1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,895 And I'm like, "What?" 2 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:07,305 It's pretty great having Andy working in the building. 3 00:00:07,373 --> 00:00:11,399 The guy is so much fun. His new thing? Piggyback rides! 4 00:00:12,042 --> 00:00:13,305 Anytime you want. 5 00:00:13,348 --> 00:00:15,504 Piggyback! Piggyback! 6 00:00:15,546 --> 00:00:18,378 Move! Piggyback! Bam! 7 00:00:18,448 --> 00:00:19,813 Piggyback! Bam! 8 00:00:19,883 --> 00:00:21,008 Mark! 9 00:00:22,151 --> 00:00:24,381 Brendanawicz! 10 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:29,515 Giddyup! Giddyup! 11 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:31,857 Oh! 12 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:33,187 Councilman Howser. Hello. 13 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:34,283 Hello. 14 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:38,693 Did you get my proposal for the possible rezoning of Lot 48? 15 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,791 I have been busy. 16 00:00:40,965 --> 00:00:44,593 I know. But I think it would be a really great thing for the neighborhood. 17 00:00:44,668 --> 00:00:47,568 I don't doubt it. But it's really a question of resource allocation. 18 00:00:47,637 --> 00:00:50,538 And I completely understand that. But you and I both know 19 00:00:50,606 --> 00:00:53,301 that if we wanna find the money, we can. 20 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:54,364 I'm running late. 21 00:00:54,442 --> 00:00:55,669 Oh, I'll walk with you. 22 00:00:55,776 --> 00:00:58,219 See, the thing is, when we allocate money for parks... 23 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:06,094 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 24 00:01:18,761 --> 00:01:20,922 Just a reminder. Tomorrow's a half-day. 25 00:01:20,996 --> 00:01:25,491 Jerry, Mark and I have to conduct the annual trail survey 26 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:27,165 at Slippery Elm Park. 27 00:01:27,234 --> 00:01:31,766 Ron, I had the trail survey hats made to commemorate the trip. 28 00:01:31,872 --> 00:01:33,271 Nice, Jerry. 29 00:01:33,506 --> 00:01:36,303 Oh, and if you have any questions about the details, 30 00:01:36,374 --> 00:01:39,433 feel free to shoot me an email. 31 00:01:42,632 --> 00:01:46,689 The only trails he's gonna be surveying are trails of lies and deception. 32 00:01:47,124 --> 00:01:49,373 Ron has a special deal with the park rangers. 33 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,747 Every November, they let him use their cabin 34 00:01:51,772 --> 00:01:53,286 so he can go on a secret hunting trip 35 00:01:53,304 --> 00:01:54,601 with all the guys in the office. 36 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:57,316 Not all the guys. He's never taken me. 37 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,028 Fine, all the men. 38 00:01:59,626 --> 00:02:01,092 Ron, let's cut the bull. 39 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,481 I want me, Tom and all the other ladies included on your hunting trip. 40 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:09,448 Hunting trip? We're doing a trail survey, Leslie. 41 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,900 You're literally listening to turkey calls. 42 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:14,661 Is this not rap? 43 00:02:15,104 --> 00:02:16,560 - Come on. - All right. Look, 44 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,180 It's not just a hunting trip. 45 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:21,680 It's a tradition. 46 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:26,112 I am really good at hunting and I'm even better at being one of the guys. 47 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,841 Well, it's a work event, so... 48 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:32,365 legally I can't stop you from coming. - Yes! 49 00:02:32,417 --> 00:02:35,318 This is gonna be so fun! I'll bring S'mores. 50 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,510 And just like that 51 00:02:38,089 --> 00:02:41,080 the one tiny aspect of government I enjoyed 52 00:02:41,157 --> 00:02:43,419 was clubbed to death before my eyes. 53 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:46,789 April! I need you to do something for me. 54 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:50,558 I'm going hunting tomorrow, so call the State Parks Office 55 00:02:50,632 --> 00:02:54,123 and get verbal confirmation that our budget documentation is in. 56 00:02:54,201 --> 00:02:55,896 Can I just tell you the 16-digit tracking number, 57 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:56,993 or do you want me to write it down? 58 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,435 I'll write it down. Can you handle this? 59 00:02:59,505 --> 00:03:03,440 You want me to dial a number and then read another number out loud? 60 00:03:03,508 --> 00:03:05,703 Yes. Can you handle this? 61 00:03:08,379 --> 00:03:09,471 No. 62 00:03:09,546 --> 00:03:11,035 Well, try, okay? 63 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:15,439 And if you do it, I will name the first turkey I shoot after you. 64 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:17,343 Cool. 65 00:03:21,522 --> 00:03:23,422 Ann! Ready to bag some birds? 66 00:03:23,491 --> 00:03:28,018 Nope. But I am ready to relax by the fire and get my Real Simple magazine on. 67 00:03:28,093 --> 00:03:32,189 Well, if you change your mind, you're now officially a licensed Indiana hunter. 68 00:03:32,264 --> 00:03:34,094 Oh, gross. 69 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:43,000 Hello, you have reached the Indiana State Parks Department. 70 00:03:43,072 --> 00:03:46,768 Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line. 71 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:58,697 - All right, here we go! - Here we are! 72 00:03:58,724 --> 00:03:59,912 - There he is. - There's Ron! 73 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,144 Oh, it's pretty! 74 00:04:01,231 --> 00:04:03,481 - I know. - I thought it was gonna be gross. 75 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:10,182 Holy cow. Ron, it is good to be back. 76 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,625 Sneak attack! 77 00:04:13,762 --> 00:04:16,306 - Damn it! - I am the Pants King! Bow to me. 78 00:04:16,364 --> 00:04:18,220 Bow! I bow! I am the Pants... 79 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:20,529 I am the Pants Queen. 80 00:04:21,935 --> 00:04:23,459 What the hell? 81 00:04:24,338 --> 00:04:26,237 Bow to the Pants Queen. 82 00:04:26,539 --> 00:04:29,701 When you're out with the boys, you gotta be ready for a good pantsing. 83 00:04:29,774 --> 00:04:33,573 That's why I have suspenders that connect my bra to my jeans. 84 00:04:34,712 --> 00:04:36,668 Ron 'P. Diddy' Combs. 85 00:04:36,718 --> 00:04:39,826 I have to admit, this place is pretty tight. 86 00:04:40,049 --> 00:04:41,983 May I interest anyone in some chew? 87 00:04:42,051 --> 00:04:43,779 Nice touch, Haverford. 88 00:04:44,486 --> 00:04:45,646 Let me get some of that. 89 00:04:45,915 --> 00:04:46,871 You sure? 90 00:04:46,922 --> 00:04:48,727 - Yeah. - I would not have pegged you 91 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,724 as a user of mouth tobacco. 92 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,223 I'm full of surprises, Ron. 93 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:53,514 Oh, man. 94 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,460 My stomach's a little upset. I feel a little queasy. 95 00:04:56,528 --> 00:04:59,525 Yeah, that might be the chew. You could spit it out. 96 00:05:00,064 --> 00:05:02,532 I swallowed it. You're supposed to swallow it, right? 97 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,589 No. 98 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,770 All right. 99 00:05:14,242 --> 00:05:15,607 Poor little buddy. 100 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:18,907 Why they call it chew and not swallow. Am I right, Ron? 101 00:05:18,979 --> 00:05:20,105 Yes, you are right. 102 00:05:22,048 --> 00:05:24,073 All right, safety basics! 103 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:28,008 Donna, can you tell me why it's bad to look down the barrel of your gun? 104 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:29,644 Is that a trick question? 105 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:31,187 No, Donna, don't! Please! 106 00:05:31,255 --> 00:05:34,655 Rule number one, do not point the weapon at a person. 107 00:05:34,858 --> 00:05:36,883 That includes your own face, Donna. 108 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,486 Now, every year, before we go on our first hunt, we do a toast. 109 00:05:40,562 --> 00:05:42,189 So, grab a beer. 110 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:46,891 To the hunt. 111 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:48,093 - Here, here. - Here, here. 112 00:05:48,168 --> 00:05:49,897 And to the hunters! 113 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:54,903 The only way to defeat the beast is to find the beast within. 114 00:05:55,207 --> 00:05:56,332 - Pretty good. - Here, here! 115 00:05:56,408 --> 00:05:58,933 - Here, here! - Yeah! Right on! Cheers. 116 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,136 Ron, your toast sucked. 117 00:06:00,211 --> 00:06:03,562 The traditional toast is "To the hunt!" 118 00:06:03,981 --> 00:06:06,025 And it is said by me. 119 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:07,471 You all set, Mark? 120 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,109 Oh, I was thinking maybe we could do mixed doubles, you know? 121 00:06:10,185 --> 00:06:11,345 Boy-girl, boy-girl. 122 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:14,013 Leslie, you said that we were gonna hunt together. 123 00:06:14,088 --> 00:06:18,148 Oh, Ann, I always forget because you're so pretty, you're not used to rejection. 124 00:06:18,224 --> 00:06:20,089 I have to hunt with Ron. 125 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,320 Ann, we'll go together. 126 00:06:21,394 --> 00:06:22,485 Perfect! 127 00:06:22,561 --> 00:06:27,156 All right, I hope you're ready to discuss some college bowl game scenarios! 128 00:06:27,231 --> 00:06:28,391 Bully. 129 00:06:36,138 --> 00:06:39,971 Andy! Andy! Can you come here, please? 130 00:06:40,074 --> 00:06:41,098 Yeah. What's up? 131 00:06:41,176 --> 00:06:42,336 I've been on hold for, like, an hour 132 00:06:42,410 --> 00:06:44,536 and I really have to pee. Can you just sit here for two seconds 133 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:46,545 and just listen, please? - Yes. 134 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:51,208 Please? Okay. And if they answer, can you just read those numbers out loud? 135 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:52,882 - Yeah. - Okay, thanks. 136 00:06:54,686 --> 00:06:56,779 Now here's the female adolescent turkey. 137 00:06:58,556 --> 00:07:00,148 - Could you hear the difference? - No. 138 00:07:00,224 --> 00:07:01,384 Turkeys can. 139 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:04,356 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la! 140 00:07:04,427 --> 00:07:05,792 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la! 141 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:07,795 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la! 142 00:07:07,863 --> 00:07:10,058 We do that the first time one of us hits something. 143 00:07:10,132 --> 00:07:11,291 Oh, cool! Boo-la, boo-la... 144 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:12,662 No, no. You missed it. 145 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:17,002 Look, Ron, I know this weekend, you were looking forward 146 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:21,199 to a lot of man-on-man-on-man action, but I just wanted to say I'm very grateful 147 00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:22,831 that you let me come along on this trip. 148 00:07:22,908 --> 00:07:24,272 That's fine. 149 00:07:24,342 --> 00:07:26,742 I'm just glad you didn't end up inviting more of the motor... 150 00:07:30,848 --> 00:07:32,213 What the hell? Give me some warning! 151 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:33,543 I saw a quail. 152 00:07:33,616 --> 00:07:35,914 Sorry, man, you snooze, you lose. 153 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:40,348 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la! 154 00:07:40,422 --> 00:07:42,548 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la! 155 00:07:42,623 --> 00:07:45,750 I think this is gonna be a really good bonding sesh for me and Ron. 156 00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:48,658 Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are 157 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:50,194 at something they love. 158 00:07:51,396 --> 00:07:53,159 Hey, check this out. 159 00:07:53,665 --> 00:07:57,828 I am on hold with the State Parks Department 160 00:07:58,069 --> 00:08:02,027 I am on hold, so suck on my butt 161 00:08:02,138 --> 00:08:03,536 - Nice. - Yeah. 162 00:08:07,076 --> 00:08:10,044 They didn't answer, obviously. Where is everyone? 163 00:08:10,111 --> 00:08:11,100 Hunting trip. 164 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:12,270 Hunting trip? 165 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,108 - Did Mark go? - Yeah. 166 00:08:14,314 --> 00:08:16,076 That's cool, at least he's not with Ann. 167 00:08:16,148 --> 00:08:17,410 No, Ann's there. 168 00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:20,918 God! How come he gets to do all the things I wanna do? 169 00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:23,587 Go hunting, Ann. 170 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,712 Maybe a deer will eat him. 171 00:08:29,826 --> 00:08:30,999 That would be really awesome. 172 00:08:31,042 --> 00:08:33,280 But I don't think that will happen, probably. 173 00:08:33,395 --> 00:08:36,421 You're surprised that my breasts didn't throw my aim off? 174 00:08:36,498 --> 00:08:38,021 Leslie, please. 175 00:08:38,165 --> 00:08:40,963 I don't care that you're a girl. I just don't like change. 176 00:08:41,035 --> 00:08:42,934 I like going to the same place with the same people, 177 00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:46,200 telling the same stories and seeing who can bag the most turkeys. 178 00:08:46,505 --> 00:08:48,473 It seems like you like to go hunting with the same people 179 00:08:48,541 --> 00:08:50,974 'cause you know you can beat them. 180 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:54,772 A hundred bucks says I bag more birds than you. 181 00:08:54,846 --> 00:08:58,576 You're on. Let's split up. I do it better alone. 182 00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:01,683 Yeah, you do! See? Just one of the guys. 183 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,354 Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake. 184 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,718 That's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. 185 00:09:08,789 --> 00:09:10,552 Mmm, I love breakfast cereal. 186 00:09:10,624 --> 00:09:11,989 Look! Some kind of bird! 187 00:09:12,059 --> 00:09:14,788 Let's kill it! You talking to me, bitch? 188 00:09:18,864 --> 00:09:20,354 What were you aiming at? 189 00:09:20,432 --> 00:09:21,625 Nothing. 190 00:09:25,169 --> 00:09:26,260 Okay. 191 00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:31,301 Okay. Okay. I can understand why people like that. 192 00:09:31,373 --> 00:09:32,840 - Right? - Yeah! 193 00:09:35,877 --> 00:09:36,969 Yeah! 194 00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:42,110 Yeah. And keeping one's eyes open is always a good rule of thumb around guns. 195 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,577 This is such a great day. 196 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:48,483 See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. 197 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:53,753 But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up. 198 00:09:57,594 --> 00:09:58,754 I love that sound. 199 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:02,954 I've been shot! 200 00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:05,956 I've been shot! 201 00:10:13,939 --> 00:10:16,134 Somebody shot me in the head! 202 00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:22,077 Boo-la, boo-la, boo-la. 203 00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:24,815 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - I gotta pee. 204 00:10:24,895 --> 00:10:26,594 Over here. All right, right there. 205 00:10:26,632 --> 00:10:28,725 - Ron, I got your hat! Ron, I have your hat!- Oh, my God! 206 00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:29,813 Are you in a lot of pain? 207 00:10:29,871 --> 00:10:31,895 I was shot in the head with a shotgun. 208 00:10:32,003 --> 00:10:35,403 Ron, it's actually not that serious. I just need you to stay calm, okay? 209 00:10:35,441 --> 00:10:38,842 Yeah, I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. 210 00:10:38,911 --> 00:10:41,640 Okay, Ron, we called 911 and they're gonna send a ranger. 211 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,019 Oh, damn! This is a mess. 212 00:10:44,215 --> 00:10:46,333 The rangers won't let us come back next year. 213 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,248 No! We're not gonna think about that right now. 214 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:51,253 You guys, can you just put him on the day bed in the carcass room? 215 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:52,548 - Day bed? - Yeah. 216 00:10:52,932 --> 00:10:54,946 Sure. Okay, now. Hold on! 217 00:10:55,024 --> 00:10:56,218 - Hold on! - Is that Donna? 218 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:59,216 - Donna? - Okay, easy. 219 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,076 - Donna? - Don't worry. 220 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,165 Are you okay? 221 00:11:07,253 --> 00:11:09,585 What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing? 222 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,633 It's my car. Someone shot my car! 223 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:19,742 - Okay. Here's your Scotch, Ron. - Okay, Jerry. Jerry's here. 224 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,367 Here you go. Here's your Scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron. 225 00:11:21,444 --> 00:11:25,573 Okay. Hey, you know what is great? Ann's gonna take care of you. 226 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:29,759 And Ann is the best nurse in North America. All right. There you go. 227 00:11:31,584 --> 00:11:32,744 What? You okay? 228 00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,184 Did you shoot me? 229 00:11:34,254 --> 00:11:35,914 What? No! 230 00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:37,613 There was a bird kind of near me, 231 00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:39,748 and I know how desperate you were to prove yourself. 232 00:11:39,812 --> 00:11:41,638 No. No, I swear, I didn't. 233 00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:43,663 Ron, I swear to God, I've never shot anyone. 234 00:11:43,694 --> 00:11:47,823 Well, you better find out who it was. And then, purchase them a coffin, 235 00:11:47,866 --> 00:11:50,231 because I'm gonna rip them apart. 236 00:11:50,332 --> 00:11:51,424 Okay. 237 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:53,493 Marco! 238 00:11:54,335 --> 00:11:55,461 Polo! 239 00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:56,997 Marco! 240 00:11:57,205 --> 00:11:58,330 Polo! 241 00:11:58,672 --> 00:11:59,832 Marco? 242 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:01,934 Polo! 243 00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:05,644 - Marco! - Polo! 244 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:10,338 Hey. Okay. How are you feeling? 245 00:12:10,415 --> 00:12:11,403 - How are you feeling? - Are you dizzy? 246 00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:12,710 - Are you dizzy or... - Are you light-headed? 247 00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:16,843 When I look at my palm, I see a lady's mouth French kissing a dog. 248 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,982 - Is that normal? - Is that normal? 249 00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:20,917 Well, the pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. 250 00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:23,481 Donna uses it for menstrual cramps. How many did you take? 251 00:12:23,521 --> 00:12:25,415 Seven. Eight. 252 00:12:26,127 --> 00:12:28,390 But I washed them down with plenty of fluids. 253 00:12:28,462 --> 00:12:30,794 No, Ron, you cannot drink Scotch with this. 254 00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:32,422 You're gonna need to purge, right now! 255 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,437 - Okay? - No! 256 00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:36,014 - Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. - No, I'm not wasting 20-year Scotch. 257 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:37,056 - Can you open his mouth? - No. 258 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,572 - Leslie? Open his mouth. - What? 259 00:12:38,603 --> 00:12:40,195 - No. - Open his mouth. 260 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,177 - Okay. - I'm not making myself throw up. 261 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:44,983 - Oh, Ron. I'm sorry we have to do this! - Ron, you have to. 262 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:45,985 Ron? This is for your own good. 263 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,577 - I will bite you! - Open your mouth! 264 00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:49,319 - Leslie, get... Grab his mustache! - Oh, God! 265 00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:51,479 - Open your mouth! - Just a... 266 00:12:52,114 --> 00:12:54,479 - Open your mouth! - His shoulders! 267 00:12:57,685 --> 00:13:00,524 Well, good news is Ron is resting comfortably. 268 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:02,855 Is he okay? Is he gonna live? 269 00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:04,320 I think so. 270 00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:07,183 Although I am hoping that he has some memory loss. 271 00:13:07,259 --> 00:13:10,056 On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he? 272 00:13:10,128 --> 00:13:12,960 Well, he's very curious about who shot him. 273 00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:15,759 So, if you did it, just say, "I did it." 274 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,730 Come on, person who shot Ron. 275 00:13:23,805 --> 00:13:25,066 Look, I think it's a little weird 276 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:28,540 that nobody wants to admit that they shot Ron in the head. 277 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:29,768 Maybe Ron shot himself. 278 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,106 Hmm, he has seemed really depressed lately. 279 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,576 He was shot in the back of the head. 280 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:34,669 You're right. 281 00:13:34,746 --> 00:13:35,735 He loves the back of his head. 282 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,441 He would never shoot himself there. 283 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,777 It could have been someone else that shot Ron. 284 00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:40,248 Someone not in our group. 285 00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:42,682 You think someone is hunting us? 286 00:13:42,852 --> 00:13:44,479 Man is the most dangerous game. 287 00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:46,078 To The Predator. 288 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,753 I did smell something out there. And it wasn't human. 289 00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,018 That was pine trees. 290 00:13:50,092 --> 00:13:51,786 The Predator can see heat. 291 00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:55,022 We should cover ourselves in mud. It could still be out there. 292 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,857 - Did you hear that? - Actually, I did hear something. 293 00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:00,831 - Okay. There's someone out there. - I'm gonna get my gun. 294 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,266 Okay, Tom. Scare him off and shoot over his head! 295 00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:05,234 What's that gonna do? I'm gonna shoot under its head! 296 00:14:05,259 --> 00:14:07,523 - Don't shoot anyone! - Whoa! Where are you going? 297 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,435 - What are you doing? - Tom! 298 00:14:09,506 --> 00:14:14,037 Hey! Don't shoot! Hey! It's Craig from Reinhold Mercedes! 299 00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:18,144 Craig! Craig, I got you, dog! Craig! Don't worry, I'm coming! 300 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:20,910 Attention, person who shot me in the head! 301 00:14:20,982 --> 00:14:24,212 I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna tear you apart. 302 00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:26,842 Ron! Bed! Now! 303 00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:27,917 Okay. 304 00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:30,346 Here. 305 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,883 That man wasn't my brother. 306 00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:36,287 He was my husband. 307 00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:41,286 - How was that? That wasn't good? - Yeah, you can do better. 308 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,525 All right. Give me another one. 309 00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:43,690 Okay. 310 00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:47,327 I'm pregnant with Josh Groban's baby. 311 00:14:50,872 --> 00:14:52,998 - That was good. - You do one. 312 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,532 Okay. 313 00:14:56,176 --> 00:15:01,516 What do you mean the squirrel took the nuts out of the... 314 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:06,042 Out of that kid's backpack and ate them? 315 00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:09,108 But you have to give me a reason to spit. 316 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,549 To spit! 317 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,185 - You asked me a... - Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 318 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,828 Don't ask me a question. I won't. Okay. 319 00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:14,947 - Not a question. - Okay, ready? 320 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,012 Yeah. 321 00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:18,927 I've lived in Pawnee my whole life. 322 00:15:23,029 --> 00:15:26,465 That is a fact. A fact about me. 323 00:15:29,268 --> 00:15:30,633 And how... 324 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:36,938 Hey. How is he? 325 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:38,804 He's pretty out of it. 326 00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:39,932 He's talking about you in his sleep. 327 00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:41,033 Good stuff? 328 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,305 No. How's it going out there? 329 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:47,542 Terribly. No one will admit they shot Ron. And no one saw it happen. 330 00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:49,478 I know what happened. 331 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,077 You do? 332 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:55,953 Listen, I heard about the accident. And I need to know who is responsible. 333 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,318 - I don't know. - Ron and I saw Jerry... 334 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,483 - That's the problem. - I am. 335 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,322 I shot Ron Swanson. 336 00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:04,013 You shot my Mercedes? 337 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:05,995 What? No! No! 338 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,945 - Okay, follow my light. - No, not your whole head. Just your eyes. 339 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,913 Just... Yeah. Okay. 340 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:16,876 What month is it? 341 00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:17,979 November. 342 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,916 Why are you taking the blame for this? 343 00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:23,522 Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing. 344 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,847 Just go look after Ron. 345 00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:31,994 So what happened? Did you forget to check the entire field? 346 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:35,524 I find a lot of women have problems with tunnel vision. 347 00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,163 No. I'm an excellent hunter. 348 00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:40,797 How did you end up shooting a guy in the head then? 349 00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:43,637 Fair enough. I was walking in the woods 350 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:46,571 and then I tripped and my gun went off. 351 00:16:46,811 --> 00:16:48,540 Ah, so you forgot to put the safety on. 352 00:16:48,613 --> 00:16:51,809 No, I always have the safety on. I'm... 353 00:16:52,215 --> 00:16:56,310 While I was tripping, I saw a quail and I shot at it. 354 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,312 In mid-trip? 355 00:16:58,386 --> 00:17:00,081 No, that's... 356 00:17:01,189 --> 00:17:02,553 Okay, fine. 357 00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:06,816 I got that tunnel vision that girls get. 358 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,652 And that's what happened. End of story. 359 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,994 I think you're hysterical because of all the excitement, obviously. 360 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,228 So, I'm just not following your story. All right? 361 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,632 I let my emotions get the best of me. 362 00:17:20,703 --> 00:17:23,831 I just... I would... I cared too much, I guess. 363 00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:26,600 I was thinking with my lady parts. 364 00:17:26,675 --> 00:17:28,666 I was walking and I felt something icky. 365 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,233 I thought there was gonna be chocolate. 366 00:17:30,311 --> 00:17:31,903 I don't even remember. 367 00:17:31,979 --> 00:17:36,108 I'm wearing a new bra and it closes in the front, 368 00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,446 so it popped open and it threw me off. 369 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,007 All I wanna do is have babies! 370 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,341 Are you single? 371 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,284 I'm just, like, going through a thing right now. 372 00:17:43,421 --> 00:17:46,548 I guess when my life is incomplete I wanna shoot someone. 373 00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:48,853 This would not happen if I had a penis. 374 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:51,317 What? Bitches be crazy. 375 00:17:51,494 --> 00:17:56,988 I'm good at tolerating pain. I'm bad at math. And I'm stupid. 376 00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,493 I wonder what they're doing right now. 377 00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:01,967 Probably making out on top of a deer carcass. 378 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,694 Super romantic. 379 00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:09,801 You know, if I gave you a hickey, it would totally make Ann jealous. 380 00:18:12,211 --> 00:18:13,575 I don't know, I think that would... 381 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:16,806 That's pretty gross. Seems kind of weird. 382 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,782 What's weird about one friend sucking on another friend's neck? 383 00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:26,242 When you put it that way, it doesn't sound that weird at all. 384 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:29,119 Yeah, it's not. I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey 385 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,056 and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous. 386 00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:33,320 Really? 387 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:38,090 All right. Awesome. I'm in. 388 00:18:38,463 --> 00:18:40,488 I'm gonna go sterilize my neck. 389 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,398 Okay. 390 00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,211 What? 391 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,988 You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. 392 00:18:50,056 --> 00:18:52,023 I usually watch it with my brothers. 393 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:55,925 Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head. 394 00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:59,295 Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend. 395 00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:03,243 Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, 396 00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:06,935 you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head. 397 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:10,071 Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you... 398 00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:12,349 Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? 399 00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:14,374 Oh, wait, you already did that. 400 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:18,470 Hey, Tom, can I talk to you for a second? 401 00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:20,068 Hold on, this is amazing. 402 00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:22,011 Now. I need to talk to you now. 403 00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:23,445 Okay. Okay! 404 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,342 Whoa! 405 00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:28,214 Ann! Whoa, are we finally gonna do this? 406 00:19:28,286 --> 00:19:29,412 Ow! 407 00:19:29,487 --> 00:19:32,717 I saw you shoot Ron. Okay? Leslie covered for you, 408 00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:36,485 but I'm not gonna let her take any more crap from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf. 409 00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:40,152 Okay, for the record, I was gonna come forward and I'll do it right now. 410 00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:42,434 But afterwards, can we come back here and talk about us? 411 00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:48,429 Maybe the next time I'm at the doctor's office getting my prostate examined, 412 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,510 you could come by and shoot me in the head! 413 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:54,298 Excuse me, everyone. Ron, I have something to say. 414 00:19:54,372 --> 00:19:56,602 Hang on a minute, Tom, I'm not done berating Leslie. 415 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,665 It wasn't Leslie's fault. 416 00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:03,135 She was covering for me because I didn't have a hunting license. 417 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,377 I was the one who shot you. 418 00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,005 You didn't get a license? 419 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,607 What kind of moron doesn't get a license? 420 00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:11,811 That's reckless endangerment, my son. 421 00:20:11,886 --> 00:20:15,821 That's a $25,000 fine, minimum, and probably jail time. 422 00:20:16,289 --> 00:20:19,551 But she covered for me, and I'm in the clear. 423 00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:21,349 Yeah. That's right. 424 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:24,190 She kept her mouth shut and now you're in the clear. 425 00:20:24,218 --> 00:20:25,518 Well, Ron, you know, I couldn't let... 426 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,837 I know. 427 00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:29,064 You did good. 428 00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:34,528 You're a real stand-up guy. 429 00:20:35,081 --> 00:20:37,139 I'm sorry I lost my temper before. 430 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:39,160 It was 'cause I was shot in the head by a moron. 431 00:20:39,228 --> 00:20:41,388 - Yeah. - Dude, Ron, I'm so sorry. 432 00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:43,565 Apology not accepted, moron. 433 00:20:47,886 --> 00:20:49,443 Pants King! 434 00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:50,841 Pants Queen! 435 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,829 - Hi, Ann. - Hey. 436 00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,642 Mmm! Turkey's great. 437 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:09,648 - Hey, Ron Swanson! - Hey! 438 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:11,744 Ron Swanson! 439 00:21:11,817 --> 00:21:12,841 Thank you. Thank you, all. 440 00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,681 - Welcome back, Ron. - Oh, hey! 441 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,654 "Welcome back, Ron." 442 00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:21,023 That's terrific. Thanks, you guys. 443 00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:22,989 Let's eat! 444 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:33,325 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/vf67 Help other users to choose the best subtitles