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We're gonna have some fun tonight, Pawnee!

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Who is ready to play 60?

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Everybody on the field!

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Yeah!

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The NFL has a campaign
to try to get kids active

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for 60 minutes per day.

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And so we bused in

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a hundred lucky,
little buggers from Pawnee.

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And they are gonna get a chance
to play with the Colts.

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Oh! Come on, Reggie!

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I told you to run a button hook.

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- I did, Leslie.
- Okay.

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I guess you would know.

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A pleasure to see you again,
Mr. Luck.

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We met briefly last year

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- at our friend's bachelor party.
- Oh, yeah. Right.

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How are you?

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I normally don't answer
that question,

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but since I respect
your talent,

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I will tell you...
I am fine.

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Hi, I'm April.

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I stole your wallet.

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You guys are weird.

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Thank you.

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What's up, girl?

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Keep walking, 98.

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You don't even want to talk
to that guy?

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- He plays for the NFL.
- He's a linebacker.

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Skill positions only
for Donna Meagle.

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I got my Colts beanie,

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my Colts scarf,

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I got the Colts grill going,

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and the crowning glory...
Colts slippies.

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How are you going
to run in those?

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"Run"? Tommy doesn't run.

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That's your guys' job.

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Now, uh, let's go fetch
this football throw, fellas.

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I love sports.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Check it out, Tom...
the Eagleton reservoir.

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Isn't it stunning?

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It's just a big dumb pond.

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This morning I saw
a YouTube clip

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of a little puppy riding
a motorcycle.

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So my bar for "stunning"
is pretty high.

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What if I told you that
this water has fluoride in it?

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Then I would tell you
the puppy had a little side car

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with a piggy in it
named Hampton.

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First of all,
send me a link to that video.

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But more importantly,
now that we have access

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to the Eagleton reservoir
and the water-treatment supply,

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Pawnee is going to have fluoride
in its water

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for the first time
in our history,

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our oral history.

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Nailed it.

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Of course I'm upset
that I lost the recall election.

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But I'm just gonna spend
the remainder of my term

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cramming in as many
good projects as I can.

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Lame duck?
Try flame duck...

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'cause this duck is on fire.

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It's hard doing
stupid government stuff

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now that Rent-a-Swag's closed.

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I'm a businessman.
That's what I was born to do.

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Well, look, you just got
to make the most of the job

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that you have.

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Like, take that trash collector.

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It's not the most glamorous job
in the world,

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but he's doing it
with a smile on his face.

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Oh, my God.

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He's not wearing any pants.
What's wrong with him?

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- Let's get out of here.
- He's smiling at us!

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Let's go! Run!

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What's so exciting, everyone?

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Look what Ron made.
It's amazing.

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Several months ago,
I was on a walk

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and found my crib tree.

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I approached the tree,
murdered it,

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left it to cure in my woodshop,

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and have begun working it
into a crib

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for my upcoming child.

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Ron Swanson,
you cannot use this crib.

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You're ignoring every known
crib-safety standard.

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It's all covered in
the parenting book I'm reading.

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Are you going to crawl my way?
By Lenny Kravitz.

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My crib will be safe
because I'm building it

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with my own two hands.

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I bought my crib
in Bloomington,

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and I am confident
that it is literally

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the safest crib
in the explored universe.

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Let me take you there,

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and you can talk
to the salesperson.

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Counteroffer...

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you take me nowhere,
and I talk to no one.

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Counter-counteroffer...

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you come with me,
or I make you attend

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a four-hour fax cover-sheet
protocol meeting.

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Either way, it's a win for me.

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Next on the docket is
a vote to approve

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the Pawnee-Eagleton
reservoir merger.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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We're just goosing our
water supply with fluoride?

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I mean, come on.

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Are we really gonna force
every Pawnee resident

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to ingest a chemical
we know nothing about?

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Fluoride is used
by the communists

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to control our minds.

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No, it's not.

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Fluoride can control minds?

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Like, you can use it
to make ladies do stuff?

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How am I the one
that is getting booted off

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of this city council?

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Okay, fluoride is safe,

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it is good for you,

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and almost every town
in America uses it.

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Ah, all right.

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You got me.

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I don't want fluoride
in the water

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because I'm a dentist,
and I like cavities.

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Yeah, that is not
a valid reason.

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Pawnee's cavity problem

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is why a small-town dentist,

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like me, can afford
such a boss ride.

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Got an Asian girl
to sit in it once.

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Why did we come out here?

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Come on, Jamm.

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Fluoride in the water...
it's a no-brainer.

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Can't you just let me
have this one?

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No can do, Knopey.

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As a matter of fact,
I would like to propose

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my own bill...
the Pawnee Clean Water Bill,

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which prohibits adding anything

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to our water supply forever.

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Jamm's not going to be able

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to kill this reservoir merger,
is he?

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On my side, I have facts,
science, and reason.

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All he has
is fear-mongering.

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Oh, my God, he's gonna win.

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Yeah, people get jittery
about stuff like this.

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Remember last year
when no one would get flu shots

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'cause there was a rumor
they turned you European?

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Well,
I'll figure something out.

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Oh, Jessica's here.
I better go.

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- Okay, bye.
- Hey, sugar butt.

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Some lardos in Muncie ate
tainted Sweetums toffee sticks

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and diarrhea'd so much,
they ended up in the hospital.

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Ugh.

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Can we give their school,

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like, a new seesaw
or something?

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Yeah.

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Thanks.

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The new site looks good.
Nice work.

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Oh, my God.
These dogs are so cute.

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I want to throw up
and kill myself.

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Animal control had to take in
all the pets from Eagleton.

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And Crazy Craig used to run
all their shelters,

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so he helped me make
an adoption website

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for all the dogs.

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If you can look at that site

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and not want to take home
50 dogs,

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you're basically
a war criminal.

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See the way that dog

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is rolling around in a puddle?

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That's something Andy does
when he gets hot.

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Oh, my God, you're right.

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That is so Andy.

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Oh, my God.
That dog is totally...

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Tom!

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I don't know why.
It doesn't look like him.

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But it just is.

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It's like the dog is
the essence of Tom.

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Okay, important meeting

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in the conference room
right now.

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We are going to all pick
our spirit dogs.

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Oh, I've got to pick up Gayle
at the airport.

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Larry, I swear to God,

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if you leave right now,
we will make your spirit dog

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a miniature schnauzer.

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- Is that bad?
- Yes!

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Get in there!

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Ann found this place.

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It's where we bought
our "Sounds of Nature" machine.

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You bought a machine
that replicates

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an open window?

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Frasier!
Chris Traeger.

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Do you remember me?

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I came in here looking
for the Vanna White book

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on child care...

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I'd like to solve the puzzle
of parenting.

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Could you show my friend, Ron,

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that amazing crib
that you sold me?

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The Babylove L'il Sweetheart
Safe 4 Ever and Ever model.

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Oh, yeah,
that thing is a deathtrap.

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- I'm sorry?
- Just found out this morning...

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it's being recalled.

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They found maxicylofentabol
in the glue.

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Is that good?
It sounds bad.

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It burned off my fingernails.

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I'll be in the car.

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Councilwoman Leslie Knope
wants to put fluoride,

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which is a chemical,
into your drinking water.

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You know what else is
a chemical?

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Strychnine and cyanide.

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- What?
- And dirt...

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and rust and even broken glass.

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Exactly.

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You definitely understand
what chemicals are, Perd.

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I would suggest if you want
to contact the psychopath

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that wants to turn your kids
into bad-at-math,

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communist fluoride zombies,

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well, just call the number
at the bottom of your screen.

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Leslie Knope.

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Stop right there.
You know what?

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Fluoride protects your teeth,

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and it's perfectly healthy
for you.

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Well, if Jamm says that,
then he is a lying idiot,

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and if you believe it,
then so are you.

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Whoa.

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You just talked to that person
like I talk to you.

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- You can't do that.
- Why not?

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What are they gonna do,
kick me out of office?

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Why did it take me so long
to realize this?

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There are no consequences
to my actions anymore.

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No matter what I do, literally
nothing bad can happen to me.

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I'm like
a white, male U.S. senator.

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Fluoride is going
into the water, moron.

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Oh. Hey, mom.
Sorry.

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Because all it does
is prevent cavities!

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God!

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I expected more from you.

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Right.
I'm a loose cannon.

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We need to fight
fire with fire.

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I call a town hall meeting,
I gather everyone together,

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I distribute the binders,

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but now the binders are
bright yellow!

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Om!

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- Too extreme?
- Too nothing.

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Look, Jamm's
already ruined fluoride.

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Everyone's scared of it.

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What if we just called it
something else?

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What do you mean?

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I mean we rebrand.

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No one cared
about Calvin Broadus

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until he started calling
himself Snoop Doggy Dogg.

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Then when people got tired
of that,

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he went by Snoop Dogg,

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and now he's Snoop Lion.

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What's he gonna be
in ten years... Snoop Laser Snake?

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Who knows?

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What are you saying...
we need to sex up fluoride?

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I don't know, Tom.

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It's a pretty sexy topic
already.

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Leslie, you got to give people
something to get excited about.

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You told me to make
the most of my job.

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I'm good at this stuff.

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Now, are you
a loose cannon or not?

256
00:08:47,591 --> 00:08:49,144
Yeah.

257
00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:51,063
I'm as loose as a goose.

258
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,533
Do your thing, Tom.

259
00:08:52,585 --> 00:08:54,204
Aw.

260
00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:56,341
Now, remember,
it's about finding a dog

261
00:08:56,392 --> 00:08:57,527
that captures your spirit.

262
00:08:57,561 --> 00:09:00,366
See? This is Craig.

263
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,085
Oh, no!
That is insane!

264
00:09:02,137 --> 00:09:04,174
I will burn this place
to the ground

265
00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,676
if you pick that one!

266
00:09:05,694 --> 00:09:07,113
Okay, good choice.

267
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,949
You guys, Leslie.

268
00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:10,303
Yes!
And...

269
00:09:10,354 --> 00:09:11,755
Ron Swanson.

270
00:09:11,773 --> 00:09:13,225
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

271
00:09:13,243 --> 00:09:15,329
- This is Larry.
- That's great.

272
00:09:15,363 --> 00:09:17,333
Bingo. Donna.
Nailed it.

273
00:09:17,351 --> 00:09:18,852
Ooh.

274
00:09:18,903 --> 00:09:22,210
Because you're pretty
and you like makeup and stuff.

275
00:09:22,244 --> 00:09:23,996
Game over.

276
00:09:27,237 --> 00:09:30,660
Ron, I want to do things
the Swanson way.

277
00:09:30,694 --> 00:09:32,012
Wonderful.

278
00:09:32,063 --> 00:09:33,932
First rule...
no conversation lasts longer

279
00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,703
than 100 total words.

280
00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:38,074
You have used 9.
I have used 20.

281
00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:39,544
- Continue.
- Fun.

282
00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:41,715
I'd like you to teach me
to build a crib.

283
00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:44,036
Why do you need to build
your own crib?

284
00:09:44,087 --> 00:09:45,423
Because I no longer trust
anything

285
00:09:45,457 --> 00:09:47,059
other than my own two hands.

286
00:09:47,093 --> 00:09:49,130
It is debilitating,
but exciting.

287
00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:51,435
Okay, we'll go to my woodshop
at lunch.

288
00:09:51,469 --> 00:09:52,920
Wonderful.
Look at us...

289
00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:54,891
both standing
on the cusp of fatherhood.

290
00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,695
I know we haven't spent
a lot of time together,

291
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,449
- but...
- 100.

292
00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,757
All right, so, in conclusion...

293
00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:03,926
fluoride, chemical,

294
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,348
tiny genitals, misinformation,

295
00:10:06,382 --> 00:10:10,356
panic, death, Jenny McCarthy.

296
00:10:10,390 --> 00:10:13,245
Well, I don't know, councilman.

297
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,581
That was a little dry.

298
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,584
What do you say
we have some fun, huh?

299
00:10:16,602 --> 00:10:18,489
Check this.

300
00:10:18,523 --> 00:10:20,443
Plain water?
Yuck.

301
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,163
I'm bored.

302
00:10:22,181 --> 00:10:23,331
Then try this.

303
00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:27,773
What the...

304
00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:28,909
what just happened?

305
00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:31,214
That water contains
teeth dazzler,

306
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:32,473
which makes your teeth stronger

307
00:10:32,484 --> 00:10:34,621
and starts a party
in your mouth.

308
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,336
What?
Fluoride's boring, guys.

309
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,338
Boo!

310
00:10:51,372 --> 00:10:53,107
Welcome to T-dazzle.

311
00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:54,527
It's not a chemical.

312
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:56,931
It's an aquatic-based
social-media oral experience.

313
00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,237
Everyone who tweets
at T-dazzle in the next hour

314
00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:02,008
will be entered to win
an exciting plain blue T-shirt.

315
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,996
I say "T,"
you say "dazzle."

316
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,449
- "T."
- Dazzle.

317
00:11:05,483 --> 00:11:06,418
- "T."
- Dazzle.

318
00:11:06,452 --> 00:11:07,587
- "T."
- Dazzle.

319
00:11:07,621 --> 00:11:08,989
Thank you for
the woodworking lesson, Ron.

320
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:11,244
This whole crib-recall thing
has got me

321
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,380
literally rethinking everything

322
00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:13,916
I thought I knew
about parenting.

323
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,302
What sleep method
will you be using...

324
00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:17,123
Ferber, Sears?

325
00:11:17,157 --> 00:11:19,310
Swanson method,

326
00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,164
where you close
your eyes and fall asleep.

327
00:11:21,199 --> 00:11:24,137
I really wish Ron would engage,

328
00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:27,727
but he exudes so much wisdom
that I can learn parenting tips

329
00:11:27,761 --> 00:11:29,397
simply by being
in his presence.

330
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:32,420
Someone like Ron is teaching
even when they're not teaching.

331
00:11:32,454 --> 00:11:33,939
Does that make sense?

332
00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:36,978
My anxiety has kept me up
for over 50 hours.

333
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,571
Our polling shows
that 72% of citizens

334
00:11:41,606 --> 00:11:43,809
are in favor of adding
T-dazzle to their water,

335
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,531
effectively killing
Councilman Jamm's so-called

336
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:47,717
Clean Water Bill.

337
00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:49,387
Eat it, Jamm.
I won.

338
00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:50,956
Apology accepted.

339
00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:52,309
You know, I've actually
come around

340
00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:53,612
to your way of thinking
on this.

341
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,268
My only thought is,
why stop here?

342
00:11:56,302 --> 00:11:57,436
Ladies and gentlemen,

343
00:11:57,487 --> 00:12:00,359
Sweetums president
Jessica Wicks.

344
00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:03,682
Whoo!

345
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:07,256
Look, we all love T-dazzle.

346
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,262
But we can do more to improve
our drinking supply.

347
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,351
Sweetums is excited
to propose an alternative

348
00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:15,739
to boring municipal water.

349
00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:18,211
We call it "Drink-ems"!

350
00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:19,297
Whoo!

351
00:12:19,331 --> 00:12:21,267
Sweetums is prepared
to take over

352
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:22,903
the management
of Pawnee's water.

353
00:12:22,938 --> 00:12:25,826
This is gonna save this town
beaucoup bucks.

354
00:12:25,877 --> 00:12:28,498
Take a sip
of this delicious water

355
00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:31,103
and imagine it coming
out of your faucets at home.

356
00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:33,107
This water is filled
with sugar.

357
00:12:33,142 --> 00:12:37,866
There's absolutely no way
we are doing this.

358
00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,804
Checkmate.

359
00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:41,725
Did you bring those with you
just to do that?

360
00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:43,228
- Maybe.
- Damn.

361
00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,513
It is a baller move.

362
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,653
What are we gonna do now,
Leslie?

363
00:12:47,671 --> 00:12:49,039
Hey.

364
00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,227
Okay, are you still mad at me
about the poodle thing?

365
00:12:51,262 --> 00:12:52,313
It was just a dumb game.

366
00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:53,682
I can pick another dog.

367
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,435
I'm not mad about the choice.

368
00:12:55,453 --> 00:12:57,239
I'm mad about your reasons.

369
00:12:57,273 --> 00:13:00,077
"Pretty,"makeup"...
is that all you know about me?

370
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,048
We don't hang out that much.

371
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,052
It's not like you know
a ton about me.

372
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:06,524
You're beautiful,
yet cold and aloof.

373
00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:08,745
You pride yourself
on being a loner.

374
00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:11,032
You do not obey,
you choose to cooperate.

375
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,753
And when you stop baring
your fangs to pick a mate,

376
00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:13,972
it's for life.

377
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,743
And you're fiercely loyal
to your pack,

378
00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:19,700
which makes you
a rare black Siberian husky.

379
00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:22,523
That was so spot-on,
it was scary.

380
00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:24,877
I need to go lie down
for 45 minutes.

381
00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:28,100
No, an hour...

382
00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:29,771
a full hour.

383
00:13:29,805 --> 00:13:31,224
Good morning.

384
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,777
This won't take long.

385
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,482
Simply put, it would be madness

386
00:13:35,516 --> 00:13:37,369
to let Sweetums take over
our water supply

387
00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:38,521
and pump it full of sugar.

388
00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:40,074
What's next...

389
00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:41,861
cookie dough toothpaste?

390
00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:44,417
Bad example.
That would be amazing.

391
00:13:44,468 --> 00:13:47,840
My point is, Sweetums is an
evil, profit-hungry corporation

392
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,092
that is ruining our health.

393
00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:50,929
Ever since Sweetums
opened its doors,

394
00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,050
obesity is up 100%.

395
00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:54,737
It's unacceptable.

396
00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:58,228
Down with that poison-peddling
corporate monster.

397
00:13:58,246 --> 00:14:00,332
Down with Sweetums!

398
00:14:03,339 --> 00:14:04,423
- Hey.
- Hey.

399
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,979
Heard about your speech.
Sounded great.

400
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,632
I wish you could've seen it.
It felt so good.

401
00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,469
I love loose cannon-ing.

402
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,923
You know, I love the power
of no consequences.

403
00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:15,595
Well, unfortunately,
there has been one consequence.

404
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:19,237
I just got fired from Sweetums.

405
00:14:19,271 --> 00:14:22,075
Because you were embezzling...

406
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,295
I hope.

407
00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:27,679
Hey, Jessica!

408
00:14:27,855 --> 00:14:29,224
Did you do something
to your hair?

409
00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:32,213
Because, sister,
you look good enough to eat.

410
00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:33,249
Num num num num num.

411
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,001
What do you want, Leslie?

412
00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:36,405
You can't punish Ben
for something I did.

413
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:37,440
It's not fair.

414
00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:39,494
I love him,
and I will do anything

415
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,131
to help him get his job back.

416
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,300
What do you want?

417
00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:45,072
I want you
to formally apologize

418
00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:46,709
for what
you said about Sweetums.

419
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,063
I want you to say
that we're a moral,

420
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:53,255
upstanding corporation that
you're proud to have in Pawnee.

421
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,176
And when you make your apology,

422
00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:58,482
I want you to wear
a lime-green pantsuit

423
00:14:58,516 --> 00:15:00,219
because it will look horrible
on you.

424
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,807
You are such an autumn.

425
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,427
Did you need me for something?

426
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,615
Yes, I want to figure out
your spirit dog,

427
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:07,884
and I'm going to do that

428
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:09,805
by learning everything there is
to know about you.

429
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:12,110
All right. Game on.

430
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,913
Okay, what's
your favorite color?

431
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,917
For cars, it's gold.
For shoes, it's red...

432
00:15:15,951 --> 00:15:18,122
unless it's the weekend,
then reverse them.

433
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:21,195
- Favorite music?
- 1970s funk and 1770s opera

434
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:23,582
and Sugar Ray,
post Mark McGrath

435
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:24,918
after he left
for Entertainment Tonight.

436
00:15:24,952 --> 00:15:26,555
- Favorite book?
- Downton Abbey.

437
00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:29,361
- That's not a...
- Downton... Abbey.

438
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,329
Okay.

439
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,667
Um, describe
your perfect Sunday.

440
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:33,919
Church,

441
00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:34,971
do the Harper's Magazine
Acrostic,

442
00:15:35,006 --> 00:15:36,475
play my oboe in the jacuzzi

443
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:38,195
while the sun sets
over puget sound.

444
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,297
Favorite movies?

445
00:15:39,332 --> 00:15:40,573
In order...
Natural Born Killers,

446
00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:41,752
Remains of the Day,

447
00:15:41,786 --> 00:15:44,174
and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

448
00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:46,145
Excellent.

449
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,781
Thank you very much
for your time.

450
00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:50,887
I will have
your answer shortly.

451
00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,576
No idea.

452
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:55,947
If a joint is
properly fashioned,

453
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,735
all you need to do
is guide it into place.

454
00:15:58,753 --> 00:16:02,427
"All you need to do
is guide it into place."

455
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,481
What I get from that is,
when parenting,

456
00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,819
sometimes a subtle hand
is more effective

457
00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:08,456
than a strong one.

458
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:09,958
This is already
so much more helpful

459
00:16:09,992 --> 00:16:11,845
than the last book
on parenting I read...

460
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:15,536
Rad Dads by Apolo Anton Ohno
and Shaun White.

461
00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:18,259
Nah.

462
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,379
Ron, why did you throw
that wood away?

463
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,848
It's unstable.
It's no good.

464
00:16:21,866 --> 00:16:23,318
I just don't understand

465
00:16:23,336 --> 00:16:25,322
"the throwing away the wood"
metaphor.

466
00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:26,791
What's the lesson?

467
00:16:26,809 --> 00:16:29,181
Oh, I know!
It's potty-training.

468
00:16:29,232 --> 00:16:31,801
That trash can is the toilet,
and the wood was the feces.

469
00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:33,789
Chris, I'm not teaching you
anything.

470
00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:35,126
We're just building a crib.

471
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,378
No, I know you're not

472
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,964
consciously teaching me
anything.

473
00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:39,451
I'm trying to siphon off

474
00:16:39,485 --> 00:16:41,455
some of your calm,
centered wisdom

475
00:16:41,489 --> 00:16:42,490
through metaphors.

476
00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:43,492
Metaphors?

477
00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:44,928
I hate metaphors.

478
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,932
That's why my favorite book is
Moby Dick...

479
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,019
no froufrou symbolism,

480
00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:52,108
just a good, simple tale
about a man who hates an animal.

481
00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:56,435
That's enough for today,
I think.

482
00:16:56,469 --> 00:17:00,876
- An organized child is a...
- No.

483
00:17:00,911 --> 00:17:03,549
Okay, I've been
working on this for three hours,

484
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,987
and I know your spirit dog.

485
00:17:06,021 --> 00:17:08,993
You are a Nova Scotia toller,

486
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:13,135
because you're
outgoing and adventurous.

487
00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:15,990
And you love Canada?

488
00:17:16,024 --> 00:17:18,395
- No, that's not right.
- No, it isn't.

489
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,748
But I appreciate the effort.

490
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:20,750
We're good.

491
00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:22,136
And don't beat yourself up.

492
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,307
You'll probably never guess
what kind of dog I am.

493
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,625
You're right. I'll never guess
what kind of dog you are,

494
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,847
because you're not a dog.

495
00:17:27,865 --> 00:17:28,916
You're a cat.

496
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,670
You're temperamental.

497
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:34,009
You're unpredictable, complex,
and hard to read.

498
00:17:34,044 --> 00:17:36,815
You make people work
before you let them in.

499
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,621
But if they put the time in
and prove that they care,

500
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,308
then you open yourself up
to them.

501
00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:43,295
Right?

502
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:48,555
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

503
00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:51,345
Hmm.

504
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,382
"So let's all raise a glass,

505
00:17:53,416 --> 00:17:55,720
"full of delicious,
sugary drinking water,

506
00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:58,375
to Sweetums...
a Pawnee Institution."

507
00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:00,112
Leslie, don't do this.

508
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,034
I have to, Ben.
We can't both be out of a job.

509
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:05,239
What will we do...
sleep all day,

510
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,908
take cooking classes together,

511
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,381
sit on a couch
and watch movies?

512
00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:12,035
- God, that sounds horrible.
- There's more at stake here.

513
00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:14,340
I mean, you apologize,
it'll be an endorsement

514
00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:15,893
- for the Drink-ems plan.
- I know that, but...

515
00:18:15,927 --> 00:18:18,565
And everything you said
about Sweetums was right on.

516
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,238
I mean, 90%
of the charity work I did

517
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:23,609
was to compensate
for messes they caused.

518
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,114
And I don't want to work
for them anymore.

519
00:18:26,165 --> 00:18:27,350
Are you sure?

520
00:18:27,384 --> 00:18:30,172
Yeah, just go up there,
stick to your guns.

521
00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:31,508
It's not gonna make
a difference.

522
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,593
I can't beat them.

523
00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:34,931
All I have on my side is
facts and science,

524
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,052
and people hate
facts and science.

525
00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:39,224
Wait.
I have an idea.

526
00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:41,478
Go get Tom.
Run! Get Tom!

527
00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:45,766
Yesterday I said some pretty harsh things

528
00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:49,058
about Sweetums
and their great new product.

529
00:18:49,179 --> 00:18:50,631
But when I looked
at the research,

530
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:53,436
I found some pretty compelling
facts about Drink-ems

531
00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:55,274
that made me change my tune.

532
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:58,230
Each Drink-ems is packed
with 35%

533
00:18:58,264 --> 00:19:01,286
of your daily monopotassium
phosphate requirement.

534
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,577
MPP is an emulsifier as well
as a plus-7 PH buffer.

535
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,131
Now, I know
what you're thinking...

536
00:19:07,165 --> 00:19:08,300
what about its molar mass?

537
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:11,506
How does 136.086 grab you?

538
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:14,094
What the...

539
00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:16,064
I don't know about y'all,

540
00:19:16,099 --> 00:19:17,935
but Drink-ems seems
pretty boring to me,

541
00:19:17,986 --> 00:19:20,490
not like H-2-flow.

542
00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:21,776
Excuse me.

543
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,563
I have several binders
with very important data

544
00:19:23,581 --> 00:19:24,865
that I need to get through.

545
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,541
Well, miss, I think
we'd all appreciate it

546
00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:28,456
if you just swallowed
a teaspoon of hush.

547
00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:31,346
Think of H-2-flow
as an app for your teeth.

548
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:34,468
The more flow you take in,
the more sparkle points you get.

549
00:19:34,519 --> 00:19:35,804
Get enough sparkle points,

550
00:19:35,855 --> 00:19:37,474
and you're on your way
to your first aqua badge!

551
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,893
Collect enough aqua badges,

552
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:43,820
and we'll welcome you
to the H-2-flow Platinum Club.

553
00:19:43,871 --> 00:19:46,376
I'm great at business,
and I'm great at parks stuff.

554
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,213
I'm like Picasso meets
Michael Jordan.

555
00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:49,415
I can paint,

556
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,388
but, uh, I can also be
a world-class gambler.

557
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,342
Ron, what's this?

558
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,179
The crib I built.

559
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,898
I'm giving it to you and Ann.

560
00:19:57,932 --> 00:19:59,118
It's perfectly safe.

561
00:19:59,152 --> 00:20:01,622
I tested it by hitting it
with my truck.

562
00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:02,941
Well, Ron, I can't accept.

563
00:20:02,975 --> 00:20:04,645
This is for your baby.

564
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,466
There's more than
one crib tree in a forest.

565
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:07,984
That's not a lesson,
by the way,

566
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:10,624
just a comment
on lumber availability.

567
00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:13,162
It's beautiful.
Thank you.

568
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,183
Nobody has
all the right answers

569
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,836
in parenting, including me.

570
00:20:16,854 --> 00:20:18,640
And that toxic crib you bought

571
00:20:18,674 --> 00:20:20,277
won't be the last mistake
you make.

572
00:20:20,311 --> 00:20:21,846
But a man who's this worried

573
00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,650
about making
all the right choices

574
00:20:23,684 --> 00:20:25,287
cares very much.

575
00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:27,190
That's all that matters.

576
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,295
You'll be a great father.

577
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,630
Thank you, Ron...

578
00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,468
for the crib and the advice.

579
00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:35,540
It's much better
than any metaphor.

580
00:20:35,558 --> 00:20:38,263
Does the white whale
actually symbolize

581
00:20:38,314 --> 00:20:40,684
the unknowability
and meaninglessness

582
00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:42,604
of human existence?

583
00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,442
No.

584
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,829
It's just a fish.

585
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,750
Hey, good news.

586
00:20:48,784 --> 00:20:49,902
Drink-ems is dead.

587
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,140
As of tomorrow,
every Pawnee resident

588
00:20:52,158 --> 00:20:54,578
will have H-2-flow
in their drinking water.

589
00:20:54,613 --> 00:20:55,647
That's great news.

590
00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:57,785
H-2-flow is fluoride, right?

591
00:20:57,819 --> 00:20:59,839
I think so.

592
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:02,928
I'll double-check with Tom,
but I'm, like, 95% sure.

593
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,131
Wow.
Look at us.

594
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:06,686
Two people, who are about
to have zero jobs.

595
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,771
Weird, huh?

596
00:21:07,806 --> 00:21:08,807
And you and I...

597
00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:10,777
we always land
on our feet, right?

598
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,281
- Yeah.
- Uh-oh!

599
00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:15,069
Guess who won
that plain blue T-shirt?

600
00:21:15,121 --> 00:21:16,239
No way!

601
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,357
Look how blue it is.

602
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,978
Wow. Things are
already looking up.

603
00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:20,503
Yeah!

604
00:21:20,623 --> 00:21:22,545
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