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Okay. As everybody knows,
The Spirit of Pawnee

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was defaced again last night.

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What was it this time?

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Chocolate pudding.

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Huh. That's new.

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The mural that
normally resides here

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is called The Spirit of Pawnee.

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And it's very controversial.

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We've had someone throw
acid at it, tomato sauce.

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Someone tried to stab it once.

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We really need
better security here.

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We also need better,
less-offensive history.

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So, the city council has decided
that The Spirit of Pawnee

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should be changed to something

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just a little less horrifying.

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Now, since the murals were made

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by government employees
back in the 1930s,

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we thought it might be fun

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if each department submitted
a design for a new mural.

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And you'll submit your
concepts tomorrow afternoon.

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All righty, folks?
Thank you very much.

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Hey, Leslie. What's your
design going to be? A tree?

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Joe, you work in Sewage.

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Your department literally
specializes in crap.

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You really want to do this?

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I told you before. "Crap" is a slang term.
And I don't like that term.

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But at least we don't specialize
in losing, like you guys.

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Sewage. Let's roll.

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Damn! How does Sewage always
get the hottest interns?

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contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today

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Guys, this department has the
chance to design something

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that could be in this building forever.
This could be our legacy.

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I thought building a park on Lot
48 was going to be our legacy.

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Well, you can
have two legacies.

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Look at Madonna.
Great singer, amazing arms.

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Look at O.J. Simpson.
Heisman Trophy winner, Naked Gun.

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- Mmm-hmm. - No offense, Leslie,
but I'm not an artist.

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Oh, that's not true, Donna.
I've seen your fingernails.

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Um, I pay someone to do this.

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Really? Oh, well, shoot.

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Anyway, I'm ordering
all of you to design a mural.

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Uh, only Ron can order the whole
department to do something.

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- Ron, order them to do this.
- Do whatever Leslie says.

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Ha-haa! Okay,
so here are your supplies.

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I want you to go and find
the spirit of Pawnee.

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And make me a sketch.

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And it needs to be breathtaking
and moving and historical

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and better than every department.
And you have one hour.

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Designers. Make it work.

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Tim Gunn.

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You, my friend,
are ready to go dancing.

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Thank you, sir.
All right. Next?

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Andrew. Looking good.

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- Business is booming.
- Yeah.

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Hey. Ron, how about you?
Need a little dog waxing?

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It's only 5 bucks, and I'll let
you cut in front of this guy.

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- What?
- Come on. Beat it.

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This is Ron Swanson
we're talking about.

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I'm impressed with Andy.
Pulling himself up by his bootstraps.

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He reminds me of me.

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I got my first job
when I was nine.

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Worked at
a sheet metal factory.

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In two weeks,
I was running the floor.

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Child labor laws are
ruining this country.

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Do you have a key in your shoe?

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No. No, I have a bunion that's
practically its own toe.

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Normally, the pain howls through my
loafers like a banshee on the moors.

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But for these
past three minutes,

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it's been reduced
to a faint growl.

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Okay. That's neat.

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Well, hey.
We are all finished.

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Well, that was great.

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Thank you, son.

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No sweat.

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Next?

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You shouldn't let your friends cut in line.
It's not good business.

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You want to know what
else isn't good business?

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That guy's my friend.

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Right.

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I'm saying you shouldn't let
your friends cut in line.

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All right. Sorry, pal.
Here. Give me this. Next.

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So, what are you
looking for exactly?

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I don't know, man.

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"The spirit of Pawnee."
That's all I got.

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Here. Just give me
$20 worth of art.

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Just something that seems personal,
that only I could have done.

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Tell me about yourself.

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No. Just paint.

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I have no interest in art.

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Let me clarify.
I have no interest in non-nude images.

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Dude, what the hell
kind of art is this?

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It looks like a lizard
puking up Skittles.

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I'm an abstract expressionist.

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No, you're a con artist.

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And I'm a guy that's out 20 bucks.
Ugh. Whatever.

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I'm a terrible artist.

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But the Parks Department
has done so much for me

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that if I can help them out
in any way, I will.

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Oh, God.

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Maybe I should just give
them all free flu shots.

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I know everything about
this town and these murals.

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And that's why this is
a dream come true. Literally.

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I have had a dream
where I designed a mural.

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But then it turned
into a nightmare,

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because the mural
started talking,

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and it came alive
and it was whispering.

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And I couldn't hear
what it was saying,

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so I leaned in close,
and then it ate me.

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At one point,
Gina Gershon was there.

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My piece is truly going to
capture the spirit of Pawnee.

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I never understood
the term "elbow grease."

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I guess it's not really
grease. Just hard work.

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Oh, hey, Ron. Nice,
shiny shoes you got there.

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Oh, hey. I was just...
I think... Oh, no. Shoot.

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Actually, it looks
like I scuffed this one.

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Do you need your money back, Ron?
Because I already spent it.

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Really? How did...

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Never mind. I think I'll just
take another full polish.

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Can I cut in line again?

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I feel right at home
as a shoe shiner.

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I have no idea what I'm doing,

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but I know I'm doing it
really, really well.

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Okay! Let's get going
with the spirit of Pawnee.

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Ann, you go first.

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Okay.

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Um... Okay.

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Well, since it's
the Parks Department,

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I thought I would
design a pretty park.

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With dogs playing.
And I can't really draw,

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so I just cut some
stuff out of a magazine.

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That looks like something a death row
convict would make in art therapy.

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Dude, I tried.

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And you failed.

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It's dogs and people playing in a park.
It's cute.

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It's okay, sweetheart.
You can't make art, because you are art.

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You're beautiful.
But that sucks.

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Okay. Let's see yours.

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Fine. Mine is amazing.

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It's going to blow your mind.

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Okay. This is some
professional-ass art right here.

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I'm not quite sure
what I'm looking at.

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It's abstract, Leslie.

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Over here,
you've got some shapes.

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And then you come
over to this side...

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You know, it's actually
kind of interesting.

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Each shape is its own thing.
But then when it comes together,

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it really gives you a sense of

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completion.

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Hmm.

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A piece of art caused me to
have an emotional reaction.

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Is that normal?

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So, it's the Last Supper, but
with famous people from Indiana.

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Mmm-hmm.

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John Mellencamp, Larry
Bird, Michael Jackson,

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uh, David Letterman,
Vivica A. Fox.

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Okay, so, here's where
it gets a little dicey.

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Because there's not that many
celebrities from Indiana.

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So, a NASCAR:

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Uh, my friend, Becky.
Ron Swanson.

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Donna? Who's the Jesus?

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That would be Greg Kinnear.

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I didn't know
he was from Indiana.

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Yeah, you know,
I read that he was.

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Oh. Do you think he's
the best choice for Jesus?

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I mean, he was great on ER.

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- Greg Kinnear wasn't in ER.
- Yeah, he was.

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I don't think that he was.

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Who am I thinking of?

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Okay. Next?

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Wow. Really good, Jerry.

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For my murinal, I was
inspired by the death of my grandma.

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- You said "murinal."
- She...

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No, I didn't.

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Yes, you did. You said "murinal".
I heard it.

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- Anyway, she...
- Jerry.

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Why don't you put that
murinal in the men's room

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so people can
murinate all over it?

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Jerry. Go to the doctor.
You might have a murinary tract infection.

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I just wanted to
show you my art.

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Murinal!
Murinal! Murinal!

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Disqualified!

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It's pointillism. And each dot is
a photo of a citizen of the town.

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No one cares.
At all.

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Okay. So, this is
a multimedia project.

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First, a bunch of rats
made out of garbage.

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And this is a TV screen.
It'll be like a big, flat-screen TV,

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and it will play looped video
of knee surgeries.

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And then this is
a human-sized hamster wheel

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that will be next to the
mural if we can get one.

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And it will be spinning and there will
be, like, a fat guy in it all the time,

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like, screaming and, like, eating
raw beef and, like, bleeding.

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And, like, blood will, like,
come out of his mouth and stuff.

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And that'll be, like,
right next to the mural.

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I have one question. Why?

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If you have to ask,
you don't get it.

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I don't think they
really got the assignment.

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If we're gonna beat
all the other departments,

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we have to choose something that
will stand the test of time.

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Like the Mona Lisa.

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Or the music of Squeeze.

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June 8, 1922. The Pawnee Bread
Factory burned to the ground.

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We lost a lot of
good bread that day.

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As well as several human lives.

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And it also made the whole
town smell like toast.

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Which one resident described
as "disturbingly enticing."

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But I digress.

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The point is we rebuilt Pawnee

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to the wonderful town
that it is today.

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Why would you want a mural
that shows people dying

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when you could have
shapes that come alive?

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Well, because it's the most famous
event in our town's history.

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And people love
voting for tragedy.

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Look at the Oscars.
This is our Holocaust movie.

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This is our English Patient.

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It sounds like you're
exploiting the tragedy.

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See, Ann gets it. Okay.
Time to vote, everybody.

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Cast your votes.
May the best, most tragic project win.

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When we started this,
we were six different voices

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with six ideas for a mural.

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And then those six voices
came together as a team.

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There are no losers today.

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But there is one winner, us.

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The Parks Department.

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Tom, the results
of the vote, please.

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One-to-one-to-one-
to-one-to-one-to-one.

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We all voted for ourselves,
didn't we?

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Yeah. Okay.

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Third time today.

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Mmm. That's
a good shoeshine.

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What the man?

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I... I don't know
what happened. Frankly.

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I emitted a noise.

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The noise was involuntary.

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Sometimes, a sound is
just a sound. You know?

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We need to whittle these down.

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Can we all agree on eliminating
any of these designs?

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Ann's blows.

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Wow. Don't hold back.

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No offense, but it's a giant
picture of a park. That's not art.

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Well, at least it's not a fat
human hamster eating meat.

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You don't even work here.

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Okay, guys,
you both have a point.

243
00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:11,665
Ann, yours was a little trite.

244
00:12:11,738 --> 00:12:15,504
And April, yours was hellish
and might make someone vomit.

245
00:12:15,576 --> 00:12:16,703
Thank you.

246
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,246
Look, there's something
about those shapes.

247
00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:20,975
There's some emotional
art right there.

248
00:12:21,049 --> 00:12:22,038
Any kid could do that.

249
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,379
No kid could do that.

250
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,782
Only God could do that.

251
00:12:24,853 --> 00:12:26,787
What is so great
about the shapes?

252
00:12:26,855 --> 00:12:30,155
He likes the shapes, okay?
And he's part of the team.

253
00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:33,855
So, here. Take these scissors and
cut out your favorite shapes.

254
00:12:33,929 --> 00:12:37,092
And then we'll put them
on a new team mural.

255
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:40,331
We're going to
make a new design

256
00:12:40,403 --> 00:12:43,702
that takes the best parts
of all of our designs.

257
00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:47,974
It's like if you got
Michelangelo and Andy Warhol

258
00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:50,740
and Jackson Pollock
and Jim Davis

259
00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:53,113
from Garfield to
do one painting.

260
00:12:54,285 --> 00:12:56,344
Imagine how good
that painting would be.

261
00:13:00,191 --> 00:13:02,352
I think it's really good.

262
00:13:06,064 --> 00:13:07,861
I'll be right back.

263
00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,993
Brendanawicz!
We need you for something.

264
00:13:11,069 --> 00:13:13,503
Can it wait?
I am so swamped here.

265
00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:17,507
Ann's in trouble.
We think it might be pills.

266
00:13:17,577 --> 00:13:19,408
- What?
- No.

267
00:13:19,479 --> 00:13:20,503
That's a lie.

268
00:13:20,914 --> 00:13:21,938
But this is just as important.

269
00:13:22,015 --> 00:13:23,676
We need you to look
at a piece of art.

270
00:13:24,751 --> 00:13:26,083
Oh, God.

271
00:13:28,122 --> 00:13:29,453
What is that?

272
00:13:29,523 --> 00:13:31,821
This is our entry
for the mural contest.

273
00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:33,553
We couldn't decide
on one design,

274
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:35,390
so we took parts
that we all liked

275
00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:39,991
of our designs, and then we just
kind of smushed it into a thing.

276
00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:43,804
Well, you made a camel.

277
00:13:44,873 --> 00:13:46,306
You've never heard that saying?

278
00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:49,208
The camel was actually a horse
designed by a committee.

279
00:13:49,278 --> 00:13:52,406
And what you guys have here
is one ugly camel.

280
00:13:53,449 --> 00:13:55,917
- Featuring Bill Paxton.
- Greg Kinnear.

281
00:13:55,985 --> 00:13:57,350
- Right. Greg Kinnear.
- Oh!

282
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,857
Is Bill Paxton from Indiana?

283
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,413
You have to save us.
You have to design something.

284
00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:03,152
Leslie, I'm not an artist.

285
00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,285
Yes, you are.

286
00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:05,885
I've seen you sketch things.

287
00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:08,158
Uh, yeah, like poles
for stop signs.

288
00:14:08,232 --> 00:14:09,995
That everybody
stops and looks at.

289
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,830
By law, Leslie.
They're required to.

290
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:15,303
Look, Mark. Please. You're the only one
of us who's actually got any talent.

291
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:16,931
I know you'll do
something good.

292
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:19,306
And I really,
really want to win this.

293
00:14:19,377 --> 00:14:21,368
Please? What are you
going to do tonight?

294
00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:24,075
I was going to go to Arby's
and watch Frontline.

295
00:14:30,556 --> 00:14:32,251
Okay. Here we go.

296
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:39,260
Okay. So, it is an old man
feeding pigeons in a park.

297
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:42,227
Uh... The spirit
of Pawnee? Maybe?

298
00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:43,496
You got to be kidding me.

299
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,003
How is that better
than my park scene?

300
00:14:45,071 --> 00:14:46,937
It isn't. And that's
saying something.

301
00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:50,842
And who's the man? Is he famous?
Is it Martin Landau?

302
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:52,674
Look, I have no dog
in this fight.

303
00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,874
I'm just saying
that this will win.

304
00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:56,849
It's nothing.
It's mush.

305
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,318
There's not even one shape in there, Mark.
Where are the shapes?

306
00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:00,855
I'm not saying
that this is any good.

307
00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:02,981
I'm saying that this will win.
It's mass appeal.

308
00:15:03,058 --> 00:15:05,492
It's like what motels put up,

309
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,291
and it hangs there for years, and
no one ever throws acid at it.

310
00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:11,333
Mmm. Who did this?
I like it.

311
00:15:11,401 --> 00:15:13,494
Seriously? I mean...

312
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,062
Sorry.

313
00:15:15,138 --> 00:15:17,333
Yeah. It comforts me.

314
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,166
That'll win.

315
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:24,275
This is garbage.

316
00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:25,576
We've got to go
back to the shapes.

317
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:26,809
No. This is boring.

318
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,873
We got to go
back to the garbage.

319
00:15:27,951 --> 00:15:29,384
I would take
the shapes over this.

320
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,853
I mean, come on.
I wouldn't take the shapes over anything.

321
00:15:31,922 --> 00:15:33,720
I'd take Jerry's
murinal over this.

322
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:36,352
No, guys.
This is the one.

323
00:15:36,428 --> 00:15:38,362
- What?
- Sorry. Mark's right.

324
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,473
This is an outrage.
Mark's not even in the department.

325
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:41,760
- Right.
- Neither is Ann.

326
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,824
But Ann's hot.
And that counts for something.

327
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:47,430
Whatever happened to, "We're the
Parks Department! Rah-rah-rah!

328
00:15:47,506 --> 00:15:48,803
"Down with
the Sewage Department!"

329
00:15:48,874 --> 00:15:51,274
Yeah, we spent all day
here for no reason.

330
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,812
We have a reason. We're going to win.
That's our reason.

331
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:57,338
Our designs are not going to win.
Mark's might win.

332
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,248
How great would it be
if we won, you guys?

333
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:02,083
You'll feel a lot better, I
promise you, after you win.

334
00:16:02,155 --> 00:16:03,554
We're going with this one.

335
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:06,114
All right. I'll see you at
the presentation tomorrow.

336
00:16:06,193 --> 00:16:08,924
That is an order, team.
Go team!

337
00:16:10,398 --> 00:16:11,990
Team dismissed.

338
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,701
Yes, we are a team.
But I am the team leader.

339
00:16:15,136 --> 00:16:18,429
So, I made a bold decision.
We're playing it safe.

340
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:30,200
Hey, Knope. How's life
in the Parks De-fart-ment?

341
00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:32,834
Better than life in
the Sewage De-fart-ment.

342
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,166
Which makes more sense.

343
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,141
Whatever.

344
00:16:35,179 --> 00:16:38,307
You guys are screwed.
Get used to this.

345
00:16:39,883 --> 00:16:42,819
Because it's going to be hanging on
the wall right outside your door

346
00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:45,447
for the next 100 years.

347
00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:51,318
That was pretty good.

348
00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:52,385
You think they're going to win?

349
00:16:52,464 --> 00:16:53,693
No. No.

350
00:16:53,766 --> 00:16:56,735
They went super patriotic.
It's a classic mistake.

351
00:16:56,802 --> 00:16:58,861
It seems crowd-pleasing,
but it's still a stance.

352
00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:02,169
And in government, there's always
someone who will oppose a stance.

353
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:05,643
Us? Old man feeding pigeons?
No stance.

354
00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:09,011
Absolutely no point
of view whatsoever.

355
00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:10,916
No point of view. Smart.

356
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,846
No.
I haven't been back.

357
00:17:15,555 --> 00:17:18,286
I wish him good luck
in his business.

358
00:17:18,659 --> 00:17:24,359
And yes, I will absolutely go
back to get my shoes shined soon.

359
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:29,927
I don't, frankly, see why this
is a topic for discussion.

360
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:47,184
Oh, hey, Ron. What's up?

361
00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,379
Uh...

362
00:17:48,758 --> 00:17:53,196
Andy, you know, the thing

363
00:17:54,165 --> 00:17:55,325
the other day?

364
00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:57,230
- Other day, other day...
- Yeah.

365
00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:58,734
Oh, yesterday?

366
00:17:58,802 --> 00:17:59,996
I am...

367
00:18:00,738 --> 00:18:02,366
That... That was... I feel...

368
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,340
I'm okay... You know,
I'd be okay if we...

369
00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:09,379
I'd be okay if we
never mentioned it again.

370
00:18:10,115 --> 00:18:12,208
Never mention what again?

371
00:18:13,151 --> 00:18:16,451
The moan, Ron. The weird moan you made.
That was super weird.

372
00:18:16,522 --> 00:18:17,546
Do you not remember that?

373
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:18,612
I talked about it with the lady

374
00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:20,318
who went after you
for a half an hour.

375
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:21,587
She said she thought
it was an animal...

376
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:23,458
Okay.

377
00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:25,760
It was just an odd moment.
Let's just...

378
00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:28,164
Let's just not
talk about it anymore.

379
00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:31,693
That's what I was trying to say.
But, yeah. Okay.

380
00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:33,606
- Okay.
- Good time.

381
00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:43,509
- Ms. Knope.
- Chief Konner.

382
00:18:43,553 --> 00:18:44,952
What do you got there?

383
00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:48,461
Well, we aren't really artists.
But we gave it a shot.

384
00:18:48,832 --> 00:18:50,891
It's your basic
dogs playing poker,

385
00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:53,509
but with an
everything's-on-fire theme.

386
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,493
- This is my nephew over here.
- Hmm.

387
00:18:56,565 --> 00:19:00,434
And this is an attractive lady
with a hamburger for a head.

388
00:19:00,503 --> 00:19:02,300
Just some stuff
we liked, you know?

389
00:19:02,372 --> 00:19:04,465
Anyway, we had a lot of fun
putting it together.

390
00:19:05,809 --> 00:19:07,174
- Well, good luck.
- Thanks.

391
00:19:07,244 --> 00:19:09,075
We think it's a winner.

392
00:19:15,686 --> 00:19:17,347
- Go ahead.
- What?

393
00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:20,289
Camel's way more fun.

394
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,427
I want my team back.

395
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:27,344
And my team made this
hot, crazy camel mess.

396
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:31,300
So, this is what we're going to submit.
Even if it means we lose.

397
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,032
God, I hope we win.
But we're definitely going to lose.

398
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,756
- Probably.
- All right. Let's get in there

399
00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,534
and show them how Parks gets it done.
- Yeah.

400
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,468
And Ann.
How Ann gets it done.

401
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,536
Yes!

402
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,910
Let's go!

403
00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:49,848
What are the shapes?

404
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:53,791
The shapes are awesome, is what they are.
You can't handle it.

405
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,954
No, I actually like them.

406
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:58,522
Forgive me.
Is that Michael Jackson?

407
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,160
Yes.
The pride of Indiana.

408
00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:03,067
That's right.
So, it's relevant.

409
00:20:03,138 --> 00:20:04,571
Who is he carrying?

410
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,038
Jesus Greg Kinnear.

411
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,133
You know,
it looks like he's carrying

412
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:10,508
Kinnear into
the burning building.

413
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:14,140
Oh, well, that's because
he's moonwalking.

414
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:17,845
So, he should be
going the other way.

415
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,579
That did not occur to me.

416
00:20:24,027 --> 00:20:25,722
- Sorry.
- So, there you go.

417
00:20:25,796 --> 00:20:27,263
The Spirit of Pawnee.

418
00:20:28,065 --> 00:20:29,464
We didn't win.

419
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,228
But neither did anyone else.

420
00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:32,701
They realized it
was going to cost

421
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,601
a ton of money
to hire a muralist.

422
00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:36,799
So, they're just going
to restore the old one.

423
00:20:36,874 --> 00:20:40,241
They're changing the title
to The Diversity Express.

424
00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:42,123
Oh, well.

425
00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:52,011
No. No. It's not as
good as the other one.

426
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,451
I don't know what
you mean by "good."

427
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:56,449
Neither do I!
Just do another one.

428
00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:57,673
You know, I have
actual assignments

429
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,554
that I have to finish
for art school?

430
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,025
Shut up and do more art for me.

431
00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:06,293
This one's racist.

432
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,626
It's beautiful.

433
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,200
I've looked at this
for five hours now.

434
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,745
I like the green one.
And the red circle right here.

435
00:21:23,588 --> 00:21:25,419
I'm tearing up, man.

436
00:21:26,315 --> 00:21:36,315
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