1 00:00:06,502 --> 00:00:08,378 Uh, I was wondering if you by any chance… 2 00:00:08,462 --> 00:00:09,796 Still had the offer? 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,049 Maybe a fresh start would be good. 4 00:00:12,132 --> 00:00:13,967 What about taking our finger to a lab? 5 00:00:14,051 --> 00:00:15,093 Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:15,177 --> 00:00:17,554 I mean, if it isn't Jay Pflug's, whose is it? 7 00:00:17,638 --> 00:00:19,473 There's a secret room in the building where your husband 8 00:00:19,556 --> 00:00:20,974 ran an illegal poker game. 9 00:00:21,058 --> 00:00:23,936 I'm more interested in what you're up to, Charles. 10 00:00:24,019 --> 00:00:26,355 You hooked up with a suspect! 11 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:28,899 I can't find my phone. I might have left it in the minivan. 12 00:00:28,982 --> 00:00:30,067 Or Sofia stole it. 13 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:32,194 Oliver, get your car, we're gonna intercept her. 14 00:00:33,153 --> 00:00:35,113 - Wait, you just missed our turn! - No, no, this is a shortcut. 15 00:00:35,197 --> 00:00:36,990 - How do you know that? - I grew up here. 16 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,408 What is she doing in Flatbush? 17 00:00:38,492 --> 00:00:42,037 I don't know, but maybe you could shop for apartments while we're here. 18 00:00:42,996 --> 00:00:45,541 All these invoices are made out to "Tommy." 19 00:00:45,624 --> 00:00:48,919 Tommy the Tongue is not a person, it's a company. 20 00:00:49,002 --> 00:00:51,088 And that company is worth a shit-ton of money, 21 00:00:51,171 --> 00:00:53,298 except that money was withdrawn, all of it, 22 00:00:53,382 --> 00:00:55,467 - first thing this damn morning. - By who? 23 00:00:55,551 --> 00:00:58,845 Who would want the money that bad to kill those dudes? 24 00:00:58,929 --> 00:01:00,013 Hide! 25 00:01:03,392 --> 00:01:04,851 Their wives. 26 00:01:33,422 --> 00:01:34,923 What makes a home? 27 00:01:36,925 --> 00:01:40,971 Is it just four walls sheltering the accumulation of a whole life? 28 00:01:49,271 --> 00:01:54,026 Or is it the safe house for all your memories? 29 00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:57,029 The good… 30 00:01:58,864 --> 00:02:00,490 …and the bad. 31 00:02:11,335 --> 00:02:14,379 After you leave childhood behind, 32 00:02:14,463 --> 00:02:16,757 the first home you make for yourself 33 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,593 becomes so much a part of your identity 34 00:02:19,676 --> 00:02:22,429 that on sleepless nights, it forces you to wonder… 35 00:02:23,472 --> 00:02:25,849 who are you without your home? 36 00:02:36,109 --> 00:02:38,320 And what would you do if it were gone? 37 00:03:04,137 --> 00:03:05,514 Oh. 38 00:03:05,597 --> 00:03:07,808 It's all gone. 39 00:03:07,891 --> 00:03:10,644 Everything, everything. 40 00:03:10,727 --> 00:03:12,396 - Everything. - I know, baby. 41 00:03:12,479 --> 00:03:14,731 I know, my love. 42 00:03:18,402 --> 00:03:20,696 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 43 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:14,666 No, I was on set when the call came in. 44 00:04:14,749 --> 00:04:16,543 That's why I went straight to the airport. 45 00:04:17,961 --> 00:04:20,881 They said it was a short in my electric tea kettle. 46 00:04:22,299 --> 00:04:23,425 Oh. 47 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:26,511 - You know… - Look, look, I… 48 00:04:28,054 --> 00:04:30,807 I want you to know one thing. Not everything is gone. 49 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:33,518 I know. I have you, you have me. 50 00:04:33,602 --> 00:04:35,854 That's really… That's all that matters, I… 51 00:04:36,646 --> 00:04:38,023 - Yeah. - Wow, you really sold that. 52 00:04:38,106 --> 00:04:41,151 No, but it's my dad's dog tags from Omaha Beach. 53 00:04:41,234 --> 00:04:44,237 You know? And then I only had a few little pictures of Dicky… 54 00:04:44,321 --> 00:04:46,156 of the baby before I had to give him up, 55 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:48,784 and all my Playbills, and… 56 00:04:48,867 --> 00:04:51,912 …just, you know, all my stuff. It's my stuff. 57 00:04:51,995 --> 00:04:53,163 Okay, come here. 58 00:04:53,246 --> 00:04:54,414 Over here. 59 00:04:55,415 --> 00:04:58,126 So now, you have new stuff! 60 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,921 Our stuff, our wedding haul. 61 00:05:01,004 --> 00:05:02,088 Oh, my God. 62 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:04,549 It's just not, you know, the stuff, 63 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:08,720 it's just 47 years I was in that apartment. 64 00:05:08,804 --> 00:05:11,598 I just feel like part of me is gone. 65 00:05:12,557 --> 00:05:15,727 Well, now, part of you now looks like a cabbage tureen. 66 00:05:17,604 --> 00:05:22,192 Oliver, Only Murders in the Building, season five: 67 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:23,985 - Widows' Peak. - How good is that? 68 00:05:24,069 --> 00:05:26,196 Because the widows have piqued our suspicion. 69 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:27,656 Different spelling, but we think it plays. 70 00:05:27,739 --> 00:05:28,740 Yeah. 71 00:05:28,824 --> 00:05:30,450 - Hi. - Mm. 72 00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:32,828 - Loretta, I'm so sorry. - Oh. 73 00:05:32,911 --> 00:05:35,121 You're a sweetie. 74 00:05:35,205 --> 00:05:38,041 But you know, I didn't fly all this way for doom and gloom. 75 00:05:38,124 --> 00:05:40,710 Let's talk murder. Hi. 76 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:42,128 Uh, hi… 77 00:05:42,212 --> 00:05:44,881 Sofia Caccimelio, 78 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:48,969 seen handing a plaid bag to Lester's widow 79 00:05:49,052 --> 00:05:52,097 after a mysterious bank account… 80 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:54,266 How do I make accounting sexy? 81 00:05:54,349 --> 00:05:55,350 - Can I? - Yeah. 82 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,434 Um… 83 00:05:57,519 --> 00:06:01,731 Two scorned women, black widows, slain husbands. 84 00:06:01,815 --> 00:06:02,816 Ooh. 85 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:05,402 - Swiss accounts. - Oh! 86 00:06:05,485 --> 00:06:07,112 Who said anything about Swiss accounts? 87 00:06:07,195 --> 00:06:09,614 Yeah, you want sexy? She's serving sexy. 88 00:06:09,698 --> 00:06:12,450 Okay, we now have two new suspects 89 00:06:12,534 --> 00:06:14,828 that we can actually podcast about. 90 00:06:14,911 --> 00:06:17,622 Although, Charles made out with Sofia, 91 00:06:17,706 --> 00:06:19,499 who made off with his phone. 92 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:22,002 Oh! She returned the phone. 93 00:06:22,085 --> 00:06:23,962 She didn't call up, so she doesn't wanna see me again. 94 00:06:24,045 --> 00:06:25,046 Thank goodness! 95 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:26,882 She's a murderous mob wife. 96 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:30,051 We hit it, we quit it, we over. 97 00:06:30,135 --> 00:06:33,638 I've had the entrée, and now I'm back to the apps, 98 00:06:33,722 --> 00:06:35,181 the dating apps. 99 00:06:35,265 --> 00:06:36,975 I was all over the apps 100 00:06:37,058 --> 00:06:38,810 before I met you, Ollie. 101 00:06:38,894 --> 00:06:41,438 Well, I… I also dabbled, you know. 102 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:43,648 Last Gasp. Yeah. 103 00:06:43,732 --> 00:06:45,984 Old-Gasm. 104 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:47,944 Silver Shrivel. 105 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:50,280 Help… I've fallen in love… 106 00:06:50,363 --> 00:06:52,032 And I can't get it up. 107 00:06:56,828 --> 00:06:58,830 Hey, guys? 108 00:06:58,913 --> 00:07:01,625 Hey, guys, um, let's focus on Rainey. 109 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:03,543 - Oh, yeah. Okay, sorry. - Because where was she 110 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:05,378 the night of the murders? 111 00:07:05,462 --> 00:07:08,506 And what did Sofia give her in the plaid bag? 112 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:11,343 You know, Oliver, since you're from Brooklyn… 113 00:07:11,426 --> 00:07:13,762 Oh, sure, send the Brooklynite to Brooklyn. 114 00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:16,139 I thought you young people were against profiling. 115 00:07:16,222 --> 00:07:18,308 Anyway, Rainey hates me. 116 00:07:18,391 --> 00:07:20,727 Hm, but she doesn't know me. 117 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:23,438 Or Emily Lawler. 118 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:27,067 Emily Lawler, the… the detective I played on SVU. 119 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:30,737 - Oh. Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right. - Yeah, it was a small part, but I mean… 120 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:33,990 She had a great chunky Cajun drawl, 121 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,950 you know, and she had a great backstory. 122 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:37,202 She, um… 123 00:07:37,285 --> 00:07:39,412 …she fell down a well as a child. 124 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:42,582 Her backstory was that she was in a well? 125 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:45,627 She fell down a well as a child. 126 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:48,963 She was down a well three days, just her and the 'gator. 127 00:07:49,047 --> 00:07:50,799 I had a whole monologue about it. 128 00:07:50,882 --> 00:07:52,801 It was gonna be my breakout, I thought. 129 00:07:52,884 --> 00:07:55,970 But then, they cut it, and they just pulled the whole episode, 130 00:07:56,054 --> 00:07:57,389 and you know, who knows why. 131 00:07:57,472 --> 00:07:59,474 - Is it too long? Maybe. - Eh… 132 00:07:59,557 --> 00:08:00,934 But what is long? 133 00:08:01,017 --> 00:08:02,727 - I mean, if you… - I think this 134 00:08:02,811 --> 00:08:04,771 may be too long. 135 00:08:04,854 --> 00:08:07,273 Okay, but I just wanted to be Emily Lawler, 136 00:08:07,357 --> 00:08:10,193 because I've had a… a really bad day, 137 00:08:10,276 --> 00:08:11,945 and I don't wanna be me. 138 00:08:12,028 --> 00:08:14,030 - I don't… - Oh, babe. Baby, baby, baby. 139 00:08:14,114 --> 00:08:15,824 Let's… Let's go to Brooklyn. 140 00:08:15,907 --> 00:08:17,742 You show me your hometown, 'kay? 141 00:08:17,826 --> 00:08:19,577 - Okay, okay. - Okay. 142 00:08:19,661 --> 00:08:22,080 And do you still have the trench coat from Death Rattle Dazzle? 143 00:08:22,163 --> 00:08:23,748 Because I think Emily would feel… 144 00:08:23,832 --> 00:08:25,875 …buck naked without her trench coat. 145 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:28,002 I love that we can share clothes. 146 00:08:28,086 --> 00:08:30,046 We can share. 147 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:31,881 Quirky. 148 00:08:37,762 --> 00:08:39,556 - I'm here for a finger. - Charles! 149 00:08:39,639 --> 00:08:40,765 Finally! 150 00:08:40,849 --> 00:08:42,684 I hate having a body part in my freezer. 151 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:45,478 I wake up for a midnight snack and it's Haagen-Dazs, finger, 152 00:08:45,562 --> 00:08:46,771 Haagen-Dazs, finger. 153 00:08:46,855 --> 00:08:48,940 - Damn. - I know. 154 00:08:49,023 --> 00:08:51,901 Without the hand, it looks kinda lonely. 155 00:08:51,985 --> 00:08:54,446 No, I mean "damn," as in, this is just ice. 156 00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:00,452 - What? - Someone fingered your finger. 157 00:09:10,879 --> 00:09:12,964 Well, there's no signs of forced entry. 158 00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:14,466 How's it look in there? 159 00:09:14,549 --> 00:09:16,926 Anything outta place? Anything missing? 160 00:09:18,678 --> 00:09:20,472 Everything seems the same. 161 00:09:23,892 --> 00:09:26,644 Oh, shit, y'all got the big, nice ice cubes. 162 00:09:26,728 --> 00:09:29,022 I love the big, nice ice cubes, make you feel rich. 163 00:09:29,105 --> 00:09:31,483 Well, it's the little things, I guess. 164 00:09:31,566 --> 00:09:33,610 Wait a minute. What's that? 165 00:09:33,693 --> 00:09:36,571 Maybe the finger thief left it? 166 00:09:36,654 --> 00:09:37,864 Oh wait, no. 167 00:09:37,947 --> 00:09:39,741 I might have. I'm trying something new. 168 00:09:39,824 --> 00:09:42,619 Uh, boots with rubber soles, very cool. 169 00:09:42,702 --> 00:09:44,788 Housekeeper must've overlooked this. I'll take a photo. 170 00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:46,664 She appreciates, uh, visual feedback. 171 00:09:46,748 --> 00:09:48,458 Don't we all? 172 00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:52,253 Charles, when was the last time you laid eyes on the finger? 173 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:53,755 When we put it in the freezer. 174 00:09:53,838 --> 00:09:57,092 Great, so it could have been stolen anytime in the last week. 175 00:09:57,175 --> 00:09:58,843 Mm-hmm. 176 00:09:58,927 --> 00:10:00,178 Oh. 177 00:10:00,261 --> 00:10:01,763 Last Gasp notification. 178 00:10:01,846 --> 00:10:03,807 - I'm talking to someone very nice. - Oh, yeah? 179 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:05,725 And what's her kinks, huh? 180 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:08,144 Murdering? Dealing? Hitting and running? 181 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:10,021 You know what? I deserve that. 182 00:10:10,105 --> 00:10:12,899 But that's why I'm trying online dating to meet someone good for a change. 183 00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:14,526 And have you? 184 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:18,571 - Mm. - Okay, you're being cute. 185 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:19,948 Let me see a pic. 186 00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:21,950 Yep. 187 00:10:22,575 --> 00:10:23,827 That's just a chin. 188 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:25,036 Yeah, it's a chin. 189 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,287 Come on. 190 00:10:26,371 --> 00:10:29,582 We're doing a little game where we exchange body part photos very slowly, 191 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:31,126 and I kinda roll it out, you know? 192 00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:33,169 Holy! 193 00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:34,504 Wow! 194 00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:36,214 No. 195 00:10:36,297 --> 00:10:37,924 No, you're not wearing an earring. 196 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:40,552 - Yes. - No, you're not. 197 00:10:40,635 --> 00:10:42,637 - Priscilla likes it. Yeah. - I… I don't care what she says, you're… 198 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,848 - Okay, I'm taking it off, there you… - Okay, guys. Stop. 199 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:47,767 How can I get access to security cameras in the building? 200 00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:50,478 Howard's robot BFF. 201 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,147 - They're in the lobby. - There we go. 202 00:10:54,732 --> 00:10:56,901 - Okay, let's test my… - Okay. 203 00:10:56,985 --> 00:10:59,112 - …Oliver lore. - Yes. 204 00:10:59,195 --> 00:11:00,613 - Flatbush. - Yes. 205 00:11:00,697 --> 00:11:03,575 - You lived here from nine to 12… - Yeah, mm-hmm. 206 00:11:03,658 --> 00:11:05,451 …with your second set of foster parents… 207 00:11:05,535 --> 00:11:06,619 - Right. - …Sue and Al. 208 00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:09,914 Sue had the six cats. Al had the, uh, drinking problem. 209 00:11:09,998 --> 00:11:12,250 - No, no, no, no, no, she had eight cats. - Oh. 210 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,960 And he called it a "drinking opportunity." 211 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:17,005 Oh, what I'd give to see you 212 00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:20,133 - playing stickball in a purple scarf… - Yeah. 213 00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:21,926 …with those little preteen gams… 214 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,179 …just sliding right into home. 215 00:11:28,349 --> 00:11:29,642 Can I play? 216 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:30,727 Ollie? 217 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:32,061 - Ice cream! - Hurry up! 218 00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:33,271 - Not it! - Not it! 219 00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:49,329 I'd say I miss those gams, but who are we kidding? 220 00:11:49,412 --> 00:11:51,289 - I still got 'em. - Oh, yeah. 221 00:11:51,372 --> 00:11:53,666 It's true. 222 00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:01,341 Ooh, okay. 223 00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:04,886 Rainey kills her husband and instantly puts her place up for sale. 224 00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:06,721 That plaid bag is in there. 225 00:12:06,804 --> 00:12:09,557 I feel it, I feel it. 226 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,143 And Emily Lawler's instincts are never wrong. 227 00:12:21,194 --> 00:12:24,322 So embarrassing, caught listening to your own song, right? 228 00:12:24,405 --> 00:12:26,199 Yeah, it's so cool. 229 00:12:26,282 --> 00:12:27,283 Oh, let me just… 230 00:12:35,124 --> 00:12:36,668 Girl, this is you? This is a bop! 231 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,461 Thank you! I know, right? 232 00:12:38,544 --> 00:12:40,797 But I just can't figure out how to turn it off. 233 00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:50,139 Ah, okay. There we go. 234 00:12:50,223 --> 00:12:51,266 Yeah, it's still on. 235 00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:53,518 Wait. 236 00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:55,603 Are you… Are you guys on a case? 237 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:56,896 - Yeah, there was a break-in… - No. No! 238 00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,898 I mean, no, there's nothing. No. 239 00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:00,108 A break-in? 240 00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:02,902 Wait, you're on the 14th floor, right? 241 00:13:02,986 --> 00:13:03,987 I wonder. 242 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,822 Okay, so last night, Gaga calls me. 243 00:13:05,905 --> 00:13:08,074 And then after, I run into Seth… Rogen… 244 00:13:08,157 --> 00:13:10,785 and we end up back at my penthouse doing shrooms. 245 00:13:10,868 --> 00:13:12,912 And we're looking out the window and we're just, like, 246 00:13:12,996 --> 00:13:14,914 tripping on this little light 247 00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:18,960 that keeps moving around the 14th floor on the East Tower. 248 00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:20,753 You think there was someone in my apartment? 249 00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:22,380 Or she was just hallucinating. 250 00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:23,798 That is what Seth Rogen said. 251 00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:26,092 - You could just call him Seth. - No, I think it might be confusing, 252 00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:28,303 'cause I'm also really good friends with Seth Meyers. 253 00:13:28,386 --> 00:13:29,721 - Oh. - So, anyway, 254 00:13:29,804 --> 00:13:32,140 Seth Rogen and I, we end up going to an apartment, 255 00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:34,517 and sure enough, there is a little light 256 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,227 moving under the door. 257 00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:38,354 Wait, hold up, do you remember what the apartment was? 258 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:39,564 14C. 259 00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:41,190 And I thought that the C, 260 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,943 it looked like a little person wanting a hug. 261 00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:46,946 But no one was hugging it back. 262 00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:53,911 Oh my God, oh my God. THĒ! 263 00:13:53,995 --> 00:13:55,538 I love you so much. Can we take a picture? 264 00:13:56,539 --> 00:13:58,332 Mora? 265 00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:01,044 I'm gonna need you to talk to her to get some more information. 266 00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,379 - Wh… - Yeah, I clocked it. 267 00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:05,882 Middle school besties, did everything together, 268 00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:08,509 until you had some nuclear-level friendship blow-up. 269 00:14:08,593 --> 00:14:10,928 Wow. You are a great detective. 270 00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:13,389 No, I was just a teenage girl. 271 00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:15,349 But then I got titties, and so did you. 272 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:18,436 So, we grow up, we get over it, and we move on, yeah? 273 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,360 - Hi. - Hello there. 274 00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:29,489 Feel free, the flyers are there for your perusal. 275 00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:32,075 Why, thank you very much. 276 00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:34,744 Okay. Nice hat. 277 00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,081 - Hello. - Hello, welcome. 278 00:14:38,164 --> 00:14:39,415 - Thanks. - Have a look. 279 00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:43,044 Oh, this is the exact layout as the place I grew up in. 280 00:14:44,879 --> 00:14:48,049 Oh, good, you… you kept the original floors. 281 00:14:48,132 --> 00:14:50,468 And the tuberculosis. 282 00:15:25,211 --> 00:15:26,796 This room is off limits. 283 00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:33,344 I'm so, so, so sorry to scream out like that. 284 00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:34,428 Um… 285 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:39,392 Uh, it's, um, PTSD from the well, 286 00:15:39,475 --> 00:15:42,270 but I… I won't… I won't bore you with the whole story. 287 00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:46,107 Name's Emily Lawler, just up here by way of Natchitoches. 288 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,651 Big change for a little swamp girl like me. 289 00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:52,989 I was headin' on, uh, up the stairs and I heard "Vissi d'arte." 290 00:15:53,072 --> 00:15:54,574 You know Tosca? 291 00:15:54,657 --> 00:15:56,033 Oh, do I! 292 00:15:57,034 --> 00:16:01,205 I played the Maria Callas part in my senior year at Lafayette. 293 00:16:01,289 --> 00:16:05,084 Is that Floria Tosca's… dagger? 294 00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:07,461 This is the same one Maria Callas used 295 00:16:07,545 --> 00:16:10,798 in her final performance of Tosca at The Met. 296 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,635 - Oh… - Isn't it wonderful? 297 00:16:14,719 --> 00:16:18,806 My husband came across it at a police repo auction. 298 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,975 - Mm. - On our 10th anniversary. 299 00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:22,727 It was perfect! 300 00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:26,022 He died this month. 301 00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:27,106 Oh. 302 00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:29,233 My condolences. 303 00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:31,694 I lost mine this past year. 304 00:16:32,987 --> 00:16:35,072 In a fire. I lost everything. 305 00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:36,824 - Oh. - So… 306 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,784 Is this your lucky fella? 307 00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:42,371 No, no, no, I was his lucky gal. 308 00:16:42,455 --> 00:16:45,666 And we were married for 30 years, and every night 309 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,835 he would come home and kiss me on the head. 310 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,213 And then one night, no kiss and… 311 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:53,966 he was gone. 312 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,886 Yeah, he fell into the fountain 313 00:16:56,969 --> 00:16:59,430 of the courtyard where we married. 314 00:17:02,391 --> 00:17:04,268 Look at that woodwork! 315 00:17:04,352 --> 00:17:05,895 You don't see moldings like that no more. 316 00:17:05,978 --> 00:17:08,147 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, 100% pine. 317 00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,398 - Are you serious? - On my mother… 318 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,359 - I would not lie to you, my friend. - Ah! 319 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,152 Listen, uh, 320 00:17:13,236 --> 00:17:17,240 not for nothing, uh, what's your credit score? 321 00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:20,076 Excuse me one sec. 322 00:17:20,159 --> 00:17:22,411 I'll be right back. 323 00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:24,497 - Pardon me. - Jesus Christ. 324 00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:34,048 There are the bags. Ah, look at them. 325 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,802 Al, Sue, come on! 326 00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:42,723 I'm asking you, please. The play's not a waste of time. 327 00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:45,226 - I think you'll like it. - Look enough of this. 328 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:48,145 We're not going to any play, and neither are you. 329 00:17:48,229 --> 00:17:50,231 We took him in. If he's got any free time, 330 00:17:50,314 --> 00:17:52,191 he can work at the goddamn store. 331 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:54,860 Ah, don't be difficult now. 332 00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:58,030 And it'll feel good for you to contribute to this house. 333 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:00,449 - Aw. - Al! 334 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,451 Not fair. 335 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:10,543 - If I may. - Hmm? 336 00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:12,003 Why are you sellin'? 337 00:18:12,086 --> 00:18:14,755 I would give anything to at least have my home 338 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:16,632 and my… my stuff back. 339 00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:19,010 Yeah, I thought I'd feel the same way, but… 340 00:18:20,094 --> 00:18:23,347 you know, I look around, and honestly, I… 341 00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,767 I don't want any of this. 342 00:18:26,851 --> 00:18:28,102 I want him. 343 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,441 Yeah. 344 00:18:34,317 --> 00:18:37,153 And, anyway, it's not like I can afford to stay here. 345 00:18:37,236 --> 00:18:38,946 I'm even selling the dagger. 346 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:42,617 My son thinks I can get $500 for this on eBay. 347 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,285 - Yeah. - Oh. Mm. 348 00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:46,120 You wouldn't want this, would you? 349 00:18:49,248 --> 00:18:52,668 So, you didn't find the bag, but you gave our suspect $500 350 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,629 to keep a weapon? 351 00:18:54,712 --> 00:18:56,756 You didn't find a bag either. 352 00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:59,175 Uh, side note, how much cash do you carry? 353 00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:01,469 Oh, you know I don't trust banks. 354 00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:03,512 Oh, and I do? 355 00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:05,264 Uh… 356 00:19:06,515 --> 00:19:10,603 I don't care about my stuff. 357 00:19:10,686 --> 00:19:14,065 I'm so glad you're in my life. 358 00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:20,738 And that woman… 359 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:23,074 That woman didn't kill her husband. 360 00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:25,868 She's barely hanging on. 361 00:19:25,951 --> 00:19:28,079 Loretta, look. 362 00:19:28,162 --> 00:19:30,247 The daily meeting of the Innocent Wives Club. 363 00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:33,417 And that's the mobster's wife. 364 00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,044 - Oh! - And that is a plaid bag 365 00:19:35,127 --> 00:19:36,379 full of money, I'm guessing. 366 00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:40,758 She played me. She played me like a fuckin' fiddle. 367 00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:44,011 We're in pursuit, Putnam! 368 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,221 Oh! Uh, yeah, okay. 369 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:51,310 Howard, we need Robot Lester's help. 370 00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:53,020 He prefers "LESTR." 371 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,147 You can use "Human Lester" for the dead one. 372 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:59,694 Oh, speaking of, I've styled new LESTR up a bit more dashingly than the last one. 373 00:19:59,777 --> 00:20:01,862 So, what do you need? LESTR can do anything. 374 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:04,031 Except cleanup spills. We're still shy around water. 375 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,866 I got killed by water yesterday. 376 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:09,912 Howard's gonna keep you dry. 377 00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:11,580 You're safe with Howard. 378 00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:14,458 - I don't feel safe at all. - Howard, we need to see footage 379 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,753 of Charles' front door from last night around… 380 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,296 What time were you creeping around? 381 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,841 With Seth Rogen? Around 2:30. 382 00:20:21,924 --> 00:20:23,592 Ooh, I'm so excited, I did a clue. 383 00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:24,927 LESTR, 2:30. 384 00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:26,762 - You got that, babe? - Gotcha, Daddy. 385 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,139 Is that grooming? 386 00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:30,766 Now, at the academy they prepared us for a lot of stuff, 387 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,894 but I ain't never seen no shit like this. I'm shook. 388 00:20:33,978 --> 00:20:36,439 Okay, this is 1:00 to 3:00 a.m. 389 00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:38,065 - Let me know when to stop. - Okay. 390 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,943 I was wearing my red feather cape, couture, gifted by Donatella. 391 00:20:41,026 --> 00:20:42,570 - Yeah? - She raises, plucks, 392 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,613 and slaughters the birds, humanely, of course. 393 00:20:44,697 --> 00:20:46,824 So, just look for plumes. I'll pop. 394 00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:50,536 Yeah, I don't see any feathers. 395 00:20:50,619 --> 00:20:52,621 Are you sure this is the right time? 396 00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:54,457 LESTR doesn't make mistakes. 397 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,751 Well, I think he did, because I was there. 398 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,586 Were you, though? I mean, 399 00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:02,548 maybe you were just telling a story about your celebrity friend, 400 00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,508 and pretend you saw something that you didn't see 401 00:21:04,592 --> 00:21:06,010 just because you have to make it 402 00:21:06,093 --> 00:21:07,762 - all about you. - Mora! 403 00:21:07,845 --> 00:21:10,556 Oh. Okay, yep, right there. See, look. 404 00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:12,224 Can you go back to it again, but just go slower? 405 00:21:12,308 --> 00:21:13,476 Here you go. 406 00:21:17,772 --> 00:21:20,691 - Was that… - Humane fuckin' feathers. 407 00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:23,486 Someone cut a chunk out of the footage. They tampered with it. 408 00:21:23,569 --> 00:21:25,780 I'll bet that's when they took the finger. 409 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:28,783 Which means… 410 00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:31,160 Althea was telling the truth. 411 00:21:31,243 --> 00:21:32,703 Yep. 412 00:21:32,787 --> 00:21:34,663 Well, Charles and I are gonna go to the precinct, 413 00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:36,624 because if the cops have any footage of Lester 414 00:21:36,707 --> 00:21:38,918 falling into the fountain, I wanna see it. 415 00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,169 What about me? 416 00:21:40,252 --> 00:21:42,546 You need to go and apologize to that girl. 417 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:49,428 Oh! Should we try to get closer? 418 00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,263 No, no, no. I don't want them to see us. 419 00:21:51,347 --> 00:21:54,308 Also, the bod's starting to tighten up. Did you pack a banana? 420 00:21:54,391 --> 00:21:57,228 Hey, how's it going today? Do you care about dogs dying? 421 00:21:57,311 --> 00:21:58,979 - Well, obviously, yes. - Oh, my God, yes, of course. 422 00:21:59,063 --> 00:22:01,106 Well, I'm collecting signatures to stop New York City 423 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:03,067 from opening its first ever casino. 424 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:05,820 Right now, there's a few competing bids. They're all just terrible for the city. 425 00:22:05,903 --> 00:22:07,363 - So, if you could just… - Wait a minute, sorry. 426 00:22:07,446 --> 00:22:08,739 What does that have to do with dogs? 427 00:22:08,823 --> 00:22:10,783 Oh, uh, nothing, I just find it's a helpful way 428 00:22:10,866 --> 00:22:12,368 to get people to stop, you know what I'm saying? 429 00:22:12,451 --> 00:22:14,328 - Oh, my God, they're gone! - Oh, geez. Ah! 430 00:22:14,411 --> 00:22:15,913 - Uh, anyway… - Saboteur! 431 00:22:17,122 --> 00:22:19,083 - Oh, God, where'd they go? - We lost them. 432 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,836 Maybe we should head on up to the corner and split up. 433 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:22,920 Or no. 434 00:22:23,003 --> 00:22:26,590 No, we should go back to her house and wait for them there, okay? 435 00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:28,008 Oliver, what are you doing? 436 00:22:28,092 --> 00:22:29,885 I didn't think this would still be here. 437 00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,053 What? 438 00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:36,141 Just for a minute, can I show you something? 439 00:22:36,225 --> 00:22:38,352 Okay. Ooh. 440 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:47,319 What? 441 00:22:49,864 --> 00:22:51,740 - This is it. - What? 442 00:22:51,824 --> 00:22:54,451 The theater that made me love theater. 443 00:22:55,411 --> 00:22:58,581 Oh. Oh, man. 444 00:22:59,582 --> 00:23:01,917 Yeah, I can… I can see it. 445 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,586 Little Ollie… 446 00:23:04,753 --> 00:23:07,047 owning the spotlight. 447 00:23:07,131 --> 00:23:09,925 Well, it wasn't exactly like that. 448 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,510 No? 449 00:23:11,594 --> 00:23:14,555 I was a… a quiet kid. 450 00:23:14,638 --> 00:23:17,766 - Yeah. - No, it's true. I was. 451 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:22,813 Bouncing from place to place, you learn quiet is good. 452 00:23:24,356 --> 00:23:26,025 If you make yourself small… 453 00:23:27,985 --> 00:23:30,362 maybe a family will let you stay for a while. 454 00:23:30,446 --> 00:23:32,489 So, I did, and it worked. 455 00:23:33,908 --> 00:23:35,451 But I never… 456 00:23:36,702 --> 00:23:37,953 felt at home. 457 00:23:40,122 --> 00:23:44,126 Until one day… I stumbled into here. 458 00:23:45,294 --> 00:23:46,921 There were kids putting on a show… 459 00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:51,926 …and they were big, and loud, and unapologetic. 460 00:23:52,009 --> 00:23:55,304 - And I… I wanted to be just like them. - Yeah. 461 00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:56,764 They asked me to be in their play. 462 00:23:56,847 --> 00:23:57,973 - Uh-huh? - Bit part, 463 00:23:58,057 --> 00:24:00,476 but being on that stage was the feeling 464 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:03,604 that I'd been searching for my whole life. 465 00:24:03,687 --> 00:24:05,481 - Mm. - I rehearsed my little butt off, 466 00:24:05,564 --> 00:24:07,566 hemmed my costume. 467 00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:11,403 But when I worked up the courage to invite Sue and Al… 468 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,865 they just… 469 00:24:18,118 --> 00:24:19,411 I quit the play. 470 00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:28,879 But on the night of the show, I couldn't stay away. 471 00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:30,673 - Mm. - I snuck out… 472 00:24:30,756 --> 00:24:32,549 …dressed in that costume, 473 00:24:32,633 --> 00:24:34,927 just in case they still needed me. 474 00:24:35,552 --> 00:24:39,223 And I watched Pat Rafferty say my line. 475 00:24:44,687 --> 00:24:46,897 In my whole life… 476 00:24:48,983 --> 00:24:53,612 I've only really felt like myself in two places. 477 00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:58,242 I think… I think being back here today, 478 00:24:58,325 --> 00:25:03,288 I… I've… I finally understand why I'm so afraid 479 00:25:03,372 --> 00:25:05,082 - to leave the Arconia. - Hmm. 480 00:25:07,167 --> 00:25:08,752 I got an offer on my place. 481 00:25:08,836 --> 00:25:10,004 It's big. 482 00:25:11,505 --> 00:25:12,548 How big? 483 00:25:13,507 --> 00:25:15,467 Late-career Brando big. 484 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,594 - Oh, boy. - Yeah. 485 00:25:17,678 --> 00:25:20,848 A cushion. Would be nice. 486 00:25:20,931 --> 00:25:21,932 Yeah. 487 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,686 Oh, what am I saying? 488 00:25:25,769 --> 00:25:28,147 But then again, uh… You know, you… 489 00:25:29,356 --> 00:25:31,191 What are we doing? 490 00:25:31,275 --> 00:25:32,484 I just… 491 00:25:41,952 --> 00:25:43,495 I want you to say your line. 492 00:25:43,579 --> 00:25:46,040 - My what? - Ollie. 493 00:25:46,123 --> 00:25:48,500 You took this awful life you were given 494 00:25:48,584 --> 00:25:50,961 and you turned it into something beautiful. 495 00:25:51,045 --> 00:25:56,300 I refuse to let you think there's any place on Earth you can't be happy, 496 00:25:56,383 --> 00:25:58,135 starting right here. 497 00:25:58,218 --> 00:26:00,137 - Okay? - Alright. 498 00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:02,347 Okay. 499 00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:06,560 But only if you do 500 00:26:06,643 --> 00:26:09,563 the never-performed Emily Lawler monologue first. 501 00:26:09,646 --> 00:26:12,191 - Oh, no, I'm not gonna… No. - Yes, yes, yes. 502 00:26:12,274 --> 00:26:13,901 Get up, come on. 503 00:26:13,984 --> 00:26:15,444 - I wanna see it. - I… I can't possibly. 504 00:26:15,527 --> 00:26:16,653 I haven't even… 505 00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:18,113 Man, I haven't thought about that in year… 506 00:26:18,197 --> 00:26:19,907 Mr. Thibideaux. 507 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:22,701 You must think that I'm some damsel in distress. 508 00:26:22,785 --> 00:26:25,579 Or maybe you think that I'm still that little girl, 509 00:26:25,662 --> 00:26:30,375 stuck down in Bob Turley's borehole, beggin' for help. 510 00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:35,714 But I'm not that little girl anymore, 511 00:26:35,798 --> 00:26:37,674 Mr. Thibideaux. 512 00:26:39,593 --> 00:26:44,765 One night, you gon' be lying in your bed, 513 00:26:44,848 --> 00:26:48,936 warm and safe, and I'm gon' find you. 514 00:26:49,019 --> 00:26:52,523 And with Pa's gun delivered straight down from heaven above, 515 00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:56,276 I will put you in my sights just like that 'gator. 516 00:26:58,904 --> 00:27:02,491 I can't wait to lower that gun… 517 00:27:04,118 --> 00:27:05,285 and tell you… 518 00:27:06,995 --> 00:27:07,996 No. 519 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,001 Y'all ain't even worth killin'. 520 00:27:18,507 --> 00:27:20,175 Bravo! 521 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,928 - Spectacular. - Now, you! 522 00:27:24,429 --> 00:27:25,430 Okay. 523 00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:29,643 Hey, Fagin! 524 00:27:31,395 --> 00:27:34,523 These sausages are moldy! 525 00:27:38,193 --> 00:27:40,320 - That… That was the line? - That was it. 526 00:27:40,404 --> 00:27:41,822 - Okay. That was it! - That was it. 527 00:27:41,905 --> 00:27:43,282 That was… That's all there was. 528 00:27:55,961 --> 00:27:57,796 Well… 529 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,090 if it ain't the crybaby con-artist. 530 00:28:00,173 --> 00:28:02,092 Thought you could fool me, bitch? 531 00:28:02,175 --> 00:28:03,510 You can drop the accent. 532 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,304 Okay, drop this. 533 00:28:05,387 --> 00:28:07,014 We know about the emptied accounts. 534 00:28:07,097 --> 00:28:10,559 We know about the bags of cash passed between bloodthirsty broads. 535 00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:12,060 What the hell is going on here? 536 00:28:12,144 --> 00:28:14,646 Did you follow me after my date with Ch… 537 00:28:15,397 --> 00:28:18,108 - Where's Charles? - Back off, Sofia! He's fragile. 538 00:28:18,191 --> 00:28:22,237 I think we were both in a fragile, 539 00:28:22,321 --> 00:28:24,156 yet slightly horny… 540 00:28:24,239 --> 00:28:26,450 Don't change the subject. 541 00:28:26,533 --> 00:28:27,993 Fine. 542 00:28:28,076 --> 00:28:32,039 My husband ran a few businesses in the Arconia, 543 00:28:32,122 --> 00:28:33,498 and Lester worked for him. 544 00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:35,959 I was bringing Rainey Lester's cut. 545 00:28:36,043 --> 00:28:38,045 - Yeah, money you killed your husbands for. - Right. 546 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:40,422 Wait, nobody killed my husband. 547 00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:42,215 He died by accident. 548 00:28:42,299 --> 00:28:45,177 You think somebody killed my husband? 549 00:28:46,345 --> 00:28:49,222 Who the fuck killed my Lester? 550 00:28:49,306 --> 00:28:52,309 - Y-You did. - Wrong! Give me names! 551 00:28:52,392 --> 00:28:55,270 - I'm scared now, I can't remember. - There was a card game. 552 00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:57,397 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - In the Arconia the night of our wedding. 553 00:28:57,481 --> 00:29:00,359 No, but he said he wouldn't work for Nicky that night 554 00:29:00,442 --> 00:29:02,861 so he could go to your wedding. 555 00:29:02,945 --> 00:29:05,739 Oh, my God, why wasn't I there? 556 00:29:05,822 --> 00:29:08,575 Oh, because I was here. We… We had rehearsal. 557 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,911 Well, can anyone corroborate that? 558 00:29:10,994 --> 00:29:13,330 Yeah, 23 tone-deaf kids. 559 00:29:13,413 --> 00:29:14,748 They'll be here in a minute. 560 00:29:14,831 --> 00:29:17,626 You know, I… I teach musical theater. 561 00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:19,252 I teach opera. 562 00:29:19,336 --> 00:29:22,214 The money is to help keep the lights on. 563 00:29:22,297 --> 00:29:23,924 - That's… - So, do you have any idea 564 00:29:24,007 --> 00:29:25,467 who could have killed your husbands? 565 00:29:25,550 --> 00:29:26,843 Did they have any enemies? 566 00:29:26,927 --> 00:29:28,428 - No one! - Everyone. 567 00:29:29,304 --> 00:29:33,141 Well, Lester didn't wanna tell me much about what he did. 568 00:29:33,225 --> 00:29:34,935 He didn't feel good about the job, 569 00:29:35,018 --> 00:29:37,729 but he was hoping to save enough for our big dream: 570 00:29:37,813 --> 00:29:39,815 a place in the Arconia. 571 00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:41,942 You know, it's where we met. 572 00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:44,903 It's the last thing he ever said. Look. 573 00:29:45,821 --> 00:29:47,364 - "It's beautiful." - Yeah. 574 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:50,158 - It's… - He got that right. 575 00:29:50,242 --> 00:29:53,120 Okay, you're off my list 576 00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:55,330 because you made me feel things. 577 00:29:55,414 --> 00:29:57,666 You! Why are you here? 578 00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:00,585 No! 579 00:30:00,669 --> 00:30:03,547 Relax! It's one of my dumb son's toys. 580 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:05,382 - Oh. - Rainey's borrowing it 581 00:30:05,465 --> 00:30:06,925 for her production of Newsies. 582 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,345 - Hi, kids! - Hey! 583 00:30:11,388 --> 00:30:13,724 Newsies! 584 00:30:13,807 --> 00:30:16,810 Oh. Can I help? 585 00:30:18,603 --> 00:30:21,606 Thank you for caring about Lester. 586 00:30:21,690 --> 00:30:25,444 And if this helps, uh, the police found it on him. 587 00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:29,197 It's one of his bird whistles. I've carried it ever since. 588 00:30:29,281 --> 00:30:30,741 Oh, thank you. 589 00:30:32,409 --> 00:30:33,577 Come on. 590 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:35,370 Who's playing Cowboy Kelly? 591 00:30:46,423 --> 00:30:49,342 Althea? It's Mabel. 592 00:30:50,385 --> 00:30:51,470 Look, I came to talk… 593 00:30:52,637 --> 00:30:54,222 What the hell? 594 00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:58,560 My name is THĒ! 595 00:30:58,643 --> 00:31:00,979 Oh. Ow! Jesus Christ! 596 00:31:01,063 --> 00:31:03,440 THĒ! Why are you throwing shoes at me? 597 00:31:03,523 --> 00:31:04,941 Oh, did it hurt your feelings? 598 00:31:05,025 --> 00:31:07,360 - No, but it hurt my arm! - Good, 'cause you know what? 599 00:31:07,444 --> 00:31:10,447 I'm a famous pop star now who lives above you at the Arconia. 600 00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,491 So, I have about a billion other free shoes 601 00:31:12,574 --> 00:31:14,159 with very spiky heels! 602 00:31:14,242 --> 00:31:16,411 God, what is your problem? 603 00:31:16,495 --> 00:31:18,747 Will you stop it? I'm trying to apologize, 604 00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:21,583 and you're acting like a fucking baby! 605 00:31:24,127 --> 00:31:25,629 - Oh! - I'm the fucking baby? 606 00:31:25,712 --> 00:31:27,923 You're the one that embarrassed me in front of my new neighbors. 607 00:31:28,006 --> 00:31:31,093 Well, you're the one that made me afraid to be myself 608 00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:33,845 and… be silly with girls. 609 00:31:34,721 --> 00:31:35,722 Wait, what? 610 00:31:40,143 --> 00:31:41,436 Sunny and Cloudy. 611 00:31:42,521 --> 00:31:44,815 That thing we used to do 612 00:31:44,898 --> 00:31:46,942 - before you changed. - I changed? 613 00:31:47,025 --> 00:31:50,487 Yeah, you dyed your hair pink and made everyone call you "The", or… 614 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:52,531 You know what? Only after you ghosted me. 615 00:31:52,614 --> 00:31:54,116 I didn't ghost you. 616 00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:56,326 My friend died. I was depressed. 617 00:31:56,409 --> 00:31:59,079 Well, nobody told me that, so I was depressed, too. 618 00:31:59,162 --> 00:32:00,413 I had to double my Lexapro. 619 00:32:00,497 --> 00:32:02,249 Oh, I doubled my Lexapro. 620 00:32:02,332 --> 00:32:04,292 Honestly, thank God for Lexapro. 621 00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:05,919 Honestly, thank God. 622 00:32:12,926 --> 00:32:14,594 I don't know if you know this, but… 623 00:32:16,596 --> 00:32:18,390 I wrote this song about you. 624 00:32:18,473 --> 00:32:21,226 Yeah, the artwork kind of gives it away. 625 00:32:21,309 --> 00:32:23,770 The sun and cloud clued me in. 626 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,439 But you're wrong. 627 00:32:27,274 --> 00:32:28,900 I never wished I was you. 628 00:32:30,735 --> 00:32:32,362 I know that. 629 00:32:32,445 --> 00:32:34,197 Because I wished I was you. 630 00:32:35,115 --> 00:32:36,616 Oh, Mabel. 631 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,785 You ditched me for your city friends. 632 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:43,081 And every time I came to visit you, you made me feel so lame. 633 00:32:43,165 --> 00:32:46,168 And in my head, the Arconia was, like, 634 00:32:46,251 --> 00:32:48,587 the coolest, fanciest place. 635 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:52,215 And that is why I wanted to live here. 636 00:32:52,299 --> 00:32:54,009 You made it my dream. 637 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,638 I'm… I'm sorry. 638 00:32:58,722 --> 00:33:01,850 I didn't mean to make you feel lame. 639 00:33:03,018 --> 00:33:04,561 You're objectively not. 640 00:33:04,644 --> 00:33:07,147 I mean, you're friends with Seth Rogen. 641 00:33:07,230 --> 00:33:08,565 And Seth Meyers. 642 00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:15,864 But you know, I really, really could use an old friend. 643 00:33:17,365 --> 00:33:18,992 You think we could start over? 644 00:33:22,537 --> 00:33:23,955 Can I keep these shoes? 645 00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:27,250 Are you still a size eight? 646 00:33:32,631 --> 00:33:34,382 Oliver, we got the courtyard security footage. 647 00:33:34,466 --> 00:33:36,384 This is it, Oliver. Where's your laptop? 648 00:33:36,468 --> 00:33:37,886 Uh, in my office. 649 00:33:39,137 --> 00:33:41,514 Uh, young one. A word. 650 00:33:42,682 --> 00:33:44,309 Uh… Ooh, I love your boots. 651 00:33:44,392 --> 00:33:45,810 Thanks, they're Althea's. 652 00:33:45,894 --> 00:33:47,646 Oh, did you drop a house on her? 653 00:33:47,729 --> 00:33:50,649 - Actually, the witches made up. - Ah. 654 00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:54,277 Well, speaking of houses… 655 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,781 Oh, no. Are you really leaving? 656 00:33:57,864 --> 00:34:00,200 I wanted to tell you first. 657 00:34:01,368 --> 00:34:03,912 Okay. I'm okay. 658 00:34:03,995 --> 00:34:06,373 Are you… Are you going far? 659 00:34:06,456 --> 00:34:07,832 Are you kidding? 660 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:10,543 Who is Oliver Putnam if he's not on the Upper West Side? 661 00:34:10,627 --> 00:34:13,046 - Ollie, can you come help me? - Oh, uh… 662 00:34:13,129 --> 00:34:15,757 - Oh, man. - I gotta send my new roomie 663 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,717 back to the burn unit. 664 00:34:22,722 --> 00:34:24,766 What? 665 00:34:24,849 --> 00:34:27,394 Oh, sorry, it's just Priscilla, she's so funny. 666 00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:29,437 Look, Charles, I'm happy for you, 667 00:34:29,521 --> 00:34:31,648 but if she starts asking for money, 668 00:34:31,731 --> 00:34:34,025 or your mother's maiden name, or childhood pet's name… 669 00:34:34,109 --> 00:34:35,527 …just let me know. 670 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:38,029 You don't have to worry about that. She's just interested in my day. 671 00:34:38,113 --> 00:34:40,323 When I told her about the break-in, you should have seen her face. 672 00:34:40,407 --> 00:34:41,825 Well, actually, I didn't even see her face 673 00:34:41,908 --> 00:34:44,160 'cause the Wi-Fi in Portugal is so iffy. 674 00:34:44,244 --> 00:34:45,912 You told her about the case? 675 00:34:47,414 --> 00:34:49,582 Well, just a… a little tidbit. 676 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:51,710 I mean, she had a thousand questions about our plan, 677 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,420 and the conversation was slowing down. 678 00:34:53,503 --> 00:34:56,423 You know what, give me your fuckin' phone. You're being catfished, Charles. 679 00:34:56,506 --> 00:34:58,383 Okay, play the footage. 680 00:35:02,429 --> 00:35:04,014 Oh, my God. 681 00:35:04,097 --> 00:35:06,516 Wh… S-So he was alone? 682 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,310 No, look. 683 00:35:08,393 --> 00:35:10,854 Oh, I knew it. I fucking knew it. 684 00:35:10,937 --> 00:35:14,441 Okay, so if you look right here, this glitch is from the same footage 685 00:35:14,524 --> 00:35:16,151 as THĒ and Seth Rogen's. 686 00:35:16,234 --> 00:35:17,944 Somebody has fucked with this shit, too. 687 00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:19,446 Something has been cut out. 688 00:35:19,529 --> 00:35:23,116 Um… why is the Last Gasp peach logo 689 00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:25,744 the same as on the security footage? 690 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,580 It's the same company. 691 00:35:29,456 --> 00:35:32,000 So, who owns the company that edited our footage 692 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:34,544 and is pumping Charles for info about our case? 693 00:35:34,628 --> 00:35:37,088 Hold on, I'm lookin'. 694 00:35:40,967 --> 00:35:41,968 What? 695 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:44,012 So, do we look for another two bedroom 696 00:35:44,095 --> 00:35:46,056 so we can still use all my furniture? 697 00:35:46,139 --> 00:35:48,725 Mm, we could, we could. Or we could start over. 698 00:35:48,808 --> 00:35:52,228 I could do a Pinterest board, which is kind of like a murder board, 699 00:35:52,312 --> 00:35:55,273 but for finding our style as a couple. 700 00:35:55,357 --> 00:35:57,108 Alright, that would be great. 701 00:35:58,485 --> 00:36:00,445 It takes bravery to build a new home, 702 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:03,198 and it's easier to be brave when you're in the arms 703 00:36:03,281 --> 00:36:06,576 of someone who makes you feel safe. 704 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:09,746 But even for those who do build anew, 705 00:36:09,829 --> 00:36:12,123 there remains a fear. 706 00:36:12,207 --> 00:36:15,877 For they know that danger is always lurking, 707 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,089 and that no home is safe forever. 708 00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:23,968 That's who's been messaging me? 709 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:26,221 Yup, and cooked the footage. 710 00:36:26,304 --> 00:36:28,139 And maybe killed Lester. 711 00:36:28,223 --> 00:36:31,101 What does it say? 712 00:36:31,184 --> 00:36:33,728 You're such a smarty-pants. 713 00:36:33,812 --> 00:36:35,605 Now, I need to come hunt you down.