1 00:00:02,355 --> 00:00:03,760 It's my new interview outfit. 2 00:00:03,805 --> 00:00:05,371 Like, "hey, nice to meet you." 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:06,504 Can't wait for the interview." 4 00:00:06,572 --> 00:00:08,037 Um, I—maybe the h— 5 00:00:08,105 --> 00:00:09,403 - maybe the hat. - Yeah. 6 00:00:09,471 --> 00:00:10,603 Lose this? 7 00:00:10,671 --> 00:00:12,536 To win an election, you have to be good, 8 00:00:12,604 --> 00:00:13,803 and you have to be lucky. 9 00:00:13,871 --> 00:00:17,103 Buddy Wood hosts the number-one morning show in Indianapolis, 10 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:19,570 and he wants to interview me for a series he's doing 11 00:00:19,637 --> 00:00:20,970 on local elections. 12 00:00:21,037 --> 00:00:24,003 And last year the five people that he profiled all won. 13 00:00:24,071 --> 00:00:25,469 This is a huge break for us. 14 00:00:25,536 --> 00:00:27,369 Um... hey. 15 00:00:27,436 --> 00:00:30,035 M-maybe we should put a pause on the fashion show. 16 00:00:30,102 --> 00:00:31,736 We have to go over your talking points. 17 00:00:31,803 --> 00:00:33,736 Keep going. I can still hear you. 18 00:00:33,803 --> 00:00:36,369 Um, okay, Ms. Knope, what is going to be 19 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,702 your first major public works project? 20 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,969 Oh, I don't know. 21 00:00:40,036 --> 00:00:43,167 But I bet these pants will work for the public. 22 00:00:43,235 --> 00:00:45,368 - Whoo! - Yeah, those pants look dope! 23 00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:47,634 - Right? - Oh, my God, those look great. 24 00:00:47,702 --> 00:00:49,300 And I bet they look even better on Ben's floor. 25 00:00:49,369 --> 00:00:51,001 - Oh! - Are you hitting on Leslie... 26 00:00:52,402 --> 00:00:53,400 Wait a second. 27 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,267 Just turn around. 28 00:00:54,335 --> 00:00:55,835 What? 29 00:00:55,902 --> 00:00:57,167 Oh. 30 00:00:57,235 --> 00:00:58,533 It says "Nympho" on the butt 31 00:00:58,601 --> 00:00:59,867 in silver, sparkly letters. 32 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,767 Nympho means you're addicted to sex, 33 00:01:01,835 --> 00:01:02,800 and since it's on the butt, 34 00:01:02,868 --> 00:01:04,667 there's other implications as well. 35 00:01:04,735 --> 00:01:06,433 So those are a maybe. 36 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:09,500 Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,165 Who was Laura Mulvey? 38 00:01:29,233 --> 00:01:31,431 Laura Mulvey was... 39 00:01:31,499 --> 00:01:33,130 - A guy... - Girl. 40 00:01:35,899 --> 00:01:38,365 Laura Mulvey was a feminist film critic who... 41 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,832 Wrote a major essay that helped shift 42 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:42,798 the orientation of film theory 43 00:01:42,866 --> 00:01:44,631 to the psychoanalytical framework! 44 00:01:44,699 --> 00:01:46,364 Treat, please. 45 00:01:46,431 --> 00:01:47,697 I'm about to take my first-ever final 46 00:01:47,765 --> 00:01:48,864 for my women's studies class. 47 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:49,864 Treat! 48 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:51,196 Usually, tests scare me, 49 00:01:51,264 --> 00:01:53,330 but this is an oral exam. 50 00:01:53,398 --> 00:01:57,163 Uh, and if there's one thing I know is— 51 00:01:57,731 --> 00:02:00,764 My fantastic— it's talk. 52 00:02:00,832 --> 00:02:02,696 God, I don't know. Man, I'm so nervous. 53 00:02:02,764 --> 00:02:04,529 I know—I'm just gonna call the Professor, 54 00:02:04,597 --> 00:02:05,896 and then I'm gonna get on the phone 55 00:02:05,964 --> 00:02:07,262 and make some fake barfing sounds, 56 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:09,095 and then I'm just gonna bail, so give me my phone. 57 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,596 No! Andrew... 58 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,730 That's now how grown-ups handle tough situations. 59 00:02:12,797 --> 00:02:15,629 - Well, I— - We face our fears head-on. 60 00:02:15,697 --> 00:02:17,428 Told you—if you can't remember what some woman did, 61 00:02:17,496 --> 00:02:19,928 just tear up and say, "she changed my life." 62 00:02:20,994 --> 00:02:22,362 Ah, that's a good call. 63 00:02:23,228 --> 00:02:24,128 I think this is it. 64 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,161 But do I need a hat, like a bowler, 65 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,662 or an edgy scarf? 66 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:29,094 No, those endless scarves 67 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:30,662 that come out of your sleeves like a magician. 68 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:33,328 Um... I think you should just go with something basic— 69 00:02:33,395 --> 00:02:34,361 No nonsense. 70 00:02:35,762 --> 00:02:37,160 Mr. Wood, hello. 71 00:02:37,228 --> 00:02:39,993 God, he is more tightly wound than ever. 72 00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:41,993 Maybe we should see if he can pull that rod out of his butt 73 00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,527 and we can hang some of those outfits on it. 74 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,126 Ann and I have the occasional rough patch 75 00:02:47,194 --> 00:02:48,427 in our relationship. 76 00:02:48,495 --> 00:02:51,159 But right now, we're really in a groove. 77 00:02:51,227 --> 00:02:53,827 We've gone 30 hours without breaking up. 78 00:02:53,894 --> 00:02:56,125 Our personal best is 47 hours. 79 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:58,460 It happened when she was out of town for two days 80 00:02:58,527 --> 00:03:00,860 and she forgot we were dating. 81 00:03:00,927 --> 00:03:02,860 Well, let me know if anything changes. 82 00:03:02,927 --> 00:03:04,760 Thank you. 83 00:03:06,059 --> 00:03:07,792 - Interview's off. - What? 84 00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:09,459 Buddy has to fly back to Indianapolis early— 85 00:03:09,526 --> 00:03:11,692 something about a factory explosion. 86 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,191 Come on, did anyone even get hurt? 87 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:14,625 Sorry. 88 00:03:14,643 --> 00:03:16,958 First stroke of luck we've had, and it's gone. 89 00:03:17,725 --> 00:03:19,359 Okay, well, we just have to work harder. 90 00:03:19,426 --> 00:03:21,024 I mean, good news is, we can call it a night 91 00:03:21,092 --> 00:03:23,624 and get a super-early start on our door-to-door tomorrow. 92 00:03:23,692 --> 00:03:25,124 Ooh, that is great news. 93 00:03:25,192 --> 00:03:27,258 And, you know, we might even be able to make it back 94 00:03:27,326 --> 00:03:28,558 in time for boring club. 95 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,258 Do you know who the president or boring club is? 96 00:03:30,925 --> 00:03:31,624 Me? 97 00:03:31,692 --> 00:03:33,258 Nope... You lost the election 98 00:03:33,326 --> 00:03:34,892 'cause your speech was too boring. 99 00:03:34,959 --> 00:03:36,691 Hey, why don't we all go get a drink, 100 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,057 blow off some steam? 101 00:03:38,124 --> 00:03:39,923 Everybody's been working so hard. 102 00:03:39,991 --> 00:03:42,357 Um... Well, we're in the homestretch here, 103 00:03:42,424 --> 00:03:44,490 and losing that interview didn't help. 104 00:03:45,307 --> 00:03:46,190 I'm gonna go over some polling numbers 105 00:03:46,258 --> 00:03:47,224 and turn in early. 106 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:48,657 I suggest you do the same. 107 00:03:48,725 --> 00:03:50,757 Hey, Leslie, give you a ride home? 108 00:03:50,825 --> 00:03:52,390 Ah, screw it. 109 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,789 I got a new outfit. My hair looks amazing. 110 00:03:55,107 --> 00:03:57,606 And I have a serious excess of pre-interview adrenaline. 111 00:03:57,673 --> 00:03:59,072 Who's gonna drink with me? 112 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:01,038 - Ooh... - Oh... 113 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,072 Susan Bronwell, or B., Anthony— 114 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:05,539 was born in Adams, Massachusetts, in 1820, 115 00:04:05,607 --> 00:04:07,372 and she played a pivotal role 116 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,406 - in the institution of women's suffrage. - Andy... 117 00:04:09,474 --> 00:04:11,004 - Treat, please. - Andy, slow down. 118 00:04:11,072 --> 00:04:12,705 You're taking this class pass/fail. 119 00:04:12,772 --> 00:04:15,538 So I'm just looking for a freewheeling discussion 120 00:04:15,606 --> 00:04:17,438 about, you know, what you got from the class. 121 00:04:17,506 --> 00:04:19,004 Oh. Okay. 122 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:23,105 I would say what I find very cool 123 00:04:23,172 --> 00:04:26,237 about Susan B. Anthony is... 124 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:28,237 How... 125 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:31,770 She was born in Adams, Massachusetts, 126 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,537 in 1820. 127 00:04:33,605 --> 00:04:34,737 You know? 128 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:36,903 Just one man's opinion. 129 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:38,837 I passed! I got a "P"! 130 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:41,036 - Congrats, babe. - Yeah! Mmm! 131 00:04:41,105 --> 00:04:44,703 I was hoping for a P-plus, but that does not exist. 132 00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:45,969 - Right? - Right. 133 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,169 Yes, so, basically, best grade in the class— 134 00:04:48,237 --> 00:04:49,503 tied for the best grade in the class. 135 00:04:49,571 --> 00:04:52,035 Ron, I am a college graduate now. 136 00:04:52,104 --> 00:04:53,836 - No, you're not. - I'm a college course... 137 00:04:53,903 --> 00:04:55,603 Graduate, and it's all because of you. 138 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,035 It's my pleasure, son. 139 00:04:57,104 --> 00:04:58,535 I'm really proud of you. 140 00:04:58,603 --> 00:04:59,735 How about a steak? 141 00:04:59,803 --> 00:05:01,834 - Yeah! - You guys have a good time. 142 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,635 Oh, Professor, why don't you come with us? 143 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:04,834 - Is that cool? - Sure. 144 00:05:04,902 --> 00:05:06,702 We'll let you pay for your own food, 145 00:05:06,769 --> 00:05:08,202 because of equality. 146 00:05:08,269 --> 00:05:10,135 I guess now that the class is over, 147 00:05:10,203 --> 00:05:11,802 there's nothing wrong with it. 148 00:05:11,868 --> 00:05:14,101 Are you gonna wear that? 149 00:05:14,168 --> 00:05:15,701 Okay, I'm calling it. 150 00:05:15,768 --> 00:05:18,033 I have a date with my bathtub, 151 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,301 a glass of red wine, 152 00:05:20,368 --> 00:05:22,601 and a gigantic fireman named Marcus. 153 00:05:22,668 --> 00:05:25,067 I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit. 154 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:29,234 You don't mind this work, do you? 155 00:05:29,302 --> 00:05:31,966 Uh-uh. I like it. 156 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,865 It makes sense to me. 157 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:41,666 Mmm. This was such a good idea. 158 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:42,666 Should we get another round? 159 00:05:42,734 --> 00:05:44,500 Um... I think we should get 160 00:05:44,568 --> 00:05:46,965 a more basic, no-nonsense beverage. 161 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,432 Uh... maybe we should all just drink 162 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,065 sensible portions of milk. 163 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,031 I mean, I love him. It's just... 164 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:57,632 This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben 165 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,399 - into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. - Mm. 166 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:03,431 It's like dealing with a strict mother 167 00:06:03,499 --> 00:06:07,398 who I am confusingly attracted to. 168 00:06:07,466 --> 00:06:09,064 - Mm. - Ben is like a MILF: 169 00:06:09,132 --> 00:06:11,064 You just need to blow off some steam. 170 00:06:11,132 --> 00:06:12,698 - He should just get that. - Yeah. 171 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:14,331 - You're Leslie Knope! - Right! 172 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:16,598 No one takes this more seriously than you do! 173 00:06:16,665 --> 00:06:18,363 - Tell me about it! - Yes! 174 00:06:18,431 --> 00:06:21,097 - Tequila shots? - Ohh! 175 00:06:21,164 --> 00:06:23,197 To Knope 2012. 176 00:06:23,264 --> 00:06:24,564 Mm. 177 00:06:24,631 --> 00:06:25,597 Ahh. 178 00:06:25,664 --> 00:06:27,029 Ding-dong. 179 00:06:27,098 --> 00:06:28,564 Oh. 180 00:06:28,631 --> 00:06:29,564 Hello. Lady Knope. 181 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:30,564 I mean Leslie Knope. 182 00:06:30,631 --> 00:06:32,829 - Hey. - Oh, hey, Ben. 183 00:06:32,897 --> 00:06:34,063 Where are you? 184 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,529 I'm in, uh, the house watching TV right now. 185 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,761 I'm watching, um... Murder She Wrote. 186 00:06:38,829 --> 00:06:40,761 Murder She Wrote. I'm watching Murder She Wrote. 187 00:06:40,829 --> 00:06:43,229 Amazing news— Buddy Wood's flight was delayed. 188 00:06:43,297 --> 00:06:44,896 So, if we can get to the airport right now, 189 00:06:44,964 --> 00:06:46,198 the interview's back on. 190 00:06:46,263 --> 00:06:48,895 What? Wow! 191 00:06:48,963 --> 00:06:50,994 Whay could be wrong with that? 192 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,195 Nothing. 193 00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:53,595 Anyway, here comes me... 194 00:06:53,662 --> 00:06:54,927 - To the airport. - Great. 195 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,061 I'll see you there... as soon as possible. 196 00:06:57,129 --> 00:06:58,195 Okay, bye. 197 00:06:58,262 --> 00:06:59,328 The interview is back on! 198 00:06:59,396 --> 00:07:01,261 - Whoo! Yes! - I know! 199 00:07:01,329 --> 00:07:03,695 We are so "drucky." I mean "lunky." 200 00:07:08,522 --> 00:07:11,487 Ok, both the cabs in this town are busy. 201 00:07:11,538 --> 00:07:13,737 But I still had eight hours rental time 202 00:07:13,804 --> 00:07:16,070 on that hot-tub limousine that I got for your campaign event, 203 00:07:16,138 --> 00:07:18,070 - and it's on its way. - That's smart. 204 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,437 You're smart. 205 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:21,769 Diddly diddly diddly diddly swag. 206 00:07:22,337 --> 00:07:24,103 - You did it right! - I did it right. 207 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:25,236 - Ah! - Ha ha! 208 00:07:25,802 --> 00:07:27,603 33 hours. 209 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:30,336 Okay, look, this interview is a big deal, you guys. 210 00:07:30,403 --> 00:07:32,603 This is a game changer, okay? I have to do well. 211 00:07:32,670 --> 00:07:34,969 Listen, let's do practice interview... 212 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,102 Big idea, Ann. 213 00:07:36,169 --> 00:07:38,602 - And see how you do. - Let's go. 214 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:41,368 Leslie, in your humble opinion... 215 00:07:41,436 --> 00:07:42,602 What? 216 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:46,068 - Why are you from Russia? - I don't know. 217 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:48,001 Hey, Ron is the guy I wrote about 218 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:51,385 for that paper on positive male role models. 219 00:07:51,452 --> 00:07:54,116 Oh, yeah, that was one of your most readable papers. 220 00:07:54,185 --> 00:07:57,016 According to Andy, you're quite the feminist. 221 00:07:57,084 --> 00:07:59,384 I don't consider myself an anything-ist, 222 00:07:59,451 --> 00:08:02,317 but my life has been shaped by powerful women. 223 00:08:02,385 --> 00:08:04,650 My father once told my mother 224 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,683 that woman was made from the rib of Adam, 225 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,815 and my mom broke his jaw. 226 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:10,049 My Uncle Lon once tried to... 227 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:11,483 Is that Chris? 228 00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:13,383 You know, it really looks like him. 229 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,483 But there's no way to know for sure. 230 00:08:15,551 --> 00:08:17,550 We should ask him tomorrow. 231 00:08:18,949 --> 00:08:20,483 Hey. 232 00:08:20,551 --> 00:08:21,782 April Ludgate. 233 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,616 Why are you here eating alone? 234 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:26,515 I'm not. I'm surrounded by friends... 235 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:27,781 Friends I don't know yet. 236 00:08:27,848 --> 00:08:30,382 And I'm engrossed in this book. 237 00:08:30,449 --> 00:08:32,382 It's the true story of a woman born 238 00:08:32,449 --> 00:08:34,014 with no arms and no legs 239 00:08:34,082 --> 00:08:36,048 who attempted to swim the English Channel. 240 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,648 - That's impossible. - Oh, she drowned immediately. 241 00:08:38,715 --> 00:08:40,214 It's kind of a sad story. 242 00:08:40,282 --> 00:08:41,946 Cool. 243 00:08:42,014 --> 00:08:44,880 I'm over there with people you actually know... 244 00:08:44,947 --> 00:08:46,381 If you want to come join us. 245 00:08:46,448 --> 00:08:48,381 Thank you. 246 00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:50,047 Bye, friend. 247 00:08:50,114 --> 00:08:51,247 Bye. 248 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:57,945 I'm sorry, Marcus, I'm gonna have to cancel our bath. 249 00:08:58,013 --> 00:08:59,646 Something interesting is happening. 250 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,079 I want to watch it. 251 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:02,146 I don't know, Marcus. 252 00:09:02,214 --> 00:09:04,346 I'll hit you up when I hit you up. 253 00:09:14,213 --> 00:09:16,512 Wow, I feel totally normal. I'm ready to do this. 254 00:09:16,579 --> 00:09:19,312 Thank you for accommodating us on such short notice. 255 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:21,145 Hey, for Leslie Knope, anytime. 256 00:09:21,213 --> 00:09:22,911 Just let me know if you need anything else, all right? 257 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,312 Thanks, Paul. Hey, you got those new I.D. Badges. 258 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,911 They finally upgraded us— 259 00:09:26,979 --> 00:09:29,077 - security swipe and everything. - Wow, look at that. 260 00:09:29,145 --> 00:09:30,111 - Yeah. - Sorry. 261 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:31,560 Hey, thanks again for fighting for them. 262 00:09:31,628 --> 00:09:33,261 "Helpy" to hop out. 263 00:09:33,329 --> 00:09:35,128 Leslie Knope. Buddy Wood. 264 00:09:35,196 --> 00:09:36,761 - Buddy Wood. - Glad you could make it. 265 00:09:36,829 --> 00:09:37,761 Glad you could make it. 266 00:09:37,829 --> 00:09:39,061 Thank you so much for being here, 267 00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:41,028 and welcome to the greatest city in the world. 268 00:09:41,096 --> 00:09:43,195 Oh. 269 00:09:43,262 --> 00:09:45,393 Oh, I'm sorry. You're being serious. 270 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:47,227 We're setting up over there, found a small piece of carpet 271 00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:49,727 without a horrifying smellscape. 272 00:09:49,794 --> 00:09:50,960 I'll be right there. 273 00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:52,360 Hey, do I seem normal to you? 274 00:09:52,428 --> 00:09:53,693 Like, does everything seem fine? 275 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,060 - Yeah, yeah—you seem fine. - I seem okay? 276 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,227 - Uh-huh. - I don't seem distracted 277 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:57,559 or babbly or anything? 278 00:09:57,627 --> 00:09:59,493 No, it's great. So you're gonna do great. 279 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,859 - You're gonna do smart. - What's that? 280 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:03,558 - Look who I found. - Hi. 281 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:04,692 Professor Linda, this is Chris. 282 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,558 Chris, this is... Professor Linda? 283 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:08,426 It is a genuine pleasure to meet you. 284 00:10:08,493 --> 00:10:09,692 - Oh, you as well. - Hi, there. 285 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,193 Would you like to hear our specials? 286 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,226 No need. 287 00:10:12,293 --> 00:10:13,726 Porterhouse, rare, quickly. 288 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:15,259 Same. 289 00:10:15,327 --> 00:10:16,858 I'll have the, uh, spinach salad. 290 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:18,258 What kind of dressings do you have? 291 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,725 Oh! Linda, in case you're interested, 292 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,058 I brought my own dressing. 293 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,624 You really can't be doing that. 294 00:10:22,692 --> 00:10:24,092 Well, this is the last time. I promise. 295 00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:25,991 It contains extra-virgin olive oil, 296 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,192 a little bit of lemon, and hint of turmeric. 297 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,790 Sounds great. 298 00:10:32,874 --> 00:10:34,407 Pawnee, Indiana, 299 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:36,806 home to the Sweetums Candy Corporation, 300 00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:40,106 19 toxic-waste repositories, and not much else. 301 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:41,540 This sleepy mini-Metropolis 302 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:44,274 is the site of a fascinating city council race. 303 00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:46,474 Joining us today is one of the candidates, Leslie Knope. 304 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:49,105 Leslie, welcome... to Good Morning. 305 00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:50,905 It's my pleasure. 306 00:10:50,973 --> 00:10:53,373 Thank you for being on my show. 307 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,105 Leslie, we're here at the Pawnee municipal airport, 308 00:10:56,174 --> 00:10:59,905 which I must add is... rather decrepit. 309 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:02,005 Well, I'm glad you mentioned it. 310 00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:04,604 It is in desperate need of refurbishments. 311 00:11:04,672 --> 00:11:07,004 And that is why I'm going to make it a centerpiece 312 00:11:07,072 --> 00:11:09,238 - of my platform. - Okay. 313 00:11:09,306 --> 00:11:11,671 Take, uh... Joe Appledemas over there. 314 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:12,871 Joe, say hi. 315 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,038 Hello. 316 00:11:14,105 --> 00:11:16,305 Joe has been working here since 1996, 317 00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:18,071 and his salary has not been raised a nickel. 318 00:11:18,139 --> 00:11:19,638 I am gonna work very hard to change— 319 00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:23,903 Okay, this airport seems to me like a metaphor. 320 00:11:23,971 --> 00:11:25,437 Are you familiar with the term? 321 00:11:25,504 --> 00:11:28,537 Pawnee's airport is symbolic of the town— 322 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,137 out of touch, out of date, perhaps, 323 00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:33,570 lost, insignificant, 324 00:11:33,638 --> 00:11:35,436 and sad. 325 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:37,136 Your thoughts? 326 00:11:37,204 --> 00:11:39,002 Well, granted, 327 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,735 we don't have big-city amenities, 328 00:11:40,803 --> 00:11:42,069 but I think we more than make up for it 329 00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:44,569 with friendly faces and hand-working hards— 330 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,636 hardworking hands. 331 00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:47,403 If you say so. I say it's sad. 332 00:11:47,470 --> 00:11:49,303 Moving on... 333 00:11:49,371 --> 00:11:52,002 Oh, my God. 334 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:53,169 If they got together, 335 00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:55,135 they would make the most beautiful super baby. 336 00:11:55,203 --> 00:11:57,101 It would rule us all. 337 00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,968 But what if super baby became too powerful? 338 00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,169 I guess we'll just have to take that chance. 339 00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:05,169 Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter. 340 00:12:05,236 --> 00:12:07,335 He needs this. 341 00:12:07,402 --> 00:12:09,234 Plus, if they get married, 342 00:12:09,302 --> 00:12:10,534 he'll spend all his time with her, 343 00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:13,900 and I might never have to talk to him again. 344 00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,500 Hmm. 345 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,733 Professor Linda, you have... 346 00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:19,301 Really nice arms. 347 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:20,800 - Oh? - Do you work out? 348 00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,433 I was gonna say the exact same thing. 349 00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:24,999 But I didn't want you to think that I was objectifying you 350 00:12:25,067 --> 00:12:26,633 with my male gaze. 351 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,633 May I see? 352 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,799 Oh, sure. 353 00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:30,766 Oh, my good gracious. You have... 354 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,367 - extraordinary caput laterale. - Thank you. 355 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:35,633 There's nothing more important than physical health. 356 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,233 - I agree. - Kendra? 357 00:12:37,301 --> 00:12:38,432 - Yes? - You know what? 358 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,565 I am gonna have that third steak after all. 359 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:43,798 Go ahead and put that order in now, please, and thank you. 360 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,398 Your campaign hit a snag of sorts, 361 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,731 with the revelation that you and your boss, Ben Wyatt, 362 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:49,931 were having une affaire de coeur— 363 00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:51,398 affair of the heart. 364 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,898 Well, I've discussed that many times, 365 00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,133 and there's really nothing more to say. 366 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,397 I would rather talk about the ways 367 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:57,930 to solve problems in this town. 368 00:12:57,998 --> 00:12:59,331 Good luck with that. 369 00:12:59,398 --> 00:13:01,131 But getting back to your affair with Ben Wyatt, 370 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:02,764 who's now your campaign manager... 371 00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:04,231 Buddy, frankly, I don't want to discuss that. 372 00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:05,831 But if you'd like, we can talk about ways 373 00:13:05,899 --> 00:13:09,198 that I can improve the airport or our many wonderful parks. 374 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:09,931 I don't. 375 00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,664 I'd like to talk about you and Ben Wyatt. 376 00:13:11,731 --> 00:13:14,030 Uh-oh. I know that look. 377 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,363 - She's got the crazy eyes. - Yeah. 378 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,496 Well, like I said, 379 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:18,096 I don't want to discuss it, Buddy, 380 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,096 and, frankly, I don't appreciate your condescending tone. 381 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:21,363 But you know what? 382 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,230 I've had a couple drinks, so what the hell? 383 00:13:23,298 --> 00:13:24,729 Ben and I first... 384 00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,496 I'm sorry, Ms. Knope, 385 00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,428 are you inebriated? 386 00:13:28,496 --> 00:13:30,762 What? No. Preposterous. 387 00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:32,828 - Are you ine— —Ebriated? 388 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,428 That was bad timing. 389 00:13:34,496 --> 00:13:37,029 This is a Buddy Wood first— an exclusive interview 390 00:13:37,096 --> 00:13:38,762 with potential city councilwoman Leslie Knope, 391 00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:40,662 who appears to be drunk right now on camera. 392 00:13:40,729 --> 00:13:42,196 I am not drunk. 393 00:13:42,264 --> 00:13:44,861 Yes, when you have a jumbo Margarita 394 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:47,128 and some flaming Tequila shots, you can get drunk. 395 00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:48,961 Is it this sad, pathetic town 396 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,594 that makes you drink this way? 397 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:54,327 - This interview is over. - Okay, Ms. Knope. 398 00:13:54,395 --> 00:13:55,528 Oh— 399 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,494 This— this is not because I'm drunk. 400 00:13:57,562 --> 00:14:00,527 This is because of the wire. 401 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:02,593 A fitting end to a bizarre interview 402 00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:03,993 and a sad moment 403 00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:06,560 in a depressing city with no hope, 404 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:10,227 in the waning moments of the bitter saga 405 00:14:10,294 --> 00:14:13,660 that has been a contentious campaign. 406 00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:16,557 C'mon Buddy, you cannot air that tape. 407 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:18,883 Are you kidding? This is as great for me 408 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:20,582 as it is terrible for you. 409 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:22,216 The sheep that watch my show 410 00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:24,548 are gonna eat this up like tiramisu. 411 00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:26,182 Tiramisu is an Italian dessert often— 412 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,414 I know what tiramisu is, okay? 413 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:29,514 - And sheep don't eat it. - Sorry, but... 414 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:32,714 Tomorrow morning this gets broadcast 415 00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:35,814 around the entire Indiana-sphere. 416 00:14:38,849 --> 00:14:40,915 Thank you for celebrating 417 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:44,981 the most ultimate triumph of my life. 418 00:14:45,048 --> 00:14:49,613 I'm very proud of me, and you are too. 419 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,680 And, Professor, I'm taking your class again next semester. 420 00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:54,347 And I'm gonna lock down that P-plus. 421 00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:55,981 It's impossible. 422 00:14:56,048 --> 00:14:59,013 You and the women taught me that nothing is impossible. 423 00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,279 Alright, I better be going. 424 00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:01,579 - I have to get up early. - Good-bye. 425 00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:03,779 I'm teaching a morning Zumba class for retirees. 426 00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:07,113 Before I do, 427 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,612 Linda, do you enjoy land kayaking? 428 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,779 It's quite fun. 429 00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:12,980 Well, it's more grueling than fun. 430 00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,678 But I would love to take you. 431 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,045 I'm really flattered, 432 00:15:16,113 --> 00:15:17,678 but I just got out of a relationship, 433 00:15:17,746 --> 00:15:19,478 and I think I need a little more time 434 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,644 before I jump into anything. 435 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:22,845 Of course. I understand. 436 00:15:22,913 --> 00:15:25,112 - I'm sorry. - I appreciate your caution. 437 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,311 - Thank you. - I hope to see you again. 438 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:28,945 Good-bye, everyone. 439 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:31,979 Anybody want to go to JJ's for some after-dinner omelets? 440 00:15:33,544 --> 00:15:35,543 Or how about you and I go back to my place? 441 00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:36,944 Yes. 442 00:15:40,211 --> 00:15:41,978 Wow! 443 00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:44,944 Ben, I am so sorry. 444 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,609 Let's just focus on the problem. 445 00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:48,110 Now, if we don't stop that interview 446 00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:50,476 from airing in the morning, this campaign is dead. 447 00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:51,910 So... 448 00:15:51,978 --> 00:15:53,776 We have to go to Indianapolis. 449 00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:55,809 - And do what? - I don't know, Tom. 450 00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,977 I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something. 451 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,743 Ah, that's so sweet— I've never had a boyfriend 452 00:15:59,810 --> 00:16:01,942 threaten to commit arson for me before. 453 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,009 Ah, it gets old. 454 00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:04,142 We still have six hours of rental time 455 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:05,441 on the hot-tub limo. 456 00:16:05,509 --> 00:16:06,508 We could take that. 457 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:07,876 No one would have to drive all night. 458 00:16:07,943 --> 00:16:09,375 That's actually a good idea. 459 00:16:09,442 --> 00:16:11,775 Plus, it allows for the possibility 460 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,608 of high-speed skinny-dipping. 461 00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:15,541 Ugh. 462 00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:18,141 Ann, I was joking. Come on, it was a joke. 463 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,008 It was funny. 464 00:16:20,076 --> 00:16:21,507 Where we going, folks— 465 00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:23,041 drive around, hit the strip clubs? 466 00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:24,540 - Yeah! - No. 467 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:28,108 We're going to this address in Indianapolis. 468 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:30,108 - Really? - Yeah. 469 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:32,374 You know, no one ever used this hot-tub limo 470 00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:33,741 for actual transportation. 471 00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:35,306 And I can't take this thing on the highway, 472 00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:36,806 so it'll take a few extra hours. 473 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,673 Hey, is this a seven or a one? 474 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,874 Jerry. 475 00:16:46,941 --> 00:16:49,673 Jerry! 476 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,705 Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning. 477 00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:53,039 Is it really? 478 00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,305 Oh, my gosh. 479 00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:57,339 Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? 480 00:16:57,406 --> 00:16:59,272 I will just take these down to the post office 481 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,839 and, uh, put the, uh... 482 00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,204 Oh, jeez. Oh, no. 483 00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:10,038 I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, 484 00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:13,137 and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes. 485 00:17:13,205 --> 00:17:14,704 Oh... 486 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,604 My God. 487 00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:20,072 Well, you know, it's like I always say. 488 00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:23,904 It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. 489 00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:25,004 Here we go! 490 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,037 I'll make some coffee. 491 00:17:28,104 --> 00:17:29,937 Hey, you're blocking my driveway. 492 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,103 Leslie Knope? 493 00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:35,270 - What are you doing? - Hi, um... 494 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,103 Mr. Wood, I'm so sorry. 495 00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:40,102 We—oh, my God, I can't see. It's so bright out here. 496 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,936 - Ohh. - We drove here to ask you— 497 00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:45,602 No, to beg you to please destroy that tape. 498 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,269 Yeah, I got your 50 messages. 499 00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:49,469 Leslie was just out with her friends blowing off some steam. 500 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,169 - What? - Please. Please. 501 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,602 Please, please, please. 502 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,769 That's five pleases. 503 00:17:53,837 --> 00:17:55,101 As much as I enjoy the groveling, 504 00:17:55,169 --> 00:17:57,201 I can't destroy the tape because I don't have it, 505 00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:59,969 because your sad, tiny backwater airport 506 00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:02,468 lost my bags. 507 00:18:02,535 --> 00:18:03,969 Oh, really? 508 00:18:04,036 --> 00:18:05,434 You'd think a commuter airport 509 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,368 could handle the luggage of 11 people at once, 510 00:18:07,435 --> 00:18:08,801 but apparently not. 511 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,500 Completely ruined a great story. 512 00:18:10,568 --> 00:18:12,968 Thank God for that mitten factory tragedy. 513 00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:13,968 - Yeah. - Mm. 514 00:18:14,035 --> 00:18:15,133 - God, that's... - Okay. 515 00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:16,667 - Great. Uh... - We should—yeah. 516 00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,234 - We're gonna go. - Good-bye. 517 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,534 Ah, screw it. 518 00:18:24,601 --> 00:18:26,799 Yay! 519 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:28,766 Fun Ben lives. 520 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,333 April, Andrew... 521 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,599 Good morning to you both. 522 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,099 Doughnuts— go nuts. 523 00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,833 Hey, you kids need any money? 524 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,765 - No. - Go buy yourself a Walkman. 525 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,298 How much is a Walkman nowadays? 526 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,498 Probably more than $20. Here's $25. 527 00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,365 Hi, guys, I just wanted to come by 528 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,998 and thank you for a phenomenal evening. 529 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:55,332 Yeah, seems like we all had a phenomenal evening. 530 00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:56,631 And I should probably thank you 531 00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:57,798 for introducing me to Linda. 532 00:18:57,866 --> 00:19:00,164 I think we had a deep emotional connection 533 00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:02,030 that is very worth exploring. 534 00:19:02,098 --> 00:19:03,530 So I'm gonna ask her out again... 535 00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:04,997 When she's emotionally ready. 536 00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:06,464 - Hmm. - Hey, Ron... 537 00:19:06,531 --> 00:19:09,197 Great red shirt. 538 00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:12,364 Dude, Ron... you have to tell him what happened. 539 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:14,197 Why? It's none of his business. 540 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:16,530 Because he's been super sad lately. 541 00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:18,930 It kind of seems like you should at least give him a heads-up 542 00:19:18,997 --> 00:19:20,296 so he doesn't get rejected again. 543 00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,664 I like to not get involved in these matters 544 00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:25,263 or any matters of any nature. 545 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,063 Uh, you know, Ron, someone once told me 546 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:30,529 that this is not how grown-ups deal with tough situations. 547 00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:32,929 We face them head-on. 548 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:36,697 Fine. 549 00:19:37,764 --> 00:19:39,696 Oh, my God, Ron... 550 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,162 It was you who told me that. 551 00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:44,262 That's crazy. 552 00:19:45,497 --> 00:19:46,928 There's that shirt. 553 00:19:46,995 --> 00:19:48,528 Look, Chris... 554 00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:50,495 After the bar last night, 555 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,762 I... 556 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:56,729 engaged in consensual activities with Linda. 557 00:19:58,295 --> 00:20:00,328 - I see. - I didn't plan it. 558 00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:02,361 But it occurred. 559 00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:03,794 Now you know. 560 00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:07,261 Well, thank you for being forthright and telling me. 561 00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:10,694 You're a good man, Ron. 562 00:20:15,495 --> 00:20:17,160 I'm quite lonely. 563 00:20:17,228 --> 00:20:19,025 Ah, 564 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,092 They say to win an election, 565 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,760 you have to be good, and you have to be lucky. 566 00:20:24,627 --> 00:20:27,326 I got pretty damn lucky when I met Ben. 567 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,460 And I'm lucky that Ann and Tom 568 00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:32,326 and all my other friends volunteer to help me out. 569 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:34,492 And I'm super lucky that that tape disappeared. 570 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,292 I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. 571 00:20:42,861 --> 00:20:45,492 Actually, not all of it. 572 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,692 He's about to get lucky. 573 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,024 It's—it's on. 574 00:20:49,092 --> 00:20:50,890 He doesn't even know it yet. 575 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,795 - Hey. - Hey, sweetheart. 576 00:20:54,863 --> 00:20:56,361 I'm not sure you're even aware of this, 577 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,661 but we have now gone 48 hours without breaking up, 578 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:00,861 shattering our previous record. 579 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,427 That's not bad. 580 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,161 - To celebrate... - Oh, please, don't. 581 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,927 Whatever this is, I don't want it. 582 00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:08,728 Just a little 48-hour anniversary gift. 583 00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:14,827 - Condoms. - 48 of 'em. 584 00:21:14,893 --> 00:21:17,093 Different flavor for each hour. 585 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,892 Yeah, we're not dating any more, okay? Get out. 586 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,259 - No, wait. - Get out. - Don't punish me. 587 00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:21,693 - I took a risk. - Yeah. Bye. 588 00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:27,764 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com