1 00:00:00,207 --> 00:00:01,547 Mr. Hotate, hi. 2 00:00:01,548 --> 00:00:02,756 Thank you for coming. 3 00:00:02,757 --> 00:00:03,797 Would you like some water? 4 00:00:04,058 --> 00:00:07,110 Water? Like fire water? 5 00:00:07,145 --> 00:00:09,346 That's racist, and I do not appreciate it. 6 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:11,231 No, no, no, no, no. I-I didn't mean it like that. 7 00:00:11,282 --> 00:00:12,699 I just meant, you know... 8 00:00:12,734 --> 00:00:13,734 I'm just messing with you. 9 00:00:13,785 --> 00:00:15,685 Oh, my God! 10 00:00:15,703 --> 00:00:17,020 He's funny. This guy's funny. 11 00:00:17,038 --> 00:00:18,288 - He does that sometimes. - But seriously. 12 00:00:18,323 --> 00:00:20,357 I'll have a whiskey. 13 00:00:20,375 --> 00:00:23,493 Ken Hotate is the leader of the Wamapoke people, 14 00:00:23,527 --> 00:00:24,828 and we are trying to get them involved 15 00:00:24,862 --> 00:00:26,330 in our Pawnee Commons project. 16 00:00:26,364 --> 00:00:28,048 Ken and I get along great. 17 00:00:28,082 --> 00:00:30,133 But historically, Pawnee's relationship 18 00:00:30,168 --> 00:00:33,501 with the Wamapoke has been more... 19 00:00:33,888 --> 00:00:35,172 Murder-y. 20 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:37,557 What about... and I'm just spit-balling here... 21 00:00:37,592 --> 00:00:40,627 a large neon advertisement for the Wamapoke casino? 22 00:00:40,662 --> 00:00:42,980 We have a new slogan that I'm quite proud of: 23 00:00:43,014 --> 00:00:45,847 "Our slots are downright filthy." 24 00:00:45,984 --> 00:00:48,319 I think it's a slam-dunk idea. I think we're done here. 25 00:00:48,353 --> 00:00:49,687 I don't... I don't think we are. 26 00:00:49,721 --> 00:00:51,555 I don't know if we could put that in a public park. 27 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:54,391 In that case, the playground will be great. 28 00:00:54,909 --> 00:00:57,728 Why don't we retire to my longhouse 29 00:00:57,729 --> 00:00:59,946 and smoke the ceremonial peace pipe to celebrate? 30 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:04,034 - Is he joking? - I don't know. 31 00:01:07,071 --> 00:01:12,404 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:24,272 --> 00:01:26,056 Well, well, well. 33 00:01:26,107 --> 00:01:29,092 If it isn't Mr. Best Man and Bachelor boy. 34 00:01:29,093 --> 00:01:31,061 Ann Perkins, Maid of Honor, 35 00:01:31,095 --> 00:01:32,762 are you ready for the bachelorette party? 36 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:33,864 Uh, more than ready. 37 00:01:33,898 --> 00:01:36,233 We've got dancing, Jell-o shots, 38 00:01:36,267 --> 00:01:37,434 private karaoke, 39 00:01:37,452 --> 00:01:39,236 and anything that can be penis-shaped 40 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,704 will be penis-shaped. 41 00:01:40,738 --> 00:01:41,905 - Ohhh! - What? 42 00:01:41,939 --> 00:01:43,940 As Leslie's maid of honor, 43 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:47,244 I really need her bachelorette party to go well. 44 00:01:47,278 --> 00:01:50,280 Which is why I'm stress-eating gummy penises. 45 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:55,385 What are you losers doing for your bachelor party? 46 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,387 I told Ben he could do whatever he wants. 47 00:01:57,422 --> 00:01:58,455 Sky is the limit. 48 00:01:58,473 --> 00:02:01,458 We have Haverford, Swanson, Dwyer... 49 00:02:01,492 --> 00:02:03,012 Jerry forced his way in there somehow... 50 00:02:03,061 --> 00:02:05,095 things are bound to get crazy. 51 00:02:05,129 --> 00:02:08,962 The game is Settlers of Catan. 52 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,968 The object is be the first to build a civilization 53 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:13,403 on this fictional island. 54 00:02:13,438 --> 00:02:14,654 I can't believe this is what you want to do 55 00:02:14,689 --> 00:02:15,906 for your bachelor party. 56 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:17,700 Look, guys, we don't have to play this game 57 00:02:17,742 --> 00:02:18,692 if you don't want to. 58 00:02:18,743 --> 00:02:21,144 I mean, I'm nationally ranked, 59 00:02:21,162 --> 00:02:22,612 so it isn't even really fair. 60 00:02:22,646 --> 00:02:24,865 Ben, this is your night. 61 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:26,149 We do what you want to do. 62 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:27,951 Come on, let's play. 63 00:02:27,985 --> 00:02:30,454 I'm not a big bachelor party kind of guy, 64 00:02:30,488 --> 00:02:32,456 so when the guys asked me what my perfect night would be, 65 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:35,125 I told them the truth... beer and board games. 66 00:02:35,159 --> 00:02:38,045 They thought I was kidding. 67 00:02:38,096 --> 00:02:39,713 I was not kidding. 68 00:02:39,764 --> 00:02:42,049 Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties 69 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,801 where things get out of control and we murder someone, 70 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:46,136 and then we all have to take a blood oath 71 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,604 to never reveal our secret? 72 00:02:47,638 --> 00:02:49,556 No. 73 00:02:49,607 --> 00:02:52,476 Then I might have to leave early. 74 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:53,843 What the hell? 75 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,097 Well, well, well. 76 00:02:57,115 --> 00:02:58,982 Don't you ladies look nice... For once? 77 00:02:59,033 --> 00:03:00,934 Just kidding. I've actually always been 78 00:03:00,952 --> 00:03:02,436 attracted to this one. 79 00:03:02,470 --> 00:03:03,870 Jamm, what the hell are you doing? 80 00:03:03,872 --> 00:03:04,938 We're laying the groundwork 81 00:03:04,956 --> 00:03:05,989 for Pawnee's newest restaurant. 82 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,741 "Future home of Paunch Burger. 83 00:03:07,775 --> 00:03:09,442 Start drooling, fatties"? 84 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:10,911 Look, the deal was that both of us 85 00:03:10,945 --> 00:03:12,462 had three months to get our proposals together, 86 00:03:12,497 --> 00:03:13,881 and then we put it up for a vote. 87 00:03:13,915 --> 00:03:16,383 - We still have two weeks left. - Yeah, that's true. 88 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:19,052 However, here's the problem. 89 00:03:19,087 --> 00:03:20,420 Turns out, I don't care. 90 00:03:20,454 --> 00:03:21,672 You can't stop this train. 91 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:22,956 Make all the ruckus you want. 92 00:03:22,974 --> 00:03:24,624 By the time this all gets cleared up, 93 00:03:24,642 --> 00:03:26,593 the people will be frothing at the mouth 94 00:03:26,627 --> 00:03:27,594 for that beef. 95 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:30,430 Aw, sweet! A new Paunch Burger. 96 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:33,300 Their burgers will kill you! They're full of wasps! 97 00:03:33,318 --> 00:03:34,801 Yeah, but they taste real good. 98 00:03:35,069 --> 00:03:36,553 Yes, they do, sir. 99 00:03:36,571 --> 00:03:39,055 Once again, open invitation. 100 00:03:39,073 --> 00:03:41,024 I'm still technically married, but my wife knows the deal. 101 00:03:41,058 --> 00:03:42,859 Ugh. 102 00:03:42,893 --> 00:03:44,361 Oh, I'm sorry, what's this? 103 00:03:44,395 --> 00:03:47,728 Seven contiguous segments, giving me longest road 104 00:03:48,249 --> 00:03:50,667 and a sweet-ass ten points for the win. 105 00:03:50,701 --> 00:03:52,035 Oh, booyah! 106 00:03:52,069 --> 00:03:53,286 Okay. All right. 107 00:03:53,337 --> 00:03:55,071 Guys, come on over here. Gather round. 108 00:03:55,089 --> 00:03:56,506 I want to propose a toast. 109 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:59,126 To our new Lord of Catan, 110 00:03:59,177 --> 00:04:00,961 Ben Wyatt, a great friend 111 00:04:01,012 --> 00:04:02,245 and a wonderful man. 112 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:04,914 May you and Leslie find eternal happiness together. 113 00:04:04,932 --> 00:04:06,967 - Hey. - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 114 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:09,085 Thanks, you guys. Thanks for indulging me. 115 00:04:09,103 --> 00:04:10,353 Hey, you want to stick around? 116 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:11,921 I got a bunch of Homeland episodes 117 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:13,473 burning a hole in my DVR. 118 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:14,691 No! 119 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:16,309 I'm sorry. On principle, 120 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,028 I cannot stand idly by 121 00:04:18,062 --> 00:04:19,929 and watch a bachelor party peter out like this. 122 00:04:19,947 --> 00:04:21,264 Now, I know you said no strippers 123 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:22,532 'cause they make you sad. 124 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:23,766 Correct. 125 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:25,101 Then let's go get a drink at Essence. 126 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:26,703 It's the hot new bar in Eagleton. 127 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:29,939 Things Magazine said it's the next big thing. 128 00:04:29,957 --> 00:04:31,324 But, Tom, this is Ben's night. 129 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,894 Oh, believe me, if the group's happy, I'm happy. 130 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:34,911 - I'd go. - If you guys spot me. 131 00:04:34,945 --> 00:04:35,945 It sounds expensive. 132 00:04:35,963 --> 00:04:37,247 Just so you know, 133 00:04:37,281 --> 00:04:38,748 it's not your typical bar. 134 00:04:38,782 --> 00:04:41,117 They specialize in molecular mixology. 135 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:43,453 It's kind of like an experimental new way 136 00:04:43,471 --> 00:04:44,787 to consume alcohol. 137 00:04:44,805 --> 00:04:48,138 Son, there's no wrong way to consume alcohol. 138 00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:52,729 Here's your Bud light. 139 00:04:52,763 --> 00:04:54,598 - I ordered a beer. - That is a beer. 140 00:04:54,632 --> 00:04:57,965 And here's your Nimbus Martini. 141 00:04:58,319 --> 00:04:59,802 May I go ahead and chisel your aromasphere? 142 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:03,153 Please! 143 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:06,443 This is the wrong way to consume alcohol. 144 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:08,912 Whoa, that's a pretty stiff cloud. 145 00:05:08,946 --> 00:05:10,747 - Who ordered the Scotch? - Right here. 146 00:05:10,781 --> 00:05:13,783 Hold out your hands, please. 147 00:05:15,786 --> 00:05:17,037 What's happening? 148 00:05:17,088 --> 00:05:19,706 Oh, this is a sort of play on Scotch. 149 00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:21,875 It's a whiskey-infused lotion. 150 00:05:21,926 --> 00:05:23,826 Can I ask if this entire establishment 151 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:25,962 is a practical joke of some kind? 152 00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:27,464 If you don't like the Scotch, they have a vodka 153 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:30,500 that's served in the form of a flash of light. 154 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,887 Hey. 155 00:05:33,921 --> 00:05:35,138 Having fun? 156 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:36,890 Well, four years of work down the drain, 157 00:05:36,941 --> 00:05:38,341 and I have a penis on my head. 158 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:41,010 Jamm is stealing this lot right out from under us. 159 00:05:41,028 --> 00:05:43,063 My dream is dead, Ann. Mine too. 160 00:05:43,114 --> 00:05:45,181 This is why I prefer nightmares. 161 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:46,600 You are sad drinking right now, 162 00:05:46,634 --> 00:05:49,519 and I need you to be happy drinking. 163 00:05:49,537 --> 00:05:51,404 Like when we watch Grease together. 164 00:05:51,455 --> 00:05:53,022 I know, Ann, but everything's gonna disappear. 165 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,909 April's mini-dog park, the Li'l Sebastian fountain, 166 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,327 even the Wamapoke playground. 167 00:05:57,361 --> 00:05:59,663 Yet another piece of Wamapoke land 168 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:01,364 plowed over by the white man. 169 00:06:01,382 --> 00:06:02,749 Just try to forget about it. 170 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,133 I mean, there's nothing you can do to stop them tonight. 171 00:06:07,288 --> 00:06:09,289 For almost 200 years, Pawnee repeatedly built 172 00:06:09,307 --> 00:06:12,059 factories, restaurants, and other stuff 173 00:06:12,093 --> 00:06:14,627 on land held sacred by the Wamapoke people. 174 00:06:14,645 --> 00:06:16,680 So we passed a law 175 00:06:16,731 --> 00:06:18,849 saying that if any sacred Wamapoke artifact 176 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,851 is found on a development site, 177 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,770 all construction must immediately stop. 178 00:06:23,804 --> 00:06:26,106 It would be terrible if that were to happen 179 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,474 on this future Paunch Burger site. 180 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:35,198 Oh, this is bad. 181 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:37,084 I should not have done this. 182 00:06:40,872 --> 00:06:43,657 Oh, I wonder who that is. 183 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:46,159 Well, if it isn't Babe Lincoln! 184 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:48,495 - Imagine that. - Hello, ladies. 185 00:06:48,546 --> 00:06:49,996 I'm Abraham Lincoln. 186 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:51,548 Who's the lucky Mary Todd? 187 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,283 Right here. Right here. 188 00:06:53,301 --> 00:06:54,284 Ah, ah, ah, me first. 189 00:06:54,302 --> 00:06:55,302 Me first. Oh, okay. 190 00:06:55,336 --> 00:06:57,170 All right, tear it up, 16! 191 00:06:57,221 --> 00:06:58,672 Emancipate them abs. 192 00:07:01,642 --> 00:07:02,625 Come on, Ann, not now. 193 00:07:02,643 --> 00:07:03,760 Come on, Leslie, just loosen up. 194 00:07:03,794 --> 00:07:05,011 I know for a fact 195 00:07:05,062 --> 00:07:06,346 this is a sex dream you've had. 196 00:07:06,397 --> 00:07:07,347 Looks like it's time 197 00:07:07,398 --> 00:07:09,399 for the Gettysburg undressed! 198 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:10,850 Okay. 199 00:07:10,902 --> 00:07:13,236 And we're gonna have to stop now. 200 00:07:13,271 --> 00:07:14,871 I'm sorry, I'm just not in the mood 201 00:07:14,906 --> 00:07:16,573 for historical nudity. 202 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:19,142 Please, Mr. President, put your pants back on. 203 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,777 Ann, can I speak with you privately? 204 00:07:20,811 --> 00:07:22,279 Is your name Glenn? 205 00:07:22,313 --> 00:07:24,030 - Yeah. - I sat behind you 206 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:25,081 in middle school band. 207 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:26,416 Do you still play the clarinet? 208 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,151 Yeah. 209 00:07:28,169 --> 00:07:31,321 How have you been, man? 210 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:34,310 Man, if I ever have a bachelor party, 211 00:07:34,325 --> 00:07:35,875 I am definitely coming back here. 212 00:07:35,927 --> 00:07:38,007 You never had one before you were married to Wendy? 213 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:39,379 No, it was a green card wedding. 214 00:07:39,430 --> 00:07:40,463 I did watch the three-way sex scene 215 00:07:40,497 --> 00:07:41,998 from Wild Things a few times 216 00:07:42,016 --> 00:07:43,967 the night before, but it didn't really count. 217 00:07:44,001 --> 00:07:46,136 I never had a bachelor party either. 218 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:47,637 Me and April, we got married with no warning. 219 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:48,911 I didn't even have time 220 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,106 to take a shower before my wedding. 221 00:07:50,141 --> 00:07:52,359 Or after. 222 00:07:52,393 --> 00:07:53,560 For, like, a week and a half. 223 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,061 Tammy One forbade me 224 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:57,447 from any kind of celebration, 225 00:07:57,481 --> 00:07:59,065 and Tammy Two thwarted me by calling in 226 00:07:59,116 --> 00:08:01,234 a bomb threat to the steakhouse. 227 00:08:01,285 --> 00:08:02,619 I didn't have one either! 228 00:08:02,653 --> 00:08:03,987 Yeah, really, it's a funny story. 229 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:06,022 So two weeks before I married Gayle, 230 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,490 I had an emergency appendectomy. 231 00:08:07,524 --> 00:08:10,160 Boop! That's me hitting the snooze button. 232 00:08:10,194 --> 00:08:11,795 Don't talk again for another ten minutes. 233 00:08:11,796 --> 00:08:13,029 New idea! 234 00:08:13,047 --> 00:08:15,966 Tonight, everyone gets the bachelor party 235 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 they never had. 236 00:08:17,034 --> 00:08:19,535 One activity per bachelor. 237 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:21,421 Welcome to Tom's bachelor party, 238 00:08:21,472 --> 00:08:24,424 held in a white airplane hangar from the ice planet Hoth, 239 00:08:24,475 --> 00:08:27,010 replete with dangling, beautiful aerialists. 240 00:08:27,044 --> 00:08:28,011 To Tom Haverford. 241 00:08:28,045 --> 00:08:29,062 To Tom Haverford! 242 00:08:31,849 --> 00:08:34,985 Hey, hey... and to my bride, Rihanna. 243 00:08:35,019 --> 00:08:37,153 We truly did find love in a hopeless place. 244 00:08:37,188 --> 00:08:39,522 Waiter, a round of light-flash shots 245 00:08:39,556 --> 00:08:40,774 for me and my friends! 246 00:08:40,825 --> 00:08:42,158 - Ohhh! - Whoo! 247 00:08:42,193 --> 00:08:44,160 Okay, so what happened? 248 00:08:44,195 --> 00:08:46,780 Well, I buried a bunch of Wamapoke artifacts 249 00:08:46,831 --> 00:08:47,781 in the dirt 250 00:08:47,832 --> 00:08:49,399 so that people would find them 251 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:51,668 and have to stop developing at the site. 252 00:08:51,702 --> 00:08:54,204 You know, when I say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad. 253 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:56,456 - No, that's bad. - Yeah, that's pretty uncool. 254 00:08:56,507 --> 00:08:58,708 - Shut up, Glenn. - I'm sorry, guys. 255 00:08:58,742 --> 00:09:00,260 Councilman Jamm was being sneaky, 256 00:09:00,294 --> 00:09:02,095 and then I tried to sneaky him back, 257 00:09:02,129 --> 00:09:05,131 and it turned to crummy, and I have to undo it. 258 00:09:05,182 --> 00:09:06,850 I need your help. 259 00:09:06,884 --> 00:09:08,802 - You don't mean... - I do. 260 00:09:08,853 --> 00:09:10,253 No. I'm not doing that. 261 00:09:13,090 --> 00:09:14,190 You guys, the penis hats 262 00:09:14,225 --> 00:09:15,525 cut your digging time in half. 263 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:16,976 I'm serious. Don't be afraid. 264 00:09:17,028 --> 00:09:18,895 Use the penises. 265 00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:21,114 Bachelorette party. 266 00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:22,482 Whoo. 267 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:25,268 Perkins does it again. 268 00:09:26,603 --> 00:09:29,372 You know, I met Gayle right here at Sherm's. 269 00:09:29,407 --> 00:09:30,990 - Mm-mm. - She was slender. 270 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:34,210 Blonde hair, big breasts, long legs. 271 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:36,513 Ugh, not my type at all. 272 00:09:36,547 --> 00:09:38,665 And what was it, exactly, that led to you two 273 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:39,666 hitting it off? 274 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:40,950 Was she ill, 275 00:09:40,968 --> 00:09:43,253 or did your father witness her father 276 00:09:43,287 --> 00:09:44,637 committing a crime? 277 00:09:44,672 --> 00:09:46,056 - Or was she temporarily blind... - You know what? 278 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,390 All that matters is that you got married, 279 00:09:47,425 --> 00:09:48,391 and you're happy. 280 00:09:48,426 --> 00:09:50,593 So as all-time best man, 281 00:09:50,627 --> 00:09:53,179 I suggest we raise a cone to Jerry Gergich. 282 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:54,180 Jerry Gergich. 283 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:55,398 - Jerry! - Thank you. 284 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,684 - Gergich. - Aw, jeez. 285 00:09:57,735 --> 00:09:59,069 No worries, Gary. 286 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:00,236 Oh, thanks, Sherm. 287 00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:03,440 How did you have that ready so fast? 288 00:10:03,474 --> 00:10:05,075 I always make a backup cone. 289 00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:07,277 He drops it about half the time. 290 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:09,279 Andy, you're next. 291 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:11,448 Any activity in the world. What would you do? 292 00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:12,922 Well, mine's impossible. 293 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,451 I want to see a Colts game. 294 00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:16,503 I want to see the Colts beat the Patriots 49 to nothing, 295 00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:18,204 then I yell at Tom Brady and make him cry, 296 00:10:18,255 --> 00:10:19,576 then I hook up with Dave Matthews, 297 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:21,508 and we play golden tee for ten hours. 298 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,093 that's a very specific dream, son. 299 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:29,763 Hey, Jim, Chris Traeger. I need a favor. 300 00:10:30,885 --> 00:10:32,552 I'm dead. I am dead. 301 00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:35,138 And this is what heaven is like. 302 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,306 I knew it. 303 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,942 Oh, this is where they play the games! 304 00:10:39,376 --> 00:10:41,294 You're up, Andy. 305 00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:43,846 Hey, guys! Guys, come on over here. 306 00:10:43,864 --> 00:10:44,847 Andy, I want you to meet 307 00:10:44,865 --> 00:10:47,400 Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay. 308 00:10:47,451 --> 00:10:48,952 Andy, good to meet you, my friend. 309 00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:50,987 Thank you. I love your team, sir. 310 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,822 I love them like they're my own children. 311 00:10:52,856 --> 00:10:54,124 You're big enough to play football yourself, 312 00:10:54,158 --> 00:10:55,241 it looks like to me. 313 00:10:55,292 --> 00:10:56,826 I can't tell if you're joking, 314 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,294 but I hope you're not. 315 00:10:58,329 --> 00:11:00,580 This whole place is yours. 316 00:11:00,631 --> 00:11:01,871 Jim Irsay and I became friends 317 00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:04,467 while volunteering to mentor Indianapolis teens. 318 00:11:04,502 --> 00:11:06,553 I gave them tours of the state house. 319 00:11:06,587 --> 00:11:09,920 Jim gave them Colts tickets and autographed jerseys. 320 00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:11,841 They preferred Jim. 321 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,510 Reggie Wayne. I can't look at you, 322 00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:15,512 Reggie Wayne. Oh. 323 00:11:15,546 --> 00:11:18,097 I got married in your jersey. That's no joke. 324 00:11:18,149 --> 00:11:20,433 That's weird. But I respect that. 325 00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:22,318 I'm a big fan, Mr. Luck. 326 00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:23,987 Okay, guy, settle down. 327 00:11:24,021 --> 00:11:25,855 - Okay. - Uh, Mr. Andrew Luck, 328 00:11:25,889 --> 00:11:28,391 it's every groom's dream to catch a touchdown pass 329 00:11:28,409 --> 00:11:29,392 thrown by you. 330 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,610 Could you do me the honor? 331 00:11:30,661 --> 00:11:32,278 - Yeah, let's do it. - Keep the spiral tight. 332 00:11:32,329 --> 00:11:33,279 - I'll try. - Okay. 333 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,454 Touchdown, Dwyer! 334 00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:44,574 - Andy! - Yeah! 335 00:11:44,592 --> 00:11:46,009 - Whoo! - See ya! 336 00:11:59,273 --> 00:12:00,256 Rub it in. 337 00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:01,558 Hello? 338 00:12:01,592 --> 00:12:03,593 - Ann Perkins! - Ann Perkins! 339 00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:06,729 We're having the time of our lives, 340 00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:08,364 and I'm calling you to rub it in! 341 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:09,482 - Whoo! - Boom! 342 00:12:09,533 --> 00:12:11,267 - Really. - We went to an insane bar, 343 00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:13,203 played football with the Colts. 344 00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:14,487 - With the Colts! - The Colts! 345 00:12:14,538 --> 00:12:15,655 Football! 346 00:12:15,706 --> 00:12:16,946 Now we're going to a steakhouse. 347 00:12:16,957 --> 00:12:18,157 What are you doing? 348 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:21,110 Uh, well, we're surrounded by hot guys. 349 00:12:21,128 --> 00:12:23,580 - We're surrounded by hot guys. - Boom! 350 00:12:23,614 --> 00:12:26,583 Oh, Donna just ripped off a stripper's underwear 351 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:28,117 with her teeth. 352 00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:29,456 - Whoo! - Ann, who are you lying to? 353 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,670 - Shh. - No! 354 00:12:30,721 --> 00:12:33,089 Can I take a break? My hands are tired. 355 00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:34,424 Uhuh. We paid for an hour. 356 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,092 You gonna dig for an hour. 357 00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:39,459 Gentlemen, welcome to the Steak House of St. Elmo. 358 00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:40,680 - Whoo! - Yes! 359 00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:42,432 Tonight we eat something's flesh! 360 00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:44,567 I want meat! 361 00:12:44,602 --> 00:12:45,852 Jerry, are you sure this is our table? 362 00:12:45,903 --> 00:12:47,570 There's only four settings. 363 00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:48,938 Excuse me, sir. This is not your table. 364 00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,907 Well, I thought you said the Gergich party. 365 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,808 No, no, I said the Gingrich party. 366 00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:55,245 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. 367 00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:56,863 Damn it, Jerry. 368 00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:59,165 But you know what? Gingrich, Gergich. 369 00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:01,367 I wonder if we're related. 370 00:13:01,418 --> 00:13:02,619 I don't think so, Jerry. 371 00:13:02,653 --> 00:13:05,288 Okay. 372 00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:06,706 One rare porterhouse, 373 00:13:06,757 --> 00:13:08,374 one rare sirloin, and a rasher of bacon. 374 00:13:08,425 --> 00:13:09,709 - Oh. - It's the lord's work 375 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,960 you're doing, John. 376 00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:12,762 I'd like four more glasses 377 00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:14,881 of Lagavulin in liquid form. 378 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,332 That's not something you really need to specify. 379 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,384 You'd be surprised. 380 00:13:18,435 --> 00:13:20,303 So, bachelor boy, 381 00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:21,437 how's it going with Diane? 382 00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:22,605 Hmm. 383 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,058 I'm gonna be very candid with you all. 384 00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:26,643 I like her. 385 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:27,944 - Whoa! - Wow! 386 00:13:29,446 --> 00:13:31,814 Okay, okay, okay. 387 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:34,350 There are so many things that I could say about Ron, 388 00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:36,319 but I think that the best man's speech 389 00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:38,621 should represent the groom. 390 00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,790 So I will just say... 391 00:13:40,824 --> 00:13:41,791 To Ron. 392 00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:42,825 - Oh, to Ron! - To Ron! 393 00:13:42,859 --> 00:13:44,127 To Ron. 394 00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:45,962 Just perfect. Perfect, Chris. 395 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:47,497 Here you are, sir. 396 00:13:47,531 --> 00:13:48,831 And I thought you might also like to know 397 00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:50,333 that your meal has already been taken care of 398 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,335 - by Mr. Hibbert. - W-what? 399 00:13:52,369 --> 00:13:53,369 - Oh! - Oh! 400 00:13:53,387 --> 00:13:56,472 - Hey! - Oh, whoa! 401 00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:57,507 What's up, Jell-o shot? 402 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:58,708 - Hey, man. - How's it going? 403 00:13:58,726 --> 00:14:01,043 Roy Hibbert. Entertainment 720 reunion. 404 00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:02,044 Hey, Tom. 405 00:14:02,062 --> 00:14:03,479 I am not paying for that guy. 406 00:14:03,514 --> 00:14:05,982 He owes me a lot of money. 407 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:07,266 It's true. 408 00:14:08,752 --> 00:14:10,036 Coffee? 409 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,655 Yes, please. Take extra cream, 30 sugars. 410 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:14,991 I can't believe I tried to exploit the Wamapoke 411 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,327 for my own personal gain. 412 00:14:17,361 --> 00:14:18,828 Well, we got most of the artifacts, 413 00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,396 and even if we didn't, they probably won't find them. 414 00:14:20,414 --> 00:14:22,165 Yeah, and if they do, 415 00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:23,633 you'll just go to jail. 416 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,535 But you can make wine in your toilet 417 00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:26,536 and fight people, 418 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,404 which is a super-cool way to live. 419 00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:29,922 Oh, my God. Tweep. 420 00:14:29,957 --> 00:14:31,708 I tweeped. I called Tweep. 421 00:14:31,742 --> 00:14:33,376 Look, I'm telling the truth here, lady. 422 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:36,245 We haven't found any American Indian artifacts. 423 00:14:36,263 --> 00:14:37,847 Or regular Indian. 424 00:14:37,881 --> 00:14:41,050 Japanese, Muslim, Jewish, 425 00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:42,518 none of those weird countries. 426 00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:44,554 - Weird countries? - Shauna Malwae-Tweep. 427 00:14:44,588 --> 00:14:46,689 Wow, I'm so glad that you're here. 428 00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,358 What's going on? Nothing? 429 00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:50,426 Found something! There's other stuff too. 430 00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:53,196 Arrowheads, more pottery. 431 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,732 I also found some weird-looking gummy candy. 432 00:14:55,766 --> 00:14:56,899 All right, shut it down. 433 00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,317 This is a P.R. nightmare. 434 00:14:58,369 --> 00:14:59,535 We can't do anything 435 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:01,270 until the Indian Affairs Commission weighs in. 436 00:15:01,288 --> 00:15:04,490 This is bull. 437 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,392 Okay. 438 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,218 Lesie, Ken Hotate is right over there, 439 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:11,869 you need to talk to him before the meeting 440 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,504 and come clean. 441 00:15:14,506 --> 00:15:15,673 He's gonna be so mad. 442 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,124 The zodiac killer never confessed. 443 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,458 Why do I have to? 444 00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:21,462 Leslie, I want the Pawnee Commons as bad as you do. 445 00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,163 Actually, that's not true. 446 00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:25,065 You want everything a thousand times more than I do. 447 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,901 But we do not want to win this way. 448 00:15:27,936 --> 00:15:29,820 Oh, April, I wish you weren't right, but you are. 449 00:15:29,854 --> 00:15:31,739 You have turned into a very beautiful, wise, 450 00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:33,607 and fertile government employee. 451 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,143 Stop. 452 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:37,477 It's kind of weird when she just starts 453 00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:38,946 raining compliments on you, huh? 454 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,865 Don't try to bond with me. 455 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,283 Can't win. 456 00:15:44,502 --> 00:15:46,920 Hey, guys, I had these T-shirts made. 457 00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:49,289 They're not exactly a summary of the party 458 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,674 - we ended up having. - Whoa. 459 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:51,792 But they're a good memento. 460 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,761 Madness indeed. 461 00:15:53,795 --> 00:15:55,012 I love this! 462 00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,715 Usually you can only get board game t-shirts in XXL. 463 00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,049 I just remembered. 464 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,468 We left Jerry back at the gas station in Martinsville. 465 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,803 I'll go get him. 466 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,055 Ah, that guy's the best. 467 00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:06,890 I feel bad he didn't get to have his moment last night. 468 00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:09,727 Hey, you know what we should do for him? 469 00:16:09,778 --> 00:16:12,312 Yeah, get him a pet snake, but I keep it. 470 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,897 What? 471 00:16:13,948 --> 00:16:16,117 In 1921, several Wamapoke families 472 00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:17,485 were removed from their homes 473 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,154 so that Pawnee could install a bumper car track. 474 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,207 In 1951, Pawnee made it illegal 475 00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:24,709 for people to, 476 00:16:24,743 --> 00:16:27,295 "Dance or smell like a native American." 477 00:16:27,329 --> 00:16:28,862 Why are you telling me all this? 478 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,982 Well, I want to raise the bar of awfulness 479 00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,383 so that when I confess something to you, 480 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,585 you have perspective. 481 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,721 Those artifacts found at lot 48 482 00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:38,089 were placed there by me. 483 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,391 I wanted to delay construction on the Paunch Burger 484 00:16:41,426 --> 00:16:43,510 and buy some more time for my park project. 485 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,180 That is not great. 486 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,264 It sucks. 487 00:16:47,315 --> 00:16:48,715 I'm very, very sorry. 488 00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:51,151 I have great respect for the Wamapoke culture. 489 00:16:51,186 --> 00:16:53,103 And this isn't even about the Pawnee Commons. 490 00:16:53,154 --> 00:16:55,823 I just hope that you can forgive me, Ken. 491 00:16:56,908 --> 00:16:58,475 Hey! 492 00:16:58,493 --> 00:16:59,743 Hey, guys. What are you doing here? 493 00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:02,696 Congratulations. You have won the award for Best Nan. 494 00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:05,249 Full disclosure... I voted for Ryan Gosling, 495 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:06,316 but you came in a close second. 496 00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,985 Now, you've never been married, 497 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:09,653 so you didn't get your own bachelor party. 498 00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:11,539 But let's look ahead. 499 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,707 The year is 2018. 500 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,594 America is thriving under president Nick Cannon, 501 00:17:16,628 --> 00:17:19,496 and tomorrow, Chris Traeger's getting married. 502 00:17:19,514 --> 00:17:20,965 Who's the lucky lady? 503 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,934 Maybe she's an upbeat gal who's nuts about fitness. 504 00:17:23,969 --> 00:17:26,387 Maybe she owns a juice bar in Snerling. 505 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:28,889 Maybe it's April. Maybe I die. 506 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,975 Skydiving explosion. Pbbbt. 507 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,393 And then you go marry April. 508 00:17:32,444 --> 00:17:33,777 And it makes me sad, 509 00:17:33,812 --> 00:17:35,813 but if she's gonna be with somebody, 510 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,014 I'd like it to be you. 511 00:17:37,032 --> 00:17:38,732 Strange, but sweet. 512 00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:40,818 Only I didn't really die. I was faking it. 513 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,703 And I come back. 514 00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:45,739 I spy on you from my red Corvette. 515 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:46,957 And I'm planning to kick your ass, 516 00:17:46,992 --> 00:17:48,859 but I see how happy you make her, 517 00:17:48,877 --> 00:17:49,994 and I have to walk away. 518 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,079 I have to. And I do, slowly. 519 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,330 In a rainstorm. 520 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,415 Okay, this isn't really in the spirit 521 00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:55,583 of what we're trying to do. 522 00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:58,419 But as time goes by, it eats away at me. 523 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,004 You're out living it up with my wife. 524 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,805 And I'm alone. 525 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,174 In a cave. 526 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,043 Training. 527 00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:07,878 Anyone else want to chime in? 528 00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,212 I thought you were my friend. 529 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,598 I thought you were my friend! 530 00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:12,382 Okay, what we're trying to say is 531 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,651 that you are a great guy, 532 00:18:13,685 --> 00:18:16,020 and someday, you're gonna meet somebody 533 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,555 who's into all the same stuff that you are. 534 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,941 You know, the old Chris would've loved 535 00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:24,078 this super-fit health goddess 536 00:18:24,112 --> 00:18:25,195 you guys are talking about. 537 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,615 But our great adventure reminded me 538 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,617 that now I just want someone that values 539 00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:30,834 the important things in life... 540 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:33,370 friendships, passion, happiness. 541 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,673 And dimples are a plus. 542 00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:37,291 Aw, that's sweet. 543 00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:39,960 I forgive you, bro. You take care of April. 544 00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:42,012 After careful examination, 545 00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:44,848 we have determined that these Wamapoke artifacts 546 00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:47,184 could not have originated in lot 48. 547 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:48,969 Boom. Knew it. 548 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,021 There's something else. 549 00:18:51,056 --> 00:18:52,556 I would like to go on record and say that... 550 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:53,641 Hold on, Ms. Knope. 551 00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,592 Please. 552 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,027 I would like to go on record. 553 00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:58,762 Speaking as a citizen of Pawnee, 554 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,531 I do not like the way you went back on your deal 555 00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:02,366 with Councilwoman Knope. 556 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,652 It reminds me of what the settlers of Pawnee did 557 00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:05,769 to my ancestors, 558 00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:09,120 taking their land without permission. 559 00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,742 He really plays white people like a fiddle. 560 00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:13,460 Wow. 561 00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:14,828 It's amazing to watch. 562 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,213 You and Leslie had a deal. 563 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,332 If that deal is not restored, 564 00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:21,716 well, I believe there are six Paunch Burgers 565 00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:23,053 in the Wamapoke casino. 566 00:19:23,088 --> 00:19:25,839 Perhaps it's time that we revisited 567 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:26,840 those contracts. 568 00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:29,727 Is that a threat? 569 00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:33,094 Why, yes, I... I thought that was obvious. 570 00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:35,149 Take the sign down. 571 00:19:35,183 --> 00:19:36,734 We'll wait until everything's official. 572 00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:38,352 In the spirit of fair play, 573 00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:41,736 I suggest we put on these authentic Wamapoke headdresses 574 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,574 and dance around the table. 575 00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:45,175 Absolutely not. 576 00:19:45,193 --> 00:19:47,311 That sounds highly offensive. 577 00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:48,946 Does it, white man? 578 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,515 No. It's not offensive. 579 00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:54,568 - So let's do it. - You first. 580 00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:57,287 So clearly, this is not offensive. 581 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,489 It is offensive. 582 00:19:58,523 --> 00:20:01,075 - I am very sorry. - Take it off. 583 00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:02,826 Hey, Wyatt. 584 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,294 Oh, hey, Shauna. 585 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,295 So I was chasing this story, 586 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,630 but it seems like a dead end. 587 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,917 Then I heard about your crazy rotating bachelor party. 588 00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:11,168 Would you mind if I wrote about it? 589 00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,720 Sure. 590 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,421 But is that really news? 591 00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:15,506 To me it is. 592 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,141 A group of good friends having fun, 593 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,342 doing nice things for each other. 594 00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:20,094 I mean, that's what's important in life, 595 00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:21,979 and I want to write about it. 596 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,380 Hey, Chris. 597 00:20:23,398 --> 00:20:24,398 Ben Wyatt. 598 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,266 And Shauna Malwae-Tweep. 599 00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:27,551 Hey, Shauna's doing a story 600 00:20:27,569 --> 00:20:29,269 on our group bachelor party. 601 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,554 She said she wanted to write stories 602 00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:33,273 about good people doing nice things for each other. 603 00:20:33,324 --> 00:20:36,193 So I figured you two might have a lot to talk about. 604 00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:38,479 You may be right about that. 605 00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,998 Do you have a second right now? 606 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,533 I have thousands of seconds. 607 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,001 Would you like to have lunch? 608 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,536 Are you a vegetarian? 609 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,704 A vegan? A pescatarian? 610 00:20:47,738 --> 00:20:48,839 Not that it matters. 611 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,592 - Um, I like burgers. - Perfect. 612 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,219 Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh! 613 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,504 Three, ten, bullock! Three, ten, bullock! 614 00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:59,357 Give it to me. 615 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:01,512 How great a day was today? 616 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:03,393 Oh, God, I could die. 617 00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:04,761 Greatest day of my life. 618 00:21:04,779 --> 00:21:06,063 I met Andrew Luck today. 619 00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:07,231 I met Reggie Wayne today. 620 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,598 And I met Jim Irsay. 621 00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:11,485 I'm standing on the field. 622 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,602 Lucas Oil Stadium. 623 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,155 And I'm playing football with my friends. 624 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:27,655 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com