 555 00:30:15,767 --> 00:30:17,519 The building's falling apart without Lester. 556 00:30:17,602 --> 00:30:20,564 And to be honest, I didn't finish my training with him, 557 00:30:20,647 --> 00:30:22,983 so there's no way I can fill his shoes. 558 00:30:25,694 --> 00:30:28,905 Have I ever told you the story about when Sheena Easton played Moses 559 00:30:28,989 --> 00:30:32,325 in my gender-bending musical twist on The Ten Commandments? 560 00:30:32,409 --> 00:30:34,911 Oh, no, the ledger mentioned this might happen. 561 00:30:34,995 --> 00:30:38,790 So, okay, it was our opening night, and a then-unknown Sheena 562 00:30:38,874 --> 00:30:42,252 was trying to fill the unfillable shoes of Mr. Charlton Heston. 563 00:30:43,503 --> 00:30:47,883 And it… it… it just went horribly wrong. People rioted. 564 00:30:47,966 --> 00:30:50,385 And it definitely didn't have anything to do with the script. 565 00:30:50,469 --> 00:30:53,513 - Hmm. - So, I sat her down, 566 00:30:53,597 --> 00:30:58,351 and I told her, "Sheena-baneena, stop trying to be Chuck 567 00:30:58,435 --> 00:31:03,273 and start trying to be filet mignon." 568 00:31:03,356 --> 00:31:05,734 And from then on, the rest is history. 569 00:31:05,817 --> 00:31:08,028 So, the musical was a success? 570 00:31:08,111 --> 00:31:09,112 I said it was history. 571 00:31:09,196 --> 00:31:11,656 Point is, it's hard to follow a legend, 572 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:14,034 so stop trying to be Lester. 573 00:31:14,117 --> 00:31:16,328 You can't be somebody you're not. 574 00:31:16,411 --> 00:31:18,747 I still have a lot of follow-up questions about this musical, 575 00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:20,874 but I think I get what you're trying to say. 576 00:31:20,957 --> 00:31:22,793 Thank you, Mr. Putnam. 577 00:31:22,876 --> 00:31:25,128 And I don't care what you say, you're a good guy. 578 00:31:25,212 --> 00:31:28,340 Ah, well, thank you. 579 00:31:28,423 --> 00:31:32,886 And, um, I know this might be hard to believe, 580 00:31:32,969 --> 00:31:35,806 given my boyish good looks, but, uh, 581 00:31:35,889 --> 00:31:38,683 I've actually lived in this building quite a while. 582 00:31:39,726 --> 00:31:42,229 So, if you wanted, I could try and help you 583 00:31:42,312 --> 00:31:43,814 finish some of that training. 584 00:31:45,232 --> 00:31:46,525 - Really? - Yes. 585 00:31:46,608 --> 00:31:49,194 A-Any question you have, please come to me. 586 00:31:49,277 --> 00:31:52,656 Uh, I actually have a bunch of questions. Can we start right now? 587 00:31:52,739 --> 00:31:55,867 No. Right now, I have to take a very important nap. 588 00:31:55,951 --> 00:31:59,913 But, I would say any other time, 589 00:31:59,996 --> 00:32:01,915 I promise, I'm there for ya. 590 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:05,961 - Thank you, Mr. Putnam. - You got it. 591 00:32:09,047 --> 00:32:12,717 "Death lies in our beds: 592 00:32:12,801 --> 00:32:16,555 "In the lazy mattresses, the black blankets, 593 00:32:16,638 --> 00:32:19,975 "lives a full stretch and then suddenly blows… 594 00:32:20,976 --> 00:32:25,355 "blows sound unknown, filling out the sheets. 595 00:32:25,438 --> 00:32:28,733 "And there are beds sailing into a harbor 596 00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,902 "where death is waiting, 597 00:32:30,986 --> 00:32:32,863 dressed as an admiral." 598 00:32:32,946 --> 00:32:34,489 Hi. 599 00:32:34,573 --> 00:32:37,492 Uh, this is anonymous patient General Custer, 600 00:32:37,576 --> 00:32:41,746 and I'm in Dr. Tidyman's trial group, and I'd like to get the next four doses 601 00:32:41,830 --> 00:32:47,127 of 4-8-3-7-6-3-2-8-X-Y-T. 602 00:32:47,210 --> 00:32:48,879 And I run out on Thursday, 603 00:32:48,962 --> 00:32:51,006 so I'd like to get it delivered right away. 604 00:32:51,089 --> 00:32:52,424 General Custer. 605 00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:07,480 It's good we're getting here early. 606 00:33:07,564 --> 00:33:10,442 People get whole new identities to hide from the mafia, 607 00:33:10,525 --> 00:33:13,361 and we're breaking laws to see them. 608 00:33:13,445 --> 00:33:14,529 It's locked. 609 00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:16,281 I discovered it opens with a key card. 610 00:33:16,364 --> 00:33:17,365 Give me that. 611 00:33:23,997 --> 00:33:25,081 Finesse. 612 00:33:36,843 --> 00:33:38,470 Wow! 613 00:33:38,553 --> 00:33:41,431 This was really under the Arconia all these years? 614 00:33:41,514 --> 00:33:44,893 Yes, and Lester and Nicky have both been here. 615 00:33:44,976 --> 00:33:47,687 This room has gotta hold some answers for us. 616 00:33:59,783 --> 00:34:02,827 Wait, wait. They don't look like mobsters. 617 00:34:02,911 --> 00:34:05,914 Those aren't mobsters. They're CEOs. 618 00:34:07,082 --> 00:34:08,708 Oh, right, I recognize them. 619 00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:10,502 He's the one who invented the one thing. 620 00:34:10,585 --> 00:34:12,754 And didn't she go to space with Gayle and Oprah? 621 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:20,262 Here, I'll Safari it. 622 00:34:22,681 --> 00:34:26,518 H-T-T-P-slash-slash. 623 00:34:26,601 --> 00:34:29,145 You… you don't have to type the "http" part. 624 00:34:29,229 --> 00:34:30,730 Uh, give it here, old man. 625 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:33,441 - W-W-W… - You don't have to type that either. 626 00:34:33,525 --> 00:34:35,151 Here, I got it. 627 00:34:35,235 --> 00:34:38,488 Okay, so this is tech billionaire Sebastian Steed, 628 00:34:38,571 --> 00:34:40,490 - goes by "Bash." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 629 00:34:40,573 --> 00:34:42,784 That's what I told you. The guy who invented the thing. 630 00:34:44,202 --> 00:34:47,706 Okay, so the other guy is Jay Pflug. 631 00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:51,042 Heir of the Pflug pharma family. 632 00:34:51,126 --> 00:34:52,585 Oh, they make highly addictive drugs 633 00:34:52,669 --> 00:34:54,212 that ruined a lot of people's lives. 634 00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:57,299 They also make my blood pressure medication, so I'm conflicted. 635 00:34:57,382 --> 00:34:59,259 This is Camila White. 636 00:34:59,342 --> 00:35:02,053 She owns half of New York's hotels. 637 00:35:02,137 --> 00:35:04,931 And God, can she rock a neutral cashmere. 638 00:35:05,015 --> 00:35:08,560 She's like the human incarnation of a Nancy Meyers kitchen. 639 00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:11,646 Guys, guys, they're all billionaires. 640 00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:14,983 This isn't the mob, this is the new mob of New York. 641 00:35:15,984 --> 00:35:18,361 Please tell me you recorded that. Okay. 642 00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:20,655 - I need a drink. - Let's check the bar. 643 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:24,826 As the city has changed, 644 00:35:24,909 --> 00:35:26,786 so too have those in power. 645 00:35:26,870 --> 00:35:30,081 The "mafia," as we once knew them, may be no more, 646 00:35:30,165 --> 00:35:32,959 but the idea of many losing 647 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:37,005 in order for an elite few to win has never been more true. 648 00:35:37,088 --> 00:35:40,342 Gone are the velour tracksuits and gold chains, 649 00:35:40,425 --> 00:35:43,261 replaced now by boat shoes and Dogecoin.