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I've got to say that this report
is quite impressive, Miss Knope.

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Thank you very much,
Mr. City Manager.

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And I have to say that the way

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that you're rockin'
those slacks

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is quite impressive as well.

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Well, thank you.

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- Can we hurry this up, please?
- What?

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There's nothing wrong
with acknowledging

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the fantastic work
of one of your employees,

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especially if she's adorable.

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I am back
at the parks department,

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and Ben is city manager,

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but we're married,
so it's kosher.

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And awesome.
We live together...

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- And work together.
- And we are so...

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In sync...

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That we finish each other's...

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Sentences!

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We rehearsed that at home.

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Naked in bed.

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- What!
- What!

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Please stamp the form.

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I just want to admire it
one more time.

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Again, fantastic work.

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In fact, such good work...

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I think I'm in love with you.

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Oh, my God, that's great news,

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'cause I'm in love
with you too.

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- What?
- What?

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Stamp the form.

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Okay, let's not let Ron feel
left out.

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We love you too, Ron.

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- Stamp the damn form.
- Group hug!

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Oh, I'm down for a group hug.

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- Little G.H.
- Bring it in.

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Come o...

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Wow.

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I think our love
made him angry.

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I think he broke my wrist.
I'm not kidding.

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Really?

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Good morning, Ann Perkins.

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How are you feeling today?

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Perfect.

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Except that I'm a whale
and that my feet already kill.

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Whales don't have feet.

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I am a crazy shape.

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This morning
when I got out of bed,

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I just tipped forward

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like a poorly made bowling pin.

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Did I mention that my feet
kill me all the time?

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Oh!

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Let me rub them.

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Oh, wait. No.

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I read something
on raddadsolutions.net

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that there's a pressure point
in the foot

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that could induce labor.

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Oh, it doesn't matter.
I don't care.

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I'm gonna go choke down
those horse pills

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I have to take every day.

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Oh, no, no, I'll cut them
in half for you.

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And I will pour you a glass
of flaxseed milk

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to wash it down.

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Everything is amazing.

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Today is perfect,
and I love you.

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Chris is so wonderful

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and thoughtful and positive.

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He's driving me
up the wall.

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Smoothie's ready!

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Opening this farmers market

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was one of my greatest
achievements as city councilor.

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It's good for the economy,

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it's good for families,

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and it's good for promoting
a healthy lifestyle,

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which Pawnee desperately needs.

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Look at this tiny tree.

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Can you eat this?

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Aww. This one's dead.

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Hey, Connie Cabbage.

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What's good today?

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Green cabbage is always
a safe bet.

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Red cabbage is good.

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I mean,

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you can't go wrong.

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That's the fun thing
about cabbage.

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One of the fun things.

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Oh!

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Time to crank this market
up a notch, y'all!

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Get a chard on"?

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Let's get "re-charded"
in here!

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- What the hell is going on?
- Oh, yeah.

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That's the new chard stand.

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I suppose that's one way
to sell vegetables.

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We got Swiss chard,
we got white chard,

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we got chard poppers!

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And for all you freaky vegans
out there...

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We got chard shots!

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Yeah!

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Mmm, chard is so bitter.

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Ben, do something.

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What do you want me to do?

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Well, you're the city manager.
Kick them out.

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They're violating
every single one

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of the farmers market's
rules of conduct.

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By "rules of conduct,"

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do you mean that wooden sign
you made

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that says,
"Peas be kind to others"?

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Yes, and "In case of fire,
romaine calm,"

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and "You won't bay leaf
how nice olive our vendors are."

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I don't like vegetables,

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but I'm very good
at vegetable puns.

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Okay, I admit this is
a little iffy, but...

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- A little iffy?
- I can't do anything

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until I check the rules
for city vendors.

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Cabbage!

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Come and... get it.

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Connie, no.

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Put those away.

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- Don't.
♪ I should just go

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Oh, my God.
You play guitar?

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No, that's a super small piano.

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Okay, I'm gonna need
the sarcasm

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to take a long walk right now.

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My terrible nephew Sebastian

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is having his sixth birthday
party this weekend,

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and the clown they hired
has shingles.

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You think your band could play

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for an hour?

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- How much?
- 75.

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$75,000?

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How about 300?

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$300,000?

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- 150.
- They'll do it.

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Ah, thank you.
That is such a relief.

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I love my nephew very much,

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but he's
a horrible little tyrant,

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so don't ruin this day for him!

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150 bucks?

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Split that four ways, boom.

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$600.

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I'll say it again:
The men's room needs

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a separate dispenser
for face wash.

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I can't wash my face
with hand soap.

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Look at these pores.
They're gaping.

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- Hey, guys.
- Time-out.

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Let's take a brief recess.

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Can we help you, Ann?

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I was looking for Leslie,
but now I'm curious

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why you guys are sitting
around doing nothing

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and getting drunk at work.

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It's the whine & cheese club,
gorgeous.

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It's a monthly gathering

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where we all get together
and vent

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about what annoys us at work.

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Over fine wines and cheeses,
of course.

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Larry, salami!

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The human resources department

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requires that I be available
once a month

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to discuss workplace disputes
with my employees.

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The rules do not specify

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whether or not
I'm allowed to listen

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to Willie Nelson
on my headphones.

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And Kyle parked his car
in my spot again.

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Now, that is the fourth time
this month.

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I just want to choke him
until he passes out.

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- Time.
- This looks like fun.

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I want to try.

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Mm, there's rules to this,
sweet pea.

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It's Donna's turn next.

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I'll cede my time to Ann.

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I have a feeling
this is gonna be good.

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Okay, well, I'm not gonna talk
for long,

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'cause I have to pee again,

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'cause I have to pee
every six minutes,

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'cause I have a beach ball
in my stomach

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that's punching on my bladder.

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That sucks.

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I know.
And I'm never not hungry.

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- Oh, well, have some cheese.
- I can't have cheese, Larry!

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And I can't have wine either.

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I can't have anything good.

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You know, what I can have
is liquefied flaxseed.

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But I don't want that.
You know what I want?

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Pork rinds.
I want jelly beans.

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And I want a huge trash bag
filled with mashed potatoes.

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I want to be Pac-Man,

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and instead of dots,
I want 'em to be cinnamon buns.

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I want to be a giant head
and a mouth,

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and I just want to eat rows
and rows of junk food pellets,

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and where's my trash bag
of potatoes?

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Time.

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Yikes.

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Okay, Harrison Ford
movie night.

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Before we do that,
I was thinking more

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about that chard guy.

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I mean, it would be very easy
for you to revoke

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their license.

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Okay, Leslie,
this is city business,

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and I'm not an emperor.

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I can't just kick them out
for no reason.

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The reason is
it's vegetable porn.

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Porn on the cob.

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I'm sorry.
I'm just very good at that.

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Look, I am not a prude,

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but the point is,

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people shouldn't be half naked,

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you know, in public,
in the middle of the day,

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in front of children.

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There's your reason.
Kick them out.

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Look, now that
we're working together again,

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maybe it would be good
to keep our home life

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and our work life separate.

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Like we only talk
about work stuff

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when we're at city hall,

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like a firewall system.

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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
That's smart.

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Home is home, and work is work.

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We can always talk about this
tomorrow at the office.

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Good.
Glad you agree.

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All right.

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Crystal Skull it is.

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No, it's ridiculous
to think that you could survive

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a nuclear blast
by jumping into a refrigerator.

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- Mm-hmm, yeah, uh-huh.
- But still, it's like...

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Okay, so I found
a legal precedent

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to shut down
those vegetable smut peddlers.

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What is happening?

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Firewall, man.

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We pulled into the parking lot,

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and this is technically
city hall property,

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so now we're at work...
let's do this.

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The farmers market is
a community meeting place,

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and that pan-sexual
stripper show

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basically negates
the whole purpose.

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So if you're looking
for a reason to kick them out,

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here's 158.

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The new farmers market
rule book.

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Okay, when did you make this?

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I stayed up all night.

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I also made these...

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Leslie's toffee surprise.

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The surprise is there's toffee
in the inside.

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You can eat those
once you revoke

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the chard vendor's license.

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Good day, colleague.

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Okay.

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Ann Perkins!
How are you feeling?

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You don't want to know.

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It's all I want to know.

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All right, man,
you asked for it.

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I have shooting pains
that go all the way up

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from my butt to my neck.

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My stomach has
so many stretch marks on it

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that it looks like
an old-fashioned globe.

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My boobs are getting
really sore.

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Also, I just read
Brooke Shields' book

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on post-partum depression.

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Now I have pre-post-partum
depression anxiety.

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Well, never fear.

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I will get you Tylenol
for your pain

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00:08:33,439 --> 00:08:34,870
and shea butter for your belly.

262
00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,104
And your voluptuous figure

263
00:08:36,138 --> 00:08:37,538
only means your body is working

264
00:08:37,572 --> 00:08:39,738
exactly as nature intended it.

265
00:08:39,772 --> 00:08:41,804
There, it's all good.
Is that better?

266
00:08:41,838 --> 00:08:42,937
Yeah. Thanks.

267
00:08:42,972 --> 00:08:44,292
I've been reading up
on nipples.

268
00:08:44,305 --> 00:08:46,037
The reason that you're feeling
nipple sensitivity

269
00:08:46,072 --> 00:08:47,638
is because your milk ducts
in your nipples

270
00:08:47,672 --> 00:08:48,771
are opening up,

271
00:08:48,805 --> 00:08:51,237
which is why I bought you
this nipple kit.

272
00:08:51,272 --> 00:08:52,571
It's from Kernsten's...
the nipple people.

273
00:08:52,606 --> 00:08:54,738
It has nipple cream,
nipple pads,

274
00:08:54,771 --> 00:08:56,671
and also a special
nipple pimple ointment

275
00:08:56,706 --> 00:08:58,705
in case you develop
any pimples on your nipples.

276
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,937
Oh, my God, you have to stop
using the word "nipple."

277
00:09:01,972 --> 00:09:03,204
Okay. Anyway.

278
00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:04,937
Hopefully that will help you
with any sensitivity

279
00:09:04,972 --> 00:09:08,538
that may arise around your...

280
00:09:08,572 --> 00:09:10,304
boob hats.

281
00:09:10,339 --> 00:09:11,705
Larry, get in there!
Come on!

282
00:09:11,739 --> 00:09:13,137
What do... I don't even know
what we're doing.

283
00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,870
What is the meaning
of this, nurse?

284
00:09:14,905 --> 00:09:16,404
Emergency whine & cheese club.

285
00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:17,605
Put your headphones on, Ron.

286
00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:18,638
I have a lot of complaints.

287
00:09:18,672 --> 00:09:20,638
Sit down.
I need to vent.

288
00:09:20,672 --> 00:09:22,971
And do not
under any circumstances

289
00:09:23,005 --> 00:09:23,971
respond to anything I say.

290
00:09:24,005 --> 00:09:25,104
All right.

291
00:09:25,138 --> 00:09:27,104
Let's talk about vomit, kids.

292
00:09:27,138 --> 00:09:28,937
I do it all day long.

293
00:09:39,505 --> 00:09:41,737
Okay, Sex Is Cool.
Got that.

294
00:09:41,771 --> 00:09:44,538
I say we finish
on Drunk Off Our Asses.

295
00:09:44,572 --> 00:09:47,037
And I think we should do
Sex in Space.

296
00:09:47,072 --> 00:09:48,937
It's 20 minutes long,
but it's really good.

297
00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:51,171
Babe, I don't think you should
play any of those songs

298
00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:52,371
for a group of six-year-olds.

299
00:09:52,405 --> 00:09:54,271
Whoa, wait...
six-year-olds?

300
00:09:54,305 --> 00:09:56,071
Did you book us a gig
at a kids' party?

301
00:09:56,105 --> 00:09:57,804
You said we were playing
at a festival.

302
00:09:57,838 --> 00:09:59,204
You said Dave Grohl
might be there.

303
00:09:59,239 --> 00:10:01,704
Dave Grohl might be there.
I don't know.

304
00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:03,004
He might be anywhere.

305
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:04,770
The guy's awesome,
and he's unpredictable.

306
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:07,004
No, no, I'm not playing
for a bunch of screaming kids.

307
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,137
Mouse Rat is a rock band.
We're not the Wiggles.

308
00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,338
Come on!

309
00:10:10,372 --> 00:10:12,304
I'm sick of all the drama
with this band.

310
00:10:12,339 --> 00:10:13,438
I-I quit.

311
00:10:13,472 --> 00:10:14,804
I'm going
back to rabbinical school.

312
00:10:15,872 --> 00:10:16,937
Umbilical school?

313
00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:18,037
Rivers, come back.

314
00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:19,737
Rivers, don't do this.
Hey!

315
00:10:19,771 --> 00:10:22,104
Shaq might be there!

316
00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:23,404
Hey, did you get a chance

317
00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:25,238
to sign off
on that booklet I gave you?

318
00:10:25,272 --> 00:10:27,438
Well, I read it,
but it seems like

319
00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:28,971
your farmers market rules

320
00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,371
may be specifically targeting
chardbodies.

321
00:10:31,405 --> 00:10:33,538
What? How?

322
00:10:33,572 --> 00:10:35,271
"No visible cleavage.

323
00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:36,704
"No strobe lights.

324
00:10:36,738 --> 00:10:38,404
No chard-related innuendo."

325
00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:40,037
Those apply to all vendors.

326
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,137
Either way, it's too late.

327
00:10:41,172 --> 00:10:42,971
The train has left the station.

328
00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:44,770
Okay, what train,
from which station?

329
00:10:44,805 --> 00:10:46,137
- You're revoking my license?
- Oh, boy.

330
00:10:46,172 --> 00:10:48,137
Yes, Nolan, under the auspices

331
00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:49,438
of the office of city manager,

332
00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:50,770
et cetera, et cetera,
it's not important,

333
00:10:50,805 --> 00:10:52,771
you are in violation
of many rules,

334
00:10:52,805 --> 00:10:54,438
and therefore you cannot sell
your goods anymore

335
00:10:54,472 --> 00:10:55,571
at the Pawnee farmers market.

336
00:10:55,606 --> 00:10:58,238
Ben, back me up on this
without hesitation.

337
00:10:58,272 --> 00:11:00,037
Nolan, can I have a second
to speak with my w...

338
00:11:00,072 --> 00:11:02,138
with Ms. Knope
for a second?

339
00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,538
Look, chard is disgusting.

340
00:11:03,572 --> 00:11:05,304
You try selling it
without sexy dancers.

341
00:11:05,339 --> 00:11:06,404
It's impossible.

342
00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:07,837
It's like,
"Hey, you like lettuce?

343
00:11:07,872 --> 00:11:09,138
"Try this. It's worse.

344
00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:11,037
It tastes like kale
took a dump on spinach."

345
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,646
I like to think of it
as celery with B.O.

346
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,937
But if it's so gross,

347
00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:15,204
you should just sell
something else.

348
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,438
I inherited this farm
from my dad.

349
00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:17,538
It's all I have.

350
00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:18,605
Plus, the other vendors
want me there.

351
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:19,737
I'm good for business.

352
00:11:19,772 --> 00:11:21,371
We're not revoking
your license.

353
00:11:21,405 --> 00:11:22,505
For now.

354
00:11:22,539 --> 00:11:24,670
I am sorry you had to come in.

355
00:11:24,705 --> 00:11:25,871
Judas!

356
00:11:25,905 --> 00:11:27,971
I don't appreciate
being ambushed, Leslie.

357
00:11:28,005 --> 00:11:29,538
- Let's just go home.
- No.

358
00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:30,637
I know what
you're trying to do.

359
00:11:30,671 --> 00:11:31,937
If we go home,
the firewall is up,

360
00:11:31,972 --> 00:11:33,138
and then you don't have to deal
with me anymore.

361
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:35,037
Instead, fellow employee,

362
00:11:35,072 --> 00:11:37,171
I will meet you
in the basement conference room

363
00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:38,471
at 6:00 P.M.,

364
00:11:38,506 --> 00:11:40,338
and we will solve
this chard issue

365
00:11:40,372 --> 00:11:41,438
once and for all.

366
00:11:41,472 --> 00:11:43,104
Don't forget your approval pen.

367
00:11:43,139 --> 00:11:44,371
What?
There's no such thing.

368
00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:45,704
Yes, there is.

369
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,538
I made it for you last night.

370
00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:50,804
Ugh, and Lamaze class,

371
00:11:50,838 --> 00:11:52,438
wait till I tell you
about that Ponzi scheme.

372
00:11:52,472 --> 00:11:53,871
Ugh.

373
00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,538
Oh, hey, Donna, what the hell?

374
00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:58,304
You know I can't be
around smoke or fatty tuna.

375
00:11:58,339 --> 00:11:59,338
Ron...

376
00:11:59,372 --> 00:12:00,571
At first, this was funny,

377
00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:01,571
but it's gotten out of hand.

378
00:12:01,605 --> 00:12:02,871
This was our chance

379
00:12:02,905 --> 00:12:05,538
to vent about work,
and you've taken it over.

380
00:12:05,572 --> 00:12:06,637
Yeah!

381
00:12:06,671 --> 00:12:08,238
It's sushi and cigar club now.

382
00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:09,804
Wow. Okay.

383
00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:12,405
I see how it is.

384
00:12:12,439 --> 00:12:13,737
I feel bad.

385
00:12:13,772 --> 00:12:15,304
I don't.
This is a Cuban.

386
00:12:15,339 --> 00:12:16,971
This is yellowtail.
I feel amazing.

387
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:19,138
Whoa!
Monster in the window!

388
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,570
You know what
my biggest complaint is?

389
00:12:20,605 --> 00:12:22,737
I have a million things
I need to complain about,

390
00:12:22,772 --> 00:12:24,038
and I can't take them home
because Chris is

391
00:12:24,072 --> 00:12:25,570
the most considerate person
in the world,

392
00:12:25,605 --> 00:12:26,725
and he just wants to help me,

393
00:12:26,738 --> 00:12:27,977
and then I feel bad about that,

394
00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:29,771
and then I get annoyed
that he wants to help me,

395
00:12:29,805 --> 00:12:30,971
and I feel even worse
about that!

396
00:12:31,005 --> 00:12:32,304
I thought you guys
would be cool

397
00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:33,637
with me complaining
'cause it's all you do,

398
00:12:33,672 --> 00:12:36,538
is sit here and complain
without judgment or guilt.

399
00:12:36,571 --> 00:12:38,090
But you know what?
I guess I was wrong.

400
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,471
And you know what?
I would yell some more,

401
00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:42,637
but I think I just peed
my pants a little bit.

402
00:12:42,672 --> 00:12:43,971
What's happening now?

403
00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,405
Is the nurse upset?

404
00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:47,405
I don't care.

405
00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:49,505
Okay, 6:00.
Let's do this.

406
00:12:49,538 --> 00:12:50,570
Larry?

407
00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:51,971
Mm. Hey, Leslie.

408
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,004
Ben couldn't make it,

409
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,737
so he asked me
to read you this.

410
00:12:54,772 --> 00:12:56,405
"Dear honey..."
Oh, how sweet.

411
00:12:56,439 --> 00:12:58,204
- Read.
- Oh.

412
00:12:58,239 --> 00:13:00,117
"Sorry, but I think we just need
to take a break

413
00:13:00,139 --> 00:13:01,238
"from this work issue.

414
00:13:01,272 --> 00:13:02,505
"Please don't grind your teeth
too hard

415
00:13:02,538 --> 00:13:03,971
"when you hear this.
I will see you in the car.

416
00:13:04,005 --> 00:13:04,971
I love you."

417
00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:06,071
Oh, that is so sweet

418
00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:07,537
that you still write
love letters to...

419
00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:12,304
What the hell
are you doing out here?

420
00:13:12,339 --> 00:13:14,804
Sorry, babe.
I am off city hall property.

421
00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:16,271
You have to stop.

422
00:13:16,306 --> 00:13:17,271
Firewall.

423
00:13:17,306 --> 00:13:18,271
Wrong.

424
00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:19,338
All roads and bridges

425
00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:20,637
fall under the purview

426
00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:21,937
of the Pawnee department
of transportation,

427
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:24,238
which is located on
the fourth floor of city hall.

428
00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:25,871
Firewall down.

429
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,071
Stay frosty, Wyatt.

430
00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:29,371
We're just getting started.

431
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:31,536
Okay, well, that's interesting.

432
00:13:31,656 --> 00:13:32,486
You know why?

433
00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:35,138
- Why?
- Because...

434
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,637
Mother...

435
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:40,673
Ha-ha!

436
00:13:40,707 --> 00:13:42,474
Bank! Private property.

437
00:13:42,507 --> 00:13:44,007
Firewall restored!

438
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,073
Ha-ha-ha!

439
00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:46,273
The concrete
that you're standing on

440
00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:49,440
was poured by a municipal
construction crew.

441
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,673
Private fountain,

442
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:54,673
private property.

443
00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:55,673
I'm safe.

444
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,374
Guess where the water
comes from.

445
00:13:57,408 --> 00:14:01,073
The Pawnee reservoir.

446
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,673
You can't escape
city hall, fool!

447
00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:07,173
Let's dance.

448
00:14:08,441 --> 00:14:09,506
Hey, friends.

449
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,806
I'm just about to go
on my night jog.

450
00:14:10,841 --> 00:14:11,906
Would you like to join me?

451
00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:13,307
Mm, hard pass.

452
00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:15,506
We're here because you need
to tend to your woman.

453
00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,940
She's complaining
about everything,

454
00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:18,440
ruining whine & cheese club.

455
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:20,140
I literally have
1,000 questions.

456
00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:21,906
Why is Ron wearing headphones?

457
00:14:21,941 --> 00:14:23,021
What's whine & cheese club?

458
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,307
And what is Ann
complaining about?

459
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,940
You, mostly...
how you never let her vent

460
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,273
because you're always too busy

461
00:14:27,308 --> 00:14:28,667
trying to solve
everything for her.

462
00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:30,240
She's upset that I'm trying
to help her?

463
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:33,007
You've fallen into a classic
trap, Christopher...

464
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,107
trying to fix
a woman's problems

465
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,107
instead of just listening
to what they are!

466
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:38,340
Why are you yelling?

467
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:41,274
Tom put all my records
into this rectangle!

468
00:14:41,308 --> 00:14:43,107
Hey, man, if Ann needs Tylenol,

469
00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:44,240
she can get it herself.

470
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,640
What she needs from you

471
00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:47,240
is to just look her
in the eyes,

472
00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:49,873
nod your head, and say
those two magic words.

473
00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:52,073
"That sucks."

474
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,506
"That sucks"?

475
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,773
I spent my entire life

476
00:14:54,807 --> 00:14:56,240
reading instructional books
about relationships

477
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,107
in order to trick women
into liking me.

478
00:14:58,141 --> 00:14:59,606
When Ann tells you
what's bothering her,

479
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:00,840
don't try to fix it.

480
00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:02,406
Just say,

481
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,673
"Damn, that sucks."

482
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,140
The songs just play

483
00:15:06,174 --> 00:15:07,740
one right after the other!

484
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,640
This is an excellent rectangle!

485
00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:15,740
Okay, this is insane.

486
00:15:15,774 --> 00:15:17,240
It is 40 degrees,

487
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,840
and we are standing
in freezing water.

488
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,140
No, this is our motivation.

489
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:21,673
We are not leaving
this fountain

490
00:15:21,707 --> 00:15:23,606
until we've figured this out
once and for all.

491
00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:25,360
Fine. Why are you
not supporting me on this?

492
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,673
I thought you agreed with me.

493
00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:28,773
I do, as a person,

494
00:15:28,807 --> 00:15:30,274
but as city manager,

495
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:32,573
I'm not 100% sure
you have a case.

496
00:15:32,607 --> 00:15:34,506
You're not listening
to my side.

497
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:35,606
I mean, sometimes when we
disagree,

498
00:15:35,641 --> 00:15:37,040
you're so passionate,

499
00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,907
I feel like I'm arguing
with the sun.

500
00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:40,307
What? That is totally crazy!

501
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:44,173
I am super chill all the time!

502
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,840
Look, let's just admit it.
We're in a weird position.

503
00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,640
We're married.

504
00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:50,240
Our professional status has
flipped, like, five times.

505
00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,240
I mean, now I'm your boss.

506
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:54,907
This is "un-charded" territory
for us.

507
00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:57,107
Oh, that's nice.

508
00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:59,340
Thanks.
I learned from the best.

509
00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:00,406
The point is,

510
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,107
forget firewalls.

511
00:16:02,141 --> 00:16:05,506
Let's just be respectful
and communicate,

512
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,274
and we'll find
the right balance.

513
00:16:07,308 --> 00:16:08,806
You're right.

514
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,840
I should have considered
your side.

515
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:12,274
I love you,

516
00:16:12,308 --> 00:16:15,307
and you're also
a very smart person.

517
00:16:17,674 --> 00:16:19,073
Let's get out of this fountain.

518
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,506
I can't because my legs
are numb.

519
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:22,073
Yeah, I can't move.
Are we gonna die here?

520
00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:23,240
Yeah.

521
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,274
No, don't do that.

522
00:16:25,308 --> 00:16:26,339
I don't like this game.

523
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:27,439
I don't know
what the rules are!

524
00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:28,907
Okay, babe, here's what I did.

525
00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:30,673
Tell me if this is appropriate
for a kids' song.

526
00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:33,606
I changed the lyrics
in Sex Hair to...

527
00:16:40,307 --> 00:16:41,940
Andy, the word "hair"

528
00:16:41,974 --> 00:16:44,406
was not the problem
with Sex Hair.

529
00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:47,073
Oh, it's sex!
Oh, crap.

530
00:16:47,108 --> 00:16:48,306
Now what the hell
am I supposed to sing?

531
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,873
It's time, Andrew.

532
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,140
These kids are tearing
my house apart,

533
00:16:51,175 --> 00:16:52,606
and I need you to calm them
with the power of song.

534
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:53,673
Oh, gosh,
here's the thing...

535
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:54,840
I can't do it.

536
00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:55,973
I got laryngitis.

537
00:16:56,008 --> 00:16:58,473
You will not bail on me,
Andrew Dwyer.

538
00:16:58,507 --> 00:16:59,807
You will perform.

539
00:16:59,841 --> 00:17:01,274
My nephew is something
of an outcast in his school,

540
00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:03,074
and I got Erica Swarvane
to come,

541
00:17:03,108 --> 00:17:04,140
which is a huge get.

542
00:17:04,175 --> 00:17:05,406
She rules the first grade.

543
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,840
And this party will determine
his social status

544
00:17:06,874 --> 00:17:08,673
for the next hundred years!

545
00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:10,907
So you better get out there,
or I am going to lose it!

546
00:17:10,941 --> 00:17:12,240
Have you not lost it?

547
00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:13,706
Oh, you don't even know!

548
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,573
Babe, I'm freaking out.

549
00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:16,706
Listen to me.

550
00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:18,440
You make up songs all the time

551
00:17:18,474 --> 00:17:19,473
off the top of your head.

552
00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:20,807
You do.

553
00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:22,473
You can do this,
and afterwards,

554
00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:23,907
we can have cake.

555
00:17:23,941 --> 00:17:25,940
I already had cake.

556
00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,440
Andy!

557
00:17:28,574 --> 00:17:30,573
Okay, focus up,
you little monsters!

558
00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:32,240
Not you, Erica.
You're an angel,

559
00:17:32,274 --> 00:17:33,473
and we're thrilled you're here.

560
00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:35,273
Now, is everyone ready to hear

561
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:36,773
the best music
you've ever heard

562
00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:38,640
in your miserable little lives?

563
00:17:38,674 --> 00:17:40,107
No!

564
00:17:40,141 --> 00:17:42,440
Okay, then,
ladies and gentlemen,

565
00:17:42,474 --> 00:17:44,306
please welcome...

566
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,973
what even do you call yourself?

567
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:48,740
- Yeah, I...
- Oh, it's too late!

568
00:17:48,774 --> 00:17:51,473
Please welcome Johnny Karate

569
00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:54,707
and his magical guitar stick!

570
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:57,940
Uh...

571
00:18:25,741 --> 00:18:28,373
Ew!

572
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,140
He's doing it!

573
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,206
You're picking your nose,

574
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,399
and you put it on your friend!

575
00:18:32,407 --> 00:18:34,707
Ha-ha, I started that.
Great!

576
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:47,573
Ew!

577
00:18:54,607 --> 00:18:56,206
My name is Bert Macklin.

578
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,773
I investigate stinky feet
for the FBI.

579
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:13,406
This is so fun.

580
00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:16,206
I cannot believe
this only cost me 150 bucks.

581
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,483
Oh, hey.
How was your day?

582
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,149
It was okay.

583
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,590
Now my legs really hurt.

584
00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:23,890
It's like I have
a tension headache,

585
00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:25,256
but in my calves.

586
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,222
A new surprise every day.

587
00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:29,856
That sucks.

588
00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:31,356
I know.

589
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:32,856
And I'm so gassy.

590
00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:35,523
There's just been, like,
a long, slow fart stream

591
00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:37,690
coming out of me
since we started talking...

592
00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:38,723
this morning.

593
00:19:38,757 --> 00:19:40,189
That really sucks.

594
00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:44,090
Yeah. It does.

595
00:19:44,123 --> 00:19:47,023
Thanks.

596
00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:49,556
I'm sorry that I was trying
to fix all your problems.

597
00:19:49,591 --> 00:19:52,023
Oh, God, don't apologize.

598
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,423
I'm sorry I was such a freak.

599
00:19:54,457 --> 00:19:57,057
You're the nicest,
most thoughtful baby daddy

600
00:19:57,091 --> 00:20:00,456
a girl could ask for.

601
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,957
That was incredible.

602
00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:04,189
You are overflowing with talent,
and I admire you.

603
00:20:04,223 --> 00:20:05,456
- Oh.
- Excuse me.

604
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:07,256
- Mr. Karate?
- Mr. Karate!

605
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,223
My son wants you to sing
at his birthday party

606
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:11,089
next weekend.

607
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:12,456
- Are you available?
- He is,

608
00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:15,057
but it's actually $250
for short notice.

609
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,223
You can call this number

610
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,356
and ask for April Karate.

611
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:19,523
Yes, I will.

612
00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:21,089
- Babe...
- Oh, my God.

613
00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:22,423
That was amazing.

614
00:20:22,457 --> 00:20:24,857
I kind of think you can make
a career out of this.

615
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,890
But, I mean, I don't know.

616
00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:29,122
W-what does that make me...
a kids' performer?

617
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,690
I'm supposed to be a rock star.

618
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:32,590
You just had fun in there
and made $150.

619
00:20:32,624 --> 00:20:34,957
Who cares about what you were
supposed to be?

620
00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:36,289
- Yeah.
- Plus, you have never been

621
00:20:36,324 --> 00:20:37,656
sexier to me
than when you were singing

622
00:20:37,691 --> 00:20:38,756
to those kids just now.

623
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:39,756
- Really?
- Yeah.

624
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:41,556
Well, that's weird.

625
00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:43,890
Nolan, I'm very sorry

626
00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:45,690
that I overreacted
and overstepped my bounds.

627
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:46,790
I understand.

628
00:20:46,824 --> 00:20:47,890
When I got into the chard game,

629
00:20:47,924 --> 00:20:49,857
I knew I'd ruffle
some feathers.

630
00:20:49,891 --> 00:20:51,723
Sure. I'm just glad
that we could all come

631
00:20:51,757 --> 00:20:52,923
to an agreement.

632
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,623
All right, everybody,
it is now 5:00 P.M.,

633
00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:57,523
which means the farmers market
is closed.

634
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,623
And farmers market after dark

635
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,256
is open for business!

636
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:08,089
Well, if this is the way

637
00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:09,802
people want to buy
their produce, so be it.

638
00:21:09,824 --> 00:21:12,523
This town is full of lunatics.

639
00:21:16,457 --> 00:21:17,556
Ugh!

640
00:21:17,591 --> 00:21:19,109
Oh, my God,
this was a terrible idea.

641
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:22,056
Yeah, it's like a tree
barfed in my mouth.

642
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,764
Bleh.

643
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:30,633
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