1 00:00:01,588 --> 00:00:04,989 Gee whiz. The Harvest Festival was a real triumph. 2 00:00:05,959 --> 00:00:08,928 We had over eighty thousand people in attendance, 3 00:00:09,129 --> 00:00:12,064 which surpassed our wildest expectations. 4 00:00:12,632 --> 00:00:15,601 I would like to specifically single out Leslie Knope. 5 00:00:16,236 --> 00:00:19,399 I speak for the mayor, city council, and all of Pawnee 6 00:00:19,539 --> 00:00:21,370 when I say we can't wait to see 7 00:00:21,508 --> 00:00:23,373 what the heck you're going to do next. 8 00:00:26,513 --> 00:00:27,741 Step on up here, Les. 9 00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:30,471 Thank you. 10 00:00:31,484 --> 00:00:33,281 Paul, are you okay? 11 00:00:33,386 --> 00:00:34,375 Uh... 12 00:00:37,991 --> 00:00:39,686 Oh, my gosh. Holy! 13 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:40,783 Oh, my God. 14 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:41,918 Call 911! 15 00:00:42,996 --> 00:00:45,897 That was the second most awkward way 16 00:00:45,966 --> 00:00:48,127 a man has ever grabbed my breast. 17 00:01:08,655 --> 00:01:09,849 All right, guys. Everybody, listen up. 18 00:01:09,923 --> 00:01:12,118 Just a few notes about our camping retreat tomorrow. 19 00:01:12,225 --> 00:01:14,420 We're all gonna meet here and leave as a group 20 00:01:14,527 --> 00:01:16,586 at 6:45 a.m., promptly. 21 00:01:16,896 --> 00:01:17,920 Why are we doing this? 22 00:01:18,064 --> 00:01:19,088 Harvest Fest is over. 23 00:01:19,199 --> 00:01:20,894 We do not wanna have a sophomore slump. 24 00:01:21,001 --> 00:01:23,902 This camping trip is our chance to think of some really big ideas. 25 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:26,402 Why don't you just tell us what our next project is, 26 00:01:26,573 --> 00:01:28,268 and I'll go camping by myself. 27 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:31,310 Look, I have ideas, Ron. Okay? I have, like, 100 new ideas. 28 00:01:31,411 --> 00:01:33,504 But the point is, the pressure is on. 29 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:36,543 We only have one chance to make a second impression. 30 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:38,981 What portion of this camping trip will take place outside? 31 00:01:39,486 --> 00:01:40,384 All of it. Pass. 32 00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:42,284 Can't pass. It's a mandatory work retreat. 33 00:01:42,355 --> 00:01:45,222 I have a question. What if we're scaling a cliff 34 00:01:45,592 --> 00:01:47,059 and I start to fall? 35 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:48,758 Can I grab onto your boob for support? 36 00:01:48,828 --> 00:01:51,126 No, Tom, don't. Her boob kills. 37 00:01:51,197 --> 00:01:52,391 My boob does not kill. 38 00:01:52,465 --> 00:01:54,262 Paul did not die. He had a heart attack, 39 00:01:54,401 --> 00:01:56,198 which required an octuple bypass. 40 00:01:57,037 --> 00:02:00,200 Besides, the Pawnee Sun said that my chest saved his life. 41 00:02:03,176 --> 00:02:05,667 How's the best municipal department in Pawnee? 42 00:02:05,745 --> 00:02:06,769 That's you guys. 43 00:02:06,846 --> 00:02:08,905 Paul is going to be recuperating for a while. 44 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:12,144 So, the mayor asked me to step in as City Manager. 45 00:02:12,252 --> 00:02:17,019 And I of course accepted immediately because Pawnee is literally 46 00:02:17,157 --> 00:02:19,421 the greatest town in the country. 47 00:02:19,793 --> 00:02:21,818 Of course, I am gonna miss Indianapolis, 48 00:02:21,961 --> 00:02:23,986 which is the most wonderful city in America. 49 00:02:24,497 --> 00:02:26,590 I'm so excited to be working with you all again. 50 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:29,897 And Leslie, I cannot wait to hear your new big idea. 51 00:02:30,403 --> 00:02:33,167 I wanna hit the ground running, and your new mystery project 52 00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:34,635 is going to be the hydration pack 53 00:02:34,774 --> 00:02:36,071 that gets me to the finish line. 54 00:02:36,409 --> 00:02:38,400 You're all my little hydration packs. 55 00:02:38,778 --> 00:02:40,609 I'm sure I am not. 56 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:42,446 Ron. 57 00:02:42,782 --> 00:02:43,771 Are, too. 58 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:45,683 Hydration pack! 59 00:02:49,589 --> 00:02:51,454 Hey, you gotta hear this hilarious story that he's telling me. 60 00:02:51,524 --> 00:02:52,548 Tell her what happened. 61 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:53,614 My identity was stolen. 62 00:02:53,693 --> 00:02:55,422 His identity was stolen. 63 00:02:56,763 --> 00:02:58,230 Tell her about the accounts. 64 00:02:58,364 --> 00:02:59,854 They were frozen. 65 00:03:01,534 --> 00:03:02,523 Frozen. 66 00:03:02,602 --> 00:03:03,591 Bye, Kyle. 67 00:03:04,437 --> 00:03:06,997 Where are you going? Oh, my God. 68 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:09,975 How's the coolest chick ever? Not good. 69 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:11,203 What do you mean? 70 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:12,869 Leslie's making us go on a camping retreat. 71 00:03:12,946 --> 00:03:14,675 That's awesome. Camping's the best. 72 00:03:14,881 --> 00:03:16,143 Camping sucks. 73 00:03:16,483 --> 00:03:17,814 It's super boring. 74 00:03:18,017 --> 00:03:21,350 And you can see the stars, which I hate. They're creepy. 75 00:03:21,454 --> 00:03:23,445 I love camping. I bet you I can get you to love it, too. 76 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,079 Why don't I meet you out there? 77 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,691 If you hate it, we'll leave and go make out. But if you love it, 78 00:03:28,261 --> 00:03:31,492 we'll stay and make out. Either way, a ton of making out. 79 00:03:31,764 --> 00:03:32,788 You in? 80 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:36,063 Ann Perkins. Chris. 81 00:03:36,236 --> 00:03:38,898 Hey. I heard you were back. Yeah. 82 00:03:39,105 --> 00:03:40,595 I didn't do this because of you. 83 00:03:41,407 --> 00:03:42,704 Well, it looks great. 84 00:03:42,942 --> 00:03:45,410 Yeah, you look great. Am I right? It's... 85 00:03:45,745 --> 00:03:46,803 So good running into you. 86 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,007 You know, we should get together soon. I'd love to catch up. 87 00:03:49,149 --> 00:03:51,083 Me, too. Catch up and mustard. 88 00:03:52,552 --> 00:03:54,417 Ketchup and mustard. I just was... 89 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:55,543 Oh! 90 00:03:56,256 --> 00:03:57,484 So delightful. 91 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,221 I relish your wit. 92 00:04:01,728 --> 00:04:04,629 Well, I salsa your face. 93 00:04:06,699 --> 00:04:08,860 I should hate him. He broke up with me. 94 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:11,937 Well, there was an ex that I still liked after he broke up with me. 95 00:04:12,205 --> 00:04:16,039 But it was really hard to stay mad at him. He was an amazing dentist. 96 00:04:16,342 --> 00:04:19,243 You know, when he saw me, I swear his face lit up. 97 00:04:19,445 --> 00:04:20,434 Ann. 98 00:04:20,513 --> 00:04:22,310 What do you think "We should get together soon" means? 99 00:04:22,415 --> 00:04:24,076 No. Do not read into this. 100 00:04:24,517 --> 00:04:26,985 Remember, this is the guy that was so upbeat and positive, 101 00:04:27,053 --> 00:04:28,816 when he broke up with you, you didn't even know it happened. 102 00:04:29,689 --> 00:04:30,713 Yeah. 103 00:04:30,857 --> 00:04:31,915 Come camping with us. 104 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:35,386 It'll be really fun. You'll be away from Chris. You can brainstorm. 105 00:04:36,062 --> 00:04:37,654 I'll give you first dibs on s'mores. 106 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:41,065 Okay. That sounds fun. 107 00:04:42,602 --> 00:04:44,229 Here is our official retreat schedule. 108 00:04:44,304 --> 00:04:47,671 It divides our time evenly between work and play. 109 00:04:48,007 --> 00:04:49,338 Come on, everybody. Let's hustle. 110 00:04:49,475 --> 00:04:50,806 Let's get to the brainstorming! 111 00:04:51,778 --> 00:04:53,245 Great attitude, Ron. 112 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:55,643 I just wanna get the work over as soon as possible 113 00:04:55,715 --> 00:04:57,444 so I can do some fishing. 114 00:04:57,951 --> 00:04:59,350 Fishing relaxes me. 115 00:04:59,819 --> 00:05:02,913 It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something. 116 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:10,095 All right. I call this wonderful spot. 117 00:05:10,797 --> 00:05:12,025 You didn't bring a tent? 118 00:05:12,098 --> 00:05:14,191 I don't really go camping ever, Jerry. 119 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:16,735 So, I'm not going to spend $150 on a tent. 120 00:05:16,869 --> 00:05:18,200 I'm just gonna sleep on the floor. 121 00:05:18,271 --> 00:05:20,205 It's called the ground when it's outside. 122 00:05:20,273 --> 00:05:21,262 Whatever. 123 00:05:21,441 --> 00:05:23,432 Why? Do you guys do this a lot? Camping? 124 00:05:23,776 --> 00:05:25,573 I've never been before, but I think I'm gonna love it. 125 00:05:25,945 --> 00:05:27,435 Why am I gonna love it? 126 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,211 SkyMall. 127 00:05:29,716 --> 00:05:32,742 Come check out my tent. I ordered a bunch of crap off SkyMall. 128 00:05:33,086 --> 00:05:35,486 I got my TV, my Xbox, DVD. 129 00:05:35,922 --> 00:05:37,184 Awesome bed right there. 130 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:38,921 DJ Roomba's in the mix. 131 00:05:39,993 --> 00:05:41,620 It's like I'm not even camping. 132 00:05:41,694 --> 00:05:42,888 This is actually a dog couch, 133 00:05:42,962 --> 00:05:44,452 but it's super comfortable. 134 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,993 It's really important to me that April loves camping. 135 00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:54,904 So, I went ahead and set up the ultimate campsite love nest. 136 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:57,699 Complete with beautiful starlight. 137 00:05:57,944 --> 00:06:00,344 We got champagne. Also, rose petals. 138 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,710 As you can see, they smell terrific. 139 00:06:03,616 --> 00:06:06,380 We need big ideas, and we need 'em now. Who wants to go first? 140 00:06:07,287 --> 00:06:11,053 I propose that we take all the money we made from the Harvest Festival 141 00:06:11,524 --> 00:06:13,253 and return it to the citizens. 142 00:06:13,359 --> 00:06:14,792 So, how much would that be per person? 143 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:16,394 About 83 cents. 144 00:06:17,363 --> 00:06:18,625 Per household. 145 00:06:19,599 --> 00:06:20,657 Before postage. 146 00:06:22,268 --> 00:06:23,257 Are we done? 147 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:26,571 What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and Drake all have in common? 148 00:06:26,706 --> 00:06:29,334 Oh, I know this one. They are all rappists. 149 00:06:29,575 --> 00:06:31,304 Oh, my God. They're rappers, Jerry. 150 00:06:32,412 --> 00:06:34,403 And what they have in common is none of them 151 00:06:34,547 --> 00:06:36,538 have ever performed in Pawnee. Why? 152 00:06:37,116 --> 00:06:40,552 Because we don't have an adequate concert venue. 153 00:06:40,853 --> 00:06:42,286 Until now. 154 00:06:43,256 --> 00:06:44,689 The Pawnee Amphitheater. 155 00:06:45,124 --> 00:06:46,682 How much would that cost? 156 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,584 Not that much. $200, $300 million. 157 00:06:49,128 --> 00:06:50,356 Right. Great. 158 00:06:50,596 --> 00:06:52,188 Luxury dog park. 159 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,196 Do you want to tell us any more? 160 00:06:55,668 --> 00:06:58,000 Poodles only. No pooping. 161 00:06:59,272 --> 00:07:01,069 Hey. Where are you? 162 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,901 I'm here. Where are you? 163 00:07:02,975 --> 00:07:04,909 We're inside the main entrance, 164 00:07:05,044 --> 00:07:07,069 near the sign that says "Pawnee Campground." 165 00:07:07,513 --> 00:07:10,346 I'm in a totally different place. 166 00:07:10,717 --> 00:07:11,979 That's why we can't see each other. 167 00:07:12,118 --> 00:07:13,380 My God, Andy, 168 00:07:13,486 --> 00:07:14,885 I don't even wanna be here. 169 00:07:15,355 --> 00:07:18,222 The air is too fresh. It's disgusting. I can't breathe. 170 00:07:18,424 --> 00:07:21,291 There's a brook somewhere that won't stop babbling. Shut up! 171 00:07:21,861 --> 00:07:24,853 Sweetheart. Just hold tight and I'll be there. 172 00:07:25,465 --> 00:07:26,989 Well, April is right here. 173 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:30,297 And I am down here somewhere. 174 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:32,729 How about we just invest the money? 175 00:07:32,872 --> 00:07:34,464 Make 4% a year. 176 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,531 You know, set up a nice little nest egg for the city. 177 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:37,870 What do you think? 178 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:39,238 Great idea. Thanks, white Urkel. 179 00:07:39,812 --> 00:07:43,339 All right. Maybe it's not the sexiest idea, Tom, but it's smart. 180 00:07:43,783 --> 00:07:46,547 What are you even still doing here? Harvest Festival is over. 181 00:07:46,919 --> 00:07:48,284 Shouldn't you be back in Indianapolis? 182 00:07:48,554 --> 00:07:50,886 Hey. Ben helped us launch the Harvest Festival, 183 00:07:50,957 --> 00:07:52,515 and he knows how Chris's mind works. 184 00:07:52,658 --> 00:07:54,182 And he's a valuable asset to the team. 185 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:55,352 Thank you. 186 00:07:55,428 --> 00:07:57,157 April has not presented her idea. April? 187 00:07:57,497 --> 00:07:59,192 I didn't come up with anything. Why? 188 00:07:59,465 --> 00:08:01,092 Because I know that whatever we come up with 189 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:02,361 isn't gonna be good enough anyway, 190 00:08:02,502 --> 00:08:03,696 and we're just gonna go with your idea. 191 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,059 She's got a point. 192 00:08:05,304 --> 00:08:06,635 Leslie, just tell us what your idea is 193 00:08:06,773 --> 00:08:08,104 so I can go back to the Thunderdome. 194 00:08:08,741 --> 00:08:10,003 That's what I'm calling my tent. 195 00:08:10,143 --> 00:08:11,770 I am really disappointed in all of you. 196 00:08:12,044 --> 00:08:13,875 You know, the whole town is looking at us right now. 197 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,772 And you're letting 'em down. 198 00:08:16,649 --> 00:08:18,344 Take an hour. Go clear your heads 199 00:08:18,484 --> 00:08:21,009 and see if you can come up with a real idea that we can use. 200 00:08:21,287 --> 00:08:22,549 And also, see if you're interested 201 00:08:22,688 --> 00:08:23,950 in contributing to this department. 202 00:08:24,157 --> 00:08:26,625 Then, after that, I will tell you my idea. 203 00:08:30,396 --> 00:08:32,956 Wow. You really let 'em have it. 204 00:08:33,065 --> 00:08:35,431 Well, I had no choice. I didn't wanna tell them my idea. 205 00:08:35,835 --> 00:08:37,735 Why not? Because I don't have one. 206 00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:40,202 I don't have an idea, Ann. 207 00:08:43,109 --> 00:08:44,542 I'm so screwed, Ann. 208 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:46,635 The meeting is tomorrow, and I don't have anything. 209 00:08:46,846 --> 00:08:49,076 Why not just build the park on the lot behind my house? 210 00:08:49,415 --> 00:08:51,576 Chris wants the new project to generate revenue. 211 00:08:51,784 --> 00:08:53,149 What about those binders in your office? 212 00:08:53,286 --> 00:08:54,651 They're filled with small ideas. 213 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,381 We need a big, juicy idea. 214 00:08:56,889 --> 00:08:59,255 I'm so desperate, I even brought in my dream journal, 215 00:08:59,859 --> 00:09:01,383 hoping it would inspire me. 216 00:09:01,527 --> 00:09:03,722 "I married ALF and we're pretty happy." 217 00:09:04,497 --> 00:09:05,987 That sounds nice. It was. 218 00:09:06,732 --> 00:09:10,759 Okay, listen to me. You are smart and creative and talented, 219 00:09:10,837 --> 00:09:12,771 and you're gonna be fine. You're probably right. 220 00:09:12,839 --> 00:09:15,535 I just need an hour and it'll come to me. 221 00:09:21,214 --> 00:09:22,203 Hello? 222 00:09:22,348 --> 00:09:23,781 Andy, you have to save me. 223 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,283 I'm camping with people I work with. 224 00:09:25,551 --> 00:09:26,540 Hello. April. 225 00:09:26,619 --> 00:09:27,608 Hello? 226 00:09:28,154 --> 00:09:29,951 Walk around in circles like I am. 227 00:09:30,756 --> 00:09:32,417 Help triangulate the phone call. 228 00:09:33,826 --> 00:09:34,986 Hello? 229 00:09:36,496 --> 00:09:38,157 Hang on. I'm gonna try to get to higher ground. 230 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:41,628 I found some thorns. 231 00:09:43,569 --> 00:09:45,628 I mean, yes, my daughter might think she is old enough 232 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,332 to be sexually active with her boyfriend. 233 00:09:47,406 --> 00:09:49,465 But I'm sorry, 16, 234 00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:51,134 that just seems too young to be on birth control. 235 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:53,574 You know, I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity. 236 00:09:54,113 --> 00:09:57,514 What say we just stand here in silence 237 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:02,151 and think of ideas for projects? 238 00:10:02,622 --> 00:10:06,319 You know what I should do? I should lead a teen abstinence workshop. 239 00:10:09,262 --> 00:10:11,389 That might be incredibly effective. 240 00:10:23,442 --> 00:10:24,431 Hey, Tom. 241 00:10:24,544 --> 00:10:26,444 One second. I'm just in the middle of a head massage. 242 00:10:28,381 --> 00:10:30,315 Well, that's a good stopping point. What's up? 243 00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:31,705 Uh... 244 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:33,551 You wanna bounce some ideas off each other? 245 00:10:33,819 --> 00:10:36,344 Here's a better idea. How about I bounce my way over to my dog couch 246 00:10:36,455 --> 00:10:38,047 and watch a little Season Six of Top Chef? 247 00:10:38,257 --> 00:10:39,281 All right. 248 00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:40,416 I know Leslie seems upset. 249 00:10:40,493 --> 00:10:42,017 But the truth is, she's better than us 250 00:10:42,161 --> 00:10:43,719 at this stuff by a thousand miles. 251 00:10:44,063 --> 00:10:46,293 So, there's really no point. Care for some fondue? 252 00:10:46,365 --> 00:10:47,423 Yeah. 253 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,895 Hey. How do you afford all this stuff? 254 00:10:51,203 --> 00:10:53,501 I just return it the next day and claim it was defective. 255 00:10:53,873 --> 00:10:55,101 The key is crying a lot. 256 00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:56,538 No one likes to hear a grown man cry. 257 00:10:56,776 --> 00:10:59,609 "And then, my hand accidentally went in the panini press!" 258 00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:02,480 Hey. You wanna go for a walk? 259 00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:03,772 Yeah. 260 00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:07,951 Wow. The sky is really beautiful. 261 00:11:08,087 --> 00:11:11,215 It's pollution from the Sweetums factory. It's gorgeous, 262 00:11:11,824 --> 00:11:13,257 but is it worth the asthma? 263 00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:15,185 No. 264 00:11:15,261 --> 00:11:16,785 Ben, this new project idea, 265 00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:19,922 it's not really a big deal. I'm probably making too much out of it. 266 00:11:20,199 --> 00:11:21,689 Oh, no, no. It's really big. 267 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:24,495 I mean, you got everyone's attention with the Harvest Festival. 268 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:25,832 Now, you're gonna seal the deal. 269 00:11:25,972 --> 00:11:27,269 It's the chance you've been waiting for. 270 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,940 What if the festival was, like, a high point for me, 271 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,237 and I never do anything better than that? 272 00:11:32,578 --> 00:11:34,170 Then you wouldn't be Leslie Knope. 273 00:11:35,948 --> 00:11:38,678 So, I have to keep thinking about good ideas all the time, 274 00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:39,840 or I'm no longer myself? 275 00:11:39,986 --> 00:11:40,975 No, no, no. No, no. Not at all. 276 00:11:41,988 --> 00:11:44,479 I've just honestly never met someone who works as hard as you do. 277 00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:48,319 I mean, you're like the Energizer Bunny of city government. 278 00:11:51,497 --> 00:11:53,431 And when she looked in the back of her car, 279 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:58,425 she saw that even though it was her own private property, 280 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:00,798 she would be forced to take it in 281 00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:04,068 for a state inspection! 282 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,641 Okay, guys. Listen up. 283 00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,506 What was that? That was me talking. 284 00:12:08,581 --> 00:12:10,549 No, I heard it, too. Andy? 285 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:12,315 If that's a coyote, someone needs 286 00:12:12,451 --> 00:12:13,850 to pick me up off the ground now. 287 00:12:14,053 --> 00:12:15,782 Oh, my God! 288 00:12:15,855 --> 00:12:16,879 Hey, guys. 289 00:12:16,956 --> 00:12:18,014 What are you doing here? 290 00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:19,249 I was just out for my nighttime run, 291 00:12:19,325 --> 00:12:21,520 and I thought, "Why not go visit the Parks Department?" 292 00:12:21,594 --> 00:12:22,686 How's everything going here? 293 00:12:22,762 --> 00:12:24,787 Super great. Really well. 294 00:12:25,264 --> 00:12:26,788 We have a great idea. 295 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,301 Tell me now while I sit on this boulder. 296 00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:30,796 I'm much more receptive to new ideas 297 00:12:30,936 --> 00:12:32,130 when my heart rate is still elevated. 298 00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:35,838 Chris, do you wanna maybe just talk for a minute? 299 00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:37,131 Let them work? 300 00:12:37,309 --> 00:12:38,435 Oh! Sure. 301 00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:48,313 What was that? What was that? 302 00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:53,821 Leslie, just tell us your idea. 303 00:12:54,226 --> 00:12:56,592 Los Angeles, Season One isn't gonna watch itself. 304 00:12:58,397 --> 00:12:59,386 Here it is. 305 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:05,259 What do you think? 306 00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:08,404 I don't have an idea. I'm sorry. 307 00:13:08,674 --> 00:13:10,767 I thought if we all worked really hard, 308 00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,071 I could come up with something. 309 00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,271 But I don't have anything, and we're totally screwed. 310 00:13:14,547 --> 00:13:19,541 And what we need to do is just keep working and just work again more 311 00:13:19,618 --> 00:13:22,610 and just do it and get it. And then we got it and we're good. 312 00:13:22,955 --> 00:13:23,944 Go with that. 313 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:27,247 I think I'm gonna turn in. 314 00:13:27,326 --> 00:13:28,384 You're not going anywhere. 315 00:13:28,461 --> 00:13:30,190 No one's going anywhere. No one's sleeping 316 00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:32,627 because this is an all-nighter. And that'll be fun. 317 00:13:32,698 --> 00:13:35,599 We'll all stay up and then, I'll be like, "Hey! No one sleep!" 318 00:13:37,136 --> 00:13:38,194 Do you hear how loud that is? 319 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,031 You're not sleeping through that. 320 00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,366 Is there anything else to eat? 321 00:13:41,874 --> 00:13:43,136 The marshmallows are all gone. 322 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:44,537 We have nothing to eat. 323 00:13:45,044 --> 00:13:49,174 Jerry scared all the fish away with his loud personal stories. 324 00:13:49,949 --> 00:13:52,213 I wanna go home. I miss my canopy bed. 325 00:13:52,518 --> 00:13:54,315 Yeah. I'm fine with not camping. 326 00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:57,850 Especially since my stupid boyfriend abandoned me! 327 00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:00,286 I'll fire up the van. 328 00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:03,991 You know, I've never moved this slowly before. 329 00:14:04,063 --> 00:14:05,655 It's almost like being in quicksand. 330 00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:08,456 Hey, um, listen. 331 00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:11,766 When you dumped me, it was really embarrassing. 332 00:14:12,404 --> 00:14:14,372 You just kind of took off. 333 00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:17,435 Oh, I'm so sorry. I mean, I never meant to hurt you. 334 00:14:18,144 --> 00:14:21,079 And well, I'm back now. 335 00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:22,875 Hey, I have a great idea. 336 00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:25,039 Why don't we go to this rustic diner that I know? 337 00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:28,382 We can have egg white omelets and we can continue to talk about us. 338 00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:29,877 Sounds good. 339 00:14:31,891 --> 00:14:33,085 No, no. 340 00:14:36,162 --> 00:14:37,459 Chocolate or butterscotch? 341 00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:42,994 Swirl me. Dude, camping is awesome. I love it. 342 00:14:43,135 --> 00:14:44,693 Excuse me, gentlemen. 343 00:14:44,937 --> 00:14:47,167 How long have you been running power to this tent? 344 00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:49,067 I don't know. How long have we been here? 345 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,368 Ten hours. 346 00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:54,007 No! I was TiVoing Cupcake Wars. 347 00:14:54,213 --> 00:14:55,578 This is ridiculous! 348 00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,079 Look, I am used to a certain level 349 00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:59,617 of comfort in my life, and I didn't want to sacrifice that. 350 00:14:59,718 --> 00:15:00,912 Okay, well, I packed everything up. 351 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:02,715 So, now, you're telling me I have to go unpack it? 352 00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:04,512 Guys, this is a sign. 353 00:15:04,657 --> 00:15:07,251 You wanted to leave, and now you're stuck here with me. 354 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:09,089 So, we can work all night. 355 00:15:09,361 --> 00:15:12,228 This is gonna be so much fun! All-night work! 356 00:15:12,631 --> 00:15:14,861 All-night work! All-night work! 357 00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:17,235 You know what? There's a bed and breakfast right up the road. 358 00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:18,395 I'm gonna head there. 359 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,631 Yes. Let's keep brainstorming. 360 00:15:20,706 --> 00:15:22,435 I have a good feeling about this B&B. 361 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,709 One day, there's gonna be a plaque there that reads, 362 00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:28,905 "This is where Leslie Knope came up with the amazing idea for..." 363 00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:34,246 Damn, I thought that would work.