1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:03,554 We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card, 2 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:06,529 so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges. 3 00:00:06,598 --> 00:00:08,031 Okay. Thank you. 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,728 $20 to Netflix? 5 00:00:10,032 --> 00:00:10,864 Yeah. 6 00:00:10,902 --> 00:00:12,995 $20 to Blockbuster Online? 7 00:00:13,475 --> 00:00:14,343 Both? 8 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:17,231 I needed all eleven disks of Gossip Girl at the same time. 9 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:22,473 $120 in tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? 10 00:00:23,681 --> 00:00:27,048 They give you a little wand, and a diploma. It's fun. 11 00:00:27,118 --> 00:00:29,643 - What did you major in? - Potions. 12 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,483 You know, I'm gonna take you off speakerphone. 13 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:32,374 Go ahead. 14 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:34,430 Jessica Simpson clip-in hair extensions? 15 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:37,324 No. Okay... Um, I wore those once. 16 00:00:37,394 --> 00:00:39,624 It was a money-back guarantee, but I forgot to return them. 17 00:00:39,696 --> 00:00:41,729 Man Pillow, the pillow shaped like a man? 18 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:42,892 Oh, God. 19 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:44,866 Also something called "Bucket of Cake." 20 00:00:44,934 --> 00:00:46,026 Yeah, you know what? 21 00:00:46,102 --> 00:00:47,831 I think someone definitely stole my credit card. 22 00:00:47,904 --> 00:00:49,303 So why don't you just cancel it? 23 00:00:49,372 --> 00:00:50,566 Do you wanna hear what else they purchased? 24 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,574 Yes. No, you don't have to refund anything. 25 00:00:52,642 --> 00:00:55,543 Just cancel the credit card and we'll all go on with our lives. Thank you. 26 00:00:56,713 --> 00:00:59,147 So, what does a Man Pillow look like? 27 00:00:59,549 --> 00:01:01,038 Daniel Craig. 28 00:01:02,317 --> 00:01:03,579 It's for my lower back. 29 00:01:24,238 --> 00:01:27,264 My name is Keef, and I am your friend. 30 00:01:27,341 --> 00:01:28,899 Are you guys my friends? 31 00:01:28,976 --> 00:01:30,500 Yeah. 32 00:01:30,578 --> 00:01:32,739 All right! Awesome! 33 00:01:32,814 --> 00:01:34,941 It is playground time! 34 00:01:37,418 --> 00:01:39,943 Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. 35 00:01:40,021 --> 00:01:42,251 And we're all volunteering for Kaboom, 36 00:01:42,323 --> 00:01:45,986 a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. 37 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:47,822 High five! High five! High five! 38 00:01:47,894 --> 00:01:49,794 I never trust anything that comes that quickly. 39 00:01:49,863 --> 00:01:51,125 That's why I don't eat Minute Rice. 40 00:01:52,232 --> 00:01:54,723 So this whole "build a playground in a day" thing, 41 00:01:54,801 --> 00:01:56,166 I mean, that's just a slogan, right? 42 00:01:56,191 --> 00:01:58,710 Nope. One day, 24 hours. 43 00:01:58,753 --> 00:02:00,466 Keith that is so incredible. 44 00:02:00,506 --> 00:02:04,022 I work in parks, and I know how hard it is to get something done. 45 00:02:04,077 --> 00:02:05,840 Not if you have the Kaboom spirit. 46 00:02:05,912 --> 00:02:08,210 You can look at a problem, and you can either go, 47 00:02:08,281 --> 00:02:10,613 "Oh, this is a problem" or you can kaboom, 48 00:02:10,684 --> 00:02:13,151 blow it up and turn it into something great. 49 00:02:13,652 --> 00:02:15,847 You literally kaboom the problem. 50 00:02:16,922 --> 00:02:20,688 Come on, people! I see more ground than playground! 51 00:02:20,759 --> 00:02:22,090 - Kaboom. - Don't do that. 52 00:02:22,161 --> 00:02:23,958 One, two, three. 53 00:02:25,564 --> 00:02:26,792 Man, this is tough. 54 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:29,767 Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing, 55 00:02:29,835 --> 00:02:32,497 fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts, 56 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:35,801 the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd. 57 00:02:35,874 --> 00:02:36,863 Mmm-hmm. 58 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:38,804 Hey, Leslie. Hi. 59 00:02:39,444 --> 00:02:41,002 Whoa. Ann. 60 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:42,341 What are you doing here? 61 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:46,247 Oh! I'm volunteering. I love to volunteer. 62 00:02:46,317 --> 00:02:47,443 The key to volunteering? 63 00:02:48,186 --> 00:02:50,950 A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in. 64 00:02:51,022 --> 00:02:52,990 The Red Cross has amazing cookies. 65 00:02:53,057 --> 00:02:56,549 I go there all the time. Meals On Wheels was a bonanza. 66 00:02:57,028 --> 00:02:59,825 Suicide Hotline, surprisingly lame spread. 67 00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:08,070 I thought I'd give back to those less fortunate than myself. 68 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,764 - You live in a pit. - Not anymore. 69 00:03:10,841 --> 00:03:12,604 Living with the drummer of my band. 70 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:16,645 Living indoors, pretty cool, not to brag. Kind of hard not to. 71 00:03:17,314 --> 00:03:18,576 Anyhow, got to go, 72 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:21,709 me and an old Asian lady are double-teaming some monkey bars. So... 73 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,484 Hey, look. I got a remote control and I'm controlling you. 74 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:30,253 Go faster. Go faster. Go faster, Ron's the master. 75 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:37,129 Well. You have been officially kaboomed. 76 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,431 Whoa. Look at you two and your big kabooms. 77 00:03:40,503 --> 00:03:42,698 Great job. I got gifts. 78 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:45,036 - Oh! - There you go, for you. 79 00:03:45,107 --> 00:03:47,006 - And one more for you. - Thank you. 80 00:03:47,075 --> 00:03:49,066 So, you guys gonna join us tomorrow in Muncie? 81 00:03:49,144 --> 00:03:52,341 No, I wish, but back to the real world. 82 00:03:52,414 --> 00:03:54,541 At least you guys will be kabooming somewhere, right? 83 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:58,643 Remember, you take a man kabooming, he kabooms for a day. 84 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:03,623 But you teach a man how to kaboom. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom. 85 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:07,657 Oh, I'm so pumped. Feel I could take on the world. 86 00:04:07,729 --> 00:04:10,094 I could prep, like, a thousand diagnostic tests. 87 00:04:11,265 --> 00:04:13,631 - In an hour. - That's the spirit. 88 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:16,536 There it is, the pit. 89 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:17,593 Hmm. 90 00:04:17,805 --> 00:04:19,432 There's something I wish I could kaboom. 91 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:23,439 Well, we are. It's just a slow-boom. 92 00:04:23,944 --> 00:04:26,071 A slower, more deliberate kaboom. 93 00:04:26,146 --> 00:04:27,340 Yeah. Totally. 94 00:04:27,414 --> 00:04:28,779 - See you tomorrow. - Okay. 95 00:04:38,424 --> 00:04:39,914 You know what this mess is? 96 00:04:39,993 --> 00:04:42,154 This is a list of things we have to complete 97 00:04:42,228 --> 00:04:44,321 before we fill in the pit behind Ann's house. 98 00:04:44,964 --> 00:04:48,627 You know what this is? This is a kaboomer. 99 00:04:55,041 --> 00:04:57,133 Jerry, did you use permanent marker again? 100 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,006 I'm sorry, guys, I... 101 00:04:59,039 --> 00:05:00,396 - I just grabbed the wrong... - This is a big... 102 00:05:00,443 --> 00:05:02,536 - I grabbed the wrong... - This isn't gonna... Open very big, Jerry. 103 00:05:02,581 --> 00:05:04,071 Okay. Forget it. Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born. 104 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,811 And this is clean. 105 00:05:07,486 --> 00:05:10,284 How do we speed up the process? 106 00:05:10,355 --> 00:05:12,516 How do we kaboom it? 107 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:15,124 Rules, codes, permits, red tape. 108 00:05:15,193 --> 00:05:18,356 I never realized how frustrating it is to be in the government. 109 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:21,527 In my next life, I'm going into private industry. 110 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:24,032 Maybe strip mining. 111 00:05:24,502 --> 00:05:27,801 Okay, everybody take out their thinking caps and rip them up. 112 00:05:28,873 --> 00:05:30,841 Then take out your doing caps, 113 00:05:30,908 --> 00:05:32,034 'cause we're gonna do something today. 114 00:05:32,109 --> 00:05:35,135 I have a couple of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. 115 00:05:35,212 --> 00:05:37,407 Come on, Tom. Focus, please. 116 00:05:37,481 --> 00:05:38,812 How do we cut through the red tape 117 00:05:38,883 --> 00:05:40,316 and how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas? 118 00:05:40,384 --> 00:05:42,579 We need to cut through the red tape and get the pit filled in. 119 00:05:42,653 --> 00:05:45,951 Yes, Tom. Good. Okay, everybody else needs to participate. 120 00:05:46,022 --> 00:05:48,889 Come on, guys. These suggestions aren't gonna suggest themselves. 121 00:05:49,559 --> 00:05:50,753 Yes, Jerry. 122 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,195 This idea better be good. 123 00:05:55,298 --> 00:05:56,788 - Ann? - I support you. 124 00:05:56,866 --> 00:05:58,299 - Good. - You could petition 125 00:05:58,368 --> 00:06:00,734 to expedite the Architecture Review Board process. 126 00:06:00,804 --> 00:06:04,296 Mark, buddy, you're not listening to me. 127 00:06:04,808 --> 00:06:07,867 I want to kaboom it. Okay? 128 00:06:07,943 --> 00:06:08,967 Can I talk to you outside really quick? 129 00:06:09,044 --> 00:06:10,033 Sure. 130 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:12,342 Mark's gonna help me, so thanks for nothing, Jerry. 131 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,904 Good job, Ann. 132 00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:17,383 - So you really wanna get this pit filled in? - Yes. 133 00:06:17,453 --> 00:06:18,579 And you'll do whatever it takes? 134 00:06:18,654 --> 00:06:21,418 Mark, I am so sick of moving like a slug. 135 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:23,617 I want to move like a cheetah. 136 00:06:23,692 --> 00:06:26,422 Or a slug driving a remote controlled car. 137 00:06:26,495 --> 00:06:28,486 Something more plausible than that, but fast. 138 00:06:28,564 --> 00:06:29,997 Would you break the rules? 139 00:06:30,499 --> 00:06:31,522 I won't murder. 140 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:36,226 That's good to know. But it's actually very simple. 141 00:06:36,304 --> 00:06:38,829 If you wanna fill in the pit, just go fill it in. 142 00:06:38,906 --> 00:06:42,433 Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness. 143 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:45,378 Oh, I like that. Okay, wow. 144 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:48,215 So who gives me the go-ahead to not ask for permission 145 00:06:48,234 --> 00:06:49,758 but ask for forgiveness? Is it Ron? - No, no, no. 146 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,640 No. It's nobody. It's nobody, it's you. 147 00:06:51,686 --> 00:06:54,210 You have to be bold. 148 00:06:54,287 --> 00:06:55,311 Okay. 149 00:06:55,389 --> 00:06:56,413 Okay, look. 150 00:06:56,923 --> 00:06:58,720 You wanna get the pit filled in? 151 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:02,193 Go rent a bulldozer and fill in the freaking pit. 152 00:07:05,432 --> 00:07:06,490 Hey. 153 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:08,594 What's up? 154 00:07:08,668 --> 00:07:10,863 Say you had a friend who wanted to do something good, 155 00:07:10,937 --> 00:07:13,235 but a little risky, and she was kind of nervous about it, 156 00:07:13,306 --> 00:07:16,241 and this friend is me. What should I do? 157 00:07:17,043 --> 00:07:20,409 Mmm. You should do it, and you should ask your friend to help you, 158 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:23,642 because your friend totally has your back. And that friend is me. 159 00:07:23,716 --> 00:07:24,705 You'll help me? 160 00:07:24,784 --> 00:07:27,412 Of course, I'll do anything I can to help. 161 00:07:27,486 --> 00:07:28,510 Let's do it. 162 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:30,384 Okay. 163 00:07:30,856 --> 00:07:32,289 What are we doing? Is it dangerous? 164 00:07:33,058 --> 00:07:34,650 We're not gonna murder anyone. 165 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,937 It was crazy. I didn't get a single permit. Nobody stamped anything. 166 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,816 All I did was order a backhoe, 167 00:07:42,846 --> 00:07:44,613 and it came with a guy who runs it. 168 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:48,174 I've never rented a guy before. 169 00:07:49,118 --> 00:07:50,745 I wish I knew about that during prom. 170 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:53,095 There was a girl at my prom who was known as "the back ho." 171 00:07:53,122 --> 00:07:55,522 Mary Dunbar. She'd let anyone massage her back. 172 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:57,419 I'm so excited we're doing this. 173 00:07:57,493 --> 00:07:58,960 And we're doing it without permission. 174 00:07:59,028 --> 00:08:00,996 We're giving ourselves permission. 175 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:03,429 Look, I had these hard hats made. 176 00:08:03,499 --> 00:08:05,489 Check it out. Kick, Ass. 177 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,034 - I'll take that one. - Okay. 178 00:08:07,102 --> 00:08:09,400 Oh, my God, Ann, this is so cool. 179 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:10,699 - Do you feel giddy? - Yeah. 180 00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:12,364 I'm so proud of us. 181 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,013 Miss Montague, you ready? 182 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:18,404 I didn't wanna tell him my real name, you know? 183 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,898 Yeah. 184 00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:23,409 First, speech. Is important moment here. 185 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:29,321 We are about to fill this hole now, not with dirt, 186 00:08:30,190 --> 00:08:32,784 but with the courage of a thousand lions 187 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:35,522 and the solemn memory of all of our friends 188 00:08:35,596 --> 00:08:38,224 who have fallen in this cursed hole. 189 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:41,091 Dump it! 190 00:08:50,511 --> 00:08:52,704 Ugh! What the? 191 00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:54,115 Andy? 192 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,777 I'm okay. 193 00:08:57,783 --> 00:08:59,080 Oh, God. 194 00:08:59,352 --> 00:09:00,376 Oh, my God. 195 00:09:04,824 --> 00:09:06,018 Oh! 196 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:07,657 Well, that beeping was sure annoying. 197 00:09:07,727 --> 00:09:09,388 But this is even more annoying. 198 00:09:09,462 --> 00:09:10,861 I'll handle this. 199 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:13,364 The monitor is not a toy, Andy. 200 00:09:13,432 --> 00:09:15,991 Anything is a toy if you play with it. 201 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,762 I'll chalk that up to your concussion. 202 00:09:18,403 --> 00:09:21,099 The good news is your CAT scan's clear. 203 00:09:22,274 --> 00:09:25,107 - Cool. - Andy, I'm really happy you're okay. 204 00:09:25,177 --> 00:09:26,303 Leslie was worried, too. 205 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:29,404 We should've checked before to see if you were home. 206 00:09:29,781 --> 00:09:31,248 Oh, no, I told you. I moved out of the pit. 207 00:09:31,316 --> 00:09:33,216 I just had to go back because I forgot my headphones. 208 00:09:33,285 --> 00:09:35,116 Then I laid down on this really comfy tarp, 209 00:09:35,187 --> 00:09:39,316 I saw an old cereal box I hadn't read before, so I must have drifted off. 210 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:40,584 Next thing you know... 211 00:09:43,527 --> 00:09:44,653 Dirt. 212 00:09:45,362 --> 00:09:46,954 Scooch up for one sec. 213 00:09:48,199 --> 00:09:50,565 And back down. There you go. 214 00:09:50,634 --> 00:09:51,623 Ah! 215 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:55,565 That is perfect. It's like I'm lying in a cloud. 216 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,867 This is awesome. 217 00:09:58,576 --> 00:10:01,010 Ann and Andy, just like old times. 218 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:06,439 The pit works in mysterious ways. 219 00:10:08,351 --> 00:10:11,787 I'm sorry about Andy, but I'm not sorry about what I did. 220 00:10:11,854 --> 00:10:14,482 What's my crime? I got bold? 221 00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:17,359 - And a little negligent? - Knope! 222 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:19,984 My office! Now! 223 00:10:21,331 --> 00:10:23,526 Hey. Can I smoke in here? 224 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,589 You don't smoke. 225 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,725 Just asking if I can. 226 00:10:26,735 --> 00:10:28,202 Are you high? 227 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:29,669 I'm high on kaboom. 228 00:10:30,239 --> 00:10:32,537 Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness. 229 00:10:32,608 --> 00:10:35,543 That's right. You never did ask me for permission, did you? 230 00:10:35,611 --> 00:10:37,772 Well, I'm sorry to burst your k-bubble, 231 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:42,078 but I just had my ass k-handed to me by the City Manager. 232 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,744 And now this entire department is k-screwed. 233 00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:48,555 Ron, I'm so, so, so sorry. 234 00:10:49,091 --> 00:10:51,558 What the K were you thinking? 235 00:10:51,892 --> 00:10:54,952 I would prefer that she ask me for my permission 236 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,462 so I can say no. 237 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,191 I like saying no. 238 00:10:59,433 --> 00:11:01,560 It lowers their enthusiasm. 239 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:05,834 Hello. So, I brought you some clean clothes 240 00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:07,066 that I found at my house. 241 00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:08,631 Oh, my God. My sexy sweater. 242 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,234 It has a hole cut out over the bicep. Thank you. 243 00:11:11,312 --> 00:11:12,472 No problem. 244 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:16,606 No, A-Cakes, seriously, thank you. 245 00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:18,442 You're welcome. 246 00:11:18,952 --> 00:11:21,147 No. Thank you. 247 00:11:22,355 --> 00:11:25,017 No, no, no, no, no. What... What are you... 248 00:11:25,091 --> 00:11:27,252 What do you think is happening right now? 249 00:11:27,327 --> 00:11:32,731 A tragic accident reignited feelings you thought were long dead, 250 00:11:32,799 --> 00:11:34,733 and we are finally back together. 251 00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:37,064 Andy, we're not back together. 252 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:40,498 You know that I'm kind of with Mark now. 253 00:11:40,606 --> 00:11:42,870 Oh, God. Is that still happening? 254 00:11:42,941 --> 00:11:46,138 I don't get it. What does he have that I don't have? 255 00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:47,269 Are you serious? 256 00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:48,335 Yeah. 257 00:11:48,414 --> 00:11:51,872 Everything. He has, literally, everything you don't have. 258 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:56,546 A job, a car, a steady income, an address, 259 00:11:56,622 --> 00:11:59,420 a second pair of shoes, table manners, 260 00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:02,891 the ability to say "tampon" without giggling. 261 00:12:03,528 --> 00:12:06,156 Mark has his life together. 262 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:11,499 I'll get you a different nurse. 263 00:12:14,272 --> 00:12:15,967 It's awful what happened to Andy. 264 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,635 But sometimes when you make an omelet, you got to break a few eggs. 265 00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:22,441 What's the alternative? No omelets at all? 266 00:12:22,513 --> 00:12:24,742 Who wants to live in that kind of world? 267 00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:27,511 Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live. 268 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,711 Miss Knope? Miss Knope. 269 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,818 Hi. Scott Braddock, City Attorney. 270 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:36,688 Hey, Scott. I didn't know that you were friends with Andy. 271 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,954 I never met him. 272 00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:40,462 What I do know is that he could sue us at the drop of a hat. 273 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:43,499 I mean, right now, he's the most dangerous man in Pawnee. 274 00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,296 Is that all you lawyers think about? 275 00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:48,360 Lawsuits, and laws and legalese? 276 00:12:49,038 --> 00:12:50,903 - Yes. - Yeah. Well, you can relax. 277 00:12:50,973 --> 00:12:53,441 All I'm gonna do is go in and just say, 278 00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:55,909 "We are so sorry, it's entirely our fault..." 279 00:12:55,978 --> 00:12:57,969 No, no, no, no. You can't say any of that. 280 00:12:57,997 --> 00:12:59,187 It admits liability. 281 00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:01,415 You can't say "I'm sorry, " or "I apologize." 282 00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:02,767 It implies guilt. 283 00:13:02,818 --> 00:13:06,219 That's insane. I have to apologize. Andy was a victim... 284 00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:08,450 - Can't say "victim."... - of an extremely unfortunate situation. 285 00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:10,686 Can't say "unfortunate," and you can't say "situation." 286 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,226 I can't say the word "situation"? 287 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:14,090 No. It implies there was a situation. 288 00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:17,397 Can I give him the pig? 289 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:18,724 Yeah, the pig's fine. 290 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,702 - Hi, Andy. - Hi, Leslie. 291 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,388 - I got this for you. Hope you squeal better. - Aw! 292 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:34,045 This is my friend Scott. 293 00:13:34,277 --> 00:13:35,265 Hi, Scott. 294 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,304 Mmm-hmm. 295 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:39,306 Andy, I just wanted to say, I am so, so... 296 00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:40,552 Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm. 297 00:13:41,094 --> 00:13:45,825 Filled with emotions, as any person would. 298 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,459 What? 299 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:50,588 No miming. 300 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,653 Uh... 301 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,165 You were in the pit. 302 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,565 We're not conceding that point. 303 00:13:56,537 --> 00:13:58,232 You were in a place. 304 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,733 We're both here now. 305 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,873 - The government... - No, no. No. 306 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,049 - We got to go. - What? 307 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,108 - Let's go. - Why? 308 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,565 Wendell Adams. I'm Andrew's attorney. 309 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,440 Andy, no. 310 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,505 It's my only option. 311 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,074 Andy, stop. 312 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,495 I've advised my client not to speak with you. 313 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,751 He's suing the City of Pawnee. 314 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,553 Andy, you're suing your hometown? 315 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,286 Andy, no. 316 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,519 Look, can we just talk about this? 317 00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:24,391 Leslie, no. 318 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:26,686 This is terrible. 319 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:27,891 Don't say "terrible." 320 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,433 Don't look back. 321 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:36,975 Hello? 322 00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:38,986 Andy, it's Leslie. 323 00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:39,985 Hello? 324 00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:41,778 Hello? Andy, it's Leslie. 325 00:14:41,957 --> 00:14:43,720 Psych. Leave a message after the beep. 326 00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:46,655 Andy, it's Leslie. Look. 327 00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:49,891 What did you mean when you said it's your only option? 328 00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:53,092 I think we should talk. Without lawyers present. 329 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:56,102 If you wanna meet, just put a white chalk "X" 330 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,333 on the mailbox across the street from City Hall. 331 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,068 Or call me back. Just call me back. 332 00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:04,803 Andy, why aren't you returning my calls? 333 00:15:04,879 --> 00:15:07,370 Is it because of your lawyer? It's because of your lawyer. 334 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:12,282 Hey, Andy, it's your aunt, your mom or dad's sister. 335 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:18,149 I don't know how to tell you this but your uncle has passed. 336 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,356 He's with Jesus now. 337 00:15:22,229 --> 00:15:26,598 So we're having a memorial in 30 minutes at City Hall. 338 00:15:27,768 --> 00:15:29,565 Hey! Free guitars at City Hall! Everybody run! 339 00:15:30,737 --> 00:15:33,227 Because of a local disaster, 340 00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:36,274 you, Andy Dwyer, 341 00:15:36,342 --> 00:15:41,939 must go to the evacuation center at Pawnee City Hall. 342 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,547 Hmm. 343 00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:46,710 That was weird. 344 00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:48,981 How long have you been there? 345 00:15:50,056 --> 00:15:53,992 I promise that Andy isn't suing just for the money. 346 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,085 Leslie, the man lived in a pit. Okay? 347 00:15:56,162 --> 00:15:58,391 He couldn't find a place to live on the Earth's surface, 348 00:15:58,463 --> 00:15:59,862 so he went under the ground. 349 00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:02,832 You're dealing with a grown man who thinks like a gopher. 350 00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:06,735 I feel like if I could get past the lawyers and find out what's really going on, 351 00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:08,568 I think I could get him to drop the lawsuit. 352 00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,739 - Ann, is that you? - Hey. 353 00:16:17,816 --> 00:16:19,681 We need to talk somewhere private. 354 00:16:21,752 --> 00:16:22,810 Oh! 355 00:16:22,886 --> 00:16:24,751 Baby, I'm back. 356 00:16:24,822 --> 00:16:25,846 Thank you so... 357 00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:28,688 - Why are you naked? - Oh! 358 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,021 Well, because of what you said. 359 00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,931 - We're getting back together. - No, we're not. 360 00:16:31,961 --> 00:16:33,189 Yes, we are. 361 00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:35,124 You should've heard the super sexy stuff she was saying to me. 362 00:16:35,139 --> 00:16:37,921 I said, "Hey, Andy. It's Ann. Can we talk at my house?" 363 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,339 That's not how you said it. You were like, 364 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:43,632 "Hey, Andy. It's Ann. Can you talk at my house?" 365 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,471 Oh, my God, you are such a baby. Ugh! Literally. 366 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:49,033 Big, naked baby. Put clothes on. 367 00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:52,479 You know what? I should have seen this coming. 368 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:53,981 Has he showed up naked before? 369 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:58,510 Oh, yeah. Anniversaries, birthdays, holidays. Good luck. 370 00:16:59,222 --> 00:17:01,156 - Where are you... - Hey, Ann. Just... 371 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,330 None of your clothes fit me. 372 00:17:02,361 --> 00:17:04,981 So I'm putting an apron over the front stuff. 373 00:17:05,528 --> 00:17:06,859 Is she gone? 374 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,388 What did you mean when you said this was your only option? 375 00:17:11,466 --> 00:17:13,525 Well, I'm completely broke, 376 00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:16,435 and my lawyer said it could be worth upwards of $100,000. 377 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,032 I just can't believe that you're suing just for the money. 378 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:22,304 I want Ann back, and she said she really needs a guy with a lot of money. 379 00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:23,435 That doesn't sound like Ann. 380 00:17:23,512 --> 00:17:24,945 Well, I can't really do her voice, 381 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:28,107 but she said she likes Mark because he's a grown-up with a bank account. 382 00:17:28,183 --> 00:17:29,539 I put two and two together. 383 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,908 $100,000, I could probably get a bank account. 384 00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:35,577 Sometimes, I think the right thing to do is to not take shortcuts. 385 00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:39,321 I mean, look, I tried to fill in the pit, that didn't work either. 386 00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,662 Fine. I'll get a job. 387 00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,395 Ann will respect that. 388 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,392 I can make six bucks a day playing guitar on the street. 389 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:50,459 I can't make six bucks a day. 390 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:51,732 Wait a second. 391 00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:54,797 I know I just said that maybe shortcuts are bad, 392 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,037 but I kind of just thought of an awesome shortcut. 393 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,440 Mr. Dwyer, we're very happy that you're dropping the suit. 394 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,072 Yeah, it's really terrific. 395 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,117 - I have my conditions. - No. Never. 396 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,210 I will not negotiate with greedy street people. 397 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,585 Wait, Leslie. Let's hear him out. 398 00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:11,635 We planned this. 399 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,655 Kaboom. 400 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,458 All right. What's it gonna take? 401 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:21,905 One, I want that pit filled in, sir. 402 00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:29,091 Is there a two? 403 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,442 A guaranteed starting spot 404 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,180 in the Indianapolis Colts, inside linebacker. 405 00:18:38,712 --> 00:18:40,223 Well, we can't accomplish that. 406 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:45,779 I think that Andy seems like he doesn't care so much about the second one, 407 00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:51,286 and he would be fine with us just filling in the pit. 408 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,231 What do you say, Scott? 409 00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,559 Yeah. I mean, eventually, we're gonna fill in the pit. 410 00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,344 "Eventually"? 411 00:18:59,437 --> 00:19:01,428 I've already been injured in that thing twice. 412 00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:04,906 And I could fall in 10 more times by "eventually." 413 00:19:04,975 --> 00:19:06,306 Every time I walk past that pit, 414 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:10,335 I'm forced to relive the most traumatic two separate days of my life, 415 00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:12,142 and wanna sue you again. 416 00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,282 Well, I hate to say it, 417 00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:20,722 but it really seems like Andy has us over a barrel here, Scott. 418 00:19:21,858 --> 00:19:22,882 Yeah. 419 00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:27,622 This is really happening. I just can't believe it. 420 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:32,827 Oh, sorry. Usually, in these situations, a person says "pinch me." 421 00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:37,531 Is that Andy? 422 00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:43,874 Ah, yeah. Just one of his conditions for the settlement, I guess. 423 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,803 - He settled? - Yup. 424 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:50,916 Gave up $100,000 probably just for one thing, 425 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:54,250 the city fill in the pit behind your house. 426 00:19:54,622 --> 00:19:55,646 Why? 427 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,519 Who knows? 428 00:19:57,992 --> 00:20:00,517 Who knows why that gopher does what he does? 429 00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:02,688 You always hated this pit! 430 00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:10,502 Goodbye, pit. Hello, lot. 431 00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:13,866 How does taking risks make me feel? 432 00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:16,474 Amazing. 433 00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:21,310 Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed. 434 00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:27,377 My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. 435 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,863 I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way. 436 00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:36,734 Wow, you did it. 437 00:20:37,662 --> 00:20:39,458 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 438 00:20:39,492 --> 00:20:41,926 - There's so much more to do. - Oh, my God, we're so close. 439 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,055 Yeah. 440 00:20:43,105 --> 00:20:45,903 I'm gonna call Kaboom, and check on their availability for next year. 441 00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,237 Great. 442 00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:49,466 Information. 443 00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:51,672 Hi, yes, I'd like the number for Kaboom, 444 00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:53,840 the national playground building charity. 445 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,309 I hope they can work us in. 446 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,444 Sorry, there's no listing for that name. 447 00:20:58,521 --> 00:21:00,011 What? Are you sure? 448 00:21:01,357 --> 00:21:04,154 "Kaboom" is a word I made up. It's not in any dictionary. 449 00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:06,156 I trick people into building playgrounds 450 00:21:06,192 --> 00:21:08,183 on empty lots in their neighborhoods. 451 00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:10,720 It's an elaborate prank. For my next prank, 452 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:14,030 I'm going to build a hospital in a poor part of China. 453 00:21:14,102 --> 00:21:15,660 They'll never see it coming.