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- Oh, God.
- Hey, Boo-boo bear.

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What did you
just call me?

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- Boo-boo bear.
- Oh.

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It's one of several nicknames
I made up for you,

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and you can choose which one
you like best,

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'cause I want this
to be a give and take.

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Okay, we went out once,
and nothing happened.

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There is no "this."

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We have "cookie tush"...

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Wow, just
right out the gate.

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"Winnie the boo,"
"Lady presh-presh,"

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"Ann-Berry sauce,"
"Annie get your boo,"

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"Tommy's girl,"
"Annie banannie—"

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Hey!

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All right,
let's do this.

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What are you doing?

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Is this not
one of those?

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I might have misread the vibe.

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Oh, my God, dude, you have
to be cooler about this.

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Look, I told Leslie
because she's my best friend,

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but if anybody finds out
about this

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and they start jabbering,

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it's gonna make it
really hard to know

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if this is
actually anything,

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so just keep it
on the DL, okay?

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I feel like
you're embarrassed by me.

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That is accurate.

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Can I at least change
my Facebook status

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to "In a relationship"?

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Definitely not.

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"It's complicated"?

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Whatever.

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Am I in a relationship?

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It's complicated.

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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com

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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com

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Chief Trumple,
nice to see you.

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- Hi,
- Hey, Knope. Wyatt.

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Been a long time, eh, cap'n?
Or Captain.

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"Oh, Captain,
my Captain!"

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From Dead Poets' Society.

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- You getting weird already?
- Nope, I'm good.

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Pawnee's police chief
is retiring,

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and I'm trying to get
his endorsement before he goes.

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I'm really nervous because
I need this for my campaign.

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And Ben is really nervous
because he is afraid of cops.

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I'm not afraid of cops.
I have no reason to be.

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I never break any laws, ever...

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Because I'm deathly afraid
of cops.

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Look, Knope,
I've always liked you.

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But the Newports
run this town.

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And frankly,
they've donated

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a lot of money
to the department.

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Mo' money, mo' problems,
that's what I always say.

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How about "mo' money,
more protective kevlar vests"

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- that save lives"?
- I-I...

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Sometimes
I say that, too.

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I understand
you need to think about it,

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but if you were going to make
a decision—

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The guys are throwing me
a little retirement thing

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tonight at O'Flynnigans.

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There's gonna be beer.

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So why don't you swing by?
I'll give you an answer.

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Weirdo can come, too.

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- All right.
- Let's go.

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- Oh, hey, uh, may I say...
- Don't.

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- That the boys in blue...
- Stop.

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are heroes?

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Obviously some
more than others.

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Oh, boy,
here it comes.

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9/11.

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- And we're walking.
- Okay.

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Listen up, people.
This is very serious.

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Jerry, if you're eating,
you're not listening.

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Thanks, babe. I don't know
how many of you have heard,

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but there's a flesh-eating virus
going around.

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Yeah.

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It's called "music,"

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and there's only one way
to get a vaccine,

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and that is to play it.

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To play the—
you get an injection—

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Just say
your piece, son.

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I have finished writing
Leslie's campaign anthem.

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It's called Catch Your Dream,
and it's amazing.

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It's kind of like
We Are The World,

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except I actually think
it could have

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a real impact on society.

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Here's the thing—we need
backup singers, and I thought,

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"who better to be backup singers
than Leslie's campaign team?"

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Everyone's got something
they're in charge of

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for Leslie's campaign.

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My job is the song.

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She originally put me
in charge of hot dogs

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at this fund-raising barbecue,
and I dropped them all—

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all of them,
like a thousand,

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so I really want to do
a good job.

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So we're gonna
record this bitch tonight,

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6:00,
Doubletime Studio.

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Doubletime,
you said?

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Little brick building
over on Liondale Road?

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Yeah,
you know the one?

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No.

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You could not keep it together
in there.

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I know. I'm sorry.

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But I'm fine now,

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as long as we get out of here
as quickly as possible

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and never come back.

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Hey, Leslie!

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Oh!

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- Dave.
- Hey.

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- Oh, my God. Wow.
- Hey.

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You look great.

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San Diego sun...
Got me all tanned up.

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- So what are you—
oh, sorry.

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Um, Ben, this, uh—

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this is my—
this is Dave Sanderson.

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- Oh, hey.
- Nice to meet you.

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Uh, yes, uh, Leslie Knope
is a female person

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with whom I was involved.

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We had a romantic—
"romantical" involvement

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until I relocated
to San Diego,

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which is—
that's in California,

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which is southwest of here
by a number of miles.

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So we terminated our involvement
at that time.

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Are you here
for a while?

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No, just tonight,

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for the chief's
retirement thing.

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Oh, yeah, we're going
to that, too, actually,

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but we're gonna go
a little later,

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'cause first,
we're going to have dinner

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at a really nice
new French restaurant.

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Cool. I'm gonna go
to the gas station

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and get
a frozen burrito

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and eat it right there
at that table.

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Well, see you later.

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You should come
to dinner with us.

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Okay.

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I shouldn't have invited him.
I'm sorry.

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Oh, no, no—

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No, that's okay.

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I mean, I just feel like
it's kind of odd

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for me and him
to hang out with you.

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Honestly, if you want to just
go out with him alone,

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I'd be totally
okay with it.

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No, look,
he's here for one night.

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He's a really great guy,
and he's gonna love you,

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which—bonus—will make
all the other cops love you.

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Dave is a great person, and
he's a great judge of character.

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Tonight he's going
to endorse Ben,

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and Trumple is going
to endorse me.

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Double endorsement.

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Ooh, that sounds like
an Ashley Judd movie.

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Studio's down here.
Let's go.

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Hustle, people,
come on. Jerry...

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Ah.

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That's vandalism.

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I have a problem.

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This happens to be the studio
where a local saxophone legend

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named Duke Silver
records his albums.

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I've heard of him.

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I heard he makes mature women
swoon when he plays.

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From what I've heard
about Duke,

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he's kind of
a private guy.

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He doesn't want
his nosy coworkers

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discussing his music with him
or knowing that he exists.

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So, if you happen to see
any memorabilia laying around,

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kindly and discreetly
discard it.

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- You got it, Duke.
- Don't call me that.

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I dig
your groovy tunes, man.

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Did you hear me?

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I said, "I dig
your groovy tunes, man."

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Yo, Chuck,
we're going to go ahead

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and play and sing
at the same time.

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I want this to have the
electricity of a live concert.

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So we have to play it
perfectly every time?

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No, Burly,
play it "unperfectly."

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You mean imperfectly?

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I mean perfectly.

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- God, that was hot nonsense.
- Yeah.

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Hey, uh, can I have
a sip of that water?

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- Oh, sure.
- Thanks.

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That's sweet.

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The two of you
sharing a nice bottle of—

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- You told them.
- What?

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I asked you
for one thing.

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Fine. I told them
we went on a date.

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- When?
- As soon as I possibly could.

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I texted them
while we were on the date.

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- I'm sorry.

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But you are too hot
to hide, Ann.

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This is on you.

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Hey.

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When you two spoon,
who spoons who?

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Ben's doing an amazing job
as campaign manager.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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He's really smart.
You know, a campaign manager

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is only as good
as the campaign person

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that he is managing.

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So I'm trying to say
you're a real smart lady.

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Uh, you can say that again.

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If anything,
I'm holding her back.

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Aw, Ben.

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I said my thing first.

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Actually, that's why we were
at the police station today.

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We're trying to get
Chief Trumple's endorsement.

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Oh, yeah?
Hugh's a buddy of mine.

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I could probably
get him to endorse you.

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Oh, man,
that would be amazing.

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- Yeah.
- Thank you.

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Excuse me.
I'm gonna use the bathroom.

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Uh, you mean
"the whiz palace."

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Leslie calls it that
sometimes.

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I know.
It's kind of cute, right?

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Yeah, that's real cute.

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- So, how is San D—
- I'm still in love with you.

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- What did you just say?
- Nothing.

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I did—nuttin' was said.
Nuttin' was just now—

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Did you just say you were
still in love with me?

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No, I don't think
I said that.

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Dave, why would you
tell me that here and now?

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Because
it's accurate.

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And because
he's not here right now,

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so I thought
this would be a good time.

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Can I just please talk to you
about this for five minutes?

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No, you cannot bring
this up at all

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when my boyfriend is here.

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Okay, we'll get rid of him.
That's a good call.

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No, bad call.
That's not the call.

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Okay, if we leave now
while he's in the whiz palace...

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- No, listen to me.
Listen—

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Hey.

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Whizzingham manor.

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It's another funny name
for the bathroom...

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That I thought of.

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Was that a joke?

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Were you joking just now?
Because if so,

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that was hilarious... ly
awful... ly funny

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how bad that was.

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Why don't you take
15 minutes

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and really think
about whether or not

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you want to be
part of this?

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He's a gorgeous genius,
people.

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Don't question his methods.

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Tom, am I to understand
correctly that you are now

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romantically involved
with Ann Perkins?

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Tsk. Oh, are you
about to give me the whole

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"she's a great girl, I need
to treat her right" speech,

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- since you guys used to date?
- No.

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But she is,
and you should.

250
00:08:59,917 --> 00:09:04,048
I just had no idea,
and so now I have to...

251
00:09:04,082 --> 00:09:07,412
Adjust.

252
00:09:07,445 --> 00:09:10,358
Tsk.
Okay, great talk.

253
00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:12,376
Uh, how's work
out there, Dave?

254
00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,562
Pretty good.

255
00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:17,374
Caught a lot of bad guys,
about six bad guys.

256
00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:18,654
So you're leaving tomorrow?

257
00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,320
I'm scheduled
to leave tomorrow

258
00:09:20,337 --> 00:09:22,979
on the 12:15 flight
through Salt Lake City.

259
00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:24,997
Oh, it was so good
to see you.

260
00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:27,399
- But I may be coming back.
- How's that, now?

261
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:30,186
- Well, I'm mainly here
to interview for Trumple's job—

262
00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,108
- Police chief.
- Dude, that's amazing.

263
00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:34,943
You should totally be chief.
You could endorse Leslie.

264
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,593
I would definitely
endorse Leslie.

265
00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:37,650
You don't have to.

266
00:09:37,683 --> 00:09:39,908
There's a lot
of good candidates.

267
00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:43,768
I think I'm gonna take
a little—go outside.

268
00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:45,818
You look like
I could use some company.

269
00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,275
- What?
- What?

270
00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,182
Would you like to step outside
with me and catch up?

271
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,478
We have caught up.

272
00:09:50,527 --> 00:09:53,201
We talked about San Diego
and about the six bad guys.

273
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,210
I think we're good.

274
00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:55,396
I could take
a little jaunt with you.

275
00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,334
No,
I don't want that.

276
00:09:57,366 --> 00:09:59,752
Well, I'm already—
I already said I'm gonna go,

277
00:09:59,785 --> 00:10:00,969
so I guess—I'm a man
of my word.

278
00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:02,010
I'm gonna go.

279
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,109
- Take your time.
- Okay, thank you.

280
00:10:04,141 --> 00:10:06,798
Okay, honestly,
how do you think I'm doing?

281
00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:08,401
'Cause I feel like
we're getting along pretty well.

282
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,650
He said
he's still in love with me.

283
00:10:09,682 --> 00:10:10,963
What's that?

284
00:10:10,996 --> 00:10:12,212
While you were
in the bathroom,

285
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,974
he said he was still
in love with me.

286
00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:16,889
Oh, my God.
Leslie, he's a cop.

287
00:10:16,922 --> 00:10:19,516
He's in love with you,
and he has a gun?

288
00:10:19,548 --> 00:10:21,198
- Can you just not freak out?
- I'm not freaking out!

289
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,334
- Okay.
- I'm not freaking—

290
00:10:22,368 --> 00:10:23,599
Uh...

291
00:10:23,633 --> 00:10:25,826
I know, that's—I know.

292
00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:29,061
Uh, it was raining out,
so I didn't want to get wet.

293
00:10:30,808 --> 00:10:33,546
I got some hot tea
with honey—

294
00:10:33,579 --> 00:10:34,603
good for the voice.

295
00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:36,076
I recommend you all try it.

296
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,119
Mine's really just a cup
of honey, 'cause tea is gross.

297
00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:41,297
Now, here's the thing—
we're gonna start from scratch.

298
00:10:41,331 --> 00:10:43,331
We're gonna get rid
of this whole sucky vibe.

299
00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:44,724
I'm thinking we could—

300
00:10:44,742 --> 00:10:48,217
Whoo! To the man!

301
00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:50,971
I was thinking, like,
a crazy rock star vibe!

302
00:10:50,988 --> 00:10:53,310
See where her head's at?

303
00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,503
Follow her lead.
That was amazing.

304
00:10:55,553 --> 00:10:58,017
Next thing, I want to hear
how all of us sing on our own,

305
00:10:58,035 --> 00:10:59,988
so we can figure out
where we're going wrong.

306
00:11:00,037 --> 00:11:02,790
This is not an audition,
so relax.

307
00:11:02,823 --> 00:11:04,424
But if you don't sing good,
you're out of here.

308
00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:06,667
I think you sound like an angel,

309
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,364
and everyone else
sounds like demons.

310
00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:09,966
I think
you shouldn't whisper.

311
00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:11,599
Yeah, Ann's mad at me now,

312
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:14,226
but I have a few tricks
up my sleeve.

313
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:17,013
I don't want to brag,
but I have a ton of experience

314
00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:18,486
with women being mad at me.

315
00:11:18,519 --> 00:11:20,696
Chris, you're first.
Sing anything you want.

316
00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,907
- Let me hear it.
- Okay.

317
00:11:42,511 --> 00:11:43,872
Boom.

318
00:11:43,921 --> 00:11:45,153
And the check,
as you requested.

319
00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:46,642
Here's my credit card—
quick, now.

320
00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:47,924
- Check?
- Yeah.

321
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,782
You like dessert.
Why don't you get a dessert?

322
00:11:49,815 --> 00:11:51,960
Oh, dessert's overrated
and gross.

323
00:11:51,992 --> 00:11:54,682
Dave, thank you so much
for a lovely evening.

324
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,884
Oh, actually,

325
00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:58,686
Ben, would you mind
if I talked to Leslie alone?

326
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,442
Uh, actually, Dave,
I'd like to talk to you.

327
00:12:01,474 --> 00:12:03,652
I don't want to talk to you.
I want to talk to Leslie.

328
00:12:03,684 --> 00:12:05,702
Well, I want to talk to you,
and if not,

329
00:12:05,735 --> 00:12:06,935
then I'd like to talk
to Leslie.

330
00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:08,216
Well, I'd like to talk
to Ben,

331
00:12:08,265 --> 00:12:10,570
and then I'd like the three
of us to talk together.

332
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,269
Well, then I'll talk to Ben,

333
00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:14,543
and then you—
and then I'll talk to you,

334
00:12:14,575 --> 00:12:15,984
and then you'll talk
to each other,

335
00:12:16,016 --> 00:12:17,505
and then we'll
all three talk, then.

336
00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:21,013
- All right.
- So who's talking now?

337
00:12:21,046 --> 00:12:23,239
♪ Catch your dream

338
00:12:27,276 --> 00:12:30,318
Stop the song,
stop the song right now!

339
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,737
Please, stop it!
Oh, for sake.

340
00:12:32,769 --> 00:12:34,275
Ann, I caught feelings
for you,

341
00:12:34,307 --> 00:12:35,555
and I want you
to be my girl,

342
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,285
- And I don't care who knows.

343
00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,559
I know you don't care, dummy.
I care.

344
00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:41,354
Let's not get hung up
on who wants what.

345
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,307
You know what?
I'm calling this. We're done.

346
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,165
What about our next date?

347
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,767
If you want another date,
keep walking away.

348
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,945
She's still walking.

349
00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:51,268
I need you to know something,
man-to-man.

350
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,301
I still have feelings
for Leslie,

351
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:54,966
in a womanly fashion,

352
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,779
and I believe she feels
the same towards me,

353
00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:01,149
in a manly way.

354
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:04,256
She doesn't feel the same way,
because she has a boyfriend—

355
00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:07,844
um, me, and—and—
and—and we love each other.

356
00:13:07,877 --> 00:13:10,518
That's—that information is—
it's not pertinent...

357
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,008
- Well, I—
- Frankly, at this juncture.

358
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,659
I just said to you one thing,
and you're "contraring" me.

359
00:13:15,693 --> 00:13:17,133
I don't think
that's a word.

360
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:21,200
I think we'd all appreciate it
if you would just let me have

361
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,611
three minutes with her alone.

362
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:25,173
Consequently, I'd like you
to clear the area.

363
00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:28,376
Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm not gonna give my blessing

364
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:30,971
for you to go and try and win
my girlfriend away from me.

365
00:13:31,004 --> 00:13:34,622
I think that
that's reasonable.

366
00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,192
Okay.

367
00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:37,409
Okay, and I want to thank you.

368
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:39,475
I want to thank you
for having this talk with me...

369
00:13:39,509 --> 00:13:40,677
- Man-to-man.
- Oh, well, thank you.

370
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:41,990
- Thank you very much.
- What—

371
00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:43,831
- what are you doing?
- I'm doing that.

372
00:13:44,552 --> 00:13:45,770
Are you serious?

373
00:13:45,802 --> 00:13:48,428
- You brought it on yourself.
- What?

374
00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:51,590
I've got something
I gotta say to you.

375
00:13:51,591 --> 00:13:53,192
- Where's Ben?
- He left.

376
00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:54,890
- He left?
- Yeah, he said,

377
00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:57,004
"I got somewhere I got to—
important to go,

378
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,398
and I don't respect her
as a woman."

379
00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,047
He said that?

380
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,202
And he acted more effeminate
than he does in front of you.

381
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:06,870
Just—look, I got some—
something to say,

382
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,304
and it's emotional,
and it's important.

383
00:14:09,338 --> 00:14:10,490
I need 30 seconds.

384
00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:12,011
Okay, what?
Go ahead. What is it?

385
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,622
Okay.

386
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,136
Romance—

387
00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:21,605
Hello?

388
00:14:22,983 --> 00:14:24,183
Are you okay?

389
00:14:24,232 --> 00:14:25,255
Yeah.

390
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:27,243
I have to pee really bad,
ironically.

391
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:28,492
What were you thinking?

392
00:14:28,524 --> 00:14:30,541
I was thinking
that I would cuff him,

393
00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:33,584
and—and then I could have time
to speak to you,

394
00:14:33,618 --> 00:14:35,539
and then you would decide
to be with me,

395
00:14:35,572 --> 00:14:37,653
and then
I would come back here,

396
00:14:37,686 --> 00:14:39,126
and we would uncuff him
together.

397
00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:40,344
Can you just uncuff him,
please?

398
00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:41,752
Sorry.

399
00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:45,821
Would you look at that?
Nature is throwing me a bone.

400
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:48,607
Haverford playbook move
number two—

401
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,898
"ladies love a guy
waiting for them in the rain."

402
00:14:54,342 --> 00:14:56,872
I never thought
I'd say this to you, son,

403
00:14:57,577 --> 00:14:59,626
but you may be
overthinking this.

404
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,237
This song
has to be perfect, Ron, okay?

405
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,614
Leslie trusted me with it.

406
00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:06,753
I can't come up with some
brilliant political idea, can I?

407
00:15:06,786 --> 00:15:09,428
This is the only way
I can help.

408
00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:10,918
Maybe if I hit my head
against the ground.

409
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,279
That's worked before.

410
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,505
Leslie is going to love it,
I promise.

411
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,645
No offense, Ron, but what
do you know about music?

412
00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:20,640
Mm.

413
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:23,282
Tsk.
Hey, take a walk.

414
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,798
Clear your head.
I bet it does you some good.

415
00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:34,013
Ann?

416
00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:37,264
Boo-boo?

417
00:15:38,161 --> 00:15:40,131
I don't want to say,
"I told you so,"

418
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,732
- but...
- What?

419
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,462
I was the one
who didn't want to go.

420
00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:44,935
I know. I was hoping
you wouldn't remember.

421
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:45,961
I'm sorry.

422
00:15:45,993 --> 00:15:47,626
He was a very important person
to me,

423
00:15:47,659 --> 00:15:49,259
and it mattered to me
that he liked you,

424
00:15:49,277 --> 00:15:50,253
which is silly.

425
00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:51,566
Let's just go home.

426
00:15:51,599 --> 00:15:53,167
No, we're going
to Trumple's thing.

427
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:54,578
No, let's not go there.

428
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,115
I don't care
about the endorsement,

429
00:15:56,147 --> 00:15:57,557
and I don't want to put you
through this any more.

430
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:59,350
You don't care
about the endorsement?

431
00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:01,560
Leslie, let's not let
your terrible decision making

432
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,226
get in the way
of this election.

433
00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:08,175
What happened to you?

434
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,016
I was waiting outside
in the rain for you,

435
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,586
'cause I thought
you would come out and be like,

436
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,821
"aw, he's all wet.
That's so romantic,"

437
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:17,993
but you didn't,
and now I got the "sniffness."

438
00:16:18,026 --> 00:16:20,363
What on earth would make you
think I would like that?

439
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,581
Movies.

440
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,342
Oh, God, Tom!

441
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,576
Why do you have to be
so "you" all the time?

442
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,066
I'm sorry.

443
00:16:28,115 --> 00:16:30,597
Will you help me
get out of these wet clothes?

444
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,883
- Hey, you want a beer?
- Oh, okay.

445
00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:37,628
If you're driving,
I can't give you a beer.

446
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,006
Oh, well, then,
no, thank you.

447
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,671
It's a celebration, man.
You have to have a drink.

448
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,305
I'll definitely have one.

449
00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:43,602
Don't make a mistake
you'll always regret.

450
00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:46,213
Please, just tell me
what you want me to do.

451
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:48,711
So, if you move here,
I hope we can be friends,

452
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:50,313
but I love Ben.

453
00:16:50,346 --> 00:16:52,491
He comes first, and if you're
going to act like an ass,

454
00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,381
I can't talk to you, ever.

455
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,790
Okay, that's fair.

456
00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:58,289
I-I'm sorry.

457
00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:00,595
That was dumb,
all that stuff I did.

458
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:02,100
You just—
you make me crazy,

459
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:04,182
and I guess
I'm just surprised that—

460
00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:05,833
you know, that's the guy
you fell in love with.

461
00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:07,930
He's very—well, he's shrimpy,
and he's small.

462
00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:09,596
Shrimpy or not...

463
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,934
He's smart, and he's cute,
and he's kind, and he's funny,

464
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,921
and he's got a great face
and nice hair, and he's—

465
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:15,747
Okay, I get it.
I surrender.

466
00:17:15,779 --> 00:17:16,996
- I just want to know

467
00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,590
that you're happy
and you're protected.

468
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,511
I'm very happy.

469
00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:22,857
And he's not shrimpy.

470
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:26,061
A few weeks ago, a guy called me
a bitch in a bowling alley,

471
00:17:26,094 --> 00:17:27,470
and he punched him
in the face.

472
00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:28,527
Oh, good man.

473
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,049
I mean him,
for doing that,

474
00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:31,250
not the guy
who called you a bitch.

475
00:17:31,282 --> 00:17:34,261
You tell me where he is.
I'll punch him, too.

476
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:36,951
All right, guys,
here's the deal—

477
00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:38,024
we got to completely
start over.

478
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,225
I wrote a new song—
it's called

479
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,924
The Promise
Of Tomorrow's Wings.

480
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,461
It's brilliant—
about a billion times better

481
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,928
than Catch Your Dreams,
which I realize now sucks ass.

482
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,938
Hey, Chuck, go ahead and just
delete everything, all right?

483
00:17:47,956 --> 00:17:49,156
Hold on, Chuck.

484
00:17:49,188 --> 00:17:51,622
Just listen to the song
one more time,

485
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,191
and then make a decision.

486
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,591
Where's that saxophone
coming from?

487
00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:01,969
I don't know.

488
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,699
I don't know
the first thing about music.

489
00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:08,375
Whoa, is that a new mix?
It sounds way better.

490
00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:11,658
See? You just needed
to clear your head.

491
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,580
Hey, you guys,
who is this?

492
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,902
This looks just like—

493
00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:17,616
Ow, that was loud.

494
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,789
I am telling you that Leslie,
in the long run,

495
00:18:22,822 --> 00:18:24,631
is so much better
for this police department

496
00:18:24,664 --> 00:18:26,409
than Bobby Newport is.

497
00:18:26,442 --> 00:18:27,626
Gun!

498
00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,468
No, no, no, no!
It's just a—it's paper.

499
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:30,829
It's—I was reaching
for paper.

500
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:33,199
It's all right, boys.

501
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,890
Leslie has a plan
to raise cops' pensions

502
00:18:35,923 --> 00:18:38,598
and increase benefits
without cutting back on hours.

503
00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,086
Newport's
just gonna keep on

504
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,560
buying you guys
a couple new cars

505
00:18:41,593 --> 00:18:43,770
or some new uniforms,
as always.

506
00:18:43,804 --> 00:18:47,294
That guy's all about
short-term solutions.

507
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,177
Pretty sweet sauce in there,
eh, Ace?

508
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,708
- What's wrong with you?
- I don't know.

509
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:55,270
Trumple gave me
the endorsement, which is great,

510
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:58,697
but really, the only endorsement
that matters is Ben's,

511
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,940
and I locked that sucker up
a long time ago.

512
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:02,124
Now, if you'll excuse me,

513
00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:03,694
I'm about endorse ten beers
into my mouth,

514
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,433
'cause this has been
an incredibly stressful evening.

515
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:07,538
Nice work, guys.

516
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:09,268
Hey, a little tradition
after Mouse Rat records,

517
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,702
someone buys me booze—
who's it gonna be?

518
00:19:12,199 --> 00:19:14,521
All right, look,
I know I messed up,

519
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,891
but there's something
I got to say to you.

520
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:20,511
No playbook, no gimmicks,
just me, Tom,

521
00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:22,369
talking to you as a person.

522
00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:24,419
Okay,
I would like that.

523
00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:27,446
Good, 'cause this is
what I really want to say.

524
00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:50,268
- Yes, I will.
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby

525
00:19:50,302 --> 00:19:52,158
I will go out with you.
Enough, please!

526
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,343
- Really?
- Yes.

527
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,755
Dude, you wore me down.
Just stop singing, please.

528
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,606
The four sweetest words
in the English language—

529
00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:00,936
"You wore me down."

530
00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,749
Go ahead.

531
00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:10,553
Oh. Go ahead.

532
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:12,523
Oh, hey, Dave,
go ahead.

533
00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:14,172
- Uh, go ahead. No, it's fine.
- No, no, no.

534
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:15,470
You're waiting.
It's your turn.

535
00:20:15,503 --> 00:20:16,896
No, no, I'm not.

536
00:20:16,928 --> 00:20:19,731
- You're not waiting?
- No.

537
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:21,749
It feels like you're—

538
00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:22,837
- I'm—
- It feels to me

539
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,246
like you're being
overly respectful

540
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,457
of all these cops,
and you're letting them go in

541
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:27,771
- all in front of you.
- No, no, no.

542
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:28,828
I'm just standing here.

543
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,077
Why would you be standing
just here?

544
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,294
- I w—I—
I was just checking—

545
00:20:31,326 --> 00:20:32,671
Get in the—
go in!

546
00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:33,952
Thank you so much.

547
00:20:34,336 --> 00:20:39,712
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