1 00:00:01,314 --> 00:00:03,680 This is it for certain, okay? I create a game show. 2 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:06,184 Two people on stage, right? They flip a coin. 3 00:00:06,252 --> 00:00:08,618 One of them has to perform open-heart surgery. 4 00:00:08,688 --> 00:00:10,622 The other one has to receive open-heart surgery. 5 00:00:10,824 --> 00:00:13,190 We call it Open-Heart Surgery. 6 00:00:14,227 --> 00:00:16,752 How about this? You buy a Gulfstream G-IV jet. 7 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:18,764 Already interested. Take the wheels off. 8 00:00:18,832 --> 00:00:20,823 Get 'em off of there. Turn the jet into an apartment building. 9 00:00:20,967 --> 00:00:22,594 People could live inside their own private jet. 10 00:00:22,669 --> 00:00:25,103 We're currently coming up with business ideas for Jean-Ralphio 11 00:00:25,171 --> 00:00:28,140 'cause as of today, his bank account is blowing up. 12 00:00:28,308 --> 00:00:30,503 I made my money the old-fashioned way. 13 00:00:30,577 --> 00:00:33,011 I got run over by a Lexus 14 00:00:34,614 --> 00:00:36,582 I still can't believe you won all that money in the lawsuit. 15 00:00:36,649 --> 00:00:37,741 You barely got hurt at all. 16 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:39,717 Do you want to get run over? Because I know a guy. 17 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:44,450 Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents. 18 00:00:46,359 --> 00:00:48,156 I got it. What are you amazing at? 19 00:00:48,228 --> 00:00:50,219 I know it. We both know it, let's just say it at the same time. 20 00:00:50,296 --> 00:00:51,786 Creating spectacles. spectacles. 21 00:00:51,865 --> 00:00:55,062 No, I got it. You create Pawnee's first and only 22 00:00:55,135 --> 00:00:58,798 high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate. 23 00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:00,999 Absolutely. That's absolutely what I have to do. 24 00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:02,971 What does it mean? 25 00:01:03,109 --> 00:01:04,440 It means audio, video, 26 00:01:04,544 --> 00:01:06,671 movies, 3-D movies, nightclubs... Yeah. 27 00:01:06,746 --> 00:01:09,180 iPhone apps. If it's entertainment, you're involved. 28 00:01:09,249 --> 00:01:10,238 Yes, of course I am. 29 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:11,305 And you call it... 30 00:01:11,718 --> 00:01:12,844 Entertainment 7Twenty. 31 00:01:12,919 --> 00:01:14,443 No! 32 00:01:14,521 --> 00:01:15,545 Why? Why? 33 00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:16,712 You gotta stop screaming. 34 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:19,417 I will, I just get excited. Why do we call it Entertainment 7Twenty? 35 00:01:19,492 --> 00:01:21,892 'Cause you're willing to go around the world twice 36 00:01:22,462 --> 00:01:23,451 for your clients. 37 00:01:23,596 --> 00:01:24,620 That is unbelievable! 38 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:26,130 But listen to me, listen to me. 39 00:01:26,232 --> 00:01:28,894 I'm gonna need you on my team to pull this off, all right? 40 00:01:28,968 --> 00:01:30,435 I can't do this without you. 41 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:33,800 I don't know, man. I can't. I'd have to quit my job. 42 00:01:33,907 --> 00:01:35,238 Okay, I'll do it without you. 43 00:01:55,795 --> 00:01:57,456 I have some very important news 44 00:01:57,597 --> 00:01:59,292 about our favorite mini-horse, Li'I Sebastian. 45 00:01:59,365 --> 00:02:02,391 Yay! Li'I Sebastian! 46 00:02:02,468 --> 00:02:03,662 He died last night. 47 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,135 No. 48 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:08,663 But we can take comfort in the fact that he is in heaven now, 49 00:02:08,741 --> 00:02:11,232 doing the two things he loves doing the most. 50 00:02:11,311 --> 00:02:13,643 Eating carrots and urinating freely. 51 00:02:13,947 --> 00:02:17,212 When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half-mast, 52 00:02:17,283 --> 00:02:19,717 I thought, " All right. 53 00:02:19,786 --> 00:02:21,754 "Another bureaucrat ate it." 54 00:02:22,922 --> 00:02:25,447 But then I found out it was Li'I Sebastian. 55 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:27,623 Half-mast is too high. 56 00:02:28,328 --> 00:02:30,228 Show some damned respect. 57 00:02:30,396 --> 00:02:32,057 Because of all he's done for the town, 58 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:34,998 we are gonna be holding a small memorial service for him. 59 00:02:35,068 --> 00:02:36,057 But for now, 60 00:02:36,135 --> 00:02:39,593 I think we should bow our heads in a moment of silence. 61 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:59,385 I got it, thank you. 62 00:03:02,161 --> 00:03:06,791 It's times like this, when someone, or some horse, passes, 63 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:10,032 that you really take stock of your life. 64 00:03:10,136 --> 00:03:12,104 You look around you, and you start to realize 65 00:03:12,171 --> 00:03:14,332 what it is that you truly care about. 66 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:17,175 For Li'I Sebastian, I imagine it was 67 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:19,744 good fresh oats, a trough of water, 68 00:03:20,446 --> 00:03:23,472 and a willing sexual partner. Or non-willing. 69 00:03:23,549 --> 00:03:26,484 He was a horse, so I think they had to do it either way. 70 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:28,409 Hey... 71 00:03:31,224 --> 00:03:32,248 Hey, Ann, how's it going? 72 00:03:32,325 --> 00:03:35,055 You don't have to pretend. I know you're supposed to meet Leslie here. 73 00:03:35,128 --> 00:03:37,722 But I'm also curious about how it's going. 74 00:03:37,964 --> 00:03:39,795 Mmm-hmm. Leslie's busy, she's working on 75 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,458 the Li'I Sebastian memorial service. 76 00:03:41,534 --> 00:03:44,560 But you know what? She did give me this note to give to you, 77 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:47,105 and she also wanted me to kiss you deeply, 78 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:49,141 which I'm going to have to pass on. Okay. 79 00:03:49,275 --> 00:03:51,573 I really like my new part-time job here. 80 00:03:51,644 --> 00:03:53,043 My office mate moved down the hall 81 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:55,478 so I have this whole room just for me. 82 00:03:55,815 --> 00:03:58,215 And Ben and Leslie, who secretly meet here... 83 00:03:59,018 --> 00:04:00,747 forty times a day. 84 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:06,424 She drew a kiss monster 85 00:04:06,492 --> 00:04:07,686 on the note. 86 00:04:08,628 --> 00:04:09,617 Yeah. 87 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:12,896 Look, you guys are totally welcome to use my office, 88 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:16,298 just don't do anything on my desk. 89 00:04:16,869 --> 00:04:18,803 Oh, we don't... You know. 90 00:04:19,405 --> 00:04:20,963 We just like to work in the same place, 91 00:04:21,107 --> 00:04:22,699 and then we talk and hold hands. 92 00:04:22,775 --> 00:04:24,902 Yuck, that's somehow worse. 93 00:04:24,977 --> 00:04:27,036 Yeah, it sounded bad when I said it. 94 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,444 From now on, we stop mourning Li'I Sebastian's death, 95 00:04:30,516 --> 00:04:32,177 and we start celebrating his life. 96 00:04:32,985 --> 00:04:35,180 That's what he would have wanted. - Amen. 97 00:04:36,189 --> 00:04:39,647 We need to send that glorious beast into the great beyond 98 00:04:39,726 --> 00:04:42,786 with a display that rivals the Super Bowl half-time show. 99 00:04:44,397 --> 00:04:46,592 Also, the budget is $600. 100 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:48,725 So maintenance is gonna set up the stage. 101 00:04:48,801 --> 00:04:51,065 Ron will be laying the ceremonial wreath. 102 00:04:51,371 --> 00:04:54,898 Leslie, there's a 13th century Italian poem by Dante Alighieri 103 00:04:55,007 --> 00:04:56,998 that would be very appropriate. 104 00:04:57,076 --> 00:04:58,941 Oh, Jerry, that sounds wonderful. 105 00:04:59,011 --> 00:05:01,411 Okay, Andy, I need you to write a memorial song. 106 00:05:01,481 --> 00:05:04,712 Something like Candle in the Wind, but 5,000 times better. 107 00:05:04,784 --> 00:05:07,480 Easy. Hey, if you want a song from Andy Dwyer, 108 00:05:07,553 --> 00:05:09,043 lead singer of Mouse Rat, you should know 109 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:11,181 he doesn't get out of bed for less than $1,000. 110 00:05:11,257 --> 00:05:13,521 Well, he sleeps on a futon, so we can give him 50 bucks. 111 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:15,118 Sold. 112 00:05:15,194 --> 00:05:18,527 Okay, here is a memo with some facts about Li'I Sebastian. 113 00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:20,856 I think you'll find yours particularly interesting. 114 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:25,998 It's just a list of facts. What? 115 00:05:26,072 --> 00:05:28,506 Okay, mine says, "You have a cute butt." 116 00:05:30,009 --> 00:05:31,840 That's weird. Must be a typo. 117 00:05:31,911 --> 00:05:33,173 Yeah, Jerry, it's probably a typo, 118 00:05:33,246 --> 00:05:35,373 because it probably should've said, "You have a cube butt." 119 00:05:36,516 --> 00:05:37,505 'Cause your butt's shaped like a cube. 120 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:38,607 Yeah. 121 00:05:38,684 --> 00:05:41,380 The question is, why is my memo different than everyone else's? 122 00:05:44,056 --> 00:05:45,683 Cube butt, cube butt. 123 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:47,783 Cube butt, cube butt. 124 00:05:53,966 --> 00:05:55,957 Well, the good news is this is just tendonitis. 125 00:05:56,035 --> 00:05:57,696 How is that good news? 126 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:59,362 The other option was shoulder cancer. 127 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:01,163 Really? No. 128 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,674 Look, you exercise a lot. You're in great shape. 129 00:06:03,743 --> 00:06:06,109 Little things like this happen with men of your age. 130 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:07,271 Men of my age? 131 00:06:07,346 --> 00:06:08,779 How old do you think I am? 132 00:06:08,848 --> 00:06:10,008 Forty-two. 133 00:06:10,883 --> 00:06:13,647 I am 44, and I plan to live to be 150. 134 00:06:13,886 --> 00:06:14,944 Okay. 135 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,818 So. What's the cure? 136 00:06:17,023 --> 00:06:19,583 Get a time machine. Go back to being 20. 137 00:06:19,659 --> 00:06:24,221 Dr. Harris, you are literally the meanest person I have ever met. 138 00:06:24,497 --> 00:06:27,864 Okay, all the permits cleared for the horse funeral. 139 00:06:28,468 --> 00:06:30,197 What was that tone? What? 140 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:32,126 Oh, nothing. 141 00:06:32,572 --> 00:06:34,665 I'm very sad about this. 142 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:36,640 Question! Who's a genius? 143 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,040 Answer, Tom Haverford. 144 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,374 Reason, Jean-Ralphio just started 145 00:06:40,446 --> 00:06:42,471 an exclusive, high-end production company, 146 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:45,278 and he's willing to put on Li'I Sebastian's memorial service 147 00:06:45,351 --> 00:06:47,478 pro bono, just for the pub. 148 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:51,380 Pub is an abbreviation for publicity. 149 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:54,088 Jean-Ralphio is a clown. 150 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,526 This is the memorial for Li'I Sebastian, 151 00:06:56,596 --> 00:06:58,791 not double-coupon night at a strip club. 152 00:06:58,865 --> 00:07:01,390 First off, double-coupon night is an incredible value. 153 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,658 Secondly, this guy just started a business. 154 00:07:03,736 --> 00:07:05,567 He's my friend. It would really help him out. 155 00:07:05,638 --> 00:07:08,869 Plus, I'm gonna oversee everything and make sure it goes great. 156 00:07:09,809 --> 00:07:11,504 Okay, Tom, we trust you. 157 00:07:11,577 --> 00:07:12,601 Make us proud. 158 00:07:12,912 --> 00:07:14,436 Make him proud. 159 00:07:16,048 --> 00:07:18,141 Why don't you just Photoshop that out? 160 00:07:20,419 --> 00:07:22,148 Hi, Ann Perkins. Hi. 161 00:07:22,221 --> 00:07:23,984 How are you? I'm dying. 162 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:25,482 What? 163 00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:27,258 Tendonitis. Oh. 164 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:30,221 I don't know if you should lead with "I'm dying." 165 00:07:30,596 --> 00:07:32,928 You're right, you're right. So. 166 00:07:32,999 --> 00:07:34,057 What's up with you? 167 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:37,728 I'm just helping Leslie plan Li'I Sebastian's memorial service. 168 00:07:38,971 --> 00:07:41,633 Li'I Sebastian died? That's terrible. 169 00:07:41,707 --> 00:07:45,768 Yeah, well, he was old, and he had a lot of ailments. 170 00:07:45,845 --> 00:07:46,869 Like tendonitis? 171 00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:47,935 I don't know. 172 00:07:48,014 --> 00:07:49,572 I don't have his chart in front of me. 173 00:07:49,649 --> 00:07:51,412 Could you get it? 174 00:07:51,484 --> 00:07:53,577 What? No... There's no chart. 175 00:07:53,653 --> 00:07:55,052 Oh, my God. 176 00:07:55,821 --> 00:07:57,311 Death is inescapable. 177 00:07:58,691 --> 00:08:00,625 Goodbye, Ann Perkins. 178 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:06,323 Okay, so I'm meeting him in a few minutes. How do I look? 179 00:08:06,599 --> 00:08:07,691 What are you going for? 180 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,860 Sophisticated with a hint of slutty. 181 00:08:09,936 --> 00:08:11,335 Bulls-eye. 182 00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:13,338 So nice to see you so happy about a guy. 183 00:08:13,472 --> 00:08:15,702 Thanks. I don't know. When I look at my life right now, 184 00:08:15,775 --> 00:08:18,107 it feels almost perfect. 185 00:08:18,277 --> 00:08:20,177 I mean, we have to sneak around, 186 00:08:20,246 --> 00:08:22,680 but weirdly, it's kind of fun that nobody knows. 187 00:08:22,782 --> 00:08:23,942 I could see that. 188 00:08:24,016 --> 00:08:25,608 Enough about me. How's Ann? 189 00:08:25,685 --> 00:08:27,448 I'm pretty happy right now, generally. 190 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:30,754 Although I did see Chris today. He always just throws me off. 191 00:08:30,823 --> 00:08:32,654 I don't want to talk about Chris. Every time I hear his name, 192 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:34,750 I think about the fact that he's gonna find out about me and Ben, 193 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,089 and he's gonna fire both of us. 194 00:08:37,463 --> 00:08:39,727 And about how much he hurt you. 195 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:40,993 Yeah, there you go. Yeah. 196 00:08:49,108 --> 00:08:50,632 Hello, Leslie. 197 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:52,701 How long have you been sleeping with Ben? 198 00:08:56,415 --> 00:08:57,609 What? 199 00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,514 How long have you been sleeping with Ben? 200 00:08:59,952 --> 00:09:01,647 That's disgusting and wrong. 201 00:09:01,721 --> 00:09:03,484 I don't even get... Why would... I... 202 00:09:03,556 --> 00:09:05,581 I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. 203 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:06,886 It's none of your... 204 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:10,019 You have the nerve, the audacity... 205 00:09:10,329 --> 00:09:12,229 Ben is my boss, technically. 206 00:09:12,298 --> 00:09:14,664 And he is terrible, facewise. 207 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,999 And how... How do I know, frankly, 208 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:19,094 that you're not sleeping with him? 209 00:09:19,171 --> 00:09:21,662 Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. 210 00:09:21,741 --> 00:09:23,072 Hmm. Check and mate. 211 00:09:25,177 --> 00:09:27,771 This is an outrage! Who do I call? 212 00:09:27,847 --> 00:09:29,815 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. 213 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:32,578 Hey, Ron. Listen, you're just who I was looking for. 214 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:34,984 Are you... Did you forget the... 215 00:09:35,955 --> 00:09:37,616 Did you... Can I get that thing? 216 00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:39,180 Can we just... 217 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:40,350 Did you bring it? 218 00:09:40,426 --> 00:09:42,291 This isn't convincing. 219 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:45,658 How did you find out? 220 00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,494 We've worked together for a while now. 221 00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:49,261 I'd like to think I know you pretty well. 222 00:09:49,735 --> 00:09:52,226 Plus, Ben butt-dialed me last night. 223 00:09:52,838 --> 00:09:56,934 Okay, okay. And this is how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss. 224 00:09:58,544 --> 00:10:00,842 Whoa. Eleanor likes the tongue. 225 00:10:01,313 --> 00:10:03,543 Hey, show me Pelosi again. 226 00:10:03,616 --> 00:10:05,140 Okay, lay down. 227 00:10:05,651 --> 00:10:08,484 Please tell me you hung up before Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 228 00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:09,646 Unfortunately not. 229 00:10:10,823 --> 00:10:12,757 This is a scandal waiting to happen. 230 00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:15,658 If you get caught, which you clearly will, 231 00:10:16,762 --> 00:10:18,423 Chris will fire you. 232 00:10:18,898 --> 00:10:20,559 And I won't be able to stop him. 233 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,760 Ron, we're being very careful. 234 00:10:23,602 --> 00:10:26,435 Oh, President Reagan, my blazer popped open. 235 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:29,872 Well, Maggie Thatcher, let me help you with that. 236 00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:32,570 It's gonna be a bumpy ride to this summit meeting. 237 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:34,306 Our countries have had a very... Okay. 238 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,813 Yes. special relationship... 239 00:10:35,881 --> 00:10:36,905 Oh, no! 240 00:10:36,982 --> 00:10:37,971 You've proven your point. 241 00:10:38,484 --> 00:10:41,612 In my heart, I'm sad you had to die. 242 00:10:41,687 --> 00:10:46,454 Li'I horse, spread your wings and learn to fly. 243 00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:47,617 Horses don't fly. 244 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,852 That's why I'm telling him, 245 00:10:49,495 --> 00:10:51,463 "learn to fly." 246 00:10:52,665 --> 00:10:54,929 Come on, help me. There's a lot riding on this. 247 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,400 This is what Li'I Sebastian's gonna listen to in horsey heaven. 248 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:59,199 Okay, let me hear your favorite one so far. 249 00:11:00,005 --> 00:11:03,941 You're a champion little horse 250 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,902 And you're dead 251 00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:10,212 You're the champion of death 252 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,182 You're the champion of death 253 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:16,012 Maybe try to do one 254 00:11:16,088 --> 00:11:17,817 without the word "dead" so much. 255 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,482 Or "death" or "you're dead." 256 00:11:19,558 --> 00:11:21,185 See? You're helping me already. 257 00:11:21,961 --> 00:11:24,987 So the only people that know are my mom, Ann, and Ron. 258 00:11:25,131 --> 00:11:26,428 And they're not gonna say anything. 259 00:11:26,499 --> 00:11:28,558 Right. Just no more fooling around at work. 260 00:11:29,869 --> 00:11:30,995 Okay, yeah. We can't. 261 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,664 Well, I mean, you know, a situation could arise 262 00:11:33,739 --> 00:11:36,003 where you do something good, 263 00:11:36,075 --> 00:11:37,474 and I congratulate you. 264 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:39,807 Like, with a professional hug. 265 00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:42,142 You know, kind of like this, 266 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:44,576 "Oh, congratulations." 267 00:11:45,017 --> 00:11:46,211 That feels appropriate. Yeah. 268 00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:48,048 Yeah, I mean, I think we can get away with that 269 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,816 as long as we don't do stuff like this. 270 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,714 Hey, lovebirds. 271 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:54,520 What do I do with this? 272 00:11:57,329 --> 00:11:59,126 You can just leave it there. Okay. 273 00:12:00,499 --> 00:12:03,059 So my mom, Ron, Ann, and that guy. 274 00:12:07,606 --> 00:12:08,664 For the memorial ribbons? 275 00:12:08,741 --> 00:12:10,265 No doubt. Which one floats your penis? 276 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:12,503 They're all black. 277 00:12:15,014 --> 00:12:16,447 Maybe to the layman, Jerry. 278 00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:20,178 Obsidian, onyx, midnight, lost soul, rolling blackout, 279 00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:22,482 sleeping panther, and void by Armani. 280 00:12:22,822 --> 00:12:24,414 Hey, Jerry, does this look black to you, too? 281 00:12:30,496 --> 00:12:31,485 Ann. 282 00:12:32,064 --> 00:12:33,793 So glad I found you. 283 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,929 Can I talk to you for a minute? 284 00:12:36,135 --> 00:12:37,466 Um, okay. 285 00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:42,170 I need to ask you a question, 286 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:44,640 and if you're uncomfortable answering it right now, 287 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:48,806 you can take some time and think about it. That would be okay. 288 00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:50,971 Okay. 289 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,617 Is tendonitis symptomatic of something larger? 290 00:12:55,354 --> 00:12:58,221 Really, that's the question you wanted to ask me? 291 00:12:58,324 --> 00:12:59,484 I'm just very worried. 292 00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:01,583 I'm not sure that this doctor's been properly trained. 293 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:05,221 You know what, Chris? I'm sorry, but I'm not your nurse, 294 00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:07,697 and I'm not your girlfriend and... 295 00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:10,462 I thought I was twice, and I was wrong, 296 00:13:10,836 --> 00:13:11,825 which was embarrassing. 297 00:13:11,904 --> 00:13:15,237 I'm just not ready to be your friend. 298 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:17,872 Of course. I'm sorry. 299 00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:21,874 I do hope we can be friends before I die. 300 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:28,486 Hi, friend. Hey. 301 00:13:28,554 --> 00:13:29,543 Hey. Hey. 302 00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:32,284 What you saw was not what you think it is. 303 00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:36,055 I was just congratulating her because she got some good news. 304 00:13:36,161 --> 00:13:37,355 Oh, right. Yeah. 305 00:13:37,429 --> 00:13:40,364 We were both kind of up for this thing, this really... 306 00:13:40,432 --> 00:13:42,832 I won the MacArthur Genius Grant. 307 00:13:43,168 --> 00:13:44,192 Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,931 Yeah, so that's what the hug was all about. 309 00:13:46,505 --> 00:13:48,632 Sure. Congratulations. 310 00:13:48,707 --> 00:13:50,038 Thank you. Hey, you know what? 311 00:13:50,109 --> 00:13:51,337 We'll cover your duties here. 312 00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:52,775 You should just take the rest of the day off. 313 00:13:52,845 --> 00:13:54,540 Oh, that's a good idea. You should do that 314 00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:56,444 and you should get a massage. 315 00:13:56,515 --> 00:14:00,713 I have a gift certificate, actually. My mom gave it to me for you. 316 00:14:00,786 --> 00:14:01,946 Oh, my God. Yes! 317 00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:04,455 That's so nice. 318 00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:06,753 Okay. Well, thanks. 319 00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:09,990 Thank you. And thank you for your discretion. 320 00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:11,854 You got it. 321 00:14:12,598 --> 00:14:14,395 It was great to see you, George. Yes. 322 00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:20,496 Welcome, everyone. 323 00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:22,767 Sebastian may have been li'I, 324 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:26,339 but his impact on this town and the Parks Department 325 00:14:26,412 --> 00:14:28,243 was anything but li'I. 326 00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:33,451 I would like to introduce his owners, Michael and Elizabeth Stone 327 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:36,545 and two of his closest friends. 328 00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,180 Cue music and lights, and... 329 00:14:38,257 --> 00:14:40,157 Go Ladybug, go Coconut. 330 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:47,255 Coconut and Ladybug both in position. 331 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,166 Not only was Coconut a friend, 332 00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:51,532 but she was also a lover. 333 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:54,003 Our deepest sympathy is with you. 334 00:14:54,306 --> 00:14:56,831 Coconut just took a dump on the stage. We gotta clean that up. 335 00:14:56,909 --> 00:14:59,275 Code red. Coconut just took a dump onstage. 336 00:15:00,212 --> 00:15:01,474 Hey, Leslie. 337 00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:03,947 The maintenance guy bailed on us. No one knows where he is. 338 00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:05,381 He had the fuel for the eternal flame. 339 00:15:05,451 --> 00:15:07,783 No way. That guy left? What a... 340 00:15:07,853 --> 00:15:09,411 Okay. Start the video presentation. 341 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:10,921 I'll deal with it. All right. 342 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,651 Jerry, I need you to go get some propane. 343 00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:13,714 No, what about my poem? 344 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,589 No one wants you to read a poem, okay, Jerry? 345 00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:16,992 What everyone wants, 346 00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:19,489 what Li'I Sebastian wants, 347 00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:21,362 is for you to get propane. 348 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,261 Fine. I'll do it for Li'I Sebastian. 349 00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:28,436 Now we have a special presentation, 350 00:15:28,507 --> 00:15:31,271 courtesy of the folks at Entertainment 7Twenty. 351 00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:33,440 Hope you brought a change of clothes. 352 00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:36,577 'Cause your eyes are about to piss tears. 353 00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:38,744 You nasty. 354 00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:47,289 Who are we? 355 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:51,021 Where are we going in life? 356 00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:54,798 What is the meaning of all of this? 357 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:59,501 These are questions Li'I Sebastian never had to answer 358 00:15:59,571 --> 00:16:00,936 because he was a horse. 359 00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:05,769 Instead, he just brought us joy and happiness. 360 00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:07,777 And isn't that the point? 361 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:10,379 You gotta join the company. I'm the bank. You're the money. 362 00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:13,281 I know, J, but it'd be a big leap. 363 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:14,876 And I will take that leap with you. 364 00:16:14,953 --> 00:16:16,784 I'm Thelma, you're Louise. 365 00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:19,682 You can't die full of regret. 366 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:22,386 Why don't you live your life like that cow from the video? 367 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:23,826 He was a horse. Yeah. 368 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,454 Because he followed his dreams. 369 00:16:26,532 --> 00:16:28,932 There was no obstacle too large. 370 00:16:29,935 --> 00:16:31,630 No mountain too high. 371 00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:33,666 No valley too low. 372 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,967 Li'l Sebastian had a long life, filled with wonder. 373 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:40,942 Good night, Li'l Sebastian. 374 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:42,173 Forever. 375 00:16:47,786 --> 00:16:51,483 We'd like to encourage everyone to buy our merchandise. 376 00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:55,857 All the proceeds will go towards Li'I Sebastian's favorite charity, 377 00:16:56,395 --> 00:16:58,022 the Afghan Institute of Learning. 378 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:01,490 Next, we have a special musical tribute 379 00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,364 by Mr. Andy Dwyer. 380 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:08,035 What's 5,000 times better than a candle in the wind? 381 00:17:08,107 --> 00:17:12,567 This song is called 5,000 Candles in the Wind. 382 00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:18,581 Up in horsey heaven 383 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,345 Here's the thing 384 00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:27,355 You trade your legs for angel's wings 385 00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:33,395 And once we've all said goodbye 386 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:41,436 You take a running leap and you learn to fly 387 00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:46,735 Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian 388 00:17:48,647 --> 00:17:54,313 I miss you in the saddest fashion 389 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:59,680 Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian 390 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:06,156 You're 5,000 candles in the wind 391 00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:10,992 Hey, 392 00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:13,299 why is Perd Hapley unveiling the memorial stone? 393 00:18:13,372 --> 00:18:15,431 Because Joe from sewage had to hand out the armbands, 394 00:18:15,507 --> 00:18:16,872 and Perd had to fill in for Mortenson, 395 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:18,374 and Mortenson had to fill in for Howser. 396 00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:19,705 Okay, well, why couldn't Donna do it? 397 00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:21,803 Because Donna's reading Jerry's Italian poem. 398 00:18:27,052 --> 00:18:28,212 This is sort of a mess. 399 00:18:28,287 --> 00:18:29,549 No, it's okay, we're... 400 00:18:29,688 --> 00:18:30,985 What the hell, Leslie? 401 00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:33,524 I thought I was supposed to lay the ceremonial wreath. 402 00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:35,584 Why is Councilman Howser doing it? 403 00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:37,629 Because you are doing 404 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:39,419 something better. 405 00:18:39,498 --> 00:18:42,228 You are lighting the memorial flame, 406 00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,235 which is the greatest honor of all. 407 00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,203 Oh, my God. Ron, congratulations. 408 00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:48,171 I saved it for you, Ron. 409 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:50,236 Who caught you guys? 410 00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:52,304 A very nosy maintenance worker, 411 00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:54,402 and we talked to him, and now we're all friends, 412 00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:56,276 and he's not gonna tell on us. It's totally fine. 413 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,373 I think if you would know one thing about me, 414 00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:02,250 it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches. 415 00:19:03,355 --> 00:19:05,687 I have cried twice in my life. 416 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,656 Once when I was seven, 417 00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:09,455 and I was hit by a school bus. 418 00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:14,293 And then again when I heard that Li'I Sebastian had passed. 419 00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:17,759 His memory will live on, 420 00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:20,032 as today we light a fire 421 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:22,802 that will burn on for eternity. 422 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:27,110 Okay, deep breath. I think we got through it. 423 00:19:27,179 --> 00:19:28,271 Thank God. Yeah. 424 00:19:28,347 --> 00:19:30,941 Hey, Jerry, you put propane in the eternal flame, right? 425 00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:32,313 No, they were out. 426 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:35,012 So I just got a big thing of lighter fluid. It's kind of the same thing. 427 00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:39,448 Huh? Oh! 428 00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:42,818 We planned that! Wow, wow! 429 00:19:43,729 --> 00:19:44,991 We planned that. 430 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,392 Yay! 431 00:19:50,502 --> 00:19:53,027 Please, Ron, I am very sorry. 432 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,197 I guess I put too much fuel in the torch. 433 00:19:56,441 --> 00:19:59,535 Oh, I don't know, Jerry. I think you're being hard on yourself. 434 00:19:59,611 --> 00:20:02,808 Ron, are you mad at me? 'Cause without eyebrows, I can't really tell. 435 00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:05,881 Ron Swanson loves his facial hair. 436 00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,215 And we burned it off. 437 00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:11,713 This thing that we're doing, it's unsustainable. 438 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:12,848 What, you want to break up? 439 00:20:12,924 --> 00:20:13,913 What? No. I like you. 440 00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:14,981 Well, then... 441 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,118 You want to tell Chris. 442 00:20:16,194 --> 00:20:17,627 What? No. I like my job. 443 00:20:17,696 --> 00:20:19,129 Well, then, what do we do? 444 00:20:19,197 --> 00:20:21,062 Okay, operation shutdown. 445 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,328 No more secret hand-holding. 446 00:20:23,402 --> 00:20:25,597 No more smooching in Ann's office. 447 00:20:25,671 --> 00:20:28,196 In fact, when we're at work, we just shouldn't talk to each other at all. 448 00:20:28,273 --> 00:20:31,242 Okay, well, that's gonna be really hard, and we could still get fired. 449 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:35,144 I know. But it's worth the risk if I can be with you. 450 00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:37,040 All right. 451 00:20:37,115 --> 00:20:38,582 Well, then, I'm in. 452 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:39,639 What are you doing? Are you kidding me? 453 00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:41,481 I'm sorry. No, it's force of habit. 454 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:42,780 So what do I do, Ron? 455 00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:45,914 Do I stay here or roll the dice with Jean-Ralphio? 456 00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,754 I can't tell you what to do. Go with your gut. 457 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:53,559 My gut's really small. It's easily irritated. I need someone to guide me. 458 00:20:53,632 --> 00:20:55,395 You have no interest in government work, 459 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:58,834 and you slow everything down with your selfish attitude. 460 00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:02,064 I'd love for you to stick around, Tommy. 461 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,631 It'll be damn hard to replace you. 462 00:21:05,143 --> 00:21:06,804 But I'll support you either way. 463 00:21:06,878 --> 00:21:09,608 Two of my lovers in one place. What a coincidence. 464 00:21:10,982 --> 00:21:12,040 Tammy. 465 00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:13,482 Hello, Ron. 466 00:21:14,386 --> 00:21:16,081 Ooh, what happened here? 467 00:21:16,154 --> 00:21:19,555 And more importantly, does the carpet match the face? 468 00:21:19,624 --> 00:21:22,286 If you're looking for trouble, take it somewhere else. 469 00:21:22,361 --> 00:21:26,127 An hour ago, a giant fireball consumed my entire face. 470 00:21:26,431 --> 00:21:29,400 And it was far preferable to spending another second with you. 471 00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:32,369 Tell that to your pants-tent. 472 00:21:33,338 --> 00:21:35,499 It's just the way I'm standing. 473 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:38,539 Go back to the library, where you belong. 474 00:21:41,646 --> 00:21:42,908 Hey, Glenn. 475 00:21:42,981 --> 00:21:44,005 Wanna dance? 476 00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:45,173 No, I'm okay. 477 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:46,911 Just one dance? 478 00:21:46,985 --> 00:21:48,350 No. With mommy? 479 00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:56,756 You know, tendonitis is usually caused by overuse. 480 00:21:56,828 --> 00:21:58,921 Have you been working out more than usual? 481 00:21:59,264 --> 00:22:01,357 I did do 10,000 push-ups last week. 482 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,160 Oh, really. That might have something to do with it. 483 00:22:06,271 --> 00:22:08,296 You need to relax. You're in great shape. 484 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,834 For a 44-year-old. 485 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:11,667 Yeah. That's how old you are, man. 486 00:22:13,278 --> 00:22:15,439 You're right. I've been overreacting. 487 00:22:15,714 --> 00:22:17,113 I don't like thinking about death. 488 00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:19,844 Death is the opposite of... 489 00:22:21,186 --> 00:22:22,778 Being alive? 490 00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:25,053 Exactly. 491 00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:26,556 Look at us. 492 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:27,614 Talking like friends. 493 00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:28,783 Yeah. 494 00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:31,019 What the hell. Friends. 495 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:33,188 Ann Perkins. 496 00:22:33,265 --> 00:22:34,596 Chris Traeger. 497 00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:40,968 What's the point in doing 10,000 push-ups if you're gonna do them alone? 498 00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:44,634 I'd much rather do 5,000 push-ups with a wonderful woman. 499 00:22:45,644 --> 00:22:48,340 Sitting on my back to increase my resistance. 500 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:51,280 Copy of our new hit single, 5,000 Candles in the Wind, 501 00:22:51,349 --> 00:22:55,285 and the new full-length CD, The Awesome Album. 502 00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,184 Eighteen bucks each, $40 for the set. 503 00:22:57,789 --> 00:22:58,949 That doesn't add up. 504 00:22:59,691 --> 00:23:01,090 You don't add up. 505 00:23:01,626 --> 00:23:02,718 Okay. 506 00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:06,627 Honey, you are awesome at this. 507 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:07,926 Thanks. 508 00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:11,495 April, I need to ask you something, 509 00:23:11,570 --> 00:23:14,664 and it's the biggest thing I've ever asked anybody in my entire life. 510 00:23:15,106 --> 00:23:16,198 Honey, we're already married. 511 00:23:16,274 --> 00:23:18,742 No, this is way more important than that. 512 00:23:19,411 --> 00:23:21,003 April Ludgate, 513 00:23:21,313 --> 00:23:23,144 would you be my manager? 514 00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:25,180 Seriously? 515 00:23:25,784 --> 00:23:27,411 Okay. Yeah. 516 00:23:40,465 --> 00:23:41,796 Excuse me. 517 00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:44,097 Are you Leslie Knope? Yes. 518 00:23:44,169 --> 00:23:45,727 My name is William Barnes. 519 00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:47,237 Do you have a minute to talk? 520 00:23:47,305 --> 00:23:48,294 Sure. 521 00:23:48,373 --> 00:23:50,398 We really enjoyed the service. 522 00:23:50,475 --> 00:23:53,000 That fireball was truly amazing. 523 00:23:53,078 --> 00:23:54,739 I'm glad. 'Cause it was planned. 524 00:23:54,813 --> 00:23:57,043 And you were also responsible for the Harvest Festival, correct? 525 00:23:57,115 --> 00:23:59,106 Well, a lot of people contributed to that. 526 00:23:59,184 --> 00:24:01,812 You don't have to be modest. We know it was you. 527 00:24:01,887 --> 00:24:03,081 You did an amazing job. 528 00:24:03,221 --> 00:24:04,449 Thank you. 529 00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:06,991 We are part of a group that tries to identify 530 00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:10,687 potential candidates for political office here in town. 531 00:24:10,762 --> 00:24:12,821 And we think that you might fit the bill. 532 00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:16,222 Oh. 533 00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:17,726 Wow. 534 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:20,202 Which office in particular? 535 00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:24,003 Well, there are a couple city council seats we think are vulnerable. 536 00:24:24,075 --> 00:24:26,942 And the mayor's term is up next year. 537 00:24:28,413 --> 00:24:30,176 All we need to know right now is 538 00:24:30,248 --> 00:24:32,876 are you theoretically interested in running for office? 539 00:24:32,951 --> 00:24:34,475 Absotootly, I am. 540 00:24:34,553 --> 00:24:36,521 Very sorry that I just used that word. 541 00:24:36,588 --> 00:24:38,681 But yes. I just... 542 00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,889 I've dreamed about this moment for a long time. 543 00:24:43,461 --> 00:24:45,258 Guess I'll be heading home. 544 00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:47,958 Catching the number 12 bus to Satan's butthole? 545 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:50,968 Actually, I prefer the number 69 train 546 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:52,435 to Humpsville station. 547 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:54,198 Red alert, Swanson. 548 00:24:54,272 --> 00:24:56,103 Your ex-wife is back. 549 00:24:56,174 --> 00:24:57,607 No kidding, Donna. 550 00:24:57,676 --> 00:25:00,509 Not her. The other ex-wife. 551 00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:04,309 Tammy One. 552 00:25:04,382 --> 00:25:06,179 She's in your office. 553 00:25:13,058 --> 00:25:14,116 Would I have to quit my job? 554 00:25:14,192 --> 00:25:16,285 Well, that's a long way off. 555 00:25:16,361 --> 00:25:17,794 Of course. But listen. 556 00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:20,693 When you run, even in a local election, 557 00:25:20,765 --> 00:25:22,665 your life becomes an open book. 558 00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:24,964 So if you so much as stiff a waiter on his tip 559 00:25:25,036 --> 00:25:29,200 or use a government stamp for personal mail, it will come out. 560 00:25:29,274 --> 00:25:30,901 So before we go any further, 561 00:25:30,976 --> 00:25:32,102 I need you to tell me, 562 00:25:32,711 --> 00:25:34,144 is there a scandal out there? 563 00:25:34,212 --> 00:25:38,410 Is there anything at all you need to tell us about your life? 564 00:25:42,921 --> 00:25:44,013 Nope. 565 00:25:44,956 --> 00:25:46,082 All right. 566 00:25:46,157 --> 00:25:48,125 Well, we'll be in touch. 567 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:08,201 Yeah, I think we can do that for a million. 568 00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:10,247 Okay, we'll talk soon. 569 00:26:10,315 --> 00:26:11,805 There was no one on the other end of that phone call, 570 00:26:11,883 --> 00:26:13,441 but soon there will be. 571 00:26:13,518 --> 00:26:15,884 Welcome to the Dreamatorium, 572 00:26:15,954 --> 00:26:18,787 A.K.A. the headquarters of Entertainment 7Twenty. 573 00:26:18,857 --> 00:26:20,415 It's only two blocks away from City Hall, 574 00:26:20,558 --> 00:26:22,116 but it's a whole new world over here. 575 00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:25,763 We got a pool table, a ping-pong table, a lounge area, 576 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:27,422 a couch with a ceiling on it, 577 00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,831 in-house DJ. DJ Blunt. 578 00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:31,163 And best of all, 579 00:26:31,236 --> 00:26:34,797 former NBA superstar Detlef Schrempf is on retainer. 580 00:26:34,873 --> 00:26:36,204 What's up, Detlef? 581 00:26:36,307 --> 00:26:39,242 Hey, Jean-Ralphio, who's sitting in my clear purple desk? 582 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:40,402 What? 583 00:26:40,545 --> 00:26:41,671 Who's this person? 584 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,711 Are you talking about this little sweetie right here? 585 00:26:46,785 --> 00:26:48,810 Yeah. That is our new assistant, Tessa. 586 00:26:48,887 --> 00:26:52,186 I saw her sweating real sexy on the StairMaster at Bally's. 587 00:26:52,257 --> 00:26:56,125 I need petty cash. My iPhone cover's gross and I need to get a new one. 588 00:26:56,261 --> 00:26:57,489 Get it to match your personality. 589 00:26:57,629 --> 00:26:58,857 Petty cash, money bowl. Go diving. 590 00:26:59,798 --> 00:27:00,787 Gross. 591 00:27:00,899 --> 00:27:03,333 Why do we keep our petty cash in a clear plastic toilet bowl? 592 00:27:03,401 --> 00:27:04,868 I don't know, maybe 'cause we're... 593 00:27:04,936 --> 00:27:08,394 Flush with cash 594 00:27:08,773 --> 00:27:11,401 So, Tom, what does this business do, again? 595 00:27:11,543 --> 00:27:14,603 It's a multimedia entertainment production conglomerate. 596 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,640 I don't know, man. You have a lot of overhead here. 597 00:27:17,716 --> 00:27:19,479 Ever thought about scaling back a bit 598 00:27:19,617 --> 00:27:21,380 and focusing on building your client base? 599 00:27:22,153 --> 00:27:23,484 Thanks a lot, Forbes magazine. 600 00:27:23,555 --> 00:27:25,785 But we didn't hire you to give us business advice. 601 00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:27,449 We hired you to look pretty and shoot baskets. 602 00:27:27,525 --> 00:27:28,890 So why don't you head over there and do your thing? 603 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,292 We want people to see you when they come in, Detlef. 604 00:27:31,563 --> 00:27:35,158 We may not have any clients yet, but we're about to blow up. 605 00:27:35,867 --> 00:27:38,131 First you set up the pond, then you reel in the fish. 606 00:27:38,203 --> 00:27:39,465 Big D, hit me! 607 00:27:39,604 --> 00:27:41,629 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 608 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,002 Come on. 609 00:27:43,108 --> 00:27:45,008 We're living the dream.