1 00:00:06,793 --> 00:00:08,795 The easiest way to win a game 2 00:00:08,879 --> 00:00:10,339 is to make your opponent 3 00:00:10,422 --> 00:00:13,300 think they're playing a different game entirely. 4 00:00:13,383 --> 00:00:16,011 The only crime I'm guilty of is being an embarrassing nepo baby 5 00:00:16,094 --> 00:00:18,847 - who's trying to do some good. - Yeah, how's that going? 6 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:22,100 I wanna prove to everyone that I'm not a… fuck-up. 7 00:00:22,184 --> 00:00:24,603 Jay didn't do it. He's sweeter than I expected. 8 00:00:24,686 --> 00:00:27,356 That lying piece of shit. This isn't his finger. 9 00:00:27,439 --> 00:00:28,857 Enjoy the remodel. 10 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,859 She's a home decor witch! 11 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,402 What's Mayor Tillman doing here? 12 00:00:32,486 --> 00:00:33,987 How is the pod? Right? 13 00:00:34,071 --> 00:00:36,698 I'm… Hey, I'm still avail to guest, FYI. 14 00:00:36,782 --> 00:00:38,951 I'm collecting signatures to stop New York City 15 00:00:39,034 --> 00:00:40,953 from opening its first ever casino. 16 00:00:41,036 --> 00:00:42,579 I got an offer on my place. 17 00:00:42,663 --> 00:00:43,914 It's big. 18 00:00:43,997 --> 00:00:47,000 I, uh, joined a dating service for sexy seniors. 19 00:00:47,084 --> 00:00:48,502 It's called, uh, Last Gasp. 20 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:51,421 Oh! Last Gasp notification. 21 00:00:51,505 --> 00:00:54,049 - Priscilla, she's so funny. - You told her about the case? 22 00:00:54,132 --> 00:00:55,968 Just a… a little tidbit. 23 00:00:56,051 --> 00:00:57,344 You're being catfished, Charles. 24 00:00:57,427 --> 00:01:00,347 This glitch is from the same footage as THĒ and Seth Rogen's. 25 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:03,725 - Something has been cut out. - Why is the Last Gasp peach logo 26 00:01:03,809 --> 00:01:06,019 the same as on the security footage? 27 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:08,563 That's who's been messaging me? 28 00:01:08,647 --> 00:01:11,567 - And cooked the footage. - And maybe killed Lester. 29 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,694 What does it say? 30 00:01:13,777 --> 00:01:16,405 You're such a smarty-pants. 31 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:18,907 Now I need to come hunt you down. 32 00:01:23,412 --> 00:01:25,831 When you live as a titan of industry 33 00:01:25,914 --> 00:01:28,792 on this planet amid the metropoleis… 34 00:01:31,336 --> 00:01:34,798 nothing means more than getting away. 35 00:01:36,883 --> 00:01:41,305 To think, to play, or just… escape. 36 00:01:42,639 --> 00:01:44,808 You think he knows he's goin' to the vet? 37 00:01:45,809 --> 00:01:47,894 Well, if he didn't, he does now. 38 00:01:47,978 --> 00:01:49,688 Oh. 39 00:01:49,771 --> 00:01:53,483 Ooh, it's one of those "Silver Alerts." Always so sad 40 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:55,193 - when an old person goes missing. - Aw. 41 00:01:55,277 --> 00:01:59,906 It says, "Endangered adult male, 74, 5'7", brunette, 42 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:02,617 "last seen wearing southwestern cowboy boots 43 00:02:02,701 --> 00:02:04,453 - and a purple scarf." - Oh! Thank God! 44 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:06,872 Did it say the boots were turquoise? 45 00:02:06,955 --> 00:02:08,623 Oh, thank God! 46 00:02:08,707 --> 00:02:09,875 Thank God. 47 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:11,752 You gotta save me. 48 00:02:11,835 --> 00:02:14,129 I'm in danger. 49 00:02:14,963 --> 00:02:16,673 You hear it all the time. 50 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:19,468 "The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward." 51 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:23,263 But when it comes down to it, most people aren't willing to take the leap. 52 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:25,557 What the very successful know 53 00:02:25,641 --> 00:02:29,353 is that you have to take bold risks to strike gold. 54 00:02:29,436 --> 00:02:34,107 So, tell me, are you willing to go all in for greatness? 55 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:36,693 - I said, are you willing? - Yes! 56 00:02:37,778 --> 00:02:40,822 Sorry. I know he is our murder suspect. 57 00:02:40,906 --> 00:02:44,034 But the "Bash Steed Greatness Academy" audio tapes 58 00:02:44,117 --> 00:02:46,078 are really inspiring. 59 00:02:46,161 --> 00:02:47,954 That was $18 well spent. 60 00:02:48,038 --> 00:02:52,459 If only he let it slip where to find him, then I'd be all in. 61 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,336 Oh, wait a minute, this might be something. 62 00:02:54,419 --> 00:02:55,420 - What? - Oh. No. 63 00:02:55,504 --> 00:02:59,800 His company website says, "Bash Steed is a citizen of the universe 64 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:02,135 "with a home in each of the continents 65 00:03:02,219 --> 00:03:05,138 - and a bio module on Mars." - Wow. Wow. 66 00:03:05,222 --> 00:03:08,058 He's also an asshole, pardon my French. 67 00:03:08,141 --> 00:03:09,935 I mean, he did pretend to be my girlfriend. 68 00:03:10,018 --> 00:03:12,604 Mm, not exactly sure you can call Priscilla a girlfriend 69 00:03:12,688 --> 00:03:15,607 when you messaged for six hours and you've never met in person. 70 00:03:15,691 --> 00:03:17,776 Oh, how embarrassing. 71 00:03:17,859 --> 00:03:21,029 Someone doesn't know the term "situationship." 72 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:24,282 Okay, will you two Muppets stop arguing? 73 00:03:24,366 --> 00:03:27,285 We need to prepare for our interview with the mayor. 74 00:03:27,369 --> 00:03:28,829 Fine. I'm over it anyway. 75 00:03:28,912 --> 00:03:30,414 Although I still don't know why we're podcasting 76 00:03:30,497 --> 00:03:32,749 if we're not allowed to talk about our suspects. 77 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:36,044 That's because we are contractually obligated 78 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:38,463 to make content for Wondify. 79 00:03:39,464 --> 00:03:42,551 - This is so dumb. - No, no, no, um, I think interviews 80 00:03:42,634 --> 00:03:44,803 are an evolution of our brand. 81 00:03:44,886 --> 00:03:47,973 And having the mayor as our first guest is quite the get. 82 00:03:48,056 --> 00:03:49,975 I've already reached out to Meghan Markle's team 83 00:03:50,058 --> 00:03:51,601 about being guest number two. 84 00:03:52,602 --> 00:03:54,729 Okay, that must be him… Oh! 85 00:03:54,813 --> 00:03:56,398 Did you see the email from Wondify? 86 00:03:56,481 --> 00:03:58,608 They want us to be more like the Drunken Sluts. 87 00:03:58,692 --> 00:04:01,570 You know, so they want us to slut it up! 88 00:04:01,653 --> 00:04:04,197 Ho-ho! Ho! 89 00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:05,282 Jesus. 90 00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:09,786 - Greetings. Ho-ho! - Hey! 91 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,621 Mayor Tillman in the house. 92 00:04:11,705 --> 00:04:13,165 How are you, Charles? 93 00:04:13,248 --> 00:04:15,792 Oh, my goodness. 94 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:17,961 - Hello. What a pleasure. - Hello, how are you? 95 00:04:18,044 --> 00:04:19,880 - Thank you. Thank you. - A pleasure. Big fan. 96 00:04:19,963 --> 00:04:24,176 Thank you. Oh, I can't believe I'm here, finally. 97 00:04:24,259 --> 00:04:27,179 Wasn't sure how many overtures I was gonna have to make 98 00:04:27,262 --> 00:04:30,432 before you would finally take the hint and let me on the pod. 99 00:04:30,515 --> 00:04:31,683 Oh, no, no. 100 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:32,934 But fear not, fear not. 101 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:36,229 I have been working on my podcast voice for months. 102 00:04:36,313 --> 00:04:37,564 Check it out. 103 00:04:38,482 --> 00:04:40,150 I am Michael Barbaro. 104 00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:41,568 Uh-huh? 105 00:04:41,651 --> 00:04:42,694 Oh, no, that's it. 106 00:04:42,778 --> 00:04:44,029 - Oh! - Oh. 107 00:04:44,112 --> 00:04:47,240 - That was so good. - Oh, well, let's just get this started. 108 00:04:47,324 --> 00:04:48,325 Alright. 109 00:04:49,659 --> 00:04:50,744 Okay! 110 00:04:50,827 --> 00:04:53,622 Oliver and Mabel, we got a really special edition 111 00:04:53,705 --> 00:04:55,624 of Only Murders podcast today. 112 00:04:55,707 --> 00:04:58,335 We're sitting with New York City Mayor Beau Tillman! 113 00:04:59,878 --> 00:05:00,962 - Whoo! - Thank you. 114 00:05:01,046 --> 00:05:03,381 Thank you very much, Charles. Uh, a huge fan. 115 00:05:03,465 --> 00:05:04,758 - Ohh! - Yeah. 116 00:05:04,841 --> 00:05:06,927 Uh, you know, a big part of my platform 117 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:09,554 is making the streets of this city safer, 118 00:05:09,638 --> 00:05:12,057 so I am excited to chop it up today. 119 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:15,477 Well, uh, great. So the first and most obvious, uh, question is… 120 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,062 - Mm-hmm? - …what are you gonna do about 121 00:05:17,145 --> 00:05:19,523 the crosswalk button on 86th and Broadway? 122 00:05:19,606 --> 00:05:22,192 Oh, uh, is… is it broken? 123 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:24,319 No, but the button gets a little sticky, 124 00:05:24,402 --> 00:05:26,488 and sometimes it… it's… it's difficult to tell 125 00:05:26,571 --> 00:05:28,198 if you've pushed it or not. 126 00:05:30,617 --> 00:05:32,536 You said you wanted to make the streets safer. 127 00:05:32,619 --> 00:05:34,246 Oh, I meant from murder. 128 00:05:34,329 --> 00:05:36,081 - Ha! Of course. - Yeah, so… yeah. 129 00:05:36,164 --> 00:05:39,543 'Cause I… I heard your teaser trailer a while back, then crickets. 130 00:05:39,626 --> 00:05:41,545 So, I have some theories. 131 00:05:41,628 --> 00:05:43,839 Have we looked into the person 132 00:05:43,922 --> 00:05:46,967 who is running against me this fall? 133 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,760 Right? 134 00:05:48,844 --> 00:05:50,762 - You guys see? - Oh! It's a joke. 135 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:53,306 - Joking. - No. No, no, no, no. 136 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,809 We cannot podcast about that murder. 137 00:05:55,892 --> 00:05:59,145 - What…? - Because, well, our prime suspects 138 00:05:59,229 --> 00:06:02,732 bought our network and banned us from talking about them. 139 00:06:02,816 --> 00:06:06,027 Oh, the Wondify sale. Yeah. 140 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:07,863 Wait. 141 00:06:07,946 --> 00:06:10,782 Is Bash Steed one of your suspects? 142 00:06:10,866 --> 00:06:12,492 Yeah, you know him? 143 00:06:12,576 --> 00:06:15,120 Uh, love him. I… I… I would be shocked 144 00:06:15,203 --> 00:06:17,122 if he was related to your case. 145 00:06:17,205 --> 00:06:20,959 Actually, um, you know, Romy, I… I could really use a coffee 146 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:23,253 - from that bodega on 74th. - Okay. 147 00:06:26,464 --> 00:06:27,632 Okay, thank you. 148 00:06:29,342 --> 00:06:31,636 Bash Steed is your murderer. 149 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,062 We have to be quick. 150 00:07:24,773 --> 00:07:26,816 Romy is Bash's niece. 151 00:07:27,609 --> 00:07:30,820 He had me hire her so he could keep eyes on me all the time. 152 00:07:30,904 --> 00:07:33,365 And yes, she also happens to be the best assistant I've ever had. 153 00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:35,700 You should see how fast she gets coffee. 154 00:07:35,784 --> 00:07:37,160 Like a Road Runner cartoon. 155 00:07:38,495 --> 00:07:39,954 She's already in the courtyard. 156 00:07:41,456 --> 00:07:44,417 Well, then, uh, start talking. What makes you think Bash is our suspect? 157 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:45,960 Well, I… I don't actually know that for sure. 158 00:07:46,044 --> 00:07:47,045 Dammit, Mayor! 159 00:07:47,128 --> 00:07:48,880 But if you are investigating him for something, 160 00:07:48,963 --> 00:07:51,508 chances are, he did that something. Trust me. 161 00:07:51,591 --> 00:07:53,968 This man will do whatever it takes to get ahead. 162 00:07:54,052 --> 00:07:56,554 He has paid millions into my campaign. 163 00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:59,015 So, why are you trying to out him? 164 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:00,642 When I was first running for office, 165 00:08:00,725 --> 00:08:02,560 I was up against people with deep pockets. 166 00:08:02,644 --> 00:08:06,106 I didn't stand a chance, until Bash opened up his checkbook. 167 00:08:06,189 --> 00:08:09,442 But it turns out, if people give you money, you owe them later. 168 00:08:09,526 --> 00:08:11,569 Been there. One time, I took a small loan 169 00:08:11,653 --> 00:08:13,488 - from Robert Blake. He was… - Oliver! 170 00:08:13,571 --> 00:08:15,115 Uh, s… Real quick. 171 00:08:15,198 --> 00:08:18,243 He made me lie under oath. Continue, please. 172 00:08:18,326 --> 00:08:20,954 Uh, okay. Well, uh, it started out small. 173 00:08:21,037 --> 00:08:24,082 Uh, building permits, diplomatic license plates. 174 00:08:24,165 --> 00:08:25,792 But then the asks kept getting bigger. 175 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:28,670 Now, I'm spending so much time doing his bidding, 176 00:08:28,753 --> 00:08:31,589 I haven't made good on any of my campaign promises. 177 00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:33,591 That's why I wanted to do your podcast, 178 00:08:33,675 --> 00:08:35,885 so I could win over the public and stop simping 179 00:08:35,969 --> 00:08:37,971 for some lunatic billionaire. 180 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:41,349 Why don't you do something about it? Talk to the chief of police. 181 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,519 Who do you think is the NYPD's biggest donor? 182 00:08:44,602 --> 00:08:46,521 He's literally above the law. 183 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:48,982 I'll bet Bash hired those dirty cops 184 00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:51,192 I saw over Nicky's body at the dry cleaners. 185 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:53,319 Don't doubt it. And meanwhile… 186 00:08:53,403 --> 00:08:55,155 I'm powerless. 187 00:08:55,238 --> 00:08:56,781 Nothing but a puppet. 188 00:08:56,865 --> 00:08:59,117 My ass is sore from having his hand so far up there. 189 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,660 And not in a fun way. 190 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:03,371 Great, so if the mayor of New York has no power, 191 00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,831 what the hell are we supposed to do? 192 00:09:04,914 --> 00:09:06,499 Investigate. 193 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:09,377 I-If you find something, maybe we can take Bash down together. 194 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,297 Oh, my God, that would be amazing for my numbers. 195 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:14,799 City people hate billionaires right now. 196 00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:17,093 We're trying, but we can't even find him. 197 00:09:17,177 --> 00:09:19,721 Well, the other day, I overheard Romy on the phone. 198 00:09:19,804 --> 00:09:23,516 Apparently, he's hosting some big, secret rich people meeting. 199 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:27,312 Let me guess. With Camila White and Jay Pflug? 200 00:09:27,395 --> 00:09:31,107 Yep, at his country estate in the middle of nowhere, 201 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:33,610 no servants, no service, no witnesses. 202 00:09:33,693 --> 00:09:35,945 I'm not saying that they're doing blood rituals, 203 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:37,530 but I have heard rumors that it's exactly that. 204 00:09:37,614 --> 00:09:39,157 Yes. 205 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,533 Do you have an address? 206 00:09:40,617 --> 00:09:42,410 Yes, the address, so we can never go there. 207 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,622 Oliver, maybe by surprising him, 208 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,624 we can find something to take him down. 209 00:09:47,707 --> 00:09:50,585 Yes, and if we end up dead, the mayor can just get Bash on that. 210 00:09:50,668 --> 00:09:51,669 Oh. Smart. 211 00:09:52,879 --> 00:09:54,464 Oh, I mean, as a backup plan. 212 00:09:54,547 --> 00:09:55,840 What backup plan? 213 00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:57,383 Oh, Romy! 214 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:59,761 Hey. Yeah, we were, uh, 215 00:09:59,844 --> 00:10:01,721 just talking about, um, birth control. 216 00:10:01,805 --> 00:10:03,848 - Yeah. - Morning-after pill. 217 00:10:03,932 --> 00:10:05,600 Yeah, I need it. 218 00:10:05,683 --> 00:10:07,102 Feminism. 219 00:10:07,185 --> 00:10:09,646 You know, the… The right to choose-a-roni. 220 00:10:09,729 --> 00:10:11,231 We should go. 221 00:10:11,314 --> 00:10:13,233 Ribbon cutting at the New York City Ballet. 222 00:10:13,316 --> 00:10:14,943 God, snooze. 223 00:10:15,026 --> 00:10:16,611 Sarah Jessica Parker's gonna be there. 224 00:10:16,694 --> 00:10:18,696 - She's friends with my uncle. - And wide awake! 225 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,657 Let's go. Thank you. 226 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,367 Uh, sorry for the chicken scratch. 227 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,161 If I get reelected, first thing I'm gonna do is fix the public schools. 228 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:32,043 Do either of you see how insane this is? 229 00:10:32,752 --> 00:10:34,963 We're about to face off with the most dangerous suspect 230 00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:37,048 we've ever had… in the wilderness. 231 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:40,093 - Oliver, we're going to Connecticut. - Yeah, well, Putnams don't do foliage. 232 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,096 In fact, I… I should probably stay home and text my poor wife 233 00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:46,099 who's on hour 18 of her United delay. 234 00:10:46,182 --> 00:10:49,185 She's boarded and deboarded four separate times 235 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,396 and spent $900 at Hudson News. 236 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:55,191 Well, I for one, am going in scorched earth, guns blazing, 237 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,235 hell hath no fury like a Savage scorned. 238 00:10:57,318 --> 00:10:59,737 Come on, Oliver, I know you wanna take those cowboy boots 239 00:10:59,821 --> 00:11:01,739 out for a spin in the country. 240 00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:04,909 - Didn't you get those from Wonder Woman? - Linda Lavin. 241 00:11:04,993 --> 00:11:06,202 - Ah. - Do they come in a men's? 242 00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,537 They're unisex! 243 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,664 And a piece of Broadway history. 244 00:11:09,747 --> 00:11:12,417 She wore them in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. 245 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:16,254 And in a private viewing, only the boots. 246 00:11:16,337 --> 00:11:18,882 - Ew. - But that's beside the point. 247 00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:21,092 This is crazy, and I'm not going. 248 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:23,052 We have to, for Lester. 249 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:27,932 And if it gets all Eyes Wide Shut, then we can leave. 250 00:11:29,517 --> 00:11:32,145 Alright, I'll go. 251 00:11:32,228 --> 00:11:33,479 For the boots. 252 00:11:33,563 --> 00:11:36,733 And I'm sending my wife a cute little selfie of me in them, 253 00:11:36,816 --> 00:11:38,985 so she can ID my body! 254 00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:43,740 He's gotta relax. How scary can a country house be? 255 00:11:48,411 --> 00:11:50,205 Bash's den of lies. 256 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,960 I wonder what room he was in when he first posed as Priscilla 257 00:11:56,044 --> 00:11:58,922 with the conniving line, "I really like your profile. 258 00:11:59,005 --> 00:12:02,008 If you could add one color to the rainbow, what would it be?" 259 00:12:02,091 --> 00:12:04,469 - What'd you answer? - Brown. 260 00:12:05,887 --> 00:12:08,890 Well, the landscape is very… lush. 261 00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:11,684 Yeah, that's what happens when you fertilize with human remains. 262 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:16,898 Oh, great! We… We lost service a mile back. 263 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:19,317 Now, Loretta's gonna think that I'm in danger. 264 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,986 And newsflash, I am! 265 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:24,447 Oliver, calm down. 266 00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:27,617 There's nothing to worry about. Just don't look to your three o'clock. 267 00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:33,206 Do we think he's real, or are we gonna find out 268 00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:35,041 he died 50 years ago in a fire? 269 00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:39,629 I like your skin. 270 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:40,713 Ah. 271 00:12:41,839 --> 00:12:44,926 That's the first compliment that ever made my bowels evacuate. 272 00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:46,803 Hi. 273 00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:49,097 Uh, i-is your dad home? 274 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,182 Or maybe he's your grandpa? 275 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,517 Or son. 276 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,769 If that's the plot twist of this horror movie. 277 00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,065 He's inside with the others. 278 00:12:59,148 --> 00:13:03,069 But Daddy says little boys who interrupt get sent to the cellar. 279 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,655 Okay. 280 00:13:05,738 --> 00:13:07,031 Well, thank you. 281 00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:10,702 And you know, good luck with your… shiv. 282 00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:24,549 Okay, I… I've seen enough. 283 00:13:24,632 --> 00:13:26,884 How 'bout we beat traffic, avoid getting hunted, 284 00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:29,095 - and hung on a wall? - Shh. 285 00:13:30,096 --> 00:13:32,974 Listen. 286 00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:40,940 First, I'll remove the spleen. 287 00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:42,608 Careful. 288 00:13:42,692 --> 00:13:45,320 They're harvesting organs to sell on the black market. 289 00:13:46,696 --> 00:13:49,991 Next, I'll take the kidney. 290 00:13:55,913 --> 00:13:58,249 Dammit! 291 00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:00,585 It's always the wishbone. 292 00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:02,920 They're playing… 293 00:14:03,004 --> 00:14:04,213 Operation? 294 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,970 Well, just three adults playing a children's game. 295 00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,722 Not at all creepy. 296 00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:13,973 I'm good to go. 297 00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:19,937 Hi! 298 00:14:20,021 --> 00:14:21,856 Trespassers. 299 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,693 Naughty, naughty. 300 00:14:31,824 --> 00:14:34,911 You said today would be private. What are they doing here? 301 00:14:34,994 --> 00:14:38,039 Better question, what are you doing here? 302 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:41,876 Playing board games in the privacy of my own home. 303 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,169 Oh, please. 304 00:14:43,252 --> 00:14:45,630 We know what happens when the three of you get together. 305 00:14:45,713 --> 00:14:48,007 Even if it looks like a game of Operation, 306 00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:50,301 we know you're always playing for something. 307 00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:53,971 Might as well show them. 308 00:15:03,481 --> 00:15:06,692 Okay, a trophy from Walgreens? 309 00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:10,154 Well, there were only so many times we could destroy each other's businesses 310 00:15:10,238 --> 00:15:11,989 before it got boring, 311 00:15:12,073 --> 00:15:14,200 so we started having game nights. 312 00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:16,869 Gives us an outlet for ruthless competition. 313 00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,246 And gossip. 314 00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:20,623 Warren Buffet shaves his bikini line. 315 00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:23,334 - Oh! - Oh! What? 316 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,877 Okay, fine. 317 00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:27,839 Well, if that's all you guys are doing, 318 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:31,509 I'm sure you wouldn't mind if we stayed and watched a little, right? 319 00:15:31,592 --> 00:15:34,720 No, no, no, I… I think… I think we've overstayed our welcome. 320 00:15:34,804 --> 00:15:35,847 Nonsense. 321 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,849 Please stay. 322 00:15:37,932 --> 00:15:38,933 I insist. 323 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:51,404 Yahtzee! 324 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,906 Well, that wraps up round seven. 325 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,117 Maybe they really are just playing board games? 326 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,203 No, no. No, no, no. I'm telling you, these people are killers. 327 00:15:59,287 --> 00:16:01,956 They played Monopoly start to finish and no one flipped the board over. 328 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:03,082 Sociopathic. 329 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,334 Now, please excuse me. 330 00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,503 I have business to attend to. 331 00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:14,677 I'll follow him. Maybe I can get him to talk to me. 332 00:16:20,099 --> 00:16:23,144 Okay, I'm on Pflug duty. Oliver, you're on Camila. 333 00:16:23,227 --> 00:16:25,188 Whatever happened, the three of them 334 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:27,315 are clearly in on it together. 335 00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:28,399 Oh, yes. 336 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:40,536 So, um, how does gaming here compare to gaming at The Arconia? 337 00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:45,750 How's your apartment, Oliver? 338 00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:50,504 My apartment? Well, um… 339 00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:55,301 I was thinking of selling. Uh, got an insanely good offer. 340 00:16:55,384 --> 00:16:56,552 Oh. 341 00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:01,182 What, that's all you have to say to me about it? 342 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:03,851 Should there be more? 343 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,229 How about, um, mm-mm… 344 00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:08,481 "Thank you"? 345 00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:13,277 I transformed your sad, purple hovel 346 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:15,446 into a camel-toned fantasy land. 347 00:17:15,529 --> 00:17:18,032 I said "camel-toned." 348 00:17:18,115 --> 00:17:21,244 When I met you, you had zero tassels on your pillows. 349 00:17:21,327 --> 00:17:24,664 And now, look at you, Tassel King of the Upper West Side, 350 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:25,873 all because of me. 351 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,750 The disrespect. 352 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:31,462 I should cut off your balls and shave them into a potpourri. 353 00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:37,468 Sorry, I downed an entire bottle of Chablis on the 'copter over. 354 00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:40,596 You have a question for me? 355 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,223 Mm-mm. Mm-mm, mm. 356 00:17:42,306 --> 00:17:43,307 Okay. 357 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:01,993 You followed me all the way out here. 358 00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,497 Do you have something to say? 359 00:18:06,581 --> 00:18:09,709 I was sort of waiting till you put down the big blade. 360 00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:13,879 This is a skin tree. 361 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:17,967 The bark helps with my Algernon's digestion. 362 00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:20,678 Oh, look. 363 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,347 There's Algie in the pool. 364 00:18:27,101 --> 00:18:28,227 How fun. 365 00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:34,275 I was going to cover the pool up, but Algie loves to swim. 366 00:18:37,278 --> 00:18:39,697 Now, when my other children were young, 367 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:43,951 I was too busy building my empire to be a good daddy. 368 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:48,414 So, with Algie, I promised to never miss a single bedtime, 369 00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:50,041 and I never have. 370 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:54,545 Don't try to be sympathetic, Priscilla. 371 00:18:56,213 --> 00:18:57,757 You catfished me. 372 00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:02,553 You preyed on a buffed-up, albeit older, romantic looking for love, 373 00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:06,307 but I guess that behavior is to be expected from a murderer. 374 00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:13,522 I am not a murderer. 375 00:19:13,606 --> 00:19:14,940 I hate death. 376 00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:18,486 I lost my papa when I was very young. 377 00:19:18,569 --> 00:19:21,447 That's what sparked my fascination with longevity. 378 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:26,535 You know, the micro-naps, cryo-chamber, stem-cell shakes. 379 00:19:26,619 --> 00:19:29,246 Everyone thinks it's born out of vanity. 380 00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:36,128 But the truth is, I want my Algie to keep his papa… 381 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,923 …possibly forever. 382 00:19:40,049 --> 00:19:44,178 Father, is it time for my gesunde Leckerei? 383 00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:46,514 My boy. 384 00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:48,808 He loves his healthy treat. 385 00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:50,267 Now, if you'll excuse me. 386 00:19:50,351 --> 00:19:51,602 Oh, Charles. 387 00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,438 I wish you nothing but happiness. 388 00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:09,620 Looking for something? 389 00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:14,667 Or are you joining us for a game of hide-and-seek? 390 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:18,045 Sorry, HR won't let me play games with my boss, 391 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,507 which you are, because you bought us and then shut us down. 392 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:24,218 Yeah, I… Well, yeah… I'm sorry about that. 393 00:20:24,301 --> 00:20:27,722 I couldn't let you talk shit about me in a murder podcast. 394 00:20:27,805 --> 00:20:29,598 Accusations like that… 395 00:20:29,682 --> 00:20:32,268 I'm just trying to protect my family. 396 00:20:32,351 --> 00:20:35,229 You keep making excuses, yet I have no evidence 397 00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:37,398 that you're actually a good guy. 398 00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:41,277 Well, if you responded to my texts, I would show you that I am one. 399 00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,822 HR also won't let me date bosses. 400 00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:48,325 Plus, there's that whole thing where you're a suspect. 401 00:20:48,409 --> 00:20:49,702 Mm, fair. 402 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:52,621 But if I wasn't, could I take you out to dinner? 403 00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:57,752 I'm not a Bond villain. I promise. 404 00:20:57,835 --> 00:20:59,628 Although I do have a white cat and my dad's office 405 00:20:59,712 --> 00:21:01,714 is located on the side of a mountain. 406 00:21:05,551 --> 00:21:09,764 Look, I know my friends are eccentric. 407 00:21:09,847 --> 00:21:14,226 But really, we're just a bunch of bored, rich people hashing out a bet. 408 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,687 The same one we were trying to settle the last time 409 00:21:16,771 --> 00:21:17,938 we were in that gaming parlor. 410 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,317 Do you mean when Lester died? 411 00:21:22,526 --> 00:21:23,527 Uh… 412 00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:25,362 What do you know? 413 00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:29,200 Fine. Don't tell me. 414 00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:30,993 I'll find out myself. 415 00:21:32,745 --> 00:21:34,371 Shit. 416 00:21:34,455 --> 00:21:36,290 Alright, cut the shit. 417 00:21:36,373 --> 00:21:40,377 Jay admitted this is about way more than a stupid trophy. 418 00:21:42,463 --> 00:21:46,342 So, you don't wanna answer our questions, fine. 419 00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:49,136 We'll do it your way. 420 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,223 We play you for answers. 421 00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:55,559 - Wait, Mabel, are you serious? - You wanna play games with them? 422 00:21:55,643 --> 00:21:57,978 The last time they were doing that, two whole people died. 423 00:21:58,062 --> 00:21:59,480 If we win… 424 00:22:00,397 --> 00:22:02,233 we wanna know everything. 425 00:22:02,316 --> 00:22:03,984 A ratcheting up of the stakes. 426 00:22:04,902 --> 00:22:06,737 Leaning in, liking. 427 00:22:07,738 --> 00:22:09,657 What happens if you lose? 428 00:22:11,826 --> 00:22:14,537 We stop investigating you, forever. 429 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:20,668 Fine. 430 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:23,754 And when we win, 431 00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:26,048 if you don't hold to your end of the bargain, 432 00:22:26,131 --> 00:22:27,258 we'll kill you. 433 00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:33,305 Kidding. 434 00:22:33,389 --> 00:22:35,933 And that's a wrap on me. 435 00:22:36,016 --> 00:22:37,852 Bye, everybody. Enjoy your twisted game night. 436 00:22:37,935 --> 00:22:40,104 Oliver, you can't leave. 437 00:22:40,187 --> 00:22:42,273 What about doing this for Lester? You're being selfish. 438 00:22:42,356 --> 00:22:45,401 Yeah, enough with "Oliver is selfish" shtick. 439 00:22:45,484 --> 00:22:49,029 And you're not doing this for Lester, you're just mad you got scammed online. 440 00:22:49,113 --> 00:22:52,908 And besides, unlike you two, I have someone to lose. 441 00:22:52,992 --> 00:22:55,327 I'm sorry, but it's true. 442 00:22:55,411 --> 00:22:59,623 So, if you wanna risk your lives playing a game, go for it. 443 00:22:59,707 --> 00:23:00,791 But I'm out. 444 00:23:08,424 --> 00:23:10,050 Ladies and gentlemen, 445 00:23:10,134 --> 00:23:11,802 the game is Celebrity. 446 00:23:11,886 --> 00:23:14,179 How many famous people can you guess in a minute? 447 00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,390 One round, winner takes all. 448 00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:18,475 Our team will draw a category first. 449 00:23:20,436 --> 00:23:22,021 "Historical figures." 450 00:23:22,104 --> 00:23:24,023 Do you think they know about history? 451 00:23:24,106 --> 00:23:26,442 No way. They're too busy with world domination 452 00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:28,027 to read biographies. 453 00:23:29,445 --> 00:23:31,739 Mm-hmm. Okay. 454 00:23:31,822 --> 00:23:33,782 Start the timer… now! 455 00:23:35,451 --> 00:23:38,495 He comes to my, um, uh, my Labor Day party every year 456 00:23:38,579 --> 00:23:41,081 - and bakes a pineapple upside-down cake. - Vladimir Putin! 457 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:46,003 Um, um, Jay, he and your granddad did… did sleepaway camp 458 00:23:46,086 --> 00:23:48,088 - in the Schwarzwild. - Uh, Henry Kissinger! 459 00:23:48,172 --> 00:23:51,175 Um, um… Oh, good God. 460 00:23:51,258 --> 00:23:53,802 He will not shut up about Crumbl Cookies. 461 00:23:53,886 --> 00:23:55,304 Kim Jong Un! 462 00:23:55,387 --> 00:23:58,140 What are we gonna do? 463 00:23:58,223 --> 00:24:00,059 Hope for an easier category. 464 00:24:00,142 --> 00:24:01,310 This guy. 465 00:24:01,393 --> 00:24:02,478 Bernie Sanders! 466 00:24:03,938 --> 00:24:07,358 Camila, um, he and you, uh, call each other "Bunny Face," 467 00:24:07,441 --> 00:24:08,984 - and I don't know why. - Xi Jinping, 468 00:24:09,068 --> 00:24:10,402 and the reason is just for us! 469 00:24:11,737 --> 00:24:13,238 Time. 470 00:24:15,115 --> 00:24:16,992 You got five. 471 00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:19,370 - Oh. Mm. Hmm. - Yeah. 472 00:24:21,413 --> 00:24:22,957 Bravo, Papa. 473 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,210 Algie, to the cellar. 474 00:24:31,131 --> 00:24:32,299 Your turn. 475 00:24:39,723 --> 00:24:40,975 Don't worry, we got this. 476 00:24:41,058 --> 00:24:42,601 We're smart people. We know things. 477 00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:47,147 Okay, our category is… 478 00:24:50,109 --> 00:24:51,568 "Broadway." 479 00:25:12,297 --> 00:25:14,049 How do we not have Oliver for this? 480 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:15,759 It's okay. You know Broadway, right? 481 00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:18,262 Yes, I've seen one play once, 482 00:25:18,345 --> 00:25:20,472 and it was the first 15 seconds of Death Rattle, 483 00:25:20,556 --> 00:25:22,349 before Ben Glenroy dropped dead. 484 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:24,685 Just do your best, no pressure. Well, some pressure. 485 00:25:24,768 --> 00:25:26,895 Our entire investigation depends on it. 486 00:25:29,857 --> 00:25:32,192 Your time starts now. 487 00:25:32,276 --> 00:25:33,902 Okay, um… 488 00:25:34,695 --> 00:25:35,738 Pass. 489 00:25:35,821 --> 00:25:36,822 Hold on. 490 00:25:36,905 --> 00:25:38,073 No, pass. 491 00:25:38,157 --> 00:25:40,701 - Say something, Mabel. - I'm trying! Pass. 492 00:25:40,784 --> 00:25:42,077 - Pass. - Anything but "pass"! 493 00:25:42,161 --> 00:25:44,121 Ugh! Where's Oliver when you need him? 494 00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:46,165 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I know this one. 495 00:25:46,248 --> 00:25:47,791 The boots! She was naked in the boots. 496 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,460 Linda Lavin! 497 00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:52,046 Okay, Oliver claims he was an assistant doula 498 00:25:52,129 --> 00:25:53,589 - at her birth. - Uh, Lea Michele! 499 00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,841 Oliver says he and this person 500 00:25:55,924 --> 00:25:58,260 took an Ativan and slept through all of Hurricane Sandy. 501 00:25:58,343 --> 00:25:59,511 Hugh Jackman! 502 00:26:00,763 --> 00:26:03,974 Oliver claims he invented both the name "Adele Dazeem" and her real one. 503 00:26:04,058 --> 00:26:07,394 The wickedly talented Idina Menzel! 504 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,188 Ugh, Oliver's biggest beef is with…? 505 00:26:09,271 --> 00:26:11,732 The Jessica… Angela Lansbury! 506 00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:14,318 Oliver says she stole his haircut. 507 00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:15,986 Cynthia Nixon! 508 00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:17,237 - Time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 509 00:26:21,742 --> 00:26:23,452 You motherfuckers beat us. 510 00:26:23,535 --> 00:26:25,579 We sure did. 511 00:26:25,662 --> 00:26:28,874 Now, tell us what you were playing for. 512 00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:34,630 Okay. 513 00:26:36,173 --> 00:26:40,969 The night your doorman died, we played for a very big contract, 514 00:26:41,053 --> 00:26:42,846 probably the biggest development project 515 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:46,350 to hit New York City since… Grand Central. 516 00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:48,477 - The most important… - Oh, my God! 517 00:26:49,311 --> 00:26:52,606 One of you is planning to build New York City's first casino. 518 00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:54,274 I was ramping up. 519 00:26:56,193 --> 00:26:57,361 But yes. 520 00:26:58,445 --> 00:27:00,072 We all have our proposals. 521 00:27:01,323 --> 00:27:04,451 Tonight's winner gets to see theirs come to life. 522 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:06,954 That's a terrible idea. 523 00:27:07,037 --> 00:27:09,373 You think a casino would be good for the city? 524 00:27:09,456 --> 00:27:11,667 I think about how much money it would make. 525 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,627 How much power the owner would wield. 526 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:15,504 And how it's a chance to make your name 527 00:27:15,587 --> 00:27:17,172 synonymous with New York City history. 528 00:27:17,256 --> 00:27:18,715 That's Rockefeller shit. 529 00:27:18,799 --> 00:27:19,883 How noble. 530 00:27:21,009 --> 00:27:24,888 And how do you three just get to decide that, anyway? 531 00:27:24,972 --> 00:27:27,599 Deals have always been made in back rooms. 532 00:27:27,683 --> 00:27:30,143 Games are just our way of making it fun. 533 00:27:30,227 --> 00:27:33,605 That still doesn't explain why you edited the footage from that night. 534 00:27:33,689 --> 00:27:38,110 Well, frankly, I don't like anyone knowing my comings and goings. 535 00:27:38,193 --> 00:27:41,822 Yesterday, I treated Algernon to a Jamba Juice. 536 00:27:41,905 --> 00:27:44,408 - Ooh. - Scrubbed that, too. 537 00:27:44,491 --> 00:27:46,410 Mm. And we wouldn't want people 538 00:27:46,493 --> 00:27:49,204 losing faith in the system, now, would we? 539 00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:52,040 So, you didn't kill anyone? 540 00:27:52,124 --> 00:27:54,710 This has nothing to do with our doorman? 541 00:27:56,670 --> 00:28:01,008 This is about a casino and a stupid trophy? 542 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,096 Are you guys good? 543 00:28:06,179 --> 00:28:09,600 We just really like the trophy. Put the trophy down. 544 00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:25,866 Your prize is our fucking finger. 545 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,294 Come on, you overpriced brick. 546 00:28:37,377 --> 00:28:40,339 Survived a hot bowl of barley soup, and now you crap out? 547 00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:44,760 Thank Mary Tyler Moore. 548 00:28:44,843 --> 00:28:47,554 Oh, dear. 549 00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,516 Oh, mother's balls! 550 00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:55,520 You think he knows he's goin' to the vet? 551 00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:57,564 Well, if he didn't, he does now. 552 00:28:59,816 --> 00:29:02,361 Ooh, it's one of those "Silver Alerts." 553 00:29:02,444 --> 00:29:03,528 Always so sad 554 00:29:03,612 --> 00:29:05,238 - when an old person goes missing. - Aw. 555 00:29:05,948 --> 00:29:08,325 Oh, thank God! Thank God. 556 00:29:08,408 --> 00:29:10,118 You gotta save me! 557 00:29:10,202 --> 00:29:13,789 I'm in danger. 558 00:29:13,872 --> 00:29:16,833 You poor thing. Anyone we can call for you? 559 00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:19,753 Well, I tried my wife, and… and no reception. 560 00:29:19,836 --> 00:29:23,048 Plus, she's probably halfway to New Zealand to shoot her TV show. 561 00:29:23,131 --> 00:29:24,549 She's a Hollywood actress. 562 00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:27,886 Of course, she is. 563 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,972 - Uh, should we try the police station? - Uh… 564 00:29:30,055 --> 00:29:32,391 No, no! No, no, no. The police are in on it. 565 00:29:32,474 --> 00:29:33,600 Goes all the way to the top. 566 00:29:34,267 --> 00:29:38,271 The mayor told me this morning when he came over to record my podcast. 567 00:29:38,355 --> 00:29:40,899 - I bet he did. - Yeah. 568 00:29:42,234 --> 00:29:43,944 End of the day is toughest. 569 00:29:47,364 --> 00:29:50,200 - Gotta get the hell outta here. - We gotta call a car. 570 00:29:51,827 --> 00:29:53,954 So, you're a "good guy," huh? 571 00:29:54,037 --> 00:29:56,665 Mabel, you're in more danger than you think with that finger. 572 00:29:56,748 --> 00:29:58,917 You have no idea what they paid to get that. 573 00:30:00,002 --> 00:30:01,003 Paid who? 574 00:30:03,463 --> 00:30:04,464 Wait. 575 00:30:04,548 --> 00:30:08,010 So then, this is your legacy? 576 00:30:08,093 --> 00:30:11,054 Trapping a woman at one of your game nights to get it back? 577 00:30:12,347 --> 00:30:15,767 - A woman and her friend. - Is no one going to stop them? 578 00:30:16,601 --> 00:30:17,602 Really? 579 00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:19,646 Okay, go. Now. 580 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,731 Now. 581 00:30:24,151 --> 00:30:27,070 And Zach Galifianakis is playing me in the movie, so… 582 00:30:27,154 --> 00:30:29,948 - Well, isn't that wonderful? - Yeah. 583 00:30:30,032 --> 00:30:34,327 Alright, let's hop on in. We can drop off Blaze on the way. 584 00:30:34,411 --> 00:30:37,456 Oh, God, I… Really, I cannot thank you two enough. 585 00:30:37,539 --> 00:30:39,207 I mean… 586 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:42,294 …if I had to walk back to Manhattan in these boots, 587 00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:44,671 Charles and Mabel would never let me live it down. 588 00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:47,382 Are those your friends? Um, should we give them a call? 589 00:30:47,466 --> 00:30:50,427 Well, actually they're… they're at Bash Steed's place, 590 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:51,970 uh, with no service, so… 591 00:30:52,054 --> 00:30:53,513 - Bash Steed. - Yeah. 592 00:30:53,597 --> 00:30:55,932 They can't be that good of friends then, 593 00:30:56,016 --> 00:30:58,894 if they let you wander off all on your lonesome. 594 00:30:58,977 --> 00:31:01,480 Well, actually, they're… they're great friends. 595 00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,816 I mean, if it wasn't for them, who knows what would have happened to me? 596 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:07,986 I… I… I wouldn't have a podcast. 597 00:31:08,070 --> 00:31:10,572 I wouldn't have met the love of my life. 598 00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:12,699 And I certainly wouldn't have reconnected 599 00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:15,285 with my best friend, Ron-Ron Howard. 600 00:31:16,912 --> 00:31:18,997 - I call him Ron-Ron. - Wow. 601 00:31:19,081 --> 00:31:20,457 Yeah. 602 00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,375 - Uh, well, I… - Meanwhile, I'm the one 603 00:31:22,459 --> 00:31:24,753 who left them alone with a group 604 00:31:24,836 --> 00:31:28,673 of deeply unwell rich people, you know? 605 00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:30,383 I mean, they… they can't even call an Uber. 606 00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:32,010 They have no way out of there. 607 00:31:33,553 --> 00:31:35,931 Oh, my God. What have I done? 608 00:31:37,182 --> 00:31:40,060 - I need you to drive me back! - No can do, hon. 609 00:31:40,143 --> 00:31:41,937 We're gonna take you somewhere safe. Get in. 610 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:45,565 No, no. I'm gonna save my friends from murderous billionaires! 611 00:31:45,649 --> 00:31:47,234 And if you won't drive me… 612 00:31:49,694 --> 00:31:51,738 - I'm taking the horse! - Oh. 613 00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:53,824 Oh, oh! Come on, buddy. 614 00:31:53,907 --> 00:31:57,536 I have a strong sense you're not the best on bareback. 615 00:31:57,619 --> 00:32:00,747 I'll have you know that I am the first and last director 616 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,624 to ever stage Equus with a live… 617 00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:06,294 Is everything out here demonic? 618 00:32:07,295 --> 00:32:09,965 How am I gonna get back to my friends? 619 00:32:10,048 --> 00:32:12,259 Dammit! How are we gonna get out of here? 620 00:32:12,342 --> 00:32:13,510 Mabel. 621 00:32:15,095 --> 00:32:16,138 Shit. 622 00:32:16,221 --> 00:32:18,515 You know, there's something I have to say, and I have to say it fast 623 00:32:18,598 --> 00:32:21,268 before I get, uh, sent to the cellar with Algernon. 624 00:32:21,351 --> 00:32:22,352 What? 625 00:32:22,435 --> 00:32:25,021 Oliver was right. I threw myself into this case 626 00:32:25,105 --> 00:32:28,733 because I was sad I got catfished, and I thought I had nothing to lose. 627 00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,527 But I have a lot to lose. 628 00:32:30,610 --> 00:32:32,487 My family. 629 00:32:33,405 --> 00:32:35,240 - You. - Oliver. 630 00:32:35,323 --> 00:32:36,616 Yeah, Oliver. 631 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:38,577 No! Oliver! 632 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,746 Get away from my friends, you sons of bitches! 633 00:32:48,753 --> 00:32:50,547 You came back for us! 634 00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:52,507 - I should never have left! - No, you were right. 635 00:32:52,591 --> 00:32:54,426 These people are insane. 636 00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,094 Mabel, get in! 637 00:32:56,178 --> 00:32:58,430 And we got matches! 638 00:33:00,098 --> 00:33:03,185 Oliver, those Linda Lavin boots saved us! 639 00:33:06,479 --> 00:33:08,773 We're riding all the way to Manhattan! 640 00:33:08,857 --> 00:33:09,941 Ha, ha! 641 00:33:11,193 --> 00:33:12,944 I'm not saying we're gonna get there quickly. 642 00:33:19,034 --> 00:33:22,287 Can't believe this finger has to do with the first casino 643 00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:24,206 in New York City. 644 00:33:24,289 --> 00:33:26,708 I can't believe that dead finger is back in my apartment. 645 00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:30,003 I can't believe Loretta called in a Silver Alert for me. 646 00:33:30,086 --> 00:33:32,130 And it didn't even mention any of my credits. 647 00:33:34,507 --> 00:33:36,092 Okay, that must be Williams. 648 00:33:36,176 --> 00:33:38,762 I hope she can identify that thing before it learns to crawl. 649 00:33:41,431 --> 00:33:42,641 Oh, oh. 650 00:33:44,017 --> 00:33:46,061 Oh, uh, look who, uh… 651 00:33:46,144 --> 00:33:49,147 You'll have to excuse me for arriving so late. 652 00:33:49,231 --> 00:33:51,650 They say don't go to bed mad, so I thought I'd come 653 00:33:51,733 --> 00:33:53,652 and settle our little tiff. 654 00:33:53,735 --> 00:33:56,404 Hm, you mean the fact that you lied about the casino 655 00:33:56,488 --> 00:33:59,199 having anything to do with our murder? 656 00:33:59,282 --> 00:34:03,453 Like it or not, that finger decides the casino bid, 657 00:34:03,536 --> 00:34:06,748 and New York is only giving out one permit. 658 00:34:06,831 --> 00:34:09,709 I don't know if you've seen Jay and Bash's proposals, 659 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:11,503 but they're grotesque. 660 00:34:11,586 --> 00:34:15,131 Jay wants to put his in the 92nd Street YMCA 661 00:34:15,215 --> 00:34:19,261 because, and I quote, "A pool would be so sick." 662 00:34:19,344 --> 00:34:23,098 And Bash's big idea is a spaceship 663 00:34:23,181 --> 00:34:27,394 floating over Times Square and the M&M's store. 664 00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:29,854 - A travesty. - Hmm. Yeah… 665 00:34:29,938 --> 00:34:32,983 My casino will be different. Bespoke. 666 00:34:33,066 --> 00:34:36,820 I am giving the people of New York what they don't know they need. 667 00:34:36,903 --> 00:34:38,697 A gambling addiction? 668 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:41,074 I will make gambling so chic, 669 00:34:41,157 --> 00:34:43,827 Gwyneth Paltrow will shit her capris. 670 00:34:43,910 --> 00:34:46,538 That's really compelling, Camila, 671 00:34:46,621 --> 00:34:49,040 - but we're not giving you the finger. - Mm-mm. 672 00:34:49,124 --> 00:34:51,209 Oh, I worried you might say that, so… 673 00:34:51,293 --> 00:34:53,461 Give me the finger! 674 00:34:55,213 --> 00:34:57,882 You're bluffing, and we're not giving you the finger. 675 00:35:00,176 --> 00:35:01,803 Willing to risk it? 676 00:35:02,887 --> 00:35:04,931 Give her the finger. Give her the finger. 677 00:35:09,561 --> 00:35:14,983 I can't wait to share with the world my quiet slots. 678 00:35:15,066 --> 00:35:18,111 It's not… "ding!" It's… "ding." 679 00:35:20,780 --> 00:35:24,034 I think I'll start renovations with… 680 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,370 Oliver's apartment. 681 00:35:27,454 --> 00:35:30,332 What are you talking about? 682 00:35:30,415 --> 00:35:32,917 That offer on your place was from me. 683 00:35:33,001 --> 00:35:36,087 I'm the one buying up all the apartments here, 684 00:35:36,171 --> 00:35:38,256 so I can finally build. 685 00:35:40,925 --> 00:35:43,261 Exclusive first look. 686 00:35:46,890 --> 00:35:49,100 The Camila Club? 687 00:35:49,184 --> 00:35:51,019 Is that… 688 00:35:51,102 --> 00:35:52,520 Our lobby? 689 00:35:53,938 --> 00:35:55,398 Our courtyard? 690 00:35:56,399 --> 00:35:59,986 You're turning The Arconia into a casino? 691 00:36:01,363 --> 00:36:03,865 Well, have a good night. 692 00:36:03,948 --> 00:36:07,035 Hopefully, they'll have murders in your next building, too.