1 00:00:00,885 --> 00:00:03,789 So, who broke it? 2 00:00:05,862 --> 00:00:08,332 I'm not mad, I just want to know. 3 00:00:10,203 --> 00:00:12,639 I did. I broke it, Ron. No. No, you didn't. 4 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:14,644 Tom? Don't look at me. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,270 Look at Ben. 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,784 What? I didn't break it. 7 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:20,516 Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 8 00:00:20,590 --> 00:00:23,562 Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 9 00:00:24,365 --> 00:00:25,959 Suspicious. No, it's not. 10 00:00:26,035 --> 00:00:27,698 If it matters... Probably not. 11 00:00:27,772 --> 00:00:29,070 but April was the last one to use it. 12 00:00:29,141 --> 00:00:30,804 Liar! I don't even drink that crap. 13 00:00:30,878 --> 00:00:32,973 Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 14 00:00:33,049 --> 00:00:34,574 I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. 15 00:00:34,653 --> 00:00:35,848 Everyone knows that, Jerry. 16 00:00:35,922 --> 00:00:38,017 Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ron. 17 00:00:38,093 --> 00:00:39,960 No. Who broke it? 18 00:00:42,702 --> 00:00:44,695 Ron, Donna's been awfully quiet. 19 00:00:44,773 --> 00:00:45,798 Really? 20 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:46,865 Yeah, really. 21 00:00:46,944 --> 00:00:47,969 Oh, my God! 22 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:53,216 I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. 23 00:00:54,592 --> 00:00:55,891 I predict ten minutes from now, 24 00:00:55,962 --> 00:00:57,225 they'll be at each other's throats 25 00:00:57,297 --> 00:01:00,759 with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 26 00:01:03,309 --> 00:01:06,475 Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. 27 00:01:27,624 --> 00:01:29,287 I need you guys to come to the Snakehole Lounge tonight 28 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:31,627 to help me with something. - Yeah, no, tonight's not good. 29 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,693 No can do. I'm on a cleanse. 30 00:01:33,771 --> 00:01:35,433 Please. This is important. 31 00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:39,106 I'm launching my new high-end, Kahlua-style liqueur, 32 00:01:39,181 --> 00:01:40,615 Snake Juice. 33 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:43,554 Sounds like you took a snake and twisted it like a rag 34 00:01:43,623 --> 00:01:45,388 until its blood and guts came out. 35 00:01:46,763 --> 00:01:48,391 What does Kahlua-style mean? 36 00:01:48,466 --> 00:01:49,730 I mix a bunch of alcohol together, 37 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:51,932 I add some sugar and coffee and some other junk, 38 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:53,373 and it kind of tastes like Kahlua. 39 00:01:53,443 --> 00:01:55,846 I can only drink warm tap water with cayenne pepper. 40 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:59,012 Fine. Then don't drink it. Just get other people to drink it, okay? 41 00:01:59,088 --> 00:02:00,420 Meeting in one hour. 42 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:03,691 If you don't make it, you're on my Done-zo list. 43 00:02:03,764 --> 00:02:05,232 Oh, what's a'Done-zo list"? 44 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,999 It means you and I are done-zo. 45 00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:10,375 Hanging out, getting food together, done-zo. 46 00:02:10,443 --> 00:02:12,812 You want to come over to my house and play video games? Done-zo. 47 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:15,079 Hey, Tom, you want to come play Putt-Putt with me? 48 00:02:15,153 --> 00:02:16,918 No, we're done-zo. 49 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:19,795 Babe, we got to make that meeting. 50 00:02:20,063 --> 00:02:21,429 I'm so glad we found the time to talk. 51 00:02:21,565 --> 00:02:22,932 It feels like it's been forever. 52 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:25,769 I know. I've been so busy at the hospital. 53 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:28,836 Long hours, overnight shifts... I'm getting sick of it. 54 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:30,975 All right, let's start with the personal stuff. How's Jessie? 55 00:02:31,052 --> 00:02:32,988 Who? The photographer guy. 56 00:02:33,056 --> 00:02:35,526 Oh, yeah. We broke up. I didn't tell you that? 57 00:02:35,627 --> 00:02:36,617 Mmm-mmm. 58 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:38,494 Why? I liked him. Yeah, I did, too. 59 00:02:38,566 --> 00:02:41,060 I just... I couldn't deal with his face. 60 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:42,128 Huh. 61 00:02:42,341 --> 00:02:44,311 Do you think I could get that book back that I loaned him? 62 00:02:44,378 --> 00:02:47,350 Well, I'm technically out of the country. 63 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,355 So I would have to call him from a weird number. 64 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,825 Sorry. Never mind. 65 00:02:52,895 --> 00:02:54,386 But I'm seeing this new guy, Mattias. 66 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:56,732 You would love him. He's a triple Pisces. 67 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,830 Oh-oh. Looks like someone's gonna be late for her meeting. 68 00:02:58,907 --> 00:03:00,136 Race you. 69 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:01,941 Really? Isn't that a little childish? 70 00:03:02,114 --> 00:03:05,143 Bye, Ann. Sorry, got to go. Hey, move! Oh! 71 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,851 Councilman Howser, sorry. Nice to see you as always. 72 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,122 Bye. 73 00:03:10,865 --> 00:03:12,994 Welcome to Guerilla Marketing 101. 74 00:03:13,369 --> 00:03:14,564 What is Guerilla Marketing? 75 00:03:14,638 --> 00:03:16,768 A few ordinary schmoes, no offense, 76 00:03:16,843 --> 00:03:19,439 have a casual conversation next to some guy 77 00:03:19,515 --> 00:03:21,144 about how great Snake Juice is. 78 00:03:21,686 --> 00:03:25,125 Next thing you know that guy orders a whole bottle of Snake Juice, 79 00:03:25,193 --> 00:03:26,525 and he has no idea why. 80 00:03:26,863 --> 00:03:30,667 April, you'll be playing a boring beer drinker named Jennifer. 81 00:03:30,738 --> 00:03:34,199 Andy, you are also a boring beer drinker named Michael. 82 00:03:34,611 --> 00:03:37,242 Jerry, you'll be playing a boring beer drinker. 83 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:38,512 Your name will be Jerry. 84 00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:43,522 Ron is going to play our exciting Snake Juice drinker, 85 00:03:43,596 --> 00:03:45,463 A.K.A. Brian Thunder. 86 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:48,133 Do you want us to memorize this whole script? 87 00:03:48,206 --> 00:03:50,837 Ideally, but if you want to wing it, 88 00:03:50,911 --> 00:03:55,215 your talking points are high-end, VIP, lifestyle. 89 00:03:55,487 --> 00:03:57,013 All right, let's run through it once. 90 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:58,615 And action! 91 00:03:59,228 --> 00:04:01,164 "The weather has been so weird lately. 92 00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:03,202 "Hey, let me buy you all a drink." 93 00:04:03,269 --> 00:04:06,036 "I'll take something basic like a beer." 94 00:04:06,108 --> 00:04:07,771 "Yeah, I'm pretty 95 00:04:08,513 --> 00:04:09,606 "boring. 96 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,879 "So I'll take a beer, too." 97 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:15,893 "Not me. I want this night to get K-razzy." 98 00:04:16,562 --> 00:04:19,933 "Ca-razy." Like "crazy." 99 00:04:22,007 --> 00:04:24,843 "I want this night to get crazy. 100 00:04:24,913 --> 00:04:28,785 "Get me a shot of Snake Juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste." 101 00:04:28,854 --> 00:04:30,983 All right, that's gonna be a cut. Um... 102 00:04:31,927 --> 00:04:33,555 Ron, you got to say it like you mean it. 103 00:04:33,629 --> 00:04:35,394 I won't publicly endorse a product 104 00:04:35,466 --> 00:04:38,597 unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. 105 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:40,609 My only official recommendations 106 00:04:40,744 --> 00:04:42,714 are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers, 107 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,548 Morton Salt, and the C.R. Laurence Fein 108 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:48,889 two-inch, axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade. 109 00:04:49,328 --> 00:04:52,699 We need to find a new PR Director for the Health Department. 110 00:04:52,768 --> 00:04:54,134 Dennis Cooper was fired today. 111 00:04:54,204 --> 00:04:55,229 Why? 112 00:04:55,306 --> 00:04:57,401 Short answer, he went bananas. 113 00:04:57,477 --> 00:05:01,542 Long answer, his wife, Jan, had an affair, gave him a venereal disease, 114 00:05:01,619 --> 00:05:03,749 and so he put signs about her all through City Hall. 115 00:05:03,824 --> 00:05:04,849 I'm sure you've seen them. 116 00:05:04,926 --> 00:05:06,155 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 117 00:05:06,228 --> 00:05:08,323 "Jan Cooper will give you Chlamydia. 118 00:05:08,399 --> 00:05:10,062 "Brought to you by the Pawnee Health Department." 119 00:05:10,136 --> 00:05:12,903 "Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers." 120 00:05:12,975 --> 00:05:15,776 "The Department of Health congratulates Jan Cooper. 121 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,146 "Miss Chlamydia." 122 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,848 "Jan, I love you. Please come back. 123 00:05:19,922 --> 00:05:22,484 "I realize that I'm not blameless here. 124 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,859 "Please. 125 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:27,427 "Brought to you by the Health Department." 126 00:05:27,504 --> 00:05:30,305 "Re-elect Jan Cooper. Mayor of Whoreville." 127 00:05:30,443 --> 00:05:32,778 Leslie, I want you to help us choose a replacement. 128 00:05:32,848 --> 00:05:35,843 Parks and Health work closely together on outdoor programs 129 00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:37,549 and exercise initiatives. Ann should do it. 130 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:38,854 Ann Perkins? 131 00:05:38,927 --> 00:05:42,195 Pawnee is looking for a new PR Director for the Health Department, 132 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:43,565 and I submitted your name. 133 00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:45,903 You have an interview tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. 134 00:05:45,974 --> 00:05:48,501 9:00 a.m. Wow. Yes, I know. I couldn't get it earlier. 135 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:50,682 I'm... Grateful. I know. 136 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,776 You can thank me later. 137 00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:53,515 But first, you need to go over your homework. 138 00:05:53,589 --> 00:05:55,856 These are all the health initiatives 139 00:05:55,994 --> 00:05:58,294 the city has ever undertaken since the 1960s. 140 00:05:58,366 --> 00:06:00,461 So you need to partially memorize that. 141 00:06:00,536 --> 00:06:01,869 And it's gonna be a long night, 142 00:06:02,006 --> 00:06:03,372 so I got you some energy drinks 143 00:06:03,442 --> 00:06:05,913 and some chocolate-covered espresso beans 144 00:06:05,981 --> 00:06:07,780 and the book Freedom by Jonathan Franzen. 145 00:06:07,852 --> 00:06:08,877 Why am I reading this? 146 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:09,944 Because I'm almost done with it, Ann. 147 00:06:10,022 --> 00:06:11,115 And I want to talk to you about Patty. 148 00:06:11,191 --> 00:06:12,557 Okay, deep breath. 149 00:06:14,899 --> 00:06:17,461 Okay. I've been a nurse for over 10 years. 150 00:06:17,537 --> 00:06:18,904 It's not something you just quit. 151 00:06:18,974 --> 00:06:20,499 I understand. 152 00:06:21,211 --> 00:06:24,115 I just think with this new job, you could make a difference. 153 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,017 Make real change happen. 154 00:06:26,522 --> 00:06:28,355 Plus, we'd be working in the same building. 155 00:06:28,426 --> 00:06:31,227 No more lightning-round catch-up sessions. 156 00:06:31,298 --> 00:06:32,459 It would be nice to have an office. 157 00:06:32,668 --> 00:06:34,261 This is your destiny, Ann. 158 00:06:34,337 --> 00:06:35,566 You don't want to waste away 159 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,132 at Pawnee St. Joseph Medical Center 160 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:38,508 and turn into her. 161 00:06:39,281 --> 00:06:40,442 Ow! 162 00:06:40,516 --> 00:06:41,746 Shut up. 163 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,512 And let's be honest, it would be nice to not have 164 00:06:43,589 --> 00:06:46,322 to pull strange things out of people's butts every night. 165 00:06:46,395 --> 00:06:48,297 You've mentioned that before. That doesn't happen that often. 166 00:06:48,365 --> 00:06:49,994 It happened once. Just once. 167 00:06:50,336 --> 00:06:51,896 That already is too many times. 168 00:06:52,073 --> 00:06:56,104 I hate talking to people about things. 169 00:06:56,181 --> 00:06:57,240 This is a nightmare. 170 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,411 I'm grouchy. 171 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:03,455 We have to support Tom. I don't want to end up on that Done-zo list. 172 00:07:03,529 --> 00:07:05,499 Think about it as role-playing. 173 00:07:06,602 --> 00:07:08,595 That makes it sexy. 174 00:07:08,673 --> 00:07:10,939 That could be fun. Really? 175 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:13,038 Can I use a weird voice and try to freak people out? 176 00:07:13,115 --> 00:07:14,606 Yes. Okay. 177 00:07:15,152 --> 00:07:17,179 Then next time you see me, 178 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:19,657 I'll be a stranger. 179 00:07:26,074 --> 00:07:29,274 Hey, Tommy. I'm really hoping this booze of yours is gonna sell, 180 00:07:29,347 --> 00:07:31,818 because I am not going to take a loss on this. 181 00:07:31,986 --> 00:07:33,819 Nothing this delicious will fail. 182 00:07:34,357 --> 00:07:36,623 We'll see. Check back with me in a couple of hours, 183 00:07:36,696 --> 00:07:37,925 I'll let you know how it's going. 184 00:07:37,998 --> 00:07:40,663 Snake Juice! What? Here? 185 00:07:40,737 --> 00:07:43,503 High-end, VIP, exclusive. 186 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,000 Hey, how's it going? 187 00:07:45,079 --> 00:07:46,069 I think it's going okay. 188 00:07:46,148 --> 00:07:48,745 People better buy this stuff, or else I'm gonna be screwed. 189 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,311 It's gonna be fine. People will definitely buy it. 190 00:07:50,389 --> 00:07:51,414 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 191 00:07:51,491 --> 00:07:53,427 Uh-oh, uh-oh. "K" to the "N" to the "O-P-E," 192 00:07:53,495 --> 00:07:57,128 she's the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee, Indiana 193 00:07:57,203 --> 00:07:58,603 Why didn't you just stop at "Pawnee"? 194 00:07:58,673 --> 00:08:01,839 Leslie Knope, seriously, you get sexier every day. 195 00:08:01,913 --> 00:08:03,313 And that is not a line. That is for real. 196 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,011 Oh, Jean-Ralphio. 197 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,242 So you're here helping Tom? 198 00:08:06,421 --> 00:08:09,052 Absolutely. And it's time to get that paper. 199 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:11,963 Get, get, get, get, get that paper. 200 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,333 Snake Juice sales are gonna be off the "churt." 201 00:08:14,404 --> 00:08:18,037 Why? Because that "snizz" is straight up "dee-Ioy-cious." 202 00:08:18,345 --> 00:08:19,335 Well said. 203 00:08:19,447 --> 00:08:20,677 Well, I know tonight's gonna be 204 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,185 a big success, and I wish I could stay. 205 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,018 I really do, but I have to go help Ann. 206 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:26,424 She's gonna be up all night cramming for a big job interview. 207 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:27,691 She might be up all night, 208 00:08:27,765 --> 00:08:29,461 but I think someone else is gonna be doing the cramming. 209 00:08:29,534 --> 00:08:30,935 Uh-oh. 210 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:39,843 Hey. Hey. 211 00:08:39,922 --> 00:08:41,015 I'm so happy to see you. 212 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:42,525 And I'm seeing you here. 213 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:44,290 Yes. Yes, I'm surprised. 214 00:08:44,364 --> 00:08:46,630 I thought maybe you'd be home preparing for tomorrow. 215 00:08:46,703 --> 00:08:48,900 Oh, well, there was way too much stuff 216 00:08:48,973 --> 00:08:50,670 for me to read tonight, anyway. 217 00:08:50,744 --> 00:08:53,875 I mean, it was a ridiculous amount of stuff that you gave me. 218 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,278 Oh. 219 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:57,449 But you are going in for the interview tomorrow? 220 00:08:57,523 --> 00:08:58,616 I think so. 221 00:09:01,098 --> 00:09:02,088 Uh-oh. 222 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,705 Is there enough room for some "man-aise" in this lady sandwich? 223 00:09:05,807 --> 00:09:06,832 Oh. 224 00:09:06,909 --> 00:09:08,970 Leslie, this is my friend Howard Tuttleman. 225 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,176 Oh, please. Call me "The Douche." 226 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,314 You probably know me from my morning radio show on 93.7, 227 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:16,553 "Crazy Ira and The Douche." 228 00:09:16,628 --> 00:09:18,530 Yeah, I had met you before. 229 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:19,659 I actually was on your show once... 230 00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:22,604 Wait! Were you on the show where we had that stripper do math? 231 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:24,102 Classic, right? 232 00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:32,057 Hello, strange person who I have never met before. 233 00:09:32,126 --> 00:09:33,424 Who are you? 234 00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:34,861 I'm Janet Snakehole. 235 00:09:34,932 --> 00:09:37,904 I'm a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you? 236 00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:40,066 Bert Macklin, FBI. 237 00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:41,337 I was the best damn agent they had 238 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:42,675 until I was framed for a crime I didn't commit. 239 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,520 Stealing the President's rubies. 240 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:48,717 Now I work alone. 241 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:50,489 Lovely to meet you. 242 00:09:50,563 --> 00:09:52,898 I got to admit, I thought your costume 243 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,231 would maybe be a little bit sluttier. 244 00:09:54,905 --> 00:09:56,635 How dare you? 245 00:09:58,412 --> 00:09:59,471 Nice. 246 00:09:59,915 --> 00:10:00,940 Gentlemen. 247 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,078 Swan song. How you living? 248 00:10:03,622 --> 00:10:04,612 Yes. 249 00:10:04,692 --> 00:10:06,320 Why aren't you holding a Snake Juice? 250 00:10:06,394 --> 00:10:07,727 I'm more of a whiskey man. 251 00:10:07,798 --> 00:10:09,198 Ron-Ron, come here. 252 00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:11,066 Come here for a bit. You're good right there. 253 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:13,836 Listen, you got to jump on the Tommy Town Express. 254 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,538 This guy has some of the best investment ideas 255 00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:17,014 I've ever heard in my life. 256 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,383 Make a baby tuxedo clothing line. 257 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:22,017 A department store with a guest list. 258 00:10:22,093 --> 00:10:24,029 White fur ear muffs for men. 259 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:27,330 A new brand of bottled water called H2-Ho. 260 00:10:27,603 --> 00:10:30,131 Contact lenses that display text messages. 261 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,577 Invent a phone that smells good. 262 00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:34,914 Own a night club called Eclipse 263 00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:38,720 that's only open for one hour two times a year. 264 00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:41,457 Cover charge, $5,000. 265 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,969 I can keep going. 266 00:10:44,037 --> 00:10:45,335 How about this, Ron? 267 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:46,499 Try Snake Juice. 268 00:10:46,976 --> 00:10:49,208 If you like it, you got to talk it up all night. 269 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,616 If you don't, I'll shave Jean-Ralphio's head. 270 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,251 Yeah, I'd like to see that. Hit me. 271 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,993 A lot riding on this. 272 00:11:03,141 --> 00:11:04,632 Damn, if that isn't delicious. 273 00:11:06,147 --> 00:11:08,117 "R" to the "O" to the "N"... 274 00:11:08,185 --> 00:11:11,716 I say Swanson's got swagger the size of a Big Ben clock 275 00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:13,220 Dude, you got to end it on the rhyme. 276 00:11:13,295 --> 00:11:14,558 I know what I have to do. You had it at "Ben." 277 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:15,620 I know. I got it. 278 00:11:17,603 --> 00:11:19,004 You think I haven't been around the world? 279 00:11:19,073 --> 00:11:22,307 I've been everywhere, darling. I'm a very wealthy woman. 280 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:24,316 My husband's kept me in the finest clothes 281 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,386 from Bergdorf Goodman, you see. 282 00:11:26,454 --> 00:11:28,151 Freeze! FBI! 283 00:11:28,225 --> 00:11:29,956 No! Leave me alone! 284 00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:31,190 Hands in the air! 285 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:32,526 I didn't kill anybody! 286 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,730 And I didn't burn down the mill either. My sister did. 287 00:11:34,805 --> 00:11:36,273 But now she's been eaten by wolves! 288 00:11:38,645 --> 00:11:39,841 Nothing to see here. 289 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,483 So how did you two meet? 290 00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:43,681 We met at the supermarket. 291 00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:45,554 I used my classic pickup line. 292 00:11:45,626 --> 00:11:47,927 "If you're looking for douches, they're in Aisle Me." 293 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,533 Awesome. Yeah. 294 00:11:50,602 --> 00:11:52,595 Oh, hey, by the way, I don't think I can get that book back 295 00:11:52,674 --> 00:11:54,074 from what's -his-name. 296 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,369 Oh, that's okay. 297 00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:57,109 I mean, I should've known better 298 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,948 than to loan something to one of your boyfriends. 299 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,454 They come and go so fast. 300 00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:02,492 What are you saying exactly? 301 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,123 Well, I mean, let's be honest. How long is it gonna last with this guy? 302 00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:06,189 Sitting right here. 303 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,670 I don't know. He's dumb, but he's fun. 304 00:12:08,739 --> 00:12:09,866 Thank you. 305 00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:11,604 I mean, that's the whole point of dating around 306 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:13,170 is you get to try on a bunch of different hats. 307 00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:15,081 Well, this hat is an idiot. 308 00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,677 Classic. 309 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:19,258 Leslie, are you mad that I came here? 310 00:12:19,327 --> 00:12:20,887 What? No. 311 00:12:20,964 --> 00:12:23,230 I'm not... Are you... You seem mad at me. 312 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:24,428 No, I'm not... I'm not mad at you. 313 00:12:24,504 --> 00:12:26,098 I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at all. 314 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:27,233 Neither am I. No. 315 00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:31,244 Looks like you two need to kiss and make up. 316 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,946 All right. 317 00:12:33,121 --> 00:12:35,957 Hello. My name is Ron Swanson. 318 00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:39,157 In general, I try never to speak with people, 319 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,465 but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing, 320 00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:42,768 and it's damn good. 321 00:12:42,841 --> 00:12:44,173 You should buy it. 322 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:45,872 Yeah, okay. Thanks, man. 323 00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:48,675 Son, you should know that my recommendation 324 00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:50,619 is essentially a guarantee. 325 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,488 Drink this, now. 326 00:12:55,132 --> 00:12:57,695 Traegermeister! You made it. 327 00:12:58,171 --> 00:13:01,007 Yeah, I got your email. We need to talk. 328 00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:04,373 First off, though, try a little Snake Juice. 329 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,821 It's 140 proof, which means it's 70% alcohol. 330 00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:10,361 But don't worry. There's plenty of caffeine in it to keep you awake. 331 00:13:10,429 --> 00:13:13,265 I believe an ounce of that would literally kill me. 332 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:17,069 You emailed everyone at City Hall 333 00:13:17,142 --> 00:13:19,044 and told them to come to a club 334 00:13:19,113 --> 00:13:22,381 that you own to buy alcohol that you invented. 335 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,323 Government employees can't use their power 336 00:13:25,392 --> 00:13:26,918 to enhance their personal wealth. 337 00:13:27,263 --> 00:13:29,757 I totally get your point, Chris. It won't happen again. 338 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,734 I just don't see any way around it. 339 00:13:31,805 --> 00:13:33,832 You're gonna have to sell your shares in the Snakehole. 340 00:13:33,909 --> 00:13:35,070 No! 341 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:37,012 T-Pain, this guy bothering you? 342 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,847 This is my boss. Okay, yeah. 343 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,114 You want me to write a rap about your name? 344 00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:41,213 Yes. 345 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,352 "B" to the "O" to the double "S," 346 00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:46,229 do what he say, and you'll be successful 347 00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:49,901 No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast 348 00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,341 'cause you're going too slow with Ben. 349 00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:53,974 No offense, but I'm going slow because I might lose my job. 350 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,520 Okay, no offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse 351 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,715 for not acting on your feelings. 352 00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,191 No offense, but I don't remember you having 353 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,661 a nursing degree in feelings. 354 00:14:00,963 --> 00:14:02,431 Offense! That's rude. 355 00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:03,626 I'm gonna go dance. 356 00:14:04,337 --> 00:14:06,000 Douche, you're up. 357 00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:09,674 Hey, are you okay? I heard yelling. 358 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:11,512 Yeah, I'm very angry, and I'm really drunk. 359 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,782 Do you want to dance with me? Go get me another "Snork Juice." 360 00:14:13,856 --> 00:14:16,622 That's maybe not the best idea for you. 361 00:14:16,695 --> 00:14:18,254 Forget it. Jean-Ralphio! 362 00:14:18,331 --> 00:14:19,492 Yes, I'm here. Dance up on me. 363 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,196 Yes, yes, yes. 364 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:31,680 How's it going with her? 365 00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:36,028 Um, well, nothing's going at all, really, because... 366 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,232 I don't know. I feel like I just did something wrong. 367 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,178 She doesn't seem to want to talk to me. 368 00:14:42,246 --> 00:14:44,273 You should try role-play. That's what me and April do. 369 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,175 That explains the outfit. 370 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,190 Yeah, you gotta dream up some weird scenario 371 00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:51,560 like you're her boss and sex is forbidden because she works for you. 372 00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:55,631 That is our actual situation. 373 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:58,370 And she's addicted to spanking. 374 00:14:58,445 --> 00:15:01,645 Okay. Thanks, we got it. We're good. 375 00:15:02,019 --> 00:15:05,652 If you're worried about working with Chris, it doesn't matter. 376 00:15:05,726 --> 00:15:08,356 He's fine with it. He said it wouldn't be weird. 377 00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,993 You talked to Chris before you talked to me? 378 00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,533 Excuse me! 379 00:15:12,841 --> 00:15:15,277 This is my first fight with Ann, and it's a doozy. 380 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:18,613 But I believe that honest discussions between friends 381 00:15:18,686 --> 00:15:19,949 can lead to deeper intimacy. 382 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:22,157 This is a watershed moment in our relationship, 383 00:15:22,226 --> 00:15:23,820 and it's important that we fight clean. 384 00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:27,759 All I need to do is focus and stay calm. 385 00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:29,898 You're stupid, and you're drunk and you're stupid. 386 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,246 I don't understand how this is my fault. 387 00:15:34,316 --> 00:15:36,719 It's not... Everything isn't your fault all the time. 388 00:15:36,788 --> 00:15:38,381 Don't always make everything your fault. 389 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,761 Good! It's not all my fault. I'm not the stupid jerk. 390 00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:43,425 I'm not the one who's being a stupid jerk right now. 391 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,665 I didn't mean it like that. You know I didn't mean it like that. 392 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,833 I just meant you were being stupid, 393 00:15:46,975 --> 00:15:48,102 and you were acting like a jerk. 394 00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:51,149 Look, I'm sorry that I thought about you for the job, okay? 395 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,517 But sometimes if I don't push you in the right direction, 396 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:55,353 you end up standing still. 397 00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:56,826 I was just trying to do you a favor. 398 00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:59,867 Enough with your favors, okay? 399 00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:01,130 Stop. 400 00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:08,179 Maybe we shouldn't work together, then. 401 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,016 Maybe we shouldn't. 402 00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:14,890 Every time I cleanse, 403 00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:18,028 I can literally feel the toxins leaving my body. 404 00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:20,438 I know! I feel so much healthier. 405 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:23,173 I've still got a full week to go before the broth stage. 406 00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,237 Mmm. 407 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,017 Pre-broth is an amazing stage. It's when you're most alert. 408 00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:30,584 Good. Someone needs to be alert tonight. 409 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:33,891 This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. 410 00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:35,096 Everybody's wasted. 411 00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,665 You don't even know one thing. I didn't even say one thing. 412 00:16:37,744 --> 00:16:40,408 And then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn't even do it once. 413 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,509 I'm like an elephant, okay? 414 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,753 If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there. 415 00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:50,531 I'm gonna tell you, that bitch over there... 416 00:16:51,037 --> 00:16:53,873 I'm gonna tell... I don't have to... 417 00:16:55,478 --> 00:16:56,742 Bababooey. 418 00:16:59,153 --> 00:17:01,020 Turn this music down. 419 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:04,324 Farts and poop and love and stuff 420 00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:09,434 Macaroni salad 421 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:28,367 Is this everybody? 422 00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:29,570 Ann took a cab. 423 00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:31,981 Tom's in the trunk. Jerry's on the roof. 424 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,147 All right, where to first? 425 00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,954 Your mother's butt. 426 00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:39,789 I'm so alone. 427 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,906 If even one of you thinks about dry-heaving in my car, 428 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,101 you're all walking home. 429 00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:49,511 Leslie. 430 00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:51,317 I'm here. 431 00:17:53,027 --> 00:17:56,022 We have to go hire a new PR Director for the Health Department. 432 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,198 Oh, my God. I'm so hung over. 433 00:17:58,271 --> 00:17:59,534 I've never been this hung over. 434 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,365 Are we dead? 435 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,808 I feel great. I ran five k this morning. 436 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:04,872 Really? 437 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,944 No, I threw up in the shower. 438 00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:09,288 Top of the morning, everyone. 439 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,226 I brought some burgers and fries. 440 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:13,860 Eat up. 441 00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:16,236 The protein soaks up the sugar. 442 00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,739 First, you take the cow to the killing floor... 443 00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:23,549 Well, I am out of questions. 444 00:18:24,056 --> 00:18:25,958 Thank you. We will let you know. 445 00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:30,298 Then our heads will explode, and we will die. 446 00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:31,735 Oh, God. 447 00:18:32,205 --> 00:18:34,232 I cannot believe that fight I had with Ann. 448 00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:36,541 Look, I'm sure you guys can work it out. 449 00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:39,313 I owe her, like, a million apologies. 450 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,856 I think I owe you one, too. 451 00:18:42,192 --> 00:18:43,957 I'm sorry. For what? 452 00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:46,522 I don't know. 453 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:48,796 Are you okay? 454 00:18:49,439 --> 00:18:51,740 No, I'm sad. 455 00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,595 Say, thanks, chum. Ugh. 456 00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:03,224 I'll get those papers delivered for you. 457 00:19:03,301 --> 00:19:04,668 Whatever. 458 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,372 Post-haste. 459 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:10,841 The doctor says it's probably not serious, but it might be. 460 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,250 Oh, Kyle, please stop talking. 461 00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:16,984 Ring-a-ding-ding. Who's calling? 462 00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:20,295 Oh, is it Janet Snakehole? Why, yes it is. And who's she calling for? 463 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,736 Mr. Bert Macklin, and I'll tell you another thing... 464 00:19:23,641 --> 00:19:25,942 Going down thing... Going down the thing. 465 00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:29,611 And there you go, you're going real fast now. And who's this sorry charlie? 466 00:19:29,687 --> 00:19:31,019 This sack of potatoes? 467 00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:33,653 Honey, please. I love you. No offense, 468 00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:36,526 but Bert Macklin died last night 469 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,536 after the tenth shot of Snake Juice. 470 00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:42,739 Okay, sorry. 471 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,915 Miss Snakehole. 472 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:51,087 You think I'd let you get away that easily? 473 00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:55,237 Bert Macklin may be dead, but I'm his brother 474 00:19:55,873 --> 00:19:58,241 Kip Hackman. 475 00:19:58,945 --> 00:20:00,778 Why wouldn't you have his same last name? 476 00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:02,374 Shut up, Kyle. 477 00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:05,215 I know you boosted those paintings. 478 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,559 Maybe it was me, but I'll never tell you where they are. 479 00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:10,727 And you'll never have my body either. 480 00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:17,375 T, you don't even have to worry about a thing. Why? 481 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,578 Because I'm gonna keep those shares real tight for you. 482 00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:21,452 Real nice and cozy-like. 483 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:24,992 Sorry to hear the news, Tom. We're gonna miss you around the club. 484 00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:27,591 Hey, you own shares, too. Why didn't Chris make you sell? 485 00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:29,697 'Cause Chris doesn't know. 486 00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:31,140 You know what? 487 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:33,646 Snitches get stitches. 488 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,685 Donna, come on. Don't. 489 00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:38,919 I'm a natural moneymaker. 490 00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:41,121 I got into government for the connections. 491 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,598 This was supposed to be a thing that led to the other thing. 492 00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:45,102 It's like when Vin did Boiler Room. 493 00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:46,834 That's what led to him being xXx and doing Furious. 494 00:20:46,908 --> 00:20:48,035 And Furious. Yeah, I know. 495 00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,841 Listen, I don't like all this negativity, man. 496 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:53,216 Why don't you turn that "frizz-own"upside-dizzity." Huh? 497 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,954 This sucks, man. 498 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,794 You're wearing snow pants. 499 00:21:02,338 --> 00:21:05,071 I got home last night, and I thought I might go sledding. 500 00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:08,507 Can I come in? 501 00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:10,554 Yeah, if you're quiet. Okay. 502 00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:14,728 Leslie doesn't know I'm here. 503 00:21:14,797 --> 00:21:18,031 Oh, God. So high school. 504 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,734 I can't believe that Leslie and I got drunk in a bar 505 00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:22,175 and fought about boys. 506 00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:23,805 We're so much better than that. 507 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,781 I just keep having flashes of things 508 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:29,051 that we said to each other. 509 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,152 And she's so important to me. 510 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,097 I acted like such a dick. 511 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,635 I don't know you that well, 512 00:21:34,704 --> 00:21:37,038 but you're clearly very important to Leslie 513 00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:39,510 and that must mean you're a pretty great person. 514 00:21:40,014 --> 00:21:41,573 I know she feels awful. 515 00:21:41,651 --> 00:21:44,213 I mean, technically, we all do. 516 00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:48,286 Yeah. What the hell is in Snake Juice, Demerol? 517 00:21:48,364 --> 00:21:50,266 All I know is Leslie's always talking 518 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:53,238 about how lucky she is to have you as a friend. 519 00:21:53,307 --> 00:21:57,145 And I just wanted you to know that. 520 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,386 You're nice. 521 00:22:00,454 --> 00:22:02,014 I can see why she likes you. 522 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:04,823 When did she say... Likes me? 523 00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:06,696 Oh, God. This is so high school. 524 00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:10,036 Just rent a limo, ask her to the prom. 525 00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:11,701 I'm sure she'll say yes. 526 00:22:11,778 --> 00:22:13,371 All right. Thanks. 527 00:22:13,447 --> 00:22:15,144 So let me get this straight. 528 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:19,214 Tom tries to get off the government teat, and we punish him. 529 00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:21,018 That doesn't make any sense to me. 530 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:23,491 I'm sorry. Rules are rules. 531 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:25,469 I wish there was something we could do. 532 00:22:25,538 --> 00:22:27,508 Ben, is there something we can do? 533 00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:28,976 Damn it. Ben's not here. 534 00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:30,742 Tom's not scamming anyone. 535 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,652 He's not savvy enough to manipulate the system like that. 536 00:22:33,722 --> 00:22:36,318 He's just a kid chasing a goofy dream. 537 00:22:36,526 --> 00:22:38,462 I'm sorry. My hands are tied. 538 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,937 Jan Cooper was a terrible wife. 539 00:22:43,006 --> 00:22:45,169 I just want everybody to know that. 540 00:22:45,244 --> 00:22:46,804 Thank you, Dennis. 541 00:22:46,881 --> 00:22:49,181 But we can't give you your job back. 542 00:22:49,252 --> 00:22:51,245 You sound just like her. 543 00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:53,718 That was unpleasant. Yeah. 544 00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:55,662 All right, who's next? 545 00:22:56,066 --> 00:22:57,091 You came. 546 00:22:57,936 --> 00:22:59,598 Yeah, I had some encouragement. 547 00:23:01,009 --> 00:23:02,808 Your sweater's on inside out. 548 00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:05,374 And backwards. 549 00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:06,715 It's been a tough morning. 550 00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:09,554 Lots of regret and shame. 551 00:23:09,626 --> 00:23:12,758 That should be the official slogan for Snake Juice. 552 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:15,828 Well, this committee would like to ask 553 00:23:15,906 --> 00:23:18,935 if you are the kind of candidate who could forgive someone 554 00:23:19,012 --> 00:23:21,005 after they've behaved like a complete jackass? 555 00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,577 This candidate could, 556 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,624 especially because this candidate 557 00:23:25,692 --> 00:23:28,527 also behaved like a total jackass. 558 00:23:28,597 --> 00:23:30,761 Please, don't worry about it. The committee totally understands. 559 00:23:32,138 --> 00:23:36,511 Also, I can talk about my qualifications for this position. 560 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:40,020 But first, I am gonna go throw up in a wastebasket. 561 00:23:41,022 --> 00:23:43,515 Would you mind if I joined you? Not at all. 562 00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:44,584 Shall we? 563 00:23:47,235 --> 00:23:50,173 Ann came in the next day and had a second interview with Chris. 564 00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:51,266 Great. 565 00:23:51,343 --> 00:23:52,368 She nailed it, of course. 566 00:23:52,445 --> 00:23:54,312 But she doesn't want to totally leave her job. 567 00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:55,942 So they struck up a deal. 568 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,182 She works at City Hall part-time, 569 00:23:58,257 --> 00:24:00,227 and two days a week, she still gets to be 570 00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:01,489 the greatest nurse in the world. 571 00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:03,023 Win-win. 572 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,332 We need to remember what's important in life. 573 00:24:06,506 --> 00:24:08,807 Friends, waffles, and work. 574 00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:12,049 Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn't matter. 575 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,347 But work is third. 576 00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:16,187 So listen, Crazy Ira, check this out, okay? 577 00:24:16,259 --> 00:24:19,664 I'm at this club last night just killing it, the Snakehole Lounge. 578 00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:22,533 Oh, yeah, is that a gay club? 579 00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:24,268 Hello? 580 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:26,141 Shut up, ass. Come on, man. 581 00:24:26,212 --> 00:24:31,587 So I'm dancing on the floor with this super-hot chick. 582 00:24:31,724 --> 00:24:33,249 Me so horny. 583 00:24:33,393 --> 00:24:34,828 More like a dude, I bet. 584 00:24:34,897 --> 00:24:35,922 Hello? 585 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,900 Did you wet your whistle? 586 00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:41,070 - I wish. - Me likey. 587 00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:44,012 No, no, no, no. She spent the whole night talking to her friend, 588 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,607 arguing about their feelings. 589 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:46,675 That's me! 590 00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,723 Who knows? She's probably a lesbian. 591 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,786 They were in the bathroom a long time.