1 00:00:07,252 --> 00:00:08,837 Hello, I'm LESTR. 2 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:11,381 Meet our new doorman. We named him after the dead one. 3 00:00:11,465 --> 00:00:15,010 What's happening to our sweet little murder building? 4 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:16,803 Things are changing fast. 5 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:18,847 You… You go, uh, talk to Lester's wife. 6 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:20,933 - Lillian loves me. - It's Lorraine. 7 00:00:21,016 --> 00:00:22,851 I'm in Dr. Tidyman's trial group, 8 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,145 and I'd like to get the next four doses of… 9 00:00:25,229 --> 00:00:27,940 Nicky used to carry these decks around everywhere he went. 10 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:30,943 - Maybe it's something. - I have a facility with cards. 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,486 Oh. 12 00:00:33,028 --> 00:00:34,363 Among other things. 13 00:00:34,446 --> 00:00:36,365 This table's been through it. 14 00:00:36,448 --> 00:00:38,158 What do you think happened here? 15 00:00:38,242 --> 00:00:40,744 I was playing with these bozos the night Nicky died. 16 00:00:40,827 --> 00:00:42,955 So Nicky… "chh!"… chopped off his finger. 17 00:00:43,038 --> 00:00:45,123 Jay lost his right finger. 18 00:00:45,207 --> 00:00:47,751 The finger we have curves left. 19 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:49,169 This isn't his finger. 20 00:00:49,253 --> 00:00:50,796 Per the contract you just signed, 21 00:00:50,879 --> 00:00:53,257 you're unable to podcast about management of the company. 22 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,801 And we have new majority stakeholders. 23 00:00:55,884 --> 00:00:56,885 Who? 24 00:00:57,844 --> 00:00:59,304 They joined forces. 25 00:00:59,388 --> 00:01:00,931 They're all dirty. 26 00:01:01,014 --> 00:01:04,559 Wow, this was really under the Arconia all these years? 27 00:01:04,643 --> 00:01:08,105 Yes, and Lester and Nicky have both been here. 28 00:01:08,188 --> 00:01:10,983 This room has gotta hold some answers for us. 29 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,946 You know what real money buys? 30 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,951 I'm not talking yachts or jets 31 00:01:21,034 --> 00:01:23,203 or even one of those cute little pygmy hippos. 32 00:01:23,287 --> 00:01:24,705 That's what I'd get. 33 00:01:24,788 --> 00:01:27,416 He'd live in my bathtub, it'd be cute as hell. 34 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:29,876 Anyways, I'm talking real money, 35 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,670 the "fuck you" kind. 36 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:35,841 That money buys the most valuable thing there is: 37 00:01:35,924 --> 00:01:36,925 silence. 38 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,013 Nobody's ratting out the rich. 39 00:01:41,096 --> 00:01:42,347 Why? 40 00:01:42,431 --> 00:01:45,642 Because they'll squash you like a bug. 41 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:49,313 And so, over here, uh, we found a tear 42 00:01:49,396 --> 00:01:51,315 in this ta… table? 43 00:01:51,398 --> 00:01:53,942 Well, it must have been done by a cleaver, 44 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:56,320 but it's been repaired…? 45 00:01:56,403 --> 00:01:59,031 And under here is a… a-a-a secret drawer 46 00:01:59,114 --> 00:02:01,241 where we found an envelope full of money. 47 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:03,410 It opens with a code from the roulette wheel. 48 00:02:03,493 --> 00:02:05,120 Okay, got it. 49 00:02:05,203 --> 00:02:06,663 Oh, now hold on a goddamn minute. 50 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:10,417 You mean to tell me that there's been this giant-ass gaming palace 51 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,127 down here the whole time, 52 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:14,129 but you guys are just finding out about it? 53 00:02:14,212 --> 00:02:17,007 Well, to be fair, I just found out this building has a gym. 54 00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:18,717 Hmm. I don't know. 55 00:02:20,385 --> 00:02:21,887 It looks pretty fucking clean, guys. 56 00:02:21,970 --> 00:02:23,930 I could eat lamb chops on this poker table. 57 00:02:24,014 --> 00:02:25,974 But we saw blood. 58 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,101 They… They… They cleaned. 59 00:02:28,185 --> 00:02:30,896 Are you telling me that the super-villains got in here with a Swiffer? 60 00:02:30,979 --> 00:02:32,856 Of course, they didn't. And that's your in. 61 00:02:32,939 --> 00:02:34,941 Somebody's cleaning up after these motherfuckers, 62 00:02:35,025 --> 00:02:38,570 which probably means it's someone that works in the building. 63 00:02:38,654 --> 00:02:40,280 A little pro-police hack: 64 00:02:40,364 --> 00:02:43,492 when investigating the super-rich, talk to the help. 65 00:02:43,575 --> 00:02:45,952 Rich people are constantly doing dumb shit in front of them. 66 00:02:46,036 --> 00:02:48,121 She's right. And they probably paid off the police. 67 00:02:48,205 --> 00:02:50,082 You know, two cops showed up at the dry cleaners 68 00:02:50,165 --> 00:02:52,668 to "find" Nicky's body. 69 00:02:52,751 --> 00:02:53,835 Do you know these two cops? 70 00:02:54,711 --> 00:02:56,213 Oh, yeah! 71 00:02:56,296 --> 00:02:58,215 Okay, so that one over there is Bobby. 72 00:02:58,298 --> 00:03:00,092 And that's my good friend Freddy. 73 00:03:00,175 --> 00:03:01,301 You know, he tells the best… 74 00:03:01,385 --> 00:03:03,053 Are you fucking kidding me? 75 00:03:03,136 --> 00:03:05,305 Do you actually know how many people are in the NYPD? 76 00:03:05,389 --> 00:03:07,808 And even if I could ID these guys, I wouldn't. 77 00:03:07,891 --> 00:03:10,769 Because the last guy that tried to expose dirty cops 78 00:03:10,852 --> 00:03:12,813 had to move to Florida. 79 00:03:12,896 --> 00:03:14,439 God, does that mean he got killed? 80 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:17,567 No, it means he actually has to live in Florida. 81 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:19,861 Oh, my God. 82 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:22,531 What… What about taking our finger to a lab? 83 00:03:22,614 --> 00:03:23,615 Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:23,699 --> 00:03:25,659 I mean, if it isn't Jay Pflug's, whose is it? 85 00:03:25,742 --> 00:03:28,120 I hear you, but I'm gonna have to get back to you guys on that one. 86 00:03:28,203 --> 00:03:30,664 I gotta head to the preschool, I'm on snack duty. 87 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:32,541 A Black gay parent can't also be 88 00:03:32,624 --> 00:03:34,126 hauling some random-ass finger around. 89 00:03:34,209 --> 00:03:37,212 Okay, fair, fair. But what about Sofia? 90 00:03:37,295 --> 00:03:39,464 She's the one that gave us the cards to get in here. 91 00:03:39,548 --> 00:03:41,758 - She must know something. - I'll question her. 92 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:44,761 She and I had a bit of a connection in Staten Island. 93 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:48,306 If there's anything to say, she'll say it to me. 94 00:03:50,016 --> 00:03:53,019 So, that's it? There's nothing to find here? 95 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:55,522 Well, whoever cleaned up in here missed one thing. 96 00:03:55,605 --> 00:03:56,815 Oh, did you find a weapon? 97 00:03:56,898 --> 00:03:59,067 Worse. Shrimp tails. 98 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:02,195 You know, they can commit murder, they can take away our podcast, 99 00:04:02,279 --> 00:04:06,533 but nobody, nobody eats my wedding shrimp. 100 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:10,620 I paid for six tubs of shrimp, 101 00:04:10,704 --> 00:04:13,081 and only five made it back to my apartment. 102 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,958 So, these people saw my shrimp 103 00:04:15,041 --> 00:04:17,002 unattended in the lobby and just helped themselves. 104 00:04:17,085 --> 00:04:18,879 I mean, what kind of world is this? 105 00:04:18,962 --> 00:04:20,547 Are we nothing but animals? 106 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:23,049 Oliver, it's possible that their shrimp 107 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:24,843 had nothing to do with your shrimp. 108 00:04:24,926 --> 00:04:26,470 Charles, don't you share my outrage? 109 00:04:29,097 --> 00:04:30,223 What is he doing? 110 00:04:30,307 --> 00:04:32,809 Oh, my God, he's swiping. 111 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:35,479 Uh, Charles, are you on the apps? 112 00:04:35,562 --> 00:04:36,730 Oh, uh, yeah. 113 00:04:36,813 --> 00:04:39,733 I, uh, joined a dating service for sexy seniors. 114 00:04:39,816 --> 00:04:41,234 It's called, uh, Last Gasp. 115 00:04:41,318 --> 00:04:43,236 You're on Last Gasp? 116 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,947 Okay, very soon I'm gonna be a good friend, 117 00:04:46,031 --> 00:04:49,367 but it has been a rough few days and I'm desperate for a laugh. 118 00:04:49,451 --> 00:04:51,578 May I see your profile? 119 00:04:53,747 --> 00:04:55,332 Okay. 120 00:04:55,415 --> 00:04:57,626 Your picture is a signed headshot. 121 00:04:57,709 --> 00:04:59,753 I'm already feeling better. 122 00:04:59,836 --> 00:05:02,172 Uh, you appear to have checked the box "bi-curious." 123 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:04,549 I thought it said "bi-coastal." 124 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:06,218 That explains some of the responses. 125 00:05:06,301 --> 00:05:08,595 Okay, I need one more good laugh… 126 00:05:08,678 --> 00:05:10,514 …and yes, there it is. 127 00:05:10,597 --> 00:05:13,225 Under, "Looking for," you've said, "Clicker." 128 00:05:13,308 --> 00:05:14,935 Well, yeah, I can't… I can't find it anywhere. 129 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:16,978 Plus, I think it's kinda cool that a TV star 130 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:18,396 can't find his clicker, 131 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,815 'cause it's so relatable. 132 00:05:19,898 --> 00:05:21,817 Yeah, I'm your friend again. 133 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,318 Honestly, Charles, 134 00:05:23,401 --> 00:05:25,278 I… I'm really glad that you're getting out there. 135 00:05:25,362 --> 00:05:27,489 Well, thank you. And this little, uh, side venture 136 00:05:27,572 --> 00:05:29,282 won't take my focus away from the case. 137 00:05:29,366 --> 00:05:30,826 I'm going to see Sofia. 138 00:05:30,909 --> 00:05:32,786 And… Oh, boy. 139 00:05:32,869 --> 00:05:36,790 Mm, Betty Grable, yum, yum, yum. 140 00:05:36,873 --> 00:05:38,917 I wouldn't mind having a… 141 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,088 So, I need to be away from whatever is happening here. 142 00:05:43,171 --> 00:05:45,423 We are gonna go question the building staff 143 00:05:45,507 --> 00:05:46,967 and you've got Sofia. 144 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:49,469 Don't fuck it up, Charles. 145 00:05:51,596 --> 00:05:53,765 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Yeah! What… 146 00:05:53,849 --> 00:05:56,101 Phallic knickknack down, eyes on me. 147 00:05:56,184 --> 00:05:57,519 What is going on with you? 148 00:05:57,602 --> 00:05:58,812 What do you mean? Nothing. 149 00:05:58,895 --> 00:06:01,147 You're lifting weights, you're acting weird. 150 00:06:01,231 --> 00:06:02,649 What are you talking about? It's nothing. 151 00:06:02,732 --> 00:06:05,277 I'm just taking a new multivitamin. 152 00:06:08,196 --> 00:06:09,948 I'm taking testosterone. 153 00:06:10,031 --> 00:06:11,491 What? Why? 154 00:06:11,575 --> 00:06:15,036 My doctor asked me if I wanted to join a trial group of guys my age. 155 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,789 It's supposed to build bone strength and give you energy. 156 00:06:17,873 --> 00:06:19,499 - Is it working? - I think so. 157 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:21,877 I mean, uh, my mouth tastes like pennies. 158 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,630 Yesterday, I opened a pickle jar like it was no thang. 159 00:06:25,714 --> 00:06:27,591 And I think it's affecting my pheromones. 160 00:06:27,674 --> 00:06:29,885 I'm being followed by cats. 161 00:06:34,639 --> 00:06:37,350 And you know what? If I'm being honest… 162 00:06:38,476 --> 00:06:41,396 I am really fighting the urge to pick you up right now. 163 00:06:41,479 --> 00:06:43,398 - Oh, please don't. - Coming at ya! 164 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:45,275 No! Oh, no, no, Charles, please. 165 00:06:45,358 --> 00:06:46,776 Put me down. Charles, don't. 166 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,862 Charles! Ahh! 167 00:07:41,247 --> 00:07:44,834 Ooh, the Arconia downstairs. 168 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:46,211 Very Downton Abbey. 169 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:50,465 Will we turn a corner and find a whole room of people 170 00:07:50,548 --> 00:07:52,509 merrily polishing spoons? 171 00:07:57,931 --> 00:07:59,224 Oh, hey, Randall. 172 00:07:59,307 --> 00:08:00,308 Can we ask you a question? 173 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,560 Yes, it involves a secret gaming parlor 174 00:08:02,644 --> 00:08:03,645 in The Arconia. 175 00:08:03,728 --> 00:08:05,522 Uh, is this another building test? 176 00:08:05,605 --> 00:08:07,774 - Was, uh, this in the ledger? - Randall? 177 00:08:07,857 --> 00:08:09,359 - Hm? Hm? - No need for you 178 00:08:09,442 --> 00:08:11,069 to drop off Miss Morton's prescription. 179 00:08:11,152 --> 00:08:12,654 LESTR here already got it. 180 00:08:12,737 --> 00:08:14,489 Uh, Miss Morton likes when I drop it off, so… 181 00:08:14,572 --> 00:08:15,615 Already done. 182 00:08:15,699 --> 00:08:17,701 LESTR here is not a stupid human who needs sleep. 183 00:08:17,784 --> 00:08:19,452 All of the deliveries are done overnight. 184 00:08:19,536 --> 00:08:21,121 Wonderful. 185 00:08:22,706 --> 00:08:24,916 Not used to seeing you two around these parts. 186 00:08:24,999 --> 00:08:26,000 Investigating? 187 00:08:27,001 --> 00:08:28,545 - Well… - No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry. 188 00:08:28,628 --> 00:08:31,381 My days of trying to join your little trio are over. 189 00:08:31,464 --> 00:08:32,966 I have traded up. 190 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:34,759 Information is power, 191 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:37,762 and LESTR here is a hotbed of building gossip. 192 00:08:37,846 --> 00:08:39,097 LESTR, hit 'em with a nugget. 193 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,225 Dr. Grover Stanley in apartment 6C has Crohn's. 194 00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:46,354 Ooh! I do get an endorphin rush off facts about neighbors. 195 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,772 Gimme another one, little guy. 196 00:08:47,856 --> 00:08:49,566 Not now, Oliver. There's Ursula. 197 00:08:49,649 --> 00:08:50,650 Oh. 198 00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:53,361 Mrs. Beroni's third cousin has gout. 199 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,447 I said it can't be all medical gossip. 200 00:09:00,285 --> 00:09:03,246 Hey girl…sula, what's up? 201 00:09:03,329 --> 00:09:04,581 Drop the act. 202 00:09:04,664 --> 00:09:06,791 We both know there's something urgent to discuss. 203 00:09:10,712 --> 00:09:12,922 Gut Milk now comes as a pellet. 204 00:09:13,006 --> 00:09:15,967 Same ingredients, just hardened into a little ball. 205 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:19,387 You can use it like a lozenge or a suppository, 206 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,347 depending on what floats your boat. 207 00:09:21,431 --> 00:09:23,725 Oh, you solved a problem I didn't know I had. 208 00:09:23,808 --> 00:09:25,477 How many cartons should I put you down for? 209 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,312 Depends. 210 00:09:27,395 --> 00:09:28,605 Ursula, I'm sure you know 211 00:09:28,688 --> 00:09:30,690 that there's a gaming parlor in this building. 212 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:32,942 I don't know. 213 00:09:33,026 --> 00:09:35,403 - Is there a gaming parlor in the building? - Okay, okay. 214 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,072 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. 215 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,202 The casino? Sure. 216 00:09:42,285 --> 00:09:43,870 Worst kept secret in the building. 217 00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:46,539 Now, if there's an open position as dealer 218 00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:50,418 or… I'll say what we're all thinking… exotic dancer, let me know. 219 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,253 I'm in the market for a side hustle. 220 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:54,380 Isn't Gut Milk your side hustle? 221 00:09:54,464 --> 00:09:58,343 Honey, working here, you can't depend on tips anymore. 222 00:09:58,426 --> 00:10:00,220 Not when all the tenants are moving out. 223 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:01,429 Sad to see. 224 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,974 And now, they're hiring robots to replace us. 225 00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:07,143 Matter of time till I'm on the street. 226 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:10,313 Look, we believe that there was a murder in that gaming parlor, 227 00:10:10,396 --> 00:10:14,192 but when we went to look for evidence, it had all been cleaned up. 228 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:15,568 Do you know anything about that? 229 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:19,072 Lester was tight-lipped about what went on in that room. 230 00:10:19,155 --> 00:10:22,659 But I know all service work had to go through one person. 231 00:10:22,742 --> 00:10:25,245 He let a name slip once. 232 00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:26,663 Tommy the Tongue. 233 00:10:26,746 --> 00:10:29,624 The Tongue? What does that mean? 234 00:10:29,707 --> 00:10:32,252 Multiple tongues? No tongue? Split tongue? 235 00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,045 Maybe he was there that night. 236 00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:36,214 Maybe it's Tommy's finger. 237 00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:39,759 Ursula, do you happen to know if he was missing a finger? 238 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:42,053 And if so, if he put it in my wedding shrimp? 239 00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:45,807 You got a lot of nerve, you know that? 240 00:10:46,808 --> 00:10:50,186 Coming around here, asking questions. 241 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:51,896 We're looking into this for Lester. 242 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:56,192 I'd take a bullet for that little Monopoly man. 243 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:59,779 But you two and the white-haired guy, 244 00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:03,158 you were the beginning of the end for this place. 245 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:27,765 Tommy the Tongue? What the…? 246 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:30,935 Hey. 247 00:11:32,979 --> 00:11:34,272 Hello, Savage. 248 00:11:37,859 --> 00:11:40,153 Shall we find a nice quiet booth? 249 00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:42,572 Marone! 250 00:11:46,659 --> 00:11:50,371 Okay, clearly, Ursula does not wanna talk to us. 251 00:11:50,455 --> 00:11:53,583 But whoever cleaned had to have thrown stuff out in the trash. 252 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,251 - Right, right, right. - Which means someone here 253 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,878 still has access to evidence. 254 00:11:56,961 --> 00:11:58,671 Right. Well, at least until tomorrow. 255 00:11:58,755 --> 00:12:01,507 Isn't that trash day? Oh, my God, we're on a clock. 256 00:12:01,591 --> 00:12:03,843 - I love a clock. - You know who we should talk to? 257 00:12:03,927 --> 00:12:05,178 Gary, the trash guy. 258 00:12:05,261 --> 00:12:07,222 Yes! Yes. Gary and I go way back. 259 00:12:07,305 --> 00:12:09,682 In fact, he was the one who rescued my Tony in '94 260 00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:11,392 when I accidentally put it down the chute. 261 00:12:11,476 --> 00:12:12,518 Your Tony? 262 00:12:12,602 --> 00:12:14,604 My Tony Robbins bobblehead. 263 00:12:14,687 --> 00:12:17,273 I got it on the last night of the seminar when I walked the hot coals. 264 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:18,441 I told you that. 265 00:12:21,861 --> 00:12:23,071 Uh, Gary? 266 00:12:27,116 --> 00:12:28,159 Gary's dead. 267 00:12:28,243 --> 00:12:29,285 Oh. 268 00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:32,080 To me. He retired. 269 00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:35,750 Said, "there's more to life than building trash." 270 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,422 - I'm Miller. - Ah. 271 00:12:41,506 --> 00:12:44,425 Well, uh, welcome to the building, Miller. 272 00:12:44,509 --> 00:12:46,135 I started three years ago. 273 00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:48,388 Sorry I missed that. 274 00:12:48,471 --> 00:12:49,472 I'm Oliver. 275 00:12:49,555 --> 00:12:51,516 Of course. And you're Mabel. 276 00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:53,101 I know you both. 277 00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:56,271 So, you listen to our podcast? 278 00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:57,563 Nah. 279 00:12:58,439 --> 00:13:00,441 Doesn't come through on this. 280 00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,569 Where's Charles, by the way? 281 00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:06,239 And how's he reacting to the testosterone? 282 00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:08,783 Nice to see him prioritizing his libido. 283 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:12,620 Mm, okay, so really wish I didn't know that. 284 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,330 But it does explain a lot. 285 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,581 Sorry. 286 00:13:15,665 --> 00:13:18,376 You get to know people when you do their trash. 287 00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:22,297 Speaking of, Oliver, I can't believe you threw away that offer. 288 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,257 - Okay. - Offer? What offer? 289 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,801 - On his apartment. - It was nothing, it was nothing. 290 00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:29,679 Generous, too. Felt like more than the going rate 291 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,222 for a two bedroom in this building. 292 00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:33,808 Why didn't you tell me about this? 293 00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:39,022 Listen, uh, um, Miller, has any unusual trash recently come in, 294 00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:41,274 uh, uh, perhaps from the gaming parlor? 295 00:13:41,357 --> 00:13:42,650 Uh… 296 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,653 Maybe something concerning "Tommy the Tongue"? 297 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,238 Time for you all to leave. 298 00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,825 I don't believe in sharing my garbage. 299 00:13:50,908 --> 00:13:52,410 Not with upstairs folk. 300 00:13:52,493 --> 00:13:54,203 Trash! 301 00:13:54,287 --> 00:13:55,621 - Go, go! - Come on, pick it up! 302 00:13:55,705 --> 00:13:57,457 We're leaving. 303 00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:05,298 I was starting to think you'd never call. 304 00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:07,008 And I was starting to think that maybe… 305 00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:08,092 Ma! 306 00:14:09,343 --> 00:14:10,595 I tried salad! 307 00:14:10,678 --> 00:14:12,346 Is this… Is this chicken the spicy kind? 308 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:14,140 Do they have noodles and butter? 309 00:14:15,141 --> 00:14:16,684 I had… I had to bring 'em. 310 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,812 It's Mikey's Birthday. He's 36 today. 311 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,732 But they're going to sit at their own table, 312 00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:24,358 like real adults! 313 00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:25,777 Mom, I'm drowning. 314 00:14:26,944 --> 00:14:28,362 Waiter, another martini, another round. 315 00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:30,156 - How are ya? - That's Mayor Tillman! 316 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:31,657 Don't be afraid to make these ones dirty. 317 00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:32,742 Charles? 318 00:14:32,825 --> 00:14:33,826 It's Mayor Tillman! 319 00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:35,286 Mr. Mayor! 320 00:14:35,369 --> 00:14:36,621 - What a surprise! - Hey, bring it in. 321 00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:38,623 Oh, we're doing this? 322 00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,541 Uh, this is Sofia Caccimelio. 323 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,751 Pleasure. 324 00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:45,379 I saw your picture in the paper next to the sad news 325 00:14:45,463 --> 00:14:47,924 about your husband. My condolences. 326 00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,675 - Tony, stop. - Ma! 327 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:51,552 - Shut the fuck up, shut up! - You shut up. 328 00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:53,137 How is the pod? 329 00:14:53,221 --> 00:14:55,139 Right, I'm… Hey, I'm still avail 330 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,891 to guest, FYI. 331 00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:59,310 Or, you know, I could just… I could just do sound effects. 332 00:14:59,393 --> 00:15:01,521 You know, throw in a, ya know, "honk-honk!" 333 00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:02,772 Or a, you know, 334 00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:03,981 "Where's the beef?" You know? 335 00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,942 - I don't know. - So funny, but it's not really, 336 00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:08,277 uh, that type of podcast. It's more murder-centric. 337 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:10,154 Oh. "Awooga!" 338 00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:12,365 That's a fun one, too. You know, it's… 339 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:14,242 So, get in touch with Romy and we'll set something up. 340 00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:16,285 - Okay, I'll be in touch. - Great. Okay. 341 00:15:16,369 --> 00:15:17,829 - Ooh. - Sorry. Oh! 342 00:15:17,912 --> 00:15:19,956 My body is brimming with male hormones right now. 343 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:22,500 - My handshake could crush a walnut. - Ah. Alright. 344 00:15:28,214 --> 00:15:29,215 Mm. 345 00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:34,804 Are we even allowed to be in the staff locker room? 346 00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:36,139 Feels wrong. 347 00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:39,183 Like… Like seeing the pilot on the plane using the bathroom. 348 00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,935 I mean, who's driving? 349 00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:43,020 Well, if we can't get the staff to talk, 350 00:15:43,104 --> 00:15:46,357 we'll just have to find the trash room key and get in there ourselves. 351 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,817 Ah, look. 352 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,236 Spare bulbs for the lobby chandelier, 353 00:15:50,319 --> 00:15:52,947 lint brushes for the doormen's uniforms. 354 00:15:54,532 --> 00:15:56,868 All little pieces of Arconiana. 355 00:15:57,994 --> 00:15:59,245 Oliver? 356 00:16:01,038 --> 00:16:02,623 Please don't move. 357 00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:05,960 I know you're an adult and you can do whatever you want, 358 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:09,589 but I committed to this building. I bought a couch. 359 00:16:09,672 --> 00:16:11,591 I'm not moving. 360 00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:13,259 The Arconia is my place. 361 00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:17,054 Speaking of. 362 00:16:17,847 --> 00:16:20,016 "Putnam sucks." 363 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:22,101 That's charming. 364 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,229 Wait a minute. 365 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:30,693 - Oh, my God. - Hey. 366 00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:33,613 You aren't supposed to be in here. 367 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,789 Uh, we… we were just leaving our holiday tips. 368 00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:46,751 Five months late, or seven months early, whatever is more believable. 369 00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:50,713 Oh, my God, Jose the Super! 370 00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:52,632 I… I thought you'd left the building. 371 00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:55,635 Just last week, I denied your request for a bidet. 372 00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:57,220 Randall, they saw the table. 373 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,349 So, this is your handiwork? 374 00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:04,227 Look, I did carve that. 375 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:08,648 I'm not proud of it, but this is not about Lester the human. 376 00:17:08,731 --> 00:17:10,441 - This is about the robot. - Mm. 377 00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:13,027 And what are the chances? The same week I start full-time, 378 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:16,614 they… they bring in this… this new gizmo that does my job 379 00:17:16,697 --> 00:17:18,366 - better and faster than me. - Mm-hmm. 380 00:17:18,449 --> 00:17:19,492 You think you aren't next? 381 00:17:19,575 --> 00:17:21,077 - Uh-huh. - Oh, my days are numbered. 382 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,621 The point is, we're dinosaurs. 383 00:17:23,704 --> 00:17:25,331 How long before cars start to park themselves? 384 00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:28,459 For years, we've taken care of these tenants. 385 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,211 And now that we're getting drummed out, 386 00:17:30,294 --> 00:17:32,672 you think any of them are standing up for us? 387 00:17:32,755 --> 00:17:34,590 I'll stand up for you. 388 00:17:35,424 --> 00:17:36,425 You will? 389 00:17:36,509 --> 00:17:38,427 This is how we get them to talk. Win their trust. 390 00:17:38,511 --> 00:17:40,221 Alright, people. 391 00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:42,765 Who's ready to fight? 392 00:17:42,848 --> 00:17:45,351 - Yeah. - Who's ready for a revolution? 393 00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:46,894 Yeah! 394 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,647 Who's ready for a building meeting? 395 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,023 I… 396 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,821 So, let's, uh, cut right to it. 397 00:17:57,947 --> 00:17:59,907 There's a secret room in the building where your husband 398 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,577 ran an illegal poker game. You gave me the key. 399 00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:05,413 Deck of cards. 400 00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:07,331 The king of hearts opened the gaming parlor. 401 00:18:07,415 --> 00:18:11,085 The deck of cards is a key. Of course. 402 00:18:11,168 --> 00:18:14,505 Well, add that to the list of things I didn't know about my husband. 403 00:18:15,923 --> 00:18:18,342 You're saying you had no idea what your husband was up to? 404 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:24,599 I'm more interested in what you're up to, Charles. 405 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:34,108 I see it's not someone's first time at hibachi. 406 00:18:34,191 --> 00:18:36,944 I'm known for my impressive mouth work. 407 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:45,286 But what's more impressive is your ability to change the topic. 408 00:18:54,295 --> 00:18:57,214 Mushroom! Heavy on the yum yum sauce. 409 00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:11,646 Nicky wasn't the thug they made him out to be. 410 00:19:11,729 --> 00:19:14,565 Everyone in my family was in… 411 00:19:16,484 --> 00:19:17,985 "construction." 412 00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:23,366 I was determined to find a husband who wasn't "in construction." 413 00:19:24,909 --> 00:19:29,288 And then I met Nicky, this sensitive kid, 414 00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:33,042 who worked at his family's dry cleaners and wrote poetry on the side. 415 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:36,879 When I'd come to pick up my pants, 416 00:19:36,962 --> 00:19:39,173 there'd be poems tucked in the pocket. 417 00:19:39,256 --> 00:19:41,967 - Aw. - They were terrible. 418 00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:44,011 Compared everything to a summer's day. 419 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,805 Me, the cat, 420 00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:50,142 even… a summer's day reminded him of a summer's day. 421 00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:54,563 When we were first married… 422 00:19:54,647 --> 00:19:57,441 we used to talk about leaving it all behind. 423 00:19:57,525 --> 00:20:00,820 We'd get a place in Positano and he'd write, 424 00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:02,113 I'd wear a big hat. 425 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,116 But the big hat never happened, did it? 426 00:20:05,199 --> 00:20:06,283 No. 427 00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:09,537 Not so much as a visor. 428 00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:15,167 I blame my mother. 429 00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:21,173 She doesn't respect men who aren't brutes. 430 00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:27,346 And she ground Nicky down until finally, he stopped writing 431 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:30,433 and became a liar and a cheat, 432 00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:33,018 just like every man I ever grew up with. 433 00:20:33,102 --> 00:20:35,980 Sounds like our mothers had a few things in common. 434 00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:37,982 Tell me more. 435 00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:40,151 Let's just say, she did a number on me. 436 00:20:45,656 --> 00:20:46,907 Excuse me, I… 437 00:20:47,908 --> 00:20:49,326 Grief is funny. 438 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,579 You never know when it's gonna… hit. 439 00:20:51,662 --> 00:20:54,165 Look, there can't be anything between us. 440 00:20:54,248 --> 00:20:55,249 I'm a professional. 441 00:20:55,332 --> 00:20:57,460 And I'm wearing red lingerie. 442 00:20:57,543 --> 00:20:59,170 Semi-professional. 443 00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:01,964 It's late. 444 00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:05,718 I'm gonna… Maybe you… you see me out to my minivan? 445 00:21:07,136 --> 00:21:08,471 Well, what about the boys? 446 00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:09,764 They're alright. 447 00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:12,141 They can take the bus home alone if they all stick together. 448 00:21:12,224 --> 00:21:14,393 Do you hear me? You all stick together. 449 00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:16,854 - We want to go play Fortnite. - Tony, we talked about this. 450 00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:19,231 - We're taking a break from screens. - What? 451 00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:20,691 Yeah, it's his birthday! 452 00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:23,027 So, Charles… 453 00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:26,071 what's it gonna be? 454 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:32,661 - Oh yeah. - Be safe, Mom! 455 00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:46,884 - Hello. - Hi. 456 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,427 Hi. How are ya? 457 00:21:48,511 --> 00:21:49,887 - Good. - Good to see you. 458 00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:51,680 - Any word from Charles? - Nothing. 459 00:21:51,764 --> 00:21:53,808 But we shouldn't panic. Charles is a grown man… 460 00:21:54,683 --> 00:21:57,394 who's on a downward spiral and strung out on T. 461 00:21:57,478 --> 00:21:59,480 Yes, quite possibly he's dead in a dumpster. 462 00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:01,816 Well, in other bad news, I went on the internet 463 00:22:01,899 --> 00:22:03,484 to search "Tommy the Tongue". 464 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:05,402 Didn't find anything that wasn't porn. 465 00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:08,072 I even begged Williams to run his name at the station. 466 00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:11,659 Mabel, I'm telling you, this building meeting is our ticket. 467 00:22:11,742 --> 00:22:13,410 We make the staff fall in love with us 468 00:22:13,494 --> 00:22:15,830 and tell us everything we need to know about Tommy the Tongue, 469 00:22:15,913 --> 00:22:17,832 all before the garbage truck gets here. 470 00:22:17,915 --> 00:22:20,626 Well, this little stunt isn't gonna do much for your ranking. 471 00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:21,836 My ranking? 472 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:24,004 Last night I was using LESTR's makeover app 473 00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:28,342 to try new beard styles, and I stumbled upon a feature. 474 00:22:29,009 --> 00:22:32,638 A ranking system for each tenant in the building. 475 00:22:32,721 --> 00:22:34,557 We all have a numerical value. 476 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,684 Isn't that dystopian and fabulous? 477 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:39,270 And the robot decides our value how? 478 00:22:39,353 --> 00:22:41,647 Some combination of dead Lester's paperwork, 479 00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:42,982 which was all uploaded, 480 00:22:43,065 --> 00:22:45,609 gossip that I've whispered into his listening device, 481 00:22:45,693 --> 00:22:47,236 and a certain je ne sais quoi, 482 00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,989 which he will never reveal. 483 00:22:50,072 --> 00:22:51,490 And don't bother asking your ranking, 484 00:22:51,574 --> 00:22:53,158 because you will have to die not knowing. 485 00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:55,661 Okay, Mabel, you're four. 486 00:22:55,744 --> 00:22:57,371 I'm four? 487 00:22:57,454 --> 00:22:58,581 That's not bad. 488 00:22:58,664 --> 00:23:01,041 - Wait, is THĒ above me? - I do not need to know my number. 489 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,210 I'm very confident with my place in this building. 490 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:05,588 Whatever you say, Mr. 237. 491 00:23:05,671 --> 00:23:06,964 Two-thirty-seven? 492 00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:08,966 Outta how ma… 493 00:23:09,049 --> 00:23:11,427 You know what? I don't need to know. 494 00:23:13,762 --> 00:23:15,389 Welcome, welcome! 495 00:23:15,472 --> 00:23:18,309 Welcome to my building meeting. 496 00:23:19,476 --> 00:23:20,895 Welcome, all of you. 497 00:23:20,978 --> 00:23:22,855 Let's begin, shall we? 498 00:23:22,938 --> 00:23:26,358 So, I'm Oliver Putnam and all that hoopla. 499 00:23:28,527 --> 00:23:32,114 And I am thrilled to be your host at Arconia-Con, 500 00:23:32,197 --> 00:23:35,284 the first ever tenant-staff mingle fest. 501 00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:36,660 There are no snacks. 502 00:23:36,744 --> 00:23:38,162 Today… 503 00:23:38,245 --> 00:23:41,081 …we're gonna get real about changes in the building, and… 504 00:23:42,374 --> 00:23:43,751 real about feelings. 505 00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:46,503 Get to it, Temptation Island starts in ten. 506 00:23:46,587 --> 00:23:48,005 Now, I know it's hard to believe 507 00:23:48,088 --> 00:23:51,258 based on my impeccable hairline and baby smooth legs, 508 00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:55,846 but I have lived in this building a long time. 509 00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:58,265 And of course, it's changed over the years, 510 00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,517 that's to be expected. 511 00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:04,021 But there are some changes that we shouldn't stand for. 512 00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:07,650 And I think I speak for all of us tenants when I say 513 00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:11,487 that we are not gonna sit back and let our beloved staff 514 00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:14,365 be replaced by soulless machines. 515 00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:17,201 Yeah! That's right! 516 00:24:17,284 --> 00:24:18,953 Now, listen, I love the staff, 517 00:24:19,036 --> 00:24:22,456 but as a man with perpetual, contagious pink eye… 518 00:24:22,539 --> 00:24:24,792 and I mean it's really contagious. 519 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,752 A-And I just got it like two days ago again, 520 00:24:26,835 --> 00:24:28,921 and I could blink too hard and ugh! 521 00:24:29,004 --> 00:24:30,547 I mean, that's it for you, kid. 522 00:24:30,631 --> 00:24:34,718 I like to have my packages delivered by machines. 523 00:24:34,802 --> 00:24:36,637 I like that I don't have 524 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,847 to make small talk with the robot. 525 00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:40,349 - Or tip it. - Yeah. 526 00:24:40,432 --> 00:24:43,978 I believe a building is about the people. 527 00:24:44,061 --> 00:24:46,647 That's why I've gotten to know each of you. 528 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:48,857 Who… Who owns a pet. 529 00:24:48,941 --> 00:24:51,652 And which one of you is more likely to forget their umbrella. 530 00:24:51,735 --> 00:24:52,987 LESTR knows all that. 531 00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:55,614 Umbrella forgetters, in alphabetical order: 532 00:24:55,698 --> 00:24:57,866 - Sarah Russell, apartment 2B… - Shut up, Big Hero 6! 533 00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:58,993 I'll say it. 534 00:24:59,076 --> 00:25:02,079 Either this robot goes, or we do! 535 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:11,130 Okay, well, how about a little sing-along to break the tension? 536 00:25:11,213 --> 00:25:13,215 We're not gonna sing for you. You turned this place 537 00:25:13,298 --> 00:25:14,842 into the murder building! 538 00:25:14,925 --> 00:25:16,802 Lester the human 539 00:25:16,885 --> 00:25:19,430 would still be our doorman, if it weren't for you! 540 00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:21,056 Feels like a leap. 541 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:23,726 But let's get back to the sing-along. Who knows Send in the Clowns? 542 00:25:23,809 --> 00:25:26,228 The Judy Collins or the Glynis Johns? 543 00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:27,312 Who do you think? 544 00:25:35,529 --> 00:25:37,406 Hey, Charles? 545 00:25:37,489 --> 00:25:39,324 What the hell's going on, and where's your other shoe? 546 00:25:39,408 --> 00:25:40,951 I don't need my other shoe to do… 547 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,914 - Move. - Okay, yeah. 548 00:25:45,998 --> 00:25:47,916 First of all, no. And whatever this is, 549 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,544 nobody else needs to see it. Come with me. 550 00:25:50,627 --> 00:25:53,464 Brazzos just became Booze-os. 551 00:25:53,547 --> 00:25:55,174 They're not taking this seriously. 552 00:25:55,257 --> 00:25:57,676 Okay, uh… uh, let's get back to the robot, can we? 553 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,803 Yeah, let's get back to the robot, shall we? 554 00:25:59,887 --> 00:26:02,264 Everybody. 555 00:26:02,347 --> 00:26:05,893 Everyone. P… Please, this is more than just a building, 556 00:26:05,976 --> 00:26:07,352 this is our community. 557 00:26:07,436 --> 00:26:10,939 This robot is the best thing that ever happened to this building. 558 00:26:12,274 --> 00:26:14,318 In fact, come here, LESTR. 559 00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:16,278 Let's show 'em what you can do, babe. 560 00:26:17,571 --> 00:26:18,572 Babe? 561 00:26:18,655 --> 00:26:20,282 Babe! 562 00:26:20,365 --> 00:26:21,992 Wait, where'd he go? 563 00:26:22,076 --> 00:26:23,243 Where's my short king? 564 00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:27,122 Oh, sweet Jesus. 565 00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:28,582 He's been taken. 566 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:34,171 Alright, Mabel, I know I don't normally share with you 567 00:26:34,254 --> 00:26:35,631 on matters of erotica. 568 00:26:35,714 --> 00:26:37,382 - Yeah, for good reason. - Yeah. 569 00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:39,176 But last night… 570 00:26:40,886 --> 00:26:42,971 - kissing happened. - What? 571 00:26:43,055 --> 00:26:45,808 It happened in the back of Sofia's minivan, 572 00:26:45,891 --> 00:26:48,102 you know, which is not easy because of… 573 00:26:48,185 --> 00:26:50,354 …you know, all the boys' hockey equipment 574 00:26:50,437 --> 00:26:52,856 and the, uh, old Lunchable wrappers, 575 00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,358 you know, sticking to our skin. 576 00:26:54,441 --> 00:26:57,402 But it was kinda… kind of a magical night. 577 00:26:57,486 --> 00:26:59,196 Charles! 578 00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:01,115 Has the testosterone affected your brain? 579 00:27:01,907 --> 00:27:04,785 Yeah, I know about that. And don't get mad at Oliver. 580 00:27:04,868 --> 00:27:06,703 It was the new trash guy that outed you. 581 00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:08,539 What? 582 00:27:08,622 --> 00:27:10,374 What happened to Gary? 583 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:14,294 You see that? I remembered his name. 584 00:27:14,378 --> 00:27:17,506 Yes, the testosterone is working, it's making me sharper. 585 00:27:17,589 --> 00:27:20,759 You hooked up with a suspect! She could be using you. 586 00:27:20,843 --> 00:27:22,761 Oh, well, if she's using me, 587 00:27:22,845 --> 00:27:25,430 how come I'm the one who came away with all the information, 588 00:27:25,514 --> 00:27:27,558 and she went away with nothing? 589 00:27:27,641 --> 00:27:29,017 Fine, tell me. What'd you learn? 590 00:27:29,101 --> 00:27:32,729 Oh, I'll tell ya a few, uh, little tidbits. 591 00:27:32,813 --> 00:27:36,066 Like, uh, well first of all, that woman can mouth-catch 592 00:27:36,149 --> 00:27:38,819 like a bear going for upstream salmon. 593 00:27:38,902 --> 00:27:41,321 I don't know what that proves, but it's going on the board. 594 00:27:41,405 --> 00:27:44,491 What about Tommy the Tongue? Did you get anything on that? 595 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:48,036 Well, didn't get anything on Tommy, but I did get a little… 596 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,830 - Charles! - I was gonna say "tongue". 597 00:27:49,913 --> 00:27:51,206 Oh, my God! 598 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:53,292 - Stop slut-shaming me! - Great. 599 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:57,045 So, we are still exactly nowhere on Tommy. 600 00:27:58,213 --> 00:27:59,798 Alright. 601 00:27:59,882 --> 00:28:03,010 Okay. This is my fault. 602 00:28:03,093 --> 00:28:05,846 Uh, you know, I… I've been feeling a little down lately, 603 00:28:05,929 --> 00:28:09,016 and I thought the answer might be for me to find my person. 604 00:28:09,099 --> 00:28:10,809 You know, my Loretta. 605 00:28:10,893 --> 00:28:13,645 But I got carried away, 606 00:28:13,729 --> 00:28:17,316 and I'm sorry I didn't find out anything about Tommy. 607 00:28:17,399 --> 00:28:19,109 I just wish we could ask Lester. 608 00:28:20,402 --> 00:28:21,862 Maybe we can? 609 00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:26,199 Howard said that Lester's Arconia paperwork 610 00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:28,994 got uploaded into the robot. 611 00:28:29,077 --> 00:28:31,038 - So, basically, we just have to… - Oh, no! 612 00:28:31,121 --> 00:28:33,749 …get our hands on the… 613 00:28:33,832 --> 00:28:35,292 That was the robot, wasn't it? 614 00:28:37,377 --> 00:28:38,837 What the fuck? 615 00:28:47,512 --> 00:28:49,222 Two doormen in two weeks. 616 00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,226 Babe! 617 00:28:57,773 --> 00:29:00,275 So, update from my corner. 618 00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,945 The garbage trucks came, so any evidence is gone. 619 00:29:03,028 --> 00:29:04,947 Charles hooked up, got no real information, 620 00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:06,406 and smells like lunch meat. 621 00:29:06,490 --> 00:29:09,242 Yeah, but I've never felt more connected to my body. 622 00:29:09,326 --> 00:29:11,828 N-Not now, Charles, I've just been through something. 623 00:29:11,912 --> 00:29:14,957 You have? That robot was my best friend. 624 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,709 - What about Sevelyn and Gravey? - Oh, fuck those two. 625 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:20,879 Everyone says a cat and dog can't be friends, 626 00:29:20,963 --> 00:29:23,465 but they've made me a third wheel in my own home. 627 00:29:23,548 --> 00:29:25,550 I've been kicked out of my bed. 628 00:29:25,634 --> 00:29:27,135 I'm on the couch, Charles. 629 00:29:27,219 --> 00:29:29,972 - Well, you're always welcome here. - We both know that's not true. 630 00:29:30,555 --> 00:29:34,101 After years of being rejected by you three, 631 00:29:34,184 --> 00:29:36,853 that robot gave me a place in this building. 632 00:29:36,937 --> 00:29:38,730 He made me important. 633 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:42,567 I was the lovable despot I always knew I could be. 634 00:29:43,652 --> 00:29:45,988 But now, LESTR is gone. 635 00:29:46,071 --> 00:29:48,782 He is gone, and ain't nothin' gonna bring him back. 636 00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:54,079 Oh, look! A new one's on its way. 637 00:29:54,162 --> 00:29:56,206 And this one connects to my Gmail. 638 00:29:56,289 --> 00:29:58,834 I gotta go get my charging dock ready. 639 00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:01,044 Oliver! Mabel! 640 00:30:02,421 --> 00:30:04,756 I wanted to thank you for that meeting. 641 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,592 People downstairs are calling it "an abject failure," 642 00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:08,969 but I thought it was nice. 643 00:30:09,052 --> 00:30:12,431 Not every day upstairs people stand up for us. 644 00:30:12,514 --> 00:30:14,683 I wish it had amounted to more, you know. 645 00:30:14,766 --> 00:30:17,436 Sadly, this building is changing whether we want it to or not. 646 00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,521 True. But on the plus side, 647 00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:21,023 I got to kill a robot. 648 00:30:21,106 --> 00:30:22,649 And go above ground. 649 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,735 So, as a thank you, I brought you this. 650 00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:31,533 Ah. 651 00:30:31,616 --> 00:30:34,369 As you can see, it's a portrait of Lester, our old doorman. 652 00:30:34,453 --> 00:30:35,829 - Oh, of course. - Right. 653 00:30:35,912 --> 00:30:37,914 The re… resemblance is uncanny. 654 00:30:37,998 --> 00:30:39,583 Yeah, Outsider Art is very pretty… 655 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:44,004 Plus, his features are made of the garbage you wanted. 656 00:30:44,087 --> 00:30:45,922 The garbage from the night Lester died? 657 00:30:46,006 --> 00:30:47,841 Yep. 658 00:30:47,924 --> 00:30:49,301 Enjoy. 659 00:30:49,384 --> 00:30:50,844 But don't throw it out. 660 00:30:50,927 --> 00:30:52,012 I'll know. 661 00:30:52,345 --> 00:30:53,346 Uh… 662 00:30:54,598 --> 00:30:56,767 Sorry, Garbage Lester, 663 00:30:56,850 --> 00:30:59,603 but there might be a clue in here. 664 00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:02,773 Hey! Hey, Miller. 665 00:31:02,856 --> 00:31:04,608 Miller, Miller. 666 00:31:04,691 --> 00:31:06,693 I… I was wondering if you, by any chance… 667 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:08,320 Still had the offer? 668 00:31:12,324 --> 00:31:14,201 Maybe a fresh start would be good. 669 00:31:15,535 --> 00:31:16,745 See ya, Miller. Thanks. 670 00:31:19,623 --> 00:31:22,542 Um, okay. Uh, I have to tell you something, 671 00:31:22,626 --> 00:31:24,377 uh, but you have to promise you won't be mad. 672 00:31:25,378 --> 00:31:27,547 I can't find my phone. Are you mad? 673 00:31:27,631 --> 00:31:30,175 What? Y-Yes, we are mad. 674 00:31:30,258 --> 00:31:31,885 Well, I think I might have left it in the minivan. 675 00:31:31,968 --> 00:31:33,345 Or Sofia stole it. 676 00:31:33,428 --> 00:31:35,889 Charles, please tell me you don't have any pictures 677 00:31:35,972 --> 00:31:38,100 of Nicky's body on your phone from the autopsy. 678 00:31:38,183 --> 00:31:40,644 Oh, shoot. N… Oh. Yeah… Uh, one. 679 00:31:40,727 --> 00:31:42,562 It was, uh, my screensaver. 680 00:31:42,646 --> 00:31:44,356 Pictures of our murder board? 681 00:31:44,439 --> 00:31:46,066 O-One… Just a few. 682 00:31:46,149 --> 00:31:47,734 One or two… dozen. 683 00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:50,654 Okay, this, um, sucks. 684 00:31:50,737 --> 00:31:52,322 But at least she doesn't have your passcode. 685 00:31:53,031 --> 00:31:54,699 I did happen to reveal that. 686 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:56,785 But you know how you're organically talking 687 00:31:56,868 --> 00:31:58,787 about, like, the number three, 688 00:31:58,870 --> 00:32:01,456 and then you're very proud of your passcode, 689 00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:03,500 so you just kind of blurt it out? 690 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:06,711 Okay, okay. Don't panic, don't panic, um… 691 00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:09,214 I'm gonna do Find My Phone. 692 00:32:09,297 --> 00:32:11,466 - Oh, we need to find my phone. - Yeah, I set up my app 693 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:14,010 so I can locate both your phones at any time. 694 00:32:14,094 --> 00:32:15,846 Wow, Mabel's obsessed with us. 695 00:32:15,929 --> 00:32:17,347 Okay, it looks like the phone 696 00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:19,558 is at Sofia's house on Staten Island. 697 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,601 Okay, it's all very innocent. I'll just call her up 698 00:32:21,685 --> 00:32:23,520 and tell her I'll come pick up the phone, 699 00:32:23,603 --> 00:32:24,896 plus a little extra. 700 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,356 - Can we not? - Jesus. 701 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,234 Wait, the phone… The phone is on the move. 702 00:32:29,317 --> 00:32:31,361 Where's it going? 703 00:32:31,444 --> 00:32:33,530 Oliver, get your car, we're gonna intercept her. 704 00:32:33,613 --> 00:32:35,240 - Charles, get the Lester garbage face. - Okay. 705 00:32:35,323 --> 00:32:36,867 - Come on! Put your drink down. - Alright. 706 00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:39,411 Hurry! 707 00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:47,085 I gotta say, looking through this garbage feels like a dead-end. 708 00:32:47,169 --> 00:32:48,712 I don't even know what I'm looking for. 709 00:32:48,795 --> 00:32:51,381 Well, just keep looking. It's the least you can do. 710 00:32:51,464 --> 00:32:54,634 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, Sofia, AKA your phone, 711 00:32:54,718 --> 00:32:56,636 is close by now, just a couple more blocks. 712 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,054 What is she doing in Flatbush? 713 00:32:58,138 --> 00:33:01,308 I don't know, but maybe you could shop for apartments while we're here. 714 00:33:02,642 --> 00:33:05,061 I saw you take the offer back. He's moving. 715 00:33:05,145 --> 00:33:06,897 What? How have you not told us? 716 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:09,441 Right? The only story you keep to yourself 717 00:33:09,524 --> 00:33:11,318 is the only one we actually care about. 718 00:33:11,401 --> 00:33:13,028 I always thought they were gonna have to carry you 719 00:33:13,111 --> 00:33:15,405 - out of that building loafers first. - Exactly. 720 00:33:15,488 --> 00:33:18,283 You know, I'm… I'm… I'm just entertaining the idea. 721 00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:20,577 Okay? And Mable, even if I do move, 722 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:22,662 you're young, you'll forget about me in a couple of weeks. 723 00:33:22,746 --> 00:33:25,207 No, I wouldn't. You're my friends. 724 00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:27,542 Well, the first real friends I've had in a while. 725 00:33:27,626 --> 00:33:29,419 I thought we'd stay in the building 726 00:33:29,502 --> 00:33:31,838 and continue to make this podcast something real. 727 00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:34,674 A-Again, I'm just… I'm just entertaining it. 728 00:33:34,758 --> 00:33:36,301 Hey, look at this, this is interesting. 729 00:33:36,384 --> 00:33:37,844 Is that Lester's handwriting? 730 00:33:38,595 --> 00:33:40,889 Huh, looks like invoices. 731 00:33:40,972 --> 00:33:43,892 Liquor, mixers, a lot of maraschino cherries. 732 00:33:43,975 --> 00:33:45,644 They're all from the night of the murders. 733 00:33:45,727 --> 00:33:49,397 Hey, look, all these invoices are made out to "Tommy." 734 00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:50,565 Could it be? 735 00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:52,901 Yes, the Tongue is implied. 736 00:33:52,984 --> 00:33:56,613 And there's an address there, 4712 Empire Boulevard. 737 00:33:58,615 --> 00:34:01,451 It's leading us right to where your phone is. 738 00:34:01,534 --> 00:34:02,619 We have to go! 739 00:34:04,371 --> 00:34:06,790 - Wait, you just missed our turn! - No, no, this is a shortcut. 740 00:34:06,873 --> 00:34:08,625 - How do you know that? - I grew up here. 741 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,835 What? 742 00:34:10,919 --> 00:34:12,379 It's Detective Williams. 743 00:34:12,462 --> 00:34:14,547 I just want y'all to know right now, 744 00:34:14,631 --> 00:34:16,716 if I am found dead tomorrow, 745 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,802 it's because I risked my ass for the three of you. 746 00:34:18,885 --> 00:34:20,804 Well, did you do it? Did you find Tommy the Tongue? 747 00:34:20,887 --> 00:34:23,056 Sure, I did. But this is the thing. 748 00:34:23,139 --> 00:34:26,476 Tommy the Tongue is not a person, it's a company. 749 00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:28,645 And that company is worth a shit-ton of money. 750 00:34:28,728 --> 00:34:30,855 Except that money was withdrawn, all of it. 751 00:34:30,939 --> 00:34:32,607 First thing this damn morning. 752 00:34:32,691 --> 00:34:33,692 By who? 753 00:34:33,775 --> 00:34:35,986 No name was attached. Just an address. 754 00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:40,657 Is the address by any chance 4712 Empire Boulevard? 755 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,992 It sure fucking is. 756 00:34:42,075 --> 00:34:43,827 That's where we are, that house right there. 757 00:34:43,910 --> 00:34:46,705 Okay, let me be very, very clear with you right now. 758 00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:49,165 Hear me when I tell you I would not go in there. 759 00:34:49,249 --> 00:34:50,625 Turn around now! 760 00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:54,462 Hey, Charles, is that Sofia's minivan? 761 00:34:57,173 --> 00:34:58,800 Oh, God, hide! 762 00:34:58,883 --> 00:35:00,510 So, you have to ask yourself, 763 00:35:00,593 --> 00:35:03,305 who would want the money that bad to kill those dudes? 764 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:09,060 I think we have an answer. 765 00:35:10,061 --> 00:35:11,146 Their wives.