1 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:09,589 Okay, here's the text I added a few more jokes, 2 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:11,427 slamming Eagleton at the end. 3 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:12,730 Mmm. That's the sexiest thing 4 00:00:12,732 --> 00:00:14,066 you've ever said to me. 5 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:15,601 I'm so glad you're on my team. 6 00:00:15,721 --> 00:00:16,856 Are you sure you wanna attack 'em 7 00:00:16,858 --> 00:00:18,008 at this press conference? 8 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:19,059 It's a friendly wager 9 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,914 on a high school basketball game. 10 00:00:20,916 --> 00:00:22,566 I'm losing the recall election, Ben. 11 00:00:22,568 --> 00:00:23,836 Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way 12 00:00:23,838 --> 00:00:25,105 to score some points. 13 00:00:25,107 --> 00:00:27,026 Look. Am I proud of it? Yes. 14 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,328 Because Eagleton sucks. 15 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:29,714 But is it the classiest move? 16 00:00:29,716 --> 00:00:31,267 Yes, because Eagleton sucks. 17 00:00:31,269 --> 00:00:32,386 Would I do it again? 18 00:00:32,388 --> 00:00:34,040 Yes, because Eagleton sucks. 19 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:35,242 This year, we get to host 20 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,596 the Pawnee-Eagleton tip-off classic. 21 00:00:37,598 --> 00:00:40,920 That awful human being is Ingrid de Forest. 22 00:00:40,922 --> 00:00:42,874 She's a city councilor from Eagleton. 23 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,644 She thinks she's so great because she won 24 00:00:44,646 --> 00:00:46,581 the Miss Indiana Beauty Pageant. 25 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:49,186 Last year. While she was in office. 26 00:00:49,188 --> 00:00:50,857 And pregnant. 27 00:00:50,859 --> 00:00:52,309 As always, we would like to make 28 00:00:52,311 --> 00:00:54,046 a friendly wager with Eagleton. 29 00:00:54,048 --> 00:00:55,616 If you beat us this year, 30 00:00:55,618 --> 00:00:57,786 we will give you a basket of apples 31 00:00:57,788 --> 00:00:59,406 from our Pawnee orchard. 32 00:00:59,408 --> 00:01:00,944 Ew, pesticide. Yuck. 33 00:01:00,946 --> 00:01:02,696 Oh, no, these are pesticide-free. 34 00:01:02,698 --> 00:01:04,367 I ate one of these for breakfast this morning, 35 00:01:04,369 --> 00:01:05,752 and I found a worm in it. 36 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:09,226 So, I bet somebody feels pretty stupid right now. 37 00:01:09,228 --> 00:01:12,283 Well, Leslie, I think we had similar ideas. 38 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,972 If you win, Eagleton will give you 39 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:16,691 this basket of oranges. 40 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,113 Of course, it's silly to compare 41 00:01:19,115 --> 00:01:21,751 apples and oranges, but what the heck. 42 00:01:21,753 --> 00:01:23,438 These are made of Swarovski crystal, 43 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,359 and they're worth $700,000. 44 00:01:25,361 --> 00:01:27,763 Leslie, you're down 15 points 45 00:01:27,765 --> 00:01:29,684 in the latest poll for the recall election. 46 00:01:29,686 --> 00:01:31,571 What can you do to make up the deficit? 47 00:01:31,573 --> 00:01:33,325 I'll tell you what I'd do if I was an Eagletonian. 48 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,811 I'd pop a Xanax 49 00:01:34,813 --> 00:01:36,564 and ask my butler to help me out. 50 00:01:39,088 --> 00:01:40,622 I mean, I'm not saying that Eagletonians 51 00:01:40,624 --> 00:01:41,724 are out of touch. 52 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,311 But when you tell 'em it's time 53 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:44,747 to change their oil, they ask, 54 00:01:44,749 --> 00:01:46,801 "Extra virgin or white truffle?" 55 00:01:47,973 --> 00:01:49,523 Thanks, guys. I'll see ya at the game. 56 00:01:49,525 --> 00:01:50,994 Unless, of course, you're an Eagletonian, 57 00:01:50,996 --> 00:01:52,663 and then you'll be too busy polishing your monocle 58 00:01:52,665 --> 00:01:54,283 at the caviar store. 59 00:01:54,285 --> 00:01:55,970 Knope out. 60 00:01:57,024 --> 00:01:58,108 Yeah. 61 00:02:01,099 --> 00:02:09,013 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 62 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:21,103 Who or what is Penny Saver? 63 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:23,558 It's a free circular with a bunch of coupons in it. 64 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,695 This was sent to Ron Swanson 65 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:27,082 at Diane's address, 66 00:02:27,084 --> 00:02:29,553 where I've lived for less than a month. 67 00:02:29,555 --> 00:02:31,224 How is that possible? 68 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:33,728 This is an extreme invasion of privacy. 69 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:36,601 The right to privacy is very important to me. 70 00:02:36,603 --> 00:02:39,073 My family has had a single P.O. box 71 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,759 for several generations. 72 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,231 We only ever subscribe to two magazines, 73 00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:45,870 Reader's Digest and Ebony. 74 00:02:45,872 --> 00:02:47,789 Ebony was due to a clerical error, 75 00:02:47,791 --> 00:02:51,080 but it ended up being an interesting year of reading. 76 00:02:51,082 --> 00:02:52,532 I don't know how this was delivered to me, 77 00:02:52,534 --> 00:02:54,386 but it cannot happen again. 78 00:02:54,388 --> 00:02:55,689 How can I stop it? 79 00:02:55,691 --> 00:02:58,128 Mm. Donna is great with this sort of thing. 80 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:00,232 She got me off the Williams-Sonoma mailing list, 81 00:03:00,234 --> 00:03:01,885 but then I just signed back up again. 82 00:03:01,887 --> 00:03:03,071 Hooked on their oven mitts. 83 00:03:03,073 --> 00:03:04,523 I need my mitts on those mitts. 84 00:03:04,525 --> 00:03:06,177 Let me know the second Donna returns. 85 00:03:06,179 --> 00:03:07,462 According to her Twitter feed, 86 00:03:07,464 --> 00:03:09,233 she got coffee five minutes ago. 87 00:03:09,235 --> 00:03:11,087 Wait, now she's Ustreaming her walk back. 88 00:03:11,089 --> 00:03:15,729 She should be here in three, two, one. 89 00:03:15,731 --> 00:03:17,332 Hey, hey. 90 00:03:17,334 --> 00:03:20,438 Hashtag quest for coffee, blowin' up my timeline. 91 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,909 You get my snapchat about it? 92 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,913 - No. - What? 93 00:03:23,915 --> 00:03:26,184 There it is. 94 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:28,939 - Hey, you wanted to see me? - I did. 95 00:03:28,941 --> 00:03:30,792 - Think fast. - Oh, my God. 96 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,080 Hey, Dr. Buttons... 97 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,868 I mean, my old calculator. 98 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:36,020 It doesn't have a name. 99 00:03:36,022 --> 00:03:37,206 Why did you throw this at me? 100 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,341 I just got off the phone with our old boss 101 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,493 from Indianapolis, 102 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:40,745 and apparently there may be some sort of 103 00:03:40,747 --> 00:03:42,616 a budget problem in Eagleton. 104 00:03:42,618 --> 00:03:45,121 He asked if maybe you and I 105 00:03:45,123 --> 00:03:48,361 wouldn't have a look. You in? 106 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:50,749 Butch Count-sidy and the Sum-dance Kid, 107 00:03:50,751 --> 00:03:52,719 together again. 108 00:03:55,309 --> 00:03:57,713 - Hmm. - Auditing bros! 109 00:03:57,715 --> 00:04:01,470 Yeah, and auditing sistah. Let's do this. 110 00:04:01,472 --> 00:04:02,623 Oh, you're coming? 111 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:03,826 If there's a problem with Eagleton, 112 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:04,878 I wanna be there. 113 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,180 That's like a dream come true. 114 00:04:06,182 --> 00:04:08,518 Besides, I have a new routine I'm working on. 115 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,121 Kind of like a Jeff Foxworthy-type thing, 116 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:11,340 but about Eagleton. 117 00:04:11,342 --> 00:04:12,592 If you make your omelet 118 00:04:12,594 --> 00:04:14,981 out of Faberge eggs, 119 00:04:14,983 --> 00:04:17,786 - you just might... - Be an Eagletonian. 120 00:04:17,788 --> 00:04:20,041 Yippee! Road trip! 121 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:21,610 Who's excited to go to Bloomington? 122 00:04:21,612 --> 00:04:22,997 Is that where you're gonna sit? 123 00:04:22,999 --> 00:04:25,051 I'm driving. Where else would I sit? 124 00:04:25,053 --> 00:04:26,453 Trunk. 125 00:04:26,455 --> 00:04:28,091 I helped April get into vet school in Bloomington 126 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:29,393 and today's her orientation, 127 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,280 so we're taking a little road trip. 128 00:04:31,282 --> 00:04:32,716 While I'm there, I'm also gonna pick up 129 00:04:32,718 --> 00:04:34,202 an organic baby blanket. 130 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:36,190 I would get one in Pawnee, but fun fact... 131 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,713 our only baby store is attached to a chemical refinery. 132 00:04:39,715 --> 00:04:42,803 I made a special road trip mix CD for us. 133 00:04:42,805 --> 00:04:45,810 - I hope you like Tori Amos. - Oh, cool. 134 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:51,337 It really is a pleasure to see you 135 00:04:51,339 --> 00:04:52,606 in this context, Ingrid. 136 00:04:52,608 --> 00:04:53,658 Say cheese. 137 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,846 Damn it. You look beautiful. 138 00:04:55,848 --> 00:04:57,682 Can you give us a little more information 139 00:04:57,684 --> 00:04:59,403 surrounding the deficits that you're running this year? 140 00:04:59,405 --> 00:05:00,739 Ooh, gosh. 141 00:05:00,741 --> 00:05:03,361 We don't really like to talk about 142 00:05:03,363 --> 00:05:04,513 money. 143 00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:06,183 We find a little gauche. 144 00:05:06,185 --> 00:05:07,854 This is a budget meeting. 145 00:05:07,856 --> 00:05:09,540 Well, most of our files are in these boxes 146 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,592 if you really wanna take a look 147 00:05:10,594 --> 00:05:12,512 at how much that we've spent. 148 00:05:12,514 --> 00:05:13,514 Why don't we just dig in 149 00:05:13,516 --> 00:05:14,600 and see what we're up against? 150 00:05:14,602 --> 00:05:16,070 Yes. And thank you. 151 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:18,724 We really appreciate your help. 152 00:05:18,726 --> 00:05:20,678 Are you tipping me? 153 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,668 Is that 100... Euros? 154 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:26,573 People ought to have the right to be left alone. 155 00:05:26,575 --> 00:05:28,946 I wanna get completely off the grid. 156 00:05:28,948 --> 00:05:30,198 That's crazy talk. 157 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,517 I live for the grid. 158 00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:33,788 It's where I meet 40% of my jump-offs. 159 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:34,974 And if you're off the grid, 160 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:36,126 how are you gonna post photos 161 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,562 of the dope food at restaurants you're at 162 00:05:37,564 --> 00:05:39,199 and all the cool places you're stuntin' in? 163 00:05:39,201 --> 00:05:40,285 Food is for eating. 164 00:05:40,287 --> 00:05:42,840 Places are for being. End of discussion. 165 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,393 Don't leave the grid, Ron. The grid is the best. 166 00:05:44,395 --> 00:05:46,865 If anything, you need to get more on the grid. 167 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:49,703 Grid, grid, grid, grid, grid, grid, grid... 168 00:05:49,705 --> 00:05:50,923 If you help me get off the grid, 169 00:05:50,925 --> 00:05:52,877 I will let both of you go home early. 170 00:05:52,879 --> 00:05:57,118 No grid, no grid, no grid, no grid. 171 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,287 All right, so you have 172 00:05:58,289 --> 00:05:59,656 everything you need for orientation? 173 00:05:59,658 --> 00:06:01,811 Yeah, an empty Sprite can, 174 00:06:01,813 --> 00:06:04,183 an old man's fingernail in my pocket, 175 00:06:04,185 --> 00:06:06,604 and a picture of Patrick Ewing 176 00:06:06,606 --> 00:06:07,622 on a roller coaster. 177 00:06:07,624 --> 00:06:09,092 - I'm all set. - Great. 178 00:06:09,094 --> 00:06:11,330 Hi. My friend here is enrolling 179 00:06:11,332 --> 00:06:12,599 in the vet school next month, 180 00:06:12,601 --> 00:06:14,353 and she would like to be shown around. 181 00:06:14,355 --> 00:06:16,306 Totally, happy to. I'm Laura. 182 00:06:16,308 --> 00:06:18,461 I'm April Ludgate Kevorkian. 183 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,215 So you go with Laura, who seems really nice 184 00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:22,135 and does not deserve to be tortured. 185 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:23,521 And I will come meet up with you 186 00:06:23,523 --> 00:06:25,291 after I finish at the baby store. 187 00:06:25,293 --> 00:06:26,878 Sure you wanna leave me here with her? 188 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,297 What if I'm a murderer? 189 00:06:28,299 --> 00:06:30,701 Oh, that's funny. 190 00:06:30,703 --> 00:06:33,107 This is worse than I could've imagined. 191 00:06:33,109 --> 00:06:35,311 Their debt-to-equity ratio is ridonkulous. 192 00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:37,332 What a hilarious word. 193 00:06:37,334 --> 00:06:39,119 It reminds me of a ridiculous donkey. 194 00:06:39,121 --> 00:06:40,204 He's the best. 195 00:06:40,206 --> 00:06:41,473 What does this mean for them? 196 00:06:41,475 --> 00:06:42,893 They were in financial trouble 197 00:06:42,895 --> 00:06:45,014 a few years ago, like Pawnee was, 198 00:06:45,016 --> 00:06:48,437 but their government just kept borrowing money. 199 00:06:48,439 --> 00:06:49,773 Eagleton is on the brink 200 00:06:49,775 --> 00:06:51,911 of an epic financial disaster. 201 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:53,164 Ahh. 202 00:06:55,119 --> 00:06:56,871 Now that is the sexiest thing you've ever said to me. 203 00:06:56,873 --> 00:06:58,007 Really, that? 204 00:06:58,009 --> 00:07:00,211 This is gonna hand me the recall election. 205 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:01,931 I saved Pawnee from bankruptcy. 206 00:07:01,933 --> 00:07:04,136 Now I get to remind people of that fact 207 00:07:04,138 --> 00:07:05,722 as we watch our worst enemy 208 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:07,692 collapse into bankruptcy. 209 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,897 Plus, guess what I get to do after the game now. 210 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:11,033 You pretend you're Ingrid. 211 00:07:11,035 --> 00:07:12,185 Let's pretend this box 212 00:07:12,187 --> 00:07:13,872 is the basket of apples I bet them on the game. 213 00:07:13,874 --> 00:07:15,241 I see where you're going with this. 214 00:07:15,243 --> 00:07:16,526 - No, you don't. - Yeah, you're gonna ask me 215 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:17,997 - if I like apples... - Do you like apples? 216 00:07:17,999 --> 00:07:19,716 We just watched this movie two nights ago, so... 217 00:07:19,718 --> 00:07:20,886 - Do you like apples? - I don't wanna do this. 218 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:23,007 How about them apples? 219 00:07:25,397 --> 00:07:27,480 Paul, if you ever see another one of these 220 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,117 with my name on it, 221 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:30,161 I want you to drive into the woods and bury it. 222 00:07:30,281 --> 00:07:31,916 I don't decide who gets mail, sir. 223 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,035 I just deliver it. 224 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:34,471 Passing the buck... 225 00:07:34,473 --> 00:07:37,193 the last refuge of the cowardly and black-hearted. 226 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,715 - That seems harsh. - Get out. 227 00:07:39,717 --> 00:07:41,452 We got rid of your cell phone. 228 00:07:41,454 --> 00:07:43,957 This is your last credit card. 229 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:46,095 Are you sure you want me to cut up this card? 230 00:07:46,097 --> 00:07:47,781 It gets you into the parking garage. 231 00:07:47,783 --> 00:07:49,084 I'll be taking the bus now, 232 00:07:49,086 --> 00:07:50,921 and I'll be paying in cash. 233 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:53,576 What other traces of me exist in the world? 234 00:07:53,578 --> 00:07:54,912 Think, people. 235 00:07:54,914 --> 00:07:56,665 Isn't there a photo of you up at JJ's diner, 236 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,185 from that time when you... aah! 237 00:07:58,187 --> 00:07:59,521 Come on, Tom! 238 00:07:59,523 --> 00:08:01,575 This place is unbelievable. 239 00:08:01,577 --> 00:08:03,512 It has everything I need: 240 00:08:03,514 --> 00:08:06,235 Video monitors, lead-free pacifiers. 241 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:07,922 These are the first bibs I've ever seen 242 00:08:07,924 --> 00:08:10,309 without Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s face on them. 243 00:08:10,311 --> 00:08:12,330 Really? 244 00:08:12,332 --> 00:08:13,884 April? 245 00:08:13,886 --> 00:08:15,219 Excuse me, sorry. 246 00:08:15,221 --> 00:08:17,490 April, why aren't you at orientation? 247 00:08:17,492 --> 00:08:18,709 Um, I was at orientation, 248 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,129 but it was lame, so I left. 249 00:08:20,131 --> 00:08:22,683 And then I kept walking, and now here I am. 250 00:08:22,685 --> 00:08:24,387 We are going back there right now, young lady. 251 00:08:24,389 --> 00:08:26,391 - Mm-mm. - Come on. 252 00:08:26,393 --> 00:08:28,179 God, get off me, stranger. 253 00:08:28,181 --> 00:08:29,916 I'm so sorry we're late. 254 00:08:29,918 --> 00:08:31,385 We came from our bankruptcy brunch. 255 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:34,107 And Michael Buble played, but he ran a little long. 256 00:08:34,109 --> 00:08:35,309 I love Michael Buble. 257 00:08:35,311 --> 00:08:37,547 Was a bankruptcy brunch the best idea? 258 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:38,599 Sure, let's not have brunch... 259 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,136 like animals. 260 00:08:40,138 --> 00:08:42,323 Well, um, some of these expenditures 261 00:08:42,325 --> 00:08:44,110 are questionable. 262 00:08:44,112 --> 00:08:47,166 Uh, you filled the public pools with bottled water? 263 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:48,619 Total body hydration. 264 00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:49,754 What is this here? 265 00:08:49,756 --> 00:08:52,227 This massive expenditure from public works? 266 00:08:52,229 --> 00:08:54,281 Ah, yes. Well, yes. 267 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:57,053 We purchased HBO for the whole town. 268 00:08:57,055 --> 00:08:58,857 I'm sorry. You spent government money 269 00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:00,610 on a TV subscription? 270 00:09:00,612 --> 00:09:02,714 It's not TV. 271 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,684 Al right. Uh, Leslie's put together 272 00:09:04,686 --> 00:09:06,906 a presentation for a financial recovery. 273 00:09:06,908 --> 00:09:07,941 Great. 274 00:09:07,943 --> 00:09:09,094 You may find it very informative. 275 00:09:09,096 --> 00:09:11,098 Let's get started with our first slide. 276 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,987 "Well, well, well..." 277 00:09:13,989 --> 00:09:15,489 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 278 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:19,764 JJ, a few months ago, I came in here 279 00:09:19,766 --> 00:09:21,318 and began eating eggs. 280 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,222 They were delicious, so I ordered more. 281 00:09:23,224 --> 00:09:25,176 Before long, I believe I had eaten... 282 00:09:25,178 --> 00:09:27,146 51 eggs in 20 minutes. 283 00:09:27,148 --> 00:09:28,448 Couldn't cook 'em fast enough. 284 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:30,336 The last ten were still in the shell. 285 00:09:30,338 --> 00:09:33,225 It was a JJ's diner record, and you took his picture. 286 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:36,214 Now, we need that picture, for privacy reasons. 287 00:09:36,216 --> 00:09:37,500 Okay, but I don't know 288 00:09:37,502 --> 00:09:39,604 how anybody would know it's you. 289 00:09:39,606 --> 00:09:43,045 We followed your instructions. 290 00:09:43,047 --> 00:09:46,068 That's too much information. 291 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:47,270 Let's go. 292 00:09:47,272 --> 00:09:48,555 Where are we going now? 293 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:51,896 I've eaten a lot of food in a lot of restaurants. 294 00:09:51,898 --> 00:09:55,619 Why is everyone else so bad at eating? 295 00:09:55,621 --> 00:09:57,123 I only agreed to come back here 296 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,208 because of our deal. 297 00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,444 Do you promise to play along? 298 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:00,396 - Yes. - Do you? 299 00:10:00,398 --> 00:10:02,483 - Yes. - Hi, you're back. 300 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:03,986 Hello again. 301 00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:05,255 As you remember, I'm April, 302 00:10:05,257 --> 00:10:08,095 and this is Ann, my 65-year-old grandmother. 303 00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:10,499 Yes, that's who I am. Anyway, 304 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:11,768 we'd love to hear about Bloomington. 305 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:14,340 It seems like a real hip kind of college town. 306 00:10:14,342 --> 00:10:17,547 Mee-maw, God, no one uses the word hip anymore. 307 00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:19,401 Sometimes I wish you went down on the Titanic 308 00:10:19,403 --> 00:10:21,104 with all your sorority sisters. 309 00:10:21,106 --> 00:10:22,206 I would be happy to show you guys 310 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,492 around the campus. 311 00:10:23,494 --> 00:10:25,429 Is there anything in particular that you wanna see? 312 00:10:25,431 --> 00:10:27,299 How are your local graveyards? 313 00:10:27,301 --> 00:10:30,339 I have some planning to do. 314 00:10:30,341 --> 00:10:31,741 "You blew it. 315 00:10:31,743 --> 00:10:33,011 "Super hard. 316 00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:34,781 "Complete buffoonery. 317 00:10:34,783 --> 00:10:36,368 It's hilarious." 318 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,486 And "You deserve it." 319 00:10:37,488 --> 00:10:38,705 Hey, you think you might wanna 320 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:39,842 take it easy on them a little bit? 321 00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:41,728 Oh, like they took it easy on us 322 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:42,998 when they stole all our money 323 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,334 and seceded from our town? 324 00:10:44,336 --> 00:10:46,588 That was 200 years ago. Cool it. 325 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,275 Fine. I'll skip ahead. 326 00:10:48,277 --> 00:10:50,445 Do you have a plan that will help us or not? 327 00:10:50,447 --> 00:10:52,083 We have borrowed absolutely 328 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,218 everything we can from the state. 329 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,124 And really, Pawnee is our only hope. 330 00:10:56,126 --> 00:10:57,410 We do have a plan. 331 00:10:57,412 --> 00:11:01,718 We are willing to provide a bridge loan for $50,000. 332 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,240 25% interest compounded monthly. 333 00:11:04,242 --> 00:11:05,961 And you need to release a statement that says 334 00:11:05,963 --> 00:11:07,763 that Pawnee rules and Eagleton drools. 335 00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:09,534 Well, now you're just being nasty. 336 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:12,206 I understand that our towns have a complicated history, 337 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,062 but we have a saying in Eagleton... 338 00:11:15,064 --> 00:11:17,200 "You don't kick a dressage horse 339 00:11:17,202 --> 00:11:18,987 after a failed pas de deux." 340 00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:20,222 Whatever, blondie. 341 00:11:20,224 --> 00:11:22,360 Your butler made your bed, now you gotta lie in it. 342 00:11:22,362 --> 00:11:23,579 And if you walk out that door, 343 00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:26,168 none of us here, and I repeat, none of us 344 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,687 will ever help you again. 345 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:28,990 Oh, my God. 346 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,545 They have Michael Buble on retainer. 347 00:11:31,547 --> 00:11:34,000 Okay, all public photos of me recovered. 348 00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:36,705 Nameplate removed from my office door. 349 00:11:36,707 --> 00:11:41,231 Pediatrician files confiscated and destroyed. 350 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,035 - Anything I'm missing? - Great news, Ron. 351 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,604 Jean-Ralphio loves your shirt. 352 00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:46,391 What the hell are you talking about? 353 00:11:46,393 --> 00:11:47,693 Oh, I've been taking pictures of you all day 354 00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:48,863 for my new Facebook album: 355 00:11:48,865 --> 00:11:52,253 "Gettin' off the grid." 356 00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:54,841 Tom, do you maybe see a problem 357 00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:58,983 with what you've done? 358 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,273 I do now. Yes, sorry. 359 00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,611 Erase. 360 00:12:04,613 --> 00:12:06,882 Erase. Erase. 361 00:12:06,884 --> 00:12:09,437 Erase all pictures of Ron! 362 00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:12,360 Erase all pictures of Ron! 363 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:14,965 Erase all pictures of Ron! 364 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,718 What the hell is happening? 365 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,689 I think you accidentally opened up vine. 366 00:12:18,691 --> 00:12:20,659 You just vined your first selfie, Ron. 367 00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:22,613 And I'm vining you vine your selfie. 368 00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:25,887 The world is a nightmare. 369 00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:29,160 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 370 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:31,498 Erase all pictures of Ron! 371 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,585 Erase all pictures of Ron! 372 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:36,458 The B-line is a cool outdoor trail 373 00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,462 that cuts right through downtown. 374 00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:41,000 She said the B-line is cool, Mee-maw. 375 00:12:41,002 --> 00:12:42,553 Cool means good. 376 00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:44,774 Thank you, Laura, for showing us around. 377 00:12:44,776 --> 00:12:45,776 Sure. 378 00:12:45,778 --> 00:12:48,348 See you in a couple weeks, April. 379 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,436 See? This place is great. 380 00:12:50,438 --> 00:12:52,156 Aren't you glad we came back and talked to her? 381 00:12:52,158 --> 00:12:53,625 No. It was pointless. 382 00:12:53,627 --> 00:12:55,129 I'm not going to school here. 383 00:12:55,131 --> 00:12:56,832 April, don't flake out on this. 384 00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,769 You're gonna love it here. Bloomington is great. 385 00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:02,376 It's got culture and music and tons of youngsters. 386 00:13:02,378 --> 00:13:05,733 Youngsters? Am I 65 years old? 387 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:07,954 Yeah, I'm not going here. I don't want to. 388 00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:09,374 Let's leave. 389 00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:14,117 - Think fast. - Oh! 390 00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:17,706 Why do people keep assuming I'm ready to catch things? 391 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:20,179 No money, mo' problems." 392 00:13:20,181 --> 00:13:21,364 Fantastic, right? 393 00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,616 I made enough of them for everybody 394 00:13:22,618 --> 00:13:23,651 to wear at the game. 395 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,205 I do like a good internal rhyme. 396 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:26,391 Ben, you ready for dinner? 397 00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:27,643 We can go over the poll numbers. 398 00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:29,730 Oh... you know, 399 00:13:29,732 --> 00:13:31,401 I've got a few phone calls to make. 400 00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:33,038 Can you give me an hour? 401 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,590 I can meet you there. 402 00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,812 Oh, my God. 403 00:13:36,814 --> 00:13:39,066 - What is she doing here? - I'm sorry, Leslie, 404 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,954 but you didn't really help them very much, 405 00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,206 so we volunteered to give them 406 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,876 a little financial advice. 407 00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:45,462 You didn't actually help us at all. 408 00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:48,301 - Just one second. - Yeah. 409 00:13:48,303 --> 00:13:50,472 I'm just gonna help them out, okay? 410 00:13:50,474 --> 00:13:52,409 - Mm. - Just for an hour. 411 00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:53,946 He's just being a good neighbor. 412 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:55,632 We're in a lot of trouble, Leslie. 413 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:56,969 I don't need any lip from you, okay? 414 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:58,588 You're in trouble because of your own stupidity. 415 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:01,361 I have a PhD from the Sorbonne. 416 00:14:01,363 --> 00:14:03,482 For what? Wearing Chanel suits? 417 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:05,870 There was a fashion component, yes. 418 00:14:05,872 --> 00:14:07,406 I'm not mad that you're doing this. 419 00:14:07,408 --> 00:14:09,109 Yes, I am mad that you're doing this. 420 00:14:09,111 --> 00:14:10,329 But even worse, I'm mad that you just 421 00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:11,664 - lied to me about it. - Okay, I'm sorry. 422 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:12,951 We all swore that we weren't gonna 423 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,587 ever help her again, ever. 424 00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:16,140 I never said that. You did. 425 00:14:16,142 --> 00:14:18,011 I speak for all of us in all matters. 426 00:14:18,013 --> 00:14:19,764 That is what you tacitly agreed to 427 00:14:19,766 --> 00:14:20,928 - when you married me. - What? 428 00:14:20,951 --> 00:14:22,862 Yeah, let's go. You've changed your mind. 429 00:14:22,982 --> 00:14:24,149 You're not gonna help her anymore. 430 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:25,151 Leslie, I just wanna 431 00:14:25,153 --> 00:14:26,585 borrow your husband for the evening. 432 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,862 Can we please talk about what happened back there? 433 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:35,132 What, Ann? I just stole your phone 434 00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:37,649 and texted every guy in it that the baby was theirs. 435 00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:38,892 It's not that big of a deal. 436 00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:40,426 Listen, I know you don't believe this, 437 00:14:40,428 --> 00:14:42,564 but I care about your future. 438 00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,635 And I'm just a little disappointed 439 00:14:44,637 --> 00:14:46,572 that you're just not following through with this. 440 00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:49,159 Yeah, it's not about following through, okay? 441 00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,157 I was on the fence about whether I wanted to do it. 442 00:14:51,159 --> 00:14:54,764 And as soon as I got there, I just had a gut feeling 443 00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,735 that it wasn't right for me, that's all. 444 00:14:56,737 --> 00:14:59,541 So, just like that, boom... huge life decision made? 445 00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:01,328 That's how I make all my life decisions. 446 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,532 My gut is always right, okay? 447 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,369 It was right about marrying Andy, 448 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,555 and it was right when it told me 449 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,690 that you would be the worst person 450 00:15:07,692 --> 00:15:09,193 I would ever meet in my life. 451 00:15:09,195 --> 00:15:11,047 And I've met Guy Fieri, Ann. 452 00:15:12,135 --> 00:15:14,020 So gross! 453 00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,824 How do you get your gut to talk to you? 454 00:15:15,826 --> 00:15:17,460 You don't get your gut to talk to you. 455 00:15:17,462 --> 00:15:19,731 You just listen when it says something. 456 00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:22,536 Well, right now my gut is saying 457 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:24,424 that we are going to listen to Mariah Carey 458 00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:25,977 the whole way home. 459 00:15:27,565 --> 00:15:30,336 Good. 460 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,959 Whoa. Wow, I'm really surprised 461 00:15:41,961 --> 00:15:43,762 you're sitting on this side of the bleachers 462 00:15:43,764 --> 00:15:45,984 and not on the Eagleton side with your new girlfriend Ingrid. 463 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,322 Leslie, I'm just trying to help them. 464 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,175 Why? They wouldn't help us 465 00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:51,177 if the tables were turned. 466 00:15:51,179 --> 00:15:52,898 I mean, they're 50 points ahead, 467 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,417 and they're still dunking. 468 00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:55,987 I mean, look at this guy. 469 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,060 There's no way he is in high school. 470 00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:01,731 And I'm better at French horn too, Eric. 471 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,176 People are gonna lose their jobs, Leslie. 472 00:16:07,178 --> 00:16:09,280 And the recovery will take years. 473 00:16:09,282 --> 00:16:12,803 Deep down, I think you feel bad for them. 474 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,309 Okay, I do a little, yes. 475 00:16:15,311 --> 00:16:18,298 And I'm sorry that I blew up at you yesterday. 476 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,935 With all the recall stuff happening, 477 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,773 I just really need to feel like you're on my team, 478 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:25,112 and seeing you with them 479 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,049 made me feel like you weren't. 480 00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:28,802 I'm always gonna be on your team. 481 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:31,157 You never have to worry about that. 482 00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:33,428 Defense! 483 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,682 Oh! 484 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:39,173 Eagleton player number seven, injured on the play. 485 00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,626 Official time-out. 486 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:42,480 Oh, God. 487 00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:43,866 I'm gonna say something. 488 00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:46,120 And if I throw up on you after I say it, 489 00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:47,723 just know that you've been warned. 490 00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:51,598 I know how we can help Eagleton. 491 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,218 I don't see what the problem is. 492 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,189 I will give you a certain amount of gold 493 00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:57,643 in exchange for a recreational vehicle. 494 00:16:57,645 --> 00:16:59,915 I still need an address for insurance purposes. 495 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,751 This will be my new home. 496 00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:06,227 The address is wherever it is parked. 497 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:07,680 Where have you been? 498 00:17:07,682 --> 00:17:09,300 I had a flat tire, and I've been trying 499 00:17:09,302 --> 00:17:10,937 to get in touch with you for hours. 500 00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:12,323 Sorry, darling. 501 00:17:12,325 --> 00:17:14,945 I've been busy destroying most of my personal effects 502 00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:17,299 and threatening a postal worker. 503 00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:19,403 Ron, I know you value your privacy, 504 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,391 but you are a husband and a father now. 505 00:17:21,393 --> 00:17:23,094 You can't just roam the streets in an RV 506 00:17:23,096 --> 00:17:25,498 and be impossible to find. 507 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,302 I'm on a mission to get off the grid. 508 00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:28,956 Well, you don't have to be entirely on the grid, 509 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,775 but have to be on our grid. 510 00:17:30,777 --> 00:17:34,818 I suppose you wouldn't consider moving. 511 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,872 I've heard the school system in the tunnels 512 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:39,727 beneath Yucca Mountain is adequate. 513 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:41,481 I love you, but your solution to every problem 514 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:42,967 is to live inside a mountain. 515 00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:45,990 I love you too. 516 00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:47,911 Okay, one more time. 517 00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:49,096 Are you absolutely sure 518 00:17:49,098 --> 00:17:50,432 you wanna go through with this? 519 00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,086 A lot of people are gonna get angry, 520 00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:54,841 and you might lose the recall election. 521 00:17:54,843 --> 00:17:57,763 Or, if I pull it off, I just might win. 522 00:17:57,765 --> 00:17:59,968 Plus, a very smart member of my team 523 00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:02,139 pointed out it's the right thing to do. 524 00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,608 Good morning. 525 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,078 After an all-night strategy session, 526 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,383 the towns of Pawnee and Eagleton 527 00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:09,270 have come up with a potential solution 528 00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:11,691 to Eagleton's budget crisis. 529 00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:13,612 The town of Eagleton will be dissolved 530 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,184 and re-absorbed into Pawnee. 531 00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:19,825 Pawnee will provide some government services, 532 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:23,431 as well as taking on some of Eagleton's debts. 533 00:18:24,585 --> 00:18:25,769 I understand. 534 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,740 Look, I hate Eagletonians as much as you do. 535 00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:29,393 I hate their stupid beautiful faces 536 00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,464 and their stupid shiny hair. 537 00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:32,766 We looked at every alternative. 538 00:18:32,768 --> 00:18:34,136 This is the only scenario 539 00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:35,974 that prevents Eagleton's financial crisis 540 00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:37,877 from spiraling throughout the entire region. 541 00:18:37,879 --> 00:18:39,613 Eagleton is terrible! 542 00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:41,801 Why should I bail them out with the hard-earned money 543 00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:43,121 from my unemployment check? 544 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,575 - Yeah! - Because they are our neighbor 545 00:18:45,577 --> 00:18:46,912 and they've sprained their ankle. 546 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,833 And when your neighbor sprains his ankle, 547 00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:50,201 you help him off the court. 548 00:18:50,203 --> 00:18:52,639 I understand you have concerns and questions, 549 00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:54,660 and we are here to listen to them. 550 00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:56,748 I got something to say. 551 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,001 One at a time, please. 552 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,888 I hate the one-at-a-time system! 553 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,224 Why should we bail them out? 554 00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:03,028 No one bailed me out when I got arrested for arson. 555 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,032 You can't just merge two towns. 556 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,667 It's against the rules of nature. 557 00:19:06,669 --> 00:19:09,090 What's next... merging a man with his dog? 558 00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,342 I live in Eagleton. 559 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:12,212 And frankly, I don't like the idea 560 00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:13,548 of living in Pawnee. 561 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,970 They're a little... oh, what's the word? 562 00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,306 Have-no-money. 563 00:19:19,228 --> 00:19:22,149 Bertram, that's enough. 564 00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:24,988 First of all, Eagleton has no money. 565 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,442 Second of all, they are gracious enough 566 00:19:27,444 --> 00:19:28,795 to throw us a lifeline, 567 00:19:28,797 --> 00:19:30,132 and we should be eternally grateful 568 00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:31,952 for their generosity. 569 00:19:31,954 --> 00:19:33,621 They're a town of angels... 570 00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:36,427 greasy, denim-clad angels, 571 00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:38,148 but angels nonetheless. 572 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:39,968 Yeah, we'll take it. 573 00:19:41,754 --> 00:19:43,826 I mean, did you steal this from a museum? 574 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,567 Maybe find it frozen in ice? 575 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,071 It looks like the original phone 576 00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:48,540 from the movie Wall Street. 577 00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:51,079 I think it's just the original phone, period. 578 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:54,201 Ew, gross, it has "buttons." 579 00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:56,756 Okay, girls, this is a magic phone, okay? 580 00:19:56,807 --> 00:19:58,727 Only you and I have got the numbers. 581 00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,899 So if you ever need Ron for any reason, 582 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,734 you just call and he'll be there in a flash. 583 00:20:02,855 --> 00:20:05,274 Yes, I will. I'll keep it right here. 584 00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:07,194 It snaps right in, snug and secure. 585 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:08,697 A cell phone belt clip? 586 00:20:08,731 --> 00:20:10,784 No, Ron. Oh, my God! 587 00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:13,406 Yeah, I can't be seen with you. 588 00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:14,960 Travelin' Ann Perkins! 589 00:20:15,011 --> 00:20:16,412 How was Bloomington? 590 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,050 It was amazing. 591 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,635 They had all the baby supplies we need, 592 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,556 and they had all this other cool stuff. 593 00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:23,593 They had a bike-sharing program 594 00:20:23,611 --> 00:20:27,068 and a vegan Afghan restaurant and... 595 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,286 Oh, my God. I'm having one. 596 00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:30,607 - I'm having one right now. - A contraction? 597 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,795 No. Dude, I'm, like, three months pregnant. 598 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,000 I-I know. I'm just so excited. 599 00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:38,807 The thing I'm having is a gut feeling. 600 00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,427 What would you think about raising our child 601 00:20:40,461 --> 00:20:43,283 somewhere other than Pawnee? 602 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:46,372 Thank you, Leslie, 603 00:20:46,407 --> 00:20:48,710 from all of us in Eagleton. 604 00:20:48,744 --> 00:20:51,449 Our citizens owe you a debt of gratitude. 605 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,886 Well, I think at the end of the day, 606 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,084 everybody realizes it's something we have to do. 607 00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:56,459 On the bright side, 608 00:20:56,494 --> 00:20:58,898 we did win the basketball game. 609 00:20:58,932 --> 00:21:00,234 I think you owe us some apples. 610 00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:02,271 - You better pay up. - Oh, you don't want them. 611 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,275 All of Pawnee's apples have been recalled... 612 00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:06,412 - g. Coli. - You mean e. Coli? 613 00:21:06,447 --> 00:21:07,581 I wish. 614 00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,524 Way easy to treat. 615 00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:11,818 Welcome to Pawnee!