1 00:00:24,345 --> 00:00:26,531 Whoa, Alcatraz. 2 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,415 Can't believe Michael Bay spent a billion dollars 3 00:00:29,535 --> 00:00:31,336 of his own money to build that for The Rock. 4 00:00:31,370 --> 00:00:33,538 I can't believe you were able to recite that entire movie 5 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:35,573 from memory on the plane ride. 6 00:00:35,608 --> 00:00:37,108 You weren't trying to sleep, were you? 7 00:00:37,143 --> 00:00:38,710 I couldn't tell, 'cause you had that mask thing over your eyes. 8 00:00:38,744 --> 00:00:41,913 This may be the craziest week of my entire life. 9 00:00:41,947 --> 00:00:44,616 I am six days away from the start of the Unity concert. 10 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:46,017 I am pregnant with triplets. 11 00:00:46,051 --> 00:00:47,485 I am trying to decide 12 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,754 if I should take a job that will move me away from Pawnee, 13 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,089 and I am speaking 14 00:00:51,123 --> 00:00:53,158 at the National Parks conference in San Francisco. 15 00:00:53,192 --> 00:00:54,659 It is gonna be so much fun. 16 00:00:54,693 --> 00:00:56,594 Michelle Obama is the keynote speaker, 17 00:00:56,629 --> 00:00:58,029 and you know what they say, 18 00:00:58,063 --> 00:01:01,499 "What happens at a national parks conference... 19 00:01:01,534 --> 00:01:05,770 Is compiled and emailed to you in a PDF the following Monday." 20 00:01:05,805 --> 00:01:07,939 We got to find a way to break in there. 21 00:01:07,973 --> 00:01:09,040 They give tours. 22 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:10,608 Yeah. 23 00:01:10,643 --> 00:01:13,711 That's exactly how they'll be expecting me to try to break in. 24 00:01:16,682 --> 00:01:26,619 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 25 00:01:33,566 --> 00:01:36,067 My restaurant opens in six weeks, 26 00:01:36,101 --> 00:01:38,103 and I'm making sure I get every detail right. 27 00:01:38,137 --> 00:01:42,741 This is the hardest I've worked on anything since... 28 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:44,976 Wow. I've never worked hard on anything. 29 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:46,578 What a cool life! 30 00:01:46,612 --> 00:01:49,147 Looks like everything's on track for July. 31 00:01:49,181 --> 00:01:50,915 It's just too bad we're not opening 32 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:52,350 in time for this Unity concert. 33 00:01:52,384 --> 00:01:55,487 The extra publicity would've given us a nice boost. 34 00:01:55,521 --> 00:01:58,089 Why don't we? We could do a soft opening tomorrow 35 00:01:58,124 --> 00:02:00,625 and be ready just in time for the concert crowd. 36 00:02:00,659 --> 00:02:02,427 You really think you can pull that off? 37 00:02:02,461 --> 00:02:04,629 Well, nobody can predict the future... 38 00:02:04,663 --> 00:02:06,464 except me. I guarantee it'll work 39 00:02:06,499 --> 00:02:09,000 and in six months, this place will be bigger than McDonald's. 40 00:02:09,034 --> 00:02:11,970 As always, I love your enthusiasm. 41 00:02:12,004 --> 00:02:14,205 See you tomorrow, partner. 42 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,174 A soft opening tomorrow? 43 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,376 From now on, everyone call me Kristin, 44 00:02:18,411 --> 00:02:20,111 because I am wigging out right now! 45 00:02:20,146 --> 00:02:22,380 Yeah, we're not even close to being ready. 46 00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:23,715 They're not even done painting that sign. 47 00:02:23,749 --> 00:02:25,583 It says, "Tom's Bi." 48 00:02:25,618 --> 00:02:27,819 Actually, no, that's good. We're ready. 49 00:02:27,853 --> 00:02:29,454 Mitch is right. The amount of buzz we get 50 00:02:29,488 --> 00:02:31,623 from opening next weekend is too big to pass up. 51 00:02:31,657 --> 00:02:32,924 We can do it. 52 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:34,292 "This little Italian restaurant 53 00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:35,694 will put McDonald's out of business" on three. 54 00:02:35,728 --> 00:02:37,262 One, two, three. 55 00:02:37,296 --> 00:02:38,763 - Dark Lord rise... - This little Italian restaurant 56 00:02:38,798 --> 00:02:41,065 - will be bigger than McDonald's! - In hell fire. 57 00:02:43,369 --> 00:02:47,505 "Lester Kanopf"? Come on, guys, get it together. 58 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,773 That's mine. 59 00:02:48,808 --> 00:02:51,943 - Sorry, Lester. - Yours is right here. 60 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,978 Grant, hi. 61 00:02:54,013 --> 00:02:55,513 Yeah, I saw you were gonna be here, 62 00:02:55,548 --> 00:02:57,248 and since you've been ducking my calls, 63 00:02:57,283 --> 00:02:58,483 I just thought that I'd drop in. 64 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:00,618 - Care to join me for lunch? - I... I would... 65 00:03:00,653 --> 00:03:02,253 Liam Bonneville's gonna be there. 66 00:03:02,288 --> 00:03:04,189 Liam Bonneville... 67 00:03:04,223 --> 00:03:06,391 the department of the interior's resident bad boy? 68 00:03:06,425 --> 00:03:07,992 Well, now you've got my attention. 69 00:03:08,027 --> 00:03:10,261 Let me go grab my autograph book, and we'll head out. 70 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:13,298 Andy and I are meeting with a tech company called "Gryzzl." 71 00:03:13,332 --> 00:03:15,367 Now, they're giving away free wi-fi 72 00:03:15,401 --> 00:03:16,835 to a few cities across America, 73 00:03:16,869 --> 00:03:18,703 and we're going to pitch Pawnee to them. 74 00:03:18,737 --> 00:03:20,438 And what exactly does Gryzzl do? 75 00:03:20,473 --> 00:03:24,476 Well, "It's the cloud for your cloud." 76 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:25,744 No idea. 77 00:03:25,778 --> 00:03:28,446 Wow. So Gryzzl's really taken off, huh? 78 00:03:28,481 --> 00:03:30,115 Uh, yeah, it's been a crazy ride. 79 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:32,016 Our music service, Gryzzldump, launched in November, 80 00:03:32,051 --> 00:03:34,185 and now we have 170 million users. 81 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:36,921 Six months ago, I was working in a taco truck. 82 00:03:36,956 --> 00:03:40,859 Now I own one-third of the Portland trail blazers. 83 00:03:40,893 --> 00:03:43,628 You know, I think Pawnee is a great candidate 84 00:03:43,662 --> 00:03:45,030 for your free-wireless initiative. 85 00:03:45,064 --> 00:03:47,732 We lead the country in online pizza ordering. 86 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,934 In fact, a lot of people go to the library 87 00:03:49,969 --> 00:03:51,669 just to order pizza online. 88 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:54,639 Right now we're kind of focused on, like, bigger cities, 89 00:03:54,674 --> 00:03:56,474 like Shreveport, Akron. 90 00:03:56,509 --> 00:03:58,309 Sure. Obviously, we're no Akron. 91 00:03:58,344 --> 00:03:59,677 I mean, we're more like Dayton. 92 00:03:59,712 --> 00:04:03,682 But with your help, we can become Toledo. 93 00:04:03,716 --> 00:04:07,619 Ben, we don't like to say the word "no"... 94 00:04:07,653 --> 00:04:09,554 - No. - At this company. 95 00:04:09,588 --> 00:04:13,024 We feel it's counterproductive to our creative mission, 96 00:04:13,059 --> 00:04:16,494 so, instead, let me say... 97 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:17,762 "Nah, bro." 98 00:04:17,797 --> 00:04:19,664 How is that better? 99 00:04:19,699 --> 00:04:22,167 Dwayne "the Rock" Swanson. 100 00:04:22,201 --> 00:04:23,568 Donna told me I'd find you up here. 101 00:04:23,602 --> 00:04:25,603 - What's all this? - Over the last few months, 102 00:04:25,638 --> 00:04:28,006 I've remodeled the entire third floor... 103 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,774 wiring, heating and cooling, 104 00:04:29,809 --> 00:04:32,711 restored this red pine back to its original glory. 105 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:35,346 Oh, wow. The stripes are so wavy. 106 00:04:35,381 --> 00:04:36,614 It's really... 107 00:04:36,649 --> 00:04:38,283 all right, I can't keep this facade up any longer. 108 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:39,651 I need a favor. You know those chairs 109 00:04:39,685 --> 00:04:40,885 you were making for my restaurant? 110 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,988 - I need 'em now. - I was told I had until July. 111 00:04:44,023 --> 00:04:45,790 My chairs take time. 112 00:04:45,825 --> 00:04:47,726 Who do you think I am, Thomas Hucker? 113 00:04:49,195 --> 00:04:50,829 Please, Ron? 114 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:52,664 I've never asked you for anything today. 115 00:04:52,698 --> 00:04:54,733 All right. I'll get to work right away. 116 00:04:54,767 --> 00:04:57,135 Please, you're really far behind. 117 00:04:57,169 --> 00:05:00,138 Hello, everybody. This is Leslie Knope. 118 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:02,874 - Leslie, this is Rebecca... - Varuvian, yes, hello. 119 00:05:02,908 --> 00:05:04,809 I ow who you are. I've read all of your papers 120 00:05:04,844 --> 00:05:07,445 and I had your poster on my wall when I was a kid. 121 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,681 - What poster? - I made a poster of you 122 00:05:09,715 --> 00:05:12,384 by blowing up your picture from the national parks newsletter. 123 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:13,985 I cut out your face and made it look 124 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,700 like you were dunking over Charles Barkley. 125 00:05:15,721 --> 00:05:18,456 - My God. - So you're the author 126 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:20,992 of the famous river cleanup proposal, huh? 127 00:05:21,027 --> 00:05:22,961 It wasn't bad. 128 00:05:22,995 --> 00:05:24,996 Liam Bonneville read my proposal. Wow. 129 00:05:25,031 --> 00:05:27,465 Liam's being withholding, as usual. 130 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,701 That proposal was brilliantly written. 131 00:05:29,735 --> 00:05:31,369 Rebecca Varuvian. 132 00:05:31,404 --> 00:05:33,138 - Yes? - Nothing. 133 00:05:33,172 --> 00:05:36,141 That was the best lunch I ever had. 134 00:05:36,175 --> 00:05:38,176 I have to see the photos that you took. 135 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:41,112 - I didn't take any photos. - What? Grant, come on. 136 00:05:41,147 --> 00:05:43,667 Leslie, you're treating those people like they're your heroes. 137 00:05:43,683 --> 00:05:44,749 They could be your peers. 138 00:05:44,784 --> 00:05:46,451 Look, I really hope you take the job, 139 00:05:46,485 --> 00:05:47,819 but we're at the end of the line here. 140 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:50,822 - I need a decision by tomorrow. - Okay, that's fair. 141 00:05:50,856 --> 00:05:53,425 I mean, I would be insane not to take the job, 142 00:05:53,459 --> 00:05:56,661 but I'm just having some trouble thinking about leaving Pawnee. 143 00:05:56,696 --> 00:05:58,763 Hey, here's someone who may be able to convince you. 144 00:05:58,798 --> 00:06:00,365 Hello, Mrs. Obama. 145 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:01,966 - Hey, Grant. How you doing? - Oh. 146 00:06:02,001 --> 00:06:03,768 Doing good. 147 00:06:03,803 --> 00:06:05,136 This is Leslie Knope. 148 00:06:05,171 --> 00:06:06,304 She's considering a job with us 149 00:06:06,339 --> 00:06:08,206 running the new Midwest Bureau in Chicago. 150 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,408 Well, you know how I feel about Chicago. 151 00:06:10,443 --> 00:06:12,410 Ah, you are from Chicago, so you like it! 152 00:06:12,445 --> 00:06:15,547 That's right, and we need passionate people like you 153 00:06:15,581 --> 00:06:16,981 on our national parks. 154 00:06:17,016 --> 00:06:19,918 You know, they get hundreds of millions of visitors each year. 155 00:06:19,952 --> 00:06:21,987 Are you nodding because you agree with me? 156 00:06:22,021 --> 00:06:23,455 Yes, I do agree with you. 157 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,056 I agree with you on all things 158 00:06:25,091 --> 00:06:27,759 throughout history until the end of time, forever. 159 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:30,128 - You and Grant work together? - Yeah, we work together a lot. 160 00:06:30,162 --> 00:06:32,297 He's helped me integrate the "Let's Move" program 161 00:06:32,331 --> 00:06:33,598 into our national parks... 162 00:06:33,632 --> 00:06:36,868 you know, getting kids outside, rock climbing, hiking. 163 00:06:36,902 --> 00:06:38,803 Wow! That's really, really incredible! Great work! 164 00:06:38,838 --> 00:06:40,271 I'm sorry I'm talking so loud! 165 00:06:40,273 --> 00:06:42,307 I'm getting louder now, and I can't stop! My apologies! 166 00:06:42,341 --> 00:06:45,276 Just... I don't know. I'm sorry I'm talking so loud! 167 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:47,979 - Just... can I high-five you? - Yeah. Well... 168 00:06:48,014 --> 00:06:49,314 I hope you take the job. 169 00:06:49,348 --> 00:06:53,218 Change happens one person at a time. 170 00:06:53,252 --> 00:06:55,754 Good to meet you. 171 00:06:57,289 --> 00:07:00,892 Again, think it over. 172 00:07:10,002 --> 00:07:12,995 - Okay, this is a bad idea. - Just trust me. 173 00:07:13,115 --> 00:07:14,315 You got your camera ready? 174 00:07:14,349 --> 00:07:16,450 Yeah, Andy, I'm very nervous about this. 175 00:07:16,485 --> 00:07:18,552 You're gonna hurt yourself. 176 00:07:18,587 --> 00:07:19,920 And here we go. 177 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:26,193 Wow! Look at it go! 178 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,195 I mean, I knew it'd go down, but not that fast! 179 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,431 Oh-ho! San Francisco's the best. 180 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,134 Huh. 181 00:07:33,168 --> 00:07:34,835 I thought he was go. 182 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,904 Yeah. Anyway... 183 00:07:36,938 --> 00:07:38,839 I've decided. I'm gonna take the job. 184 00:07:38,874 --> 00:07:41,442 There's so much more th, 185 00:07:41,476 --> 00:07:43,210 and I feel like I can really make a difference. 186 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,545 Oh, and I met Michelle Obama. 187 00:07:44,579 --> 00:07:47,084 What? Why didn't you lead with that? 188 00:07:47,204 --> 00:07:49,006 I don't know! Liam Boneville has me in a tizzy. 189 00:07:49,018 --> 00:07:52,887 Guys! It's totally broken! 190 00:07:52,921 --> 00:07:55,256 We have ten tables booked for the soft opening. 191 00:07:55,290 --> 00:07:56,411 It's all friends and family, 192 00:07:56,425 --> 00:07:57,858 so hopefully they'll go easy on us. 193 00:07:57,893 --> 00:07:59,860 How's it looking, Ron? Maybe speed it up a little? 194 00:07:59,895 --> 00:08:01,462 This is not government work. 195 00:08:01,496 --> 00:08:03,864 As such, I treat it with care and attention. 196 00:08:03,899 --> 00:08:06,033 Okay, but also, go faster. 197 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,735 I haven't had time to hire a staff yet, 198 00:08:07,769 --> 00:08:10,104 so, April, you'll handle service. 199 00:08:10,138 --> 00:08:11,939 No! Can't I just stay in the back 200 00:08:11,973 --> 00:08:14,141 and spit in people's food like we planned? 201 00:08:14,176 --> 00:08:15,843 Ugh! 202 00:08:15,877 --> 00:08:17,945 The sawdust from Ron's chairs is everywhere! 203 00:08:17,979 --> 00:08:19,246 My sinuses are on the Fritz, 204 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,982 and smell is 90% of taste, maybe 95%! 205 00:08:22,017 --> 00:08:24,752 Okay, Craig, Donna's gonna be your wine taster. 206 00:08:24,786 --> 00:08:25,953 You guys will work as a team. 207 00:08:25,987 --> 00:08:28,422 Fine, but if he raises his voice once... 208 00:08:28,457 --> 00:08:30,191 once... I'm out. 209 00:08:30,225 --> 00:08:31,859 Please don't stick to that policy. 210 00:08:31,893 --> 00:08:33,394 - I got the menus. - Great. 211 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,731 Larry, what the hell? What are these pictures? 212 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:38,866 Aw, jeez, I must have given the printer 213 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,034 the wrong flash drive. 214 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:42,103 What is this, a rotten grapefruit? 215 00:08:42,137 --> 00:08:44,572 No, it's my dog's rectum. 216 00:08:44,606 --> 00:08:45,706 Lord Sheldon has a growth, 217 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,875 so we're sending pictures over to the vet. 218 00:08:47,909 --> 00:08:49,477 But I guess this isn't good for menus, is it? 219 00:08:49,511 --> 00:08:53,114 Larry, Larry, Larry, listen to me. 220 00:08:53,148 --> 00:08:56,517 This is the worst thing you've ever done. 221 00:08:56,551 --> 00:08:59,487 I need you to take all of these dog-butt pictures 222 00:08:59,521 --> 00:09:00,655 and burn them in the pizza oven. 223 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:03,290 April, you list all the menu items from memory. 224 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,825 It'll be classier anyway. 225 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,560 Ron! What was wrong with that one? 226 00:09:06,595 --> 00:09:09,530 It was too perfect. It looked machine-made. 227 00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:13,901 Okay, we have to convince 'em that Pawnee is a special city. 228 00:09:13,935 --> 00:09:15,970 Ooh, we could tell 'em that there's buried treasure 229 00:09:16,004 --> 00:09:18,205 in Pawnee. 230 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,074 And then after they give us the free wi-fi, 231 00:09:20,108 --> 00:09:22,309 we tell 'em that the treasure was love all along. 232 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,344 No. 233 00:09:23,378 --> 00:09:25,146 I am not gonna take "no" for an answer. 234 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:26,414 If we're leaving Pawnee, 235 00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:28,082 I'm gonna give 'em a going-away present... 236 00:09:28,116 --> 00:09:30,351 free wi-fi for all. 237 00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:33,287 Every time someone in Pawnee clicks through a slideshow 238 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:36,057 of American music award red-carpet side-boob fails, 239 00:09:36,091 --> 00:09:39,960 they'll say, "Thank you, Ben Wyatt." 240 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,630 What the hell? 241 00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:44,598 They're playing Cones of Dunshire. 242 00:09:44,633 --> 00:09:46,300 Hey, you invented that game. 243 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,402 Are they playing any games I invented? 244 00:09:48,437 --> 00:09:49,837 Are they throwing dirt into a fan? 245 00:09:49,871 --> 00:09:51,138 The key is, you have to throw the dirt 246 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,974 - into the back of the fan. - How the hell did they... 247 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:56,911 Excuse me. How did you guys get your hands on this game? 248 00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:58,980 Someone sent it to us. Have you played it? 249 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:00,715 I invented Cones of Dunshire. 250 00:10:00,749 --> 00:10:02,083 You're the architect. 251 00:10:02,117 --> 00:10:04,852 Yeah, right, and I'm the Alchemist of the Hinterlands. 252 00:10:06,989 --> 00:10:08,589 There can't be an Alchemist of the Hinterlands. 253 00:10:08,623 --> 00:10:09,991 The Hinterlands is a Shadongdom 254 00:10:10,025 --> 00:10:12,593 that can only sustain a provost or a denier. 255 00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:15,396 - He's right. - Hey, how about this? 256 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:16,497 Let's play. 257 00:10:16,531 --> 00:10:18,466 If I win, you give me another shot 258 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,034 at free wireless for Pawnee. 259 00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:23,271 Have a seat. You want to be corporal... 260 00:10:23,305 --> 00:10:26,507 - or warrior? - Neither. 261 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:29,443 I'm the Maverick. 262 00:10:29,478 --> 00:10:32,813 By using the Leslie Knope seamless merger supesystem... 263 00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:35,116 patent pending... Pawnee and Eagleton 264 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:37,918 and their parks departments will be fully integrated 265 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:40,254 within the next 6 to 12 months. 266 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:41,889 I know, I know. 267 00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:43,658 I think it was a good presentation too. 268 00:10:43,692 --> 00:10:44,725 Is that why you're laughing? 269 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,360 Your timeline is way off. 270 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:50,731 I was in charge of the Wesham/Southborough merger of 2004. 271 00:10:50,766 --> 00:10:53,601 You know when it was completed? Last month. 272 00:10:53,635 --> 00:10:55,069 What? How is that possible? 273 00:10:55,103 --> 00:10:58,506 Merging governments requires constant hands-on management. 274 00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:01,575 You're being very cavalier about the future of your town. 275 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:03,490 Excuse me. I've been accused of lot of things, 276 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:05,112 but cavalier has never been one of them. 277 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,081 I have a super system. 278 00:11:07,115 --> 00:11:11,018 I had a system too, but the economy went South. 279 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:14,388 My hometown hit some hard times 280 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:18,659 and was converted into unincorporated territory. 281 00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:20,428 You lost your cityhood? 282 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,729 If you want to see this through, 283 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:24,131 you need eight to ten years minimum, 284 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,767 unless you want to run the risk of Pawnee becoming... 285 00:11:26,802 --> 00:11:30,938 - Don't say it. - Unincorporated territory. 286 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,644 It's a bold flavor... fruity, a little earthy. 287 00:11:36,678 --> 00:11:38,479 Well, which is it... fruity or earthy? 288 00:11:38,513 --> 00:11:40,982 It can't be both. They're mutually exclusive! 289 00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:43,551 Oh, no! You do not come at me like that. 290 00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,453 I'm sorry. I don't know who I am anymore. 291 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,355 A man without a palate isn't a man. 292 00:11:47,389 --> 00:11:49,023 I love you, Donna. 293 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:50,424 What are you guys doing? 294 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,193 There's people waiting out there! 295 00:11:52,227 --> 00:11:53,667 We're having a moment, you monster! 296 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:55,496 Ugh! 297 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,865 - Stop hassling me. - Ron, you're amazing. 298 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,233 You've always been like a grandpa to me, 299 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:02,069 but can you please lower your standards a tiny bit 300 00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:05,106 so my customers have somewhere to sit? 301 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,607 No. 302 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,543 Oh! 303 00:12:08,577 --> 00:12:10,177 I am so sorry, Tom. 304 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,379 I can't believe I'm saying this, 305 00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:12,446 but don't worry about it. 306 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,814 Restaurant superstition... 307 00:12:13,849 --> 00:12:16,384 breaking a glass on the first night is good luck. 308 00:12:16,418 --> 00:12:18,386 Oh, thank God. 309 00:12:22,591 --> 00:12:23,891 Oh, jeez. 310 00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:29,130 Play an action card, 311 00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:31,799 build a bell tower inside your citadel. 312 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:35,536 My shaman casts a toyber spell on your prosperity tile. 313 00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:38,906 Looks like someone's out of resource gems. 314 00:12:38,941 --> 00:12:40,942 Uh-oh. 315 00:12:54,957 --> 00:12:56,190 What's so funny? 316 00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:58,025 Oh, no, no, no, you're a smart guy, 317 00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,561 clearly picked up some flashy tricks, 318 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:02,496 but you made one crucial mistake. 319 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:06,367 You forgot about the essence of the game. 320 00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:08,903 It's about the Cones. 321 00:13:12,811 --> 00:13:15,256 Move my abbot to the ocean hex, 322 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:17,478 which moves my Brinksman to the Devil's Lair, 323 00:13:17,513 --> 00:13:21,382 and pushes my farmer... yes, my humble farmer... 324 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,422 directly into the central cone. 325 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:32,409 Yeah, babe, we did it. 326 00:13:32,682 --> 00:13:34,468 This whole company is ours. 327 00:13:34,588 --> 00:13:35,703 Oh, no, it's not. 328 00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:37,515 - That's mine, it's all mine. - Andy... 329 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:40,519 for the record, I did invent this game. 330 00:13:40,639 --> 00:13:43,124 But it doesn't even matter, because I won 331 00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:47,022 and I get another chance to prove that there's something truly special about Pawnee. 332 00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:51,941 Yes, there is. It's the home of the architect. Let's talk. 333 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,517 I'm on top of the world. 334 00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:55,286 Andy, what are you doing? 335 00:13:55,932 --> 00:13:57,644 Seems like things are a little chaotic. 336 00:13:57,764 --> 00:13:59,170 No, no, everything is perfect. 337 00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:01,091 This is April. She's gonna be taking care of you tonight. 338 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:03,023 Hello, welcome to Tommy's Bistro. 339 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,382 Today we have spaghetti, linguini, butercini, ravioli, rigattoni, lasagna. 340 00:14:07,502 --> 00:14:08,583 Could you repeat that? 341 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:13,370 Spaghetti, linguini, butercini, ravioli, Ferrari, Lamborghini, rigattoni, lasagna. 342 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,013 Can I see a menu? 343 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,571 We had to throw our menus away because 344 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,385 they are covered with pictures of Larry's dog rectum. 345 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:23,162 Great news. Lord Sheldon's gonna make it. Yeah, 346 00:14:23,282 --> 00:14:26,562 just have to apply a salve to his anus every hour for the rest of his life, but... 347 00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:28,382 Oh, enjoy your meal. 348 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:31,670 - For crying out loud! - No, Mitch, don't leave. Come on. 349 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,067 You have no idea how to run a restaurant. 350 00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:37,122 I've been in this game before and I can see the cracks starting to form. 351 00:14:37,242 --> 00:14:41,626 Sorry, kid, consider my investment terminated. D, let's go. 352 00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:45,601 - Sir, were you sitting in that chair? - Yes, yes I was. Why? 353 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,741 - No reason. - Let's go! 354 00:14:52,222 --> 00:14:55,186 Apparently, and I don't know how, but the game has spread. 355 00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:56,767 I mean, it's all over the Internet... 356 00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:58,735 Austin, Charlotte, San Diego. 357 00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,470 I mean, people are playing with my Cones, babe. 358 00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:01,672 That's great. 359 00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:04,207 I'm just bummed I never copyrighted it. 360 00:15:04,242 --> 00:15:06,576 Oh, I'll look into that, but at least because of it, 361 00:15:06,611 --> 00:15:09,246 Pawnee will get free wireless, and we can both move away 362 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,215 with a clear conscience. 363 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,284 Uh-oh. What's wrong? 364 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:17,788 I... I can't leave Pawnee during a difficult merger 365 00:15:17,822 --> 00:15:19,890 that I'm responsible for. 366 00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:21,425 I have to turn down the job. 367 00:15:21,459 --> 00:15:24,594 Leslie, no. You made up your mind yesterday. 368 00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:26,797 You... Michelle Obama. 369 00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:28,665 I know, but I've been doing this for months. 370 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,234 The only thing that I am 100% positive on 371 00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:33,236 is that I want to stay and go. 372 00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:35,205 I'm never gonna be able to decide. 373 00:15:35,239 --> 00:15:36,907 I'm gonna be paralyzed by hypotheticals 374 00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:39,176 until I die here, in this minivan... 375 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,244 at the San Francisco airport. 376 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:43,447 Wait a second. I have an idea. 377 00:15:45,650 --> 00:15:48,051 Drive here. 378 00:15:48,086 --> 00:15:50,787 So you screwed up a little. 379 00:15:50,822 --> 00:15:53,457 You tried to shoot the moon, and you came up short. 380 00:15:53,491 --> 00:15:55,425 That doesn't mean it's over. 381 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,427 My main investor pulled out. 382 00:15:57,462 --> 00:16:00,097 Any dollar I spend from now on is my own. 383 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:02,432 And despite what my pocket square says, 384 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:05,302 I'm not a billionaire. 385 00:16:05,336 --> 00:16:07,638 So I quit. 386 00:16:07,672 --> 00:16:08,905 Just go home, Ron. 387 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,941 I'm not done with the chairs yet. 388 00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:13,510 It is my belief that you never start a job 389 00:16:13,544 --> 00:16:14,912 you don't intend to finish. 390 00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:16,613 Really? I love quitting. 391 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,849 When I was a kid and things didn't go my way, 392 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,517 I would just take my ball and go home. 393 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:21,785 That's better than winning, 394 00:16:21,819 --> 00:16:23,620 'cause then your friends can't play anymore. 395 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:24,721 Hey! 396 00:16:24,756 --> 00:16:27,324 - No, my stemware! - You are not quitting. 397 00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:29,126 I just called a bunch of reviewers, 398 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,162 and I told them that the soft opening went great, 399 00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:34,164 and I invited them to come here on Friday. 400 00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:36,633 - Why would you do this to me? - You worked really hard. 401 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,969 You owe it to yourself to give it a real shot, 402 00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:40,771 because you are smart and talented. 403 00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:44,741 Well, I hate doing work, but I love being flattered, 404 00:16:44,776 --> 00:16:47,277 so maybe I'll give it another try. 405 00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:49,279 - Good. - It's a smart move, son. 406 00:16:49,314 --> 00:16:51,615 - Thanks, Ron. - Because you currently owe me 407 00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:54,051 $16,000 for the wood. 408 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:55,352 What? 409 00:16:58,089 --> 00:16:59,890 - Where are we going? - Oh, it's right up here. 410 00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:03,193 Just trust me. 411 00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:06,029 I'm on Endor. 412 00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:08,298 These are the redwoods George Lucas used 413 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,801 to create the forest moon of Endor. 414 00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:13,103 Sorry. That's not why we're here. 415 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:18,408 Well, that is a gorgeous view. 416 00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:21,044 Yes, it is. 417 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:22,879 But don't look at that. Look at this. 418 00:17:22,914 --> 00:17:26,383 You've been thinking about this job in the abstract. 419 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,353 Focus on what it actually means. 420 00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:32,122 We're standing in a national park 421 00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:34,191 that stretches 50 miles. 422 00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:36,627 That's the Presidio over there. It's a national park. 423 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:37,995 So is Alcatraz, 424 00:17:38,029 --> 00:17:40,297 and so are the redwoods we just walked through, by the way. 425 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:41,765 You take this job, 426 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,369 places like this will be your office. 427 00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:47,170 Well, that is a compelling point. 428 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:49,773 When we got back from London, you said... 429 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:53,043 that it's a very big world and you've seen very little of it. 430 00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:55,112 This is your chance, honey. 431 00:17:55,146 --> 00:17:59,216 This whole region... Mount Rushmore, the Badlands, 432 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,785 the Ozarks, Abe Lincoln's childhood home... 433 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,820 you would be in charge of all of it. 434 00:18:03,855 --> 00:18:06,390 Your job would be to preserve 435 00:18:06,424 --> 00:18:08,125 the most beautiful places on earth 436 00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:10,661 so millions of people could enjoy them. 437 00:18:10,695 --> 00:18:15,165 And those places, the greatest treasures America has to offer, 438 00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:18,635 will all have signs with your name... 439 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,438 right there. 440 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:27,277 Hi, Grant. I want the job. 441 00:18:27,311 --> 00:18:29,346 I have a lot of questions, 442 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:30,714 but I'm a little amped up right now, 443 00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:32,049 so I'll probably just hang up. 444 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,184 It might be for the best. But, anyway, I love you. 445 00:18:34,218 --> 00:18:36,920 No, I don't. I'm sorry. That was weird. Okay, bye. 446 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:39,556 Oh, this is Lester Kanopf. No, you know who it... 447 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,892 - Okay, bye. - Smoothly handled, Lester. 448 00:18:41,926 --> 00:18:43,593 I panicked. 449 00:18:43,628 --> 00:18:46,930 We should go. We have a lot of stuff to do... 450 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:49,166 and the meter's still running on that cab, so chop-chop. 451 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,167 - Really? - Yeah. 452 00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:51,700 Oh. 453 00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:56,267 The opening of Tom's Bistro was a disaster. 454 00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:57,979 So what? 455 00:18:58,099 --> 00:18:59,021 This is America. 456 00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,152 And America's the land of second chances, 457 00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:03,324 and now we have one night, 458 00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:04,986 one after-party... 459 00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:08,366 to make the world realize that Tom's Bistro 460 00:19:08,486 --> 00:19:10,585 is where miracles can happen! 461 00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:14,592 Thomas, I have to work all day at the Unity concert. 462 00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,658 If you're gonna pull this off, we need more people. 463 00:19:16,778 --> 00:19:19,428 I know, and I didn't want to do this, but I called in some reinforcements. 464 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:22,534 Did someone call for a party zoo? 465 00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:23,430 Yum, yum, yum, yum. 466 00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:25,830 All right, so we got a four-way going with my ex, 467 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:27,209 my brother, and this rando? 468 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:29,555 Okay, if that's where the night is going... 469 00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,311 - It's 9:00 in the morning... - Wha... 470 00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:33,173 It's not a four-way. 471 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:35,048 And I need your help. 472 00:19:35,394 --> 00:19:36,969 Take these V.I.P. invitations. 473 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:38,919 Find all the "A" -list peeps at the concert 474 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,490 and get 'em to the restaurant tonight. 475 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,145 I got to stop by the Parks office. 476 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,521 I'll meet you later. Godspeed. 477 00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:45,713 I like your energy, hombre. 478 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,342 What do you say you and I ride go-karts later? 479 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:49,235 I want to go horseback riding! 480 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,728 Deal. 481 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:53,635 Last chance, Ron. 482 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:56,304 The slots are finalized, but I can squeeze in ten minutes 483 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:57,367 if a certain mister... 484 00:19:57,745 --> 00:19:59,786 Duke Silver wanted to come out. 485 00:19:59,787 --> 00:20:01,431 Come on, Ron, it's gonna be so fun. 486 00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:03,752 Thank you, Andrew, but fun or not, 487 00:20:04,015 --> 00:20:06,714 playing music is something I like to keep private, 488 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,952 along with my family, my conversations, 489 00:20:08,953 --> 00:20:10,833 and my whereabouts at all times. 490 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:16,161 Okay, everyone, welcome to the very last Unity concert planning meeting. 491 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,951 Andy, you are in charge. This is your show. Take it away. 492 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:22,488 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, 493 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,715 is to accept the following missions. 494 00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:27,497 - Madison. - Manning that art tents. 495 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,833 - Donna. - Scheduling... and security liaison. 496 00:20:29,953 --> 00:20:32,091 - Larry. - Staying out of the way. 497 00:20:32,211 --> 00:20:33,985 And all of the rest of the volunteer-work assignments 498 00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:35,707 are up on this board. 499 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:40,132 Your main goal today is to get 2,000 people to sign up 500 00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:43,748 for the Pawnee-Eagleton merger preservation 501 00:20:43,749 --> 00:20:46,009 volunteer action squad. 502 00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:48,160 Their first project will be to come up 503 00:20:48,161 --> 00:20:49,561 with a shorter name for the group. 504 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:53,681 You're right. The name is too long. I was picturing bigger hats. 505 00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:56,648 - All right, here we go. - Everybody, let's get to work. 506 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,404 Can the Parks and Rec people hang back for a second? 507 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,532 Um... 508 00:21:04,484 --> 00:21:09,294 The reason I wanted you guys to stick around is, I wanted to tell you... 509 00:21:09,885 --> 00:21:13,180 - That I love and admire you. - Oh! Leslie, thank you. 510 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,036 You say that every morning. 511 00:21:15,528 --> 00:21:18,785 A while ago, I was offered a job at the national parks service, 512 00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:22,534 and it's a great opportunity, but it means that I'll have to move... 513 00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:23,773 to Illinois. 514 00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:26,258 And I took the job. 515 00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:27,621 - Good for you! - Wow! 516 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,236 - That's great! - Congratulations, Knope. 517 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,796 The sentimental people in this office 518 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:33,062 will probably miss you. 519 00:21:33,182 --> 00:21:35,692 - When do you leave? - Soon, maybe a month. 520 00:21:35,789 --> 00:21:38,591 Oh. That makes what we're about to show you 521 00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:40,560 a little bit awkward. 522 00:21:41,729 --> 00:21:43,796 We had a new founders day statue commissioned 523 00:21:43,831 --> 00:21:46,266 and added your name to the list of founders of Pawnee. 524 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,202 Because you basically founded this new town. 525 00:21:49,236 --> 00:21:52,138 Leslie Knope, champion of the Pawnee-Eagleton merger, 526 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,573 "our most faithful citizen. 527 00:21:53,607 --> 00:21:55,375 She never abandoned us." 528 00:21:55,409 --> 00:21:57,477 - Oh, boy. - There's a quote too. 529 00:21:57,511 --> 00:21:59,612 "'Only a moron would ever live anywhere 530 00:21:59,647 --> 00:22:00,947 other than Pawnee, Indiana.' 531 00:22:00,981 --> 00:22:02,849 Leslie Knope, multiple occasions." 532 00:22:02,883 --> 00:22:05,885 I can cut a new plinth with a less ironic inscription. 533 00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:07,760 This is so touching, you guys. 534 00:22:07,788 --> 00:22:11,257 I am crying out of happiness and sadness and gratitude 535 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:12,725 and because I'm carrying triplets 536 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,627 and for a fifth reason that I can't figure out. 537 00:22:14,662 --> 00:22:16,529 Leslie, don't cry. It's not that great. 538 00:22:16,563 --> 00:22:19,165 It doesn't even look like you. Or, actually, you know what? 539 00:22:19,199 --> 00:22:21,234 It kind of does. 540 00:22:21,268 --> 00:22:23,202 Well, it's about that time. 541 00:22:23,237 --> 00:22:24,671 Unity concert! 542 00:22:31,412 --> 00:22:33,646 Hello, Pawnee. We're The Decembrists. 543 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:39,319 It's great to be here in support of this event. 544 00:22:39,353 --> 00:22:41,120 This is truly an amazing town. 545 00:22:41,155 --> 00:22:45,792 I ordered a small cheeseburger, and both the buns were pizzas. 546 00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:02,909 Joanie baby, 547 00:23:02,943 --> 00:23:04,903 I'm throwing a huge party tonight at Tom's Bistro. 548 00:23:04,912 --> 00:23:07,013 - You gots to stop by. - You gots to stop by. 549 00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,549 Will this medium drink of water be there? 550 00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:13,086 The only reason I wouldn't be there is if I got pulled over... 551 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:18,958 Ah-boosh! 552 00:23:18,993 --> 00:23:20,193 - What? - Judge gave me 553 00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:21,561 two ankle bracelets, 554 00:23:21,595 --> 00:23:23,555 said it was the first time he ever had to do that. 555 00:23:23,564 --> 00:23:26,466 Uh, jah boy's a question on the bar exam. 556 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,067 Yah-hey! 557 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:31,938 Anyway, Tom's Bistro, tonight, be there. 558 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:36,809 Uh-oh. Okay. 559 00:23:36,844 --> 00:23:38,278 Don't... just let me talk... 560 00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:40,513 Well, the relocation package seems fair, 561 00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:43,349 but the dental plan is more than fair. 562 00:23:43,384 --> 00:23:45,985 I mean, three annual cleanings for the spouse? Ka-ching. 563 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,453 Hey, did someone say "dental plan"? 564 00:23:47,488 --> 00:23:48,555 How's it going? 565 00:23:48,589 --> 00:23:51,257 Councilman Jeremy Jamm, Jamm orthodontics. 566 00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:52,825 Hey, uh, I think we can all agree 567 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,227 this concert blows, right? 568 00:23:54,261 --> 00:23:55,695 You guys really want to see a crowd, 569 00:23:55,729 --> 00:23:58,731 you might want to stop by my secession rally later tonight. 570 00:23:58,766 --> 00:24:00,867 That is gonna be off the hook! 571 00:24:00,901 --> 00:24:02,669 - You ever heard of warrant? - Yeah. 572 00:24:02,703 --> 00:24:03,937 There's a cover band around here... 573 00:24:03,971 --> 00:24:05,371 they call themselves "Cherry Pie." 574 00:24:05,406 --> 00:24:07,006 Pretty sure we got their bass player. 575 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:08,808 - Oh, wow. - Gonna be pretty good. 576 00:24:12,646 --> 00:24:13,880 What is that? 577 00:24:13,914 --> 00:24:15,554 Just general rock, man. It's gonna be fun. 578 00:24:18,819 --> 00:24:21,321 - that guy was a councilman? - Crazy, right? 579 00:24:21,355 --> 00:24:22,889 Okay, uh, let's talk staff. 580 00:24:22,923 --> 00:24:24,490 For the first few months, 581 00:24:24,525 --> 00:24:26,059 you're only gonna have six staffers. 582 00:24:26,093 --> 00:24:27,794 Four of them will be coming up from Omaha. 583 00:24:27,828 --> 00:24:30,296 Oh, so does that mean that there's two openings left? 584 00:24:30,331 --> 00:24:31,998 - Yeah. - Because I happen to know 585 00:24:32,032 --> 00:24:34,400 some of the most dedicated civil servants 586 00:24:34,435 --> 00:24:36,569 and greatest people to ever walk the planet earth. 587 00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:39,005 You can hire whoever you like. 588 00:24:57,258 --> 00:25:01,594 Ginuwine, it is an honor to be breathing the same air as you. 589 00:25:01,629 --> 00:25:02,795 No joke. 590 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,431 But real talk... we're both men about town 591 00:25:05,466 --> 00:25:08,168 being constantly bombarded with party invitations. 592 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,636 Who is this guy? 593 00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:11,271 My friend who's opening a restaurant tonight, 594 00:25:11,305 --> 00:25:12,705 and you're going to be there, cousin, 595 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:14,207 unless you want me to get onstage 596 00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:16,075 and talk about how we used to take baths together, 597 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:19,012 how you cried whenever I took away your rubber duckies. 598 00:25:19,046 --> 00:25:20,513 Damn, Donna. 599 00:25:20,548 --> 00:25:23,349 Why you got to bring the Quackson 5 into this? 600 00:25:23,384 --> 00:25:26,052 How y'all doing? 601 00:25:26,087 --> 00:25:28,488 Li'l Sebastian, this one is for you, 602 00:25:28,522 --> 00:25:32,959 because you're my pony. 603 00:25:47,470 --> 00:25:49,612 Ron, I have to ask you something, 604 00:25:49,613 --> 00:25:51,285 and I want you to consider it, okay? 605 00:25:51,393 --> 00:25:52,416 Really consider it. 606 00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:57,072 How would you feel about leaving Pawnee and moving to Chicago? 607 00:25:57,192 --> 00:25:58,797 Hold on, come on, I'm not done. 608 00:25:59,108 --> 00:26:00,771 You'd be working for the federal government. 609 00:26:01,084 --> 00:26:03,690 You know what, excuse me 610 00:26:03,691 --> 00:26:05,410 for wanting my dear friend and ethical mentor 611 00:26:05,411 --> 00:26:07,393 to accompany me on the adventure of a lifetime. 612 00:26:07,479 --> 00:26:09,166 It's very sweet, Leslie, 613 00:26:09,286 --> 00:26:13,682 and the national parks service is probably the only branch of government worth a damn, 614 00:26:14,128 --> 00:26:17,474 but Diane and I are quite happy raising our family here. 615 00:26:17,774 --> 00:26:19,706 Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a booth over there 616 00:26:19,707 --> 00:26:22,470 serving something called, "fried sausage quilts," 617 00:26:22,653 --> 00:26:25,066 so I'm going to buy the booth. 618 00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:34,475 Hello. I'm Johnny Karate. 619 00:26:43,555 --> 00:26:46,361 - Daddy, you should play music. - Yeah, Ron. 620 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,387 Go on. Get up there. Have some fun. 621 00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:52,076 I recalibrated the sights on all the rifles in the shooting gallery. 622 00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,729 I've had enough fun for one day. 623 00:26:58,307 --> 00:27:00,038 Oh, I know that look. Where is she? 624 00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:01,729 She's near. Hide the children. 625 00:27:03,392 --> 00:27:04,784 Hello, Ron. 626 00:27:05,117 --> 00:27:07,756 - Hello, Ron's friend. - Tammy, 627 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,951 what could possibly bring you to a children's performance... 628 00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:13,461 preparing a ritual sacrifice of a newborn? 629 00:27:13,581 --> 00:27:15,869 No, just trolling for some daddy. 630 00:27:15,912 --> 00:27:17,892 Oh, sorry. I pronounced that wrong. 631 00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,220 Trolling for some dad "D." 632 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,880 Diane, why don't you take the girls for some ice cream 633 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,773 while I dispose of this sewer-dwelling gutter witch? 634 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,093 Bye, Tammy. Always a pleasure. 635 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,221 You're not fooling me, Ron. 636 00:27:30,341 --> 00:27:34,594 This little domestic charade of yours hasn't changed you one bit. 637 00:27:34,714 --> 00:27:37,620 You're still the same old Ron Swanson, 638 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:39,496 and I will defeat you. 639 00:27:39,897 --> 00:27:42,989 I will defeat you right into my pants. 640 00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:45,976 - Thank you! - Everybody go crazy! 641 00:27:48,325 --> 00:27:49,725 All right, thanks, guys. Remember... 642 00:27:49,726 --> 00:27:51,093 karate on bad guys only. 643 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,428 Hey, man, you were really great out there. 644 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,538 Oh, hey, burly. How you doing, man? 645 00:27:54,658 --> 00:27:56,292 Pretty good, man. Remember my nephew, Jack? 646 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:57,727 - He's a really big fan. - Whoa, hey, Jack. 647 00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,028 Good to see you, bud. 648 00:27:59,062 --> 00:28:00,563 Hey, listen, man, I'm really sorry 649 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,565 things ended so weird with mouse rat. 650 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,033 You know, that's not really how I pictured us 651 00:28:04,067 --> 00:28:06,469 - breaking up, you know. - Yeah, I do know. 652 00:28:06,503 --> 00:28:08,223 I always figured we'd... you know, whatever... 653 00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:10,172 break up 'cause I got drafted by the Colts. 654 00:28:10,207 --> 00:28:13,342 And then in the first game, of course, I'd break my leg. 655 00:28:13,377 --> 00:28:16,879 Crowd starts chanting my name, and I give 'em the thumbs-up. 656 00:28:16,914 --> 00:28:19,282 And then I'd go to the hospital. I'd get really good at chess. 657 00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:21,317 I end up beating the computer finally, 658 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,719 and then the band just sort of drifts apart. 659 00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:25,187 - That was how I saw it, but... - Yeah. 660 00:28:25,222 --> 00:28:28,257 - Take it easy. - Yeah, see you. 661 00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,426 Babe, that was so awesome. 662 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,894 That was the best performance ever. 663 00:28:31,929 --> 00:28:34,196 One kid peed his pants because he didn't want to miss anything. 664 00:28:34,231 --> 00:28:36,199 - What? I gave a kid pee pants? - Yes! 665 00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:39,035 Well, that's why I do what I do. 666 00:28:39,069 --> 00:28:40,503 What's wrong? 667 00:28:40,537 --> 00:28:41,697 I guess I just kind of miss 668 00:28:41,705 --> 00:28:43,206 having people up onstage with me. 669 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,174 They never tell you when you go solo 670 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:47,043 that it's just gonna be you up there. 671 00:28:47,077 --> 00:28:51,213 Anyways, what do you say I take you over to the ball pit, 672 00:28:51,248 --> 00:28:53,516 and we find your cell phone I lost? 673 00:28:53,550 --> 00:28:54,884 You what? 674 00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:25,982 I love you, Kay Hanley! 675 00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:31,854 I hope you like deep-dish pizza, 676 00:29:31,889 --> 00:29:34,357 because there's gonna be a lot more of it in Chicago, 677 00:29:34,391 --> 00:29:37,059 where we're all gonna be moving. 678 00:29:37,094 --> 00:29:38,995 - Okay. - No. No. 679 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:42,231 We are not moving to Chicago for, like, a billion reasons. 680 00:29:42,266 --> 00:29:45,384 - But, babe, pizza. - There's pizza in Pawnee. 681 00:29:45,504 --> 00:29:47,238 Right. Thanks, babe. 682 00:29:47,273 --> 00:29:49,074 You're so good at reminding me where pizza is. 683 00:29:49,108 --> 00:29:50,942 Come on, guys, take a risk. 684 00:29:50,976 --> 00:29:53,178 Live on the edge. Life is an adventure. 685 00:29:53,212 --> 00:29:54,345 It is! Let's do it! 686 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:56,047 - No. - No. 687 00:29:56,081 --> 00:29:58,650 Pawnee is cheap, and we like it here, 688 00:29:58,684 --> 00:30:02,554 and Chicago seems like there's a lot of stuff to do and people, 689 00:30:02,588 --> 00:30:04,522 but I like to do nothing with no one. 690 00:30:04,557 --> 00:30:06,591 So thank you, and I love you, 691 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:09,661 but, no, thank you, and I hate you. 692 00:30:09,695 --> 00:30:11,529 I love you. 693 00:30:12,731 --> 00:30:15,600 Well, you know, you owe me for that pizza. 694 00:30:35,121 --> 00:30:36,054 Sister Christian. 695 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:39,924 Thank you, Pawnee! 696 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:44,729 We have been Bobby Knight Ranger! 697 00:30:48,267 --> 00:30:51,002 Super cool to hear Sister Christian 698 00:30:51,036 --> 00:30:52,570 that many times in a row. 699 00:30:52,605 --> 00:30:55,340 Now is the moment we've all been waiting for. 700 00:30:55,374 --> 00:30:59,344 This next band agreed to reunite for one night only, 701 00:30:59,378 --> 00:31:00,645 and it's gonna be great. 702 00:31:00,679 --> 00:31:03,548 I personally hope that they play Summer Sun. 703 00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:06,284 We all know how it goes, right? 704 00:31:12,792 --> 00:31:14,392 Why don't you let us play those, bud? 705 00:31:14,427 --> 00:31:15,660 Oh, yeah, good point. Okay. 706 00:31:15,694 --> 00:31:19,583 Without any further ado, land ho! 707 00:31:25,571 --> 00:31:27,205 What up, Pawnee? 708 00:31:55,801 --> 00:31:57,001 Thank you, Pawnee! 709 00:31:57,036 --> 00:31:58,303 You miss the band? 710 00:31:58,337 --> 00:32:00,905 No, I mean, I love that I'm Johnny Karate now, 711 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:04,342 but being part of a band, that's just... 712 00:32:04,377 --> 00:32:06,478 that's rock and roll, man. 713 00:32:06,512 --> 00:32:10,949 Joining us now for our finale, legendary local band, 714 00:32:10,983 --> 00:32:13,451 please welcome Mouse Rat! 715 00:32:13,486 --> 00:32:16,955 You guys are closing this sucker down! 716 00:32:20,926 --> 00:32:22,927 Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? 717 00:32:26,766 --> 00:32:29,434 I love this town so much, 718 00:32:29,468 --> 00:32:32,170 and I'm just so proud to live here. 719 00:32:32,204 --> 00:32:35,373 And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute 720 00:32:35,407 --> 00:32:38,076 to Pawnee's greatest treasure. 721 00:33:15,481 --> 00:33:17,916 Whoo! 722 00:33:28,994 --> 00:33:33,198 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Ssilver! 723 00:34:20,635 --> 00:34:23,083 Guys, this is the most important night of my life, 724 00:34:23,203 --> 00:34:25,240 which means it's the most important night of your lives too. 725 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,419 Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab 726 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,060 that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of. 727 00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:30,604 No way, The Closer? Oof! 728 00:34:31,259 --> 00:34:33,493 It's opening night. Let's do this! 729 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,006 Hey, butt wieners! 730 00:34:38,813 --> 00:34:40,542 - Daddy! - No. 731 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:42,908 Your father ruined my last business. Why would you bring him here? 732 00:34:43,028 --> 00:34:45,017 Because you told me to look for V.I.P.s, 733 00:34:45,137 --> 00:34:48,861 and my daddy is the V.I.-est "P" I know. 734 00:34:48,981 --> 00:34:51,289 - I love you, daddy. - I love you too, angel. 735 00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:52,791 Money, please. 736 00:34:53,868 --> 00:34:55,583 - Mm! Money! Money! Money! - Money, please! 737 00:34:55,584 --> 00:34:56,584 Craig, we're gonna drink. 738 00:34:56,994 --> 00:34:58,715 Why would you come here, Saperstein? 739 00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:01,842 I came here to see your flourishing business, 740 00:35:01,962 --> 00:35:03,287 to see how well you're doing. 741 00:35:03,627 --> 00:35:05,719 Wow! You're back. 742 00:35:05,839 --> 00:35:08,433 Can you squeeze me in, or do I need a reservation? 743 00:35:09,742 --> 00:35:12,287 'Cause there's nobody here. 744 00:35:12,407 --> 00:35:15,050 Maybe this restaurant won't be a huge success. 745 00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,474 Maybe it won't be packed with celebrities. 746 00:35:17,594 --> 00:35:19,671 - Tommy! - Or maybe it will. 747 00:35:19,791 --> 00:35:21,683 - Hello, Joan. Hello, Perd. - Hi. 748 00:35:21,803 --> 00:35:23,549 Thanks for coming by. 749 00:35:23,669 --> 00:35:26,081 - Can I get you a drink? - I'll have the Joan. 750 00:35:26,201 --> 00:35:30,080 It's a tumbler of gin, and it's got crushed aspirin around the rim. 751 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,096 And I would just like an empty glass. 752 00:35:32,406 --> 00:35:34,946 Steve, can we get these cocktails going for Joan and Perd? 753 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:38,204 Oh, look, Kay Hanley, rock star, thanks for coming by. 754 00:35:38,324 --> 00:35:39,328 Thanks for having me. 755 00:35:39,448 --> 00:35:41,987 Come on in, guys. You might want to grab a seat, 756 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:44,574 Dr. Saperstein. Looks like it's getting... 757 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:46,508 a little crowded. 758 00:35:52,023 --> 00:35:55,464 And I said, "you don't need a towel. You need a washcloth." 759 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:01,948 You know, I don't think that the girls have ever been happier 760 00:36:01,949 --> 00:36:04,815 or more surprised than when you got up on that stage. 761 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,618 Well, having you and the kids in my life 762 00:36:07,619 --> 00:36:09,187 has made me a different person. 763 00:36:09,621 --> 00:36:15,068 And I like it. There's more room in my life for... fun. 764 00:36:19,364 --> 00:36:21,352 Hi, Ben. 765 00:36:21,968 --> 00:36:23,530 It's me, Barney, from the accounting firm. 766 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,939 Yes. Hi, Barney. You don't have to introduce yourself every time. 767 00:36:27,174 --> 00:36:28,502 I was gonna wait until your birthday 768 00:36:28,503 --> 00:36:30,768 to give this to you, but I'm just too excited. 769 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,328 This is the copyright to Cones of Dunshire. 770 00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:37,189 After you gave it to us as a gift, we saw its potential, 771 00:36:37,223 --> 00:36:40,859 so we formed a "C" corp and registered it in your name. 772 00:36:40,894 --> 00:36:44,063 This is amazing. How can I ever repay you? 773 00:36:44,097 --> 00:36:46,665 Come work for us at the accounting firm. 774 00:36:46,699 --> 00:36:47,833 Okay. 775 00:36:47,867 --> 00:36:49,568 Oh! Oh! 776 00:36:49,602 --> 00:36:51,670 No, sorry. I can't. 777 00:36:51,705 --> 00:36:54,373 Wow. Shortest one yet. 778 00:36:54,407 --> 00:36:57,142 Thank you. 779 00:36:57,177 --> 00:36:58,177 Babe, thank you so much 780 00:36:58,211 --> 00:37:00,112 for organizing the mouse rat reunion. 781 00:37:00,146 --> 00:37:03,215 It was actually Ginuwine who arranged everything. 782 00:37:03,249 --> 00:37:04,883 He really cares about you. 783 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:06,752 You're the greatest wife ever. 784 00:37:06,786 --> 00:37:08,821 I wish I could marry you all over again. 785 00:37:08,855 --> 00:37:10,355 Let's get divorced. 786 00:37:10,390 --> 00:37:11,690 That way, we can get married again. 787 00:37:11,725 --> 00:37:12,758 Yes, let's do it. 788 00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:13,826 - You want to? - Yes! 789 00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,060 We should do that, right? 790 00:37:15,095 --> 00:37:16,161 Yeah, totally. 791 00:37:16,196 --> 00:37:18,363 - We're getting divorced! - Yes. 792 00:37:18,398 --> 00:37:19,798 This is amazing. 793 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,533 Practically everyone we invited came, 794 00:37:21,568 --> 00:37:23,836 except for Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus. 795 00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:25,104 I was hoping tonight would be magical enough 796 00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:27,072 - to get 'em back together. - Let it go, friend. 797 00:37:27,107 --> 00:37:30,576 He's not good enough for her, and vice versa! 798 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:33,712 Thomas. Yes, we don't get along, 799 00:37:33,747 --> 00:37:37,182 but I look at you... I see driven, I see smart, 800 00:37:37,217 --> 00:37:39,918 and I just had the best Italian meal 801 00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:41,153 I've ever had in my life, 802 00:37:41,187 --> 00:37:43,789 and I've been to Dallas. 803 00:37:43,823 --> 00:37:45,290 - I'm in. - No way. 804 00:37:45,325 --> 00:37:47,693 I'm not gonna let you take another one of my businesses. 805 00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:50,195 No, no, I'm in as a partner. 806 00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:52,164 I'm always looking for new investments. 807 00:37:52,198 --> 00:37:53,399 I've got an auto dealership. 808 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:54,633 I've got a massage parlor, 809 00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:57,403 a dry-cleaning transactional holding company 810 00:37:57,437 --> 00:38:00,506 that is doing unbelievably well, I might add. 811 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,808 What do you say? 812 00:38:02,842 --> 00:38:05,711 You know what? I'm not really looking for investors, 813 00:38:05,745 --> 00:38:08,680 given the almost embarrassing level of success I've attained, 814 00:38:08,715 --> 00:38:10,215 but I'll consider it. 815 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:11,650 Now, if you'll excuse me, 816 00:38:11,684 --> 00:38:13,252 I need to get some pictures for my wall of fame. 817 00:38:13,286 --> 00:38:16,789 Uh, excuse me, miss Hanley? Do you mind if I snap a you-ie? 818 00:38:16,823 --> 00:38:18,290 It's what I call selfies of other people. 819 00:38:18,324 --> 00:38:19,291 Sure. 820 00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:22,194 Can I get everyone's attention, please? 821 00:38:22,228 --> 00:38:26,098 Our goal was to get 2,000 signatures 822 00:38:26,132 --> 00:38:28,000 in support of the merger. 823 00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:29,768 We got... 824 00:38:29,803 --> 00:38:31,570 almost 4,000 825 00:38:31,604 --> 00:38:34,707 on the first night. 826 00:38:34,741 --> 00:38:37,042 Hey, everybody, let's keep this party going. 827 00:38:37,077 --> 00:38:39,144 The next round of gnocchi is on the house. 828 00:38:43,883 --> 00:38:45,717 You look sad, Knope. 829 00:38:45,752 --> 00:38:48,454 Couldn't find any takers for Chicago? 830 00:38:48,488 --> 00:38:50,322 Everybody turned me down but Larry. 831 00:38:50,357 --> 00:38:51,790 - Ouch. - Yeah. 832 00:38:51,825 --> 00:38:53,225 Well, cheer up. 833 00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:55,561 You got a new job, new challenges, 834 00:38:55,628 --> 00:38:57,029 all that crap you like. 835 00:38:57,063 --> 00:38:59,965 Man, I'm gonna miss Pawnee. I wish I could stay, 836 00:38:59,999 --> 00:39:03,469 you know, keep an eye on it, raise my kids here. 837 00:39:03,503 --> 00:39:05,504 And let's be honest, am I ever gonna find 838 00:39:05,538 --> 00:39:07,406 a better breakfast than JJ's Diner? 839 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,941 You will not, no. 840 00:39:08,975 --> 00:39:10,576 I know it's not easy to leave, 841 00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:14,179 but this job does seem perfect. 842 00:39:14,214 --> 00:39:16,949 Of course, I'd prefer you use your talents elsewhere. 843 00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:19,151 You know, with your courage and small frame, 844 00:39:19,185 --> 00:39:20,919 you'd make an excellent coal miner. 845 00:39:20,954 --> 00:39:22,588 Thank you, Ron. That's very sweet. 846 00:39:22,622 --> 00:39:24,857 It's time for you to move up in the world. 847 00:39:24,891 --> 00:39:27,159 Your ambition was bound to take you away 848 00:39:27,193 --> 00:39:29,194 from the town you love sooner or later, 849 00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:31,096 and you can't have everything you want. 850 00:39:31,131 --> 00:39:32,698 Oh, my God. 851 00:39:32,732 --> 00:39:34,833 I can have everything I want! 852 00:39:34,868 --> 00:39:36,201 - Thank you. - I feel like 853 00:39:36,236 --> 00:39:37,770 - you're not listening to me. - Oh, and by the way, 854 00:39:37,804 --> 00:39:40,706 don't think that we are not discussing Duke silver. 855 00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:42,808 When were you going to tell me about that? 856 00:39:42,842 --> 00:39:45,678 Unbelievable! I am so furious at you, 857 00:39:45,712 --> 00:39:47,212 but I've already forgiven you, and you need to teach me 858 00:39:47,247 --> 00:39:48,580 how to play the saxophone. 859 00:39:48,615 --> 00:39:49,915 Okay, bye. 860 00:39:56,321 --> 00:39:58,055 Hi, Leslie and everyone. 861 00:39:58,089 --> 00:39:59,247 - I'm Grant... - No time for small talk. 862 00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,965 I think the best version of me working 863 00:40:02,085 --> 00:40:05,033 as Midwest regional director is not in Chicago. 864 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,564 It's right here in Pawnee. 865 00:40:07,599 --> 00:40:09,243 - How so? - The financial savings here 866 00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,422 are enormous. 867 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,432 I mean, the cost of living is way lower here, 868 00:40:12,552 --> 00:40:15,171 and renting the entire third floor of this building 869 00:40:15,296 --> 00:40:18,131 would be way cheaper than a much smaller space in Chicago. 870 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,868 Pawnee is actually closer to most of the parks 871 00:40:20,902 --> 00:40:24,638 in the Midwest region, and it's got Tom's Bistro... 872 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,640 an exciting new-wave Italian eatery 873 00:40:26,642 --> 00:40:28,942 that's equal parts Dean Martin and Bruno Mars. 874 00:40:28,977 --> 00:40:30,444 But that's just what The Indianapolis Star 875 00:40:30,478 --> 00:40:31,645 is saying. 876 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,280 Let's see what everyone else has to say. 877 00:40:33,314 --> 00:40:35,082 No, no, this is not what we're doing right now. 878 00:40:35,116 --> 00:40:37,818 - But congrats. - Leslie should stay here. 879 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,586 And if you don't agree with us, it's nine against one, 880 00:40:39,621 --> 00:40:40,988 and we can make you disappear forever. 881 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,657 - What? - I said, "We have free wi-fi." 882 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:46,193 Look, Pawnee is a town on the rise, 883 00:40:46,227 --> 00:40:49,229 and national parks could get in on the ground floor. 884 00:40:49,264 --> 00:40:52,766 It's the best option, hands down. 885 00:40:52,801 --> 00:40:55,769 Well, I'll run this up the flagpole. 886 00:40:55,804 --> 00:40:58,872 Also, can you bring back Power Rangers? 887 00:40:58,907 --> 00:41:01,208 I don't know what it is you do, 888 00:41:01,242 --> 00:41:04,311 but you seem important enough to get that done. 889 00:41:04,345 --> 00:41:07,514 Sometimes you have to make the hardest climb 890 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,349 to see the most beautiful sunrise. 891 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,885 I read that once on an old lady's decorative pillow. 892 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,221 But it is really how I feel today. 893 00:41:14,255 --> 00:41:17,191 I've climbed a very weird and rocky mountain, 894 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:19,293 and it was a pain in the ass, and my legs are tired, 895 00:41:19,327 --> 00:41:22,262 and I'm starving, but the sun is rising 896 00:41:22,297 --> 00:41:24,965 over a sea of love and waffles and possibility. 897 00:41:24,999 --> 00:41:29,169 So I'm just gonna relax and take a deep breath 898 00:41:29,204 --> 00:41:34,508 and enjoy this view for as long as I possibly can. 899 00:41:36,344 --> 00:41:39,246 Call Ken and Rebecca, and no statements to the press 900 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,348 unless I personally release them. 901 00:41:41,382 --> 00:41:43,183 We are on a media lockdown. 902 00:41:43,218 --> 00:41:46,487 Where is Ed with the file? Ed! 903 00:41:46,521 --> 00:41:48,622 I'm sorry, Miss Knope, I lost the file. 904 00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:50,724 - It's gone. - Ed, you're a nice guy, 905 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,960 but you're the most incompetent person I've ever word with, 906 00:41:52,994 --> 00:41:55,629 and that includes Terry. 907 00:41:55,663 --> 00:41:58,332 Jeez! Get it together, Terry. 908 00:41:58,366 --> 00:42:00,267 Clean out your desk. You're fired. 909 00:42:00,301 --> 00:42:02,002 I understand. Thank you for the literally 910 00:42:02,036 --> 00:42:03,676 hundreds of opportunities you've given me. 911 00:42:03,716 --> 00:42:06,022 Good-bye, everyone. It's been a great three years. 912 00:42:06,142 --> 00:42:08,216 Cancel my flight to South Dakota. We'll do it next month. 913 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,926 - Babe, what's our play here? - Everyone's waiting downstairs in my office. 914 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,564 Let's just go hear what they have to say. 915 00:42:12,684 --> 00:42:13,669 But honey, tonight's your big night. 916 00:42:13,789 --> 00:42:15,927 No, this is more important. Where are the kids? 917 00:42:16,047 --> 00:42:18,498 - Right here. - Hey, guys! 918 00:42:18,618 --> 00:42:20,573 Mommy and daddy had to do a little work, 919 00:42:20,693 --> 00:42:22,850 and you're gonna have a fun play date with Uncle Andy 920 00:42:22,851 --> 00:42:25,362 - and Aunty April, okay? - Let's go, munchkins. 921 00:42:25,469 --> 00:42:27,784 I forgot, Ben... how many bags of marshmallows do I give them? 922 00:42:27,904 --> 00:42:30,434 None! Just let April do everything. 923 00:42:30,554 --> 00:42:33,005 One day, in the distant future, 924 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:35,437 things will be calm and normal, right? 925 00:42:35,557 --> 00:42:37,624 Probably not. But that's okay. 926 00:42:37,941 --> 00:42:39,865 - You ready? - Not at all. 927 00:42:40,287 --> 00:42:42,727 But that's never stopped us before. 928 00:42:44,964 --> 00:42:51,571 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com