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Okay, everybody.
The Harvest Festival is tomorrow.

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And I am so
proud of all of you.

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You've worked so hard.
You're amazing.

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So, I have a surprise.
And it is possibly

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the best thing to potentially
ever happen to anyone,

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anywhere, in
the history of the universe.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
the world famous Little Sebastian.

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What?
Yes.

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No way!

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Oh, my God!

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It's really him.

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That's really
Little Sebastian?

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Yes, this is him.

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That is Little Sebastian?
Take my picture. Take my picture.

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Well done, Leslie.
Well done!

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I never thought
I'd get to meet him.

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Little Sebastian
made his debut

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at the last
Harvest Festival in 1987,

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and he was
an instant phenomenon.

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That week, he was the eighth most
photographed object in America.

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So, suck it, The Alamo.

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I'm sitting next
to Little Sebastian.

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I know, I know.

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Right now, I'm here,
Little Sebastian's right there.

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Wow. So, what am I missing?
What's the deal with this pony?

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He's not a pony, Ben. He's a mini-horse.
There's a big difference.

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Well, then,
why is he so famous?

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Does he do something?
What does he do?

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Yeah, he does
being a mini-horse

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and he does it
better than anyone.

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Son, this horse has an honorary
degree from Notre Dame.

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We all need to be
very careful. Okay?

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Remember.
This little guy is 25 now.

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And he has
cataracts in both eyes.

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He has severe arthritis.
Jerry's going to look after him.

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Yes, I am. We are both on
the same diabetes medication.

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Are you my Glucotrol buddy?

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Are you?

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Isn't it amazing?

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Yeah. I've just
got to be honest.

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I don't know what
the big deal is.

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Get out.

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Okay, couldn't you
put Sue's Salads here?

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On Deep Fried Boulevard?

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It's just... There's so many junk
food places and only one salad stand.

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Well, we wanna make money,
not make people hate themselves.

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Salads are my life.

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Of course. I'm sorry.

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You know what we'll do?

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We'll make Sue's Salads
the official

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healthy choice of
the Harvest Festival.

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Huh!

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That's great. Thank you.

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Of course. Sure.

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Nobody's gonna come
to your stupid booth anyway.

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I'm sorry?

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The Harvest Festival is the biggest
thing I've ever done in my career.

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And if it fails,
the Parks Department will be eliminated.

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That's why we're going big.

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Seven days, over 30 different locations,
fifty thousand plus visitors

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and four hospitality kiosks.

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God, I've got to stop ending
on that boring thing.

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Clowns.

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Well, no, you cannot
sell home-brewed water.

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And again, no, I would not like to
taste it. But thank you for coming in.

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April, who's next?

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Man, you are just
knocking these off.

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You're like a ninja crossed
with a Jedi or something.

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You're like a nerd mixed
with a dork or something.

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Tom, Star Wars
is not that nerdy.

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No, Star Wars
is not that nerdy.

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It's not. Everyone has seen it.
Everyone has seen it.

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Everyone.
This guy's here.

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Hey, Ken.
Hi, Leslie.

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This is Ben and Tom.

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That's a dope bolo.

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This is Ken Hotate.

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He is the tribal
leader of the Wamapoke.

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I just said,
"Hello, honored guest."

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Although,
literally translated,

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it means, "May you be blessed
with a million possums."

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The Wamapoke used to
use possum as currency.

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Well...

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No, don't. Okay.

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Have a seat.
Ken, I know why you're here.

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And just let me say
that we really tried.

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I'm sorry, Leslie,
but this is a big one.

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I'm under a lot of pressure.

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I'm going to need to formally
ask you to move the carnival.

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I'm sorry. What's going on?

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The carnival is on the site of
the Battle of Indian Hill,

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which was an epic seven-day
battle that the Wamapoke lost

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due to the fact that
they didn't have any weapons.

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During the battle,
93-year-old Chief Wakote

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was shot 102
times by the cavalry.

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Did he die?

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Yes.

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And this moment
will be commemorated

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for the next seven days with shooting
galleries and fried dough stands.

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Ken, I understand,
but this is the only place in town

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that's big enough to
house the carnival rides.

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Plus, you know
with Pawnee's history,

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it's very difficult
to not be offensive.

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This is a map of all the
atrocities the Pawnee settlers

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inflicted upon
the Wamapoke Indians.

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The atrocities are in blue.

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We put up a memorial plaque,

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and we have a Wamapoke exhibit
in the history tent.

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We're really trying.

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I completely understand you,
I mean, I really do.

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But this is
sacred burial ground.

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And I just hope
that the souls of my ancestors

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don't put a curse
on this festival.

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There are two things I know
about white people.

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They love Rachael Ray and
they are terrified of curses.

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right over there.
We'll be good. Thanks.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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So, somebody,
I don't want to say who,

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it was totally me,
got Sweetums to donate

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another 15
cotton candy machines.

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Great! Sweets!
Yeah.

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Take that, curse.
Take that, curse.

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Right in the chest.
Bazooka.

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Fire it again.
You're dead.

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Bazooka.

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That's funny.
Get a room.

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Okay, so guys, focus up.

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Joan Callamezzo is coming by
with a camera crew

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for an exclusive, last minute
walk-through of the Harvest Festival

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before we open tomorrow.

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So, everything
needs to be perfect.

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Joan is always
looking for a scandal.

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She's like
an eagle-eyed tiger.

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Eagle-Eyed Tiger.
New band name. I call it.

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So, everybody, gather around.
Let's grab hands.

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- I don't hold hands.
- Okay.

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You're all amazing,
wonderful people.

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And I really want
you to have fun today

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and not focus on the fact
that if one thing goes wrong,

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we're all going to lose our jobs.
That's not inspiring.

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Okay. Let's go get them everybody.
Okay. Yes.

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Any concerns,
address them to Ron. Yes.

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The advantage of
being Leslie's boss

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is that she does
everything herself

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and there are
never any problems.

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Which means for the next week,

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I can sit in a lawn chair and
read this book about old boats.

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Excuse me,
I have to get back to work.

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Hey, whatever happened to you
and the Bionic Man?

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Chris? He broke up with me,

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but he did it so nicely that I
didn't even realize he did it.

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I've done that
to multiple men.

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How are you doing?
Are you doing okay?

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Thank you so much
for asking.

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It's been tough.
Yeah. Two days ago,

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I was sobbing at a pizza buffet,
and they asked me to leave.

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I've been looking at
some dog adoption websites.

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Bought $700 worth of
candles from Anthropologie.

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I did this to my hair.
You know,

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your basic
bottoming out kind of stuff.

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Yeah. Normally, people tell you
to talk about your problems.

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I'm going to recommend
you bottle that noise up.

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That's what my mailman said.

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Muah-muah...

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Murder.
Murder the most melons.

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Shaquille showered.
Shame on Shakira's sheets.

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Hello, Joan.
Hello, Leslie.

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Looks like a very
impressive festival.

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But we'll see.

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We'll see.
You remember Ben.

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Hi.
It's nice to see you again.

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Let's get started.
Okay.

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Now, the festival is spread
throughout the town,

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but the centerpiece
is the carnival.

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And over here is
Indiana's largest corn maze.

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Wow. Is that Pawnee
corn or Eagleton corn?

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Pawnee corn. And it's organic.

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Over here,
we have our beautiful Ferris wheel.

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Beautiful, but deadly.

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When was the last time this giant
wheel of death was inspected?

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Actually,
twice in the last week,

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and everything is
100% up to code.

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How many of these
carnies are illegals?

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None. They're all
U.S. citizens.

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Over in this booth,
Indiana basketball legend Larry Bird's

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84-year-old Aunt
Tilda will be signing

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autographs for two
hours on Thursday.

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You got Tilda?
Yeah.

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Oh! We got Tilda.
But the real coup is over there.

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Little Sebastian.

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Are you kidding me?

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You got Little Sebastian?

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See for yourself.

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Wow. He is so adorable.

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Thank you, Joan.
And Little Sebastian isn't bad, either!

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Tom!
How are you?

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Good. Good to see you.
Hold on a second.

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What?
Did you get your breasts done?

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You look amazing.

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Yes, thanks for noticing.

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Joan, listen to me.
This Harvest Festival,

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it's going to
knock your socks off.

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And when it does, I'm going to be
there to give you a foot massage.

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To completion.

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Okay.

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Good Lord.

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I swear. It's almost like
they don't want you to win.

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Well, you better practice.
You've got to win me a teddy bear.

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I'm going to win you
a million teddy bears.

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Well, I want
a billion teddy bears.

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Well, that's
a little unrealistic.

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This is a hard game.

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Two million.

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Deal.
Alright.

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Hey, I love you.

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Dude, shut up!
That is awesome sauce.

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You're such a good boy.

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Jerry, stop bothering
Little Sebastian.

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Leslie said I should
watch him for a little bit.

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Perfect.
I've got to go get him a tail scrunchie.

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Hi, Little Sebastian,
how's it going?

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Pretty good.
Just eating some hay, hanging out.

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What's your name?

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My name's Tom.

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You're really well-dressed.

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I like how you got your T
shirt over your dress shirt.

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You look way cooler
than everybody else here.

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Little Sebastian,
come on, you're making me blush.

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Most people look
at Little Sebastian

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and they see
a famous mini-horse.

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I see an advertising
opportunity for my club,

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the Snakehole Lounge.

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Wow. That is a shockingly
huge mini-horse erection.

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I don't think I'm being
unprofessional when I say that

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I really was hoping
for more tawdry scandals.

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Well... What about your friend Ben here?

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We all know his story. One of failure,
remind us of that failure.

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Well, you know,
when I was an 18-year-old mayor,

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I tried to build a winter
sports complex called Ice Town,

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and it bankrupted the city.

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Yikes.

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I was also shortstop of my
J.V. baseball team.

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No one ever brings that up.

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And now,
you're involved with this.

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Do I smell another disaster,
hopefully?

247
00:10:28,068 --> 00:10:29,799
Look, Joan, this festival,

248
00:10:29,872 --> 00:10:32,468
thanks to the tireless
efforts of Leslie Knope,

249
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,514
is going to bring people
nothing but happiness.

250
00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:35,876
Not even I could
screw that up.

251
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:37,850
I'm a reporter,
not your therapist.

252
00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:42,928
So, anytime someone takes a picture
of him, the Snakehole's logo is in it.

253
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:45,126
Am I a genius or what?

254
00:10:45,236 --> 00:10:47,297
Hey, Tom.
Where's Little Sebastian?

255
00:10:50,747 --> 00:10:51,772
Uh...

256
00:10:51,849 --> 00:10:54,183
Somebody left the gate open
and he got out, Jerry.

257
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,012
What? What are you
talking about?

258
00:10:56,091 --> 00:10:57,081
Unbelievable.

259
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,289
Another in a long string
of miserable failures.

260
00:10:59,364 --> 00:11:00,663
You lost Little Sebastian!

261
00:11:00,734 --> 00:11:02,636
I wasn't even here!
Exactly.

262
00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:04,467
Hopefully I can get
you out of this mess

263
00:11:04,608 --> 00:11:06,304
that you and no
one else caused.

264
00:11:06,411 --> 00:11:07,675
You were the one watching him.

265
00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:10,275
Well, it's a poor workman
that blames his tools.

266
00:11:10,352 --> 00:11:13,951
You look for him. I'm going to
go tell everyone what you did.

267
00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:16,826
The Harvest Festival starts
at 9:00 a.m. Tomorrow morning.

268
00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:20,360
And as far as this reporter is
concerned, it's well worth your time.

269
00:11:20,707 --> 00:11:22,540
Come on down, everyone.
It's going to be sweet.

270
00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,876
It pains me to say this,
but, great job here.

271
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,385
Thank you.

272
00:11:30,092 --> 00:11:31,117
That went well.

273
00:11:31,194 --> 00:11:32,184
Yeah. It did.

274
00:11:32,798 --> 00:11:34,700
Take that, curse.
Take that, curse.

275
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,936
Sorry?
What is this about a curse?

276
00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:38,265
Curse?
What?

277
00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:39,332
Nothing.
Did you...

278
00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:43,818
Leslie! Leslie!
It's Little Sebastian. He's gone.

279
00:11:44,053 --> 00:11:45,419
Jerry let him escape,
and we don't know where he is.

280
00:11:46,391 --> 00:11:48,794
Keep those cameras up.
We've got a new intro to do.

281
00:11:50,099 --> 00:11:51,089
Gotcha.

282
00:11:51,736 --> 00:11:53,227
Let's go ahead.
Let's get some shots

283
00:11:53,372 --> 00:11:54,898
of chipped paint
and crying babies.

284
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,606
How about some of those spooky traffic
lights? Okay, you know the drill.

285
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,317
Is it revenge of the Wamapoke?

286
00:12:01,489 --> 00:12:03,482
An incompetent
government run amuck?

287
00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,157
Or probably something even
worse than any of those things?

288
00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:10,438
While it seemed everything
was ready for tomorrow

289
00:12:10,507 --> 00:12:13,673
things aren't
exactly as they may seem.

290
00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:16,378
Nailed it.

291
00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:17,947
This is bad, right?

292
00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:19,283
Yes, this is bad.

293
00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:22,955
This is like a poop tornado.
This is like a poop-nado.

294
00:12:23,031 --> 00:12:27,165
Okay, gross. But we can handle
a little bad publicity, Leslie.

295
00:12:27,239 --> 00:12:28,400
This is way worse than that.

296
00:12:28,475 --> 00:12:29,808
This is a huge
government project,

297
00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:31,311
and it's already
a lightning rod.

298
00:12:31,414 --> 00:12:33,749
And then, you add
the Wamapoke controversy,

299
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:34,845
double lightning rod.

300
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,083
Plus,
we lost that little pony.

301
00:12:36,224 --> 00:12:37,419
It's a mini-horse.

302
00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:39,325
And that's the third lightning rod.
Triple lightning rod.

303
00:12:39,397 --> 00:12:41,698
And then, you have the curse.
Quadruple lightning rod.

304
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,395
This is a classic
four-rod-disaster.

305
00:12:43,539 --> 00:12:45,167
Right, one of those.

306
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,541
God, now all
the vendors are going to bail,

307
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,011
and the ticket
sales will go down.

308
00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:49,379
Wait. I'm sorry,
but do people in this town

309
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:50,680
really believe in curses?

310
00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:54,188
Pawnee's an incredibly
superstitious town.

311
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,025
A traveling magician
came through one time

312
00:12:56,164 --> 00:12:57,963
and he pulled
a rabbit out of a hat

313
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,401
and the mob burned him at
the stake for being a witch.

314
00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:04,208
The year was 1973.

315
00:13:04,982 --> 00:13:08,011
We are really up a creek here.
What the heck are we going to do?

316
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,420
You mean,
what are you gonna do?

317
00:13:09,558 --> 00:13:10,890
No, what are do gonna you?

318
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,723
What am do gonna I?

319
00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:14,390
That's a great question,
Jerry.

320
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:17,166
Can you believe we left Little
Sebastian with this gentleman?

321
00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:18,606
Okay, you were
the one watching him.

322
00:13:18,676 --> 00:13:20,474
Apparently, I'm not
gonna get any work done.

323
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,973
How did this happen?

324
00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:25,384
Maybe Little Sebastian got
upset because he tried to share

325
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,121
his true feelings with someone
and they didn't reciprocate.

326
00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:30,324
That's not bad. Or maybe

327
00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:33,861
a balloon popped somewhere
and it scared him,

328
00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:36,073
sent him running off.

329
00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:39,248
Tom, Jerry,
check the field behind the parking lot.

330
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,144
I don't wanna go with Jerry.

331
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,856
He's the one who
deliberately caused me

332
00:13:42,991 --> 00:13:44,483
to accidentally
let the horse out.

333
00:13:44,628 --> 00:13:46,426
Jerry's fault.
- Jerry's fault.

334
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:47,967
Jerry's fault.
Jerry's fault.

335
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,663
Stop it!
Hang on.

336
00:13:49,738 --> 00:13:51,206
All of you listen to me.

337
00:13:51,407 --> 00:13:53,309
That magnificent
little horse is lost

338
00:13:53,378 --> 00:13:55,439
and he's probably
scared and it's our fault.

339
00:13:55,817 --> 00:13:57,149
Tom, Jerry, you get along.

340
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,822
Andy, April,
check the corn maze.

341
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,360
Good idea.
Horses love mazes. Come on.

342
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:04,599
Hey, Leslie?
This big, beefy dude

343
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,968
just came into the first aid
tent because he was dehydrated,

344
00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:08,564
and then,
a reporter came in and asked

345
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,234
if it was
because of the curse.

346
00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:11,507
No comment.
Did you say, "No comment"?

347
00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:12,810
You've got to
say "No comment."

348
00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:13,943
I did.

349
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,179
Good, Ann.
You're so beautiful.

350
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,121
Beautiful Ann.
All right. Well,

351
00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:19,086
just treat him and
release him, and then,

352
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:21,566
don't say anything to anyone about
anything for the rest of the month.

353
00:14:21,635 --> 00:14:23,228
Okay.
Okay. Run, Ann, run!

354
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:25,501
Leslie?
You've got to see this. Yeah.

355
00:14:25,577 --> 00:14:26,602
Thank you for having me.

356
00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:28,808
The fact is this
carnival is being held

357
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,079
on top of an ancient
Wamapoke burial site.

358
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,189
Much like the house
in the movie Poltergeist?

359
00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:36,325
Exactly. I spoke to Leslie
Knope of the Parks Department

360
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,766
about moving
the carnival and she refused.

361
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:41,633
We do have exclusive
animation of that event.

362
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:42,900
Let's take a look.

363
00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:46,850
I love these things. Sorry.

364
00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:04,712
Is that what happened?

365
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:06,815
Perd...
None of that happened.

366
00:15:07,326 --> 00:15:08,818
That is exactly what happened.

367
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:12,599
All right. All right. What we do
is we move the shooting gallery.

368
00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:13,798
That seems to be
their biggest problem.

369
00:15:13,939 --> 00:15:15,100
Maybe that will
make them happy.

370
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,740
Check back in with News Channel 4,
number one in curse coverage.

371
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,684
You know where
I would hide if I was a horse?

372
00:15:22,957 --> 00:15:24,927
The merry-go-round.
Think about it.

373
00:15:25,697 --> 00:15:27,496
You just stand still right
next to all the other horses

374
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:30,539
and no one would ever know.
It's the perfect crime.

375
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:32,974
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna go look by myself.

376
00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:36,684
Hey, are you all right?
You seem super not happy.

377
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,657
I'm fine.
I forgot to tell you,

378
00:15:39,725 --> 00:15:42,856
I might be going to Venezuela tomorrow.
Forever.

379
00:15:45,302 --> 00:15:46,361
You're not fine.

380
00:15:47,674 --> 00:15:50,840
Ludgate, I can read you
like the back of a book.

381
00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,347
Something is upsetting you.

382
00:15:52,449 --> 00:15:53,941
Why don't you just go ahead
and tell me what it is?

383
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,725
I'm not upset. I'm great. See?

384
00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:00,022
April...

385
00:16:00,098 --> 00:16:02,261
No, I'm not mad at him.
He's great.

386
00:16:02,771 --> 00:16:03,932
I awesome sauce Andy.

387
00:16:04,073 --> 00:16:05,268
April!

388
00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:08,413
Oh, my God!

389
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,048
This maize is like a maze.

390
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,296
Left. Look right.

391
00:16:17,534 --> 00:16:19,002
Yeah, okay.

392
00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:20,605
I don't know what's sicker,
me or your body.

393
00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:22,702
You aren't sick.
I'm not?

394
00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:24,411
Maybe you should
check out my abs.

395
00:16:24,481 --> 00:16:25,915
Are you
experiencing abdominal pain?

396
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,380
Every day at the gym.

397
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,522
Eww.
Feel.

398
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,720
Oh!

399
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:35,766
What are you doing tonight?

400
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:37,269
I'm prepping the medical tent.

401
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:38,774
I mean in terms of us.

402
00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:41,076
I think I'm going
to have to pass.

403
00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:42,677
Your loss.

404
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:48,886
Are you going to hit that?

405
00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:50,054
Him?

406
00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:52,799
He isn't exactly
boyfriend material.

407
00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,870
Who said anything
about a boyfriend?

408
00:16:54,941 --> 00:16:58,209
Use him. Abuse him. Lose him.

409
00:16:58,716 --> 00:16:59,979
That's the Meagle motto.

410
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:02,185
Grammy Meagle thought me that.

411
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,055
She died at the age of 84.

412
00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:07,926
Sandwiched between
two 30-year-olds.

413
00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,726
You guys see anything?
No.

414
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,272
Hey, hey, hey.
Did you find him?

415
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,040
Yeah, Jerry.
He's right here in my pocket.

416
00:17:13,177 --> 00:17:14,510
Damn it.

417
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:16,516
Okay, he can't
have gone that far.

418
00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:19,382
He's got the legs of Tom,
the endurance of Jerry,

419
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,050
and the diseases of Jerry.

420
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,520
Ground mission failed.

421
00:17:23,431 --> 00:17:24,991
We need a bird's eye view.

422
00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:29,067
You want me to climb on top
of the Ferris wheel?

423
00:17:29,611 --> 00:17:31,979
We're extremely confident
that there is no curse,

424
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,381
and everyone is going to have
a great time tomorrow. Okay?

425
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,923
Wow. First, Ice Town.
Now, this.

426
00:17:37,493 --> 00:17:39,223
Bad luck really
follows you around?

427
00:17:39,731 --> 00:17:42,065
Okay. I'd like to
start by addressing

428
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,537
some of the false
rumors about the festival.

429
00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:48,210
First of all, we have plenty of food.
There is no food shortage.

430
00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:50,744
There are not,
as one reporter suggested,

431
00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:54,189
dozens of escaped convicts
meandering around the carnival.

432
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:57,290
And at no time was
any Parks Department worker,

433
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,359
quote, "Feasting on
petting zoo animals."

434
00:18:00,673 --> 00:18:03,269
You were in charge of watching
a tiny horse and you failed.

435
00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:05,410
Look, I'm only
going to say this once.

436
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:08,952
What if Little Sebastian
is on this Ferris wheel?

437
00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:11,561
How about you
only say that never?

438
00:18:11,762 --> 00:18:16,932
Leslie, how big of a disaster will
this be on a scale of nine to ten?

439
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:19,673
It will not be a disaster.
It will be a success.

440
00:18:19,944 --> 00:18:21,538
And I want to let
everyone know that,

441
00:18:21,648 --> 00:18:24,016
in an attempt to be sensitive
to our Wamapoke friends,

442
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:27,024
we have moved the shooting gallery,
per their request.

443
00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:28,388
So, yes, Perd.

444
00:18:28,461 --> 00:18:31,399
Yeah, the statement that this
reporter has is a question.

445
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,563
Will that be enough
to lift the curse?

446
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,002
Perd, you know as well as I do
that there's no such...

447
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,107
Oh, my God.

448
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:42,652
Crap on a spatula.

449
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,249
It's the curse.

450
00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:45,953
That's exactly what it is.
You know what?

451
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:49,799
Everyone, relax, please. We'll get
this up and running in no time.

452
00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:51,361
Oh...

453
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:52,700
Jerry, what the hell?

454
00:18:52,777 --> 00:18:53,767
I didn't do this.

455
00:18:54,146 --> 00:18:56,674
Jerry's fault.
Jerry's fault.

456
00:18:56,852 --> 00:18:58,377
Jerry's fault.
Jerry's fault.

457
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:00,047
Jerry's fault.
Jerry's fault.

458
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,492
Oh, my God.
We cannot catch a break.

459
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:03,028
Yeah, well, I'll help you out.

460
00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,224
I'm going to go.
What?

461
00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:05,324
I feel like
I'm jinxed or something.

462
00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:06,391
What are you talking about?

463
00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:09,308
Look, you were totally fine
until I got involved.

464
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,574
So, I feel like I should
probably just go. Okay?

465
00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:14,677
I'm really sorry.
I'm the curse, I think.

466
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,020
So, I'm going to get
out of here. All right?

467
00:19:21,433 --> 00:19:24,303
When they're missing this long,
they're usually dead.

468
00:19:24,607 --> 00:19:25,905
Well, if that's true,
then you're going

469
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:27,341
to have to answer
to the whole town.

470
00:19:27,445 --> 00:19:28,846
And God.
Okay.

471
00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:30,350
You were the one
who let him out, Tom.

472
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:31,954
Okay, now stop
trying to blame me.

473
00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:34,219
Jerry, can you
please be quiet?

474
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,592
I can't hear myself
not talking to Andy.

475
00:19:37,232 --> 00:19:40,329
Ron, will you please tell
me why April is mad at me?

476
00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:41,601
Ron, can you
please tell Andy...

477
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:42,970
All of you, be quiet.

478
00:19:43,411 --> 00:19:45,176
Andy, she's mad
because you said

479
00:19:45,248 --> 00:19:47,651
"awesome sauce"
instead of "I love you, too."

480
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,190
April, he loves you.
Stop being a child.

481
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,958
Tom, you're clearly at fault here.
Blaming Jerry won't save you.

482
00:19:54,032 --> 00:19:57,436
Jerry, we both know you were
shotgunning funnel cakes

483
00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:59,304
instead of
watching Little Sebastian.

484
00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:02,437
So, everyone
apologize to everyone else.

485
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,015
- I'm sorry, Tom.
- I'm sorry.

486
00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:07,556
I do love you.

487
00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:10,225
You do?

488
00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:11,629
Yeah.

489
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,372
That's what, you know,
makes the sauce so awesome.

490
00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:20,617
Aw! Jerry just farted.

491
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,122
I'm very upset.
I get nervous.

492
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:25,589
Hey, Leslie?
Generator's shot.

493
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:26,992
No.

494
00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:31,204
I got the T.M.K. 2500 specifically
for the extra capacity.

495
00:20:31,608 --> 00:20:32,940
Wow. You know your stuff.

496
00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:34,775
You single?
Not now, Ed.

497
00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:36,104
How could that happen?

498
00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:38,814
All those TV crews plugged in
and overloaded it.

499
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,620
I knew it. Stupid media!
Let me tell you something,

500
00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:43,562
freedom of press
is for the birds.

501
00:20:43,999 --> 00:20:47,301
Okay. How and where can I get a new
one in, like, I don't know, now?

502
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,603
There's only one place in town
that has a generator that size.

503
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:53,449
You've got to be kidding me.

504
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,955
This festival is supposed to
be my love letter to Pawnee.

505
00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:02,526
Now it's just turned into a note that
says, "I wanna see other people."

506
00:21:02,903 --> 00:21:04,998
So, you need to
borrow our generator?

507
00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:09,074
Ken, I am coming to you
on my knees, begging for help,

508
00:21:09,149 --> 00:21:11,016
much like the early
settlers of Pawnee

509
00:21:11,153 --> 00:21:13,055
begged the Wamapoke
200 years ago.

510
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,591
Now, but that was a...
A trick,

511
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,062
and over 50 Wamapoke
were slaughtered, I know.

512
00:21:17,132 --> 00:21:18,191
But this is not a trick.

513
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,430
I am prepared to
put the Wamapoke

514
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,769
history exhibit inside
the carnival grounds,

515
00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:25,237
right past
the entrance turnstile,

516
00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,683
so that you have to look at it
before you start having fun.

517
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,589
Now, that's interesting.

518
00:21:30,826 --> 00:21:32,454
It's been really
awesome looking at you.

519
00:21:32,963 --> 00:21:34,933
Most carnival nurses
are total grenades.

520
00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,435
Okay, you're all set.
You are free to go.

521
00:21:39,409 --> 00:21:43,817
Or you could stay
here and make out with me

522
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,285
until the lights come back on.

523
00:21:45,522 --> 00:21:46,512
Oh! Hell, yeah.

524
00:21:47,493 --> 00:21:49,018
Beat it, Donna.

525
00:21:49,564 --> 00:21:51,157
Aye-aye, Captain.

526
00:21:53,738 --> 00:21:55,263
I'm just trying to do
something good for this town,

527
00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:57,435
and I'm trying to
save my friends' jobs.

528
00:21:58,114 --> 00:21:59,173
Can you help me out here?

529
00:21:59,382 --> 00:22:02,218
A Native American tribe making
a deal with the government.

530
00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:04,955
What could go wrong?

531
00:22:05,394 --> 00:22:07,227
You can have the generator, Leslie.
Thank you, Ken.

532
00:22:07,298 --> 00:22:10,794
And I will issue a statement saying
that the curse has been lifted.

533
00:22:11,774 --> 00:22:13,140
Well, actually,
I have another idea.

534
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,523
With that sacred ceremony,
the Wamapoke curse has been lifted.

535
00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:44,361
Wow. Thank you.
Intense stuff from Ken Hotate.

536
00:22:45,374 --> 00:22:49,474
And in other good news,
he gave us a scare but he's back now.

537
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,214
The one, the only,
Little Sebastian.

538
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,803
We spotted him from
the top of the Ferris wheel

539
00:23:00,872 --> 00:23:02,363
at the center
of the corn maze.

540
00:23:03,277 --> 00:23:06,340
After the power came back on,
we went and got him.

541
00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:08,477
It took us four
hours to solve that maze.

542
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,148
It took the horse 15 minutes.

543
00:23:11,594 --> 00:23:12,755
Jerry's still out there.

544
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,572
I suppose I ought
to go look for him.

545
00:23:19,142 --> 00:23:21,978
Right after I get a bratwurst.

546
00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:24,280
Knock, knock. Hey, hot lips.

547
00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:26,312
I got out of here
so fast last night

548
00:23:26,456 --> 00:23:27,982
I wasn't able to scoop
them digits off of you.

549
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:29,859
Oh... Um...

550
00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:33,534
Yeah, that's because
I didn't give them to you.

551
00:23:33,605 --> 00:23:35,632
Oh. Carrying rage.

552
00:23:35,709 --> 00:23:37,872
Well, then maybe I'll see you
around the hospital.

553
00:23:37,946 --> 00:23:39,540
I don't mean to brag,
but I'm in

554
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:41,277
the emergency room like,
all the time.

555
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,586
Cool.
I'll see you later.

556
00:23:44,493 --> 00:23:45,483
Boom!

557
00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:49,699
He was really sweet, though.

558
00:23:49,837 --> 00:23:53,902
You know, I'm just gonna see if
maybe he wants to grab some...

559
00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:55,780
Park it.
Fine.

560
00:24:07,773 --> 00:24:10,609
Welcome. Come on in. Have fun.

561
00:24:10,679 --> 00:24:12,079
Thanks.
Enjoy yourself, ladies.

562
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,278
Hey.

563
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,615
Hey. Look who's back.

564
00:24:15,789 --> 00:24:19,786
I'm sorry I left. I honestly felt
like I was cursed or something.

565
00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:21,593
Ice Town, and now this.

566
00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:26,236
Ice Town was a disaster, and it seems
like it was probably your fault.

567
00:24:27,078 --> 00:24:29,071
From what I can tell,
you mismanaged the hell out of it.

568
00:24:29,215 --> 00:24:30,582
Wow. Why even
say that already?

569
00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:32,143
But the point is,
this project,

570
00:24:32,288 --> 00:24:33,780
this is as much
yours as it is mine.

571
00:24:33,858 --> 00:24:37,593
It's ours, and it's
going to be really great.

572
00:24:38,133 --> 00:24:40,103
And I'm glad you're here.

573
00:24:40,237 --> 00:24:41,364
Wow. Thank you.

574
00:24:44,446 --> 00:24:45,436
Is this the guy?

575
00:24:45,582 --> 00:24:46,572
Yes. This is him.

576
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,684
Yes.

577
00:24:51,527 --> 00:24:53,588
Special Wamapoke ceremony.

578
00:24:54,332 --> 00:24:56,199
The curse has been lifted.

579
00:24:56,504 --> 00:24:58,200
Wow. Thanks.

580
00:24:58,273 --> 00:25:01,838
Yeah. Gosh, you're filthy.
Go clean yourself up.

581
00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:03,582
Try to look professional.

582
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,018
Hello.

583
00:25:09,597 --> 00:25:10,895
Enjoy yourselves.

584
00:25:11,868 --> 00:25:13,633
Hey. I like your necklace.

585
00:25:33,410 --> 00:25:35,677
My God. He is just
the best ever.

586
00:25:36,684 --> 00:25:38,016
You're the best ever.

587
00:25:38,253 --> 00:25:40,656
But he's a close second.
Aren't you, Little Sebastian?

588
00:25:41,159 --> 00:25:43,061
He really is amazing.

589
00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:44,927
You finally get it now, right?

590
00:25:45,702 --> 00:25:49,767
Hello? He's fantastic.
I totally get it now.

591
00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:52,707
I don't get it. At all.

592
00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:55,717
It's kind of a small horse.
I mean, what am I missing?

593
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,050
Am I crazy?

594
00:25:58,494 --> 00:26:00,360
Hey, Ben, you just missed it!
He whinnied!

595
00:26:00,498 --> 00:26:02,695
Yeah. No, I totally
heard that. It was great.