1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,959 Okay, open this one! 2 00:00:02,984 --> 00:00:04,984 Here, I'll help you. 3 00:00:06,957 --> 00:00:10,369 - Wow. Documents. - Yes. 4 00:00:10,393 --> 00:00:13,770 This is your original intern application, your original parking pass, 5 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:16,447 this is your original phoho ID. - Did you get that out of my purse? 6 00:00:16,466 --> 00:00:19,389 It doesn't matter. And this is a copy of your very first paycheck. 7 00:00:19,414 --> 00:00:21,977 - Who's that from? - Me! It's from me! 8 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:24,595 - Happy birthday! - Thank you, Leslie. 9 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:26,183 - Open mine. - Anyway, it's nice. 10 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:28,956 I mean, it can be little savvy and sentimental to kinda frame things, 11 00:00:28,981 --> 00:00:31,553 but its always nice to remember the beginning of something. 12 00:00:31,578 --> 00:00:33,578 You know, the start. And when you have that... 13 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,191 Oh geez. 14 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,385 Ron! For God sake. 15 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:40,391 She's an adult now. She should know how to responsibly to handle 16 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:42,166 and discharge a weapon. 17 00:00:42,191 --> 00:00:45,672 That there is a SIG-Sauer .22 caliber Mosquito 18 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:48,907 manufactured in Switzerland for their pussy police force. 19 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:53,850 This two-toned lightweight model is perfect for a skinny little thing like you 20 00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:56,649 Gee, thanks, Ron. 21 00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:01,290 I will hold on to this for you until we get you licenced up. 22 00:01:01,484 --> 00:01:04,022 And then I'll take you for some target practice. 23 00:01:04,553 --> 00:01:05,622 Goodie. 24 00:01:05,678 --> 00:01:09,042 Yeah. I do feel a little guilty. 25 00:01:09,979 --> 00:01:11,656 I'm regifting. 26 00:01:11,881 --> 00:01:14,481 Oh, that's great. I'd love to hear all about your family vacations. 27 00:01:14,506 --> 00:01:15,794 - Hey. - Oh, thank God. 28 00:01:15,819 --> 00:01:17,455 Get out, Kyle. 29 00:01:18,717 --> 00:01:21,278 Hello, birthday girl. 30 00:01:22,352 --> 00:01:23,809 - Did you like that? - Yes. 31 00:01:23,864 --> 00:01:26,576 That high five was your birthday present. 32 00:01:27,074 --> 00:01:29,060 Just kidding. That wasn't it. 33 00:01:29,086 --> 00:01:30,556 I got you something else. 34 00:01:30,643 --> 00:01:32,212 I wrote you a song. 35 00:01:32,268 --> 00:01:34,460 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 36 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:35,559 What's it called? 37 00:01:35,584 --> 00:01:36,944 I'm not telling, but I'll give you a clue. 38 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,963 It's named after a month out of the year. 39 00:01:39,162 --> 00:01:40,563 So April? 40 00:01:40,644 --> 00:01:41,963 No. 41 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,275 That would have been way better. 42 00:01:44,306 --> 00:01:46,864 Um... well, whatever. I can rewrite the lyrics. 43 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:48,959 Um, are you coming to my party? 44 00:01:49,022 --> 00:01:50,853 Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 45 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:51,928 Are you kidding me? 46 00:01:51,953 --> 00:01:53,451 - Okay, cool. - Okay. 47 00:01:53,495 --> 00:01:55,765 Um, well, we'll hang out then. 48 00:01:55,803 --> 00:01:57,803 - Okay. - It's gonna be fun. 49 00:01:57,990 --> 00:02:00,239 Yes, I am 21 years old today. 50 00:02:01,257 --> 00:02:04,033 Which is the age that pretty much everyone agrees 51 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:05,977 makes you an adult. 52 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:13,084 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 53 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:41,080 In the words of the great 19th century outdoorsman Jack London, 54 00:02:41,105 --> 00:02:44,805 you can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. 55 00:02:44,887 --> 00:02:48,218 With those words ringing in our ears, we proudly present our plans 56 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:50,406 for a new park on municipal lot 48. 57 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,499 - That's good. - I know. 58 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,561 The yearly budget and planning proposal 59 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:58,085 for a city is called the "Master Plan." 60 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:00,790 Ah, isn't that just so awesome you can't stand it 61 00:03:01,128 --> 00:03:04,260 It's mostly filled with boring, bureaucratic language, so 62 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,773 I try to spice it up a little 63 00:03:05,816 --> 00:03:08,177 "So I say the function of man is to live, 64 00:03:08,234 --> 00:03:12,810 not to exist. I would rather that my spark should not burn out in a brilliant blaze 65 00:03:12,846 --> 00:03:15,709 that it should be stifled by dry rot. 66 00:03:15,971 --> 00:03:18,348 - You wrote that? - Jack London. Again. 67 00:03:18,435 --> 00:03:21,173 - Is there too many Jack London quotes? - No, no. 68 00:03:21,198 --> 00:03:22,890 Yeah, I mean, you can never have enough. 69 00:03:22,914 --> 00:03:26,713 That is easily the most exciting budget proposal I've ever heard. 70 00:03:26,738 --> 00:03:28,569 Well I'm presenting it today. 71 00:03:28,712 --> 00:03:31,907 And if it flyes, we're gonna get our money to build a park. 72 00:03:31,932 --> 00:03:34,735 I mean, it only took us 15 months to do this. 73 00:03:34,773 --> 00:03:36,619 - I can't believe it. - It would've taken13 months 74 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:38,649 if you had agreed to work on weekend. But still... 75 00:03:38,674 --> 00:03:40,837 - It's great. - It's amazing. 76 00:03:41,411 --> 00:03:44,453 Well, the meeting is at 10. Come over to my office for champagne after. 77 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:48,240 - I don't think I should do that. - Oh right. Mark. 78 00:03:48,308 --> 00:03:50,258 Ow. Awkward. 79 00:03:50,295 --> 00:03:52,952 I ended things with Mark a couple of days ago. 80 00:03:53,064 --> 00:03:54,615 And... 81 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:57,103 I'n not gonna talk about it. 82 00:03:57,202 --> 00:04:00,050 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your final warning. 83 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:04,058 Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash. 84 00:04:04,109 --> 00:04:08,808 9:00 p.m. At the world-famous Snakehole Lounge, 85 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,849 the place the Pawnee Journal has called 86 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:13,214 "the sexiest, most dangerous club in town." 87 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:14,353 That's not what they wrote. 88 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:16,444 Fine, I added the word "sexiest." 89 00:04:16,521 --> 00:04:18,182 But we've hired better security. 90 00:04:18,256 --> 00:04:20,918 Yes, I am a good friend for throwing the party. 91 00:04:20,942 --> 00:04:22,042 I'm also a genius, 92 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:24,481 because I'm using the occasion to stock the club 93 00:04:24,495 --> 00:04:26,759 with every available hottie I know. 94 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,061 Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night, 95 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:32,569 I will have between one and four new girlfriends. 96 00:04:32,818 --> 00:04:36,909 Oh, I can't believe our little girl is all grown up. 97 00:04:37,162 --> 00:04:39,029 Damn the wheel of the world. 98 00:04:39,062 --> 00:04:41,806 Why must it continually turn over. 99 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:43,430 - Jack London. - Yeah. 100 00:04:43,473 --> 00:04:44,348 Nice. 101 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,751 Okay. Let's go boss. We have a meeting to go to. 102 00:04:46,801 --> 00:04:47,870 Yay. 103 00:04:48,119 --> 00:04:51,399 Once a year, every branch of this governmentmeets in a room 104 00:04:51,435 --> 00:04:55,779 and announces, what they intend to waste taxpayer money on. 105 00:04:56,059 --> 00:05:01,051 For a libertarian such as myself it's philosophically horrifying. 106 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:03,501 They also really cheap out on the snacks. 107 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,595 Hydrax cookies? 108 00:05:05,951 --> 00:05:09,114 Did you know there was an off-brand hydrox? 109 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:11,058 I did not. 110 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:13,558 They're not bad. 111 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:14,971 Good morning, everybody. 112 00:05:15,001 --> 00:05:18,764 I know you all have your budget presentations ready, 113 00:05:18,789 --> 00:05:20,589 but there's a change of plans. 114 00:05:20,663 --> 00:05:23,306 Due to the crippling gridlock in city counsel, 115 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:27,414 We are postponing all planning and spending decisions indefinitely. 116 00:05:27,489 --> 00:05:29,758 - Um, until when? - Indefinitely. 117 00:05:29,783 --> 00:05:31,858 - And when will that end? - Later than now. 118 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:33,689 So this week probably? 119 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,734 Look, we are bordering on a full-blown crisis, Leslie. 120 00:05:36,759 --> 00:05:39,109 The state government is sending a team 121 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:41,376 from Indianapolis to try to solve 122 00:05:41,401 --> 00:05:42,576 this budget problem. 123 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:45,232 In the event the Master Plan meeting is cut short, 124 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:48,362 in the event I have laryngitis and I can't present the Master Plan, 125 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:51,073 in the event the Master Plan meeting is moved on to a boat. 126 00:05:51,098 --> 00:05:53,509 Look-I'm prepared for every situation. 127 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:56,278 Except for the one where there's no Masterplan. 128 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,053 Just calm down. 129 00:05:58,078 --> 00:05:59,709 You don't even know what they're gonna do. 130 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,278 Ron, they're state auditors. 131 00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:03,178 They're not gonna come and pat us on the back. 132 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:04,867 They're here to slash and burn. 133 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:06,723 Well I'd be fine with that. 134 00:06:06,748 --> 00:06:08,748 This government is diseased. 135 00:06:08,891 --> 00:06:11,523 It's like a big, fat, angry slob 136 00:06:11,548 --> 00:06:14,217 spending money it doesn't have on crap it doesn't need. 137 00:06:14,293 --> 00:06:18,650 Mmm, mmm, mmm. Me want more pointless social programs. Yummy, yummy, yum. 138 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:21,716 That's what government does, Ron. It provides services. 139 00:06:21,891 --> 00:06:25,417 They're gonna try to eliminate everything we do. We gotta fight these guys. 140 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:27,217 They've been sent by the governor. 141 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:29,036 They outrank everyone. 142 00:06:29,104 --> 00:06:30,879 There's no fight to be had here. 143 00:06:30,902 --> 00:06:32,515 Yeah, you're right. I'm not gonna fight them. 144 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,934 - Except that I am! - Okay. 145 00:06:35,702 --> 00:06:37,003 Leslie. 146 00:06:37,202 --> 00:06:39,720 What do we do when we get this angry? 147 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:42,474 We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens 148 00:06:42,499 --> 00:06:43,999 and we think of warm brownies. 149 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:45,974 Go do that in your office. 150 00:06:45,998 --> 00:06:47,262 Go do it in your office. 151 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,943 And we'll wait for these guys to show up. 152 00:06:48,968 --> 00:06:50,955 I'll wait for you to show up. 153 00:06:51,573 --> 00:06:54,183 You don't need to bring anything but your gorgeous body. 154 00:06:54,267 --> 00:06:57,271 And get this: Cover charge is no more $15, 155 00:06:57,352 --> 00:07:00,568 say my name at the door, it's $13.50. 156 00:07:00,909 --> 00:07:02,137 - Andy! - Hey. 157 00:07:02,179 --> 00:07:05,087 You coming out tonight, part owner of the club? 158 00:07:05,142 --> 00:07:07,217 Yes, let me ask you a quick question. 159 00:07:07,248 --> 00:07:11,617 What's the youngest a girl can be that if we go out, I'm not a total scumbag? 160 00:07:11,683 --> 00:07:14,777 You know the old rule. Half your age plus seven. 161 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:17,413 - Half my age plus seven. - Oh, okay. 162 00:07:17,489 --> 00:07:21,701 Well, I'm 29, so half of 29. 163 00:07:22,797 --> 00:07:25,673 Add seven. That's only... 164 00:07:25,797 --> 00:07:28,365 Twenty is... 165 00:07:28,475 --> 00:07:30,552 - Twenty-one... - Twenty-years-old. 166 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:31,778 - Twenty-one. - ... and a half. 167 00:07:31,809 --> 00:07:33,040 Twenty-one-years old and a half. 168 00:07:33,071 --> 00:07:34,060 - Yeah. - Yep. 169 00:07:34,119 --> 00:07:37,031 We got the same thing with the equation on that one. 170 00:07:37,085 --> 00:07:40,054 Here's the thing. What if she's slightly younger? 171 00:07:40,096 --> 00:07:41,614 Can I go out with someone younger than that? 172 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:43,327 Please, you totally can. 173 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:44,502 Yeah. 174 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,371 Tom says it's okay. 175 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:50,753 That probably means it isn't okay. 176 00:07:51,556 --> 00:07:54,547 Thank you for meeting with me again. 177 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:56,524 I don't even know really what I want to say. 178 00:07:56,593 --> 00:07:58,390 But I guess I just don't get it. 179 00:07:58,462 --> 00:08:00,191 You know, our relationship was so great. 180 00:08:00,263 --> 00:08:03,926 Mark, honestly, it was really nice. 181 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,718 But maybe you thought it was so amazing, 182 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:09,843 because you've never dated someone for so long before. 183 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,568 Well, but for example, we barely ever fought. 184 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:17,782 That's not a good sign. You're supposed to fight sometimes. 185 00:08:18,215 --> 00:08:20,945 You're supposed to miss the other person 186 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:23,542 even if they're only gone for 20 minutes. 187 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:27,078 And I just didn't feel that. Did you? 188 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:32,757 Man, I should have yelled at you way more. 189 00:08:34,029 --> 00:08:36,896 Well, Paul just called. They're on their way. 190 00:08:36,966 --> 00:08:38,797 Oh, God. They're going to fire people, aren't they? 191 00:08:38,868 --> 00:08:40,426 Yeah, I am two years from my pension. 192 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:41,970 Relax, Jerry. We don't know that. 193 00:08:42,037 --> 00:08:44,733 Maybe these people are very helpful and pleasant. 194 00:08:44,807 --> 00:08:46,035 Hello? 195 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,234 Death! 196 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,038 Divorce filings? 197 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:50,373 Fourth floor. 198 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:53,438 Hello, hello. Hey, how are you? 199 00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:54,676 - Hello, there. - Hi. 200 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,615 Chris Traeger. This is Ben. 201 00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:58,380 Hello, gents. Ron Swanson. 202 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,479 Ron Swanson. 203 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:03,015 Okay. 204 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:04,719 I'm Deputy Director Leslie Knope. 205 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:06,624 Leslie Knope. 206 00:09:08,062 --> 00:09:09,529 It is fantastic to be here. 207 00:09:09,597 --> 00:09:10,723 Would you gentlemen like a tour? 208 00:09:10,798 --> 00:09:11,992 There is quite literally nothing 209 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:13,226 I would rather have in the world 210 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:15,292 than a tour of the Parks and Recreation Department 211 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:17,133 of the great City of Pawnee 212 00:09:17,205 --> 00:09:20,197 led by Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope. 213 00:09:20,909 --> 00:09:21,933 Okay. 214 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:23,637 Ben? I don't think that's a great idea. 215 00:09:23,673 --> 00:09:24,731 - Let's do it! - Great! 216 00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:27,448 Chris is the most positive state budget auditing consultant 217 00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:28,471 I have ever met. 218 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:31,280 I mean, I made eye contact with him, 219 00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:34,549 and it was like staring into the sun. 220 00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:39,520 People, we are here from the state budget office from Indianapolis. 221 00:09:40,195 --> 00:09:41,958 Ooh. What does that mean? 222 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:45,192 Look, simply we are here to tinker with your budget. 223 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:48,393 Think of the government as a broken-down carousel. 224 00:09:48,468 --> 00:09:50,299 We're going to slap on a new coat of paint, 225 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:52,395 we are going to fix that broken speaker system, 226 00:09:52,472 --> 00:09:53,939 and we are going to get those happy kids 227 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:57,135 back up on the horses where they belong! 228 00:09:57,211 --> 00:09:58,940 - Okay? - Yeah. 229 00:09:59,746 --> 00:10:00,838 - Okay? - Okay. 230 00:10:00,914 --> 00:10:02,211 Yeah, that's not bad. 231 00:10:02,282 --> 00:10:03,340 There it is. 232 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,647 My partner, Ben, is going to stick around for a little bit, 233 00:10:05,719 --> 00:10:08,381 and I will see you all later. 234 00:10:08,455 --> 00:10:09,786 ¡Adiós! 235 00:10:09,856 --> 00:10:10,880 Do you have a second? 236 00:10:17,531 --> 00:10:18,964 I really like your shirt. 237 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:20,658 So I'd like to talk about where you think 238 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:22,792 there's waste within your department. 239 00:10:23,035 --> 00:10:26,232 - Where do I start? - There is none. 240 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:30,103 What exactly will you be cutting? And how much of it? 241 00:10:30,176 --> 00:10:33,634 And can I watch you do it while eating pork cracklings? 242 00:10:33,713 --> 00:10:35,874 Okay, let's start with personnel. 243 00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:38,883 What can you tell me about Jerry Gergich? 244 00:10:38,951 --> 00:10:43,251 He is one of the best people on the planet. He's universally adored here. 245 00:10:43,322 --> 00:10:45,813 If you fired him, there would be a revolt. 246 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:49,054 Okay, you need to understand that just to keep this town afloat, 247 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,755 we probably have to cut the budget 248 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:54,197 of every department by 40 or 50%. Okay? 249 00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:56,326 Well, but Chris said that you just had to, 250 00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:58,426 you know, tinker with things. 251 00:10:58,503 --> 00:11:00,630 Yeah, he said that because that sounds a lot better 252 00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:03,401 than "We're going to gut it with a machete." Okay? 253 00:11:08,713 --> 00:11:10,305 - You're a jerk. - I'm sorry? 254 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:11,576 Easy. I'm sorry. These are real people 255 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:15,882 in a real town, working in a real building, with real feelings. 256 00:11:15,954 --> 00:11:17,080 This building has feelings? 257 00:11:17,155 --> 00:11:19,123 Maybe. There's a lot of history in this one. 258 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,590 Maybe it does. How can you be so blasé about this? 259 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,321 Because I didn't cause these problems, Ms. Knope. 260 00:11:23,395 --> 00:11:25,192 Your government did. 261 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:28,460 I'll get what I need from the spreadsheets. Thanks. 262 00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:36,801 What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me? 263 00:11:38,545 --> 00:11:40,919 - Jean-Ralphio. - Looking hot, Big T. 264 00:11:40,982 --> 00:11:42,244 Throw them bows 265 00:11:42,317 --> 00:11:45,150 What? Damn, girl, who are you trying to impress? 266 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,209 Just kidding. I know. 267 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,620 - Walk away. - Yep, you got it. 268 00:11:52,226 --> 00:11:54,430 - Donna. Yeah. - Jean-Ralphio. 269 00:11:54,638 --> 00:11:56,162 Got you a birthday shot. 270 00:11:56,239 --> 00:12:00,232 Thanks, but now that it's legal, I've kind of lost interest. 271 00:12:00,311 --> 00:12:01,903 Suit yourself. 272 00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:06,972 So... 273 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:09,936 I guess our awesome new park is on hold. 274 00:12:10,449 --> 00:12:12,099 You have any idea what they're going to cut? 275 00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:14,086 - Nope. - Ugh. 276 00:12:14,461 --> 00:12:17,706 You know what. You shouldn't wait around. You should come up with your own 277 00:12:17,731 --> 00:12:20,725 budget plan and just control your own destiny. 278 00:12:20,893 --> 00:12:23,805 Yeah, I just don't know if I can play God like that. 279 00:12:23,955 --> 00:12:28,669 Angry, vengeful God, who just fires Jerry for no reason. 280 00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:31,731 - You'd fire Jerry? - Not necessarily. 281 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,781 - I don't know, it's just been really crappy day. - Mhm. 282 00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:36,744 Where were you earlier when I called? 283 00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:38,827 - Talking to Mark. - Again? 284 00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:42,370 Yeah. It has been a rough week. 285 00:12:43,207 --> 00:12:44,995 - You want to get super drunk? - I really do. 286 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:48,076 - Yeah. Where's our lady? Hey! - Hey. 287 00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:50,712 I hope you all know I was instrumental 288 00:12:50,788 --> 00:12:52,551 in getting Trish crowned Miss Pawnee. 289 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:53,954 What was your talent again? 290 00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:56,186 Oh, yeah. Looking amazing. 291 00:12:58,996 --> 00:13:02,864 Hey, ladies, is there anything you desire at all, besides me? 292 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,060 So funny. You are so funny! 293 00:13:08,239 --> 00:13:11,174 I'm serious, though. Are you into me? 294 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:12,231 What? 295 00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:20,413 Chug that, bitch! 296 00:13:20,447 --> 00:13:21,878 Rules are rules. 297 00:13:22,029 --> 00:13:24,983 No Ann. Listen to me. Listen to me, Ann. 298 00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:28,111 I know I had a "Master Plan" and it all blew up on my face. 299 00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:31,117 But you... you came in to a town hall meeting 300 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:33,658 and we met and we became friends and that is awesome. 301 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:36,231 It is so awesome. You are so awesome. 302 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:38,616 - I love you. - I love you too, but I need more beer. 303 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,616 - Oh. I'm gonna get you more beer. Yay! - Yay! 304 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,653 Best friends of ever. 305 00:13:50,641 --> 00:13:52,424 Hey, April. 306 00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:55,177 Oh, my gosh. You look amazing. 307 00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:56,275 - Let me see you. - No. 308 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,344 - Give me a twirl. - No. 309 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,039 - This is beautiful. - Don't look at me. 310 00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:01,801 No, look at me. 311 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,095 Happy birthday. 312 00:14:03,162 --> 00:14:04,254 Thank you. 313 00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:06,687 Can I get you a drink? Or wait. 314 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,274 Yeah, I can swing it. Can I get you a drink? 315 00:14:11,366 --> 00:14:13,197 Whiskey. Neat. 316 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,373 Wow. You're not messing around. 317 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:17,319 No. I'm not. 318 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,015 Barkeep. 319 00:14:23,091 --> 00:14:26,185 Andy Dwyer! It's so awesome to see you. 320 00:14:26,261 --> 00:14:27,751 Hey, you, too. How are you? 321 00:14:27,829 --> 00:14:30,855 Let me ask you a question. Was I a good girlfriend? 322 00:14:30,932 --> 00:14:33,423 Ann, you were an awesome girlfriend. 323 00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:35,025 - Really? - Yeah. 324 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:36,798 Aw! 325 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,166 I mean, I was the screw-up. 326 00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:41,130 Yeah, you were. 327 00:14:41,242 --> 00:14:43,061 We had a good relationship, right? 328 00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:45,821 God, I think so. I mean, we fought a lot. 329 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:50,491 I know. I know. I know that. Let me ask you something. 330 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:51,882 I'm hot. 331 00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:53,284 Is that a question? 332 00:14:53,355 --> 00:14:55,982 When we were together... I can't see. 333 00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,123 - When we were together. - Yes. 334 00:14:58,192 --> 00:15:00,660 Were there times that you were like, 335 00:15:00,728 --> 00:15:04,391 "If I don't see Ann in, like, 10 seconds, I'm going to die"? 336 00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:06,365 Yes, all the time. 337 00:15:06,548 --> 00:15:11,247 I loved Andy. Loved him. Loved Andy. 338 00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:14,661 He was a totally helpless baby when we met. 339 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,640 I dated him for three years. 340 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,577 Now, he's an adult with a job. 341 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:25,108 And some other girl is going to reap the rewards of my hard work? 342 00:15:27,087 --> 00:15:28,884 That's bullshit. 343 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,550 And I'm reading this, and I'm like, 344 00:15:35,628 --> 00:15:38,722 "How could they hurt those gorillas like that?" 345 00:15:38,798 --> 00:15:42,427 They're such gentle, magnificent creatures, you know? 346 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:44,697 I'm an animal lover. I don't know. 347 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:48,434 Hey, I want you to keep this bottle cap. 348 00:15:48,508 --> 00:15:52,103 So you always remember me and the first time we met. 349 00:15:52,712 --> 00:15:56,580 Classic game. Plant the seed. Harvest, like, a half hour later. 350 00:15:58,251 --> 00:16:01,687 Here you go. Sorry that took forever. God. 351 00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:04,951 Hey, baby, you miss me? Because I missed you. 352 00:16:05,024 --> 00:16:06,699 Oh, look at this. Jean-Ralphio. Hey. 353 00:16:06,772 --> 00:16:07,853 Hey. Andy. 354 00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:10,657 Andy. That's an all right name. That's an all right name. 355 00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:12,720 - Thank you. - Yeah. 356 00:16:12,798 --> 00:16:15,198 Are you guys... Are you guys hanging out together? 357 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,825 - Yeah, maybe. - Yep. 358 00:16:16,902 --> 00:16:20,668 You know, he asked me out so many times. I guess he wore me down. 359 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,996 I'm very persistent. Come over here. Come over here. 360 00:16:23,031 --> 00:16:24,331 - I can hear you. I can hear you. - Come on. 361 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:27,253 One time, I waited outside a woman's house for five days 362 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:30,339 just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. 363 00:16:30,415 --> 00:16:32,110 Turns out it was the wrong house. 364 00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:35,176 She loved the story, anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants. 365 00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:36,379 That's so cute. 366 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:37,547 Yeah, super cute. 367 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,748 - Wow. - Right? 368 00:16:38,824 --> 00:16:40,189 Do you want a Rémy Martin? 369 00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:41,520 - Probably good. - Okay, I'll get you one. 370 00:16:41,593 --> 00:16:43,890 Two Rémy Martins! Here we go! 371 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:49,824 You can have my Rémy Martin for your birthday. 372 00:16:52,424 --> 00:16:53,660 I thought she liked me. 373 00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:56,148 I guess I'm super bad at picking up signals. 374 00:16:58,943 --> 00:17:01,844 That Ralph Macchio guy is a total douche. 375 00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:04,840 Did I give you a bottle cap? 376 00:17:05,449 --> 00:17:07,246 Excuse me, did I give you a bottle cap? 377 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,876 What? 378 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,221 Did I give any of you guys a bottle cap? 379 00:17:12,289 --> 00:17:13,586 You sure? 380 00:17:14,558 --> 00:17:16,526 Who the did I give a bottle cap to? 381 00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:26,765 This party sucks. Let's get out of here. 382 00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,048 It's my birthday party. 383 00:17:28,071 --> 00:17:29,766 - It is? - Yes. 384 00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,602 I'm sorry, boo. 385 00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,555 I'm not saying we're the best band in the universee. 386 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,617 But we're, I would say, honestly the best band in the world. 387 00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:40,244 I should write an article about you. Another article about you. 388 00:17:42,156 --> 00:17:43,636 Yeah, okay. 389 00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:46,386 Hey, uh, can I buy you a drink? 390 00:17:46,529 --> 00:17:47,923 - Sure. - Yeah. 391 00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:51,198 - You have a tab I can put it on? How old are you? - 25. 392 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,934 Mark. Brendanawicz. 393 00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:02,236 - Hey, what's 25 divided by 2 plus 7? - 19 and a half. 394 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,633 Okay. I'm older than that. 395 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,339 We're good to go. 396 00:18:06,381 --> 00:18:08,787 Hey, this is my dear friend Mark Brendanawicz. 397 00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:11,076 Oh, we actually have met. 398 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,110 Oh. The pfft. Yeah. 399 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,597 - You guys totally slept together. - I'll take that drink. 400 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,653 So you're with Andy now? 401 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,970 No, it makes sense. 402 00:18:22,244 --> 00:18:24,287 It's been a great week. 403 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,080 - You know what's thirsty? - What? 404 00:18:28,135 --> 00:18:31,195 You know what's weird? How thirsty I get when I'm weird. 405 00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:32,965 When I'm drunk. 406 00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:35,373 Ben, the jerk, is here. 407 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,669 - Who are? - That one. 408 00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:39,192 The one coming over here. Get ready. 409 00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:41,150 Okay, Leslie, be professional. 410 00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:43,703 - Hi. - Hello, Ben. 411 00:18:46,924 --> 00:18:50,253 Look, I kind of feel like we got off on the wrong foot. 412 00:18:50,304 --> 00:18:52,771 So I just wanted to stop by and... 413 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:55,457 Yeah. Well, save your breath. Okay? 414 00:18:55,575 --> 00:18:56,803 Just get out of here. 415 00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:59,311 Because this is a party with my friends, 416 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,609 and you're trying to fire all my friends. 417 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:04,047 - I... - Plus, I just talked to everybody in this bar, 418 00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,121 and nobody wants you here. 419 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,967 - That must've taken a while. - Yeah, it did. 420 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,773 You're a cold, careless person. 421 00:19:12,072 --> 00:19:14,366 And you want to kill people with machetes. 422 00:19:14,616 --> 00:19:19,107 And Ann is right. I shouldn't make my own plan, so that you can't hurt us. 423 00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:20,551 And that's what I'm gonna do. 424 00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:23,712 Okay. Then I'll just see you tomorrow. 425 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:24,838 Sorry to bother you. 426 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:26,856 Get out of here. 427 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:33,082 Leslie? That was so professional. I'm so proud of you. 428 00:19:33,107 --> 00:19:34,665 Thank you. 429 00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:39,132 - You have to help me. - Ow. 430 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:40,429 I know. Me, too. 431 00:19:40,502 --> 00:19:42,366 But you have to help me. 432 00:19:42,436 --> 00:19:45,633 I think I may have made out with someone last night. 433 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,674 Oh, no. Who? 434 00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:50,232 I don't remember. I don't even know if it happened. 435 00:19:50,311 --> 00:19:52,176 I just had this feeling when I woke up this morning 436 00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:54,646 like I definitely kissed somebody. 437 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,115 - No. - Hey, Ann. 438 00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:01,183 Wow, that was a crazy night last night. 439 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,589 Yeah, crazy. 440 00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:11,589 I mean, I left at 11:15, and you were still raging pretty hard. 441 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:14,293 I was. I was. 442 00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:16,496 - Good. - Yeah. 443 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,798 So it's not Jerry. 444 00:20:17,872 --> 00:20:20,635 Help me. I'll keep an ear to the ground. 445 00:20:20,681 --> 00:20:22,912 - Knope! My office. - Mhm. 446 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,456 That's loud. 447 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,274 Why the yelling? 448 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,480 Had a good night last night? 449 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:29,936 Not really. 450 00:20:29,973 --> 00:20:33,479 Did you enjoy your second loud conversation with Ben? 451 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:37,847 The state auditor, who holds your very fate in his hands like a tiny bird. 452 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,940 You know what? He deserved it. 453 00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:43,416 He's cold and unfeeling and I yelled at him. So what? 454 00:20:43,485 --> 00:20:46,616 Believe me. I want this government cut to the bone. 455 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:50,903 But I can't have you getting yourself fired because then I'll have to do stuff. 456 00:20:51,052 --> 00:20:52,247 Go apologize. 457 00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:54,572 No. I don't have anything to apologize for. 458 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,759 All I did was express myself. 459 00:20:56,941 --> 00:20:59,491 Forcefully. Drunkenly. 460 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,525 And I spit on him a little bit. Okay I'll go apologixe. 461 00:21:06,281 --> 00:21:07,905 Leslie, Leslie. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 462 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,243 Wow. You have a lot of bottles there. 463 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,533 Yeah. Would you like a vitamin? B-12? 464 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,600 Evening primrose oil? Willow bark? Magnesium? 465 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:14,507 No, thank you. 466 00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:16,370 You sure? Really good for hangovers. 467 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:17,551 Okay, I'll take one. 468 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,847 I take care of my body above all else. 469 00:21:19,872 --> 00:21:23,143 Diet, exercise, supplements, and positive thinking. 470 00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:24,740 Scientists believe that the first human being 471 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,240 who will live 150 years has already been born. 472 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,759 I believe I am that human being. 473 00:21:30,472 --> 00:21:32,940 So what brings you here so early? 474 00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:34,703 I'm here to speak to Ben, actually. 475 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:38,973 Great. I'm gonna listen to some ocean sounds and do some chin-ups. 476 00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:45,182 So I'd like to apologize for yesterday. 477 00:21:45,253 --> 00:21:47,380 Don't worry about it. 478 00:21:47,455 --> 00:21:50,151 No, what I did was out of line. Twice. 479 00:21:50,224 --> 00:21:52,658 And I was worked up, because obviously, 480 00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:54,126 you represent a threat to my department. 481 00:21:54,195 --> 00:21:57,392 Your City Council and your Mayor are the threats to your department. 482 00:21:57,465 --> 00:22:00,502 We didn't do anything to get you into this situation, okay? 483 00:22:00,535 --> 00:22:03,564 Okay. Look, Ben, I don't appreciate your callous attitude, okay? 484 00:22:03,604 --> 00:22:05,141 - Really? - Yeah, really. 485 00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:06,122 Okay. 486 00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:09,591 You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird, 487 00:22:09,677 --> 00:22:11,702 but I still think you're an ass. 488 00:22:16,185 --> 00:22:18,380 You want to get a beer? 489 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,115 - It's like 10:30 in the morning. - Yeah. 490 00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:22,989 And you seem like you could use a beer. Let's get a beer. 491 00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:23,922 Well... 492 00:22:23,953 --> 00:22:26,691 Oh, oh, oh. Don't keep him too long. 493 00:22:26,726 --> 00:22:29,217 I need someone to be here when I take my multivitamin. 494 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,029 There's a choking hazard. 495 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,392 Okay, can we go? 496 00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:36,332 Oh, my God. 497 00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:38,417 You don't remember anything that happened last night, do you? 498 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:39,840 - No. - Wow. 499 00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:44,696 For once, it's Ann who blacked out drunk and not Andy. 500 00:22:44,745 --> 00:22:46,337 - Okay. - Oh, my gosh. 501 00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:47,707 That's really dangerous. 502 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,167 - Please tell me. - This is going to be so fun 503 00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:54,361 letting you dangle until I finally reveal that we did not make out. 504 00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:56,641 Oh. 505 00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,419 Damn it. 506 00:22:58,493 --> 00:23:00,188 Good. See you. 507 00:23:00,262 --> 00:23:01,627 All right. 508 00:23:04,052 --> 00:23:07,749 Hey, I need to settle my bill from last night. Tom Haverford. 509 00:23:07,842 --> 00:23:09,036 Okay. 510 00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:13,488 Wow. You had 47 drinks last night? 511 00:23:13,524 --> 00:23:16,322 Ten cosmos, eight Smirnoff Ices, 512 00:23:16,368 --> 00:23:19,084 and everything else starts with the word pomegranate. 513 00:23:19,159 --> 00:23:21,024 Was it your bachelorette party? 514 00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:24,406 No, I invited a bunch of girls here last night, 515 00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:27,099 and they all put drinks on my tab. 516 00:23:27,185 --> 00:23:30,517 And then I went home alone. I'm not sure what happened. 517 00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:31,785 You invited a bunch of girls here, 518 00:23:31,815 --> 00:23:34,045 and then you tried to hit on all of them. 519 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,204 Fair enough. 520 00:23:35,268 --> 00:23:39,136 I mean, what were you expecting was gonna happen, a 43-way? 521 00:23:39,610 --> 00:23:41,667 - That would have been a little out of control. - But awesome. 522 00:23:41,695 --> 00:23:44,357 Yeah, the problem is I only have 15 penises, so... 523 00:23:44,426 --> 00:23:47,807 - There would have been 28 girls that were really upset with me. - Yeah. 524 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,193 All right, well, thanks. 525 00:23:58,273 --> 00:24:01,876 Hey, would you wanna get a drink tomorrow night? 526 00:24:02,511 --> 00:24:03,671 Does it have to be here? 527 00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,260 No. 528 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:11,102 Then, sure. I'm Lucy. Let me give you my phone number. 529 00:24:13,207 --> 00:24:16,203 So I don't know what you were thinking. 530 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:18,265 Just now. Nothing. 531 00:24:18,308 --> 00:24:22,615 Well, I had a great time last night so are you free this weekend. 532 00:24:23,402 --> 00:24:26,452 Shauna, look, I think you're a super cute person 533 00:24:26,477 --> 00:24:29,626 and your newspaper articles are so cool 534 00:24:29,699 --> 00:24:32,126 and they're probably very accurate, 535 00:24:32,151 --> 00:24:35,270 but I don't think that we should go out romantically. 536 00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:38,146 - Why not? - Well, honestly... 537 00:24:38,425 --> 00:24:43,451 because there's already a girl that I like and we kind of have long 538 00:24:43,938 --> 00:24:49,281 backstory of history. And I like her. 539 00:24:50,018 --> 00:24:52,769 Okay, well, good luck. 540 00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:55,217 I can't even lay on the shoe shine guy. 541 00:24:58,392 --> 00:25:00,690 Wow, that tastes really good. 542 00:25:00,761 --> 00:25:02,626 How's your head? 543 00:25:02,763 --> 00:25:04,048 Mushy. 544 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,806 I'm sorry that I yelled at you. All three times. 545 00:25:07,868 --> 00:25:11,269 But I don't think you know anything about my department. 546 00:25:11,313 --> 00:25:13,414 Have you ever been part of a government body before? 547 00:25:13,441 --> 00:25:18,101 I have, yeah. Small town called Partridge, Minnesota. 548 00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:22,173 Why does that sound familiar? 549 00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:26,470 You're Benji Wyatt? 550 00:25:26,554 --> 00:25:27,680 I am. 551 00:25:27,703 --> 00:25:31,298 When I was 18, I ran for mayor of my small town. 552 00:25:31,718 --> 00:25:32,742 And won. 553 00:25:32,993 --> 00:25:36,224 A little bit of anti-establishment voter rebellion, I guess. 554 00:25:36,277 --> 00:25:38,266 Here's the thing, though, about 18 year-olds. 555 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,860 They're idiots. 556 00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:43,231 So I pretty much ran the place into the ground after two months 557 00:25:43,303 --> 00:25:45,032 and got impeached. 558 00:25:46,406 --> 00:25:49,000 The worst part was my parents grounded me. 559 00:25:49,075 --> 00:25:51,771 - Oh, my God. You were so cute. - Well, thank you. 560 00:25:51,845 --> 00:25:54,609 What was that song you played at the swearing-in ceremony? 561 00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:55,843 - Whoomp! There it is. - Yes. 562 00:25:55,864 --> 00:25:57,649 That's what it was. Yeah. 563 00:25:57,717 --> 00:25:59,344 God, I was so jealous of you. 564 00:25:59,374 --> 00:26:00,275 You shouldn't have been. 565 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:02,625 I mean, it ended up kind of ruining my life. 566 00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:04,315 And now, I'm balancing budgets 567 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:06,722 so I can show people I'm responsible. 568 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,453 So I can run for office again someday 569 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,587 and not be laughed at, you know. 570 00:26:11,663 --> 00:26:13,961 I mean, you want to run for office someday, right? 571 00:26:14,033 --> 00:26:16,228 Yeah. How did you know? 572 00:26:16,301 --> 00:26:18,292 Well, you have to be able to make decisions like this, Leslie. 573 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,634 You have to be harsh, you know? 574 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,606 No one's going to elect you to do anything 575 00:26:22,674 --> 00:26:25,199 if you don't show that you're a responsible grown-up. 576 00:26:25,277 --> 00:26:26,471 Yeah. 577 00:26:28,514 --> 00:26:31,108 Oh, no. Please, Mr. Mayor, let me. 578 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:33,389 - Whoomp there it is. - Okay. 579 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,044 Mmm. 580 00:26:37,289 --> 00:26:38,586 Mmm. 581 00:26:39,758 --> 00:26:41,349 - Everything okay? - Hmm? 582 00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:42,850 Mmm. 583 00:26:43,361 --> 00:26:44,919 No. 584 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,901 - You ready? - Yeah. 585 00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:09,949 Hey, Ron, did we make out last night? 586 00:27:10,024 --> 00:27:11,617 Good God, woman. No. 587 00:27:11,659 --> 00:27:14,753 Okay. Well, that's it. That's all the men that I know. 588 00:27:14,829 --> 00:27:17,559 You guys just knocked it completely out of the park. 589 00:27:17,632 --> 00:27:20,725 And I appreciate it, and we will see you later. 590 00:27:22,669 --> 00:27:25,661 Hey, Ann Perkins. 591 00:27:26,673 --> 00:27:29,460 - Hey. - Hey, well... 592 00:27:31,078 --> 00:27:32,067 April's party? April's party? 593 00:27:32,145 --> 00:27:33,806 - Yeah. Hey, man. How's it going?- Hi. 594 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,517 - Hey. - Yeah, Tom. 595 00:27:35,556 --> 00:27:37,650 Hey. Come here. 596 00:27:37,751 --> 00:27:40,743 There's no reason not to love him, but I didn't. 597 00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:45,964 Highway to the Danger Zone 598 00:27:46,026 --> 00:27:47,391 I've called you a cab. 599 00:27:47,461 --> 00:27:49,622 You know, I just... 600 00:27:58,137 --> 00:28:00,401 Okay, let's get you in the cab. Come on. 601 00:28:00,473 --> 00:28:01,735 Boo. 602 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:04,071 Fancy this. 603 00:28:04,143 --> 00:28:05,701 Listen, I have meetings all day, 604 00:28:05,778 --> 00:28:07,439 but I'd love to chat with you. 605 00:28:07,513 --> 00:28:08,571 Can I call you? 606 00:28:08,648 --> 00:28:10,912 You have my phone number? 607 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:12,610 No, you couldn't remember your phone number, 608 00:28:12,685 --> 00:28:14,277 but you gave me your phone. 609 00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:17,481 - Terrific. That's great. We'll talk later. - Okay. 610 00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:19,456 Danger zone 611 00:28:19,481 --> 00:28:21,005 Come on, guys. 612 00:28:22,523 --> 00:28:23,598 We'll talk later. 613 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:27,054 Yeah. We should have a meeting too about things that happened. 614 00:28:29,038 --> 00:28:33,065 This suggested plan reduces our overall budget by 35%. 615 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:36,937 And it contains very practical, deep cuts in many of our services. 616 00:28:36,978 --> 00:28:38,912 Wow, Leslie. This is amazing. 617 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:41,073 But it's moot. 618 00:28:41,149 --> 00:28:42,309 Why? 619 00:28:42,383 --> 00:28:44,021 Our investigation has revealed 620 00:28:44,061 --> 00:28:47,895 that things in Pawnee are much worse than we anticipated. 621 00:28:48,713 --> 00:28:51,470 - Meaning what? - Well, effective tomorrow morning, 622 00:28:51,513 --> 00:28:55,122 the entire government will be shut down until further notice. 623 00:28:57,588 --> 00:29:00,470 I'm sorry. I just started hearing really loud circus music in my head. 624 00:29:00,522 --> 00:29:02,012 What did you say? 625 00:29:03,466 --> 00:29:06,848 November, you're so beautiful 626 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:10,828 November, you're so serene 627 00:29:10,897 --> 00:29:17,901 Walk among the clouds and see that you and me were meant to be 628 00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:21,950 November, your bangs are cute 629 00:29:22,002 --> 00:29:25,699 November, your voice is a flute 630 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:31,095 November, let's pretend the sky is for us 631 00:29:33,247 --> 00:29:38,110 Let's spread our wings and fly on a date 632 00:29:38,147 --> 00:29:43,847 I want to go on a date with you, November 633 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,502 That song is about April. 634 00:29:50,315 --> 00:30:00,315 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/477jp Help other users to choose the best subtitles