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- Are you ready?
- Yes!

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No, babe. Are you ready?

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Yes?

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I got fired from running
the Sweetums Foundation.

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Thanks to me.
Sorry, again.

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Hey, blessing in disguise.

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I took a job
at this accounting firm,

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they've tried to hire me
three times, I finally gave in.

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But I've had a week off
in between jobs,

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and I've been cooking up
something pretty big.

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The last time
he was in between jobs,

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he got deep into claymation,

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so this should be different,
hopefully.

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Presenting
"The Cones of Dunshire,"

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a brand-new gaming experience.
8 to 12 players.

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Two wizards, a Maverick,
the arbiter, two warriors,

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a corporal, and a ledgerman.

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Now, the ledgerman
just keeps score,

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and he wears this hat.

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Oh, boy.

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Now, the object
is to accumulate cones.

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Four cones wins,
but in order to get a cone,

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you have to build
a civilization.

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The other amazing thing
is the challenge play.

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Actually, let me tell you
more about the trivia cards,

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'cause you're gonna need to know
about roadblocks first.

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Nah, never mind. The thing
about the challenge play

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is that it's basically
the game... in reverse.

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Then you roll three dice to see
how many dice you roll with.

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Oh, 16.
Perfect, lots of choices.

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Okay, each turn goes:
Roll, buy, action.

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I mean, obviously, this would be
much taller in the real game.

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But the corporal can veto.

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This should be green too.
How did this happen?

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Are the cones a metaphor?
Well, yes and no.

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- What is this called again?
- "The Cones of Dunshire."

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Oh, my God, the Maverick should

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be able to trade lumber
for agriculture credits.

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How have I not
thought of this before?

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This is nothing, right?

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When do you go
back to work again?

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Tomorrow. It's fine.

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I'll just throw this
in the garbage.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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As soon as Knope is gone,

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these are going up
all over Chambers.

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Jamm for three!

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Ha ha! What,
are you trying to build a house

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with those bricks?

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Ooh!
The girl is attacking me.

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Any new business
before we adjourn?

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Yes, I have one...

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the Pawnee Commons.

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Oh, boy.

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The money
for the Pawnee Commons,

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aka the greatest future park
in the world,

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aka my personal dream project...

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Aka...

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Is currently
in a discretionary fund.

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I'd like to move it
to a lockbox,

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to ensure that it is used
for that project.

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The thing is, Leslie,
this kind of decision is...

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it's not really up
to you anymore.

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Because the voters, to use
a technical political term,

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gave you the stanky boot.

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But we'll keep your money safe,
baby girl.

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What, you think
I'm gonna use it

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to put a new limestone shower
in my office?

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Yeah, now I do.

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I propose that
we table this discussion

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until, let's say,
the second Knope is gone.

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Later, bunheads.

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Glass!

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Video Ron demand.

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What you carrying, my dude?

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The time has come
to sell my cabin.

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But I haven't had much luck
finding a buyer.

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"For sale. Small house.

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Forest."

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It's a little wordy,
don't you think?

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"Current owner will not
clean up

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shotgun shells
or animal carcasses."

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The hell is wrong with you,
Swanson?

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Fine, I'll clean up
the shotgun shells,

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but the carcasses remain
to fertilize my berry patch.

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If you really want to unload
that little horror cabin,

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you gonna need a professional
to stage it properly.

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Lucky for you, I recently
got my real estate license.

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Spladow!

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Check it.

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"Regal Meagle Realty."

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"Find your castle."

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Fine, I suppose
I could use some help.

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Yo, Donna,
let me get a little skin

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in the game,
maybe split that commission?

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All right.
Show me what you got.

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I'll split that commish.

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The question I always
ask myself is,

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what kind of mogul should I be?

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Fashion mogul,
energy drink mogul.

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I even thought
about downhill skiing.

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A mogul mogul.

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But a real estate mogul?

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Hmm.

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That's a hot mogul right now.

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Ben Wyatt, reporting for duty.

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How you doing, Barney?
Good to see you again.

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I just can't believe
it's finally happening.

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Dad! He's here!

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He really came!

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Hello, Ben. I'm Frank.

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I took the job
when you passed it up last time.

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Heard a lot about you.

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Well, all good things, I hope.

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A little too good.

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Let's see if you live up
to the hype.

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I'm not joking.

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Oh.

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Frank seems cool.

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Well, tell everybody
in Michigan I said hi,

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and tell your mom that
I love the banana cake

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she posted on Pinterest.

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Oh, the father of your child
is here.

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I have to go.
I'll talk to you soon.

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- I love you.
- Was that Ann?

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I hope you were speaking
to her in a calming voice

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'cause babies can hear
everything.

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Baby, if you can still hear me,
I love you.

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- The phone is hung up.
- Oh.

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You got my message
about Jamm being a dinkhead?

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Yes, but as city manager,
I can't play sides.

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And I think
all of our heads can be

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a little dinky at times.

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Fine, but his is the dinkiest.

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And I would know
because I'm keeping score.

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Ever since
I started city council,

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I have gone head-to-head
with Jamm 112 times.

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He has won 56 times,
I have won 56 times.

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I will not lose
our last battle.

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Will you help me?

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No.

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Oh.

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The way you stood up like that,

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I thought it was gonna go
a different way.

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No, I can't help directly,
but I am on your side.

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And I will assist you
in any way that I can.

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Maybe I can mediate,
like Dr. Phil,

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only qualified.

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So what's the story, Ron?

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Diane making you sell
this place?

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Not at all.

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Recently, I purchased
a new cabin

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big enough
for the whole family.

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I just can't justify
owning four cabins.

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Two cabins.

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The new cabin I bought
has a great tire swing

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for the girls, access to a lake

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for all the kids to play in.

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Plus, it doesn't have
these razor-sharp

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perimeter defense planks
sticking out of the ground.

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I usually get a 5% commission,
but I'll do it for 3%.

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Friends and family discount.

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Make it 5%.

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I don't want you getting any
ideas about us being friends.

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- Respect.
- Donna, baby.

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For the fireplace,
I'm thinking fake antlers.

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But what kind of scarves
do we want to hang

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off the fake antlers?

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- Oh, duh. Crocheted.
- Most def.

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That'll look legit next to those
antique "Visit France" posters.

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Mm.

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Ron, you want to stay outside

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and do nothing while they make

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your cabin look like garbage?

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I'd like that very much.

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We can watch the shadows
get longer.

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Okay.

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Wow, you guys sure take

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the start-up paperwork
seriously around here.

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Sorry to start you out
like this,

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and on a Friday no less.

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But it's our toughest case.

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Three competing family trusts,
a contested will...

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it's a real puzzler!

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So let's see
what you got, genius.

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If I'm murdered tonight,

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start the investigation
with those two guys.

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The hell you nerds doing here?

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We're not done talking
about the lockbox.

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This isn't over.

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And I am here to mediate.

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You can't just show up
at my door like this.

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Look, I know we have had
our differences,

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but this is very important
to me.

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And I'm not leaving
until we hash this out.

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I respect the moxie, Knope.

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You can come in for a minute.

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Shoes off.
This is a house of respect.

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Well, I don't need to do that.
My feet are very clean.

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No shoes, you lose.

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"No shoes, you lose"?

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That means we should have shoes
then, right?

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No shoes...

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Hmm.

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Yeah, so this is
my weekend dojo.

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Sorry, the place
is a bit of a mess.

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My wife's in Oklahoma
for eight months.

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Maybe forever.
We'll see if she forgives me.

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- Who's that, Michelle Wie?
- It's not sexual.

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I'm just a really big fan
of her game.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Because in that picture,
she's wearing a bikini.

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Yeah, thanks.
Photoshopped it myself.

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Fantastic.

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Well, this is about the time

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I hit the hay, so...

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Why don't we all hit the hay?

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We'll stay here,
get a good night's sleep,

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and we can start negotiations
tomorrow.

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We stopped at the outlet mall
on the way here.

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Got ourselves a sleeping bag,
a giant tin of caramel corn,

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and an irregular skirt
from DKNY:

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The hem is crooked,
but it was 8 bucks.

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The point is, I am not leaving
until I get that lockbox.

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Oh, playing hardball, huh?

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Hey, no sweat off my sack.

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You can take the couch,

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if you can get
my exercise equipment

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out of the way.

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I think I can handle it.

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How sweet is this table,
by the way, huh?

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I got it
from an actual benihana.

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Cost me 4 grand.
Worth every penny.

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Hai!

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Can I interest anyone

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in an authentic
a-Japanese a-break-a-fast?

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Scrambled eggs eaten
with chopsticks? Okay.

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Hai!

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You know,
maybe we should negotiate

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- while we're eating.
- No, what's the rush?

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Plenty of time for that later.

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You know what might put you
in the mood to talk is

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a couple of brewskis

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and a calendar featuring

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some of your favorite
female wrestlers.

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Oh, yeah.

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Knope, you know the way
to a man's heart.

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Yeah, okay.
Let's talk.

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You got it.

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These people won't leave.

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One guy even looked
in the bathroom.

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Yeah, that means
they like the place.

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If you just leave them alone,

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I think we might get
some offers.

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This evergreen scented candle
should help put people

256
00:09:26,553 --> 00:09:27,940
in the mood to buy.

257
00:09:27,991 --> 00:09:29,375
You could just open the door

258
00:09:29,426 --> 00:09:31,396
and let the actual smell
of the pines in.

259
00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:34,452
Trees are sticky,
and they got bugs in them.

260
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:39,947
This place is so random.

261
00:09:39,981 --> 00:09:42,451
I don't know. It's kind of,
like, in the middle of nowhere.

262
00:09:42,469 --> 00:09:44,639
I know. That's,
like, the hilarious part.

263
00:09:44,673 --> 00:09:47,092
It's like a joke
how long it takes to get here.

264
00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:48,467
It's like a meta-cabin.

265
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,774
- Oh yeah.
- That's what I thought, yeah.

266
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:53,153
I heard that Dave Eggers
wrote a short story

267
00:09:53,273 --> 00:09:54,877
about this tape cassette
that he found

268
00:09:54,911 --> 00:09:55,945
under that tree over there.

269
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,883
- Oh, my God.
- What are you doing?

270
00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,251
I'm trying to get
these annoying dumdums

271
00:09:59,269 --> 00:10:00,638
to pay more money
for your cabin.

272
00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:02,375
Carry on.

273
00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:04,078
Oh, my God, I heard that

274
00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:06,165
Neko Case and Ben Gibbard
made out here once.

275
00:10:06,183 --> 00:10:08,654
What?

276
00:10:08,705 --> 00:10:11,126
Saturday at the firm with Ben.

277
00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:13,263
Okay, we dissolve
the loan-out

278
00:10:13,297 --> 00:10:14,615
and file bankruptcy.

279
00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,988
That way only our clients
have claim to the assets.

280
00:10:17,022 --> 00:10:19,425
Great idea...

281
00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:21,413
that we had a month ago.

282
00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:23,717
The problem is,
the trust still has claim

283
00:10:23,751 --> 00:10:25,772
to the property.

284
00:10:25,806 --> 00:10:28,744
Then we dissolve the trust.

285
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:32,351
Clients "A,"B," and "F,"
they would have to agree,

286
00:10:32,385 --> 00:10:34,439
but if they went for it,
we could arbitrate.

287
00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,875
He's right.

288
00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:38,764
We never thought of that.

289
00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:40,902
Oh, oh!
Ben, Ben.

290
00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:44,241
Say it again but this time
I'm gonna turn the light on,

291
00:10:44,259 --> 00:10:45,677
like you just had an idea.

292
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,047
Sure, sure.
Yeah, I'm with you.

293
00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:49,669
Um, okay.

294
00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:52,859
What if we dissolve the trust?

295
00:10:52,894 --> 00:10:55,314
Yes!
You just cracked the case.

296
00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:56,583
I'm just doing my job.

297
00:10:58,254 --> 00:10:59,555
Okay, here's an idea.

298
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,375
Maybe we name part of the park

299
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:03,330
- the "Jamm Zone"?
- Hmm.

300
00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:04,833
Yeah, Jamm could dig on that.

301
00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,586
How about if in the Jamm zone,

302
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,973
there's no married chicks
allowed?

303
00:11:08,024 --> 00:11:09,391
Caution, Jeremy.

304
00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:10,611
I think there are people
that will find

305
00:11:10,662 --> 00:11:12,264
the "No Married Chicks" zone

306
00:11:12,299 --> 00:11:14,001
both morally repugnant
and hard to enforce.

307
00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:15,020
All right.

308
00:11:15,054 --> 00:11:17,491
Listen, let us celebrate
this progress

309
00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:22,067
by sharing
these authentic edamame,

310
00:11:22,102 --> 00:11:24,221
or Tokyo beans.

311
00:11:24,239 --> 00:11:25,557
Now I want you
to be very careful

312
00:11:25,592 --> 00:11:26,794
about eating these.

313
00:11:26,828 --> 00:11:29,182
You eat the shells,
and you throw the seeds out.

314
00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,436
Wow. You have really immersed
yourself in Asian culture.

315
00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:33,256
Now I think maybe
we should revisit

316
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,542
the holding bond idea.

317
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,123
Ugh, Lezzie.
Come on, I'm getting bored.

318
00:11:36,147 --> 00:11:37,698
I mean, we've been
at this for hours.

319
00:11:37,749 --> 00:11:39,168
Can we please take a break?

320
00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:40,204
Perhaps he has a point.

321
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,807
And we've made some progress.

322
00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:43,794
Maybe we go home and take
the rest of it up on Monday.

323
00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:44,780
No, I cannot wait until Monday.

324
00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:45,865
I need to close this deal now.

325
00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:46,951
So I have an idea.

326
00:11:47,002 --> 00:11:48,736
Let's have a change of venue

327
00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,875
and keep negotiating
while we have fun.

328
00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:52,661
If I remember correctly,
you enjoy

329
00:11:52,696 --> 00:11:56,502
the ancient art of karaoke,
yes?

330
00:11:56,537 --> 00:11:59,258
I do.
And kudos on that pronunciation.

331
00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:01,529
I remembered
your favorite duet.

332
00:12:01,563 --> 00:12:04,168
Maybe it's time to take
this party to Rydell High.

333
00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:05,554
Whoa!

334
00:12:05,588 --> 00:12:07,341
I cannot wait to hear
your Travolta.

335
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,362
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm Sandra Dee.

336
00:12:09,413 --> 00:12:11,115
That's more of my register.

337
00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:13,637
You're Zuko.

338
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:37,601
I would like to buy five DVDs
of this.

339
00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:38,854
No, 20.

340
00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:40,290
No, 60!
No, that's insane.

341
00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:41,659
20.

342
00:12:45,401 --> 00:12:47,037
Good news.

343
00:12:47,072 --> 00:12:48,707
We have multiple bidders.

344
00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:50,444
That guy's getting
his financials together.

345
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,596
Plans on tearing
the whole place down,

346
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,183
just wants it for the land.

347
00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:55,637
Why would he want to tear down
a perfectly good cabin?

348
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:56,656
I think he's a developer,

349
00:12:56,657 --> 00:12:59,244
wants to put in
a luxury glamp-ground.

350
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:00,982
Glamping is "glamour camping."

351
00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:03,236
Heated tents,
catered meals, wi-fi...

352
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:04,505
You're describing a hotel.

353
00:13:04,539 --> 00:13:06,459
And I think we still have
traction with those two.

354
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:08,129
Oh, hey, man.
I love the mustache.

355
00:13:08,147 --> 00:13:09,432
So funny.

356
00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:10,935
You ever think about twisting
it up at the ends, huh?

357
00:13:10,953 --> 00:13:11,954
Use a little beeswax?

358
00:13:11,988 --> 00:13:14,208
The open house is now closed.

359
00:13:14,242 --> 00:13:16,279
We are not accepting bids
at this time.

360
00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:18,483
The sun sets in 95 minutes.

361
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:21,539
Good day.

362
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:25,013
That's part of the charm
of this whole place...

363
00:13:25,064 --> 00:13:26,934
the cantankerous old coot
who owns it.

364
00:13:26,968 --> 00:13:28,436
It's authentic!

365
00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:30,792
I gotta say,
that was pretty fun up there.

366
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,396
We have fun
when we collaborate, right?

367
00:13:33,431 --> 00:13:36,319
Working together?
Lockbox, right?

368
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:39,324
You know, in some weird,
perverted, sexual way,

369
00:13:39,342 --> 00:13:40,360
I'm gonna miss you
when you're gone.

370
00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:42,398
- Oh.
- You are my Nemesis.

371
00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:43,951
You're the Superman
to my Lex Luthor.

372
00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:45,922
You want to be Lex Luthor?

373
00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:48,593
Uh, yeah.
Lex Luthor is rich.

374
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,898
Well, okay.
I can't argue with that.

375
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,403
So I did Zuko for you.

376
00:13:53,454 --> 00:13:55,056
Now you give me the lockbox.

377
00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:57,494
Leslie put a beautiful cross
into the box, Jeremy.

378
00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:58,814
Time for you to head it in.

379
00:13:58,849 --> 00:14:00,267
All right, Knope.
What can I say?

380
00:14:00,301 --> 00:14:01,736
You wore me down.

381
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:04,793
I will give you my word,
and I will put it in writing,

382
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,546
so I can't back out.

383
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,251
We won't touch the money
for one year.

384
00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:12,307
And if the economy holds up,
you can start construction then.

385
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,482
Leslie, you have your lockbox.

386
00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,269
And you scored
a triple dragon on your song.

387
00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,490
No, I cannot wait a year.

388
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:21,742
I want to get started now.

389
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,996
I want construction started
on Monday.

390
00:14:23,047 --> 00:14:24,165
You have his word.

391
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:26,252
And this is riddled
with spelling errors,

392
00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:28,256
- but it is binding.
- It's not good enough!

393
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:31,062
Jamm, I sang your stupid song,

394
00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,483
I ate your stupid
fake Asian food,

395
00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:34,802
and by the way,
you should know,

396
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,138
you don't make sushi rolls
out of tuna salad...

397
00:14:36,156 --> 00:14:37,441
Maybe you don't.

398
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:39,195
I did practically
everything you wanted,

399
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,849
and you won't just give this
to me today?

400
00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:42,417
Screw you!

401
00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:45,943
- You're giving a card to me?
- You left me no choice.

402
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,296
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Please, could you excuse us?

403
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,472
Leslie, you should be happy!

404
00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:53,681
You beat Jamm
in the final battle.

405
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,472
Unless there's something more
going on here.

406
00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:58,775
Ann.
This is about Ann.

407
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,412
Ann Perkins?
I love Ann Perkins.

408
00:15:00,446 --> 00:15:03,819
Pawnee Commons is why
I met Ann five years ago.

409
00:15:03,853 --> 00:15:05,372
And I know you guys are
talking about moving.

410
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,094
But I guess I thought
if maybe Ann came back

411
00:15:08,128 --> 00:15:09,697
from Michigan tomorrow,
and I was able to look

412
00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:12,736
into her smoky,
ethnically ambiguous eyes

413
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,507
and tell her that we were
breaking ground

414
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:17,145
on a new park,
she might...

415
00:15:17,163 --> 00:15:19,951
- she might want to stay.
- Leslie, I'm sorry.

416
00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:22,739
Ann didn't just go
to Ann arbor to visit family.

417
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,627
She went to sign the lease
on our new home.

418
00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:26,915
Ann arbor sounds disgusting.

419
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,802
She already has family there.

420
00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:31,199
And I have a new job lined up
at the University of Michigan.

421
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,595
Go blue!

422
00:15:33,646 --> 00:15:34,814
It's a good town.

423
00:15:34,848 --> 00:15:36,317
And it's a great place
to raise a family.

424
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:38,654
What is great about it?
There's no JJ's Diner there.

425
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,758
There's no
"Welcome to Pawnee" sign.

426
00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:42,329
I mean, the stupid state

427
00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:43,748
is split up into two pieces!

428
00:15:43,783 --> 00:15:44,750
It's ridiculous.

429
00:15:44,785 --> 00:15:46,370
Unexpected play here, Superman.

430
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,091
Not exactly sure
what you're going for,

431
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,142
but I dig your Gambit.

432
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,213
There is no Gambit here, Jamm.

433
00:15:51,248 --> 00:15:54,553
And who sides
with Lex Luthor, by the way?

434
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,490
You probably watch
Million Dollar Baby

435
00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:57,492
and root for the stool.

436
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:58,478
I haven't seen it.

437
00:15:58,512 --> 00:16:00,398
Not a big Morgan Freeman guy.

438
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,820
I find his voice very grating.

439
00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:04,723
I am leaving now.
I am not moving.

440
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:05,926
I'm just going home.

441
00:16:05,961 --> 00:16:07,195
Are you guys coming back
to my place?

442
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,300
What's... what's...
or are you guys going back to...

443
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,855
we wrapping up the weekend?

444
00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:14,627
No?

445
00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:22,075
- Surprise!
- Oh, my God!

446
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,148
I hope you don't mind.

447
00:16:25,182 --> 00:16:26,885
We decided to throw you
a pizza party

448
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,256
to say congrats
for cracking the case.

449
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,627
Oh, my God, you guys.

450
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,814
See what we got here.

451
00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:34,818
Wait a second.
That's not pizza.

452
00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,003
Those are calzones!

453
00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:39,610
- I love calzones!
- We know!

454
00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:43,468
I think it's safe to say
I made the right choice.

455
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,619
What's up, guys?

456
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:48,194
Hey!

457
00:16:57,046 --> 00:17:00,535
BFF slideshow?

458
00:17:00,569 --> 00:17:02,205
You know that
even after we leave Pawnee,

459
00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:03,708
Ann will always be
your best friend.

460
00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:06,363
And it's not that long a trip.

461
00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:07,559
Well, it would be even faster

462
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:09,119
if the governor would return
my calls

463
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,041
about my Pawnee-to-Ann arbor
bullet train idea.

464
00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:13,821
You know, I went
to Jamm's with you because

465
00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:17,252
I also want to leave
the right kind of legacy,

466
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,389
and that includes
Pawnee commons.

467
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:20,893
Well, I think
I burned that bridge with Jamm.

468
00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:22,329
We're not gonna get
that lockbox.

469
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:24,884
And I am not singing
Beauty School Dropout.

470
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:27,539
It's sexist,
and I don't do slow jams.

471
00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:28,992
I have an idea.

472
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:32,081
And I'd like you to consider it

473
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:34,236
a good-bye gift
from me to you.

474
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:39,313
No, thank you.
I will let him know.

475
00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:40,983
That was that couple you liked
at the open house.

476
00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:42,285
I despised them.

477
00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:44,506
Well, they just came back
with a new offer

478
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,062
and jacked that shizz up.

479
00:17:47,113 --> 00:17:48,782
Way over asking price.

480
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,237
Ron, who cares who they are?
That's a massive bid.

481
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,639
I'ma be a mogul.

482
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:55,461
I bought that cabin
18 years ago for $2,200.

483
00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:56,948
I do not care about the money.

484
00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:58,919
I can't even understand
what you're saying right now.

485
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,307
That cabin served
an important purpose for me,

486
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:04,496
as a quiet refuge from
the nonsense of modern life.

487
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:06,149
I'd like the next owners
to understand

488
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,786
and share that purpose.

489
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,976
Find me someone like that,
and I'll happily sell.

490
00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,279
I'll buy it.

491
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,532
You can't afford that house.

492
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,752
Can you afford that house?

493
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,389
What would you use it for?

494
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,980
I'd go up there
and take Andy and Champion

495
00:18:21,014 --> 00:18:22,732
and just get away
from everyone else

496
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:23,802
and look at spiders.

497
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,521
And it's where I'd bury
the bodies

498
00:18:25,556 --> 00:18:27,309
of that annoying couple
after I murder them.

499
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,727
Here's my offer.

500
00:18:28,745 --> 00:18:32,469
I will give you everything
in my purse.

501
00:18:32,503 --> 00:18:36,310
$8, a bunch
of loose cough drops,

502
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:38,799
and Larry's asthma inhaler.

503
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,468
Thank God.
I've been looking for that.

504
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,555
Larry, this is part of
a real estate transaction now.

505
00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:44,026
You have no legal claim to it.

506
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:46,697
Sorry, I had no idea.

507
00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,152
This is the best offer
I've heard yet.

508
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:51,156
Uh, you tripping right now.

509
00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:52,275
Sold.

510
00:18:52,293 --> 00:18:53,594
Don't even trip.

511
00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:54,914
Your commission.

512
00:18:54,932 --> 00:18:58,822
Thanks a lot.

513
00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:00,859
Your share, mogul.

514
00:19:00,893 --> 00:19:02,412
I'm about to play golf
with a guy

515
00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:04,216
who was almost
on The Apprentice,

516
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,451
so this better be good.

517
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:07,807
You give Leslie her lockbox,

518
00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:10,444
and you get me
in your hip pocket.

519
00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:11,998
Starting in my next term
as city manager,

520
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:16,473
I will give you
one huge I.O.U.,

521
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,461
no questions asked.

522
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:19,463
Hmm.

523
00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:22,887
Jamm likes the sound of that.

524
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:26,026
Let's make it five I.O.U.s,
and you got a deal.

525
00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:30,118
You drive a hard bargain,
but you leave me no choice.

526
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:33,007
Fine.
Five huge IOUs.

527
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,159
Deal, guys.

528
00:19:34,177 --> 00:19:35,846
You must really want that park.

529
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,965
I do. Yes.

530
00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:39,186
And to tell you the truth,

531
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,223
I'm doing it all
for my best friend.

532
00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:43,377
That's all I wanted to hear.

533
00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:46,179
Leslie,
you're my best friend too.

534
00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:52,131
Well, vote passed. 3-2.

535
00:19:52,371 --> 00:19:54,657
Jamm is gonna be so pissed
when he finds out

536
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:55,484
that you're leaving

537
00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:56,846
and your I.O.U.s are worthless.

538
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:57,995
Are you sure you're okay
with what you did?

539
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,999
Well, it's not
the most ethical thing

540
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,302
that I've ever done,

541
00:20:01,336 --> 00:20:03,205
but on the flip side,
Jamm is a big, mean dope.

542
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:04,541
- Mm-hmm.
- And I hope that this eases

543
00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:06,362
some of the pain of us
moving away a little bit.

544
00:20:06,396 --> 00:20:07,497
Oh, I'm currently
in deep denial

545
00:20:07,532 --> 00:20:08,817
that that's happening.

546
00:20:08,852 --> 00:20:11,105
Speaking of which,
how's the new gig coming?

547
00:20:11,156 --> 00:20:12,157
Well, I got a raise,

548
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:13,827
and my fridge is full
of calzones,

549
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,229
so not complaining.

550
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,615
The reason I ask is
this town is gonna need

551
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,068
a new city manager.

552
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:19,455
And I've talked to some people,

553
00:20:19,506 --> 00:20:22,677
and you have the votes
if you want the job.

554
00:20:22,712 --> 00:20:24,799
Wh...

555
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,885
Seriously?

556
00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:26,920
Is this for realskis?

557
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,893
This is 100% certified
for realskis.

558
00:20:29,927 --> 00:20:32,447
- What do you say?
- I mean, I... wow.

559
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,401
I would be insane to say no.

560
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:35,938
Oh, no.

561
00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:39,545
Wyatt, you're late.

562
00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,921
I'm just kidding,
you can do whatever you want.

563
00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:46,091
Actually, Barney,

564
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,131
I'm afraid
I have some bad news.

565
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,051
Today's my last day.

566
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:53,306
I got an opportunity
I couldn't say no to,

567
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,477
and I have to quit.
Again.

568
00:20:55,511 --> 00:20:58,566
No need to explain.

569
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,188
I knew it was too good
to be true.

570
00:21:01,222 --> 00:21:04,578
Oh, I do have
a little going-away gift.

571
00:21:04,612 --> 00:21:06,950
Left it in the break room.

572
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:09,454
If anyone could appreciate it,
it's you guys.

573
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:12,010
"You can play with one warrior,

574
00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:13,746
"but it's just
not nearly as good.

575
00:21:13,764 --> 00:21:16,302
Enjoy.
Ben Wyatt."

576
00:21:16,353 --> 00:21:17,304
Let's play.

577
00:21:17,355 --> 00:21:19,090
- I call ledgerman!
- No.

578
00:21:19,406 --> 00:21:25,662
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