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Oh, my God.

2
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Your boobs are dead.

3
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Stop it.
No, they're not.

4
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Yeah.

5
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Yay!

6
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Wow, it's like a sweaty piñata.

7
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- Hey, my iPod!
- Oh, yeah! My pirate!

8
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Doctor, if I may,
could I keep that cast, please?

9
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It's a highly disgusting request,
but I don't see why not.

10
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Thank you.
This is a symbol of new beginnings,

11
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a symbol of hope,
and of our project.

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We will build this park!

13
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It is gonna feel so good
to walk again, finally.

14
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Easy!

15
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, my... Oh, no!

16
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Yeah, they might be
a little weak at first.

17
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Thank you, guys.

18
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Welcome back into the
world of walking, Andy.

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Yes.

20
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I just wanted to say...

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Quiet, everyone!
Ann wants to say something.

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I wanted to thank you all
for being so supportive.

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When Andy fell in the pit,

24
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I didn't expect anyone in
government to reach out to us.

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So, thanks.

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You're welcome.

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Hey, you're welcome, Ann.

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Babe, when are you gonna
tell them about my show?

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Oh, yeah, sorry.

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Andy's band is playing a show.

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And we want you all to come.

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It's gonna be a party, so check your
suits at the door. It's gonna get crazy.

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Andy's band is really good, and it's been
driving him nuts that he can't play.

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He's been writing all these songs about
things that are physically near him.

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Sandwich!
Are you turkey or ham?

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Ham.

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Lamp! Wish you were a lamp
that would light up when you get touched

38
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but it's like Matchbox
Twenty meets The Fray.

39
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So, rock.

40
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Well, again,
I don't really like to define it.

41
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I totally get what you mean.

42
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So, I would love to come to this thing.
When is it?

43
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Tonight at 8:00.

44
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- No! Tonight?
- Yeah.

45
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- I can't go.
- Why not?

46
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My mom set up this meeting.

47
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It's like a political
tête-à-tête with a local bigwig.

48
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Leslie, you're not
gonna go? Come on!

49
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Oh, you guys. You know how I love
mixing work into my personal life.

50
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This guy is important,

51
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and he has valuable information
that could help us build a park.

52
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But I wanna go to the concert!

53
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Come on! Play hooky!
Blow off the meeting.

54
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Oh, I wanna go to
that concert so bad,

55
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but I have to go to the meeting.
I have to go.

56
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But I'll meet up with you guys
after the tête-à-tête, I promise.

57
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Hey, Mark, congratulations.

58
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Oh. Thanks, Nate.
For what?

59
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You got that speed bump thing
taken care of. Finally. Nice work.

60
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Oh, yeah. Yay.

61
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There used to be this huge speed
bump in the center of town.

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It was insane.

63
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So, I decided I wanted
to do something about it,

64
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and I got it lowered 2 inches.

65
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Apparently, what I can achieve in
government can literally be measured.

66
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Hey, Dr. Harris.

67
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Andy's playing a show tonight,

68
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and we'd love it
if you came by.

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I think there's gonna be a good
turnout at Andy's show tonight.

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He wrote this new song about what
happened to him called The Pit.

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It's one of those rare songs
that rocks really hard,

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and also informs people about
a small public works project.

73
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So, Andy's doing well?

74
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Yeah, he's a little shaky still,
but that's to be expected.

75
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Well, not really.

76
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If he had his casts
removed two weeks ago,

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the muscles wouldn't
have atrophied so much.

78
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I'm sorry, two weeks ago?

79
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That's when they were
scheduled to come off.

80
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But he told me that you
told him he should wait.

81
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No. He rescheduled.
Said it was personal,

82
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that he'd explain later,
but then he never explained.

83
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I have waited on him hand
and foot for two months.

84
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Well, I guess that explains it.

85
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Hey, what's up,
people of Pawnee?

86
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All right! All right.

87
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Uh... In just a minute,
Scarecrow Boat is gonna rock it out.

88
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Please be patient while we
rock out the equipment setup.

89
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The band has had a few
different names over the years.

90
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We started, we were
Teddy Bear Suicide,

91
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but then we changed it
to Mouse Rat.

92
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Uh. Then we were
God Hates Figs,

93
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Department of
Homeland Obscurity,

94
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Flames for Flames,
Muscle Confusion,

95
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Nothing Rhymes with Orange,

96
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then Everything Rhymes
with Orange,

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Punch Face Champions,
Rad Wagon,

98
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Puppy Pendulum,
Possum Pendulum,

99
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Penis Pendulum,
Hand Rail Suicide,

100
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Angel Snack, Just the Tip,
Three Skin...

101
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Jet Black Pope,
we went back to Mouse Rat,

102
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and now we are Scarecrow Boat.

103
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God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow
Boat out loud, I kind of hate it.

104
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Now, you know that we're gonna be
building a park on a residential lot,

105
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so, of course we're gonna have
to get the zoning codes approved

106
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and amended by
our city council.

107
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What kind of
movies do you like?

108
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Huh?

109
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Uh. Well, you know, documentaries,
political thrillers.

110
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I like all kinds of movies.

111
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Great.

112
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So, I brought some
pictures of the lot,

113
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and you can tell that the
houses are very close to it.

114
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How difficult is
re-zoning in your town?

115
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Could you go into detail
a little bit about that?

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- Sure.
- Great.

117
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It's refreshing to be with
someone who actually likes

118
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talking about
government issues.

119
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Most of the women
I go out with find it boring.

120
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Well, you know, you have
to have zoning codes,

121
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or else the whole
thing could be chaos.

122
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Your mother mentioned
that you don't date much.

123
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What?

124
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I've been focusing on my career.
Why do you ask?

125
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I haven't been dating much
either since my divorce.

126
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It hasn't been easy.

127
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And I'm coping,
but it was tough on the kids.

128
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Not my kids,
'cause they're grown-up,

129
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but it was tough on their kids.

130
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Shouldn't bring up my
divorce on a first date.

131
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But I feel I can
tell you anything.

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Uh...

133
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I think it's going quite well.

134
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And she looks like
a young Sandy Duncan.

135
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Hi, Mom.
He thinks we're on a date.

136
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Did you tell him
we were on a date?

137
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Honey, if I told you it
was a date, you never would've gone.

138
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You're not getting any younger.

139
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Well, neither is he.
And he's 62 years old.

140
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Oh. Just go back in there
and finish the dinner.

141
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You don't have to have sex
with him if you don't want to.

142
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What? Are you crazy?

143
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Hi, how are you?

144
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Hey, Parks Department.

145
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Hey, Mark.

146
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This is Beth, my ex-wife
Tammy's better-looking sister.

147
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

148
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You guys are together?

149
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Yup. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me.
Then we divorced.

150
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Then last week, I ran
into her sister Beth here.

151
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Turns out she hates Tammy, too,
so we've started dating.

152
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- It's like a fairy tale.
- Yeah, Tammy stinks.

153
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- Brendanawicz!
- Hey, Tom.

154
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Hey. I want you
to meet my wife.

155
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Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford.

156
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Hi. You're Tom's wife.

157
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Don't hold it against me.

158
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Look at how hot she is.
Isn't that crazy?

159
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And she's a surgeon.

160
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She makes a ton of money!

161
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Bam!

162
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This is Derek.

163
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Cool. How long have
you guys been dating?

164
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We're just friends.

165
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He's like the gayest
person I've ever met.

166
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But I make out with him
when I'm drunk sometimes.

167
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You know, if you don't wanna talk to me,
you can just say so.

168
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I don't wanna talk to you.

169
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Apparently, tonight, I'm the
Parks Department's seventh wheel.

170
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This is my oldest son.

171
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He's a very no-nonsense
person like yourself.

172
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And this is my youngest.
He's about your age.

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Terrific.

174
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So, did you give
any more thought to

175
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those zoning code
questions I asked you?

176
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Oh. Come on, enough business.
Let's have some fun!

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Try some of my chicken.

178
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Oh, no. That's okay.

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Just a taste.
Have a little taste of chicken!

180
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Just a bit!
Just a taste!

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Chicken, chicken, chicken!

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- Mmm.
- Delicious, right?

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Mmm-hmm.

184
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I really like this restaurant.

185
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Yeah. It's a great place
for a business meeting.

186
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Andy. Andy.
We need to talk.

187
00:08:07,624 --> 00:08:09,560
Babe, hey. We're just
about to start.

188
00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:11,222
Could you grab me
a triple whiskey water?

189
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You would
like that, wouldn't you?

190
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Yep.

191
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You have two perfectly good legs.
Get it yourself.

192
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All right. Hey, guys!
Thanks for coming out.

193
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We're Scarecrow Boat.

194
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This first song is
called Menace Ball.

195
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Two, three, four...

196
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I know you been changing

197
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But I been changing, too

198
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You say that you've moved on...

199
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Thank you.

200
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What kind of
movies do you like?

201
00:08:48,305 --> 00:08:49,671
You already asked me that.

202
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Oh. Sorry.
Senior moment.

203
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Hey,
am I keeping you from something?

204
00:08:55,553 --> 00:08:56,782
No, no.

205
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Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a band
tonight, and I kind of wanted to go.

206
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,105
Well, if you want to go to
the rock show, I don't mind.

207
00:09:07,143 --> 00:09:08,702
Really? Are you sure?

208
00:09:08,779 --> 00:09:12,344
Sure! I haven't been to
a rock show in a long time.

209
00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:15,256
The last rock show I went
to was the Everly Brothers.

210
00:09:15,326 --> 00:09:17,262
- Hmm.
- You like the Everly Brothers?

211
00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:18,457
They're my favorite rock group.

212
00:09:18,532 --> 00:09:19,625
They're so good.

213
00:09:20,803 --> 00:09:23,775
I am getting very
positive signals.

214
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You and me together

215
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,549
You and me forever

216
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You and me together forever

217
00:09:36,234 --> 00:09:40,231
Together forever

218
00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,958
All right, take five, guys.
I'm gonna go acoustic.

219
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This next
song is dedicated to her,

220
00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:00,949
my girlfriend, Ann.

221
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,085
I call it Ann.

222
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:17,875
Ann

223
00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,646
Hey, the band's really good.

224
00:10:33,715 --> 00:10:36,152
I liked that song
Grapple Hound.

225
00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,053
- Gossip Town?
- Right.

226
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:41,757
My only criticism,
I hate the name of the band.

227
00:10:41,832 --> 00:10:44,599
Yeah, they should change
their name to Big, Lying Baby.

228
00:10:44,671 --> 00:10:45,934
Or Where's My Sandwich?

229
00:10:46,006 --> 00:10:49,035
Or Don't Forget To Bring
Home Beers After Work.

230
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,289
Okay. Since you brought it up,
I'm just gonna say it.

231
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I don't get you and...

232
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I mean, it doesn't
make any sense to me.

233
00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:02,968
I mean, I like Andy a lot.

234
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,309
But there's tons of guys
out there who have jobs

235
00:11:06,381 --> 00:11:08,749
and who respect you

236
00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:10,948
and think you're attractive.

237
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,086
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

238
00:11:13,161 --> 00:11:14,595
- You mean guys like you...
- No!

239
00:11:14,664 --> 00:11:16,064
For instance?

240
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,395
No, no, no, no, no, not me.

241
00:11:18,472 --> 00:11:20,031
Oh. Okay. Good, 'cause,
for a second there,

242
00:11:20,108 --> 00:11:22,170
I thought you were hitting on
me in front of my boyfriend.

243
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,908
No! Not my style.

244
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:27,989
Even though you did just call him a big,
lying baby.

245
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,625
And I do find you attractive.

246
00:11:30,696 --> 00:11:32,222
So, you are hitting on me.

247
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,429
No. I'm not.
I promise you.

248
00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:39,806
But if I were,
would you be interested?

249
00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:41,248
No.

250
00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,612
- Okay.
- Let me tell you why,

251
00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:44,748
because I'm in a crappy mood,

252
00:11:44,824 --> 00:11:46,885
and I don't really appreciate
what's happening right here.

253
00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:50,208
Number one, you've never been in a
relationship that's lasted longer than a week.

254
00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:51,768
- Number two, the girls...
- That's fine. Just...

255
00:11:51,781 --> 00:11:53,010
you do choose to
spend the week with...

256
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,730
That's enough. That's enough. Look, I was
not trying to ask you out, I promise.

257
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,516
Well, I'm glad we avoided that.

258
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:03,121
Pit!
I fell in it, the pit

259
00:12:03,729 --> 00:12:06,997
You fell in it, the pit

260
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:12,033
We all fell in it, the pit

261
00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:15,882
Pit! I fell in it, the pit

262
00:12:16,721 --> 00:12:19,284
You fell in it, the pit

263
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:25,362
We all fell in that pit

264
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,647
Thank you very much, everybody!
We are Scarecrow Boat!

265
00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:36,921
No! Screw it!
We are Mouse Rat!

266
00:12:36,995 --> 00:12:38,692
Thank you very much!
Good night!

267
00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:43,170
Damn it. I missed it?

268
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:44,869
Leslie!
Who's your friend?

269
00:12:44,944 --> 00:12:47,142
I'm George.
I'm Leslie's date.

270
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:50,282
Yes. He's my date.
George Gernway.

271
00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:52,154
He's the City
Manager in Eagleton.

272
00:12:52,226 --> 00:12:54,219
Hi, George Gernway.
I'm Tom Haverford.

273
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:57,235
This is my wife, Wendy.
She's my age.

274
00:12:57,303 --> 00:12:58,396
- Hi.
- Hello.

275
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,769
I have no idea
why Ann is upset with me.

276
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:04,248
But I do know she's too nice to yell
at me in front of all these people.

277
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,015
So, I am not leaving this bar.

278
00:13:07,088 --> 00:13:09,559
- So, I heard you went to Indiana State.
- Yes.

279
00:13:09,627 --> 00:13:11,027
My buddy Todd went there.
Maybe you know him.

280
00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:12,258
What year did you graduate?

281
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,426
1968.

282
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,997
Oh! Todd graduated in 2005,
so you probably missed him.

283
00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:19,606
How was your date with Leslie?

284
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,311
We change the band name,
and then we send the demo out.

285
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:24,218
- We're completely ready...
- Andy, let's go.

286
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:25,918
Honey, I'm just
debriefing with the band.

287
00:13:25,993 --> 00:13:27,587
It's just gonna
be just one second.

288
00:13:27,663 --> 00:13:28,722
Hey! Hi!

289
00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:32,534
Whoa! Leslie Knope! I'm so glad you
made it. You have to meet my band.

290
00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:33,938
- Okay. Hi, band!
- Hey. What's going on?

291
00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:36,344
Oh. I'm so sorry
that I missed your songs.

292
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:38,533
Is there any way that you guys could
do like an encore or something?

293
00:13:38,545 --> 00:13:39,502
An encore. I like it.

294
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,164
Guys, let's get our stuff
out of the boxes. Let's go.

295
00:13:41,185 --> 00:13:42,555
- No, no, forget it.
- No, we're going home.

296
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,130
No, don't leave.
I just got here.

297
00:13:44,151 --> 00:13:45,779
Yeah, she's here with her dad.

298
00:13:45,799 --> 00:13:47,632
It'd be kind of rude to not
do at least one more song.

299
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:48,728
Andy.

300
00:13:49,974 --> 00:13:52,571
Okay,
let's go. Let's go.

301
00:13:53,181 --> 00:13:55,047
Sorry, Leslie. We're gonna go.
I'll call you tomorrow.

302
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:56,279
- Okay.
- This weekend, guys.

303
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:02,322
Look. Dead or asleep?

304
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,628
Dead or asleep?

305
00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:10,145
George. George!

306
00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,978
Oh.

307
00:14:14,055 --> 00:14:16,151
Look at me, out like a light.

308
00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:19,429
I think I should head home now.

309
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,695
Okay.

310
00:14:22,424 --> 00:14:23,826
- It was nice to meet you.
- It was fun.

311
00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:26,947
I had a nice time.
Don't think I'll go out with her again.

312
00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:29,281
There was just no spark.

313
00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:30,981
How did Leslie
meet her boyfriend?

314
00:14:31,056 --> 00:14:33,117
She used to read him books
at the senior center.

315
00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:34,992
Wow. How old is he?

316
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:38,299
- He's six, but he has Benjamin
- Whoa.

317
00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:40,637
Hey, who wants to
see me climb a tree?

318
00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:43,214
- I do!
- I do!

319
00:14:45,419 --> 00:14:47,012
Deputy Director Knope.

320
00:14:47,823 --> 00:14:49,588
Where do you
think you're going?

321
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,857
Home. It's been
a really crappy night.

322
00:14:52,466 --> 00:14:54,265
Have a beer with me.

323
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:58,639
I can't believe my mom tried to
set me up with an 80-year-old man.

324
00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:03,945
I went to dinner tonight
with somebody's grandpa.

325
00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:06,255
You know what?
That guy was too young for you.

326
00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:08,490
You should be dating
guys in their early hundreds.

327
00:15:08,565 --> 00:15:10,330
I'm telling you,
you should be dating men

328
00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:12,463
that Al Roker announces
their birthdays.

329
00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:17,913
Hey! Congratulations
are in order.

330
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:20,614
I heard that you got that
speed bump thing through.

331
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:21,987
- Don't make fun of me.
- I'm not.

332
00:15:22,058 --> 00:15:25,463
Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a smaller
bump. It's a great day for America.

333
00:15:25,532 --> 00:15:28,368
What are you talking about?
That thing was a pain in the butt.

334
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:31,899
You fixed a problem.
That's what we're supposed to do.

335
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,811
Mark and I are really
connecting tonight.

336
00:15:36,888 --> 00:15:40,692
Like we connected that night
when we made love five years ago.

337
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,630
There's actually a lot of
similarities between those two nights.

338
00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:47,505
That time we were also at a bar.
And he was also pretty drunk.

339
00:15:51,628 --> 00:15:54,725
If you could put anything in
the park, what would you put in there?

340
00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:56,168
- Okay...
- Don't over-think it.

341
00:15:56,605 --> 00:16:00,477
Keep it simple, nice shady trees,
lots of grass, benches.

342
00:16:01,013 --> 00:16:03,541
- A picnic table?
- Sure. Water feature.

343
00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:05,851
Like, huge rocks
to be climbing on.

344
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,916
- A play area for the kids.
- God, that sounds wonderful.

345
00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:10,124
- I would live in that park.
- But then you'd be homeless.

346
00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:12,192
Hey, we're closing up.

347
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,295
Oh.

348
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,601
What time is it?
I should go.

349
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,644
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

350
00:16:16,711 --> 00:16:19,205
We're getting drinks to go.
Come on. Beers to go!

351
00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,652
Where are we going?
All the bars are closed.

352
00:16:25,863 --> 00:16:28,460
You think I can get my beer bottle
in that shopping cart right there?

353
00:16:28,535 --> 00:16:31,234
What? Mark, don't.
This pit isn't a dump.

354
00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:32,901
Yes, it is.
Look around, Leslie.

355
00:16:32,977 --> 00:16:34,310
I mean, there's
crap everywhere.

356
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,284
One beer bottle is not
gonna make any difference.

357
00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:43,295
Damn it!
I was so close there!

358
00:16:43,365 --> 00:16:45,597
Yeah, so...
It was pretty close!

359
00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:48,197
So far to the left!
So far to the left!

360
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,472
- You think you can do any better?
- No, please.

361
00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:52,709
I don't want anyone to see!
I'm the Deputy Director of Parks...

362
00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:54,946
You're the Deputy Director
of Parks and blah blah...

363
00:16:55,021 --> 00:16:56,615
You know, nobody's
gonna see it.

364
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,891
Go on and chuck it.

365
00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:07,744
Unbelievable!
That's unbelievable!

366
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:11,249
You missed the entire pit,
which is huge, by the way.

367
00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:13,219
I didn't do anything wrong.

368
00:17:13,248 --> 00:17:14,712
- You didn't do anything wrong?
- Mmm-mmm.

369
00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:16,904
I waited on you hand and foot.

370
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:18,099
And it was exhausting!

371
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,095
I fed you meals, and you could've
had your casts off two weeks ago!

372
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,651
- That is not true.
- It's not true?

373
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,214
So you're calling
Dr. Harris a liar?

374
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:28,748
- Yes.
- I'm gonna call Dr. Harris right now.

375
00:17:28,772 --> 00:17:29,854
- How about that?
- You call him!

376
00:17:29,885 --> 00:17:32,260
- You get me on the phone with Dr. Harris.
- Yes. Yes. I will.

377
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:33,772
Don't call him right now!

378
00:17:33,805 --> 00:17:35,604
- Why?
- Because it's late.

379
00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,509
Listen,
just put the phone down.

380
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:40,416
Fine! You want the truth?

381
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:41,579
Yes.

382
00:17:42,456 --> 00:17:45,155
Could I have gotten my
casts off two weeks ago?

383
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:48,360
Technically, yes. But...

384
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:52,301
I really, really like it
when you serve me food.

385
00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:54,141
Get out.
Get out of my house.

386
00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,545
But what...

387
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,179
Take a walk with your
overly-healed legs,

388
00:17:58,255 --> 00:18:01,021
and let me think
about this relationship.

389
00:18:06,971 --> 00:18:10,809
Okay, this pit.
Give it to me straight.

390
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,410
Are we ever gonna
turn it into a park?

391
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:15,751
Leslie, this is already a park!

392
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:19,729
Look, I mean, you got
Dirt Slide over here,

393
00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:21,994
you got Ring Around The
Diaper you could play there.

394
00:18:23,338 --> 00:18:27,438
You've got Duck, Duck, Glass
you could play right there.

395
00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:29,676
Mystery Trash.

396
00:18:30,686 --> 00:18:33,487
What's not to love about this park,
right here, now?

397
00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:37,623
I wish we could turn it into
a pit, frankly, don't you?

398
00:18:40,739 --> 00:18:43,005
But, seriously, I mean, really?

399
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,117
Honestly, Leslie,
it's gonna be a long, uphill battle.

400
00:18:48,822 --> 00:18:50,223
You are gonna be super annoyed

401
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,658
with all the people
that want you to fail.

402
00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:56,066
There is a sea of red tape,
endless roadblocks.

403
00:18:58,141 --> 00:19:00,771
So, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.

404
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,522
Screw it. I'm gonna
try to do it anyway.

405
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,730
I mean,
Kennedy put a man on the moon.

406
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:11,824
He did.

407
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,200
I can build one park.

408
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,901
I really admire your tenacity.

409
00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:18,571
I really admire you.

410
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,991
No, no.
Wait, what am I doing?

411
00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:48,837
This isn't the way
I want this to happen again.

412
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,214
Leslie, it's not
that big a deal.

413
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,994
I think you should
go home, Mark.

414
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,559
All right, okay.

415
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:04,905
I'm sorry.

416
00:20:05,842 --> 00:20:07,334
- I'm gonna get out of here.
- Yeah.

417
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,406
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, it's...

418
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:10,678
No. Oh, my God!

419
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,315
Oh, my God!

420
00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:15,793
Oh, my God!
Mark, are you all right?

421
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:16,921
Wow.

422
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,834
Are you okay?
Oh, my God!

423
00:20:20,739 --> 00:20:22,105
- Go get some help.
- Help!

424
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,405
- Go get some help.
- Help!

425
00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:24,468
- Go get some help.
- Help!

426
00:20:24,547 --> 00:20:27,678
Hey, babe!
Baby, open up!

427
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:30,349
That guy Mark
just fell in the pit!

428
00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,087
- What?
- You know that guy Mark?

429
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:34,962
- Yeah.
- He just fell in the pit!

430
00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:36,424
You gotta go check it out.
You're a nurse.

431
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,009
I think he'd probably be hurt.

432
00:20:40,846 --> 00:20:42,406
Seriously, it's pretty bad!

433
00:20:42,483 --> 00:20:46,583
Pit! I fell in it, the pit

434
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:49,821
You fell in it, the pit

435
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:55,402
We all fell in it, the pit

436
00:20:55,475 --> 00:20:59,711
The pit!
I fell in it, the pit